r.R. p They all represent real Law Enforcement - local police, state police, the FBI. But they're disabled. So a mere crossing guard who can walk has authority over all of them, which is funny because no crossing guard has authority over an FBI agent but the implication is that being able to walk makes you more useful than a cripple.
If you rape someone and its not with your penis is it still called raped? Like if I insert a cactus in someones anus by force....would it be raped by a cactus? Cause the cactus technically didnt do anything.... In this case....would it be fisted by force in the anus? Or anal rape by fist? asking for a friend....
@@bluestarthewlfdeadchannel3719 I mean I would love it if he could, but I feel like he's a bit above that paygrade. You don't really see many superstar actors doing small voice acting gigs. Plus it's a lot cheaper for the studio
It's probably Jim Hanks, Tom Hanks' brother who often voices his characters, usually in movies that have to have offensive language redubbed for TV viewing or in Robot Chicken parodies. And if not him, then it's Seth MacFarlane doing a Tom Hanks impression.
I think it only works if its the cheating partner who says it, bc then it's the poor saps friend in their partner I. E. Woody has a friend (Buzz) in the speaker (Bo)
1:46 My Version of Rejecting Quinoa Place: Banana Club Cabana Agent Brains: Name? Fred: Fred Agent Brains: Mhm...Sorry Sir We're Full! Come on in Recess Gang! Oh You Are Looking Fine Tonight Mmmm!!!!
1:28 *Okay let's be honest.... It's such a romantic gesture that a husband recognises his own deficiencies and is willing to find another man to help his girl and overcome his own jealousy, pride, and insecurities in order to save his relationship. I think that it's quite beautiful in a way.*
She can just masturbate he doesn’t need to be cheated on after all he is still kissing her and he still loves her and loyalty matters and it shouldnt be about sex to the wife
@@waflletoast11 *THOSE WHO WISH FOR BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO OTHERS, SHOULD BE OKAY WITH IT HAPPENING TO THEM.* *You must be one of those boys with a micro penis that are to insecure insecure of of their performance... Just to justify wishing someone eternal loneliness on others for your own weaknesses. I'll pray for you.*
@@roughwoof about that if she is okay then its all good buuuut it has to be on equal terms like he should be able to do the same and a understanding wife won't do what you say as thats still cheating relationship are not that easy as you are trying to say its much more complex and for a normal family this shouldn't even be a thing.
1:36 “hell I used to work here” “what?” Lmaoo
The shocked what then sudden cut was just perfect
I don't get it
@@nonoah4284 same
@@nonoah4284 he's a doctor at the hospital but he says he USED to work here that means he doesn't even work there lmao
@@9ack he Says he USED to work here, he doesn't even work there and he comes to the hospital lol
"You've got a friend in me"
EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
Nope
oh dear
That song is forever ruined by this joke for me ( I don’t mind tho )
“Thats why I wanted to talk to you before the show”😂😂😂
Oh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
What ?????????
Ikr
Lol
*Joe gets drawn as Charles Xavier
“What a surprise” 😂
IT IS PROFESSER X
Yamcha 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just happened
Just happened
“Don’t worry about it.”
I’m dead lmfao 🤣
😂😂😂😂
You got a fist in me?
@@davie8303 🤣🤣 oh God
😂😂😂
E
"you better watch out!"
"you got a friend In me" lol
Master Bait the hell is up with ur name and profile pic
Is that really you Potato Lord!! Bow Down to the Lord! Potato!!
Awww man love your name😂😘
Your picture its its..... perfect.
Yes these are jokes that appeared in the clip
1:45 I feel so sad for joe he was so happy to join
I also pissed myself laughing 😂😂
1:40 Oh I used to work here. What?
Joe's meg #2
I hate when this happens😂
L
Lol
2:44 how Toy Story 4 should’ve ended
How toy story 5 begun
He got friend zoned
I get it 'you've got a friend in me'
@@Rahsaan1409 CONGRATS YOU GOT THE JOKE HERE’S YOUR MEDAL 🏅
No- it shouldn’t have
"No problem, I used to work here"
*"WHAT?"*
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@@subscribegivingawayrobux2678 shut up
*[insert Sanctuary Guardian meme]*
@@لُببللق pretty gay ngl
@@subscribegivingawayrobux2678 fuck u
"Can you push with your shoulder and not your fist?" 😂🔥
Don't worry about it.
Oh I thought he said face
step broooo
he said face
I'm stuck what you doing step bro
"Some bisexual men go as well."
**EVERYONE LOOKS AT JOE AS JOE LOOKS AT THE CLUB**
I was trying not to laugh until that part
YOU WAS AT THE CLUB
0:46 ... 0:57 - la mejor parte.
WrestlingArcade Same here dude
Pansexual huh yeah them steel pot and pans get people really hard huh..__..
“BO PEEP?! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!”
“Uh... you’ve got a friend in me?”
I just only got that joke..
OH SHIT SHES PREGNANT *SORRY WOODY YOUR DONE*
Cuz his friend was literally in bo.
😂😂😂😂
HA
that first joke made me laugh so bad
same
dirtydiscosecrets yep
Gotta love the Hollywood pedo jokes based off of real life Hollywood
StneCldKilla your pic goes with that comment
So first joke bad laugh made that.
Nobody's talking about that "who else but Quagmire"
Honestly felt bad for the guy
Isn’t he a predator???
@@dotheroar4142 what?
@@dotheroar4142 I think you’re mistaking him for the one of the filler guys-
Lawrence had a deleted scene where he is mentioned that this is the part he comes to say the quote and he is on a vacation
@@Crazytimesx3 nope he is he likes meg
Winne The Pooh: "help me stepbro, I'm stuck"
*step rabbit
@@johnsjohnson *imma stop ya out there bud*
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 Thank you
Soo the fact yall know this means yall watch fucked up shit.
I know this because i know fucked up people.
@@JS-rv3et yes
Peter: Hey can you make us X-Men?
(Draws them as X-men)
Joe: (Professor X) What a surprise.
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, i saw the video too
Lmao 😂 read that when it came up
XD
Ben Geiger 🤣🤣🤣
“NO IT HAS TO BE A CHILD”
😨
PIZZAGATE
Noah Davis No shit sherlock
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Is your profile pic mayhem the drama Miller?
GOD NO FUCK NO
This must be serious they brought the big guns
Kaleb Williams I laughed to hard at that than I should
Huge Khaos what was the joke?
r.R. p They all represent real Law Enforcement - local police, state police, the FBI. But they're disabled.
So a mere crossing guard who can walk has authority over all of them, which is funny because no crossing guard has authority over an FBI agent but the implication is that being able to walk makes you more useful than a cripple.
King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England ohhhhhh lmao hahaha ...thanks buddy you are a MVP :)
Big was when I left in to dry...
Can't cop wash....
“It must be violence in movies and sex in tv!” “Yeah” “see I listened”
*”Hi, I’m a crossing guard who can walk, so I have jurisdiction over all of you.”*
*”Must be serious. They brought in the big guns.”*
NO IT HAS TO BE A CHILD. 😂
Lucky boots int int ?? What he says
Peppo 8 hint hint*
999 likes nice
“Everything in this room is eatable”
*willy looks at charlie
FBI: interesting
3:47 the funniest part ever....
If you rape someone and its not with your penis is it still called raped?
Like if I insert a cactus in someones anus by force....would it be raped by a cactus? Cause the cactus technically didnt do anything....
In this case....would it be fisted by force in the anus? Or anal rape by fist?
asking for a friend....
DMT 〉👽 it would still be sexual assault yes, depends on the state though I think every one has their own definition
Mr. Peanut bruuu im dying💀💀💀
@@EXPKTNO no it's molestation
RedShadow Wolf no it’s sexual assault
" that's why i wanted to talk to you before the show " 💀
Sejal Khan my god your gorgeous
Sejal Khan 500th like
Troy Addict my God you are thirsty
MUB ....ok 🙄
Lol
2:45 that Woody impression is so good
fun fact, it's actually tom hanks' brother. He does all the voiceover effects for anyone that tom originally played (woody in shows, spinoffs, etc.)
Alright
IKR
@@Xman0220 why didn't they just put tom hanks? he can still do Woody :
@@bluestarthewlfdeadchannel3719 I mean I would love it if he could, but I feel like he's a bit above that paygrade. You don't really see many superstar actors doing small voice acting gigs.
Plus it's a lot cheaper for the studio
3:20 so joe said that before he was a police officer he was a magicians assistant but I swear he got made disabled when being an undercover cop?
Originally he fell off an orphanage during a scrap with the Grinch
Winnie the Pooh was just ruined
he was demolished
don't worry about it
Winnie the Pooh was ruined the moment Disney got his hands in it
Why
2thinkcritically No it wasn’t
3:23 😂😂 lmao
Joe “yeah that’s uh why I wanted to talked to you before the show”
Uhh...
You've got a friend in me?
Best. Joke.Ever!
Ok
That means two things.
It's all fun until it's used on you
William Cortelyou I agree😂😂
yes!!! 😂
"So I figured, who else but quagmire.."
3:07 “NO YOURE ALL TIME GOALIE!”
2:44 is that the real voice actor of woody? It sounds like him
Edit: I forgot it was Tom hanks
Nicky h225
No it’s someone else listen a little closer
It's probably Jim Hanks, Tom Hanks' brother who often voices his characters, usually in movies that have to have offensive language redubbed for TV viewing or in Robot Chicken parodies.
And if not him, then it's Seth MacFarlane doing a Tom Hanks impression.
@@canaisyoung3601 its Jim Hanks. Woody's voice outside the movies
*loads super shotgun with holy intent*
Doom Slayer THE SLAYER
"Thank you so much for coming in early, Dr Hartman."
"Oh, no problem. I used to work here."
"What?"
How is your comment posted a year ago, have 675 likes, and no replies?
@@This_Guy55 some comments just aren't replyable to if you get what I'm saying
Jacob M who else but Quagmire
@@chimp4225 I’m sorry what
@@This_Guy55 Who else but Quagmire.
You know, sigh, who else but Quagmire
HES QUAGMIRE! QUAGMIRE!
@@CopyTheCompcom ya never really know what hes gonna do next
@@keritartaglia6240 He's Quagmire Quagmire!
Crossing Guard: Hi I’m a crossing guard that can walk so I have jurisdiction over all of you
Joe: This must be serious, they brought in the big guns
0:52 - 1:10 i love that lol Peter and Cleveland staring at Joe and Quagmire realizing is a gigolo is the best thing xD
Bo Peep!!! What's going on here!?!?!?
Umm... you've got a friend in me...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buzz had his wee wee in bo P
ha ha i thought that was really clever
I couldn’t stop laughing.
Bo peep went infinity and beyond.
I get it now cuz u got a friend IN ME
2:44 is it weird that woody ACTUALLY sounds like the real woody
Theeeeeeres a veeeeery small chance that it actually is Tom Hanks
Not really. Too loud
Yeah it’s probably Tom Hanks brother Jim Hanks. He does most of his voice work including Woody in Kingdom Hearts 3
Most parodies and merchandise are voiced my Tom Hanks' younger brother, Jim Hanks as part of Tom's contract with the movie. Jim sounds a lot like Tom
"Must be all the violence in movies and sex on TV...see I listen😘" 😂😂😂
J Reyes right as I say that I was hearing that
§
From the Inteo
I read this as soon as it said that
Whoever dosen’t get it... ua-cam.com/video/eeNHV2C5m3w/v-deo.htmlm07s
docter: and thats how I lost my lisence.
everyone: *what*
DoctOr
"oh don't be such a baby, ribs grow back..."
*whispering to pigeon * "no, they don't."
@@DarrylErickson liCense
This gives a new meaning to the phrase "You've got a friend in me"
"CLAP" yeah that's enough for that
2:44-2:53 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂 A whole new meaning to you got a friend in me. 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣
Literally IN.
(His wiener in)
@@DarrylErickson thank you sherlock!
This must be serious they brought the big guns
“You’ve got a friend in me”
If you get caught sleeping with your buddy’s girlfriend use that line
I think it only works if its the cheating partner who says it, bc then it's the poor saps friend in their partner I. E. Woody has a friend (Buzz) in the speaker (Bo)
It has to be a girl that says it
The guy would have to say, “At least you have a friend in her”.
@@ashantinyongo7632"Yeah? Well , you got a knife in you."
@@zacharyrollick6169 fair enough, stab it and get stabbed
"Must be all the violence in movies and sex on TV!"
"
1:46 me and my dad making up a song until mom gets pissed off
1:46 My Version of Rejecting Quinoa
Place: Banana Club Cabana
Agent Brains: Name?
Fred: Fred
Agent Brains: Mhm...Sorry Sir We're Full! Come on in Recess Gang! Oh You Are Looking Fine Tonight Mmmm!!!!
Peter: Hey can you make us X-men
draws..
Joe( professor X): What a surprise😂😂
Copied
Copied
1:43 had me dyingggggggg
I know lmao
What does it mean
“It must be the violence and movies and sex on TV!!”
Lois: *impressed*
Lmao when she hit you with that "you got a friend in me" 😂😂😂
2:35 "What a surprise"
1:59 “Eh that’s enough of that”
Bro I didn't get it pls explain 😭😭😭
Can we just talk about how decent that Tom Hanks impression is?
Jim Hanks
"Must be all that violence on movie and sex on tv!" 15 season to do this joke, strong! Congrats
That woody voice is really accurate
2:45
That Woody impression at that time was spot on!
Do it DO IT CHARLLIEEE
Dh-Inforcer Hell I'll do it!
NO IT HAS TO BE A CHILD
Ur all going to jail
I’m not going back to that 4 person bed hell ill do it if you want
Allyson Clark NO IT HAS TO BE A CHILD
0:37 It must be all the violence on movies and sex on TV
Yacob Gugsa theme song opening
Yes we all saw the video too good for you 👍🏼🤦🏻♂️
But where are those good old values that we used to rely
Lucky there’s a family guy
Lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make laugh and cry
*Nervous* "Um... you've, got a friend in me...?"
2:45: That’s not Tom or Jim Hanks voicing Woody in the cutaway.
The defenition of “you’ve got a friend in me”
@Cryptpai Shut up you’re unfunny
You came here for 2:45
Thanks
XD
That voice actor almost sound like Tom Hanks.
Sukeban Haven ikr
Bruh it IS Tom Hanks
“Must be serious they brought in the big guns”lmaoo
Wow when Joe turns into professor X
Yeah and he said : What a surprise. T_T
Peter: Can you make us X-men ?
Joe: What a surprise lol
1:37
Lois: oh thanks for coming in early Dr.Hartman :)
Dr.Hartman: oh it’s no biggie, hell I used to work here
Lois:Wait what? 😨
Why did it lowkey SOUND EXACTLY like Woody
The person who made the voice is Kiff VandenHeuvel, his impression must be good then
It didn’t sound exactly like him
They could of gotten Tom's brother perhaps.
lowkey?
How do you cut Peter's line "Hey, great cameo" after "Who else but Quagmire?"
Hell , I used to work here ! LMAO !!!!
Wait is weer do baby come from
Carter Ritchie What the fuck is your comment supposed to mean?
Carter Ritchie babies come from when two people have sex and the male cums inside of the women’s vagina, 9 months later and the baby is born
“NO IT HAS TO BE A CHILD!” 😂 😂 😂
“Hi. I’m a crossing guard who can walk. So I have jurisdiction over all of you”. Lmfao
“I used to work here”
That’s explains a lot 😂
2:44 the best
“Um, you got a friend in me?”
I get it!!!
0:43 oh so that's where the music in every Gmod server ever comes from
It's the Club Music from the Film "Blade"
@@tortugraTV New Order - Confusion is the track name i think
@@patrickbower267 Yep
1:28 *Okay let's be honest.... It's such a romantic gesture that a husband recognises his own deficiencies and is willing to find another man to help his girl and overcome his own jealousy, pride, and insecurities in order to save his relationship. I think that it's quite beautiful in a way.*
She can just masturbate he doesn’t need to be cheated on after all he is still kissing her and he still loves her and loyalty matters and it shouldnt be about sex to the wife
@@jagamin5003 *IT'S NOT CHEATING IF HE'S OKAY WITH IT OR TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE HAND!*
@@roughwoof your twisted as fuck, I hope no man ever meets you sheesh
@@waflletoast11 *THOSE WHO WISH FOR BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN TO OTHERS, SHOULD BE OKAY WITH IT HAPPENING TO THEM.*
*You must be one of those boys with a micro penis that are to insecure insecure of of their performance... Just to justify wishing someone eternal loneliness on others for your own weaknesses. I'll pray for you.*
@@roughwoof about that if she is okay then its all good buuuut it has to be on equal terms like he should be able to do the same and a understanding wife won't do what you say as thats still cheating relationship are not that easy as you are trying to say its much more complex and for a normal family this shouldn't even be a thing.
You’ve got a friend in me?
Nobody is your friend first off, and no one will ever go inside you, not for Jeff bezoz's net worth.
Deimos you must be fun at parties
Deimos You probably didn’t watch the video....
Crazybird. I dont get it. What's that mean?
"Don't worry about it" 😂
Chris Chater 😂😂😂😂😂
I was actually looking for this comment.
2:26 by far my favorite part 😂
When tiger replied to Winnie the pooh with that "don't worry about it" man that was dark
istg i always find myself coming back to these videos😭
“Hell, I used to work here” 1:39 this coupled with louis’ rushed “what” is hilarious for some reason
"I'm a jiggalo."
"Who else but Quagmire."
"I used to work here."
@:45 the song from BLADE club scene
I noticed that
1:47
When the teacher leaves the classroom and you all just waiting for the 15 minutes to be up so you can leave
Bo peep: “You’ve got a friend in me”
My cousin: A little too literally
thats the joke
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“You’ve got a friend in me” genius hahahahahahhahahahahhahahah
2:35 😂😂😂 makes sence
I thought Bo Peep was with Buzz to begin with and Woody was with that cowgirl doll Jesse.
Nick D no it is the other way around
Oh really? Damn I need to watch these movies again. I've forgotten everything.
Woody and Jessie have more of a brother and sister relationship.
Nick D Yeah. In Toy Story 2 and 3, it's shown that Jesse has a crush on Buzz.
No. It was buzz and Jessie. And it was woody and no peep
“Yeah that’s why I wanted to talk to you before the show” omg I can’t 😂
2:44 Toy Story parody 😂😂😂😂
Magician: "wiggle your toes.... I said wiggle your toes"
Joe: "Uhm.. That's why I wanted to have a word with you before the show"
that "you've got a friend in me tho"
Why are all the officers crippled...
AlexGamingRandoms shot in their legs
AlexGamingRandoms hi natsu
Heros
2:21
Me in the background:
*"YOU BETTER NOT CRY! :D"*
My favorites are when 1:00 Quagmire told Cleveland that he was saying mean things, and 2:10, he has jurisdiction over all of them.
"BO PEEP?, what's going on here?!"
"Uuuhh, *you've gotta freind in me"*
Your too young to watch this if you cant spell friend
@@Johnballberriess it was probably a typo, you know, those happen sometimes?
@@nitabagels6969 oh ok
"who else but Quagmire." 😂
"I CAN HEAR YOU"😂😂😂
i am now addicted to family guy funny moments season 15
“Thanks for coming in early.”
“No problem, I use to work here!”
“Wha-“ 🙂