On Stephen Hawking, He played a joke on Leonard Suskind where he sent his motorized chair flying down telegraph hill. Leonard chased him down the hill all the way to the bottom. When he caught up, Stephen looked up at him with a big smile on his face and said, "We need to find a bigger hill." You can find this tale in the book "The Black Hole Wars" written by Leonard Suskind.
A dish made with hate: "vegetarian meatloaf" My mother had a vegetarian boyfriend for a couple of years and forced us (my siblings and I) to eat her experimental vegetarian meals that she didn't know how to cook. They were terrible.
Awh man that makes me so sad! My boyfriend is a vegetarian and one of my winning experiments was a vegetarian meatloaf. I actually like it more than my regular meatloaf!!!
if vegetarian food is made right, it's some of the best stuff that'll ever enter your mouth. If it's done wrong, it has the power to singlehandedly kill my will to live.
whenever i'm told i'm smart i usually bring up the fact that i'm what i call "schrodinger's stupid". i can be brilliant but i can also be a complete freaking idiot. like i got a 92% on both semesters of geometry i did this year but there was a time in like 2020 i asked my mom if chickens have nipples. edit: the amount of people who have asked if chickens do indeed have nipples is astounding. the answer is no, because they're birds and not mammals.
I feel this, like I'm currently sitting my GCSE's and so far everyone is complaining that they're hard but I think they're easy as hell, I get 90-95% on most exams, but I asked my dad if a great white was a shark.
No, you're only stupid if you refuse to learn. You may be ignorant, but as long as you're willing to learn, and especially admit if you're wrong, you're not stupid. You just ask stupid questions once in a while.
Interestingly in regard to Uncopyrightable as a hangman word, the version I play at least allows for 10 wrong guesses, on the 11th you lose. Since "uncopyrightable" has 15 letters, that means there are only 11 letters that aren't in it. They are d f j k m q s v w x z. This means that unless someone guesses those letters only, (meaning they never guess a vowel either, which would be a very odd strategy) then they are guaranteed to win because they can't run out of guesses. Unless they guess numbers or other characters not in the standard English alphabet.
The supernatural one i have no explanation for A young female voice told me good night and called my by my real name, my family refers to me by a weird cultural name for a son (weird thing about hawaii) and the voice matched neither my mother nor my sister not even in approximate age sound My father though seems to think it was my grandmother who passed when i was like 9 or so tho, he's a bit spiritual and believes in things like people revert to a certain younger age and their spirit lives that way Dunno about that tbh but sounds more solid than "someone is in ur walls lol"
I’ve actually experienced something similar a few times before, with a feminine voice addressing me in a friendly/familial manner when I’m on the verge of sleep. And it turns out that there’s actually a scientific explanation for it! There’s a phenomenon called “hypnogogic hallucinations” where the brain going through its transition from wakefulness to sleep basically misfires and causes a hallucination (there’s also a similar form called “hypnopompic hallucinations” which occurs during the transition from sleep to awake). They hallucinations are most commonly visual and tend to be more simple, but more complex occurrences such as briefly hearing a voice are known to exist. In the handful of times I’ve experienced it, I usually hear a soft feminine voice saying things like “hey,” “how are you?” and “it will all be okay.” Though, I actually recently experienced an opposite situation. I was just on the verge of sleep when I heard a male voice hoarsely whisper “are you awake?” After a couple seconds of staying perfectly still and trying to go to sleep again, it said the same thing again, but with a slight malicious and amused tone. After a few more seconds, I heard it one last time, this time closer to my ear saying “I know you’re awake” before fading back with a slight chuckle. Even knowing what it was and that I was in no actual danger, it scared the shot out of me. All things considered, a soft, friendly voice is a lot better than some of the ways such sleep hallucinations can show. Even the single creepy experience is better than what others go through. There’s a condition called “exploding head syndrome” that causes the sufferers to wake up hearing a loud bang sound that seems like it originated from their head, oftentimes it also makes them see a brief flash of light and/or feel a sense of pressure on their heads. The brain can do some crazy things.
@@mr.winters4698 that... makes a lot of sense. When I try to sleep I constantly see figures moving towards me and it sometimes even feels like somethings grabbing me. I thought I was crazy but reading this helped a lot. Thank you!
Just a hallucination. Trust me, I'm having stuff slightly less clear or obvious voices finish my thoughts for me at least once a week by now. I am convinced I'm going crazy, but at the same time it's sort of slowed as of recent, so maybe I'll be fine.
11:53 reminds me of my science teacher showing my class a video that said marshmallows grew on trees. We were all dumbfounded and lost enough braincells from it to believe it. Everyone said to relay a kid’s reaction, because that kid is always going on lectures about history and random stuff. He didn’t have as big of a reaction as we’d expected.
I'll be honest, I don't remember a lot of my childhood for this reason. And I don't remember much about my stays in the hospital, but I've had multiple brain surgeries. One of which was to remove part of my brain to stop my seizures. I do remember having to do a few months of physical therapy. But that was because I have cerebral palsy, abd one of my legs is longer than the other. So it was hard for me to maintain balance for a while. I'm fine now.
4:00 I heard that the same thing is true for squirrels. That the terminal velocity isn't enough to kill them on impact. You'd have to drop them from high enough that they starve to death.
wrong. the terminal velocity of a penny droped from the empire state building can kill you. a squirrel weighing much more then a penny ( their great air resistance is negligible btw) is still going to kill them. a "standard" tree fall may not. also unless its a flying squirrel
1:51 myself and 3 other friends back in 4th grade had the same dream of ourselves on a fantasy style quest. The only difference was that each dream took place in our own pov. (We know its true because each of us were able to list names and places and events that happened within the dream) In 5th grade i spent 10 minutes in class one day watching the back of my own head while my body did class work
Something dangerous to forget? The Alamo if you live in Texas. As for supernatural stories, I've got two; one is my own, the other is my dad's. Several years ago, when I was experimenting with techniques for lucid dreaming/Astral projection, I was trying a technique called "roll out". It was described as "rolling" 180° in your body and then falling straight down out of your body. I was struggling with it for months and then one night, as I was waiting to fall asleep, I felt myself "pivot" 180° around my left shoulder; I would have gone from lying face-up to 'floating' next to my body, face-down. Then I gently floated straight down and landed softly on the carpet. I slowly and carefully stood up and looked around and saw I was still in the bedroom. It was dark, but there also seemed to be a goldish "glow" coming from nowhere in particular. I quickly decided that it was some kind of out-of-body experience and started moving around the house. Then I passed straight through the back glass doors into the backyard and, outside, everything was completely washed in the strange gold glow, but with no obvious source. It seemed both dark, like it was still the middle of the night, but also like I was "seeing" despite the darkness. Then, I decided that, if this is an OOBE, I should be able to fly. I rose several feet into the air, but then a sudden thought came to mind that even though I was _capable_ of flying, it was risky to do so. I also recalled reading that you only have so much "recall energy" available and, if you spend too long out of body, you won't retain _any_ memories of the experience. So I decided I gathered sufficient information for the time being and flew back into the house, this time through the bedroom window (no, it wasn't open). I couldn't "see" my body in the bed, but I was somehow aware that it was there, so I lay down on the bed the same way I would if I were going to sleep. And, next thing I knew, I was waking up at around 5:00 AM or so. I've never been able to _fully_ recreate the experience, but I once partially recreated it several years later. I started the same pivoting rollout process, but it didn't feel light and gentle. My body felt very heavy and it started with my head and shoulders, but my legs felt "stuck", almost like they were tangled in the sheets. My upper body heavily half-floated, half-flopped to the floor, and I saw several $20 bills scattered all over. I recalled figuring out before that money in dreams was symbolic of personal energy or power, so I felt maybe I was having such a hard time because I was low on energy; I was going through depression at the time. I started picking up the money I could reach, but then it all faded out and I woke up, still on the bed in my typical position (I didn't physically tangle in the sheets or flop/fall off the bed). ... Now for my dad's story. This was from ~70ish years ago. He was enlisted in the Army and stationed at Trippler Army Hospital in Hawaii (his very first duty station, lucky sob). He and one of his buddies decided to go hiking in the forests up the side of the volcano and they ended up getting super lost. While they were trying to find some landmark or way to get back, one of them spotted a white dog not far off. And, right now, some of you (especially if you're from Hawaii) know exactly where this story is going. They figured it was someone's pet so they must be close to a residential area, so if they follow the dog, it could lead them to some place where they'd be able to find a road that lead back to base. The dog eventually lead them to a stretch of road (nowhere near any homes, mind you) that they recognized and they could follow straight back to where they needed to go. Then, they looked around, and the dog was nowhere to be seen and they never, ever saw it again. Many, _many_ years later, my dad reconnected with that same buddy and, as they were reminiscing, the guy brought up the dog story and what he had learned about it. In Hawaiian mythology, the goddess Pele, goddess of the volcano, either had or appeared as (myths are rarely consistant) a white dog. This dog came to people who were lost on the volcano and guided them back home. [Call_Of_The_Witch.mp3]
4:16 VCRs and VHS Tapes. My Grandma has a VCR, we haven't used it in like 2 or 3 years. It's plugged in and works, but the picture isn't connected. (If you put a tape in, it would play but no picture or sound would occur.)
9:44 I lost my memories relating to a specific thing once, though the things is that there is _nothing_ that should have caused it. I’m lucky my brain adjusted immediately, so much so I was even able to tell exactly when my memories cut out (which only adds to the fact that it makes no sense, I had died in a Minecraft server once and then all of my memories from it cut out (though only when I could remember stuff again; in the period when it was still going on, I think my brain managed to pull together ghost memories)). Luckily my subconscious had managed to keep them (and I _know_ it wouldn’t happen for anybody else), so I got through with certain memories I had remembered due to specifically focusing on them, me subconsciously drawing on the memories, and for a time I could actually (if I knew all of the details of one, so it was only a simple memory that I ever brought back up) bring memories back up (I used a mundane one because I knew that was the best one), but they were extremely hazy and disappeared after a second or two. Shortly after that, my mind managed to bring them back into conscious memory (though due to it being mental, it took a lot of mental (and physical, because it put pressure on my head) effort, and at times I was breathing pretty quickly). Also I will mention that there is a _lot_ in my subconscious that I can’t bring into my conscious, because of the sheer volume of it. I can fully access my subconscious though, so it’s not really a problem. It’s like that for a reason, after all.
When I was 11 my family docter who retired like 3 years after this incident said to me that won't get my menstrual cycle untill I grow more of a chest. Completely valid yes, although some people don't need to get full on bozookas in order to be a full functioning baby maker. I got my first cycle in the same year. It hurt that what a professional said wasn't true for everyone. Fast forward years later and I still don't have the womanly assets. Flatter than a board and I'm always freezing. At least my sweaters help with hiding my flatness.
@@megatronyeets That is a possibility as well. You've been suffering longer than I have. :( Early puberty is a thing, of course it differs from many factors. Not sure if endometriosis is hereditary cause that would be bad.
I have a friend; we'll call her Milton. Milton has a brother we'll call him Braydn. Braydn and Milton's parents have a barn. We went into that barn to film a short ghost hunt prank, I guess, for Braydn's snapchat. Twenty things fell off shelves, two at the same time. The two broke. The best part? The door behind the people who don't have the strength to slam a door that size did something. It slammed HARD.
8:35 French here. We didn't surrender as soon as the German swarmed us back in WW2. We fought to buy time for the Brits to evacuate. THEN we were forced to surrender given our lower numbers.
The biggest joke a person has ever played, in my opinion, is the creation of the hodag. If you don't know what the hodag is, look it up, it has also appeared multiple times on tv. If you know, then I'm proud of you, random stranger on the internet! But it basically ended with an entire town having based itself off of the hodag...
Not emotionally hurtful but the first time I passed out (anemia) my parents took me to the hospital. The doctor took one look at me and was like "yeah young girls do that sometimes" (I was 13 at the time) no tests or anything just sent us on our way
Friend: "What's dangerous to forget" *on his phone going thru tiktok Me: "that you driving" Friend: "OH CRAP THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, THERE IS A COP I ALMOST PASSED WHILE I WAS ON TIKTOK"
2:41 sounds like spider eyes to me. Try going outside at night with a phone light or something like that and point it at the grass. The amount of eyes you will see is crazy. Especially after a wet dewy or rainy day.
Asda , pronounced Azda , is a supermarket chain we also have Tesco , Aldi , Lidl , Morrisons , Sainsburys and Waitrose . The Republic of Ireland despite being in the British Isles is an independent country on the same island in the northeast quarter is Northern Ireland which is part of the UK , at least for now .
What's dangerous to forget? Your medications! 1:13 - And yet, if she had chosen NOT to have a child, I bet the same doctor would be wanting to know what was "wrong" with her and pressuring her to change her mind! 8:41 - BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 8:50 - I've also heard that ferret legging isn't real.
Ferret legging is 100% real, at least in the modern world (I suppose it would be hard to prove that they did this before cameras were a thing). You can watch videos of recent contests. I wrote a whole research paper on this.
I'll trade for the doctor who said the fattest cows die last 😂 I went into an office to get permission to see a cancer doctor, my doctor said "You don't need a cancer doctor, you need to get weight-loss surgery" I did actually need that cancer doctor, but, I mean, he's not wrong either
2:41 Uh... I've experienced this exact same thing once while camping. I had my glasses off so I didn't get a good look at it, but it was a glowing light that moved slowly through the trees way above me. I wonder what tech the military is making.
I think it was probably ball lightning. Though its not a very good explanation as we have no idea what the heck ball lightning is, but its at least been seen enough times by witnesses and on video that people do now accept that its real. First time I saw it was scary as heck, didn't realize it was probably ball light lightning till long after the fact.
because you didnt say what color the light was, i think its an airplane. You probably knew this but - airplanes have 2 lights. as for the other light.... probably behind the trees
10:21 I'm a film buff with almost 600 DVDs/Blu-rays. TBH I need to see half of them but I'm also too busy watching Emkay videos and other internet stuff, if I'm not working or whatever.
As far as the extra nuts and bolts, to keep them organized and not taking up a lot of space, i recommend taping them to the bottom/back of whatever they come with so you know where it is and what it goes to at all times
If I was gods replacement I’d probably do random inconvenient but harmless things to everyone on a daily basis just to keep ‘em on edge. Then, I’d keep increasing the intensity of the events until one day I’ll not do anything, and just watch as every single human alive goes through a whole day riddled with awkward anxiety.
I have both eaten and made gelatin salads (while being ~30 to boot) They're... Honestly kinda meh. Like, it depends on the quality of the jello and what they put in it, but they're more like a novelty food than anything outrageous or amazing.
Something dangerous to forget is that money is money. A 100 dollars (or even a cent) can change a person's life in terms of receiving, losing or taking. That cent could be the thing that decides whether you have a enough money to get important things like rent, food or clothes (especially now that a lot of things are digital so you don't get sympathy about not having a cent less)
1:05 the therapist who said i couldn't be autistic because she thought special interests had to be productive to society. I spent another 5 years suffering wondering what the hell was wrong with me before I got a new therapist who actually knew what autism f*cking looks like
I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was "its dangerous to forget to remember." I went to comment and saw my own comment already making that joke. I'm glad I'm consistent at least.
My doctor told my mom that the only thing wrong with my stomach was that I put too much in it. Later discovered that I had gallstones. I didn't fit the "fair, fat, and forty" profile. Gallstones were a side effect of my birth control pills. Damn. Side effects are the pits. Recently had to stop a thyroid medication because it causes nerve damage in my legs. I walk short distances with a cane and need a wheelchair for longer treks.
"it was so fun to just pull out the little bouncy ball and just.. suck on it" sometimes i find stuff in my mouth thats not food and try to recreate the thought process of me even grabbing the object
"Unsubscribe before Free Trial ends." This is why I don't DO Free Trials. Got bit ONCE, and the way to "Unsubscribe" involved sending a letter by Registered Mail, Return Receipt Requested, to an address that did not exist. My Bank got involved in that one... The reason I do not do "Automatic Payments" is twofold: 1) The businesses often (HA! INVARIABLY!!!) withdraw the money whenever THEY Damn Well Choose, instead of on the ONE Day per month that I want them to: The day I actually have money in the bank. THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN, I SWEAR THE BANK IS GIVING THE BUSINESS A KICKBACK!!! 2) And also because "Some" businesses like to Double-Dip, thinking you just won't notice. Why, NO, Comcast, I am CERTAINLY not looking at YOU!!!
5:00 ay what? No one? Bruh, when I was at store with used electronic they had these mouses, quite vertical, gray with red ball at left side (because that was mouses with right profile)
i avoid the free trial problem by subscribing then immediately going into settings and canceling it. Almost all free trials will still be valid after that. Door dash pass being a stupid exception.
I woke up when my grandfather died... I was on the OTHER side of the world and just couldn't get rid of the wrong feeling at like 1 am. I called my mother using up a precious phone card (This was 2004) and he'd died when I woke up. I didn't even know he was sick.
Well, now I know what an Under Construction GIF is, although very few of them were spinning and the words Under and Construction no longer look like words.
oh, a fun fact about my country everyone thinks is true. Hungarians have nothing to do with the Huns, even though the name suggests (only in some foreign languages tho). Huns lived here about 4-500 years before we arrived.
On Stephen Hawking, He played a joke on Leonard Suskind where he sent his motorized chair flying down telegraph hill. Leonard chased him down the hill all the way to the bottom. When he caught up, Stephen looked up at him with a big smile on his face and said, "We need to find a bigger hill." You can find this tale in the book "The Black Hole Wars" written by Leonard Suskind.
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A dish made with hate: "vegetarian meatloaf"
My mother had a vegetarian boyfriend for a couple of years and forced us (my siblings and I) to eat her experimental vegetarian meals that she didn't know how to cook. They were terrible.
Awh man that makes me so sad! My boyfriend is a vegetarian and one of my winning experiments was a vegetarian meatloaf. I actually like it more than my regular meatloaf!!!
@@justinesnyder9677 You didn't taste the shit she served us.
if vegetarian food is made right, it's some of the best stuff that'll ever enter your mouth. If it's done wrong, it has the power to singlehandedly kill my will to live.
whenever i'm told i'm smart i usually bring up the fact that i'm what i call "schrodinger's stupid". i can be brilliant but i can also be a complete freaking idiot. like i got a 92% on both semesters of geometry i did this year but there was a time in like 2020 i asked my mom if chickens have nipples.
edit: the amount of people who have asked if chickens do indeed have nipples is astounding. the answer is no, because they're birds and not mammals.
This feels like me.
Yes, this is me
I feel this, like I'm currently sitting my GCSE's and so far everyone is complaining that they're hard but I think they're easy as hell, I get 90-95% on most exams, but I asked my dad if a great white was a shark.
No, you're only stupid if you refuse to learn. You may be ignorant, but as long as you're willing to learn, and especially admit if you're wrong, you're not stupid. You just ask stupid questions once in a while.
do they ??
Interestingly in regard to Uncopyrightable as a hangman word, the version I play at least allows for 10 wrong guesses, on the 11th you lose. Since "uncopyrightable" has 15 letters, that means there are only 11 letters that aren't in it. They are d f j k m q s v w x z.
This means that unless someone guesses those letters only, (meaning they never guess a vowel either, which would be a very odd strategy) then they are guaranteed to win because they can't run out of guesses. Unless they guess numbers or other characters not in the standard English alphabet.
The supernatural one i have no explanation for
A young female voice told me good night and called my by my real name, my family refers to me by a weird cultural name for a son (weird thing about hawaii) and the voice matched neither my mother nor my sister not even in approximate age sound
My father though seems to think it was my grandmother who passed when i was like 9 or so tho, he's a bit spiritual and believes in things like people revert to a certain younger age and their spirit lives that way
Dunno about that tbh but sounds more solid than "someone is in ur walls lol"
I’ve actually experienced something similar a few times before, with a feminine voice addressing me in a friendly/familial manner when I’m on the verge of sleep. And it turns out that there’s actually a scientific explanation for it! There’s a phenomenon called “hypnogogic hallucinations” where the brain going through its transition from wakefulness to sleep basically misfires and causes a hallucination (there’s also a similar form called “hypnopompic hallucinations” which occurs during the transition from sleep to awake). They hallucinations are most commonly visual and tend to be more simple, but more complex occurrences such as briefly hearing a voice are known to exist.
In the handful of times I’ve experienced it, I usually hear a soft feminine voice saying things like “hey,” “how are you?” and “it will all be okay.” Though, I actually recently experienced an opposite situation. I was just on the verge of sleep when I heard a male voice hoarsely whisper “are you awake?” After a couple seconds of staying perfectly still and trying to go to sleep again, it said the same thing again, but with a slight malicious and amused tone. After a few more seconds, I heard it one last time, this time closer to my ear saying “I know you’re awake” before fading back with a slight chuckle. Even knowing what it was and that I was in no actual danger, it scared the shot out of me.
All things considered, a soft, friendly voice is a lot better than some of the ways such sleep hallucinations can show. Even the single creepy experience is better than what others go through. There’s a condition called “exploding head syndrome” that causes the sufferers to wake up hearing a loud bang sound that seems like it originated from their head, oftentimes it also makes them see a brief flash of light and/or feel a sense of pressure on their heads. The brain can do some crazy things.
ive never had a BIG event just odd things here and there
@@mr.winters4698 that... makes a lot of sense. When I try to sleep I constantly see figures moving towards me and it sometimes even feels like somethings grabbing me. I thought I was crazy but reading this helped a lot. Thank you!
Just a hallucination. Trust me, I'm having stuff slightly less clear or obvious voices finish my thoughts for me at least once a week by now. I am convinced I'm going crazy, but at the same time it's sort of slowed as of recent, so maybe I'll be fine.
11:53 reminds me of my science teacher showing my class a video that said marshmallows grew on trees. We were all dumbfounded and lost enough braincells from it to believe it. Everyone said to relay a kid’s reaction, because that kid is always going on lectures about history and random stuff. He didn’t have as big of a reaction as we’d expected.
simultaneously funny, uplifting, and informative. love yalls new channel.
I'll be honest, I don't remember a lot of my childhood for this reason. And I don't remember much about my stays in the hospital, but I've had multiple brain surgeries. One of which was to remove part of my brain to stop my seizures. I do remember having to do a few months of physical therapy. But that was because I have cerebral palsy, abd one of my legs is longer than the other. So it was hard for me to maintain balance for a while. I'm fine now.
Honey badgers aint honeys. They're homicidal land oreo's.
Only the American ones. We taught them how to mug people right, and now they do it all the time.
lol
Mmmmmmmm yes
if i was called a land oreo i would be homicidal too xd
Homocidal land Oreos is an amazing description
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I heard that the same thing is true for squirrels.
That the terminal velocity isn't enough to kill them on impact.
You'd have to drop them from high enough that they starve to death.
wrong. the terminal velocity of a penny droped from the empire state building can kill you. a squirrel weighing much more then a penny ( their great air resistance is negligible btw) is still going to kill them. a "standard" tree fall may not. also unless its a flying squirrel
@@JS-rv3et didn’t myth-busters prove that the terminal velocity of a penny can’t kill you in one of their episodes?
@@AGuyThatMightExist haven't seen that episode since i was like 10 so i dont quite remember there verdict
It's how the squirrels land that saves them, not how sturdy they are.
1:51 myself and 3 other friends back in 4th grade had the same dream of ourselves on a fantasy style quest. The only difference was that each dream took place in our own pov. (We know its true because each of us were able to list names and places and events that happened within the dream)
In 5th grade i spent 10 minutes in class one day watching the back of my own head while my body did class work
Something dangerous to forget? The Alamo if you live in Texas.
As for supernatural stories, I've got two; one is my own, the other is my dad's.
Several years ago, when I was experimenting with techniques for lucid dreaming/Astral projection, I was trying a technique called "roll out". It was described as "rolling" 180° in your body and then falling straight down out of your body. I was struggling with it for months and then one night, as I was waiting to fall asleep, I felt myself "pivot" 180° around my left shoulder; I would have gone from lying face-up to 'floating' next to my body, face-down. Then I gently floated straight down and landed softly on the carpet. I slowly and carefully stood up and looked around and saw I was still in the bedroom. It was dark, but there also seemed to be a goldish "glow" coming from nowhere in particular. I quickly decided that it was some kind of out-of-body experience and started moving around the house. Then I passed straight through the back glass doors into the backyard and, outside, everything was completely washed in the strange gold glow, but with no obvious source. It seemed both dark, like it was still the middle of the night, but also like I was "seeing" despite the darkness. Then, I decided that, if this is an OOBE, I should be able to fly. I rose several feet into the air, but then a sudden thought came to mind that even though I was _capable_ of flying, it was risky to do so. I also recalled reading that you only have so much "recall energy" available and, if you spend too long out of body, you won't retain _any_ memories of the experience. So I decided I gathered sufficient information for the time being and flew back into the house, this time through the bedroom window (no, it wasn't open). I couldn't "see" my body in the bed, but I was somehow aware that it was there, so I lay down on the bed the same way I would if I were going to sleep. And, next thing I knew, I was waking up at around 5:00 AM or so. I've never been able to _fully_ recreate the experience, but I once partially recreated it several years later. I started the same pivoting rollout process, but it didn't feel light and gentle. My body felt very heavy and it started with my head and shoulders, but my legs felt "stuck", almost like they were tangled in the sheets. My upper body heavily half-floated, half-flopped to the floor, and I saw several $20 bills scattered all over. I recalled figuring out before that money in dreams was symbolic of personal energy or power, so I felt maybe I was having such a hard time because I was low on energy; I was going through depression at the time. I started picking up the money I could reach, but then it all faded out and I woke up, still on the bed in my typical position (I didn't physically tangle in the sheets or flop/fall off the bed).
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Now for my dad's story. This was from ~70ish years ago. He was enlisted in the Army and stationed at Trippler Army Hospital in Hawaii (his very first duty station, lucky sob). He and one of his buddies decided to go hiking in the forests up the side of the volcano and they ended up getting super lost. While they were trying to find some landmark or way to get back, one of them spotted a white dog not far off. And, right now, some of you (especially if you're from Hawaii) know exactly where this story is going. They figured it was someone's pet so they must be close to a residential area, so if they follow the dog, it could lead them to some place where they'd be able to find a road that lead back to base. The dog eventually lead them to a stretch of road (nowhere near any homes, mind you) that they recognized and they could follow straight back to where they needed to go. Then, they looked around, and the dog was nowhere to be seen and they never, ever saw it again. Many, _many_ years later, my dad reconnected with that same buddy and, as they were reminiscing, the guy brought up the dog story and what he had learned about it. In Hawaiian mythology, the goddess Pele, goddess of the volcano, either had or appeared as (myths are rarely consistant) a white dog. This dog came to people who were lost on the volcano and guided them back home. [Call_Of_The_Witch.mp3]
"That you are driving"
Immediately thought this when I saw the thumbnail!
Personally I thought "That you have Alzheimers"
@@madzzmadzz I didn't think of this at all and it's pretty concerning
4:04 that's not fall damage, that's just damage
4:16 VCRs and VHS Tapes.
My Grandma has a VCR, we haven't used it in like 2 or 3 years. It's plugged in and works, but the picture isn't connected. (If you put a tape in, it would play but no picture or sound would occur.)
9:44 I lost my memories relating to a specific thing once, though the things is that there is _nothing_ that should have caused it. I’m lucky my brain adjusted immediately, so much so I was even able to tell exactly when my memories cut out (which only adds to the fact that it makes no sense, I had died in a Minecraft server once and then all of my memories from it cut out (though only when I could remember stuff again; in the period when it was still going on, I think my brain managed to pull together ghost memories)). Luckily my subconscious had managed to keep them (and I _know_ it wouldn’t happen for anybody else), so I got through with certain memories I had remembered due to specifically focusing on them, me subconsciously drawing on the memories, and for a time I could actually (if I knew all of the details of one, so it was only a simple memory that I ever brought back up) bring memories back up (I used a mundane one because I knew that was the best one), but they were extremely hazy and disappeared after a second or two. Shortly after that, my mind managed to bring them back into conscious memory (though due to it being mental, it took a lot of mental (and physical, because it put pressure on my head) effort, and at times I was breathing pretty quickly). Also I will mention that there is a _lot_ in my subconscious that I can’t bring into my conscious, because of the sheer volume of it. I can fully access my subconscious though, so it’s not really a problem. It’s like that for a reason, after all.
6:19 A Molotov cocktail
5:50 that theme song idea could absolutely be useful, now we know why the boss music is playing
When I was 11 my family docter who retired like 3 years after this incident said to me that won't get my menstrual cycle untill I grow more of a chest.
Completely valid yes, although some people don't need to get full on bozookas in order to be a full functioning baby maker.
I got my first cycle in the same year.
It hurt that what a professional said wasn't true for everyone. Fast forward years later and I still don't have the womanly assets. Flatter than a board and I'm always freezing.
At least my sweaters help with hiding my flatness.
I started my menstrual cycle when I was 8, before the school even showed "the video"
@@megatronyeets That is a possibility as well. You've been suffering longer than I have. :(
Early puberty is a thing, of course it differs from many factors. Not sure if endometriosis is hereditary cause that would be bad.
I have a friend; we'll call her Milton. Milton has a brother we'll call him Braydn. Braydn and Milton's parents have a barn. We went into that barn to film a short ghost hunt prank, I guess, for Braydn's snapchat. Twenty things fell off shelves, two at the same time. The two broke.
The best part? The door behind the people who don't have the strength to slam a door that size did something.
It slammed HARD.
8:35
French here.
We didn't surrender as soon as the German swarmed us back in WW2.
We fought to buy time for the Brits to evacuate. THEN we were forced to surrender given our lower numbers.
The biggest joke a person has ever played, in my opinion, is the creation of the hodag. If you don't know what the hodag is, look it up, it has also appeared multiple times on tv. If you know, then I'm proud of you, random stranger on the internet! But it basically ended with an entire town having based itself off of the hodag...
That one about Ireland is so true! People from other countries call us part of the UK so often. Including people in the UK.
Not emotionally hurtful but the first time I passed out (anemia) my parents took me to the hospital. The doctor took one look at me and was like "yeah young girls do that sometimes" (I was 13 at the time) no tests or anything just sent us on our way
Friend: "What's dangerous to forget" *on his phone going thru tiktok
Me: "that you driving"
Friend: "OH CRAP THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, THERE IS A COP I ALMOST PASSED WHILE I WAS ON TIKTOK"
2:41 sounds like spider eyes to me. Try going outside at night with a phone light or something like that and point it at the grass. The amount of eyes you will see is crazy. Especially after a wet dewy or rainy day.
10:22 i have a comical amount of rocks, straight up just have a bag in my room containing exactly 163 rocks
Asda , pronounced Azda , is a supermarket chain we also have Tesco , Aldi , Lidl , Morrisons , Sainsburys and Waitrose . The Republic of Ireland despite being in the British Isles is an independent country on the same island in the northeast quarter is Northern Ireland which is part of the UK , at least for now .
Huh. My dad's name is Erik, so it's good to know that he's named after one of the greatest pranksters in history
What's dangerous to forget? Your medications!
1:13 - And yet, if she had chosen NOT to have a child, I bet the same doctor would be wanting to know what was "wrong" with her and pressuring her to change her mind!
8:41 - BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
8:50 - I've also heard that ferret legging isn't real.
idk man, i put my ferrets im my pants sometimes
Ferret legging is 100% real, at least in the modern world (I suppose it would be hard to prove that they did this before cameras were a thing). You can watch videos of recent contests. I wrote a whole research paper on this.
I'll trade for the doctor who said the fattest cows die last 😂 I went into an office to get permission to see a cancer doctor, my doctor said "You don't need a cancer doctor, you need to get weight-loss surgery"
I did actually need that cancer doctor, but, I mean, he's not wrong either
2:41
Uh... I've experienced this exact same thing once while camping. I had my glasses off so I didn't get a good look at it, but it was a glowing light that moved slowly through the trees way above me.
I wonder what tech the military is making.
I think it was probably ball lightning.
Though its not a very good explanation as we have no idea what the heck ball lightning is, but its at least been seen enough times by witnesses and on video that people do now accept that its real.
First time I saw it was scary as heck, didn't realize it was probably ball light lightning till long after the fact.
because you didnt say what color the light was, i think its an airplane.
You probably knew this but - airplanes have 2 lights.
as for the other light.... probably behind the trees
I love this channel please keep the consistant uploads
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10:21 I'm a film buff with almost 600 DVDs/Blu-rays. TBH I need to see half of them but I'm also too busy watching Emkay videos and other internet stuff, if I'm not working or whatever.
10:22
I have bags of HUNDREDS of those things you put in the holes of Crocs to decorate them.
I don't even own Crocs
As far as the extra nuts and bolts, to keep them organized and not taking up a lot of space, i recommend taping them to the bottom/back of whatever they come with so you know where it is and what it goes to at all times
If I was gods replacement I’d probably do random inconvenient but harmless things to everyone on a daily basis just to keep ‘em on edge. Then, I’d keep increasing the intensity of the events until one day I’ll not do anything, and just watch as every single human alive goes through a whole day riddled with awkward anxiety.
Don’t forget that you’re wearing/holding something long, loose, and/or flammable (cape, sparkler, etc.)
I have both eaten and made gelatin salads (while being ~30 to boot) They're... Honestly kinda meh. Like, it depends on the quality of the jello and what they put in it, but they're more like a novelty food than anything outrageous or amazing.
2:42 Hey! Listen!
Something dangerous to forget is that money is money. A 100 dollars (or even a cent) can change a person's life in terms of receiving, losing or taking. That cent could be the thing that decides whether you have a enough money to get important things like rent, food or clothes (especially now that a lot of things are digital so you don't get sympathy about not having a cent less)
The things that dangerous to forget is breathing or making your heart beat
5:36 dude when this showed up I actually WAS biting the inside of my mouth I’m being serious
1:05 the therapist who said i couldn't be autistic because she thought special interests had to be productive to society. I spent another 5 years suffering wondering what the hell was wrong with me before I got a new therapist who actually knew what autism f*cking looks like
0:01
*I don't know I forgot-*
It's dangerous to forget to remember.
I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was "its dangerous to forget to remember." I went to comment and saw my own comment already making that joke. I'm glad I'm consistent at least.
Is it tho?
Keep up your awesome work! :) So entertaining to watch~
0:22 *has fire award*
“Ironic”
4:35 - not me with Neopets on the other half of my screen rn... It's the Altador Cup! Go Mystery Island!!
My doctor told my mom that the only thing wrong with my stomach was that I put too much in it. Later discovered that I had gallstones. I didn't fit the "fair, fat, and forty" profile. Gallstones were a side effect of my birth control pills. Damn. Side effects are the pits. Recently had to stop a thyroid medication because it causes nerve damage in my legs. I walk short distances with a cane and need a wheelchair for longer treks.
Never forget the evil hurtful things people have said and done to you, they will do it again if given the opportunity.
4:04 I've tried to kill ants by plucking them and knocking them off of tall surfaces. Never worked. Now I understand why.
what do you mean, dangerous to forget how to breathe? we dont know in the first place lol
"it was so fun to just pull out the little bouncy ball and just.. suck on it"
sometimes i find stuff in my mouth thats not food and try to recreate the thought process of me even grabbing the object
It seems like for me that the only time I get told that "I'm smart"is when I hang out with the guys I get drunk with.
"Unsubscribe before Free Trial ends." This is why I don't DO Free Trials. Got bit ONCE, and the way to "Unsubscribe" involved sending a letter by Registered Mail, Return Receipt Requested, to an address that did not exist. My Bank got involved in that one...
The reason I do not do "Automatic Payments" is twofold:
1) The businesses often (HA! INVARIABLY!!!) withdraw the money whenever THEY Damn Well Choose, instead of on the ONE Day per month that I want them to: The day I actually have money in the bank. THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN, I SWEAR THE BANK IS GIVING THE BUSINESS A KICKBACK!!!
2) And also because "Some" businesses like to Double-Dip, thinking you just won't notice.
Why, NO, Comcast, I am CERTAINLY not looking at YOU!!!
Are the narrators of "Ask Emkay" in the discord server?
9:27 I had a tumor the size of a grapefruit near-ish to my heart
First one: forgetting how to drive is pretty dangerous.
Where the landmines that you JUST finished burying are.
“What’s dangerous to forget?”
How to breathe
what's truly dangerous to forget is to take a bath
5:00 ay what? No one? Bruh, when I was at store with used electronic they had these mouses, quite vertical, gray with red ball at left side (because that was mouses with right profile)
Dangerous to forget: Baby.
i avoid the free trial problem by subscribing then immediately going into settings and canceling it. Almost all free trials will still be valid after that. Door dash pass being a stupid exception.
0:58 WeFit would have argued you were big hurt
I woke up when my grandfather died... I was on the OTHER side of the world and just couldn't get rid of the wrong feeling at like 1 am. I called my mother using up a precious phone card (This was 2004) and he'd died when I woke up. I didn't even know he was sick.
Forgetting to cool down the boiler in a active train while it's on the track and it has passengers.
0:07 I was bit by a vole yesterday. Twice.
Most dangerous thing to forget is that you have an exam tomorrow
00:2 your surroundings…I actual a safety hazards to forgot to look around…you could be kidnapped and you realize it to late
6:21 deviled eggs
It's dangerous to forget that my birds are sitting on the top of my door, I've had many close calls when closing it
3:15 he said unusual intead of useless
Well, now I know what an Under Construction GIF is, although very few of them were spinning and the words Under and Construction no longer look like words.
0:03 bruh im allergic to something that can send me in the hospital multiple days but i dont know what it is
10:22 my dad has a ridiculous amount of golf tees, I’d say he has at least 100 just stuffed into one small area
For me, something I have too much of is scrunchies. I have more than 80 of them. And I have short hair now so I can't really put them in my hair...
What's dangerous to forget:
That you can't jump off a cliff without dying
Dangerous to forget?
Breathing.
5:19 i'd make jesus the new god
11:23 no answer
The most dangerous one is forgetting your wife’s name
What is dangerous to forget? A child.
10:23 blankets
4:30 - ...My family was so happy when I switched to gold, because it was "some color other than blue" ;-; rip me i guess
5:20 make the old god the new god again
5:50 mine better be written by nile cigarette
0:00 that your driving
oh, a fun fact about my country everyone thinks is true. Hungarians have nothing to do with the Huns, even though the name suggests (only in some foreign languages tho). Huns lived here about 4-500 years before we arrived.
A super natural event is life itself
4:21 common sense
3:16 there habitable range of the sun
9:15 yes and yes.
4:16 Dippy Dawg*
6:30 frick, Im Polish and it took me 3 tries to read that soups name XD
But I never new that soups story so that's interesting
Dangerous to forget: that you dropped a box of clear thumbtacks.
Did that when I was 12.
Forgetting an organ can be dangerous.
Dangerous to forget?
Getting car controls and forklift controls mixed up while in motion
The Spaghetti Tree broadcast was made by the BBC news show Panorama as a prank it was first aired on April 1st 1957 .