Jeremy Plays 320 Minutes of Morrowind - Fat Session
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Jeremy steals a man's identity and rides into the wonderful world of Morrowind in this gorgeously unedited FAT SESSION.
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"Edited" by Jeremy Jayne
We're so back
Fuxking yes mate
"I'm not doing any damage! What's happening?!"
The classic MW experience.
Ive always thought of morrowind as a mystery game, with the core mystery being 'will this attack do damage?'
I remember discovering the 'use best attack when attacking' setting.. WHY ISN'T THIS ON ALREADY!?!
99/100 youtube plays are watching people spam quick attacks for 1 damage and never use hotkeys lol
"I hope Jiub comes back, he seems cool" best foreshadowing ever. Praise Saint Jiub
27:10 Hell yes. Know what I love with my fat sesh? NOTES. I'm sure you figured it out in the 5 hours remaining, but your Journal in this game is an actual journal in which your character notes down things like this (as well as the in-universe date it occurred on).
49:00 He did, in fact, just put on the robe.
1:25:26 You'd better end up walking. The walk from Seyda Neen to Balmora is one of the most memorable journeys in my entire life of playing games. It's not even especially eventful, but it felt like an actual journey, and I think it was the first time a world felt truly open and dangerous to me.
2:23:30 I love Morrowind, but it's one of those games where it feels like there's One True Way to play the game. In this case, martial builds aren't really rewarding, but magic is EXTREMELY rewarding (and weird and interesting compared to other games' systems).
3:01:30 Ah, the first cliffracer encounter. Now, it's a real Morrowind playthrough.
3:36:28 Seeing you struggle with finding the cube is especially funny to me because my experience with this dungeon when first playing the game was basically inverted from yours. I walked in, struggled to kill the 2 guys, immediately found the cube, and then peaced, taking the difficulty of the 2 guys as a sign that I wasn't meant to explore this dungeon until much later (and that that was the reason they put the cube in the very beginning of it).
4:06:30 Oh no! Jeremy, that wasn't your character. You just walked past one of the most memorable moments (imo) in the whole series. It's directly on the road, but it's a pain to see anything at night in this game.
4:16:55 Yes, it's a combination of your skill being too low and you being completely out of stamina ("fatigue"). I don't know if you realized it at any point in the session, but having empty stamina means you can't do anything as well as normal, basically. Your jump height is reduced, you miss significantly more often, etc.
4:32:40 The "leveling" system in this game is arcane nonsense that you will almost certainly never divine just from play. You have to gain 10 total levels in major and minor skills (the skills associated with your "class" that you chose at the beginning) in order to get the message that you will level upon resting. The attribute bonuses you get to pick from (like the 5x, 2x, etc.) are based on how many levels you gained in related skills, even the ones that aren't in your major/minor list. This leads to some really weird incentives about deliberately not resting in order to jack up your stats while leveling all sorts of unspecialized nonsense.
5:03:40 Don't worry. If you keep hopping around like this, the lack of fast travel will be less and less of a problem. Also, I'd totally watch you play through the rest of the game, whether it's hosted here or elsewhere.
5:04:00 Not only is it a nice skybox, but it actually moves with the passage of time. You can track the constellations in the sky, and when your character's birthday comes up, your star sign will be overhead. I think this is the first game that I ever saw do that.
I remember my first 5 hours of Morrowind, followed soon after by 230 more hours.
Can't get enough of these fat sessions, keep them coming and the fatter the better.
This is magical, Jeremy. Now play a FAT session of Oblivion.
Oh man, the nostalgia. This is making me want to reinstall the game again. Morrowind is such a wonderful game.
This was great, very entertaining. Your realisation that you had no pants cracked me up.
Also love the logic of hiding your drugs in the police station, and then moving them to... just on the table in a drug addict's house.
I would be well up for watching you play this whole game. You have a funny, chilled vibe.
I couldn't have wished for a better game for a fat session! Love this format!
Me (work brain): the audacity of this man to think I would willingly watch 5 hours of Morrowind, a game I've never played.
Me (Noclip fan brain): Aw hell yeah Jeremy let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jeremy, I hope you see this. I started listening to this right before I took a nap. I had closed my eyes and was imagining what he was encountering (I’ve never played Morrowind before). Then I fell asleep and must have had Jeremy’s commentary mix with my subconscious bc I had a dream where I felt I was on this grand medieval adventure. It was so lovely yet strange
The vibes of this game are unmatched
As a long-time elder scrolls fan, it's been fun as hell to watch Jeremy catch the worm the way a lot of us have. More than anything, it's the world and lore that these games immerse you in and the way that they just let you craft your own version of their main adventure. But also create many small adventures of your own along the way. there is so much depth to the society and even down to the individuals within. The games want you to learn these things because when you do, you start feel immersed in the experience in a very special way. replaying these games is awesome when you begin to have a grasp on the lore and can understand things that sounded like gibberish before.
Man plays 5 hours of Morrowind without ever resting to heal. Amazing. This is the first blind playthrough I've ever seen that is this pure :)
its surprisingly ensnaring for a 5 hour video! the commentary is basically as if the modern quest marker game design QOL isn't drilled into the head yet! really appreciate some good classsic gameplay
Supporting this just because the weird Morrowind preservation / revivalist fandom is the best.
Well that's my entertainment sorted for the next two days.
Scholarly fellas hear “fat session” and say hell yeah. Couldn’t be more happy Jeremy is able to do this series.
>not naming save files jerscum
Fat sessions have been awesome. Very genuine.
I'm catching up on things, and this includes the joy of finding more Fat Sessions with Jeremy. I really enjoy these - they are such a chill, nice vibe to have on. Thanks Jeremy!
With 0 Fatigue you have a 25% penalty to accuracy. Full Fatigue gives you a 25% bonus to accuracy. This on top of low skills is why you miss so much. Restore fatigue potions, spells, and enchanted fatigue gear will help a lot along with just resting before battle.
You aren't fully drawing the bow back half the time which lowers damage a ton and I think lower accuracy too. You should hold it until the draw sound and animation stops.
Press T to rest or wait.
You can drop items anywhere on the ground or store them in unowned containers and they should never disappear. Storing items in owned containers can mark them as stolen when you take them back out. Drop hundreds of items in one area and the game will create a bag to put them in so it won't break the game.
Most corpses disappear after 3 days if you don't dispose of them yourself so careful leaving items on them.
Spells, scrolls, and enchanted items all work the same way. You equip your 'doin magic hands' select the spell or item, and cast. The enchanted sword wasn't on that list because it activated on hit but you had no fatigue and no short sword skill so just never hit the ghost.
If you returned Fargoth's ring he would have put in a good word with Arrille, the first shop keeper you used in Seyda Neen. How much people like you will change the prices of all their services and you would have saved quite a bit of money buying and selling there. Probably even saved enough to buy a decent healing spell...
A lot of traders will restock every time you trade with them and their gold resets every day. With a few exceptions they will keep whatever you sell them if you happen to want to buy stuff back in the future.
All the random things you can eat are alchemical ingredients. The higher your alchemy skill the more likely you'll be effected and the more potent that effect will be. Bread's one effect is restore fatigue. This means if you eat bread it will only randomly restore your fatigue but eating stuff does(very slowly) make you better in alchemy. I just devour saltrice as it's everywhere and it restores fatigue too. You can imagine actually making potions is way more effective and you don't have to know what effects an ingredient has in game to use it in a potion. Any 2 ingredients with the same effect will make a potion.
Probes disarm traps.
You couldn't jump that gap in the bridge above the lava pit but you could if you had the athletics to run faster before you jumped, had more acrobatics to jump higher, or had an enchantment, spell, or scroll that let you levitate or boosted your movement stats.
People will equip or use anything in their inventory they think is powerful. That shop keeper liked the robe you sold them and they put it on.
You are short because you picked a Wood Elf. (I never pick Wood Elf and it's funny seeing the game from a slightly lower perspective.)
You asked about befriending a scrib but you're a Wood Elf! You can befriend any creature with your beast tongue! (Level 5 or below, for 10 minutes, once a day.)
There is no XP in Morrowind. You can level whenever you increase your major and minor skill by a total of 10 points. Every time you level you get to pick 3 Primary Attributes to raise. The more skills under a certain primary attribute you raise before leveling, the higher the attribute bonus can be when you level. Skills cap at 100 which determines your max level.
e.g. If you wanted to maximize your strength when you level then train any Strength skills (Acrobatics, Armorer, Axe, Blunt Weapon, Long Blade) by a total of 10 points before you rest and you will get 5 strength points when you level instead of 1. Since you pick 3 attributes when you level you could min max by raising 30 of the right skill points before leveling, every level. In reality it just means maybe don't level as soon as possible but it doesn't matter too much. Cheese and OP gear can eclipse your stats at anytime.
Full playthrough of this would be an absolute treat! Keep them coming!
dudes rock
He definitely put your robe on as soon as you sold it to him 😂
I had a blast watching this and would love to see more. I don't think I've ever been so glued to a 5+ hour UA-cam video. Fields of Kummu arc was my favorite. Jeremy, you definitely should travel the road north from Seyda Neen to investigate the random scream (it wasn't your character) 4:06:10
So sad he didn't investigate this
@@chucktowski_Right?! Investigate this, Jeremy!
What a treat. Please do more Morrowind FAT SESSIONS!
Hell yeah, another Fat Session to listen to over the next few days~
ngl, I misheard bathrobe as bathroom so when you said "Sometimes a fat session is sitting all day in your bathroom" and I got really confused as to what this 5+ hour video was going to be.
Also thought damn Jeremy, you need more fiber in your diet.
I just had the BEST nap ever.
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Jeremy's volume level, through all the emotions, stay in a perfect range and it just knock me the fu©k out (which is definitely meant to a compliment 🤗)
More of this guys! Loved it.
Always going to click on video with Jeremy playing games.
Shes just wanted to get to the Fields of Kummu and you gave her a whole baptism with extra bonito flakes. :)
He did put the robe on... after the sale!
I know its tough to get a second person on for a 320 minute stream, but I do really think a core part of what made older gaming website content like this work was that they always had at least two people on a shoot. So they could bounce off of each other making quips and conversation.
stream chat is good for that too but you need enough people chatting
I agree. Some of my all-time favorite videos were Gamespot's Random Encounter where Danny played crappy simulator games with his buddies.
FTR: I am totally down for watching you play all of Morrowind
Makes me want to start up a Morrowind playthrough. Haven't played in probably 20 years.
This was incredible. Stalker next please please.
This is great. Watching this is making me recall memories I had of playing this game ~20 years ago lol
I don't want to spoil it for anyone watching and reading the comments but Jeremy's "recipe" he shared at around 3 hrs 45mins nearly made me choke from laughing so hard. Thank you for sharing your fearless culinary wisdom Jeremy
"It's like a dead spider... ass, note-taking game." ❤
Please continue your Morrowind playthrough! PUHLEASE!
lol, yes, you need a magic weapon to hit a ghost, but you also need more than 5 skill points for that weapon in order to hit anything
Another incredible fat session from Jeremy !
The "Doesn't have any charge" sound just sounds like a wild cat to me that I had to download the sounds to make sure I wasn't always hearing it wrong.
I'm honestly shocked that Jeremy hasn't already put hundreds of hours into Morrowind
I would be 100% on board with a Morrowind Fat Session Part 2!
Chef's Kiss cliff racer encounter 😂
The police station IS the safest place to store your drugs 👍😂
What a pick. Another perfect game that can make a whole day disappear
Omg i missed this. Just called my dealer.
Part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2 🎉
The peak of the series
Puzzle box saga plays out the same since the first gamer.
You can do whatever you want in your fat sessions Jeremy - sure, go ahead and force fat your way through Morrowind.
Really enjoyed coming back to this fat session every day. Great way to unwind over the week and revel in some old game magic. I've never even played Morrowind but for some reason felt a strong sense of nostalgia for the old days. To be honest I'm tempted to try out the game myself, which I've always avoided as it looks (and it probably is) dated af.
earlier today i did the "get the npc to the fields" quest and was also stuck for too long lol. im at the fields!!
YEAHHH LET'S GO BAYBEEEEEE
Who among us hasn't accidentally sold our pants to a local shopkeeper?
IIRC having your stamina depleted operates all your skills at -50%
Gotta recharge that stamina before fights. I think T is the command to wait. 1 hour will freshen you up for a fight.
the session we didnt ask for, but the one we deserved
once saw some stoner metal band named morag tong, they played with another called tuskar. not sure if they were touring intentionally because their names were morrowind and dota2 references though...
FUCK YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is my jam!!!!!!!!!!
hell yes
YES
Awwwhhhh yeahh!
4:06:15 I was waiting for this the whole time. Hope it works out
30:27 This song is so nostalgic to hear in the BG wtf that hit me out of nowhere. Rip-off LotR sounding ass song.
Is the music added in post from skyrim, or are the games' soundtracks really that similar? never played morrowind
They're similar
this shit is comfy
Good guy playthrough lasted half a hour lol
Video games
51:30
YUSSSSSSSS
One thing is clear, HoMM3 has aged better! ;) (Love these fat sessions)
In my mind, Morrowind is the last good Bethesda game, and even then, probably a bit hard to play these days. *Edit* I'm really keen to see how the fan made remake plays and hoping for improved QOL features
Man, you could of done one of the versions with a better UI
how is not wanting your thoughts read libertarian! crazy woke