OH GOD ok so hear me out- The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?" We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it. What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past? Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it. What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was. I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore. Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.
So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...
Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg* Techno: *vibes* Bad: *tries harder* Techno: *continues vibing* Bad: *trys tempting ranboo* Ranboo: nah Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?! Steve: *shows butt*
The Egg: Tell m- The Other Voice: *already talking* Techno: oh a new voice that is curse The Egg: .... The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder
So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?
Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam? Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.
To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!
The egg says, ‘hello’ Then ‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’ Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up The next is ‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’ Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.
I think I could be an ancient demon that was imprisoned and is getting people to feed it so that it can escape that's why bad is so drawn to it because he is part demon
I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.
the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud
Techno: *presses note* Me: ah yes the lore *another part of the video* Techno:*breaks one piece of the weeds* Bbh: *gives techno the death stare* Techno: oh right *places it back*
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Egg's translations
“You're familiar, do I know you?”
“Tell me what you want, and I will give it to you”
"Technoblade"
"Silence"
Thanks, English is not my first language
How do you understand that?
The egg speaks backwards
@@danielmarr9977 you record what it says and reverse the audio. I personally speed it up to better understand it,
I'm pretty sure that "you're familiar do I know you?" Line was a refrence to the masquerade and sir billaim
Egg: Talks to techno
Technos chat: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG HOUSE FOO
The voices (chat) are like sukuna when Mahito accidentally touched yuji's soul-
“Is this like a cult?” -Techno’s wise words
Timestamp?
and he would be correct
@@yourfavabi22:55
24:54 "I just look at the egg and feel hungry" - Puffy
"same" - Technoblade
if Philza was there he would be like "lets turn it into a fucking omelet"
LANGUAGE!!!!!!
-Badboyhalo
He does have 30+ kids to feed
Puffy did say that tho
@@Kitsune_noah is dream one of the kids.
@@Kitsune_noahLmao
CaptainPuffy: “HES NOT A DOG BAD!”
Techno: “carrot ranboo.....”
Of course, he's an enderrabbit
Kinda funny
Dogboo???
His other half is killer rabbit
Bad: tells techno the egg can help him
Techno: casually talks about killing all his problems
Techno: I can’t believe someone would kill another person
Also Techno:(holds sword called orphan obliterater)
HAHAHAHAHA
Also techno: *killed 99% of the server at least one time*
“If I have a problem I normally stab it”
-Technoblade 2021
@@possum519
“So do I.”
-Me, Today :>
How is he gonna kill them orphans without it
Knock knock
Hello?
Hello sir i am here to talk abouth our lord and savior the egg
lol
Why did u have to put
Lol at the end
I hate the egg
@@weewoo6546 it's funny duhhhh
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT REAL ITS A JOKE
@@Nverrd me too
@@Sunny_core lol Ik it was just the fact they did a massive gap
Techno: *hears voices*
meets the egg
"Ah, another one....NEAT."
I love how you can see Techno ALT TAB out to play egg sounds
Wilbur: gives techno a script for the egg visit
Techno: thanks Wilbur
Wilbur: leaves the game
Techno: Yeets script out window
Techno: F***k you script
XD that was funny f*** the script man
@@sarahdurling7450 Ye f*ck the script!
I do wonder what was supposed to happen tho
Not that this isn't great lol
OH GOD ok so hear me out-
The egg said to Techno, "You're familiar, do I know you?"
We learned from the Tales of the SMP: The Masquerade that Sir Billiam was influenced by the egg, was protecting it, and was killing people to feed it.
What if Techno and Sir Billiam are one and the same, and the egg remembers him from the past?
Why didn't he ever mention this? Well, I heard a theory somewhere that Ranboo and Karl used to time travel together. Karl is afraid he is slowly losing his memory from all the traveling, so the person thought that the time travel might be where Ranboo's memory problems came from, and why he doesn't remember it.
What if Ranboo, Karl, and Techno were all time travelers at one point? Karl is afraid one day he'll travel and forget who he is. Maybe those fears partially come from Techno, who traveled so much that he _did_ forget who he was.
I also saw a theory that Sir Billiam, sometime after the Masquerade, learned how to fight back against the egg and got rid of the blood vines, earning him the nickname "the blood god". That theory said that Sir Billiam was Techno's ancestor, and the name just stuck across multiple generations. But what if Techno liked that name so much he started calling himself that? Maybe when he traveled for the last time, he lost his memory, and the only thing he remembered was that he was the blood god. That would also explain why he isn't influenced by the egg anymore.
Edit: Okay so I came back to this after a while and tbh, while I still really like this theory, I realize that it's probably really unlikely all things considered.
This is so underated
They are probably just related
THIS IS THE BEST THEORY IVE EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE
I can see the sir billiam being his ancestor more canon tbh, I was thinking that too lmao
Wait but didn't techno just not wanna change his skin though-
“It’s red and round”
Me: Blood?
Techno is literally the only person that could destroy the vines and not get attacked instantly, he's that powerful
He got the eggpire outmatched
Bro he already has a lot of voice in his head(chat). Im pretty sure one voice will not take control of him lol
Bad news.... all those voices seem to have found thier common ground. And if he was already a force to be reckoned with......... uh oh...
He has the main character plot armor
Technoblade Never Dies
So I noticed near the beginning Bad had these particles coming out of him when he went to Technos house and then when they went to the Egg the particles disappeared. Almost like the further away Bad is from the egg the weaker and more poisoned he gets...
That or was just mining fatigue from the prison 😂
Aye the lore
333rd like
I like you idea
I haven't noticed the particles yet
The Donos interrupting the egg every time is the BEST accidental lore.
Techno is our blood god, we get to talk to him not egg, the egg cant have him.
@@kurotsuki7427 Your saying Techno is only ours. Selfish much. xD
@multidebbie1 ofc the voices are gonna be selfish tho
@@multidebbie1E
@@multidebbie1E
Can we just respect the fact as soon as techno saw these lamas ( 11:40 ) He say "Oh Carls". That had me laughing a bit. He's a man of culture
"no ones allergic to eggs" - BBH
"Except when they are" - Also BBH
It’s stupid because I’m allergic to eggs peanuts and cow milk.
Dang guess I’ll just fade out of existence than. Eggs of course don’t make me violently ill because of allergies noooo that dosent happen. /j
me, who is allergic to eggs: 👁️👄👁️
@@nightsedge6182 noooo
when puffy said "the eggpire is basicly government" i was expecting techno to be like (holy music stops) " eggpire is what? did i hear government?"
Same
BBH:techno is totally gonna join the eggpire!
Meanwhile techno:o m l e t
Lol
philza: ah yes O mL i eT
@@scubaellie9561 At least we can understand how they became so close.
Love how much he radiates ADHD and being oblivious this made me laught so hard even him just bringing Steve along
Techno has a way to make everything seem so stupidly funny
The egg: imma get in techno’s head. The other 50 people waiting in line: >:(
Lol
Egg: Oh boy, Techno’s back, maybe this time I can
Voices: *no
cant believe badboyhalo proposed anarcho-monarchism
If anyone was going to resist the influence of the egg through mental 'in'-stability, who else would be it but the Blood God himself?
Probably sam
Ranboo
"its red and round"
Me: My brothers head when he loses a game of valorant
"its red and round"
Me: the head of my victim when i drow him is his own blood
What? Is it so weird?
@@enternamehere4124 uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chile- anyways so-
Nobody gonna mention how bad pulled out his axe at around 7:30 trying to intimidate techno but he just doesn’t notice/care?
To be honest I kind of ignored it during the stream
12:54 Techno: ... I remember it slightly different than this
Why did I find that so funny XD
Bad: *does his very best to tempt techno to join the egg*
Techno: *vibes*
Bad: *tries harder*
Techno: *continues vibing*
Bad: *trys tempting ranboo*
Ranboo: nah
Bad: *gets desperate* hey steve, you like the egg right?!
Steve: *shows butt*
40 likes and no replies? let me fix that
Steve just isnt interested in the egg unless its made into an omelette :D
techn: i have a lot of voices in my head and 1 more doesnt change anything.
bad:...
"He seems to be treathening us."
"What if we jump him?"
That did not go as planned...
It's so cute to see techno quoting dreams song "Road trip''
"It can help you achieve anything you desire.."
Well, can it help techno achieve the destruction of the egg?
bro when I found this comment that's exactly what bad said
Puffy: whenever i look at this i feel hungry
Techno: same
Phil:
OMMLETTTEEEEE
OMMMMLLLLLLLLEEEEETTTTTTTTTTEEEEE
No
What I just understood this Phil whants the egg
Phil just using the egg as a crying obsidian farm:
Bbh be like: TECHNOBLADE, PROBLEM THERE NO IS NOT
*tech noblade*
"waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwaitwaitwaitwait- waitwait- Are you some sorta, like, egg mormon?"
"What-? No!"
Lmao 😂
The Egg: Tell m-
The Other Voice: *already talking*
Techno: oh a new voice that is curse
The Egg: ....
The Other Voice: Oh you messing with the wrong God Holder
Voices: sorry this person is already tormented by us
The Voices: you fool… we are 100 parallel universes ahead of you
@@justasillyentity how did you find this??? it had been 2 year
@@kohaku570 I scrolled down a lot
BBH: If u join the egg you will get all the benefits you want
Me: Really
BBH: Yes
Me after joined the egg: Lets destroy the egg
I think your on tosomething
(Joins egg)
So I can be a millionaire ?
That's the trick, they make you *not* want to destroy the egg after you join, and basically give you the benefits they want you to want.
So assuming that Sir Billiam is Techno's relative from the past, let's say that Billiam loved the egg so much that he took a bud of a red vine thing and put it inside himself, so he was always with the egg. In a way, Billiam 'fused' with the egg, and when he had kids, and his kids had kids, etc., the egg bud might've been passed on genetically. This seems farfetched, but what if Techno's voices are the remnants of the egg in his genes?
This is a very creative theory
Theory: Maybe the reason we (the voices) can be heard by Techno is because Techno is a descendant of Sir Billiam?
Like, we can see Sir Billiam was brainwashed by the egg in tales from the Dream smp, and the egg also stated that Techno looks familiar. Maybe the voice from the egg never left sir Billiam's brain, and this whole voices-in-his-head cruse kind of thing just got passed down multiple generations. As time passes, without actual access to the egg, the voices remaining in the family strayed further and further away from its origin, the egg. Eventually the voice evolved into *us*, the voices that are simultaneously bloodthirsty and super protective towards our blood god.
Yo wait this really makes sense-
This means we as the Voices have epic origins, and…can be a main character?
@@ivyrasmussen9502 even the viewers are lore now dsmp is wild
So basically, we treat techno, how the eggs voices treats itself...
Technoblade has so many voices in his head the egg has no effect on him whatsoever
I only watch Techno's smp stuff because its comical how little he takes the lore seriously
this sounds like a scammer trying to “sell” something to someone who knows its a scammer XD
I like how techno takes this as a joke
Egg=Government
Techno=Blood
Techno+Egg=100 withers
K lol
Stream: shows EvilBoyHalo at Techno's house
Me: instant stress
Techoblades voices are just way too loud for egg to affect him lmao
Rest in peace
"This is now a must-watch stream"
Fairy rave: *Perhaps*
I feel like Tecno has the brain of a child
I swear I just love that tech just cassualy breaks the 4th wall every once in a while 😂
I appreciate the Llamas in hats reference that technoblade made
Just realized how many levels techno has. Jeez-
“This is now a must watch stream”
Bold pf you to assume I haven’t just absorbed lore from the other people around me that do watch streams
Imagine the egg and dream fighting for the control of Ranboo's mind
This would be hilarius
The Egg: I will have Technoblade!
Techno’s Voices: Ahem, OCCUPIED!
3 likes and no replies? lemme fix that
OMG, that Caaaaaarl reference 😂
I love how when bad and puffy are arguing you can hear techno looking up what an empire is 💀
Bad boy is SO desperate, damn
Imagine if the egg hatched and a huge fundy came out lmao.
Big furry
I love where techno just say carrot for 3 min straight
To be honest if the egg knew the amount of blood cultist behind techno. Im sure it would have refrained from attempting corruption. Because he is our blood god!
The egg will take over and spread
An less the chat clear there difference and band together to stop the evil
No we are the good side the egg is with us
@@damienhill5305 Now THIS really sounded cult-like
@@damienhill5305 well… the egg exploded lmao
Yessir
I like how bbh went silent when techno said “if its and egg what will hatch out of it “
BBH sounds like he’s just trying to convince the cool kids he’s cool 😂
The egg says, ‘hello’
Then
‘you runt from drea, do I know you?’
Don’t know the first part for sure. To listen yourself reverse and speed it up
The next is
‘Help get what you want, then help me, I will give it to you’
Again, the first bit, I’m not sure about it.
BBH: ,,How do you feel when you look down there ?"
Techno: ,,Pretty Red there"
Wait techno is right since it’s a egg would something hatch out of it?
i feel its more like a plant
I'm just waiting for it to hatch/bloom and then the most innocent and clueless person just pops out and goes "please don't kill, I no like killing"
I think I could be an ancient demon that was imprisoned and is getting people to feed it so that it can escape that's why bad is so drawn to it because he is part demon
What if sir billiam is it it 🤔
"killings fine within reason" PUFFY???
this almost pisses me off (context: "a note")
THE KARL LLAMA JOKE OMG MY REAPECT FOR TECHNO IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION
I think I figured out Ranboo's other half. Maybe Ranboo is actually full endermen but the egg is a time traveler and the other side and the in-between require individuality and The Egg turned Ranboo half-white like he made Badboyhalo white. IDK if that makes sense.
Idk why this vod, isn't on Techno's channel anymore. But Thank you for uploading this lmao
Ikr I thought my phone was bugging out. It was my favorite vod on his channel
@@callmeonyxied7018 same D:
The Egg: *demonic talking*
Random dono: Kill it with fire
Lol
Other dono: *WE MUST FIGHT THE EGG*
Time to make some omelettes!
"I'm gay, I'm gay for the egg!" -WilburSoot
21:25 Okay so I wasn't paying attention to any of the dialogue because I was wondering how the rotten flesh didn't melt from the lava.
Maybe the rotten flesh is actually on a block instead of in the lava
I love how technoblade brings Steve with him as his emotional support bear 🐻❄️🥺
i love the llama jokes
Bad: Trying to do serious lore
Techno: Omlet
Technos Chat: Bold of you to think you can mess with us
does anyone going to talk bout techno literally dodge every magma block?
Bad: L'Manburg changes a little bit
Me: ya a LITTLE BIT 7:12
Techno: I remember it being SLITLY different 13:00
I love how techno wrote in chat to say his thoughts like ranboo wrote in they’re book. Rip king
the fact that the egg has been around for agess and NOBODY once wondered what would hatch from it?? clearly technoblade is the only reasonable person on the server hvgvjrbfud
The voice gave me chills man literal chills
Techno is so used to The Voices that the egg is no problem lol
"I could´ve just made my own empire a long time ago if I was interested in seizing power"
I am having Antartic Empire flashbacks.
21:16
Did Puffy just go "I missed the part where that's my problem"??
Lmao
This was so funny! 8:44 BBH's little stutter 🥺
It is confirmed the egg is the blood god that’s why it knows techno
22:57 it’s like the Walmart version of green eggs in ham, it’s red eggs and steak
this came out while i was sleeping :D
I love how Techno calls the Egg’s vines ‘weeds’
AYO THE EGG THOUGHT HE WAS SIR BILLIAM THE 3RD
15:54 I love the super chats line
Techno: *presses note*
Me: ah yes the lore
*another part of the video*
Techno:*breaks one piece of the weeds*
Bbh: *gives techno the death stare*
Techno: oh right *places it back*
I think the egg tried to take over techno but his voices are more powerful
The egg was like "nah this guy's crazier then me"
“Elliptical? I don’t know the word”
An Elliptical is the thing we all wanted to play on that’s like a walker I’m dicks(the Sports store)
Bad doing lore: jfkfjfbns lore techno: YOO 50 gifteddddd