How Technoblade Made Me 1 Billion Coins (Almost) | Hypixel Skyblock Ep.67
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- After a month of careful planning, my ultimate plan went, well, not quite to plan. I still made an absurd amount of money but not quite what it could have been thanks to some good old fashion lag!
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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
0:34 2 Weeks Ago...
1:30 Planning
2:34 Technoblade Becomes Mayor
3:40 The Uprising
5:06 The Bazaar In a Nutshell
7:07 Beggining to Sell
8:35 The Crash
9:55 Actually Making Money
11:00 The Final Profit
14:02 Becoming a Billionare
15:28 Outro - Ігри
I have seen many questions about which websites I used to view bazaar graphs. Here are the 2 I use:
stonks.gg
bazaartracker.com
I like stonks because it was made by minikloon and is more advanced but I try to use bazaar tracker in videos as it is more visually appealing
(this video required me to view previous graphs which is more advanced so I used stonks)
How many Khan points do you have? I have about 150
150 thousand
Minikloon is selling stonks bruh
There’s a bazaartracker mod
Plz improve your audio its terrible for me to watch
Dante: massive slime, 10 billion hp, lots of dmg, turns hub into a ruin.
/killdante: *observe*
More than 10 billion i believe
It was 1 trillion actually
If it was actually 10 billion techno would have decimated him immediately
@@yizao9289 no
@@junwei8480 what do you mean no techno was doing like 1 bill every hit Dante would have died in atleast 10 hits
"That's just a theory... A MONEY theory" dude, 10/10
No. It's 20 out of 10
No...you fools....69/10
No... 69420/10
Idoits...694501234567890/10
Thanks for the money
Rip techno we all loved him he was an amazing person
in the wise words of almost everyone. "someone is not truly dead until they are forgotten" which we can never let happen
Alternate Title:Blue Coloured Slime Teaches Us About The Stock Market With Enchanted Porkchop And Enchanted Baked Potatoes As The Currency
True
she sells sea shells on a sea shore....
Blue Colored Slime uses Green Colored Slime to get a billion coins with Enchanted Porkchops And Enchanted Baked Potatoes
you just explained the stock market to a bunch of 12 year olds lmao
That was the goal XD
@@CBoo527 then good job!
@@CBoo527 next time bribe the next big influencer to make the fans do what you want so you get like 10x more value
am a 12yr old but i am not stupid say 10 yr not 12 yr
@@Kallenox most 12 year olds don't know anything about the stock market, it's not that they are stupid they just don't know how it works.
4:42 the beginning of another technoblade
true
heh? lmao so true
I looked before the event and enchanted grilled pork chops were at 2 mil each but during the event they went down to 200K so I bought a stack and plan to sell them when the price goes up more (they are at 950K right now)
how much profit in total?
As a flipper I was literally shaking during the lag
Fly high Techno🕊🕊
I invested around techno streaming as well I bought about 20 cake souls for 6 m and under and sold all of them for 12-14 m so I made stonks
Im sad cuz no more mayor souls
omg this is actually insane
nah Undertaker01 is actually insane
"It's a story of war, heroism, and most importantly... money, lots and lots of money.
Amazing market prediction! What is the website where you could track item prices??
Just put up a pinned comment with more info. Thanks for letting me know you want to know more about it :)
Also u could just use common sense
@@neptern990 toxic :v
@@nugget3257 how am I toxic? I just stated the obvious: techno Is Pig and is known for potatoes if he's in something big then it's sure the admins are gonna add things specially about him
@@neptern990 what that has to do with bazaar flipping
"hello and in this video i robbed a dead man grave" (its a joke no hate to techno or cboo)
this was made 1 year ago
3:55 what an analogy
Lost 60m to insta buying pork chops without looking at the price, I’m very smart
No wonder the communist flag is your pic
@@babommt9005 gotta share the 20ish hours of grinding to random guys who pressed “create sell offer”
Yikes
@@femboytatp I remember you lol, you told me to buy a FOT in a UA-cam comment
@@denali9455 xD
CBoo527: why is technoblade is so popular in the skyblock community?
Me: potato war
CBoo527: if you answer anything but potatoes, you're wrong
Me: sad voice intensifies
You're right then, he said that you're wrong if you said anything *except* potatoes
i invested only in porkchops, because i predicted the potato price would lower. i had a feeling technoblade would have a perk that boosts either potato minions or farming potatoes, or something that encourages potato farming.
however, i did buy heaps of potatoes while the price was down and sold them after technoblade stopped being mayor lmao
So is no one gonna talk about 2:04 and him selling himself ench pork
RIP Technoblade he didnt deserve to die :(
he got smoked fr. L bozo
2:05 did you just sell to yourself lmaoo
profile booster confirmed!!11!111!!!
report time
3:54 HHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
This could also be titled: "Glitch ruined my chances of becoming rich through the stock market"
you’re so close to yt rank, goodluck! :)
Just had this recommended to me. Damn rip techno
Stfu. It's been almost 2 months I think. Quit spaming about technos death.
this is the first vid i have ever watched of urs and i already love you
great vid man. keep it up
you deserve a sub, this video was way too funny xD
Thank God I had pork chops just sitting around on my island
Cboo you deserve way more subscribers then you have right now your content is so entertaining.
true
I'm so pissed off that I missed the resistance event and very possibly techno's mayorship
Exactly. I'm watching this and crying inside because started taking a break from skyblock RIGHT before this Dante stuff. ☹️
Who's gonna tell him taxes are back since a few days ago?
YOOOOOOO CBOOO UPLOAD?
Clearly not lol
very good vid subbed
i saw this title and i was praying it wasnt new lmfao
same
Bro I loved that video ;D
Lol at 2:32 that’s me in the backround i was visiting him and he was standing on that tree
Nobody cares
I thought it was cool
Great video!
3:54 me watching this video on a graphic calculator in school 👾
Does anyone see the similarity there is between him and Technoblade?
good job
Investissment >>>>> grinding
IDK how but I like your channel more than MrBeast because your comedy makes me laugh so thank you
That’s quite the compliment! Glad you like my videos :D
Rest In Peace legend
underated man
rest in peace
OMG You did all this with your final exams bruhhhhhh i know the grind for that.
When you make huge money from selling pork chop for like 30k each, do the price just start like that or do you make a custom price?
The math was my favorite part
Rip the money... instead of needing the items there was too much supply of them
Finals are a nightmare we understand
this video is the embodiment of the saying: you win dome you lose some
How do you track the bazzar prices in the video is that a website you used?
a bazaar tracker
What editing software do you use?
RIP technoblade
Rip legend techno
Nice job
this was a great tutorial video!
OH WAIT. THIS WAS MADE AFTER TECHNOOOOOOOOOO
STONKS! its all about risk and reward
yh it was amzaing how grilled porkchop went 250k to 850k
I sold 8 for 8 mil
This is pog
:D
NAHHH THIS IS SWAVY
This video is a banger
As a fellow blue slime skin, great vid!
a single porkchop not enchanted etc. was 40K IT WAS INSANE
AMAZING!
U sir have earned my like 1000x times over
insane
Technoblade made me 3b with my art of war investments till they added art of war back into a shop :)
The Admins should give you the [INVESTOR] rank in skyblock since you make massive investments
That would be extremely pog
@@CBoo527 I KNOW
I love the vids keep up the good work 👍
This is why they added the big brain enchant
MAYOR TECHNOBLADE POG
rip technoblade🥔
This video was oddly satisfying
Unexpected ally *the lag*
To me its more of a demon than a unexpected ally
RIP techno
Im not very good at skyblock but, would buying a booster cookie, going to private island, and doing /bz right next to all your chests refilling your inventory after every sale work, because private islands lag ever so slightly less and you wouldnt have to go back and fourth, just curious, would that work?
All the servers were dead so unfortunately not
@@CBoo527 aww i felt so smart typing that out xD
'bruh this fight looks like a middle schooler trying to give a presentation on a graphing calculator since he forgot his computer' -CBoo 2021
lmao that film theory refrence
Cboo what website is that for bazaar buy/sell offers?
Bazaar Tracker
Just Google it
@@schwummel69 ty :D
Bazaar tracker or stonks.gg
The sad thing is that i sold all my porkchops 2DAYS before the event
If Skeppy and bad boy halo had a son
Apparently pigs in Minecraft can be fed potatoes
this title aged horribly
ikr
Rip a legend:(
Woah that’s crazy that’s about 57 coins around about
someone in my lobby profited 800+ million from the enchanted porkchops.
this is some stonks
Where did you get those stats from?
"Almost" also "250 mil"
I made 50 million, I would’ve made more but I only had 5 million to invest. I saw on techno’s stream that there were items require enchanted pork, so I camped bazaar, the second it opened I instant bought an inventory of enchanted pork for around 4.5 million coins total. I then resold my inventory for 50 million coins total at 37,000 coins per enchanted pork.
Very smart
I did the same
hello fellow slime lol cool vids i subbed
Rip the king techno
So if i hear tecno would be mayor another time i have to invest in pork
Do you know I found a glitch where you just have to do /hub to get past the queue
Please keep the trend of 1000 views every hour. Right now it's 21k views in 21 hours
Wow, 1 week=roughly 160 hours, and it's on 160K views
Yo bruh im dumb i didnt even think about that prices can go up lol
"And thats how im now at 1.0 bi- Thank you Technoblade!
bro didnt have enough by just making videos made exactly like technos