You're A Dirty Purple Cow ASMR
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- Today, I.. Dr Namyzarc have in my possession a purple cow from the Professors employee list.. using asmr techniques and tactics we will get the intel we need to relax and induce tingles so that we can get our ultimate prize!! sit back and relax to the sound creation that is about to happen... we will achieve tingularity nullification!
This is an ASMR video, its designed to promote relaxation, Asmr tingles & sleep. My content is intended for all ages to enjoy, thnx for stopping by.. Much Love, Dr. T
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How DARE you correct my spelling.. I am DR. Namyzarc!!! " your".." you're",, i will have every last one of you in my containment facility by the end of the day!!
You're mom xdddddd
No you wont! I have my top secret high-tech androids supplied by Tinglebottom Industries™ to protect me! Nice try, loser!
I already failed NNN so I have nothing to lose.
You will never take Tinglebottom industries!
YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE 2ND I
Cow: **oinks for two seconds**
Dr. T: *NO* .
*NO*
Where
@@IDKWhattop66t 6:55
No
ᴺᵒ.
6:56 “NO.” I lost it lol
Scilence me daddy
Joe Higgins silence you filthy cow
@@unsoiledsteak9730 No
Had I not seen this comment beforehand, I probably wouldn't have laughed so much. I'm in hysterics.
"BE QUIET DIRTY LITTLE COW"
"GIVE ME INFORMATION"
most terrifying voice i’ve ever heard, and that “NO” when the cow oinked was just so damn powerful
The most powerful whisper of all.
*I feel bad for the cow*
"When the cow oinked" 😂 accurate but made me laugh
he sounds nearly exactly like gman
I mean, the cow did oink
true, but I hate you for making me realize I *NEVER* caught the fact that the cow was oinking
6:56 I know it's ASMR and you're supposed to feel relaxed, but I laughed so much from this
SIF THEME PLAYS
this became a meme if you search oink oink no xD
@@dylanfoxaygameh5281 yes
It's like cannibal asmr
n o.
Girlfriend role plays overrated
Dirty purple cow activated
Dirty purple cow fetish porn
Other asmr channels: *GIRLFRIEND ASMR* *WAIFU ASMR* *ANIME ASMR*
This asmr channel: *MAFIA MAN SHARES HIS FAMILY RECIPE* , *EVIL GERMAN PUTS ARMOR ON YOU* , *DRUG TINGLE DEALER* , *DIRTY PURPLE COW ASMR*
@@galacticcorgi1258 LMFAO True
Nice pfp, it seems fitting lmao
What's the difference? :^)
people in the 1960's: "I bet they'll be flying cars in the future"
Me in 2019: *watching a man torture a toy hippo to help me sleep*
it’s a cow you filthy animal
Oof
Ok boomer
There’ll
Perfect
Honestly that scene with the truth serum was full of emotion and I think the cow deserves an Oscar
Ayo I have the same last name as you
Momento reyes
timestamp??
@gabriellez613 13:47
It's late but there you go
when you go insane from isolation
@ZB yes
ngl, accurate
"Silence you filthy cow!"
What most teachers say to me
106-2 oof
Silence you filthy SCP!
I fuckin’ felt that
NeedsMoreMoe woah there
Ask them “who’s the cow?”
*Man Murders Purple Cow Toy On UA-cam, After It Refuses Him Information To Some Technology*
MURDERS? No, it was a mere bruise to the purple cow species.
This is truly one of the moments in history
@@BepisMogus Indeed.
My god when he is in character he is insane
zero replies how
Watching these ASMR videos is much better than torturing and consuming the lost souls that get stranded on my island.
@@namelessgod9333 P A R D O N M E?
@@Smokey_The_Stampede what? It's True I Was One Of Them 🙄
@@CantThink1Sorry BWUH
Purple cow: *makes noise*
Dr T: “good how about we do this”
*starts waterboarding cow*
nagatoro
Nagatoro
Organatroo
@Wyatt Gamer orangutan
*OHH OHH OHH OHH AHH AHH AHH AHH*
@@unanaranja897
Return to monke
🐒🦧🦍 EE EEE OOO OOO AHH AHHH bananan 🍌
Me: “I’m not dirty, or a cow, or purple.”
DR T. ASMR notification: “Yes you are.”
Me: “Yes I am.”
Vagari Tyga Thanks mate!
Mojamedo avuduru
That's Prince, but not a cow lol.
Yes he is
Vagari Tyga it’s pfp so it doesn’t sound gay
Everyone’s talking about the title but what really needs to be pointed out is the thumbnail
True
Thats me with a can of whipped cream
Cream, wtf why
@@pebblesplaytime8659 whipped cream lol have u never eaten whipped cream from the can? You haven't fully lived.
I am absolutely crying 😂
6:45 completely out of context, this is hilarious
in context it's hilarious
@@sillyhead530 funnier out of context
Honk honk honk
*N O .*
His voice is so relaxing but terrifying at the same time is this a fever dream
13:56 i think i just witnessed a warcrime
Yeah you did 😂
The tingle wars have brought out the worst of humanity
Lets be real. We all commited some warcrimes here and there
And what happened in 2004 is none of the governments business
WHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO FRICKEN HARD AHSHJCNSKCJS
IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
13:54 *Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths*
I LAUGHED
NOOOOOOOOO
LMAOO
I WASNT READY FOR THAT LMAO
"He can breathe just fine." I AM IN TEARS
6:57 became a meme with great grey wolf sif from dark souls.
Isn’t it the dancer of boreal valley from dark souls 3? Or did I see a different shitpost status?
@@broski-kun2305 Nah, the one I saw used great grey wolf so I think there's multiple versions
@@TimeTravelingFetus Yeah makes sense, I don’t remember the theme for artorias doggy but I feel like dancer fits really well for it lol.
*N O*
I didnt find a video with that meme
6:55
The first DR T meme ever
Circa, 1894
*N O*
*N O*
*Sif theme*
Personally, I believe All cows deserve to be cleaned, even the purple ones
𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔲𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔲𝔠𝔥 𝔞 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤, 𝔧𝔞𝔠𝔨𝔰𝔢𝔭𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔶𝔢!
MArXus 😂
Droid 16 alpha true
I would like but it is at 69 sooooooo
@@brendanhauser4644 Fixed it for you. Now give that man a LIKE.
"I never go overboard!"
*immediately goes overboard*
This guy is really some kind of crazy man
Look at the DR'S name backwards
Cormac Quinn That’s the joke, yes
At least he's *technical*
@@cormac7884 trotcod ?
@@CaelumSegura look in the description, it spells crazymaN backwards
2:53 doctor: we know for absolute certainty we're not wasting our time with some low level peón
me, a low level peón: *ahaha yeah wouldn't wanna be that guy*
Hell nah, I'm totally a peón. You can jump two squares AND attack your diagonals?
13:51 "How 'Bout We Do This." *PROCEEDS TO DO INHUMAN ACTS*
THE WAY HE *S H OV E D* IT IN THERE THO
*glances at thumbnail*
lord forgive me for what im about to do
@FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION that purple cow looking dummy thicc
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION nnn is hitting the fbi hard huh?
Lol
No no no no no don't is nnn
@@bahed7242 its too hard, im going to have to fall back private. keep going, stay strong.
In No Nut November even this sounds inviting.
Netflix:Are you still watching
Someone's daughter: 13:55
I love how dr T has become a meme
I love how your pfp and username has become a meme.
@@LuckyArceus You are a meme
@@Bone20647 POV: you are the meme now
Oink oink oink
N O
@@LuckyArceus I used to be a meme like you.
What, did you expect me to say something else?
13:51 I'm freaking dying of laughter from how silly this looks xD
You Monster that was a death scene!
Bruh
@@Boxierpear bruh
Calling the ATF right now don't worry
no need to be a dick about it yall, i skipped to where the thumbnail came from and without context i thought it was funny. let a man have a good chuckle lol
My sleep paralysis demon when I try screaming: *"NO. No no no, that's not what I want to hear..."*
7:42 *Oink oink* "BE- silence, you filthy cow."
13:54
US soldier tortures information out of a German SS officer during the Nuemburg trials
See comrade American capitalist pigs are pure evil. Don't question what the NKVD is doing, definitely peaceful activities.
(colorized)
TheDragster 552
*S h o v i n g ?*
@@Adragy what is "shoVing" ?, also chill the fuck up plz you are still a virgin
@@nokia7008 hey dawg they deleted they context but ur reply was interesting do u happen to still know what they said I want context ○_o
*PETA has joined the chat*
*Dr. T has joined the chat*
*PETA has left the chat*
XD
I think Dr. Namyzarc is more humane than PETA tbh.
🤣
Okay corn
n o
6:55
Most powerful no I’ve ever heard
I’m loosing my shit right now, it’s 1:43 am I’m sick as hell, I’m on a shit ton of Advil and I’ve had a few drinks and I’m fucking loosing my mind at this video. I don’t know how I got here but I’m so glad I did. This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
i liked the part where he said *oink oink oink* ＮＯ
"He can breath just fine"
Omfg I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This one had me rolling so bad! Lolol
And the way he said it
13:54😂😂
Thx you for the stamp
"He can (breath) just fine"
Oh my God, I just found out that Namyzarc is "Crazyman" backwards
Fezezen
🧐 what could this mean?
...
*mind blown*
Oh my God!!😱
Holy fuck
It feels so weird not hearing the Dark Souls music after the "No."
13:47 made me laugh so hard
Me:**reads title**
Is this sexual
"Well no, but actually yes."
well yes but actually yes
Yesn't.
@@user-re9zb9dr4n I was just about to say that-
@@zacharee2428 no’es
I feel like someday out of nowhere the Dr. T lore is gonna get more complicated than metal gear lol
P.S. absolutely love the vids!
Does white house know about this ?
Namyzarc is actually the clone of Dr.T, in a program to make the perfect tingle scientist.
trust me fnaf lore is even worse
Maximus La Puerta it’s not
We need to fuse Dr. T’s and ER’s lore together into one universe!
Or at least one multiuniverse .-.
Just watched a man physically and verbally abuse a rubber purple cow and I enjoyed it
9:01 my teacher when she hears my phone go off
'You're a dirty purple cow'
Me: Yes, yes I am now shower me in tingles
Ruverine 😐
*N O*
Moo. Must I say more?
Silence you filthy cow
Yes. You must also say M O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
🐄
The fact that this is what has finally given me tingles in the last 7 months scares me
Over a year later and this is still one of my favorites. A timeless classic. ❤️
And welcome back
I certainly did not expect a title like that in my recommended
Edit: After seeing some of the comments I decided to look into the yoda shooting thing
Needless to say I didn't really know what I was expecting
You serious? With youtube's recommendation algorithm? I'm surprised you haven't recieved "yoda commits a mass shooting" or some crap
Stephen Forrest Sounds like a fun ytp.
@@cursedgeorge939 it is a p good video yeah
Not to.mention they slap the word ASMR in those yoda videos
My personal favorite is Yoda tells you about the birds and the bees
Treat me like the purple cow I am.
Moo bitch
kinky
I think u made me fail nnn
Ok boomer
@@vercettii there's a reason for that
13:05 the "oh it's that soo" is fucking terrifying
6:42 hahaha that’s the funniest part in the video
For all we know, that cows probably reallllly enjoying this
Well, 4.8 K cows really enjoyed this
@Luigi's Meme shack then you're a hallucination
I laughed at my guy friend for watching girlfriend asmr. Now here I am watching an asmr video of a guy calling me a dirty cow.
I have no regret, watched multiple times. 10/10 Please make more.
🤣🤣
I'm gonna call my girlfriend a filthy little purple cow as we FAWK
n̴̺̣͔̹̟̭̤̦͉̯̬͗̾̈́̿̂͛́͆̓́͐͘͜͠ͅó̴̪̆̽̽͒͒̒̈͆́̕͝.̵̨̡̧̻͎̙̻̺͚̙̤͓̓̿
Namyzarc: ASMR is fake.
Also Namyzarc a year or two later: *WHERE'S THE MACHINE?*
His voice is the total package
Me: *never wants to sexualize Dr. T in any way*
video: "You're a dirty purple cow"
Also Me: Dang nnn is getting difficult
@@mrfrauner7113 It means No Nut November.
I already lost nnn I had just finished and I looked at the time and it was 12:03 a.m. November 1st.
@@mrfrauner7113 I am from Europe too and even I got it already :3
It's gross you even though of that ls
Lets be honest
Cultured
This video seems like some sort of weird fetish
I hope its not
In no nut November everything is a fetish
@@TatsukiHashida sounds about right
Don’t kinkshame...
Daddy Daubeny KINKSHAMING *IS* MY KINK.
6:55 THE MEMES
the dna of soul
I forgot that this was the “No” meme and died of laughter when I saw it again
Definitely need a new collab between Doctor T and Ephemeral Rift.
Yea
They are my favorite asmr youtubers.
Someone finally said it
Do you think covious clemens/DR.beak makes fun of DR.T?
I also like how Namyzarc went from completely denying the existence of ASMR, to actively working to steal it.
That's some character growth right there.
G-man interrogates a purple cow ,
I never thought i’d say that
are we even gonna mention how crispy this man’s voice is
"He will probably be crying when he goes to sleep tonight." That caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard
The red skinny thing was originally the Tingle booster 2000 (or whatever the number was). I think he took off the glass cover and replaced it with a more advanced piece of technology
absolutely right 😷👍
i am LOSING it this is the funniest video on youtube. no other channel compares to this one video, AND it was relaxing??? Truly video of the decade
I absolutely love the sound-echoing effect during the handheld light scene, I would love to see an entire video with that! Maybe a tingle-droid with a broken hearing module that needs repair?
Possibly the most bizarre but awesome thumbnail I've ever seen on an asmr video
I've seen weirder...like "I just take your longe out of your body while you get tingles" or something like that and also weird Chinese as Mr with octopus...
*One of the only male asmrtist who actually make me tingle!*
That's whatshe said 😏😉
I'll see myself out. Be blessed.
📞😏
Holy crap dude, I just checked your channel and your recent unintelligible whispering video is _fucking stellar._ Keep at it, I feel like you're going places.
You filthy purple cow...
davidangel64 omg thank u!!!!!!! So kind💋
That was the scariest NO ever! That made my heart stop
"This is my kingdom come,
this is my kingdom come-"
✨13:55✨
“Fire them immediately, without pay”
My last job in a nutshell
Proof Dr.Namyzarc is evil
13:55 that got dark real quick
XD that was amazing
Lmfao perfect time stamp hahaha 😂
"He can breath just fine"
Haunting words -2020
@@distant1334 HA!
6:56
the funny
Wow, I didnt knew G-man does ASMR!
*N O*
*N* *O*
oh my god.
Years ago, if someone told me that I’d be falling asleep to someone interrogating and torturing a squeak toy, I probably would’ve laughed them off. 🤣😴
This video is what all of us men need in these trying November times.
No nut November is dumb meme.
Lenin Soriano look who’s a pervert and cant go a month without wanking
Lenin Soriano wanker
XXEXTENSIONCORD w-who?
Yeah. Good luck to you men, Fingerless February is when us ladies will need support too.
“No”
HE SAID IT, HE DID THE THING
Quien más encontró este vídeo por el meme.
Me sorprendió que sea su voz verdadera y que sea un ASMR!!
Por cierto, muy relajante.
Watched a man torture a purple cow for several minutes to obtain my favorite trigger device. And they say torture isnt a useful interrogation device.
13:50 "my ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial"
you killed me
Came here from a meme where you silence it and say "No", then some Dark Souls music played. 11/10.
Edit: 6:56
How does he sound like joker and Batman voice combined for ASMR
seriously it's oddly satisfying to hear not in a weird way of course
but does saying that makes it weird
"Be quiet you filthy, purple cow."
*falls into a damn coma*
Seriously, this guy totally sounds like a supervillain.
Never really thought about being a purple cow but now I see an uncanny resemblance.
This is the video that started my addiction to asmr
Dirty purple cow was literally just vibing
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the thumbnail
anyone else not ashamed they’re watching a guy waterboard a cow with shaving cream? 🙋🏼♂️
Do You mean waterlog...lol
He coomcreamed it
@@lionpride2451 waterboarding is a toture method
water boarding a plastic toy cow at that
Why would i?
6:56
Purple Cow: *oinks*
The Man: I sleep.
Purple Cow: *oinks a 2nd time*
The Man: I sleep.
Purple Cow: *oinks a 3rd time*
The Man: R E A L C R A P .
I never thought the words "bomb diggity" could be so effective.
*I never thought I’d be so happy for someone to call me a dirty purple cow!* 🐮
11:24 the way he made his voice echo gave me massive tingles 🙏🏼 i cried 😭
crying to tingles, you actually need some fucking health check
@@ngtstr LMAO
Constant echoing mouth asmr noises
Cow: “Oink oink oink”
Dr. T: *N O*
I am watching this dude torturing a toy purple cow to calm my anxiety watching dogecoin plummet to the underground
Welcome to real life
Why would you invest in a meme? That’s just being stupid
@@justiceofbook it’s not a meme it’s a real thing and it became popular because of Elon musk so it isn’t that stupid
@@BBattleDroid memes are real things though lmao
Dr T normie: Wait isn't that Bart the pig cow from " Asmr tools will bring you peace, relaxation video.'?
😂🤣I pissed myself laughing when he said "He can breath just fine" LOL😂🤣
6:55
6:55 most terrifying no ever