Like child actors who can't get work when they turn into a teenager because they can't act. I can't remember the name of the movie but Shirley Temple did only one movie after being a little kid and major ooof. Megan Fox is a better actress.
GAGAGAGAGAGHZAZHAHAHAAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme UA-camr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear shady
@@Boooo it's not even that they dont remember it, they are absolutely unaware of it. they were literally never in on the joke, and I pray to all things holy that nobody ever explains it to them.
@@bigstinkyrat_ I have not changed my avatar since 2013 because I can't be arsed. I don't even watch anime anymore. Last time I watched anime was the second season of love live sunshine which was what, 3 years ago?
Shut the up! 😡😡😡 EDIT: oh my god thank you for 1 likes!!! EDIT: oh gjgmtbn tgank you fır 4 likes!!!! EdIT: hole s*it this is my most liked comet in 21 likej! serious edit: this is actually the most liked comment i have ever made ❤
I remember when I was younger, had nothing but cash, a trailer right by the beach, a good job, having drinks with the boys every evening and waking up to a new hot chick every morning. Me and the boys would cruise the boulevard in my Chevy 77 SS blowin smoke so loud the cops forgot why they pulled us over. *But alas, 5th grade eventually ended and it was time to grow up and accept responsibility. I had a kid on the way and had to settle down you know what I mean?*
@@foreskinmcfat-nutsjr perhaps i should have been more clear. I'm pretty sure he's the only person in existence who thinks the year he was born was a fortunate one simply because of his birth. This has nothing to do with ha ha funny sad humor
One time I wrote a comment that got a lot of likes and a kid messaged me to ask me why I hadn’t edited the comment to thank people for the likes. I found that so cute like he thought it was a rule
@CHloE748, yeah me too. Edit: garmer Edit 2: OMG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKE EVERYONE THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IVE EVER GOTTEN!!!! Edit 3: all my likes are gone Edit 4: I’ve spiraled into a depression from this Edit 5: MY LIFE HAS PEAKED THIS IS PROBABLY A GOLDEN YEAR FOR ME HALLELUJAH!!!
I think my favorite comment is "I am now a nicer man" cause if you look at when they were posted it shows that it was about a year apart, meaning they really could have matured in that time.
1996: great year one of the best 1997: best year of my life 1998: the gold standard, not one year better than this one 1999: year i was born, mediocre, all went down hill after this
@@ihatemyselfuwu3960 i don't think I'm an adult, i just don't think I'm a kid sometimes lol. I start thinking that because most people on this subreddit are like 7. Then I'm like... oh wait
My life (2004 - 2019) 2004: Somebody 2005: Once 2006: Told 2007: Me 2008: The 2009: World 2010: Is 2011: Gonna 2012: Roll 2013: Me 2014: I 2015: Ain't 2016: The 2017: Sharpest 2018: Tool 2019: In 2020: The 2021: Shed 2022: She 2023: Was I will update this every year.
2005 - 2019 My Life 2005 - Damn I wish I could talk 2006 - Damn I wish I could walk 2007 - Damn I wish I could go to school 2008 - Damn I wish I didn’t have to go to school 2009 - Minecwaft 2010 - 2019 -Minecwaft
My Life (2002-2019) 2002 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2003 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2004 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2005 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2006 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2007 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2008 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2009 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2010 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2011 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2012 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2013 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2014 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2015 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2016 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2017 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2018 - Waluigi was not added to smash 2019 - Waluigi was not added to smash Needless to say my life has been pretty shit
my life 2007-2020 2007: Two 2008: Bros 2009: Chillin' 2010: In 2011: A 2012: Hot 2013:Tub 2014: Five 2015: Feet 2016: Apart 2017: Cuz 2018: They're 2019: NOT 2020:GAY yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
dano elmucho What are you correcting in his sentence? If you’re trying to say that apart should be changed to away then I’m sorry to say that apart is grammatically correct.
pablo markobar sorry, didn’t realise I was writing a dissertation, will ‘mediocre’ suffice? Tbh as an abortion of human achievement it is probably the least of my worries.
Holy crap those furbys gave me a flashback: When I was a kid I decided to give my furby a bath.. obviously broke it.. but the way the eyes moved and noises it made.. long story short I thought it was possessed so I threw it away.. messed me up for a while 😂
story of my life 1997 - i was born 2019 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2000: Amazing year. 2001: Even better than last year. 2002: The best year ever 2003: The worst year in history, this year can get destroyed for all I care. Absolutely awful. I was born this year.
It's weird when you are considered a young kid when you were born 2000-2003 then bam, all of of a sudden you're 16 and life is crashing town and you also realize how much of a fucking idiot 12yo you was
This gave me a bad flashback to when I was a stupid ass 8 y/o For those 8 years of my life, I thought cartoons were actually real so whenever I'd get the chance, I'd go out looking for any of my favorite cartoon characters. That memory still haunts me to this day.
I don't think I ever thought cartoons were real but I do remember losing my shit when I first saw a voice artist do her cartoon voice. Think it was Tara Strong doing Ben 10 and Raven.
Bro I be on the subway on my way to my art school and I hear "Kim Jo km nijinsky, I.? Aaaaaa peppa piggy" in my brain. I can't tell if my mind has decided to break for good or if im stupid
My life 1998-2019 1998:.... 1999:.... 2000:.... 2001:.... 2002:..... 2003:..... 2004:..... 2005:..... 2006: breathing is fun 2007:.... 2008:.... 2009:.... 2010: ... 2011:.... 2012:.... 2013:... 2014:... 2015:..... 2016:.... 2017: oh God I'm going to die one day. I've already lived nearly two tenths of my life and have done nothing of value. Wait that's optimistic what if I die of a heart attack or a car crash? Oh God does anything come after death. Is it just an infinite void and eternal sleep? What if we reincarnate? But I'm not sure I want that. I mean I'll lose everything that makes me me. Isnt that still death? 2018:.... 2019: breathing is fun.
Wait, so if there's only 7 on Earth, you must be including other planets. Considering their stance on licking doorknobs, we can safely say they're quite picky on things that are considered outlaw(though I agree, with only 6 main chipmunks in the franchise, those with healthy memory should hypothetically be able to name at least the primary 3).
the story of my life 2006: dont remember 2007: dont remember 2008. dont remember 2009: dont remember 2010: dont remember 2011: dont remember 2012: dont remember 2013: dont remember 2014: dont remember 2015: dont remember 2016: dont remember 2017: dont remember 2018: kinda shit 2019: kinda shit 2020: idk
Don't forget the depression, and the crushing weight of the knowledge that humanity is insignificant on a universal scale, and that we are all going to die, and that over a period of years so long that our incredible ignorance as a species can't even begin to comprehend the magnitude of it, our universe will die and be left a cold dead graveyard where nothing will ever happen again. Have a nice day, friend!
My life 2003-2019 2003: According 2004: To 2005: All 2006: Known 2007: Laws 2008: Of 2009: Aviation 2010: There 2011: Is 2012: No 2013: Way 2014: That 2015: A 2016: Bee 2017: Should 2018: Be able 2019: To fly
My Partial Life Story (2000 - 2014) 2000: A C-Section 2001: I Don't Remember 2002: I Don't Remember 2003: I Turned Dumb 2004: I Was Weirder Than Ever Before 2005: I Ate Cat Food 2006: I Don't Remember 2007: I Don't Remember 2008: I Learned What Memes and Flash Games Are 2009: I Got Slightly Less Dumb 2010: I Appreciated Memes 2011: Stuff Happened 2012: More Stuff Happened 2013: Even More Stuff Happened 2014: I Learned All the Swears and Got Horny
@@seclusivemelon9655 Good sir, is this statement perhaps a reference to the popular Japanese manga series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure," in particular a reference to one of the lines of the first ending song of the fifth part "Freek'n you" by RnB artist Jodeci, which happens to be "Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny"? If so, good jest! If not, disregard this comment as another misplaced meme. lol
Indiana Jones OMG YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING WOOSHED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WOOSH MEANS YOU MISSED THE FUCKING JOKE DIPSHIT YOU SHOULD JUST DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ASSWIPE.
My life story: 2009: I don’t remember 2010: I don’t remember 2011: I don’t remember 2012: I don’t remember 2013: I don’t remember 2014: I don’t remember 2015: I don’t remember 2016: I don’t remember 2017: I don’t remember 2018: I don’t remember 2019: I don’t remember I have amnesia Edit: Like if you agree
my life 2006-2019 2006: ?? 2007: I said ball 2008: ?? 2009: ?? 2010: ?? 2011: ?? 2012: I think I called the cops on my friend cuz I couldn't play with his legos ): 2013: ?? 2014: Olympics? 2015: sorta remembering 2016: I liked skiing 2017: ?? 2018: I like baseball 2019: I like baseball
2001 : i somehow find myself as a sperm floating in some liquid, but i snuggled comfortably in an egg. best year of my life 2001 : lived happily in that egg for a couple weeks, until i found out i was an accident and got aborted, very bad year 0/10.
My life 2000-2018 2000: A beautiful day when I was born! 2001: A wonderful time to spend some time with my parents! 2002: My golden years of pure happiness! 2003: *cries for no reason* 2004: *cries for no reason* 2005: *cries for no reason* 2006: *cries for no reason* 2007: *cries for no reason* 2008: *cries for no reason* 2009: *cries for no reason* 2010: *cries for no reason* 2011: *cries while looking at memes* 2012: *cries while looking at memes* 2013: *cries while looking at memes* 2014: *cries while looking at memes* 2015: *cries while looking at memes* 2016: *cries while looking at memes* 2017: *cries while looking at memes* 2018: *cries while looking at memes* 2019: *cries while thinking of memes with a rope*
As a person still being raised in the South, I've seen like five people flying Confederate flags and at _least_ two people wearing a Confederate shirt so.. That's 2020 for ya
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I've always felt sorry for people who peaked in high school... but peaking at four years old... wow
Like child actors who can't get work when they turn into a teenager because they can't act. I can't remember the name of the movie but Shirley Temple did only one movie after being a little kid and major ooof. Megan Fox is a better actress.
I hate peple of coler
im 14 and last time i remember having any friends was back when i was 6
What are friends
I feel like their parents were antivaxx. They had to peak early
The kid talking about his life year by year sounds like he had just learned some new vocab words
GAGAGAGAGAGHZAZHAHAHAAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme UA-camr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear shady
Skyvent Found the kid who made that comment.
he might have been born earlier but was just yalking about the years 2007 to 2018
FRfalcone they specifically said 2007 was their birth year though
I think that was an adult pretending to be a kid
it fills me with a somewhat concerning joy that kids are getting rickrolled
things are going full circle, the new generation doesn't remember that internet joke so they'll fall for it
@@Boooo it's not even that they dont remember it, they are absolutely unaware of it. they were literally never in on the joke, and I pray to all things holy that nobody ever explains it to them.
@@Boooo we getting old man
@@Supreme_Lobster ....you're probably like 13 years old....
@@Boooo Ah yes, the new generation hasn't memorised the video's url. Pathetic
2:27
I'm a 29 year old that just laughed himself to tears over the worst yo momma joke in history.
Same but I'm a 10 y/o who really shouldn't be on this website
Welcome to the Gen Z zone my friend.
It’s my new favourite punchline, he die. Just point blank, death
with an anime avatar
@@bigstinkyrat_ I have not changed my avatar since 2013 because I can't be arsed. I don't even watch anime anymore. Last time I watched anime was the second season of love live sunshine which was what, 3 years ago?
3 years old : That's when I met Mary. It was a whirlwind romance.
4 years old : Mary peed her pants.
Really sucks when you spend a whole year getting emotionally attached only to have red flags like this pop up. Really sorry for you, pal.
5 years old: that's when I resorted to drinking
What happened next? Don't leave us on a cliffhanger! D:
6 years old: i got 17 DUIS and was arrested twice for failure to appear in court.
@@BlakeGeometrio 5 years old: I had a midlife crisis and bought a Power Wheels Corvette.
My life:
1911: The greatest year I born
1912: Mom said we are going on a boat ride, I am so excited.
Underrated comment!! 👏
1913: IT WAS BAD.
VERY BAD
1913: very good year of my life i will always remember
1914: i was shipped to france to fight in the great war
GET IN THE BOAT
My life: 2000 - 2019
2000 - 2005: Comprehension nonexistent.
2006 - 2019: EXISTENTIAL DREAD SETS IN
2014-2019: the great depression
@@alonsan3977 The dark age
*breaths in*
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
But I was born in 2005 and I still want to die
@@peepdahorror The large unhappy
Sorrow does a very convincing “Well Excuse me princess.”
im a kid im 9
Just needs to be a little lower pitched.
@@BinglesP shut fuck up
i feel like i'm constantly praying for sorrow's throat to be ok
you what
His range of voices incredible and what's more they all manage to be obnoxious 😂
Walter
I very much misinterpreted this at first glance.
Ew... Just ew
1:41 You know someone is a child when they use 1/2 to specify their age
Polish Filipino I’m 46 and 1/2
i am 132 63738201/147301019
This reminds me of a bloke from my elementary school who referred to their age in months instead of years until 5th grade. Shit was so weird
im a fetus 1/2
I'm 69 and 420/3000
Young people will always use emojis.
As a freind of a 9 year old, yes
no we don't 🙄
No they won't!😡
Shut the up! 😡😡😡
EDIT: oh my god thank you for 1 likes!!!
EDIT: oh gjgmtbn tgank you fır 4 likes!!!!
EdIT: hole s*it this is my most liked comet in 21 likej!
serious edit: this is actually the most liked comment i have ever made ❤
😂😂😂
I remember when I was younger, had nothing but cash, a trailer right by the beach, a good job, having drinks with the boys every evening and waking up to a new hot chick every morning. Me and the boys would cruise the boulevard in my Chevy 77 SS blowin smoke so loud the cops forgot why they pulled us over.
*But alas, 5th grade eventually ended and it was time to grow up and accept responsibility. I had a kid on the way and had to settle down you know what I mean?*
John Goodman damn this was a good twist
Shit was so cash
BUT ALAS
My life 1995 - 2019.
1995: i happened
1996-2019: i wanna die
edgy
Same. Happy 24th birthday to us
quirky
Neither edgy nor quirky really
Yo who the heck deleted my comment? all I said was "what's wrong with 1997-2010" nothing rude or anything
2019: im 30 and still in the shackles of cartoons.
Am turning 26 and do not consider them shackles at all.
2020: I'm 19, and yes it's feel good being shackled by a cartoon. At least you can enjoy hentai during intermission.
r u related to mark wahlberg
you can pry wall-e from my cold dead hands
Same.
"Beautiful year when i was born"
I'm pretty sure he's the only human in existence who thinks the year he was born was a fortunate one
R U Sirius That face when not everyone has depression🤨
We are looking at a narcissist folks.
@@foreskinmcfat-nutsjr perhaps i should have been more clear.
I'm pretty sure he's the only person in existence who thinks the year he was born was a fortunate one simply because of his birth.
This has nothing to do with ha ha funny sad humor
Hey Camus.
me being born during the year of 9/11 😳
My life 1997-2020:
1997: I was born
1998-2020: I lived
You still living?
@@38clonewars nope, died in 2020 according to this comment
Rip my friend
k I'm back
@@sykotiksonik GUYS HE'S BACK
One time I wrote a comment that got a lot of likes and a kid messaged me to ask me why I hadn’t edited the comment to thank people for the likes.
I found that so cute like he thought it was a rule
*Edit this now to thank me for the likes or die tomorow*
Ughhhh I hate when people do that!! Especially the kids that edit it over and over and freak out like they’ve won some contest lol
@CHloE748, yeah me too.
Edit: garmer
Edit 2: OMG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKE EVERYONE THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST IVE EVER GOTTEN!!!!
Edit 3: all my likes are gone
Edit 4: I’ve spiraled into a depression from this
Edit 5: MY LIFE HAS PEAKED THIS IS PROBABLY A GOLDEN YEAR FOR ME HALLELUJAH!!!
i dont know whether thats cute or terrible. people who edit comments to thank people for likes ruin the comment
say thank you artemis, SAY THANK YOU
“Ur body isn’t 69 so don’t say it’s nice”
- Jesus Christ himself
Lmaoo
Nah that’s literally everyone not just Jesus Christ
"Your body isn't more than a vessel, so don't feel."
Pho’s pho’s heha🦄
ua-cam.com/video/gJZlt0ybE9Q/v-deo.html
My life 1999-2019
1999: I was born
2000 -2019: wish I wasn’t born
My lief 2019-2019
2019: eye kan tak ate da yere won
So at 1 year old you were already wishing for the sweet release of death
Damn
@@thisperson345 who doesn't
_"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has since been widely regarded as a bad move."_ ~Douglas Adams
@@Smashed_Hitler the fake depressed people going for clout
The 2007 kid is now a sophomore in high school
That’s what I was thinking too! That that kid is 15 now. Wonder if they ever look back at their comments and cringe at them.
2007 kid is the same age as my oldest nephew.
I think my favorite comment is "I am now a nicer man" cause if you look at when they were posted it shows that it was about a year apart, meaning they really could have matured in that time.
You are a dumb. Don ot go on intenet without bran!
@@someman66 Brian*
@@SamMito28uoy now knothin about btian. He is tge best man in word
@@someman66 noo he dnot
Ninja is
Ninga is dubm and he hav bluw hare
1996: great year one of the best
1997: best year of my life
1998: the gold standard, not one year better than this one
1999: year i was born, mediocre, all went down hill after this
Walter
zawmbbeh
Yeah, I was born in 1999 too so trust me it's not your fault shit sucked after then.
same
that is IMBOSSIBLE you can nit have fun BEFORE your born
"Excuses me, Princess!"
- Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)
Hello fellow deltarune fan.
That’s a pretty snazzy performance there
walter
@@someonewithoutacreativenam9848 rasis
Sonic, sonic never changes
The racist undertones in some of these children's words... Some parents are despicable.
I hate peple of coler
Paralellex Great example.
*rasis
Apollo And then I was like “Get out of here, you tattletale!” :D
I didn't even know racism existed until high school. This shit is sad.
My life:
2003: Mom says she's anti-vaccine
2004:
2005:
2006:
How are u stil living? Yous died in 2006!
@@skorzamusic4790
Shhhh...
@@skorzamusic4790 uh... How old are u?? 😅
Tyler Durden shut fuck up
Tyler Durden my mom told me to say sorry don't shut fuck up
Me: Kids are dumb
Me: (looks in mirror)
Also me: (Realizes Teens are still considered kids)
Still me: Oh
👌
-Get riggity rekt son-
Lol that happend to me too. I'm 13 tho, probably younger than you
@@trishag4723 dude you only just got into your teens and youre thinking that youre an adult???
@@ihatemyselfuwu3960 i don't think I'm an adult, i just don't think I'm a kid sometimes lol. I start thinking that because most people on this subreddit are like 7. Then I'm like... oh wait
the reply to the "grammar" one is in truth a really good comeback lmao
do not bring my grandma into this
True
Why tf you gotta bring all of our grandmothers into this?
Walter
Found you pyro cinical
"Do you know what this song is called?"
"Yes"
"Thanks"
"Your welcome"
Thanks
Btw I am actually searching in comments what the song is at 9:16
My life (2004 - 2019)
2004: Somebody
2005: Once
2006: Told
2007: Me
2008: The
2009: World
2010: Is
2011: Gonna
2012: Roll
2013: Me
2014: I
2015: Ain't
2016: The
2017: Sharpest
2018: Tool
2019: In
2020: The
2021: Shed
2022: She
2023: Was
I will update this every year.
the world's slowest all star meme.
TWO MORE YEARS BOYS.
See you again in 2020
I’ll be waiting
Can't wait till 2020
"ExcuuUUUSES MEEE, PREENCESS--"
I really miss that show... I lost my DVD with the episodes on it... I cri.
I though i was the only one that missed that tragedy.
Wait..you still believe in cartoons?
@@savhannah9889 Hell yeah I do.
I stole it off you..
Soz about that
there is a playlist with the episodes on youtube ua-cam.com/video/OE4VkfYaP1w/v-deo.html
2005 - 2019 My Life
2005 - Damn I wish I could talk
2006 - Damn I wish I could walk
2007 - Damn I wish I could go to school
2008 - Damn I wish I didn’t have to go to school
2009 - Minecwaft
2010 - 2019 -Minecwaft
I’m 6 years older than you and somehow we have had the same life
2003 - I was born
2004 - 2008 - man i wish life wasn't so fuckin bori-
2009 - played halo 3 for the first time
2010 - 2019 - halo
F
Mr. Gentleman epic gamr moment 😎
Ah a man of culture I see
4:33 “huh no- no way MOOOOOOOMMMMM........ I MADE IT
you kinda look like obama
orange
how's Michelle doing
@@gayfurry5287 do NOT bring my mama into this
ua-cam.com/video/w_Pll7GDVgI/v-deo.html
that biographer kid definitely got half those years from his mother lmao
Half? Probably most honestly
My Life (2002-2019)
2002 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2003 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2004 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2005 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2006 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2007 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2008 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2009 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2010 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2011 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2012 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2013 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2014 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2015 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2016 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2017 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2018 - Waluigi was not added to smash
2019 - Waluigi was not added to smash
Needless to say my life has been pretty shit
Damn, that's really hard. I feel bad for you, mate...
(We desperately need Waluigi for smash..)
Yes because banjo is so f**king boring and unoriginal! The 9th mario character is much better!
I dont play smash ultimate but i too want waluigi in there...
At least you have SSF2
That fucking profile picture
My life1994-2019
1994: I born
1995-2019: I haven't die yet
i was born in 2005
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
My beautiful and amazing Princess ok
Lucky. I died at age 1
Rasis
my life 2007-2020
2007: Two
2008: Bros
2009: Chillin'
2010: In
2011: A
2012: Hot
2013:Tub
2014: Five
2015: Feet
2016: Apart
2017: Cuz
2018: They're
2019: NOT
2020:GAY
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
lol
Away*
dano elmucho What are you correcting in his sentence? If you’re trying to say that apart should be changed to away then I’m sorry to say that apart is grammatically correct.
i like fire trucks and monster trucks
walter
3:13
Top 10 Anime Characters That Improved Throughout The Series
yotedile *WITH THE POWER OF JESUS*
i hate poeple of coler
im the same age as this guy lol
Sonic: I am a fastest animal
Usain Bolt:
*e x c u s e s m e*
My life 1988 - 2019:
1988 - 1993 *whitenoise*
1994 - 1998 okay
1999 - 2006 meh
2007 - 2018 depression
2019 watches UA-cam surrounded by teenagers apparently.
Damn you're 30 but still uses the word meh
pablo markobar sorry, didn’t realise I was writing a dissertation, will ‘mediocre’ suffice? Tbh as an abortion of human achievement it is probably the least of my worries.
@@Miners666 Damn you're 30 and still uses tbh. Also, what does "abortion of human achievement" have anything to do with this.
Miners666 damn, you’re thirty and still arguing with kids online? Mediocre it is
Edit: i can agree on depression part ._.
pablo markobar 🤦♀️
Holy crap those furbys gave me a flashback:
When I was a kid I decided to give my furby a bath.. obviously broke it.. but the way the eyes moved and noises it made.. long story short I thought it was possessed so I threw it away.. messed me up for a while 😂
this story is perfect for a Matt Rose video
"2010: Great nostalgia some of my best years"
YEARS
How does he remember anything that happened to him when he was fucking 3
He lives in a paralel universe where time flies much quicker obviously duh.. He managed to live through multiple years in one year, what a lad
@@elouaililili The dude was in the Quantum Realm.
2014: IT WAS SO BAD... WE WERE NOT THE ONLY ONES SEARCHING FOR THE STONES THIS YEAR!
@@HayDawgBruh he's like Ray from Promised Neverland that remembers everything from the moment he was born
story of my life
1997 - i was born
2019 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cool a time-traveling newborn
@@antsarumae4659 wow, it explains a lot on why i still cry like a bitch :,)
Yeah...
Fun
@@CaptainFishEye no I mean you went straight from 1997 to 2019 so you haven't aged at all
10:28 introducing the newest Pokémon: Shaun
fandom
trash
like ageer
walter
Pink Kolibri Nice meta joke about the subreddit
"Excuuuuseee me, Princess!!"
Jesus, that show was hilarious. Link was such a butthead.
“That’s too much Alex” I can’t stop laughing
Zap A Bee Fart have fun with that
walter
Maxwell Luchak i liek eggs
i like garfield
wat is mastbat meen>?
My life story:
66000000 BCE: Roar
65000000 BCE: Hey what’s that big flaming sky boulder- oh no
Rasis
Meh. U made it 1 million years. That's pretty good.
Urk-LOL Urkudi bruh it’s a joke and I looked it up bruh bruh bruh
why time going bakward??
Ah shid
2000: Amazing year.
2001: Even better than last year.
2002: The best year ever
2003: The worst year in history, this year can get destroyed for all I care. Absolutely awful. I was born this year.
2001: even better than last year.
You sure about that
It's weird when you are considered a young kid when you were born 2000-2003 then bam, all of of a sudden you're 16 and life is crashing town and you also realize how much of a fucking idiot 12yo you was
Lol saaaaaame
agreed
@@sambradley9091 Even though I'm a 2000 kid, I have to remind myself that 2003 kids aren't stupid 9-12 year olds anymore.
Seeing all these kids always freaks me out a little and makes me feel old, even though I’m only 18 and was on youtube at like 11-12 lol.
Imagine me seeing this as a 22-year old lol now I feel rather old
I’m 19 and hearing that the kids I teach (elementary school kids) have phones, social media, etc. at their age makes me feel old as fuck
I feel like xxxtentaction would be Something You would search on hentai heaven
why am i laughing at this comment?
TaKe OfF x'S bRaW nOoOoOwWwW
my mom shut up mom
Hah hah hah
It somewhat means “temptation” anyway so yea i bet it would lol...
Walter
This gave me a bad flashback to when I was a stupid ass 8 y/o
For those 8 years of my life, I thought cartoons were actually real so whenever I'd get the chance, I'd go out looking for any of my favorite cartoon characters.
That memory still haunts me to this day.
Bren Ary did you almost drown yourself by trying to find nemo or spongebob?
I don't think I ever thought cartoons were real but I do remember losing my shit when I first saw a voice artist do her cartoon voice. Think it was Tara Strong doing Ben 10 and Raven.
b⃟ Å m⃟ B⃟ ø Ö ż Ł ę D⃟ god, I think I was 5 at a beach in California
My life: 2017-2019
2017: Year I was born. The best year of my life.
2018: My mom became an anti-vaccer.
2019: Died from Measles.
Cough cough stolen joke
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This shit again... Stop posting slightly worse versions of top comments
*vaxxer
a
Omg 10:01 his voice! I keep rewinding that part! I haven't laughed this hard at a SorrowTV video in a while
Bro I be on the subway on my way to my art school and I hear
"Kim Jo km nijinsky, I.? Aaaaaa peppa piggy" in my brain.
I can't tell if my mind has decided to break for good or if im stupid
9:57 god dammit, your voice acting never fails to make me laugh
Ppeepapiggy
Eidnfjeiemdmsk
God, I love that so much
@Thot Destroyer Stroke incomming...
*Petition for Sorrow to make a video entirely based on Furbies*
Please don't
No please no
Holy fuck please yes
Those things were creepy as hell. I remember having them when I was younger and they would just start having conversations at like 3 am
YESSSSSSSS
My life 1998-2019
1998:....
1999:....
2000:....
2001:....
2002:.....
2003:.....
2004:.....
2005:.....
2006: breathing is fun
2007:....
2008:....
2009:....
2010: ...
2011:....
2012:....
2013:...
2014:...
2015:.....
2016:....
2017: oh God I'm going to die one day. I've already lived nearly two tenths of my life and have done nothing of value. Wait that's optimistic what if I die of a heart attack or a car crash? Oh God does anything come after death. Is it just an infinite void and eternal sleep? What if we reincarnate? But I'm not sure I want that. I mean I'll lose everything that makes me me. Isnt that still death?
2018:....
2019: breathing is fun.
You are adorable and it'll be fine o>o 💙💙💙
Ehhh a fellow 98 guy
Proton Anatomy only 90s kids will remember
So young
As someone born in the same year, I absolutely can confirm this
Why is NO ONE talking about how that kid FORGOT THEODORE'S NAME, THAT'S ILLEGAL IN 69 CONTINENTS
I don't get it
Come to brazil
@@idkhonestly7163 w
Wait, so if there's only 7 on Earth, you must be including other planets. Considering their stance on licking doorknobs, we can safely say they're quite picky on things that are considered outlaw(though I agree, with only 6 main chipmunks in the franchise, those with healthy memory should hypothetically be able to name at least the primary 3).
We got Alivin, Simis and Thederedor
JESUS CHRIST THE VOICES YOU MAKE-
INCREDIBLE
*AGE -0.9*
2007: I remember the umbilical cord shoved into my belly button. So many great meals!
Thats... that's not where the umbilical cord goes
That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.
Belly button
Lol i hope this is a joke
Birth defect?
My life:1993-2018
1993: I am born
1994-2018: [varying levels of confusion]
Cool, a fellow '93er. What up, G?
Wow im 17 and this is deep
"Do not bring my grandma into this." AWE MY HEART
8:57 damn shadow pasta doesn't play around when it comes to math, came out the corner swinging.
1997-2019: Faith in humanity continues to diminish but at least I can legally drink away my problems now
God damnit, I feel so fucking old
@Knowle Austin the best cure to hangovers is drinking more
Rasis
@@jesterrtf9009 Rakist
My life: 1999-2019:
1999: I don't want to summarize my life.
Wow 12 minutes that's longer than I've been alive
Edit I'm 7 minutes
I come back and see all this people thank you for likeing
HAHA THIS FUNNY
Well said connor
i hate you
I have eaten a dog I will eat another
@@when7573 is that a threat or a promise??
the story of my life
2006: dont remember
2007: dont remember
2008. dont remember
2009: dont remember
2010: dont remember
2011: dont remember
2012: dont remember
2013: dont remember
2014: dont remember
2015: dont remember
2016: dont remember
2017: dont remember
2018: kinda shit
2019: kinda shit
2020: idk
2019 was amazing in hindsight.
2020: shit
2020 : Very *_shit_*
How do you not remember anything up untill 2018. Unless this is a joke! Which in this case.You got me!
2021: oh no
My life:
2005-2015 - I’m an innocent child
2016-2019- memes and anxiety
walter
so... you're 14?
Don't forget the depression, and the crushing weight of the knowledge that humanity is insignificant on a universal scale, and that we are all going to die, and that over a period of years so long that our incredible ignorance as a species can't even begin to comprehend the magnitude of it, our universe will die and be left a cold dead graveyard where nothing will ever happen again.
Have a nice day, friend!
Fletcher you have no idea how a furby works.
I can relate
My life 2003-2019
2003: According
2004: To
2005: All
2006: Known
2007: Laws
2008: Of
2009: Aviation
2010: There
2011: Is
2012: No
2013: Way
2014: That
2015: A
2016: Bee
2017: Should
2018: Be able
2019: To fly
My life 2004-2009
2004:actually
2005:Quantum
2006:physics
2007:,
2008:allow
2009:this
@@theomegadestructor4974 u ded in 209
@@CromjCromo r/youngpeopleontheinternet
@@pinkazulposerposer7086 r/foundthereddituser
@@EpicCherryGaming r/hahastfu
Was so caught off guard by the Furby cries for violence
I hate peple of color
0:58 this whole impression is so funny its like
ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʙᴀʀʙɪᴇ ɪsᴀ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
gives me "Ugly Pickly B*tch" vibes
The furby bit broke me... I showed it to my husband and we spent a solid 10 minutes laughing. Thanks dude 😂
Natalie Noodles food can’t get married... silly noodle
@@irregular1430 Shhh!!! Don't spill my secrets, mate 😭
shaun
the person above me is gay
@@Lumanova
Old People Facebook. Young People UA-cam. Yin and Yang. Equal and opposite. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
My Partial Life Story (2000 - 2014)
2000: A C-Section
2001: I Don't Remember
2002: I Don't Remember
2003: I Turned Dumb
2004: I Was Weirder Than Ever Before
2005: I Ate Cat Food
2006: I Don't Remember
2007: I Don't Remember
2008: I Learned What Memes and Flash Games Are
2009: I Got Slightly Less Dumb
2010: I Appreciated Memes
2011: Stuff Happened
2012: More Stuff Happened
2013: Even More Stuff Happened
2014: I Learned All the Swears and Got Horny
wow you are the future
yeah but did you play pokemon xy when it released
Every time I close my eyes...
@@seclusivemelon9655 Good sir, is this statement perhaps a reference to the popular Japanese manga series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure," in particular a reference to one of the lines of the first ending song of the fifth part "Freek'n you" by RnB artist Jodeci, which happens to be "Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny"? If so, good jest! If not, disregard this comment as another misplaced meme.
lol
_"I Ate Cat Food"_
Hold up
3:38 is the 1800's people in a nutshell
It's scary how on point your legend of zelda link cartoon impression is
brb sorrow tv I gotta feed my cat
Edit: she choked I’m watching at the vet’s office
k wow in five minutes? that was fast!
k wait what
I’m calling bullshit on that one. Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
@@safetyfirst5917
yeah no shit, Sherlock, it's a joke
Indiana Jones OMG YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING WOOSHED YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WOOSH MEANS YOU MISSED THE FUCKING JOKE DIPSHIT YOU SHOULD JUST DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT ASSWIPE.
My life 1995-2019
1995: it all just goes down hill from here...
This guy gets it.
Same.
change 1995 to 1996 and you're spot on there xD
Please escame the m joke
In the wake of a hurricane
Dark skin of a summer shade
"johnny johnny"
"yes papa"
"e a t m y d i c k"
"yes papa:
Wait NO
This some lost episode of johnny johnny yes papa?
2007: The year I was born, I remember it fondly
2999: In a fatal car accident
3000: Replaced by J O H N N Y 3 0 0 0
Stop, I still haven't recovered from Endgame!
Y e s. C r e a t o r.
@@alyssalouard8549 i hate peple of coler
ᴀsԍᴀʀᴅιᴀɴ נᴇᴅι when ouy order a buger with no pickl but it come with pickle
@slomplessciddynithtghst ecks dee
My life story:
2009: I don’t remember
2010: I don’t remember
2011: I don’t remember
2012: I don’t remember
2013: I don’t remember
2014: I don’t remember
2015: I don’t remember
2016: I don’t remember
2017: I don’t remember
2018: I don’t remember
2019: I don’t remember
I have amnesia
Edit: Like if you agree
Obama man
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
...this...this should've been in the video...
I like seeing people younger than me, but I kinda doubt you're 10.
U 10? Lol
my life 2006-2019
2006: ??
2007: I said ball
2008: ??
2009: ??
2010: ??
2011: ??
2012: I think I called the cops on my friend cuz I couldn't play with his legos ):
2013: ??
2014: Olympics?
2015: sorta remembering
2016: I liked skiing
2017: ??
2018: I like baseball
2019: I like baseball
you see ballsack lickin
yes
I cant even remember things that happened tomorrow
2001 : i somehow find myself as a sperm floating in some liquid, but i snuggled comfortably in an egg. best year of my life
2001 : lived happily in that egg for a couple weeks, until i found out i was an accident and got aborted, very bad year 0/10.
N3sKey if you are aboard how are tou type commet???
@@ruthenium6648 du you r hav stupid
@@ruthenium6648 shut fuck up
Las pitusas van mejor con manaos r/woosh
@@mrbirdba that was my joke :(
My life so far
May 2, 2019, 12:32 AM: The day I was born
May 2, 2019, 12:33 AM: Spawn killed
bye
Fetus deletus
Mom was an anivaxer
@@TStudiosInc umm ok?
I heard of people getting ddosed before they even spawn
my life:
1998: i am born
1999-2019: well this sucks
do u free vbucks
@@Thomas31392 yes
These kids are adorable. This is the most wholesome video you’ve done.
My life 2000-2018
2000: A beautiful day when I was born!
2001: A wonderful time to spend some time with my parents!
2002: My golden years of pure happiness!
2003: *cries for no reason*
2004: *cries for no reason*
2005: *cries for no reason*
2006: *cries for no reason*
2007: *cries for no reason*
2008: *cries for no reason*
2009: *cries for no reason*
2010: *cries for no reason*
2011: *cries while looking at memes*
2012: *cries while looking at memes*
2013: *cries while looking at memes*
2014: *cries while looking at memes*
2015: *cries while looking at memes*
2016: *cries while looking at memes*
2017: *cries while looking at memes*
2018: *cries while looking at memes*
2019: *cries while thinking of memes with a rope*
Dude same
I hope you're doing fine if not try to get professional help I wish you the best
2020: *just rope*
edgy
Excuses me
Age 0: pulled from nonexistent
Age 1-6: actually pretty good
Age 7+: yearning for death
Saaaaame
Age 7+: Making jokes about wanting to die because I think it makes me cool.
Random Twitter tween girl:
Your body isn’t a movie so don’t end it
Literally no one ever:
“I hate peple of coler” Oh wait..
Walter
She rasis
@@shaunlebedev8600
Shaun
I hate crayola
It mwakes my stwomache mad
Fernando Hernández QU Shaun
4:56 I’m having an existential crisis because this kid is like 14 now
Be right back sorrow I am have to do homework or I get in trouble 🤠🤠🤠😍🤠🤠😘🤠😘🍆🤠🤣🤠🤠🤣🤣
I get beaten help
i’m at your house pls answer
walter
thog dont caare
You are ugly
i love this. haven't watched the full thing cause it just got uploaded. great video
Walter
Walter
Walter
Walter
So how was the video?
In Indonesian 🇮🇩
The power of marshmallow
Like
What
johnny 3000
johnny 3000
johnny 3000
johnny 3000
What?
In Indonesian 🇮🇩
The power of marshmallow
Like
I’m so happy that kids are still getting rick rolled
Why
@Warp Star really it's still funny to you? Oh okay then
@Warp Star me too
My life. 2004-20000
2004: am child no remember
2005: am child no remember
200000:world go boom
Like if agree
Joke originated by Danny fallet
My life 20222020200 - 3039303
29220220202020: poppy poopy
30303039393948: diaaapoirr
Oringl bdy Jay donut
@@vroomvroom3166 ua-cam.com/video/iQVoklp5-ew/v-deo.html
I hate pepel og color
What kind of medication allows you to live to 200000, and where can you buy it?
i think you're now 17996 or 197996 years old in the future and also you look extremely elder, but i hope you didn't died.
3:38
*Achievement Unlocked: Being Raised in the south*
As a person still being raised in the South, I've seen like five people flying Confederate flags and at _least_ two people wearing a Confederate shirt so..
That's 2020 for ya
@Work and Stuff only southern virginia rlly, northern virginia is practically a part of DC lol and is so democrat
My life:
1895: I was born
1900: Greatest year!
1914: why am I in France?
1915:
At least u can do the best thing to do in france
LEAVE
*i was a fetus when I first heard this*
In Indonesian 🇮🇩
The power of marshmellow.
Like
You belong on this sub
@@GameyRaccoon 😞
wait this isnt fortnite hack
Walter
What
4:01 IM CRYING THATS MY POST
Rasis
Fuck or shit
Do you still agree with that statement?
Titsogtfo
You were incredibly bold, may i say.
i love that you change your voice for every different post, it makes them so much funnier
*"but link sayd free robux"*
super mario amino
You kinda look like Obama
I hate peple of coler
Kim Jo km nijinsky
@@yadinejoe12 i liek eggs