Google Translate Sings: "My Heart Will Go On" from Titanic

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  • @raysampang9304
    @raysampang9304 7 років тому +5648

    I never knew I could be so moved by someone singing about their bowels.

  • @gamefan1353
    @gamefan1353 7 років тому +3020

    "We are in my heart.
    And I will be in my bowels"
    That is ART

    • @mightbestephen
      @mightbestephen 7 років тому +2

      +

    • @beautifulskies1252
      @beautifulskies1252 7 років тому +1

      Gamefan1353 what does that mean?

    • @Jumpy-pr9vk
      @Jumpy-pr9vk 7 років тому +137

      I like to think that this song could be played during a commercial for a digestive medicine.

    • @waveless9815
      @waveless9815 7 років тому +15

      I participated without accessing anything ;-;

    • @1survivor566
      @1survivor566 7 років тому +26

      She also says that it's terrible and she hears sounds in there. See what has happened is she's trapped inside of her own bowels and her bowels are trapped inside of her heart. She wants her true love to "open the door" and free her from the "terrible". Maybe if he used the remote....
      LOL

  • @kendradryita5657
    @kendradryita5657 4 роки тому +1801

    "I participated without accessing anything"
    Me in school projects

    • @larenaamorette
      @larenaamorette 4 роки тому +26

      I'm dead 😂

    • @misakimei8715
      @misakimei8715 4 роки тому +30

      And when you're forced to participate in a school program 😂

    • @tusharagarwal7634
      @tusharagarwal7634 4 роки тому +9

      Story of my life 😂😂😂

    • @Scaryanimall
      @Scaryanimall 4 роки тому +17

      At least you participate 🌝 yes it is I that kid that is to “busy” to even participate in an project
      Edit: ok no that’s not me I’m that quiet kid in class that only does it cause ik the consequences T^T why was the sandal ever invented

    • @moosehat3821
      @moosehat3821 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣

  • @itmeyaboitheline3419
    @itmeyaboitheline3419 5 років тому +1818

    Malinda's Face expressions always make this thousands times better! 😂

  • @ira7630
    @ira7630 7 років тому +2361

    Oh how annoying it is when the remote is far across the distance and you are too lazy to get it

    • @ira7630
      @ira7630 7 років тому +15

      Also; you and your voice are beautiful!! :)

    • @failandia
      @failandia 7 років тому +25

      i hate it when i'm in my bowels, it's not far from boring

    • @mkfairy
      @mkfairy 7 років тому +10

      Ira Schreurs ikr! google translate understands what we feel💛

    • @achu11th
      @achu11th 7 років тому +20

      Ira Schreurs If you listen hard enough, you can actually hear the beautiful story of a proud owner of an universal remote control, who is watching TV first and cant change the channel because it is to far away, cant open a door and cant get food out of the fridge, but finally gets it and controls his State/country. Very emotional love-hate relationsship.

    • @achu11th
      @achu11th 7 років тому +4

      videoluver7 i havent finalised the plot yet, since the artist (google translate) isn't very descriptive and leaves questions open for us to answer. Give me about two or three more listens to this cover by GT to get every part. The bowel part I interpreted as hunger and anger of the protagonist.

  • @Jonathan-fk7kb
    @Jonathan-fk7kb 7 років тому +505

    "Remember, even when I'm far away, I will always be in your-"
    "Heart?"
    "No your bowels. I will always be in your bowels."

  • @anorasolo
    @anorasolo 5 років тому +478

    “Unlock the door” *google translate has seen titanic, and it wasn’t happy*

  • @tamakama5844
    @tamakama5844 5 років тому +1539

    Students: Can't we just use Google translate, why do we need to learn a second language
    The Teacher:

    • @caoisekamay1175
      @caoisekamay1175 4 роки тому +57

      The world would make less sense but be 100x funnier... I see this as an absolute win

    • @Froggy8959
      @Froggy8959 4 роки тому +10

      When i read this she sang :not here
      Thats what every teacher says to ur question XD

    • @blessedcocoa5729
      @blessedcocoa5729 3 роки тому +18

      Google Translate became an insult in my French class. My teacher would say you are speaking Google translate or what Google translate is this!

    • @tamannasaifullah9292
      @tamannasaifullah9292 3 роки тому +3

      @@blessedcocoa5729 ikr....

    • @dlphnlvr25
      @dlphnlvr25 3 роки тому +5

      The teacher: this video is the vary reason we cant use Google translate in class....

  • @wilma2317
    @wilma2317 7 років тому +4678

    "Far away from distance" = "Remote"
    Sounds legit. It's always too far away

    • @giadaisabella7005
      @giadaisabella7005 7 років тому +130

      This is the awful reality.

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 7 років тому +60

      LittleSingingDragon Well, that's where the remote usually is.

    • @ei1395
      @ei1395 7 років тому +3

      I play sso too...........

    • @TroyAbsin
      @TroyAbsin 7 років тому +7

      Can someone please explain what exactly is this translated from

    • @iFerney
      @iFerney 7 років тому

      Troy Absin I've exactly the same question.

  • @kittenthief3584
    @kittenthief3584 7 років тому +502

    *Lyrics: "You're here..."*
    *Google: "NOT HERE"*

    • @twitertaker
      @twitertaker 7 років тому +46

      Also directly after:
      *Lyrics: "There is nothing I fear"
      *Google: "Terrible"

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 7 років тому +16

      Google basically just spoiled Titanic. XD

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar 7 років тому +5376

    The fact that her voice is legit incredibly beautiful just makes this even funnier

    • @hexedcupid
      @hexedcupid 7 років тому +37

      Scrofar ikr

    • @rennji460
      @rennji460 7 років тому +20

      P3-4 KONG TZING ENN Funny part it's actually true...

    • @clearestt6414
      @clearestt6414 7 років тому +14

      Scrofar i legit lmaoed at bethoven lol

    • @minka8812
      @minka8812 7 років тому +1

      I was going to say that!!!!!!!!!

    • @tumado7304
      @tumado7304 7 років тому +2

      so unbelievably true!

  • @핑엘리
    @핑엘리 5 років тому +1136

    Moral of the story:
    go home Google Translate, you're drunk

  • @baabaa289
    @baabaa289 5 років тому +2104

    M̶y̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶o̶n̶ *ANd I WiLL bE In mY bOWeLs*

  • @AnimilesYT
    @AnimilesYT 7 років тому +2073

    This way of singing really complements your voice. I do not only keep listening to this because the lyrics are funny, but also because of how great your voice is in this song

  • @starcharmed
    @starcharmed 7 років тому +483

    "I believe my heart will last. I really hope so."
    Same, Malinda

    • @sliceomelon
      @sliceomelon 7 років тому +38

      "The heat", you say ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @starcharmed
      @starcharmed 7 років тому

      Hahaha I'm such an idiot, I'll edit it

    • @stefanadamek367
      @stefanadamek367 5 років тому +1

      Same 3. I am doing all I can to not die in a heart attack like the rest of my family. :p

  • @daisyboo6873
    @daisyboo6873 5 років тому +1307

    Celine Dion: what are you doing today?
    Me: oh I'm just escaping my bowles.

  • @oliviarachel7610
    @oliviarachel7610 7 років тому +2628

    "And my heart will go on and on" = "And I will be in my bowels" Google Translate comes through once more!

    • @REDARROW_A_Personal
      @REDARROW_A_Personal 7 років тому +23

      She's singing about what she saw on DeviantArt

    • @jacobsiron6929
      @jacobsiron6929 7 років тому +17

      it certainly came through something

    • @ValaraVerdui
      @ValaraVerdui 7 років тому +14

      Olivia Rachel The way to anyone's heart is through their bowels.

    • @alainmuradian
      @alainmuradian 7 років тому +5

      This is stupid

    • @inst1ncx883
      @inst1ncx883 7 років тому +4

      Alain Muradian your parents are stupid for bringing yo to this world

  • @anisia3575
    @anisia3575 7 років тому +612

    1:56 "I participated without accessing anything."
    Sounds like that one slacker in a group project,

    • @roisss
      @roisss 7 років тому +10

      Anisia Omg, yes. -.- I hate them.... xD

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 7 років тому +2

      YESSS

    • @zombie11able
      @zombie11able 7 років тому +17

      Sugar Sweet I am so offended because I am that one xD

    • @bellafishh3679
      @bellafishh3679 6 років тому +2

      me

    • @kt617
      @kt617 6 років тому +1

      Anisia i

  • @af2597
    @af2597 7 років тому +272

    This song will be forever in my bowels. Thanks for these awesome videos, they're hilarious

  • @cynicalrecordsarte5102
    @cynicalrecordsarte5102 5 років тому +778

    two things I think that are the best
    1: lyrics
    2: her voice

    • @krisg6480
      @krisg6480 4 роки тому +61

      3. Her facial expressions!

    • @josephgraceadedokun1365
      @josephgraceadedokun1365 4 роки тому +4

      @@krisg6480 so true 😁

    • @Lakhshamana
      @Lakhshamana 4 роки тому +30

      4. Her ability to keep her expression & voice steady

    • @jackthompson9783
      @jackthompson9783 4 роки тому +8

      @@Lakhshamana She's so much better than Celine it's not even funny. I can't listen to the original anymore compared to this. Far as I'm concerned this is the authentic version.

    • @taizu55
      @taizu55 4 роки тому +14

      5: The bowels 😂😂

  • @veggiet2009
    @veggiet2009 6 років тому +867

    "I participated without accessing anything" sounds like she's taking an online college class. lol!

    • @GhostPuddle
      @GhostPuddle 5 років тому +28

      When the smart guys of your class take you into their group
      "I participated without accessing anything"

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 5 років тому +2

      veggiet2009 oh ... was the internet not working?

    • @5th_cellar
      @5th_cellar 5 років тому +1

      Everyone who gets roped into those online surveys for a free phone

    • @IcefPr.
      @IcefPr. 4 роки тому +1

      Well, that's happening this year lol

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому

      Yep that’s me 😂

  • @j_yaein
    @j_yaein 6 років тому +796

    “Every night in my painting Cream, I’m agradable to you, Beethoven!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johannsebastianbach7920
    @johannsebastianbach7920 7 років тому +7789

    Beethoven? why not Bach?

    • @dinaamjad9854
      @dinaamjad9854 7 років тому +177

      Johann Sebastian Bach lol i laghed at this one

    • @johannsebastianbach7920
      @johannsebastianbach7920 7 років тому +88

      Dina Amjad teehee 😜

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 7 років тому +84

      Johann Sebastian Bach I used to listen to Beethoven when I used to study physics.. it helped alot in concentrating

    • @hexedcupid
      @hexedcupid 7 років тому +34

      Tiki80 yeah it does.

    • @johannsebastianbach7920
      @johannsebastianbach7920 7 років тому +74

      Tiki80 why don't you listen to me

  • @mygoldenwitch
    @mygoldenwitch 4 роки тому +90

    The epic hair flip at 2:17 always kills me :') Malinda's got such an amazing sense of comedic timing; these videos would probably get a bit old after a while if it wasn't for her reactions and constant straight-faced adding of small ridiculous things like the remote. The Plagues is a good example of that, with the completely out of the left field 'laughs at a carrot--haha!', 'please don't sing anything into this pie' and 'I'm having a rave at my place' while rocking out amongst many others.
    And then of course she has to have a genuinely brilliant voice because god truly does have favourites, but I'll let this one slide because these videos never fail to cheer me up ♥

  • @indranathchatterjee149
    @indranathchatterjee149 7 років тому +1204

    Her singing these nonsensical lyrics in such a beautiful and melodious voice makes this even funnier.

    • @jillbaker2
      @jillbaker2 6 років тому +4

      I know 😂😂😂😂😂
      Read more

    • @jonasschmidt4392
      @jonasschmidt4392 6 років тому

      @@jillbaker2 fail

    • @sorry2144
      @sorry2144 6 років тому

      Mintinnit o

    • @camacaron06
      @camacaron06 6 років тому

      indranath Chatterjee You stole Scrofar’s comment on this video which said a very similar message with 4K likes, I’d suggest you shouldn’t steal other people’s comments for likes.

  • @geethikayadlapati4009
    @geethikayadlapati4009 5 років тому +1220

    Me when I saw this after using google translate for my french final exam:
    Oh-

    • @pawllypocket
      @pawllypocket 5 років тому +16

      Geethika Yadlapati 😂😂

    • @clementwymiens7955
      @clementwymiens7955 5 років тому +29

      Ahaha, so what did you get of that? :D Especially with French, which is such a tricky language!

    • @emilijayt4801
      @emilijayt4801 5 років тому +8

      And i oop-

    • @griffonrafale6583
      @griffonrafale6583 5 років тому +16

      @@clementwymiens7955 Hey ! I'm french and my language is not a *have 12 in my french final exam* .... nevermind

    • @lilisoleil7554
      @lilisoleil7554 5 років тому +2

      Actuellement oui. Avec l'immigration et le système éducatif qui baisse toujours plus le niveau pour inclure les moins bons. Mais il y a encore 30 ou 40 ans, la langue française couramment parlée était de toute beauté. Il suffit de voir les archives INA, et les livres écrits d'avant, et les films avec des comédiens exceptionnels, avec cette âme française. Cette France que tout le monde veut revoir. La vraie France.

  • @snowyavis5983
    @snowyavis5983 4 роки тому +1391

    *"And my heart will go on and on"*
    - boring
    - overused metaphor for heart
    - reminds you of a cheesy romance film
    *"And I will be in my bowels"*
    - inventive
    - reminds you that other organs are equally important as the heart
    - mysterious, can be interpreted in multiple ways
    - Google translate approved

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 роки тому +34

      Wow. Good observation.

    • @missmeowcat629
      @missmeowcat629 4 роки тому +20

      Underrated!

    • @TheDeathLove
      @TheDeathLove 4 роки тому +3

      What is inventive?

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 роки тому +17

      @@TheDeathLove looking at today's generation, you might have used Google, but inventive: having the ability to create or design new things or to think originally. Happy to help, your welcome.☺️

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 роки тому +9

      Also, if you're not old enough to know the meaning of inventive, you're not old enough to be watching stuff on UA-cam. Just consider that please. And thank you.

  • @yutti1232
    @yutti1232 7 років тому +425

    I love the awkward parts were there is no text😂

  • @matejgursky3006
    @matejgursky3006 7 років тому +446

    2:34 "I really hope so"" I am
    dying XDDDD

  • @zarithz.zarizan5500
    @zarithz.zarizan5500 5 років тому +727

    No one really talk about how FRIGGIN GOOD she sounds omg

    • @oybekjumaniyozov6417
      @oybekjumaniyozov6417 4 роки тому +9

      Yes she does!

    • @NateIsNotOkay
      @NateIsNotOkay 2 роки тому +3

      On my screen, the people above and below you. And only those two people.

    • @skytanjunhanmontfortss3924
      @skytanjunhanmontfortss3924 2 роки тому +1

      so far every vid ive watched has people talking about her voice -_-

    • @robbymounce5764
      @robbymounce5764 2 роки тому +1

      @@skytanjunhanmontfortss3924 BECAUSE IT’S INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!¡

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 2 роки тому

      @@robbymounce5764 i mean yea but its always the exact same stuff. Its just "oMg No oNE tAlKes aBouT hoW goOd hEr vOice is!"

  • @larenaamorette
    @larenaamorette 4 роки тому +211

    Main singer: I believe my heart will last
    Background singers: I really hope so

    • @agapelykos9624
      @agapelykos9624 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @izzynero9067
      @izzynero9067 4 роки тому +1

      Larena Abdon her name is Malinda, not to be rude tho

    • @larenaamorette
      @larenaamorette 4 роки тому +1

      @@izzynero9067 oh okay thanks

    • @Croftice1
      @Croftice1 4 роки тому +6

      @@izzynero9067 Since her name wasn't even the main topic, it kinda sounds rude to correct someone in this case. Malinda does the main voice & also the background vocals, it would look weird, if the other guy wrote:
      "Malinda: I believe my heart will last
      background singers (also Malinda btw): I really hope so"
      it's correct the way the other guy wrote it, while her name really is Malinda, it doesn't matter here (not to be rude tho).

    • @larenaamorette
      @larenaamorette 4 роки тому +1

      I'm a girl not a guy

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 5 років тому +3119

    "We are in my heart and in my bowels"
    "I will escape my bowles"
    "In my heart numerous times"
    Guys, I think this is about endoparasitic worms migrating around the host body.

    • @StormyxBoi
      @StormyxBoi 5 років тому +94

      Help can't breathe

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 5 років тому +31

      LMAO!

    • @lourdesacosta4297
      @lourdesacosta4297 5 років тому +17

      No it's about 💩

    • @fisher00769
      @fisher00769 5 років тому +41

      I'm just gonna sip my coffee while I'm checking the commPFFFFTTTTTTTSSSBWAHAHHAHAH

    • @adamkauffman9311
      @adamkauffman9311 5 років тому +25

      Oooh yeah, super romantic.

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 5 років тому +506

    How to recommend Titanic:
    'Check it out, if you have a heart valve.'

    • @Sonkilary
      @Sonkilary 4 роки тому +4

      Half-Life.

    • @janne_kekalainen
      @janne_kekalainen 4 роки тому +6

      Technically that's correct. The heart indeed does have valves, check valves to be precise.

    • @NewYoutubeisstupid
      @NewYoutubeisstupid 3 роки тому

      @@janne_kekalainen Semi-lunar valves ; atriventricular valves (bicuspid and tricuspid)

  • @darlenedilig7284
    @darlenedilig7284 7 років тому +393

    "I PARTICIPATED WITHOUT ACCESSING ANYTHING."
    Sounds like someone is a gate crasher on a party. 😂

    • @outlanderzero9123
      @outlanderzero9123 7 років тому +3

      That's exactly what i thought! xDD

    • @hal013
      @hal013 7 років тому +4

      The 3rd Dan Black Belt lol I read this as soon as it came on

    • @lemonmarinade3820
      @lemonmarinade3820 7 років тому +5

      That's what Jack did to get to the Titanic.

  • @ShaspioBorderwolf
    @ShaspioBorderwolf 4 роки тому +58

    "BlazBlue can touch time"
    Not only does GT know of this game, but it also knows what it's about. It fit perfectly.

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 роки тому +3

      Then the clamtiy thigers are Jack and Rosa if Matt Pat's video is true about Titanic

  • @SamirCCat
    @SamirCCat 5 років тому +190

    3:32 Goosebumps! I'm in love with her voice and singing technique!! She could easily be a star in a musical or produce her own music.

    • @ecologist_to_be
      @ecologist_to_be 5 років тому +3

      I think she does star in musicals

    • @pomegranate10017
      @pomegranate10017 5 років тому +13

      Her other channel is MALINDA, and she makes covers for songs, and has her own album.

    • @shaynetownshend5232
      @shaynetownshend5232 5 років тому +4

      She's amazing I actually think her singing is better than the originals.

  • @jackdavison7515
    @jackdavison7515 7 років тому +324

    This is possible the most beautiful song you've ever sang, the choral arrangement was just fantastic

  • @dianadraker5495
    @dianadraker5495 7 років тому +409

    I'm honestly surprised "Everything is Awesome" hasn't been done yet. The lyrics are already pretty random, Google could make it chaotic.

    • @moremoredatabase5324
      @moremoredatabase5324 7 років тому +20

      OMG YES

    • @merrickjacobs197
      @merrickjacobs197 7 років тому +16

      Diana Draker, holy crap, that would be fuckin' hilarious to hear, especially with Malinda's voice because she would make it epic! We've gotta get some kind of movement going for her to do that song! Thanx for literally echoing my thoughts!

    • @rebeccafried2296
      @rebeccafried2296 7 років тому +1

      That would be totally amazing

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 7 років тому +3

      ***** That is awesome! No pun intended...

    • @moremoredatabase5324
      @moremoredatabase5324 7 років тому

      Yeah, very _awesome._

  • @cbr1100wm
    @cbr1100wm 5 років тому +106

    the "off" "yes" "check it out" part sounded like a boomer telling gamer to stop playing and go outside

  • @sophienorrish6240
    @sophienorrish6240 7 років тому +881

    I guess this is why my teacher says not to use google translate for French

    • @manjarisharma6060
      @manjarisharma6060 6 років тому +8

      same hahah

    • @natpat4094
      @natpat4094 6 років тому +5

      actually works pretty well LOL

    • @jerseytripp750
      @jerseytripp750 6 років тому +7

      What's funny is Celine Dion (the singer of the song) Is french canadian

    • @serendipitygate9223
      @serendipitygate9223 6 років тому +9

      I feel like I should say this, translate actually works if you know how to use it like if you know how sentence structure changes in different languages then it’s fine

    • @matthewxia390
      @matthewxia390 6 років тому +2

      But we all secretly do anyway

  • @aisha2991
    @aisha2991 7 років тому +564

    "and I will be in my bowels" and "terrible" had me dying 😂😂

  • @bananaavocado2067
    @bananaavocado2067 7 років тому +157

    "Far across the distance"
    REMOTE
    so accurate google hahaha

  • @beatrock6991
    @beatrock6991 4 роки тому +158

    "And spaces between us."
    "And there was a gap, between us."
    I mean... Same thing just worded different.

  • @Lia-cq3ft
    @Lia-cq3ft 7 років тому +504

    "Beethoven"
    Me: *died*

  • @DisneyAndSpiritLover
    @DisneyAndSpiritLover 7 років тому +1126

    I really want you to sing the original, your voice is incredible!

  • @sprig5939
    @sprig5939 7 років тому +472

    "Wherever you are..."
    "Not far from boring..."
    Wow, Google Translate just BURNED her!

  • @CaydeTheSixth
    @CaydeTheSixth Рік тому +26

    "Man this Titan submersible must be expensive. How do you control it?"
    0:39

  • @Mermzies
    @Mermzies 7 років тому +1613

    Person:"I hate life lol you feel me?"
    Me: "Beethoven,Man"
    Person: "????????"

    • @Nataly-qc2jq
      @Nataly-qc2jq 7 років тому +51

      No One the face in your profile is basically the face i use when i see a taco near by

    • @alineisnothere
      @alineisnothere 7 років тому +20

      I will never stop using that from now xDxD you made my day man

    • @Austinlfaulds
      @Austinlfaulds 7 років тому +3

      No One iii

    • @riekejackson9628
      @riekejackson9628 7 років тому +1

      No One 😂😂😂😂

    • @waveless9815
      @waveless9815 7 років тому +11

      Off, yes, check it out. ;)

  • @slytherinlady3907
    @slytherinlady3907 5 років тому +2790

    I usually cry when hearing this.
    I'm still crying. Tears of laughter.
    edit: i now know this as that one comment i got 2.5k likes on

  • @manelvanillaa
    @manelvanillaa 7 років тому +755

    Can we talk about how beautiful you are and how your voice is amazing ? ❤

    • @saehaeumhma983
      @saehaeumhma983 7 років тому +30

      Manel Lockser ikr! People mainly focus on her words ( which is the main point of the video, lol) but her voice is incredible and I love the way she could harmonize like that!

    • @Bully50
      @Bully50 7 років тому +23

      Manel Lockser yes we can

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 7 років тому +4

      I also love that even though she is so pretty, she is not afraid to make silly faces xD

    • @mueez734
      @mueez734 7 років тому

      The like os 666 Lol

    •  7 років тому +1

      She is natural. And that's one of the many reasons I love her videos so much :)

  • @lizalexander1164
    @lizalexander1164 5 років тому +334

    The “unlock the door” thing was hilarious 😂

  • @joeleonard406
    @joeleonard406 5 років тому +408

    “Too soon?” - it’s been 107 years.

    • @raishea2460
      @raishea2460 4 роки тому +14

      And yet still too soon, give it another 100. Then we'll check back in

    • @moosehat3821
      @moosehat3821 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @aaronheroes8485
      @aaronheroes8485 3 роки тому +1

      @@raishea2460 actually I think 300 will Suffice

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 3 роки тому

      @@aaronheroes8485 the dinosaur extinction is still too soon so...

  • @A_Blahaj
    @A_Blahaj 7 років тому +57

    "I participated without accessing anything"
    me in a marathon

  • @Toastmaster_5000
    @Toastmaster_5000 6 років тому +389

    I'm shocked practically nobody pointed out the "too soon?" part. That was gold right there.

    • @achannelaboutwarriorsdrawi578
      @achannelaboutwarriorsdrawi578 5 років тому +8

      I, saw that part when it came up but i did not know what comments were so yeah

    • @johannaf5598
      @johannaf5598 5 років тому +1

      When? I cant find it...

    • @pavoxx.
      @pavoxx. 5 років тому +1

      Winnie Faller If you pause at 2:46-2:47, it’s somewhere in those time stamps

    • @Fuchsschwester
      @Fuchsschwester 5 років тому

      To be honest: I don´t get it. Would you please be so kind and explain that joke? Thank you.

    • @kingVeezey
      @kingVeezey 5 років тому

      @@Fuchsschwester Ich denke mal es geht darum, dass es nicht zu früh ist darüber Witze zu machen. Darum das "too soon". Vielleicht versteh ich das aber auch falsch :D

  • @givenupsis2272
    @givenupsis2272 4 роки тому +46

    3:30 is the most incredible note she sang, check it out.

  • @JK.47
    @JK.47 7 років тому +271

    that hair flick tho

  • @Slytherin90.
    @Slytherin90. 5 років тому +367

    "Off, yes, check it out."
    "Not here. Terrible!"
    Those parts made me laugh so hard. XD

    • @Whatisahandle-
      @Whatisahandle- 5 років тому +1

      Rui-Tei90 Same hahahaha

    • @itzzaii
      @itzzaii 5 років тому +1

      Bahahahahaha ha me too 😂😂😂

    • @izzahdion9499
      @izzahdion9499 4 роки тому

      Your brain was....

  • @thearcher13
    @thearcher13 7 років тому +945

    i showed you *awkward silence*

    • @Bownimations01
      @Bownimations01 7 років тому +31

      RevivalButera off! Lol

    • @darlenedilig7284
      @darlenedilig7284 7 років тому +4

      RevivalButera LOL.

    • @MarcMashups
      @MarcMashups 7 років тому

      REVIVALBUTERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @thearcher13
      @thearcher13 7 років тому

      MarcMashups ACTUALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @MarcMashups
      @MarcMashups 7 років тому

      RevivalButera IDEK BUT IM STILL SHOOK TO SEE YOU HERE

  • @AshuraH
    @AshuraH 4 роки тому +43

    "BlazBlue can touch time"
    ESSENTIALLY THE PLOT TO THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 роки тому +3

      Also what matpat thinks Jack is and that he cosed the titanic to sinke by saving Rosa to stop More people from dyeing in the future

    • @izaacreatherishere
      @izaacreatherishere 2 роки тому

      @@davidalicea6705 Jack had to die
      Jack wanted to die

  • @jia.shx7
    @jia.shx7 6 років тому +371

    "we always make progress in my life"
    "we will always maintain this state"
    R u secretly a political leader?

    • @KennBurch
      @KennBurch 5 років тому +3

      I think that portion of the lyrics were partially translated by Kim Jong-un.

  • @rashmisrivastava2216
    @rashmisrivastava2216 5 років тому +242

    "You're here"= Not here
    "There's nothing I fear"= Terrible
    You had one job Google Translate!

    • @lucavidalz
      @lucavidalz 4 роки тому +2

      gudia Smart just one job, and google messed it up 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeonjungkookswifeu447
    @jeonjungkookswifeu447 7 років тому +1370

    " And I will be in my bowels "
    Holy crap. I laughed my head off lol lmao 😂😂😂

    • @zacvee7255
      @zacvee7255 7 років тому +42

      "My bowels"
      "Holy CRAP":

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 7 років тому +3

      Hermione Granger same

    • @neko6656
      @neko6656 7 років тому +5

      When i saw rhis comment and read it i looked up and the part where it said that played XDD

    • @milesprower2944
      @milesprower2944 7 років тому +3

      of all the things it could have translated to! XD

    • @EmmarainePink
      @EmmarainePink 7 років тому +4

      Hermione you're supposed to be working at MOM rn. I'm telling Ron.

  • @dankdrifter7329
    @dankdrifter7329 4 роки тому +150

    It's proved:
    Google translate has a weird addiction to bowels.

  • @SiloTheatrix
    @SiloTheatrix 5 років тому +184

    2:33 "I believe my heart will last" Others: "I really hope so."

  • @Killad99
    @Killad99 7 років тому +871

    " i will be in my bowels" hahahha

    • @arsontoast5981
      @arsontoast5981 6 років тому +8

      That should be the actual song though it would have gotten a lot more people interested or super freaked out

    • @thomasedison301
      @thomasedison301 6 років тому

      眉山劍客

    • @TJTBest
      @TJTBest 6 років тому

      I died at that point 🤣

  • @klydelore
    @klydelore 7 років тому +76

    I swear, her voice is amazing, yet her comedy is ON-FLEEK ;)

  • @progamer_221
    @progamer_221 4 роки тому +58

    Other girls: *Burst into tears when hearing this song or watching the movie*
    Malinda: aNd I wIlL bE iN mY bOwElS

    • @dlphnlvr25
      @dlphnlvr25 3 роки тому +2

      I have never cried watching the movie and the movie just confuses my younger brother...

    • @ankanaguha8713
      @ankanaguha8713 3 роки тому +2

      @@dlphnlvr25 I didn't cry while watching Titanic either

  • @emmabravi1540
    @emmabravi1540 7 років тому +245

    "And I will be in my bowels!"
    I was dieing!!

    • @Bhawna03
      @Bhawna03 7 років тому +44

      Emma Bravi *dying :)

  • @gianlucavicenzi2125
    @gianlucavicenzi2125 7 років тому +252

    I feel you=Beethoven
    Google translate logic😂

    • @Delulu0610
      @Delulu0610 5 років тому +7

      _i feel you beethoven!!!!_

  • @francoisrobberts6626
    @francoisrobberts6626 7 років тому +232

    I am curious as to how Google Translate brought Beethoven into this. 😂

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 7 років тому +8

      Never try to understand Google translate it will jut give you a head ache, ot tranlsated giggle to couscous in another of her songs. :-D

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 6 років тому

      Francois Robberts that's the part of Google translate you question

    • @Manu-xj4xy
      @Manu-xj4xy 6 років тому +8

      @Clara J Yeah, he's the Bae-thoven

    • @jennetbayronsanico4780
      @jennetbayronsanico4780 6 років тому

      Hahahahahaha i thinking too

  • @rkv88kanyan39
    @rkv88kanyan39 5 років тому +68

    aside from jokes, the girl's voice is extremely beautiful

  • @maxlim6415
    @maxlim6415 7 років тому +301

    "We will always maintain this state to escape in my bowels."
    I'm deceased. 😂😂

    • @eisaatana96
      @eisaatana96 6 років тому

      Good

    • @TJTBest
      @TJTBest 6 років тому

      I already died at “And I will be in my bowels” 🤣🤣

    • @omaimaell2661
      @omaimaell2661 6 років тому

      @@eisaatana96q3
      K9u 0.7b7i6n6ujo2rw1w g47fiir7oorit65tii4

  • @veekyun
    @veekyun 7 років тому +46

    Her facial expressions give me life

  • @firstlast-nc8gb
    @firstlast-nc8gb 7 років тому +80

    0:58 idk why but I just died the way she said "yes"😂

    • @petrovic369
      @petrovic369 7 років тому +8

      first last I think her face is problem 😂

  • @jimothy2361
    @jimothy2361 5 років тому +39

    “so how’s your math class”
    me: 2:23

  • @Angelinaangel1405
    @Angelinaangel1405 7 років тому +79

    Google translate is desperately trying get rid of it's ex...Evidence?
    "Wherever you are" ..."Not far from boring"
    "You're here"...."Not here"

    • @ubermom
      @ubermom 7 років тому +4

      Google Translate puts "boring" in odd places. I took "Money For Nothing" into Somali and back, and it translated, "I should have learned to play the guitar. I should have learned to play them drums." into "I would like to learn ghetto
      I would like to learn boring games." But then, "Look at that mama -- she got it sticking in the camera!" got turned into "Look at her website and put it in a camera"

  • @AlexVampyr
    @AlexVampyr 5 років тому +769

    Can you do a cover of this? Like no translate, just regular lyrics? Your voice is so pretty!

    • @slate0
      @slate0 5 років тому +51

      I thought this was the original lyrics

    • @hustlerproductions3082
      @hustlerproductions3082 5 років тому +13

      slate0 um-

    • @shaynetownshend5232
      @shaynetownshend5232 5 років тому +19

      @@slate0 REALLY???

    • @cvldbre3ze
      @cvldbre3ze 4 роки тому +16

      @@slate0 seriously, dude? Seriously? With all the bowel stuff?

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 4 роки тому +24

      agni gupta I _think_ he might be making a joke.

  • @artistrii2492
    @artistrii2492 7 років тому +130

    I was alredy laughing when I saw the thumbnail

  • @akshara487
    @akshara487 4 роки тому +30

    Whenever I listen to original song I keep remembering this translated song. Her singing gets stuck in my head and I can't remember real song lyrics.

  • @victoriacrawford9618
    @victoriacrawford9618 7 років тому +136

    I love her face reactions 😂😂😂😂

  • @greensteve9307
    @greensteve9307 7 років тому +683

    Last one then I am going to bed, I swear.

  • @lilygrace9057
    @lilygrace9057 6 років тому +133

    0:43 'far across the distance' turns to 'remote' too true

  • @jamescarrello6710
    @jamescarrello6710 5 років тому +87

    *”We always make progress in my life”*
    Sounds like me in any group project

  • @evaggeliastavropoulou7829
    @evaggeliastavropoulou7829 7 років тому +83

    2:00 "Love like I loved you" Woah. That's...seriously deep, google...
    2:52 "And I will be in my bowels"... ... ...Nevermind.
    Anyway, a great song from Malinda! What a great voice! 'til the next time, stay bowel-y.

  • @ItsThomasGabriel
    @ItsThomasGabriel 7 років тому +210

    those blank moments are hilarious 😂😂😂 And "off... yes..." HAHAHAHA

  • @Juleficent
    @Juleficent 7 років тому +151

    Oh lord I'm dying this is priceless XDDD

    • @sonofchlar6144
      @sonofchlar6144 7 років тому +4

      Malinda Kathleen Reese Will Fallon give you credit for this masterpiece of an idea?

    • @jv2ali548
      @jv2ali548 7 років тому +2

      Malinda Kathleen Reese cheap thrills plsssss...

  • @sispls2829
    @sispls2829 4 роки тому +17

    “I participated without accessing anything!”
    - Me in zoom calls for school

  • @cloudy2594
    @cloudy2594 6 років тому +369

    2:45 *UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR YOU MOLDY BAGUETTE*
    - hey so i’m back in 2021 and i’m dying at these comments

    • @pavel8323
      @pavel8323 5 років тому +4

      Yes,hahahaha

    • @kelseysparkman3679
      @kelseysparkman3679 5 років тому +3

      LET THEM OUT!!!!!

    • @jensjelstrm.6592
      @jensjelstrm.6592 5 років тому +3

      Meghan Stanton yeah I actually don,t remember if he opened the door

    • @littlemizredhead
      @littlemizredhead 5 років тому +1

      😭

    • @pawllypocket
      @pawllypocket 5 років тому +4

      Jens Erik Jelstrom jack and his mates pulled a bench from the floor and launched it twice at the gates untill it opened, the old bastard got punched in the face. it was a pretty damn good scene ngl.

  • @TheFoxofKnowledge
    @TheFoxofKnowledge 7 років тому +542

    This is a very interesting concept😀 I love your expressions of how you sing the lyrics. It really makes it funny

  • @ST3Intrigue
    @ST3Intrigue 7 років тому +97

    I enjoy Malinda's videos for two reasons: the comical value and her beautiful voice.

  • @yKronoz
    @yKronoz 5 років тому +71

    *GT:* "blazblue can touch time"
    *Me:* ah, i see you're a translator of culture

    • @anuragathelordofspectating9924
      @anuragathelordofspectating9924 5 років тому +8

      Oh yes time traveling and messed up timeline.
      Punch it Ragna

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 4 роки тому

      thank you time traveling Blazblue characters are what i need

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 3 роки тому +1

      Now I'm imagining Taokaka going through time, admiring the "meat buns" of more than just Litchi.

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 роки тому

      @@KitsuneYojimbo because of the fanche girls Jack dose to Rosa and youske from Parson 4 if p4 arena is to believe he would like because it is just like nuses

  • @sufiyanansari8016
    @sufiyanansari8016 5 років тому +57

    Although the lyrics are strange.the way you sing is incredible..
    It still touches heart....

  • @oliviadrinkwine1411
    @oliviadrinkwine1411 5 років тому +118

    My favorite line
    "And I will be in my bowels" - Google Translate

  • @soet4632
    @soet4632 7 років тому +137

    Google translate is deep✨

  • @jasonjuneau
    @jasonjuneau 5 років тому +34

    All the talk about bowels, no wonder why Jack would rather freeze to death than share the door with Rose

  • @vampgerbil
    @vampgerbil 7 років тому +180

    This version is far more romantic than the original, come on

  • @ZehnWaters
    @ZehnWaters 7 років тому +205

    "Unlock the door!"
    (Scene from Titanic with people locked in)
    Too soon?

    • @Dermacrosis
      @Dermacrosis 7 років тому +1

      I would say over a hunded years is more than enough time. :-D

    • @zeasea2519
      @zeasea2519 6 років тому +1

      one year later its still too soon.

  • @izevi8164
    @izevi8164 7 років тому +58

    I love how the added voices talk to the main voice at times like "I believe my heart will last"
    Added voices: I really hope so

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 6 років тому +1

      iZEVI I refrained from laughing but I couldn’t take it at that part

  • @eleegee
    @eleegee 2 роки тому +64

    Hey, Malinda. This will probably get very sentimental haha, but I just wanted to let you know how much these videos have helped me. A few years ago I was in the darkest place I have ever been, mentally. Everything felt hopeless and bleak - your videos gave me an escape. They were one of the only things that could make me smile (and laugh hysterically) and I am so incredibly grateful for that. I genuinely don’t know what I would have done without them.
    I’m a little sad you’re no longer making these as they were some of the funniest and most original on UA-cam, but I’m also really happy to see how far you’ve come as a creator and that you’re making content you’re passionate about again. You’re so talented and deserve all the success you’re getting. I doubt you see this, but once again - thank you.

    • @GuardianTiger
      @GuardianTiger 2 роки тому +7

      I'm glad I'm not the only one coming back to these!

    • @fluffystream3772
      @fluffystream3772 2 роки тому +5

      I’m glad your feeling better

  • @waveless9815
    @waveless9815 7 років тому +26

    Google Translate: I believe my heart will last.
    Me: With that kind of translation, we all believe that too.