John Mulaney - Confused Ice- T is TV Magic

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  • @nesa2114
    @nesa2114 5 років тому +3908

    Everybody's mad that he's saying the same jokes like... people go on tour.. and present the same show.. but to different people

    • @hecatestehlik1298
      @hecatestehlik1298 5 років тому +172

      Also like jokes are hard

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +309

      And they work on refining their material to make it even funnier in later iterations. It's almost like being a comedian is a profession, or something.

    • @chaseholstein7083
      @chaseholstein7083 5 років тому +90

      Camera phones ruined it all... Before camera phones they could use the same material in other areas. Now everybody sees it all after the first show because 37 different people recorded it and posted it on the internet for everybody to see.

    • @africaRBG
      @africaRBG 5 років тому +13

      Yeah, people arent very smart. Casual comedy watchers.

    • @christinanewby1979
      @christinanewby1979 5 років тому +1

      It's been around 7-8 years now tho

  • @polarishall6417
    @polarishall6417 6 років тому +4662

    it's so surreal to see him not in a suit

    • @Wylierocks
      @Wylierocks 6 років тому +1

      is it?

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 6 років тому +1

      Polaris Hall Oh, I just noticed that!

    • @Butt6969
      @Butt6969 5 років тому +24

      He looks strangely like Matpat when not in a suit

    • @jennacasey1981
      @jennacasey1981 5 років тому +7

      saw him in February, when he switched clothes with Pete Davidson and it was super trippy

    • @leahb596
      @leahb596 5 років тому +1

      Ikr!

  • @DarkXagami
    @DarkXagami 9 років тому +619

    haha this dudes ICE-T impression was pretty on point

  • @apollo6718
    @apollo6718 6 років тому +673

    This man should be a comedian

    • @grottyrotty29
      @grottyrotty29 6 років тому +30

      He should.

    • @a-3866
      @a-3866 6 років тому +29

      You’d be glad to hear he took your advice!

    • @grottyrotty29
      @grottyrotty29 6 років тому +8

      Yea I heard.

    • @aiyi2296
      @aiyi2296 5 років тому +4

      He is a comedian...

    • @chriswhite4408
      @chriswhite4408 5 років тому +24

      @@aiyi2296 r/woooosh? Maybe

  • @lukewarmcoffeepot7685
    @lukewarmcoffeepot7685 7 років тому +778

    My name is John Mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive. While fighting the evil speedster savatar, I was thrusted into the feature, where I watched him kill the woman I love.

    • @JJ4EVER9232011
      @JJ4EVER9232011 6 років тому +2

      Joe Troham I love your name and pfp.

    • @Tombr4mb4
      @Tombr4mb4 5 років тому +3

      This is that one flash if he didn't die saving the multiverse from Zooms machine.

  • @a2rhombus2
    @a2rhombus2 6 років тому +2457

    Strange how he uses the "I was a child for years and years" line in every set he does (that I know of)

    • @alsity1
      @alsity1 6 років тому +139

      A to Rhombus it’s because he’s immortal

    • @muroojtahir697
      @muroojtahir697 6 років тому +166

      What is strange is that I still laugh like I just heard for the first time

    • @kathylennerds750
      @kathylennerds750 6 років тому +29

      I've been watching a lot of content with him in it and I've noticed that for Talkshows he generally reuses bits from his stand up a LOT
      (sorry for literally replying to a 8 month old comment btw)

    • @Micras08
      @Micras08 5 років тому +18

      Probably because absurd statements like that are very funny to most people. So it's the most effective way he has found to get people to laugh, which is his job :)

    • @alexcarey5974
      @alexcarey5974 5 років тому +1

      Michael Rasmussen did you just explain the joke?? everyone understands it’s just that he makes the joke at every show

  • @chloea3023
    @chloea3023 9 років тому +671

    this guy has great transitions

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 3 роки тому +2

      The best one is "Shifting topics entirely" on SNL early 2020

  • @RaitonGG
    @RaitonGG 7 років тому +1868

    the flash has some jokes!

  • @justinbowen2509
    @justinbowen2509 6 років тому +1262

    john was smart to change the racial slur to "Chinaman"

    • @meiji4785
      @meiji4785 6 років тому +39

      Hahaha right?

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 5 років тому +58

      the room did NOT recover

    • @BioSafetyLevel4.
      @BioSafetyLevel4. 11 місяців тому +2

      I swear he did this on accident. He apologised twice.
      Was he high and said the line he does to his friends when recounting the tale?

  • @silviamayo2993
    @silviamayo2993 6 років тому +2183

    His attractiveness is like the combined most attractive qualities of Troye Sivan and Benedict Cumberbatch

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 6 років тому +25

      Benedict has attractive qualities?

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 6 років тому +6

      @@goosemann467 Keep telling yourself that a racist and an ableist has attractive qualities lmao

    • @thegalaxydonutshow
      @thegalaxydonutshow 6 років тому +7

      glowfangs Well on then

    • @aunchitahaque1154
      @aunchitahaque1154 6 років тому +21

      @@glowfangs what? when? why? please explain?

    • @glowfangs
      @glowfangs 6 років тому +7

      @@aunchitahaque1154 he literally said that sherlock couldnt br autistic because he didnt want to give "people like that" hope

  • @Dev-lw9ve
    @Dev-lw9ve 5 років тому +148

    How many times has John Mulaney said “I was a child for years and years” like I swear it’s his intro to every story

    • @rdspam
      @rdspam 2 роки тому +1

      Probably fewer times than “On a dark desert highway…” has been played. I swear I hear it every time Hotel California starts.

  • @PhillyFrank1
    @PhillyFrank1 9 років тому +269

    funny and adorable -- the total package.

  • @dme1016
    @dme1016 7 років тому +273

    As a kid in the 60's - watching movies & cartoons, I also thought that quicksand was gonna somehow be an issue in the future.

    • @annemcnally5
      @annemcnally5 5 років тому +7

      D Me honestly I was a kid in the late 2000’s and I kinda thought the same thing😂

    • @naznimation
      @naznimation 5 років тому +2

      As a kid in the 00’s, same.

    • @tjazeajn8028
      @tjazeajn8028 3 роки тому +2

      Born in the 70's, quicksand and painted walls. I got the joke that the Roadrunner would go through, but the W. Coyote would hit the wall. I always thought I would hit the wall.

    • @celestekierans4931
      @celestekierans4931 3 роки тому +1

      @@annemcnally5 90s too (y)

  • @Kristine_202
    @Kristine_202 5 років тому +21

    This bit never gets old. I have it memorized and I still laugh. I even played it for my mom because she likes SVU, and she thought it was hysterical.

  • @Bubba1960.
    @Bubba1960. 3 роки тому +20

    "Or like when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries?" That had me rolling man.

    • @PrinceTrexus
      @PrinceTrexus 4 місяці тому

      Or when someone eats too much chocolate cake?

  • @MrGeo-EmitFodrol
    @MrGeo-EmitFodrol 8 років тому +616

    anyone ever say this guy looks like the actor who plays the flash?

    • @SpoopyWasTaken
      @SpoopyWasTaken 8 років тому +8

      Thank god you said it.

    • @MrGeo-EmitFodrol
      @MrGeo-EmitFodrol 8 років тому +12

      Spoopy he could play a version of barry thats how similar they look

    • @somebuddyX
      @somebuddyX 8 років тому +11

      Time remnant

    • @suboopc640
      @suboopc640 8 років тому +4

      clicked on the video just to say that

    • @axxed1288
      @axxed1288 7 років тому +1

      he does kinda

  • @Impuhlz
    @Impuhlz 5 років тому +7

    John's delivery and flow are second to none- that transition from using charged words to SVU saying anything they want is just seamless. You're a goddamn god child, John.

  • @MelBee128
    @MelBee128 4 роки тому +7

    I can't stop watching this clip. The Ice-T part is so unbelievably hilarious and the voice he uses is the best.

  • @khadijaelboushi7742
    @khadijaelboushi7742 6 років тому +111

    Lol he’s 36 now 😂😩😩 time really flies

  • @Asterluna
    @Asterluna 8 років тому +71

    I've seen this bit more times than I've seen episodes of Law and Order: SVU

  • @weirdskyreallyweird.5519
    @weirdskyreallyweird.5519 4 роки тому +12

    I love the silence after he says he was bullied for being Asian american as everyone for a split second goes “wait really?”

  • @Blu_Maryze
    @Blu_Maryze 9 років тому +192

    I love John Mulaney XD he always makes me laugh :3

  • @Rocketblaster2008
    @Rocketblaster2008 5 років тому +20

    I could listen to John Mulaney do Ice Tea for four hours.

  • @sususaku34500
    @sususaku34500 6 років тому +343

    What astonish me the most is that he makes the EXACT. SAME. FACES. every time he does his sketches. How does he do that ?? Mmh... I smell a robot !

    • @nathanblackmon8672
      @nathanblackmon8672 5 років тому +13

      Su PROVE

    • @kai-wf7io
      @kai-wf7io 5 років тому +6

      did you...? did you just...?

    • @Anuyushi
      @Anuyushi 5 років тому +18

      ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST

    • @toriparrotti4492
      @toriparrotti4492 4 роки тому +13

      Nagida Sylph IS IT AN E, OR IS IT A 3? IT’S UP TO YE!

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 4 роки тому +1

      Just like the birds!!! OMG!

  • @terrenceharris-hughes4436
    @terrenceharris-hughes4436 5 років тому +136

    You telling me this guy goes on stage and gets paid to tell jokes.
    Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that.

  • @MargoMB19
    @MargoMB19 5 років тому +9

    I can't remember which of his skits I've actually watched already so I'm literally just clicking on every John Mulaney video in the recommended section. Totally worth it.

    • @xoderota
      @xoderota 4 роки тому

      Same, I think I've seen all of them but that doesn't matter :D

  • @jakerobinson8568
    @jakerobinson8568 5 років тому +41

    I have heard him tell the same jokes, but I’ve never heard him tell them the same way or in the same tone of voice the same way twice

  • @daviddowney717
    @daviddowney717 7 років тому +9

    Only John can work a JFL crowd like this. He's a master.

  • @yehheapsmadaybut
    @yehheapsmadaybut 8 років тому +62

    3:00 the bit that Bill Hader references on Norm's show. Thank me later.

  • @nmhalumni4489
    @nmhalumni4489 5 років тому +4

    He's one of my all time favorites! Such raw talent.

  • @MrCrowebobby
    @MrCrowebobby 5 років тому +4

    The gong banging and bowing was brilliant of his classmates if it really happened. I absolutely love it!!!

  • @williamheaster9534
    @williamheaster9534 6 років тому +4

    I love how he took this material and then refined it into his special. 👏🏻

  • @sookwilson1077
    @sookwilson1077 5 років тому +7

    " We took Our shoes off, it's Just a carpeting thing " that part is So true ! Who wants dirt indoor ? 😄

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 11 місяців тому

      Also people underneath you don't pay rent to hear your every footstep.

  • @Bishlambo
    @Bishlambo Місяць тому +1

    For the people that are complaining about the repetitive jokes, this is how stand up comedy works.
    You go on different shows and open mics to test and curate your jokes so you can have material for your special.

  • @jessekim2665
    @jessekim2665 5 років тому +18

    Talking about cartoons just reminded me he’s Spider Ham

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 6 років тому +123

    I love how this comedy routine has evolved. Like, once refined, it became less harsh and omitted the racial slurs, and was probably delivered even funnier!

    • @seungie7459
      @seungie7459 3 роки тому +3

      I know this comment was posted 2 years ago, but I agree!! I’m used to hearing the refined version, because those two bits are my favorites so I hear it a lot. but when I saw this version, I got surprised by the slurs because I was expecting the “chinaman” term he uses in the newer version. I felt this was a bit rushed with a very “too quick” transition lol. It’s interesting to see the earlier versions of their bits.

  • @audram8561
    @audram8561 6 років тому +16

    The thumbnail gave me the feeling that he was talking about scratchy-lotteries.

  • @snow_blind_08
    @snow_blind_08 9 років тому +76

    He really love SVU...

  • @riversway2399
    @riversway2399 6 років тому +6

    I love hearing John Mulaney talk about Law And Order svu

  • @user-qx5ft2ik1u
    @user-qx5ft2ik1u 5 років тому +16

    i love how he delivers the jokes exactly the same in every set.

  • @ectoplasmhell
    @ectoplasmhell 8 років тому +28

    John Mulaney gives me life.

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 8 років тому +428

    hey, schools, if you want kids to appreciate music, let them listen to music they like
    i like a lot of songs and i don't need school for that, in fact i only started loving music after i started flunking singing class

    • @gracel2mart
      @gracel2mart 7 років тому +3

      WolfydaWolf129 My elementary school did ‘morning music’ which just meant playing a classical song before the announcements. It was fun when they played songs like the Addams family on Halloween! But the yearly 6 days of guitar our keyboard didn’t do anything.

    • @willodaise2405
      @willodaise2405 6 років тому +3

      WolfydaWolf129 our music class sucked we never sang it was just a history class of classical musicians with a ton of fucking homework

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 6 років тому +1

      I dunno, my neighbor kids listen to TERRIBLE music, they should be forced to listen to music that isn't shit.

    • @celesbianmegastar
      @celesbianmegastar 6 років тому

      WolfydaWolf129 How do you flunk singing class?

    • @alvideos2145
      @alvideos2145 6 років тому

      I'm assuming you flunked not being a fucking douchebag who needs his face bashed in? He didn't even make any English errors except not capitalizing his I's

  • @mcesquilona
    @mcesquilona 5 років тому +5

    “Behind actual sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.”
    Became Spider-ham

  • @somebody-u4k
    @somebody-u4k 8 років тому +35

    I love this guy

  • @ya7000
    @ya7000 6 років тому +20

    Or like when a person doesn’t button up all the buttons correctly so they gotta undue the buttons

  • @Cheeseanonioncrisps
    @Cheeseanonioncrisps 6 років тому +22

    When I was a kid there was a beach near us that had quick sand. The coast guard came to our school to talk about it after some poor girl got stuck in it and drowned when the tide came in- so yeah, it can be a problem.

  • @briansullivan5792
    @briansullivan5792 9 років тому +137

    wtf you are you guys talking about, thus guys fucking halarious

  • @spiddyman0079
    @spiddyman0079 5 років тому +5

    1:45 wow I listened to this on Spotify and they cut this part out

  • @The_Jawnski
    @The_Jawnski 5 років тому +4

    1:04
    Wow, that is some foreshadowing.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 5 років тому +6

    he gets better at this routine.

  • @bighungry98
    @bighungry98 6 років тому +7

    That's a perfect 5-minute bit.

  • @lapis9749
    @lapis9749 4 місяці тому +1

    Not me scratching lottery scratchies meanwhile I also have $10k on credit cards😂😅😮

  • @jona-lw1pl
    @jona-lw1pl 4 роки тому +1

    0:48 I really said out loud “YEAH”!

  • @pippin8131
    @pippin8131 5 років тому +3

    gotta love this tall child

  • @laurahoskins667
    @laurahoskins667 6 років тому +6

    The quicksand thing is so trueeee

  • @antonbe.5817
    @antonbe.5817 5 років тому +4

    "I was a child for years and years." Said like it was a job he chose to do, like "I was a retail worker for several years."

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 11 місяців тому

      That's the humor

  • @uhh_p
    @uhh_p 4 роки тому

    John Mulaney is the only guy I know what could tell the same jokes constantly and still make me die.

  • @jazmingalvez9538
    @jazmingalvez9538 6 років тому +12

    He ALWAYS uses the SVU bit

    • @MrXaihnz
      @MrXaihnz 5 років тому +2

      Seemed like using those slurs deflated the crowd pretty bad so he changed gears

    • @ZombieDasher
      @ZombieDasher 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrXaihnz Yeah, makes sense that he tweaked the joke too.

  • @jessie7631
    @jessie7631 6 років тому +3

    he doesn't look old he looks great

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 3 роки тому

    I love how he says "cigarettes" in the Ice T voice.

  • @aswertyuiol
    @aswertyuiol 6 років тому +3

    wow he looks so fresh and full of life

  • @something_wrong5014
    @something_wrong5014 6 років тому +17

    I always feel like his stand up in Just For Laughs is more rushed than usual and it does not do him justice. he is (in my opinion) hilarious, but timing is everything.

  • @estopesto2647
    @estopesto2647 8 місяців тому

    Currently re watching from season 6 and I can't take Ice T seriously anymore 😂

  • @rina7620
    @rina7620 7 років тому +48

    tall child

  • @foofy3406
    @foofy3406 4 роки тому +2

    he might be the only person in the wholewideworld who is more obsessed with Law and Order than me!

  • @AdamSno
    @AdamSno Рік тому

    Bro, this is the third bit in a row where he said that he was a child for years and years lol

  • @mikedawolf95
    @mikedawolf95 Рік тому

    When John is mentioning the other detectives, trying to teach Ice T, he literally says that Word for Word how John said it.

  • @gurukid08
    @gurukid08 6 років тому +1

    This guy is funny as hell! 💯💯💯

  • @kaitlynwatkins972
    @kaitlynwatkins972 5 років тому +1

    LOVE THIS GUY

  • @omideixis
    @omideixis 6 років тому +8

    It was very weird to be a kid because I was so young

  • @xxghostyxx5570
    @xxghostyxx5570 6 років тому +2

    This guy talks (loves) Law n Order

  • @bdpickett
    @bdpickett 6 років тому +1

    Someone really needs to make Spider-Ham animations of the first part.

  • @Sailorcutie14
    @Sailorcutie14 8 років тому +343

    He's been telling the same jokes for 6 years omg

    • @P4P1Chuy
      @P4P1Chuy 8 років тому +10

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!1

    • @MarianaKucerija
      @MarianaKucerija 7 років тому +44

      Sailorcutie14 BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

    • @mahdiben6114
      @mahdiben6114 7 років тому +133

      I wouldn't care if he told em for another 12 years, they'll still make me laugh

    • @rsaldivar8
      @rsaldivar8 7 років тому +116

      Sailorcutie14 that's how comedy works. you didn't know that? every comedian keeps some of the same jokes for years.

    • @deadlydax4364
      @deadlydax4364 7 років тому +3

      Sailorcutie14 its still funny

  • @introvertedwifi4818
    @introvertedwifi4818 5 років тому +2

    Not gonna lie I would watch a hole 32 minutes of ice t listing addictions.
    _like when somebody plays too many digital videogames_

  • @oliversamsanderson2372
    @oliversamsanderson2372 6 років тому +1

    i love this man

  • @dananabread6632
    @dananabread6632 3 роки тому +1

    Baby John!

  • @liloldrex
    @liloldrex 5 років тому +1

    I love you, tall child

  • @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540
    @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 5 років тому +3

    He hasn't aged

  • @michaelwilliams854
    @michaelwilliams854 3 роки тому +2

    Anti-bullying campaigns have caused a complete 180.
    Now the cool kids get bullied by nerds.

  • @lee5706
    @lee5706 6 років тому +5

    This was around the same time as homestuck. Wow.

  • @JohnSmith86132
    @JohnSmith86132 5 років тому +3

    It so funny and true about the quicksand.

  • @SidewalkToPurgatory
    @SidewalkToPurgatory Рік тому

    My great grandpa grew up in Oklahoma and grew up playing in quicksand 😅

  • @projectz975
    @projectz975 6 років тому

    hes so nervous 😂😄

  • @beverlybrittain7670
    @beverlybrittain7670 4 роки тому +4

    Are people really mad about the same jokes? Standup comedians make sets. Sets take so long and so much work. They aren't just gonna use it once. These people who are mad clearly don't know how standup works.

  • @Maelys_ACNH
    @Maelys_ACNH 5 років тому +1

    I can't be the only one who thinks he looks so damn much like matpat like come on

  • @haleyagan5478
    @haleyagan5478 5 років тому

    I am so glad I don't seem to be the only one that thinks John looks like the flash

  • @tiredsentinel1724
    @tiredsentinel1724 5 років тому

    The quicksand bit was pretty funny.

  • @pickupyourlaces
    @pickupyourlaces 5 років тому

    Scratchy lotteries 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @syamantakbharti3463
    @syamantakbharti3463 5 років тому +2

    He really likes law and order huh, me too

  • @madelienelindberg4345
    @madelienelindberg4345 6 років тому +1

    He really likes talking about SVU and Iced Tea

  • @crazyland6376
    @crazyland6376 5 років тому +3

    every time i look at him he looks so much like Grant Gustin it's driving me insane. anyone else?

  • @pippin8131
    @pippin8131 5 років тому

    i wouldn’t say i was bullied but kids also thought i was asian like!! what!!

  • @audragosch1687
    @audragosch1687 7 років тому +2

    I love law and order svu

  • @-kazoo-7511
    @-kazoo-7511 6 років тому +1

    I have very small eyes and I am Korean. John is right, some people think I don’t have eyes or I am bind.

  • @isaiah3565
    @isaiah3565 5 років тому

    Fyi if anyone is interested, ice T does that monologue in season 2 episode 12 at 22 minutes and 40 seconds. Dont ask

  • @janaloff
    @janaloff 4 роки тому +1

    he does not look worse. this tall child just grew into a suit.

  • @kevc2974
    @kevc2974 4 роки тому

    Quick sand thing is so true

  • @beauelliott8648
    @beauelliott8648 5 років тому

    Does anyone know what law and order episode he is talking about ?

  • @Mr26muel
    @Mr26muel 5 років тому

    Some people assumed I was Asian when I was a preteen because of my bowl cut, too. I feel so identified.

  • @miagrant8531
    @miagrant8531 6 років тому +9

    that we NEVER APPRECIATED
    it’s so threatening why