Camera phones ruined it all... Before camera phones they could use the same material in other areas. Now everybody sees it all after the first show because 37 different people recorded it and posted it on the internet for everybody to see.
My name is John Mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive. While fighting the evil speedster savatar, I was thrusted into the feature, where I watched him kill the woman I love.
I've been watching a lot of content with him in it and I've noticed that for Talkshows he generally reuses bits from his stand up a LOT (sorry for literally replying to a 8 month old comment btw)
Probably because absurd statements like that are very funny to most people. So it's the most effective way he has found to get people to laugh, which is his job :)
Born in the 70's, quicksand and painted walls. I got the joke that the Roadrunner would go through, but the W. Coyote would hit the wall. I always thought I would hit the wall.
John's delivery and flow are second to none- that transition from using charged words to SVU saying anything they want is just seamless. You're a goddamn god child, John.
You telling me this guy goes on stage and gets paid to tell jokes. Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that.
I can't remember which of his skits I've actually watched already so I'm literally just clicking on every John Mulaney video in the recommended section. Totally worth it.
For the people that are complaining about the repetitive jokes, this is how stand up comedy works. You go on different shows and open mics to test and curate your jokes so you can have material for your special.
I love how this comedy routine has evolved. Like, once refined, it became less harsh and omitted the racial slurs, and was probably delivered even funnier!
I know this comment was posted 2 years ago, but I agree!! I’m used to hearing the refined version, because those two bits are my favorites so I hear it a lot. but when I saw this version, I got surprised by the slurs because I was expecting the “chinaman” term he uses in the newer version. I felt this was a bit rushed with a very “too quick” transition lol. It’s interesting to see the earlier versions of their bits.
hey, schools, if you want kids to appreciate music, let them listen to music they like i like a lot of songs and i don't need school for that, in fact i only started loving music after i started flunking singing class
WolfydaWolf129 My elementary school did ‘morning music’ which just meant playing a classical song before the announcements. It was fun when they played songs like the Addams family on Halloween! But the yearly 6 days of guitar our keyboard didn’t do anything.
I'm assuming you flunked not being a fucking douchebag who needs his face bashed in? He didn't even make any English errors except not capitalizing his I's
When I was a kid there was a beach near us that had quick sand. The coast guard came to our school to talk about it after some poor girl got stuck in it and drowned when the tide came in- so yeah, it can be a problem.
I always feel like his stand up in Just For Laughs is more rushed than usual and it does not do him justice. he is (in my opinion) hilarious, but timing is everything.
Are people really mad about the same jokes? Standup comedians make sets. Sets take so long and so much work. They aren't just gonna use it once. These people who are mad clearly don't know how standup works.
Everybody's mad that he's saying the same jokes like... people go on tour.. and present the same show.. but to different people
Also like jokes are hard
And they work on refining their material to make it even funnier in later iterations. It's almost like being a comedian is a profession, or something.
Camera phones ruined it all... Before camera phones they could use the same material in other areas. Now everybody sees it all after the first show because 37 different people recorded it and posted it on the internet for everybody to see.
Yeah, people arent very smart. Casual comedy watchers.
It's been around 7-8 years now tho
it's so surreal to see him not in a suit
is it?
Polaris Hall Oh, I just noticed that!
He looks strangely like Matpat when not in a suit
saw him in February, when he switched clothes with Pete Davidson and it was super trippy
Ikr!
haha this dudes ICE-T impression was pretty on point
This man should be a comedian
He should.
You’d be glad to hear he took your advice!
Yea I heard.
He is a comedian...
@@aiyi2296 r/woooosh? Maybe
My name is John Mulaney and I'm the fastest man alive. While fighting the evil speedster savatar, I was thrusted into the feature, where I watched him kill the woman I love.
Joe Troham I love your name and pfp.
This is that one flash if he didn't die saving the multiverse from Zooms machine.
Strange how he uses the "I was a child for years and years" line in every set he does (that I know of)
A to Rhombus it’s because he’s immortal
What is strange is that I still laugh like I just heard for the first time
I've been watching a lot of content with him in it and I've noticed that for Talkshows he generally reuses bits from his stand up a LOT
(sorry for literally replying to a 8 month old comment btw)
Probably because absurd statements like that are very funny to most people. So it's the most effective way he has found to get people to laugh, which is his job :)
Michael Rasmussen did you just explain the joke?? everyone understands it’s just that he makes the joke at every show
this guy has great transitions
The best one is "Shifting topics entirely" on SNL early 2020
the flash has some jokes!
my thought exactly
Season 4 is looking pretty good so far
Christian Burkhart i stoppef watching at the end if season 3
He's the flash?!
RaitonGG 😂😂😂
john was smart to change the racial slur to "Chinaman"
Hahaha right?
the room did NOT recover
I swear he did this on accident. He apologised twice.
Was he high and said the line he does to his friends when recounting the tale?
His attractiveness is like the combined most attractive qualities of Troye Sivan and Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict has attractive qualities?
@@goosemann467 Keep telling yourself that a racist and an ableist has attractive qualities lmao
glowfangs Well on then
@@glowfangs what? when? why? please explain?
@@aunchitahaque1154 he literally said that sherlock couldnt br autistic because he didnt want to give "people like that" hope
How many times has John Mulaney said “I was a child for years and years” like I swear it’s his intro to every story
Probably fewer times than “On a dark desert highway…” has been played. I swear I hear it every time Hotel California starts.
funny and adorable -- the total package.
As a kid in the 60's - watching movies & cartoons, I also thought that quicksand was gonna somehow be an issue in the future.
D Me honestly I was a kid in the late 2000’s and I kinda thought the same thing😂
As a kid in the 00’s, same.
Born in the 70's, quicksand and painted walls. I got the joke that the Roadrunner would go through, but the W. Coyote would hit the wall. I always thought I would hit the wall.
@@annemcnally5 90s too (y)
This bit never gets old. I have it memorized and I still laugh. I even played it for my mom because she likes SVU, and she thought it was hysterical.
"Or like when somebody plays too many scratchy lotteries?" That had me rolling man.
Or when someone eats too much chocolate cake?
anyone ever say this guy looks like the actor who plays the flash?
Thank god you said it.
Spoopy he could play a version of barry thats how similar they look
Time remnant
clicked on the video just to say that
he does kinda
John's delivery and flow are second to none- that transition from using charged words to SVU saying anything they want is just seamless. You're a goddamn god child, John.
I can't stop watching this clip. The Ice-T part is so unbelievably hilarious and the voice he uses is the best.
Lol he’s 36 now 😂😩😩 time really flies
I've seen this bit more times than I've seen episodes of Law and Order: SVU
honestly
I love the silence after he says he was bullied for being Asian american as everyone for a split second goes “wait really?”
I love John Mulaney XD he always makes me laugh :3
I could listen to John Mulaney do Ice Tea for four hours.
What astonish me the most is that he makes the EXACT. SAME. FACES. every time he does his sketches. How does he do that ?? Mmh... I smell a robot !
Su PROVE
did you...? did you just...?
ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST
Nagida Sylph IS IT AN E, OR IS IT A 3? IT’S UP TO YE!
Just like the birds!!! OMG!
You telling me this guy goes on stage and gets paid to tell jokes.
Yeah Ice he's a comedian and he's doing a standup routine. You're going to have to get used to that.
ok boomer
😂😂
I can't remember which of his skits I've actually watched already so I'm literally just clicking on every John Mulaney video in the recommended section. Totally worth it.
Same, I think I've seen all of them but that doesn't matter :D
I have heard him tell the same jokes, but I’ve never heard him tell them the same way or in the same tone of voice the same way twice
Only John can work a JFL crowd like this. He's a master.
3:00 the bit that Bill Hader references on Norm's show. Thank me later.
He's one of my all time favorites! Such raw talent.
The gong banging and bowing was brilliant of his classmates if it really happened. I absolutely love it!!!
I love how he took this material and then refined it into his special. 👏🏻
" We took Our shoes off, it's Just a carpeting thing " that part is So true ! Who wants dirt indoor ? 😄
Also people underneath you don't pay rent to hear your every footstep.
For the people that are complaining about the repetitive jokes, this is how stand up comedy works.
You go on different shows and open mics to test and curate your jokes so you can have material for your special.
Talking about cartoons just reminded me he’s Spider Ham
I love how this comedy routine has evolved. Like, once refined, it became less harsh and omitted the racial slurs, and was probably delivered even funnier!
I know this comment was posted 2 years ago, but I agree!! I’m used to hearing the refined version, because those two bits are my favorites so I hear it a lot. but when I saw this version, I got surprised by the slurs because I was expecting the “chinaman” term he uses in the newer version. I felt this was a bit rushed with a very “too quick” transition lol. It’s interesting to see the earlier versions of their bits.
The thumbnail gave me the feeling that he was talking about scratchy-lotteries.
He really love SVU...
Who doesn't
I love hearing John Mulaney talk about Law And Order svu
i love how he delivers the jokes exactly the same in every set.
John Mulaney gives me life.
hey, schools, if you want kids to appreciate music, let them listen to music they like
i like a lot of songs and i don't need school for that, in fact i only started loving music after i started flunking singing class
WolfydaWolf129 My elementary school did ‘morning music’ which just meant playing a classical song before the announcements. It was fun when they played songs like the Addams family on Halloween! But the yearly 6 days of guitar our keyboard didn’t do anything.
WolfydaWolf129 our music class sucked we never sang it was just a history class of classical musicians with a ton of fucking homework
I dunno, my neighbor kids listen to TERRIBLE music, they should be forced to listen to music that isn't shit.
WolfydaWolf129 How do you flunk singing class?
I'm assuming you flunked not being a fucking douchebag who needs his face bashed in? He didn't even make any English errors except not capitalizing his I's
“Behind actual sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.”
Became Spider-ham
I love this guy
Or like when a person doesn’t button up all the buttons correctly so they gotta undue the buttons
When I was a kid there was a beach near us that had quick sand. The coast guard came to our school to talk about it after some poor girl got stuck in it and drowned when the tide came in- so yeah, it can be a problem.
wtf you are you guys talking about, thus guys fucking halarious
1:45 wow I listened to this on Spotify and they cut this part out
1:04
Wow, that is some foreshadowing.
How so?
he gets better at this routine.
That's a perfect 5-minute bit.
Not me scratching lottery scratchies meanwhile I also have $10k on credit cards😂😅😮
0:48 I really said out loud “YEAH”!
gotta love this tall child
The quicksand thing is so trueeee
"I was a child for years and years." Said like it was a job he chose to do, like "I was a retail worker for several years."
That's the humor
John Mulaney is the only guy I know what could tell the same jokes constantly and still make me die.
He ALWAYS uses the SVU bit
Seemed like using those slurs deflated the crowd pretty bad so he changed gears
@@MrXaihnz Yeah, makes sense that he tweaked the joke too.
he doesn't look old he looks great
I love how he says "cigarettes" in the Ice T voice.
wow he looks so fresh and full of life
I always feel like his stand up in Just For Laughs is more rushed than usual and it does not do him justice. he is (in my opinion) hilarious, but timing is everything.
Currently re watching from season 6 and I can't take Ice T seriously anymore 😂
tall child
he might be the only person in the wholewideworld who is more obsessed with Law and Order than me!
Bro, this is the third bit in a row where he said that he was a child for years and years lol
When John is mentioning the other detectives, trying to teach Ice T, he literally says that Word for Word how John said it.
This guy is funny as hell! 💯💯💯
LOVE THIS GUY
It was very weird to be a kid because I was so young
This guy talks (loves) Law n Order
Someone really needs to make Spider-Ham animations of the first part.
He's been telling the same jokes for 6 years omg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!1
Sailorcutie14 BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
I wouldn't care if he told em for another 12 years, they'll still make me laugh
Sailorcutie14 that's how comedy works. you didn't know that? every comedian keeps some of the same jokes for years.
Sailorcutie14 its still funny
Not gonna lie I would watch a hole 32 minutes of ice t listing addictions.
_like when somebody plays too many digital videogames_
i love this man
Baby John!
I love you, tall child
He hasn't aged
Anti-bullying campaigns have caused a complete 180.
Now the cool kids get bullied by nerds.
This was around the same time as homestuck. Wow.
It so funny and true about the quicksand.
My great grandpa grew up in Oklahoma and grew up playing in quicksand 😅
hes so nervous 😂😄
Are people really mad about the same jokes? Standup comedians make sets. Sets take so long and so much work. They aren't just gonna use it once. These people who are mad clearly don't know how standup works.
I can't be the only one who thinks he looks so damn much like matpat like come on
I am so glad I don't seem to be the only one that thinks John looks like the flash
The quicksand bit was pretty funny.
Scratchy lotteries 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He really likes law and order huh, me too
He really likes talking about SVU and Iced Tea
every time i look at him he looks so much like Grant Gustin it's driving me insane. anyone else?
i wouldn’t say i was bullied but kids also thought i was asian like!! what!!
I love law and order svu
I have very small eyes and I am Korean. John is right, some people think I don’t have eyes or I am bind.
Fyi if anyone is interested, ice T does that monologue in season 2 episode 12 at 22 minutes and 40 seconds. Dont ask
he does not look worse. this tall child just grew into a suit.
Quick sand thing is so true
Does anyone know what law and order episode he is talking about ?
Some people assumed I was Asian when I was a preteen because of my bowl cut, too. I feel so identified.
that we NEVER APPRECIATED
it’s so threatening why