Highblood Pressure | Octopimp
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When Gamzee ISN'T the weird one, you need to tread carefully.
+InspiredAspirin Amen.
InspiredAspirin Truer words have never been spoken
Indeed
*nods honestly>
I think that also for when gamzee is scared
The entire time Gamzees face screamed discomfort.
I scream you scream we all scream because we're terrified
Everythings just loud terrified screaming trolls.
yeah i think he's scarred for life
for the first time in my life, i actually feel bad for him ._.
Creeper Gaming exactly
And this is the real reason Gamzee killed Equius
Yup
So tru
I agree
SparkleDragon you made me cri :''
The Bard Of Smut Aww I'm sorry. ^^
My face pretty much matched Gamzee's faces throughout this.
What the Hequius.
Mine too
same here.
Yeah same
poor Gamzee, he just wanted to say hi XD
Oml XD
*cries in a corner*
+Kanaya Maryam *Cries harder*
+GaMzEe MoThErFuCkInG mAkArA *Hugs* Please,
+Kanaya Maryam OkAy *Looks at her suspiciously *
Bettter title:Gamzee sees first hand Equius's highblood fetish
From this day forward. Hes been traumatized for life
True
💀💀💀
From the part where Equius screamed "AAAAAAAHHH YES!" to where Gamzee started crying had me laughing way harder than I should have XDDDD
poor gamzee......and what the fuck equius?
*backs out of post*
SAME!! XD I couldn't stop laughing and then I couldn't breathe like oml ;-;
sAME
XD same
how to traumatize Gamzee
Gemini the stellar fangirl Nepeta Whispers in your ear you don't
Stargazer Gemini is it strange that I want to try this on my friend who's lower on the hemospectrum than me? (this is what I get for watching homestuck.)
Step 1. Have a Shame or being Commanded kink
I mean I would be traumatized too..
@@Bnmsr1860 fuckin peasantblood
Fithy shades of peasantblood
😂 You win best comment
RainsRandomness hell ya
I'm dead OMG XD
Not cool
Buckets are going to be filled tonight( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm setting Equius' yell as my notification sounds. Every text, every e-mail, every NOTIFICATION, will be greeted with;
D-> AAAAAAAA YES HIGHBLOOD, YES.
imagine the stares
I need to download this plz send the filee
I did the same thing but with Equius's heavy breathing. I literally shit my pants when I woke up to it this morning.
How do you do that??
Motherfucking miracles and the special star dust.
Equius no.
You're making me ashamed to be a Sagittarius.
Stop it.
I have the same sign as a dude who's always high
+Steven Smith (KasieKat) yea but at least he was enjoyable
for a while
Gamzee was enjoyable, funny, but pre-recton Gamzee is going down.
+Steven Smith (KasieKat)
fuck yes. he hurt my bro (hes a Libra)
No one does anything to Terezi without dying
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
*BEING TRAUMATIZED*
Same bro I-I-I MEAN STRANGER
@@soldiertricksterlemon6494 i see you everywhere
Had a commercial about high blood pressure medication before this video...
Lol same
IS EQUIUS' KINK BEING SHAMED OR COMMANDED???
Don't matter I'm shaming him either way
_bUT THAT'S HIS KINK_
_hOW DO YOU KINKSHAME SOMEONE WHOSE KINK IS BEING SHAMED_
Nanci Shur'tugal AHHHH I DON'T KNOW
literal trash both
literal trash both
I'm gonna send my friend this once she understands Equius some more
Dew it.
same
@@ira569mb her reaction?
We need updates.
*takes out my eyeballs*
won't be needing these anymore...
*drops them on the floor and walks away*
+dark marionette Would you like these? *gives terezi's shades*
eyup. *puts them on*
G1V3 M3 MY SH4D3S B4CK!!
+WILLIAM PRICE *Gamzee sneaks over and slaps his face and takes the shades and rolls away* FuCk ThE PoPo!
you just got the gamzee effect that's what.
I think that's the reason gam went crazy.
is it a joke? //spoilers.//gamzee didn't went crazy because this, but dave said something... offensive about gamzee's beliefs and also gamzee went out of sopor so he went sober and being a highblood (also, look at the grand highblood lol.) he killed all the lowbloods. and to avoid questions about feferi, he didn't kill her. eridan did. he did kill feferi and kanaya and he ko'd sollux.
Yes it was a joke.
_omn, kankri, chill_
+V3N0M CRYS74L2 dude. MOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl
i won't.
I felt just as uncomfortable as Gamzee.
I'm PrEeTy SuRe YoU dId... :0(
Aracelys Morales same! all i could think was the fact that when i was cos-playing gamzee someone actually came up to me and said "i will worship you! mighty highblood!" and just how awkward that was just made me uncomfortable for that sake of gamzee
I was cringing throughout the whole video actually, it is EXTREMELY uncomfortable to watch.
I feel uncomfortable just by watching this.
50 shades of navy
Today, you are my hero.
Emily Deason Someone else knew what I was thinking XD
Emily Deason no no, 50 shades of HAY
I am so dying now XD
More like 50 shades of what the f***
My mom walked in on the last part.
noah poor you
Noah
Oh boy.
noah
I know this is pretty late... But...
Lovely
Oh..
Im so sorry
Poor Gamzee. He's so traumatized.
Poor gamzee
hE WAS ScARRED
:,,,,,,,,,0( hElP i aM TrAuMaTiZed honk? :0(
Shh shh *paps*
Shhhh
that whole time Gamzee was mentally just like 'wHaT tHe HeLl, EqUiUs'. like does equius enjoy that in some weird way?
like seriously, poor Gamz is probably traumatized by that now.... I think I'd be traumatized by that, and I'm pretty hard to crack. ugh Equius makes me uncomfortable sometimes..... *shivers *
He uh.
Hmm...
Well, my guess is that he has some discomfort with his self-image.
I mean, his ancestor Horrus was honestly sure that he was a freaking horse, which, compared to Equius, made him a TINY bit more comfortable around people who he perceived as more important than him, because he has a bit more self-assurance about himself. Even though its a bit strange to look into the potential of the void within yourself and see the makings of a muscle-beast :/
But yeah, Equius just seems to lower his self-worth around higher bloods, maybe because he finds some aspects of himself disgusting or un relatable, and worries that people might turn away from him if he displeases them. But it just results in him being incredibly awkward and demanding and becoming incredibly happy whenever a highblood decides to start ordering him around, probably because he thinks that they think he's worth the effort of it?
I dunno, the plot never really reveals much about him as a person. Or troll. It kinda just shows him getting his flipped-out uncomfortable ecstasy whenever a highblood tells him to do something or just talking about how un flatteringly strong he is.
Pfffft, guess we'll never know really :0
WTF, I thought I was reading some sort of question, sorry :(
*:o(
Jennifer Connolly why are youu apologising? Youu gave one of the most elaborate responses I've ever seen, so I actually want to thank youu for explaining that to me! Now I know a bit more about equuiuus too! (I haven't completely read homestuuck in its entirety yet), so now I understand a bit more! ^u^
i think gamzee needs a motherfucking hug
;_;
+Gamzee Makara *hugs da Gamzee*
+Kalaya Abriie *hugs back* ;3;
+Gamzee Makara *Hugs tightly* I'm sorry my dear child
+Anime Geek122 I'm GeTtInG aLl ThE hUgS :o) hOnK
1:56 is when I truly lost my shit XD
He sounds like one of those persons in church shouting "PRAISE THE LORD" and "AMEN" XS
I didn't think of that but you're right!
omg your everywhere when I watch undertale vids
thats it. we have to kinkshame Equius
Abby W but his kink is to be shamed-
@@Anonydick kinkshameception
i think the only way to shame him is by...well i have no clue how,he is pretty much super creepy and fetish bound..
That'll only make him stronger.
@@moomooshico2178 That is the most cursed thing I've read this week.
I LIGIT CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT AT 1:56
Same...
same
...I flinched
Are you still choking?
AHHH YESS HIGHBLOOD YES!!!!!😳 Man sounds straight outa a fanfic
..... *hides under the table* There's plenty of room here under the 'wtf table'....
Hides in bed... I think I go in the bed instead
+Aphmau fan girl #zamau ... actually screw this. *Hides in the air vents* ... yas.
Inky Pens joins in
Inky Pens *hides in tree*.... Plenty of leafs and branches to keep you safe.....yay
*joins in crying as well*
Um
Um
UM
UMM
-hides behind a rock-
That was disturbing...
(=o-o=) ~is behind rock to shivering~ hi o-o
DXpugs _PokeGamerGirl_ (looks at you two)
Hmmmmmm
Let's build a rock fort. (picks up a large rock) We shall forever be safe in our soon to be rock fort
(='w') < WERE SAFE NOW
_PokeGamerGirl_ (pulls up three rock chairs and sits in one) Indeed we are.
DXpugs Yes. We are the people of the rocks.
2:01 I thought Equius came for a moment
Cookie Kai he propably did
Cookie Kai this is why I love him...... am I weird? Lol
2:17 "That was exellent..." IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HEHEHEHE *Cought* *cought*
I haven't ever seen Gamzee this awkward in forever
gamzee look scared as fuck
Gamzee's is like "ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN' sHiT iS hApPEnNin'?
+Daniella Quintero Chial yea yea equius need help major
38|
+glitchy endermare and here I thought mine was scary... Hehe
Oh god, I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life.
Gamzee is now traumatized, he will never look at anything in the same way again. He definitely won't look at Equius in the same way and he will go out of his way to avoid him. He has been scarred for life.
_And,on the next chapter of "Paused at the Wrong Moment",we haveeeee....Minute __2:07__ !_
"So deliciously moooist"
~a kid from some show i don't remember
•· KitCat ·• So I wasn't the only one who thought it looked wrong...
Poor Gamzee looks scarred for life!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YES HIGHBLOOD YES"
-Zahhak, Equius 2k12
Damn I love Equius.
Don't we all?
We do? xD
gamzee just standing there like 'TRIGGERED'
*Gamzee is looking scared and I'm just laughing like an idiot*
Something ain’t right if gamzee’s the traumatized one
Watching this 8 years later, I am mortified that this fandom was a popular cultural activity.
THE “AAH YES” BIT MAKES ME DIE OF LAUGHTER TI THIS DAY
Equius: I need to be punnished!
Me: (pun-nished?) Quit horsing around.
W-w-WhY.....* upset gamzee noises *
Shhhh
*even more upset gamzee noises*
+gamzee makara ayy at least it wasn't that crazy horse blue-dude that was shushing you, purple man.
*touches the makara booty* 6u6
NO * slaps the hand * no booty for you
This is the same video that got me into this gaping shit-hole called "Homestuck" of which i can't escape.
I got in to homestuck through friends talking about how screwed up Gamzee is and I was like whos Gamzee?? Boy I was not prepared for what was to come XD
i got into homestuck because my friend alex said it would totally be up my alley. i looked at the first page and thought it was stupid, only to look at it two days later and started reading it. i've been this way ever since. c:
It's a beautiful shit hole.
'Tis a beautiful shit hole indeed.
+Caleb Martinez I got into it because I went to a small con at the library and someone cosplayed as Vriska. "Who's Vriska?" "Oh, well, she's- let me tell you about Homestuck..." ahhhh...memories~
Gamzee looks so horrified
D--> I deeply apologize for this, highb100d
ThAnKs SiS. :0)
TheRadioactivePotato :33< What the fuck Equius.
D--> Nepeta Leijon what did I say about the cursing
What the - get off ma tablet
:o) hOnK
Kill me now ;^;
Stormy Collins :33< Sorry Equius :
TheRadioactivePotato CentaurTesticles, 50 shades of em'.
I like how all of Gamzee's expressions fit my expressions watching this video
Giga Slime IKRR
The way Equius drags out words..
X'D
Gamzee never felt clean again, no matter how much he bathed and how many people he killed.
Headcanon: Gamzee hates giving commands even though he is a high blood because he knows what his ancestor was and doesn't want to be anything like the Grand High blood. So giving Equius an order made Gam feel uncomfortable. But he did run out of Soper slime and went crazy and fulfilled his meaning as a high blood so...
Just the look on gamzee's face is like he just saw a old lady naked
It's the crying at the end for me 😭
This made me so fucking uncomfortable, yet I couldn't stop watching...
dUdE tHiS iS wHy I dOn'T hAnG oUt WiTh YoU
Gamzee, I feel so sorry for you bro, that just straight up looked disturbing. 0_0
yOu HaVe No IdEa BrO
***** This is why i'm glad i'm noT a highblood
How does Nepeta honestly put up with Equius'...Tendencies?
Tomoko Nakamura Sometimes moirails do what moirails have to do. In this case putting up with a big sweaty weirdo.
And on this day Gamzee learned about rape.
He seems to be gifted with the talent of making people feel EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.
Equius really just said "punish me daddy" and we just let him, huh?
Gam must feel so awkward around Equius... I kinda understand why he killed Equius first now... Like ohmycod... O-O
That was. SO uncomfortable. Excellent, exquisite even.
Exactly
Equies: calling people Lusus is gross
Some troll: stop kink shaming me!
Equies: kink shaming is my kink
Gamzee: *drops a pie* AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Wow....Equius, you even managed to make Gamzee uncomfortable. No wonder he went and strangled you on the meteor....
I feel so violated and I wasn't even involved..
I feel very uncomfortable. Like, how do you feel after watching THIS!?!?! Gamzee, I'm crying with you.
i thought equius was just some big stronk socially awkward dude, and then when i really looked into it,
*this*
Տ T ᖇ O ᑎ K
This was the best depiction of that conversation. The discomfort is vivid
and this is the real reason why gamzee went sober and why he killed equius first
2:07
Gamzee's reaction... it's just priceless.
this should've been called "Gamzee finds out Equius's kink"
......what the hequius.....
Exquisite pun
@@StockStilly %squisite
2:07 gamzee's face XD "MoThErFuCkInG hElP mE bRo"
First Eridan makes Gamzee cry, now Equius? Who's next? XD
***** XD Probably!
this is what goes on in my mind everyday
gamzees face as this slowly goes on was me the entire time
you know what happened after equius bowed? he got....
(thinks of a stupid joke referring to equius's death)
a bow???
.glares at you for a solid minute.
Ok, NO.
he was just on his way to get some faygo
I really want to comment on this video but I don't know what to say.
i know that feel bro :T
DO DA WINDEH THENG
what made this even better is that the ad right before this was for high blood pressure
The pun in this title is overwhelming.
Dont get gamzee to fulfill your roleplay request, Equi.
Get someone that doesnt assault an enormous pile of squeezy horns every day. Don't get a clown-fanatical neverendingly high on Faygo and sopros to fill your fantasies.
Oh god you shouldn't have said that..
Now I want Gamzee to get in my room while i'm sleeping.
Oskar Andersen (CATAPULTS AWAY),
Says: UR A PPPppEEEEEEeeeerrrrrrvvvvvvv.....,.....,...,..
AmbiPieandDashachu (a.k.a. E.S. Gryph-Nyx~) I might be, who knows.
But for Gamzee of course. :o)
If he wants a highblood he can bug to death, get Eri or Fef while in a self-built submarine.
I WAS WATCHING THIS DURING CLASS.. 😭
shouldve called this 2:34 seconds of kinkshaming equius
Other Than Gamzee Being Purple NOT Indigo, EQUIUS Is The Indigo blood, This Is Amazing!!
THATS IT
equius is just a bottom that gives off top energy
Gamzee is scarred.
Equius’ Cobalt blood is like, the third highest land dwelling tier on the Hemospectrum, why does he call himself a peasantblood if he’s in the top five blood tiers?
this... this is my fuck8ng zodiac sign. 🙂🔫
Alice the Smiling OK NO
I love how nice Gamzee is he’s willing to put up with this and do this for Equis because he’s that good a friend ( also this basically happened in homestuck)
Even Gamzee's weirded out.
the person who had to voice act Equius is a trooper
I love how Gamzee just starts crying at the end. xD poor guy.
the AHUGHHHHHHHH👹👹👹🐴🐴🐴🐓🐓🐓 YES HIGHBLOOD
{runs as fast as he can to equius while war crying}
nO oNE mAKES tHE hIGHBLOOD cRY >:(
Aaaaand we have learned that equius has not only a kink but also a problem.
From that day on, Gamzee would never see Equius the same again. And, uh, neither could anyone else.
NAH EQUIUS LIKES BEING DEGRADED
Relatable
I edge to this
I think he came
I meant equius😊
im amazed at how little of an exaggeration this is, equius really is just Like That
And God said:
"NOOaaaH, get the boat"
When you manage to make Gamzee uncomfortable.