Dumbest thing I believed as a kid... my friend convinced me that the hazard button in a car was used for self-destruct, hence the "hazard" flashing lights... I believed that for a long damn time... and I still sometimes look at the knobby thing warily. lol
My older brother once jokingly told me as a kid that the button that controls the car roof if you click it the carry will teleport underground and leave after 1 year I still look at that button with fear
14:04 I think one of my aunts once said of my uncle that "boys will always like playing with toys, it's just the size and the price of the toys that will evolve as the boy grows older". She was right about that for my uncle, as he was fiddling with a new boat he bought. I still think of it sometimes when I look at my research director just juggling tennis balls while I ask him questions about the intricacies of a seven-digit-priced microscope he added to his lab. Complete with Lego Star Wars characters and pieces scattered in the microscopy room for 'decoration'.
17:19 Reading about what executive dysfunction is, and how it's different from being lazy. I have adhd and NTs don't know how bad it hurts when you struggle to do anything remotely productive, and someone tells you it's just because you don't try hard enough or don't want it enough.
"What's stopping you from becoming a millionaire?" Millionaires. They really don't want you joining their club without their say so, and put a lotta stuff in the way to make sure it stays that way
You know why the millionaires are like that? The billionaires convinced them that the people trying to climb their way up to being millionaires will make being a millionaire look bad and would probably de-millionaire them on the way up. That way, the millionaires and sub-millionaires are busy being at odds with each other and can't team up to threaten the status of the billionaires.
fun fact: we do actually have taste buds in our intestines. they're wired up differently so we don't actually taste from them consciously but they are used to detect possible food poisoning possibly and they the reason sometimes u just void your digestive system when u eat something bad that tastes good. it's a defense mechanism
When I was a little kid, I was afraid of aliens (probably because of all the X-Files my mom watched). My sister told me egg yolks were baby aliens. -_-
Tip for y’all. When u see a unskippable ad, press the little icon thing and say to not show the ad anymore. Boom. Solved. Haven’t gotten one for a few days now considering how many I blocked.
The “what makes women unattractive” one.. needing attention. They’re like “my boyfriends been at the store for 15 minutes, I need someone to talk to!” Or “me and my bf are fighting, tell me how you feel about me” like stfu. They just want someone to tell them nice things and then they’ll carry on their merry way. I have met too many people like this over the course of my life. Now? I’ll just tell them whatever crazy over-the-top thing they want to hear and then dip. Idc. I’ll be like “oh I’ve been inlove with you for 26 years, talk to you later though!” And then never reply again 🤣🤣 because I have to have my simple pleasures too.
@@Ky8_ Three days a week I do a stretch, ab workout(I know that's not very effective, it makes me feel better to do it so I do), and a cardio whole thing rounding out to an hour? Then one day a week I play about an hour of DDR (leg workout? Cardio? I'm not sure) Honestly I think I'm chubby because of my diet more than anything else. Being hungry is difficult and cutting carbs is too.
"What do you immediately think of when you hear 'India'?" Two people riding a faded teal moped through a rocky street, passing by a few children playing outside of their houses, all doors open and a few people carrying goods.
What’s stopping me from becoming a millionaire? My severe ADHD that either makes it almost impossible to focus for more than two minutes, or makes me hyper focus on everything BUT what I need to do.
What's stopping me from being a millionaire is the health of my grandmother's business partner. As he's in rehab after a heart attack. And when my grandmother eventually gets the money she needs I'll get some of it, then invest into real estate for a passive form of income & also buy and sell stocks to make money.
Last question: Not unattractive, but less attractive, if they lose weight. After all, the gravitational force between the 2 of you is decreased as their mass goes down. You can, however, counteract this by gaining weight yourself.
I've spent $120 on my truck. It's a 1st gen Toyota Tundra so almost nothing on it breaks, except for the 5 years of neglect from my dad. The only thing that isn't OEM stock on it is a cold air intake because the engine is getting older and less efficient, so I have to make it more efficient.
1:45 no no they mean keyboard. there were slide phones that literally had a physical tiny qwertyboard for you to type on. my mother had two of them back to back and loved them, then started hating phones in typical boomer fashion when they stopped being a thing and she had to learn more modern phones.
What I wished would happened to my worst enemy? I wished my ex-husband would have gotten a NEARLY FATAL case of COVID like I did & be permanently disabled from it like I did He died in late 2019, just a few months before the outbreak. Life just ain't fair sometimes.
I have had many surgeries on my jaw so going to the dentist is an event. They don't get to see hardware like that outside of car crash victims. All my breaks were done intentionally and it just makes their day. They love looking at my x-rays. I once had a dentist hold up his clinic and every appointment for an hour so that he could look at them, my incisions and to evaluate my range of motion.
True story! (Or rather, my dad says it's true, so who really knows at this point?) When my dad was in the Navy, he was answering the phones in his shop in an "unprofessional manner." He was saying things like "Welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?" Stuff like that. CO (Commanding Officer, highest rank and in charge of the whole ship, usually rank Captain or higher) calls him for whatever reason and gets that joke answer. CO: Do you know who I am?! Dad: ...No. CO: I'm the CO! You're in so much trouble **miscellaneous officer threats and swearing** Dad: SIR!! Do YOU know who I AM??! CO: ...No? Dad: Good. **Hangs up.**
What's stopping me from becoming a millionaire? Honestly, lack of motivation. I am fortunate enough to have a roof over my head and enough food to eat, I have clothes and shoes for warm and cold weather. I can also treat myself to an occasional takeaway or day out. I'm grateful for what I have now, because there have been times when I didn't have enough to eat or a secure home.
6:21 Make them do the most painful farming technique in the legend of zelda breath of the wild (getting two of the maxxed out hylian shields), teach them how to do it, answer any questions highlight it to be as simple and easy as possible, right? The problem is, the game is modded so all the modifiers' caps are ONE less than the maximum, meaning an already tedious process that isnt much fun just got made impossible.
At 8:36 the poster isn't wrong, the Universe Expands faster than the speed of light so its actively impossible to be able to see everything, and the vastness and what little we truly know, cause think about it, people say creatures cannot live in the Vacuum of space, but yet we haven't discovered everything. I love studying Paleontology but God, Space is so Cool!
Boys will be boys- when my two sons play fight each other but the big one stops when it’s getting a bit much for the little guy and makes sure his brother is okay.
What’s stopping me from becoming a millionnaire? I’m just not convinved anyone would want to invest millions of dollars into innovative artificial electromechanical organs or deep multipurpose neuroimplants for life extension, so I’m pre-emptively cutting my loses.
Can confirm, nobody names their daughter Isis (or in my case Iysis) anymore!🤣 Doesn't help that I'm a brat turned military spouse, my husband just calls me Little Terrorist.🤦🏾♀️
Actually my dude some androids had the ability to slide up and have a keyboard. Not just a number pad. I had one in 2012. Looks like something similar is still around. Kyocera Rise
???? Judge me all you like. If Spotify doesn't have something, I'm buying it on iTunes. (But I don't use it much anymore because I'm using Spotify, Alexa and YT for all my music needs, save for anime soundtracks that aren't readily available everywhere.)
(please read the full thing) I take the alpha ID and put my own spin on it, instead of the big hulking person, I mean it as a protector, caretaker, and provider, referencing the fact that alpha is in the wild are typically just the parents taken care of their children.
I do wish Brandon would be nicer to himself, he's quickly becoming my favorite narrator!
Definitely in this channel, maybe not entirely of emkay
they all sound the same for me 😭
Brandon and Lexi
Dumbest thing I believed as a kid... my friend convinced me that the hazard button in a car was used for self-destruct, hence the "hazard" flashing lights... I believed that for a long damn time... and I still sometimes look at the knobby thing warily. lol
My older brother once jokingly told me as a kid that the button that controls the car roof if you click it the carry will teleport underground and leave after 1 year I still look at that button with fear
14:04 I think one of my aunts once said of my uncle that "boys will always like playing with toys, it's just the size and the price of the toys that will evolve as the boy grows older". She was right about that for my uncle, as he was fiddling with a new boat he bought. I still think of it sometimes when I look at my research director just juggling tennis balls while I ask him questions about the intricacies of a seven-digit-priced microscope he added to his lab. Complete with Lego Star Wars characters and pieces scattered in the microscopy room for 'decoration'.
14:00 Calcium is a metal. You are right, it is “metal”
17:19 Reading about what executive dysfunction is, and how it's different from being lazy. I have adhd and NTs don't know how bad it hurts when you struggle to do anything remotely productive, and someone tells you it's just because you don't try hard enough or don't want it enough.
"What's stopping you from becoming a millionaire?" Millionaires. They really don't want you joining their club without their say so, and put a lotta stuff in the way to make sure it stays that way
You know why the millionaires are like that? The billionaires convinced them that the people trying to climb their way up to being millionaires will make being a millionaire look bad and would probably de-millionaire them on the way up. That way, the millionaires and sub-millionaires are busy being at odds with each other and can't team up to threaten the status of the billionaires.
fun fact: we do actually have taste buds in our intestines. they're wired up differently so we don't actually taste from them consciously but they are used to detect possible food poisoning possibly and they the reason sometimes u just void your digestive system when u eat something bad that tastes good. it's a defense mechanism
Brandon is probably my favourite Narrator already, keep being awesome man >:D
When I was a little kid, I was afraid of aliens (probably because of all the X-Files my mom watched). My sister told me egg yolks were baby aliens. -_-
Tip for y’all. When u see a unskippable ad, press the little icon thing and say to not show the ad anymore. Boom. Solved. Haven’t gotten one for a few days now considering how many I blocked.
Simple answer: Money
The “what makes women unattractive” one..
needing attention.
They’re like “my boyfriends been at the store for 15 minutes, I need someone to talk to!” Or “me and my bf are fighting, tell me how you feel about me” like stfu. They just want someone to tell them nice things and then they’ll carry on their merry way. I have met too many people like this over the course of my life. Now? I’ll just tell them whatever crazy over-the-top thing they want to hear and then dip. Idc. I’ll be like “oh I’ve been inlove with you for 26 years, talk to you later though!” And then never reply again 🤣🤣 because I have to have my simple pleasures too.
4:10 - I'm autistic. It's hard to remember. I'm working on it, but please be kind to others like me.
The threat of jail time, really.
Trust me, you can be chubby and have a workout routine. I do... Can't get rid of my Chubby but I feel a lot better having a workout routine.
Can you give me your routine?
@@Ky8_ Three days a week I do a stretch, ab workout(I know that's not very effective, it makes me feel better to do it so I do), and a cardio whole thing rounding out to an hour? Then one day a week I play about an hour of DDR (leg workout? Cardio? I'm not sure)
Honestly I think I'm chubby because of my diet more than anything else. Being hungry is difficult and cutting carbs is too.
@@NinjaNanya alr ty
"What do you immediately think of when you hear 'India'?"
Two people riding a faded teal moped through a rocky street, passing by a few children playing outside of their houses, all doors open and a few people carrying goods.
What’s stopping me from becoming a millionaire? My severe ADHD that either makes it almost impossible to focus for more than two minutes, or makes me hyper focus on everything BUT what I need to do.
My $413 billion dollars in home equity loans. My debt is high… All for nanomachines!
0:43
"Did you forget?"
I AM USING THIS
Best cartoon has got to be gravity falls
The amount of lore and story
I love it
Finally someone said it
1:39 No they probably DID mean "keyboard". Slide phones with keyboards were a thing. And might still be.
Isis used to be an uncommon, but not unheard of girls name, it was the name of an ancient Egyptian goddess of fertility
What's stopping me from being a millionaire is the health of my grandmother's business partner. As he's in rehab after a heart attack. And when my grandmother eventually gets the money she needs I'll get some of it, then invest into real estate for a passive form of income & also buy and sell stocks to make money.
PSA: You can skip unskippable ads by just blocking them.
4:25 - tbh it's just hard to remember that stuff for me.
1:41 no no no.. an actual full QWERTY keyboard.
10:36 Agree, Robin Hood Daffy and Ali Baba Bunny are two of the greatest.
Last question: Not unattractive, but less attractive, if they lose weight. After all, the gravitational force between the 2 of you is decreased as their mass goes down. You can, however, counteract this by gaining weight yourself.
I've spent $120 on my truck. It's a 1st gen Toyota Tundra so almost nothing on it breaks, except for the 5 years of neglect from my dad. The only thing that isn't OEM stock on it is a cold air intake because the engine is getting older and less efficient, so I have to make it more efficient.
1:42 there were phones with actual keyboards
Whats stopping me?
im not smart٫ pretty٫ I have adhd٫ and have no talent.
1:45 no no they mean keyboard. there were slide phones that literally had a physical tiny qwertyboard for you to type on. my mother had two of them back to back and loved them, then started hating phones in typical boomer fashion when they stopped being a thing and she had to learn more modern phones.
I've had one of those, weren't half bad.
7:05 that safety is the same thing as living in fear
0:00 my money
you sound like damien and you are now my favorite ask emkay narrator
I also often get stuck places trying to see who can get the highest
I don't have millionaire parents, scratch that parent... Oh I could try with scratchers!
lack of knowledge on how to become one, laziness and I like to spend alot, but only sometimes.
Odds of being murdered by a close relative increase by a crazy amount if you win the lottery
Question: What's stopping you from becoming a millionaire?
Me: Law
What I wished would happened to my worst enemy? I wished my ex-husband would have gotten a NEARLY FATAL case of COVID like I did & be permanently disabled from it like I did He died in late 2019, just a few months before the outbreak. Life just ain't fair sometimes.
6:21 hitting their funny bone in that weird spot that makes it hurt like hell repeatedly every day
1:40 naw I had a phone with a physical keyboard... look for qwerty phones I think they're called
2:55 To be fair, that's just Chicago for ya
13:36
So no one is most likely to kill me? That's comforting.
No, they meant keyboard. I still miss my Motorola Cliq...
I have had many surgeries on my jaw so going to the dentist is an event. They don't get to see hardware like that outside of car crash victims. All my breaks were done intentionally and it just makes their day. They love looking at my x-rays. I once had a dentist hold up his clinic and every appointment for an hour so that he could look at them, my incisions and to evaluate my range of motion.
4:38 I, a man, with healthy bowels, usually spend about 15-20 seconds disposing of waste
13:14 I actually have been learning blacksmithing.
For the first question: age. It's illegal in my country to sell stuff at my age.
2:21 someone once said “your skin is softer than [insert female friend name here]”. Everyone looked at him weird then questioned how he knew that
1:58 SMITE!
True story! (Or rather, my dad says it's true, so who really knows at this point?)
When my dad was in the Navy, he was answering the phones in his shop in an "unprofessional manner." He was saying things like "Welcome to Pizza Hut, can I take your order?" Stuff like that. CO (Commanding Officer, highest rank and in charge of the whole ship, usually rank Captain or higher) calls him for whatever reason and gets that joke answer.
CO: Do you know who I am?!
Dad: ...No.
CO: I'm the CO! You're in so much trouble **miscellaneous officer threats and swearing**
Dad: SIR!! Do YOU know who I AM??!
CO: ...No?
Dad: Good. **Hangs up.**
that's a great story mate!
What's stopping me from becoming a millionaire? Honestly, lack of motivation. I am fortunate enough to have a roof over my head and enough food to eat, I have clothes and shoes for warm and cold weather. I can also treat myself to an occasional takeaway or day out. I'm grateful for what I have now, because there have been times when I didn't have enough to eat or a secure home.
12:00 trainspotting
6:21
Make them do the most painful farming technique in the legend of zelda breath of the wild (getting two of the maxxed out hylian shields), teach them how to do it, answer any questions highlight it to be as simple and easy as possible, right?
The problem is, the game is modded so all the modifiers' caps are ONE less than the maximum, meaning an already tedious process that isnt much fun just got made impossible.
I don't even care enough to bother and keep myself alive, what makes you think I would put any effort into somehow becoming a millionaire
The weirdest compliment I've gotten is from my friend saying that my skin is soft.
4:39 I like this guy a lot more now
to answer the titular question:
writer's block.
No they ment physical keyboard on your phone - a full mini keyboard to type with. they were great
At 8:36 the poster isn't wrong, the Universe Expands faster than the speed of light so its actively impossible to be able to see everything, and the vastness and what little we truly know, cause think about it, people say creatures cannot live in the Vacuum of space, but yet we haven't discovered everything. I love studying Paleontology but God, Space is so Cool!
Boys will be boys- when my two sons play fight each other but the big one stops when it’s getting a bit much for the little guy and makes sure his brother is okay.
Depends on how fast I want to be a millionaire. If it’s ASAP then I’d say a good bank vault or two.
What’s stopping me from becoming a millionnaire? I’m just not convinved anyone would want to invest millions of dollars into innovative artificial electromechanical organs or deep multipurpose neuroimplants for life extension, so I’m pre-emptively cutting my loses.
Can confirm, nobody names their daughter Isis (or in my case Iysis) anymore!🤣 Doesn't help that I'm a brat turned military spouse, my husband just calls me Little Terrorist.🤦🏾♀️
The security at the bank
1:41 there are phones with keyboards
Brandon likes r/bread stapled trees! This guy on the favourite narrators list now!
6:21 Infinite death loop.
4:38 fighting for our lives
At 1:41, No they do mean a keyboard. There are phones with a keyboard.
11:39 my scout troop
I actually had a sliding phine with a full pc style physical keyboard
14:53 collecting minerals
11:42 i watch a lot of drew durnil so i think of the flag and/or the shape of the country
Laws against robbery
6:45 - ;-; someone did that to me.
Before you turn 30, get yourself some "29 again" candles for your cake. Problem solved.
I've met a girl named Isis. very funny person. she played tennis like i did, but we never got to face each other.
0:02 gas prices
My answer to the first question is “bank security”
I spend 40 mins on the toilet...
Visualising made up superhero fights that I wanna make part of a show one day
An art degree I have I great idea for shonen jump the only issue is I can’t draw
What’s stopping me from becoming a millionaire? The fact that I am a child
“What’s stopping you from being a millionaire?”
My mom dying.
1:20 I assume they meant iPhone 3G.
10:33 Steven universe and the owl house
"What's stopping you from becoming a millionare"
A lack of motivati
10:34 the owl house!
“What’s stopping you from becoming a millionaire”
The law
Actually my dude some androids had the ability to slide up and have a keyboard. Not just a number pad. I had one in 2012. Looks like something similar is still around. Kyocera Rise
???? Judge me all you like. If Spotify doesn't have something, I'm buying it on iTunes. (But I don't use it much anymore because I'm using Spotify, Alexa and YT for all my music needs, save for anime soundtracks that aren't readily available everywhere.)
What's stopping me from becoming a millionaire? Not having a million dollars
The UA-cam algorithm
3:44 Jk rowling
The fact that I cant get 1 million people to just loan my $1
(please read the full thing)
I take the alpha ID and put my own spin on it, instead of the big hulking person, I mean it as a protector, caretaker, and provider, referencing the fact that alpha is in the wild are typically just the parents taken care of their children.
For the question
"Women of reddit what do men do that confuse you?"
IT"S THE LAW
Whats stopping me? The fact i dont own 1 million dollars.
Permanent cheeto fingers is a blessing because yummy dust