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  • @Pondo11037
    @Pondo11037 5 років тому +2212

    1:11 how does his voice fit Carson's apperence perfectly but is completely different from what he actually sounds like

    • @dasemmiyogurt6288
      @dasemmiyogurt6288 5 років тому +89

      Black magic

    • @virtualfroggy
      @virtualfroggy 5 років тому +76

      Yellow magic

    • @avengerofthedead142
      @avengerofthedead142 5 років тому +145

      WAIT A MINUTE.. that was fuckin Carson. Lol After all the times I've watched and rewatched Sorrow's videos I never fucking noticed that till I scrolled through the comments.

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 5 років тому +5

      @@avengerofthedead142 DUDE JUST WATCHING THIS NOW SAME

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 5 років тому +44

      Nothing about Carson's appearance, voice, or mannerisms line up with how they should be.

  • @patdotdoc5700
    @patdotdoc5700 5 років тому +4464

    He died of
    *Ball Fart: Mall Cop*

  • @magnaillusion6085
    @magnaillusion6085 5 років тому +1877

    As a person whose real name is Hubert I can confirm there exists no IRL person called Hubert.

    • @altf4undo01
      @altf4undo01 5 років тому +39

      Magnaillusion who are you, again?

    • @jwaj
      @jwaj 4 роки тому +31

      hubert

    • @HandlesAreDumb420
      @HandlesAreDumb420 4 роки тому +18

      Ohhh, that makes more sense cuz I genuinely thought people were called Hubert. Thats kinda awkward 😅😅😅

    • @joewilson4740
      @joewilson4740 4 роки тому +1

      There’s a guy called Hubert who u used to work with at the airport (he’s polish)

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +1

      Joe Wilson
      fraud

  • @Conklin03
    @Conklin03 3 роки тому +451

    ...the Wiki page on Mort now lists his grandmother and grandfather as "consumed" and he now only has *11* deceased wives.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 2 роки тому +18

      Thank goodness they updated it

    • @crazedfangurl074
      @crazedfangurl074 2 роки тому +16

      One of them's still alive?

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +19

      @@crazedfangurl074 Maybe she was just missing the whole time.

    • @dungeonpastor
      @dungeonpastor Рік тому +6

      Mort as a character is just insane.

    • @coleneumann5076
      @coleneumann5076 Рік тому +7

      @@crazedfangurl074it said *unnamed* and deceased wives, so maybe they finally identified the body

  • @mxboxlocks
    @mxboxlocks 4 роки тому +1371

    i showed my dad the "scrappy doo found dead in miami" AND HE SAID "THANK GOD"

    • @singularityguy174
      @singularityguy174 4 роки тому +57

      Honestly we are all relieved

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 роки тому +28

      I dont think ive ever met anyone besides me and my dad who likes scrappy doo

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 роки тому +7

      @@royalblanket I do. I like puppies. Plus if you have a little dog, that's how they are.

    • @blubasnurk4241
      @blubasnurk4241 4 роки тому

      good reaction

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 роки тому +21

      Roxas Sora scrappy doo murdered my parents, last time i checked not every puppy murders my parents

  • @miiiwu1999
    @miiiwu1999 5 років тому +2514

    “Hot topic is not for gays” damn who’s gonna tell the theatre kids

    • @loucooper6753
      @loucooper6753 5 років тому +94

      *box steps sadly out of the store*

    • @sotsu618
      @sotsu618 4 роки тому +64

      Who tf is hot topic for other than emos if it isn’t for gays lmaoo

    • @marshall9003
      @marshall9003 4 роки тому +62

      Implying any theatre kids are straight

    • @mechamudskipper
      @mechamudskipper 4 роки тому +11

      @@darleencherri7551 king.

    • @digitalojos
      @digitalojos 4 роки тому

      More like XC boys

  • @jacobswan8569
    @jacobswan8569 5 років тому +376

    I find myself saying “I’m goin to eaven” often

  • @myrudimentarylife
    @myrudimentarylife 5 років тому +802

    _the enderdragon will_
    *_E A T Y O U_*

  • @peterkaboomitrain242
    @peterkaboomitrain242 5 років тому +807

    Top 10 saddest anime deaths:
    Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

  • @danandchristineharbour2538
    @danandchristineharbour2538 5 років тому +249

    The reason mort has so much lore is because there were 2 king julian shows including mort
    In one episode it is revealed that he is a god who absorbes souls of morts from other universes.

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 4 роки тому +7

      Mort, the doomguy of Madagascar

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 4 роки тому +17

      Mort was truly an enigma and the pinnacle of “wtf” comedy that the Madagascar franchise has ever seen

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 11 місяців тому

      Sometimes I feel like these shows know they have incredibly niche devoted fandoms and just fck with y’all on purpose

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 26 днів тому

      WE stan Mort and sowwor

  • @thedarkonegaming9293
    @thedarkonegaming9293 5 років тому +2287

    Name: Adam
    Age: 17
    Name of Creation: *_Oh no_*

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray 4 роки тому +100

    3:25
    Let’s also notes that If the security bear is scanning the naked bear for weapons, it must mean that at one point a bear smuggled weapons in there. Without. Clothes.

    • @tannerparks2822
      @tannerparks2822 2 роки тому

      Osama bear laden

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 2 роки тому +2

      @@tannerparks2822 this comment is two years old dear god what garbage was I watching back in quarantine

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +9

      @@knatspray good garbage

    • @JustARegularPylon
      @JustARegularPylon Рік тому

      The weapons were up the bearrorist's ass

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater Рік тому +5

      @@knatspray if this is what you were watching in quarantine, and you no longer do now, you regressed

  • @imthenervouswreckful
    @imthenervouswreckful 5 років тому +179

    This video made me start calling my husband Paul Blart: Ball Fart.

    • @shannons3419
      @shannons3419 4 роки тому +7

      are you married to paul blart

    • @JustCobaltVA
      @JustCobaltVA 2 роки тому +3

      @@shannons3419 nah Fart Blart

  • @sucha_waste0991
    @sucha_waste0991 5 років тому +291

    5:06
    I know it’s supposed to be funny but I found it so damn wholesome

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 роки тому +17

      How much swag u have

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 роки тому +13

      You have no swag thats why u no reply loser

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 роки тому +19

      Hey my father said i should apologize for sayin you have no swag, sorry so much you have much swag

  • @marsupialsofmars3886
    @marsupialsofmars3886 4 роки тому +45

    As a new fan of the Madagascar spinoff All Hail King Julien, I can confirm that Mort's twelve deceased wives are 100% canon.

  • @joeroganreal
    @joeroganreal 5 років тому +1906

    0:18 did you just say UwU? sorrow is a furry confirmed, wake up internet

    • @AubreyMK
      @AubreyMK 5 років тому +63

      UwU

    • @Sarydormi
      @Sarydormi 5 років тому +54

      UwU

    • @rishabseshadri3691
      @rishabseshadri3691 5 років тому +49

      Archiwum Johnego U frickin wU

    • @epicgamer2163
      @epicgamer2163 5 років тому +17

      oo woo

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 років тому +33

      Naw man, I think I heard
      “UwUwU”
      and I just can’t comprehend a face that’s actually two faces that share an eye, I’m sorry

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND 5 років тому +455

    3:30 I actually thought they would mention the implication that the bear has something inside of its body

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 5 років тому +32

      like ass-based terrorism

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 5 років тому +27

      _i got a bomb up my ass_

    • @dowmad482
      @dowmad482 5 років тому +5

      that bear is naked

    • @EepyTransGal
      @EepyTransGal 5 років тому +3

      @@yureschede9692 I think you mean you just ate some taco bell.

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 5 років тому

      Same

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 5 років тому +950

    Adam brings shame upon the true Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga masters’ with such a pitiful creation

    • @TheHawkRules
      @TheHawkRules 5 років тому +1

      Ben Oliver Uhm.

    • @BIOHAZARD_V2
      @BIOHAZARD_V2 5 років тому +12

      I bet he couldn't 100% any level

    • @dannydemarco6405
      @dannydemarco6405 5 років тому +2

      Danny

    • @H2h0e
      @H2h0e 5 років тому +5

      No
      He made it better

    • @Zeawsomee
      @Zeawsomee 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, shame that his creation was not fucking in it
      How can you not love that guy

  • @Faunfire
    @Faunfire 5 років тому +68

    Carson and the state of Missouri had me in tears, the way he read the gibberish, I can’t

  • @mildneckinjury7088
    @mildneckinjury7088 5 років тому +1941

    I love how Sorrow says that Hot Topic IS in fact FOR GAYS

    • @mildneckinjury7088
      @mildneckinjury7088 5 років тому +35

      Kyle Abbott it's full of weebs though

    • @colorsbyflow
      @colorsbyflow 5 років тому +259

      the replies on this comment is why im officially banning straight people from hot topic

    • @nekomancer4821
      @nekomancer4821 5 років тому +25

      @@colorsbyflow Hell yeah

    • @superkods
      @superkods 5 років тому +5

      It is.

    • @superkods
      @superkods 5 років тому +30

      @@colorsbyflow Not like we'll care lmao

  • @feralpupboy
    @feralpupboy 5 років тому +4030

    Herobrine is the Trans icon we need, but not the Trans icon we deserve.

  • @eveisunavailable
    @eveisunavailable 5 років тому +121

    When you see a cute cat that doesn't immediately murder you:
    *Halleighuwugiah*

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 5 років тому +91

    @1:44 "Affirmative Consent: A.K.A. when it's okay to get SCHWIFTY"
    If you're forcing Rick and Morty references onto your assault awareness board, I don't think you're getting that consent

  • @dexiedoo_octo
    @dexiedoo_octo 5 років тому +447

    "yeah he died of ball fart"
    r/brandnewsentence

  • @mikelindell9784
    @mikelindell9784 5 років тому +322

    I swear the posts from r/comedyheaven and r/comedycemetery are interchangeable.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 років тому +63

      Leg so hot
      Hot hot leg
      Leg so hot you fry an egg
      🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

    • @mikelindell9784
      @mikelindell9784 5 років тому +42

      Richard Gibson honestly, the jokes on either sub could be taken ironically or seriously, making them either funny or not funny.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 5 років тому +25

      Nope. Comedy cemetery is not funny. Comedy heaven is so horrible its actually good

    • @ieatsocks69
      @ieatsocks69 4 роки тому +4

      @@boopsboops7692 why is there a rice in the egg zone

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 4 роки тому +3

      @@ieatsocks69 fake egg

  • @hanne_draws
    @hanne_draws 5 років тому +192

    Huh... Whoever runs the Missouri Twitter account represents Missouri perfectly, complete randomness. Like, one day it's 80 degrees outside, the next day it's snowing.

  • @MONKEY-mj5dl
    @MONKEY-mj5dl 5 років тому +226

    I’m from Poland and my name is Hubert. I was really surprised to hear it

    • @hisuianpitch
      @hisuianpitch 5 років тому +19

      Hubert is literally the most unpopular name outside of Poland

    • @psixi2668
      @psixi2668 5 років тому +16

      @@hisuianpitch it's not especially popular in Poland either, tbh-- I don't even know a single person named Hubert, though I do know people with other, unusual names

    • @annafonnad1649
      @annafonnad1649 5 років тому +22

      I've heard rumors of some wild Huberts living in Austria, Germany and Poland. But I have yet to meet one....

    • @hisuianpitch
      @hisuianpitch 5 років тому +10

      @@annafonnad1649 You're speaking to one right now.

    • @spicec3613
      @spicec3613 5 років тому

      Hahahahaha

  • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
    @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +45

    8:05
    Context:If I remember correctly he's supposedly an Immortal entity that lived a lot of different lives
    That's why he has 12 deceased wives and two ex-wives

    • @pleasecalmdown1864
      @pleasecalmdown1864 5 років тому +3

      I need your profile picture framed

    • @tinymoff
      @tinymoff 5 років тому +2

      wait what, where did you find this information?

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 років тому +2

      @@tinymoff I honestly don't remember
      I think I saw it in a post on Tumblr that had the same picture

    • @tinymoff
      @tinymoff 5 років тому +4

      That's some wild lore

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +2

      Anis BEng yeah... it was on tumblr. It was DEFINITELY on tumblr because I saw and reblogged it...

  • @izzyfloof1083
    @izzyfloof1083 4 роки тому +23

    "leg so hot
    hot hot leg
    leg so hot u get an eg"
    What a beautiful poem

  • @kittycatcrunchie
    @kittycatcrunchie 4 роки тому +19

    My asthma has been acting up recently and I laughed so hard at "leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot u fry an eg" I actually couldn't breathe for a while

  • @dancer14280
    @dancer14280 5 років тому +68

    Damnit, I held myself together so well until Matthew Mcconaughey's naughtical mile length XD

  • @TheGreatGrumbolio
    @TheGreatGrumbolio 5 років тому +1216

    0/10 did not recreate Callmecarson's voice.

    • @gregspencer3225
      @gregspencer3225 5 років тому +119

      Honestly I'd be impressed if anyone could recreate Caron's heavenly and glorious -giggle- laugh.

    • @djbananapeel3127
      @djbananapeel3127 5 років тому +52

      we want Carson voice

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 5 років тому +36

      Let us have Carson's voice

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 5 років тому +66

      That’s just Carson when no milk

    • @briggsgametime
      @briggsgametime 5 років тому +26

      When Carson haves milk

  • @funnysillyclown
    @funnysillyclown 5 років тому +65

    Oh my god the they-man bit is the most hilarious yet respectful meme I’ve seen in what feels like years.

    • @kaybadberg534
      @kaybadberg534 2 роки тому +5

      Ask….ME IF YOU’RE NOT SUUUUUUUUURE!!!

  • @thememeguy2195
    @thememeguy2195 Рік тому +34

    Oh, that Rick post at 1:43 did not age well.

  • @leonwinchester9865
    @leonwinchester9865 5 років тому +69

    8:00
    Thats the actual truth about mort
    That is cannon
    Remember that when you laugh at him in madagascar

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 5 років тому +10

      His species also self destructs under stress
      Like auto suicide

    • @geckogaming172
      @geckogaming172 4 роки тому +8

      And he has a foot fetish as well as an evil alternate reality version of himself

    • @fusbhas3191
      @fusbhas3191 3 роки тому

      ...what the fuck are you thinking dreamworks

  • @kmac291
    @kmac291 Рік тому +34

    1:40 Well, that didn’t age well

  • @dexty112
    @dexty112 5 років тому +262

    Comedy heaven was good before people started invading it thinking it was just another meme page.

    • @hoboguy6640
      @hoboguy6640 5 років тому +15

      My man ♥️

    • @Blast101AC
      @Blast101AC 5 років тому +2

      The way the mods respond is up there with discord

    • @Spock1777
      @Spock1777 5 років тому +12

      Well, it's IS a meme page but is specifically for memes that are so bad they're good.

    • @dexty112
      @dexty112 5 років тому +3

      @@Spock1777 that's why I said "just another meme page"

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому +1

      _Scrappy Doo was found dead in Miami_

  • @NoraNumber9
    @NoraNumber9 Рік тому +24

    The sexual assault awareness one somehow got both better and worse with age

  • @alyssatippie5257
    @alyssatippie5257 5 років тому +114

    4:16
    If you take an American car and British car, there will be a possibility you can drive them both
    That’s complex as hell lol

  • @lavenderbakery4184
    @lavenderbakery4184 5 років тому +472

    herobrine and they-man said trans rights!

    • @darkmagegaming9117
      @darkmagegaming9117 4 роки тому +62

      Skeletor says "Nyeh, trans rights!"

    • @threebysix
      @threebysix 4 роки тому +32

      enbykyouka You mean T H E I R O B R I N E

    • @WarpedForest
      @WarpedForest 4 роки тому +21

      @@threebysix you spelled it wrong it would be theyrobrine

    • @threebysix
      @threebysix 4 роки тому +22

      Voxel Draqon T H E Y R O B R I N E

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 4 роки тому +9

      Also the girlfriend from the story

  • @glutenfreedaddy480
    @glutenfreedaddy480 5 років тому +144

    *scrappy doo has been found dead in miami*
    EXCUSE ME

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 5 років тому +175

    6:41 And 2chan's just alone in the corner making JoJo references.

  • @cyberus1403
    @cyberus1403 5 років тому +15

    i like how sorrow almost lost it when he read “scrappy doo is found dead in miami”

  • @nateisanerd
    @nateisanerd 5 років тому +40

    0:30 is perfect ftm/mtf solidarity tbh

  • @iamsandwich
    @iamsandwich 4 роки тому +15

    I want that lego creature. He is shaped like a friend.

  • @indigodeluxe
    @indigodeluxe 5 років тому +131

    *DON’T DO LOVE, DON’T DO FRIENDS*

    • @bleedinghartdove
      @bleedinghartdove 5 років тому +11

      IM ONLY AFTER SUCCESS (👏👏👏)

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 5 років тому +5

      Don’t need a relationship...

    • @indigodeluxe
      @indigodeluxe 5 років тому +6

      donutmaster437
      *I’LL NEVER SOFTEN MY GRIP* (👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼)

    • @lunifae9430
      @lunifae9430 5 років тому

      @@indigodeluxe I feel numb most of the time~

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 5 років тому +5

      DONT WANT CASH DONT WANT CAR

  • @freakkiller277
    @freakkiller277 5 років тому +231

    Liberalism has finally opened the door. I have a confession. Sorrow TV and I are in love.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 років тому +19

      What is more funny is that bestiality was legal before gay marriage. (depends on the state)

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 5 років тому +38

      That’s great to hear! Congrats on coming out! Personally, I’ve been getting feelings for INCONVENIENTLY LAREG BEAR!!!

    • @theweepingskull9839
      @theweepingskull9839 5 років тому +2

      @@speedy01247 Wut

    • @chere100
      @chere100 5 років тому +1

      The reader and protagonist definitely have to be in true love!

    • @ryanrod6990
      @ryanrod6990 5 років тому +1

      Not the man, the youtube channel

  • @2cnz969
    @2cnz969 5 років тому +39

    Leg so hot it fry an eg makes me laugh every time just because of how you say it

  • @miiiwu1999
    @miiiwu1999 5 років тому +166

    Herobrine said trans rights good pants

    • @anthuwuny
      @anthuwuny 4 роки тому +14

      Dude sorrows comment section is SOO positive, i love it so much it makes me so happy

    • @anthuwuny
      @anthuwuny 4 роки тому +9

      @No U lmao

  • @abaddonikana
    @abaddonikana 3 роки тому +12

    Nonbinary-respecting Skeletor is the best. Like, he'll destroy you, but he respects your pronouns.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Рік тому +5

      ‘I respect your pronouns but not your kneecaps WHAP’

  • @19spacecats
    @19spacecats 5 років тому +154

    As a type 1 diabetic I need that Minecraft shirt

    • @mycelialmoonbeam
      @mycelialmoonbeam 5 років тому +1

      I'm not, but my man is type 1, and we play minecraft together on the daily. @sorrowtv what's the source we need these shirts!

    • @acat8310
      @acat8310 5 років тому +6

      Nina Mast Im deadass the person that submitted that picture and it was at a thrift store in Nashville. I considered buying it but I didn’t and that decision haunts me

    • @TheYoungExperiencia
      @TheYoungExperiencia 5 років тому +1

      My 16yr old brother has type
      1 diabetes and he plays minecraft

    • @komarovosevastopol
      @komarovosevastopol 5 років тому

      LeTs GaS TyPe TwOs

    • @sofiajjk
      @sofiajjk 5 років тому +1

      as a minecraft shirt i need that type 1 diabetes

  • @jeweledstone
    @jeweledstone 5 років тому +56

    0:18
    Sorrow TV said uwu
    Execute him

  • @arsey1833
    @arsey1833 5 років тому +266

    oui oui feed me content pls sorrow tv

    • @pidgebird
      @pidgebird 5 років тому +3

      how bout grapes

    • @benoliver7548
      @benoliver7548 5 років тому +2

      he will feed you his pp if you are a boy under the age of 10

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 5 років тому +1

      @san amazing way reverse trap

  • @localcthulhu3081
    @localcthulhu3081 5 років тому +46

    1:51
    Oh my god Anonymous! You can’t just ask people why they’re black!!

  • @kro2704
    @kro2704 5 років тому +18

    3:40 the black smurf in the picture is actually a regular smurf who painted himself black and that is what we call smurfface
    When will the racism end

  • @barleyiguess7696
    @barleyiguess7696 5 років тому +91

    No one literally no one:
    Internet: THEy cHuCKy CheESeD in IT

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 5 років тому +178

    False, that is an Inconveniently Large PRIMATE, not a bear.

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 років тому +19

    This was so beautiful that I didn't just laugh I also lose

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 років тому +1

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear spongeobob

  • @breydenrussell4915
    @breydenrussell4915 Рік тому +12

    Hot damn that Rick and Morty awareness thing did not age well

  • @bimbunnny
    @bimbunnny 5 років тому +28

    The Ender Dragon and Rick and Morty ones actually made me laugh so much

  • @charliewolf4411
    @charliewolf4411 5 років тому +37

    i just love *”what”* so much
    Just in any situation its so funny

  • @inactiveballer
    @inactiveballer 5 років тому +208

    "Hot Topic is not for gays" excuse me we gays would like to have a word with you on that one

  • @samhammich7993
    @samhammich7993 5 років тому +51

    Dammit. I needed this in my life. My dad is about to die.
    No McDonald's for me.

  • @baddiematty5289
    @baddiematty5289 4 роки тому +8

    They forgot the best part of the Mort wiki article, "List of War Crimes:"

  • @unicorninvader8783
    @unicorninvader8783 5 років тому +23

    I wanna see a “They Man and the masters of the universe”
    I’d pay to watch that

    • @trypptrapp266
      @trypptrapp266 5 років тому +6

      They-Man, They-ra, and Gayskull

    • @atadstrange
      @atadstrange 3 роки тому +4

      I mean the new SheRa is the closest we got

  • @justanothercommenter5835
    @justanothercommenter5835 5 років тому +18

    6:36 is basically the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man meme.

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 5 років тому +10

    2:12 I love it when old people on Facebook just get so salty and roast each other

  • @neo1711
    @neo1711 5 років тому +27

    Epic call me Carson cameo

  • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
    @Cheyne_TetraMFG Рік тому +8

    1:40 yooooo this hits different after hearing about Justin Roiland’s…behavior

  • @clouds7023
    @clouds7023 5 років тому +43

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven
    But God said
    7:55

  • @nikkob1252
    @nikkob1252 5 років тому +5

    6:50 is my favorite because someone sent her a "death threat" which was the "I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals" copypasta

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 5 років тому +22

    "He's got one eye on the present and one eye on the future"
    I-- 😂😂😂

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 років тому +6

    *_Sorrow’s voice acting makes this sub so much better_*

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens 4 роки тому +4

    There's something about the pronunciation of "bjhblhjbkhb" that gets me every time!

  • @numberonesnarkfan
    @numberonesnarkfan Рік тому +2

    the fact that a 9 minute long video was a "short video" back then shows how much we've changed in four short years.

  • @Pataponaddict
    @Pataponaddict 5 років тому +76

    ridiculous attempt at youtuber callmecarson's voice
    please do a crossover with him

  • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
    @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 3 роки тому +7

    8:01 That Mort statis sounds made up, but it actually downplays Mort's horrifying family "relations".

  • @driveasandwich6734
    @driveasandwich6734 5 років тому +31

    There is an actual episode where Rick promotes sexual assault awareness.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 5 років тому +3

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley he technically does that in Meseeks and Destroy.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 5 років тому +1

      @That one friend that genuinely enjoys Rick Astley I am talking exactly about that moment.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 роки тому +1

      He does also eloquently point out how creepy the concept of love potions are. “Some roofie-juice potion…”

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 4 роки тому +150

    The one about the penis surgery could be seen as a wholesome interaction between a trans boy and his trans girlfriend.
    Or it could just be a story someone made when they were high. It probably is, tbh.

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 4 роки тому +12

      Shhh we are allowed make things transly- wholesome until we are all collectively shoved in a hypothetical brig

    • @mr.misfortune6236
      @mr.misfortune6236 4 роки тому +7

      This sounds like an anime and I'm 10000% here for it

    • @ramiresgirl13
      @ramiresgirl13 4 роки тому +3

      Boyfriend: *what*

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 роки тому +11

      I’m absolutely here for swapping genitalia like snacks during elementary school

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 роки тому

      @@0rbeez "Ah, my mom gave me a penis. Wanna trade?"

  • @teagenthetiefling5296
    @teagenthetiefling5296 5 років тому +453

    On the behalf of non binary folks everywhere we hereby accept They Man as our lord and savior

    • @gwencere9383
      @gwencere9383 5 років тому +38

      The new She-Ra was cool and all, but when are we getting a They Man show?

    • @Asheslit
      @Asheslit 5 років тому +25

      And how do you feel about trans-icon Herobrine?

    • @jamminow
      @jamminow 5 років тому +17

      dude its sherobrine

    • @mushroompoet
      @mushroompoet 5 років тому +49

      I really appreciate the theyman joke because it's not often that you see someone make a joke about nonbinary people without making fun of us. Especially sorrows added "ask me if you're not sure" bit. Thats good shit right there

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 5 років тому +8

      >they
      >man
      Pick one

  • @longneckflamingo
    @longneckflamingo 5 років тому +22

    1:18 I WAS OUTSIDE OF CVS WHEN I SAW THIS LMAO

  • @Jadriam
    @Jadriam 5 років тому +12

    That's exactly the description an undercover cop description would have. I'm ONTO YOU, VIDEO DESCRIPTION.

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper 5 років тому +7

    1:53 my mother literally did this to me when I was 12 but it was with my twilight fanfiction. She printed it out and showed everyone at her office

  • @uranium54321
    @uranium54321 3 роки тому +4

    5:47 Lyndon Johnson’s vice president was named Hubert Humphrey, so the fact that this is the first and probably only Hubert I can think of proves that nobody is named Hubert irl

  • @HoneyMochi
    @HoneyMochi 5 років тому +7

    1:29 nailed the skeletor voice not gonna lie

  • @KirbyKips
    @KirbyKips 5 років тому +5

    I always love how you can hear him starting to laugh after saying something but cuts it out.
    I die every time.

  • @lumanae
    @lumanae Рік тому +4

    1:40 hits different in 2023

  • @TheLighterwolf
    @TheLighterwolf 5 років тому +160

    the amount of times sorrow said trans rights in this one.....bless

  • @izzythetrashposter5710
    @izzythetrashposter5710 4 роки тому +2

    4:41
    his palms-a are-a sweaty
    knees-a weak-a
    arms-a are-a heavy
    there's-a vomit-a on-a his-a sweater-a already
    giovanni's spaghetti

  • @xri0tt
    @xri0tt 2 роки тому +3

    say all you want, “oh no” needs to be an actual set.

  • @alfie1188
    @alfie1188 5 років тому +75

    Hot topic is not :
    -Goth
    -Punk
    -for Gays
    Sooo Hot topic is not for Gays
    Oh ok then

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 5 років тому +16

      Hot Topic is:
      A store

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ 4 роки тому

      Yeah hold on who was the person that made the post???
      ((I guess otaku/anime fan could be included but I’m still perplexed))

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +111

    I will cry once I realize kids won’t get the LEGO joke in the future

  • @anthonyg5001
    @anthonyg5001 Рік тому +4

    1:41 oooof that Rick and Morty SA awareness joke did not age well 😳😳😂😂

  • @TheHackerMan644
    @TheHackerMan644 4 роки тому +8

    Sorrow singing is the peak of humanity ngl.

  • @slug8039
    @slug8039 4 роки тому +6

    4:08 never knew herobrine was actually HERobrine

  • @SingeStheos
    @SingeStheos 2 роки тому +3

    as soon as you said "hubert" my phone crashed and theres was ONE (1) toot of a horn

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 5 років тому +5

    About time you made a sequel, I loved the first one

  • @duckduckinator3185
    @duckduckinator3185 5 років тому +9

    The ender dragon one can reduce the underage drinking problem.
    Not much but it will

  • @emmwu2239
    @emmwu2239 4 роки тому +1

    I've watched this video so many times and the presentation of "Scrappy Doo found dead in Miami" has no right to make me lose it each time

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 роки тому +2

    Bear TSA implies bear 9/11 is not a take I was expecting to hear today