WAIT A MINUTE.. that was fuckin Carson. Lol After all the times I've watched and rewatched Sorrow's videos I never fucking noticed that till I scrolled through the comments.
The reason mort has so much lore is because there were 2 king julian shows including mort In one episode it is revealed that he is a god who absorbes souls of morts from other universes.
3:25 Let’s also notes that If the security bear is scanning the naked bear for weapons, it must mean that at one point a bear smuggled weapons in there. Without. Clothes.
@1:44 "Affirmative Consent: A.K.A. when it's okay to get SCHWIFTY" If you're forcing Rick and Morty references onto your assault awareness board, I don't think you're getting that consent
Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you fry an egg 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Huh... Whoever runs the Missouri Twitter account represents Missouri perfectly, complete randomness. Like, one day it's 80 degrees outside, the next day it's snowing.
@@hisuianpitch it's not especially popular in Poland either, tbh-- I don't even know a single person named Hubert, though I do know people with other, unusual names
8:05 Context:If I remember correctly he's supposedly an Immortal entity that lived a lot of different lives That's why he has 12 deceased wives and two ex-wives
My asthma has been acting up recently and I laughed so hard at "leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot u fry an eg" I actually couldn't breathe for a while
Nina Mast Im deadass the person that submitted that picture and it was at a thrift store in Nashville. I considered buying it but I didn’t and that decision haunts me
@@firecat68_69 Order 66 is my favorite sex position. It is where I use a lightsaber to pleasure myself while my soldiers and my emo pupil kill off the Jedi.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear spongeobob
6:50 is my favorite because someone sent her a "death threat" which was the "I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals" copypasta
The one about the penis surgery could be seen as a wholesome interaction between a trans boy and his trans girlfriend. Or it could just be a story someone made when they were high. It probably is, tbh.
I really appreciate the theyman joke because it's not often that you see someone make a joke about nonbinary people without making fun of us. Especially sorrows added "ask me if you're not sure" bit. Thats good shit right there
5:47 Lyndon Johnson’s vice president was named Hubert Humphrey, so the fact that this is the first and probably only Hubert I can think of proves that nobody is named Hubert irl
1:11 how does his voice fit Carson's apperence perfectly but is completely different from what he actually sounds like
Black magic
Yellow magic
WAIT A MINUTE.. that was fuckin Carson. Lol After all the times I've watched and rewatched Sorrow's videos I never fucking noticed that till I scrolled through the comments.
@@avengerofthedead142 DUDE JUST WATCHING THIS NOW SAME
Nothing about Carson's appearance, voice, or mannerisms line up with how they should be.
He died of
*Ball Fart: Mall Cop*
I'm fucking dying.
Lmao
Paul Blart: Ball Fart
Call mop
Cause of death: BALL FART
As a person whose real name is Hubert I can confirm there exists no IRL person called Hubert.
Magnaillusion who are you, again?
hubert
Ohhh, that makes more sense cuz I genuinely thought people were called Hubert. Thats kinda awkward 😅😅😅
There’s a guy called Hubert who u used to work with at the airport (he’s polish)
Joe Wilson
fraud
...the Wiki page on Mort now lists his grandmother and grandfather as "consumed" and he now only has *11* deceased wives.
Thank goodness they updated it
One of them's still alive?
@@crazedfangurl074 Maybe she was just missing the whole time.
Mort as a character is just insane.
@@crazedfangurl074it said *unnamed* and deceased wives, so maybe they finally identified the body
i showed my dad the "scrappy doo found dead in miami" AND HE SAID "THANK GOD"
Honestly we are all relieved
I dont think ive ever met anyone besides me and my dad who likes scrappy doo
@@royalblanket I do. I like puppies. Plus if you have a little dog, that's how they are.
good reaction
Roxas Sora scrappy doo murdered my parents, last time i checked not every puppy murders my parents
“Hot topic is not for gays” damn who’s gonna tell the theatre kids
*box steps sadly out of the store*
Who tf is hot topic for other than emos if it isn’t for gays lmaoo
Implying any theatre kids are straight
@@darleencherri7551 king.
More like XC boys
I find myself saying “I’m goin to eaven” often
glad im not the only one
_the enderdragon will_
*_E A T Y O U_*
dont tempt me like that uwu
brazy birb no you l
No u will be eaten
@@griddy_energy_official finally some good news
_SCRAPPY DOO IS FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI_
Top 10 saddest anime deaths:
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
You make it seem like scrappy doo being dead is a bad thing.
ur mom shit, I’m sorry for your loss
Nobody knew that shaggy was the cause.he went out of control.
He died of ball fart 🤦♂️
*happiest
The reason mort has so much lore is because there were 2 king julian shows including mort
In one episode it is revealed that he is a god who absorbes souls of morts from other universes.
Mort, the doomguy of Madagascar
Mort was truly an enigma and the pinnacle of “wtf” comedy that the Madagascar franchise has ever seen
Sometimes I feel like these shows know they have incredibly niche devoted fandoms and just fck with y’all on purpose
WE stan Mort and sowwor
Name: Adam
Age: 17
Name of Creation: *_Oh no_*
I SWEAR I SAW THIS ONE IN PERSON
i just got it
oh no
*oh no*
Oh no
3:25
Let’s also notes that If the security bear is scanning the naked bear for weapons, it must mean that at one point a bear smuggled weapons in there. Without. Clothes.
Osama bear laden
@@tannerparks2822 this comment is two years old dear god what garbage was I watching back in quarantine
@@knatspray good garbage
The weapons were up the bearrorist's ass
@@knatspray if this is what you were watching in quarantine, and you no longer do now, you regressed
This video made me start calling my husband Paul Blart: Ball Fart.
are you married to paul blart
@@shannons3419 nah Fart Blart
5:06
I know it’s supposed to be funny but I found it so damn wholesome
How much swag u have
You have no swag thats why u no reply loser
Hey my father said i should apologize for sayin you have no swag, sorry so much you have much swag
As a new fan of the Madagascar spinoff All Hail King Julien, I can confirm that Mort's twelve deceased wives are 100% canon.
0:18 did you just say UwU? sorrow is a furry confirmed, wake up internet
UwU
UwU
Archiwum Johnego U frickin wU
oo woo
Naw man, I think I heard
“UwUwU”
and I just can’t comprehend a face that’s actually two faces that share an eye, I’m sorry
3:30 I actually thought they would mention the implication that the bear has something inside of its body
like ass-based terrorism
_i got a bomb up my ass_
that bear is naked
@@yureschede9692 I think you mean you just ate some taco bell.
Same
Adam brings shame upon the true Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga masters’ with such a pitiful creation
Ben Oliver Uhm.
I bet he couldn't 100% any level
Danny
No
He made it better
Yeah, shame that his creation was not fucking in it
How can you not love that guy
Carson and the state of Missouri had me in tears, the way he read the gibberish, I can’t
Also *SCRAPPY-DOO HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI*
I love how Sorrow says that Hot Topic IS in fact FOR GAYS
Kyle Abbott it's full of weebs though
the replies on this comment is why im officially banning straight people from hot topic
@@colorsbyflow Hell yeah
It is.
@@colorsbyflow Not like we'll care lmao
Herobrine is the Trans icon we need, but not the Trans icon we deserve.
fool, we need AND deserve him
Thank you Herobrine
Thank you, herobrine
Thank you, Herobrine
What about they-man
When you see a cute cat that doesn't immediately murder you:
*Halleighuwugiah*
@1:44 "Affirmative Consent: A.K.A. when it's okay to get SCHWIFTY"
If you're forcing Rick and Morty references onto your assault awareness board, I don't think you're getting that consent
"yeah he died of ball fart"
r/brandnewsentence
@3biscuit 2 furret
@@lemonicdemonade09 yeeeeeeeeee
@@lemonicdemonade09 What
Furret
@@lemonicdemonade09 fair enough
I swear the posts from r/comedyheaven and r/comedycemetery are interchangeable.
Leg so hot
Hot hot leg
Leg so hot you fry an egg
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Richard Gibson honestly, the jokes on either sub could be taken ironically or seriously, making them either funny or not funny.
Nope. Comedy cemetery is not funny. Comedy heaven is so horrible its actually good
@@boopsboops7692 why is there a rice in the egg zone
@@ieatsocks69 fake egg
Huh... Whoever runs the Missouri Twitter account represents Missouri perfectly, complete randomness. Like, one day it's 80 degrees outside, the next day it's snowing.
Oh hey, someone else from missouri. Let's not forget that this state is a breeding ground for crazies. Try anything once.
missouri is literally just mississipi
how the hell do I spell missispi
missipi
what
I’m from Poland and my name is Hubert. I was really surprised to hear it
Hubert is literally the most unpopular name outside of Poland
@@hisuianpitch it's not especially popular in Poland either, tbh-- I don't even know a single person named Hubert, though I do know people with other, unusual names
I've heard rumors of some wild Huberts living in Austria, Germany and Poland. But I have yet to meet one....
@@annafonnad1649 You're speaking to one right now.
Hahahahaha
8:05
Context:If I remember correctly he's supposedly an Immortal entity that lived a lot of different lives
That's why he has 12 deceased wives and two ex-wives
I need your profile picture framed
wait what, where did you find this information?
@@tinymoff I honestly don't remember
I think I saw it in a post on Tumblr that had the same picture
That's some wild lore
Anis BEng yeah... it was on tumblr. It was DEFINITELY on tumblr because I saw and reblogged it...
"leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u get an eg"
What a beautiful poem
My asthma has been acting up recently and I laughed so hard at "leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot u fry an eg" I actually couldn't breathe for a while
Damnit, I held myself together so well until Matthew Mcconaughey's naughtical mile length XD
0/10 did not recreate Callmecarson's voice.
Honestly I'd be impressed if anyone could recreate Caron's heavenly and glorious -giggle- laugh.
we want Carson voice
Let us have Carson's voice
That’s just Carson when no milk
When Carson haves milk
Oh my god the they-man bit is the most hilarious yet respectful meme I’ve seen in what feels like years.
Ask….ME IF YOU’RE NOT SUUUUUUUUURE!!!
Oh, that Rick post at 1:43 did not age well.
No, it did, quite well
8:00
Thats the actual truth about mort
That is cannon
Remember that when you laugh at him in madagascar
His species also self destructs under stress
Like auto suicide
And he has a foot fetish as well as an evil alternate reality version of himself
...what the fuck are you thinking dreamworks
1:40 Well, that didn’t age well
it aged like a fine milk
Comedy heaven was good before people started invading it thinking it was just another meme page.
My man ♥️
The way the mods respond is up there with discord
Well, it's IS a meme page but is specifically for memes that are so bad they're good.
@@Spock1777 that's why I said "just another meme page"
_Scrappy Doo was found dead in Miami_
The sexual assault awareness one somehow got both better and worse with age
4:16
If you take an American car and British car, there will be a possibility you can drive them both
That’s complex as hell lol
explain
@@herbalteaa5882 I second this
@@herbalteaa5882 The insides are swapped I guess, so you can get the wheels side by side
2 player mode
herobrine and they-man said trans rights!
Skeletor says "Nyeh, trans rights!"
enbykyouka You mean T H E I R O B R I N E
@@threebysix you spelled it wrong it would be theyrobrine
Voxel Draqon T H E Y R O B R I N E
Also the girlfriend from the story
*scrappy doo has been found dead in miami*
EXCUSE ME
Meh, he had it comin' to him...
Drug overdose.
6:41 And 2chan's just alone in the corner making JoJo references.
yes
@@thesuperficialandthoughtle1024 Shut up, Sanae
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRAAAAKAMONOGA
And 1chan doesn't even exist
Did anyone find 16chan yet?
i like how sorrow almost lost it when he read “scrappy doo is found dead in miami”
0:30 is perfect ftm/mtf solidarity tbh
I want that lego creature. He is shaped like a friend.
*DON’T DO LOVE, DON’T DO FRIENDS*
IM ONLY AFTER SUCCESS (👏👏👏)
Don’t need a relationship...
donutmaster437
*I’LL NEVER SOFTEN MY GRIP* (👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼)
@@indigodeluxe I feel numb most of the time~
DONT WANT CASH DONT WANT CAR
Liberalism has finally opened the door. I have a confession. Sorrow TV and I are in love.
What is more funny is that bestiality was legal before gay marriage. (depends on the state)
That’s great to hear! Congrats on coming out! Personally, I’ve been getting feelings for INCONVENIENTLY LAREG BEAR!!!
@@speedy01247 Wut
The reader and protagonist definitely have to be in true love!
Not the man, the youtube channel
Leg so hot it fry an eg makes me laugh every time just because of how you say it
Herobrine said trans rights good pants
Dude sorrows comment section is SOO positive, i love it so much it makes me so happy
@No U lmao
Nonbinary-respecting Skeletor is the best. Like, he'll destroy you, but he respects your pronouns.
‘I respect your pronouns but not your kneecaps WHAP’
As a type 1 diabetic I need that Minecraft shirt
I'm not, but my man is type 1, and we play minecraft together on the daily. @sorrowtv what's the source we need these shirts!
Nina Mast Im deadass the person that submitted that picture and it was at a thrift store in Nashville. I considered buying it but I didn’t and that decision haunts me
My 16yr old brother has type
1 diabetes and he plays minecraft
LeTs GaS TyPe TwOs
as a minecraft shirt i need that type 1 diabetes
0:18
Sorrow TV said uwu
Execute him
Execute order 69
JeweledStone uwu
@@firecat68_69 Order 66 is my favorite sex position. It is where I use a lightsaber to pleasure myself while my soldiers and my emo pupil kill off the Jedi.
Kitten In A Towel Omae wa mou Shinderu
*_UwU_*
oui oui feed me content pls sorrow tv
how bout grapes
he will feed you his pp if you are a boy under the age of 10
@san amazing way reverse trap
1:51
Oh my god Anonymous! You can’t just ask people why they’re black!!
It's okay, it's just for black
3:40 the black smurf in the picture is actually a regular smurf who painted himself black and that is what we call smurfface
When will the racism end
No one literally no one:
Internet: THEy cHuCKy CheESeD in IT
Malcolm pseudonym Im gonna fucking pass out XD
False, that is an Inconveniently Large PRIMATE, not a bear.
r/wooooosh
T h a t s t h e j o k e
ilikecats no shit.
WATCHU SAY ABOUT MY HOMIE???
Jonathan Bethards is this one of those instances when the woosh is a woosh?
This was so beautiful that I didn't just laugh I also lose
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear spongeobob
Hot damn that Rick and Morty awareness thing did not age well
The Ender Dragon and Rick and Morty ones actually made me laugh so much
i just love *”what”* so much
Just in any situation its so funny
What
what
"Hot Topic is not for gays" excuse me we gays would like to have a word with you on that one
no it is a store for nobody get the fuck out
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 I'm a nobody
hah jokes on you i literally don't exist
@@kieran1988 .
It's a store for non-existent beings hoping to blend in with society.
Dammit. I needed this in my life. My dad is about to die.
No McDonald's for me.
They forgot the best part of the Mort wiki article, "List of War Crimes:"
I wanna see a “They Man and the masters of the universe”
I’d pay to watch that
They-Man, They-ra, and Gayskull
I mean the new SheRa is the closest we got
6:36 is basically the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man meme.
2:12 I love it when old people on Facebook just get so salty and roast each other
Epic call me Carson cameo
1:40 yooooo this hits different after hearing about Justin Roiland’s…behavior
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But God said
7:55
6:50 is my favorite because someone sent her a "death threat" which was the "I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals" copypasta
O H
"He's got one eye on the present and one eye on the future"
I-- 😂😂😂
*_Sorrow’s voice acting makes this sub so much better_*
There's something about the pronunciation of "bjhblhjbkhb" that gets me every time!
the fact that a 9 minute long video was a "short video" back then shows how much we've changed in four short years.
ridiculous attempt at youtuber callmecarson's voice
please do a crossover with him
_YES_
I would pay to see it
8:01 That Mort statis sounds made up, but it actually downplays Mort's horrifying family "relations".
There is an actual episode where Rick promotes sexual assault awareness.
@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley he technically does that in Meseeks and Destroy.
@That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley I am talking exactly about that moment.
He does also eloquently point out how creepy the concept of love potions are. “Some roofie-juice potion…”
The one about the penis surgery could be seen as a wholesome interaction between a trans boy and his trans girlfriend.
Or it could just be a story someone made when they were high. It probably is, tbh.
Shhh we are allowed make things transly- wholesome until we are all collectively shoved in a hypothetical brig
This sounds like an anime and I'm 10000% here for it
Boyfriend: *what*
I’m absolutely here for swapping genitalia like snacks during elementary school
@@0rbeez "Ah, my mom gave me a penis. Wanna trade?"
On the behalf of non binary folks everywhere we hereby accept They Man as our lord and savior
The new She-Ra was cool and all, but when are we getting a They Man show?
And how do you feel about trans-icon Herobrine?
dude its sherobrine
I really appreciate the theyman joke because it's not often that you see someone make a joke about nonbinary people without making fun of us. Especially sorrows added "ask me if you're not sure" bit. Thats good shit right there
>they
>man
Pick one
1:18 I WAS OUTSIDE OF CVS WHEN I SAW THIS LMAO
That's exactly the description an undercover cop description would have. I'm ONTO YOU, VIDEO DESCRIPTION.
1:53 my mother literally did this to me when I was 12 but it was with my twilight fanfiction. She printed it out and showed everyone at her office
5:47 Lyndon Johnson’s vice president was named Hubert Humphrey, so the fact that this is the first and probably only Hubert I can think of proves that nobody is named Hubert irl
1:29 nailed the skeletor voice not gonna lie
I always love how you can hear him starting to laugh after saying something but cuts it out.
I die every time.
1:40 hits different in 2023
the amount of times sorrow said trans rights in this one.....bless
A true ally
ASK ME IF YOU ARENT SUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRREEEEE
4:41
his palms-a are-a sweaty
knees-a weak-a
arms-a are-a heavy
there's-a vomit-a on-a his-a sweater-a already
giovanni's spaghetti
say all you want, “oh no” needs to be an actual set.
Hot topic is not :
-Goth
-Punk
-for Gays
Sooo Hot topic is not for Gays
Oh ok then
Hot Topic is:
A store
Yeah hold on who was the person that made the post???
((I guess otaku/anime fan could be included but I’m still perplexed))
I will cry once I realize kids won’t get the LEGO joke in the future
I don't get it
i feel like i should be able to get it but i dont
Explain the joke please…
...There was a joke? It just looks funny.
There was a joke?
1:41 oooof that Rick and Morty SA awareness joke did not age well 😳😳😂😂
Sorrow singing is the peak of humanity ngl.
4:08 never knew herobrine was actually HERobrine
as soon as you said "hubert" my phone crashed and theres was ONE (1) toot of a horn
About time you made a sequel, I loved the first one
The ender dragon one can reduce the underage drinking problem.
Not much but it will
I've watched this video so many times and the presentation of "Scrappy Doo found dead in Miami" has no right to make me lose it each time
Bear TSA implies bear 9/11 is not a take I was expecting to hear today