Silicon Valley Season 5, Ep3 - A Corporate Affair to Remember

Since Jian Yang’s Hacker Hostel takeover rendered the Pied Piper gang homeless, Dinesh hasn’t been able to find affordable new accommodations. While I’d be tempted to blame the exorbitant housing prices in the Bay Area (if you want a good heart attack, look into San Francisco rents), the real reason is that Dinesh spent all his dough on his currently “frucked up” Tesla. Rather than live in his car and risk electrocution, Dinesh flits around the office trying to find someone with whom he can room. Nobody wants to deal with the quite often obnoxious Dinesh, but Hooli spy Jeff Washburn is caught off-guard and offers Dinesh half his place.
Once in Jeff’s apartment, Dinesh reveals himself to be desperate for a friend. At first, Jeff hates Dinesh’s attempts at bonding. But when Dinesh tells Jeff he cannot hold his liquor, Jeff sees an easy way to get info to deliver back to Gavin. Under the guise of friendship, Jeff starts handing Solo cups filled with vodka to Dinesh, who tells him how Gilfoyle’s smart fridge prank back in “The Patent Troll” eventually saved Pied Piper’s ass. A giddy, drunk Dinesh thinks he’s found a BFF.

[@uragannn]

"Hey, dude! We have a mole! LOL"

[@mr.coconut2310]

I think what he said was closer to:
"Hey, dude! We have a mole! :D"

[@christianhuston897]

Ah Dinesh, setting back the public image of Indians decades

[@ilyasobaid]

@@christianhuston897 He is Pakistani :)

[@ryuvereignnolife3980]

@@christianhuston897 pakistani

[@recept.2982]

@@ilyasobaid same thing right

[@pranavpatki]

"Could've been that I didn't spend all my money on an absurdly overpriced car. " Gilfoyle is amazing 😂

[@koro2945]

Imagine if tesla asked to sponsor nd a day later he says this

[@IshanJain]

"The Witch lost his mind"

[@5hort5ubject]

Ishan Jain yep, this one was good.

[@hanhai8515]

@nikhil nair that's part of the joke, his English is bad

[@alexanderblackwood9143]

@Nikhil Nair Technically, the male equivalency of Witch is Warlock you fucking poser

[@conephompany]

@@alexanderblackwood9143 who hurt you

[@Harsh-mb3ui]

Maybe he wanted to say that the witcher has lost his mind.

[@apex3683]

Denish always makes me laugh , i wanna see him on every episode lol

[@dasiths]

lol it's Dinesh

[@thewhitene9746]

Someone develops new technology.
China: oh..what have we got here. Let me see it's model, code, concept and everything so that I can copy it.

[@DjLota]

And do it better and cheaper

[@rammpage4468]

Well, believe it or not, things are getting reversed now, more and more things developed in China are being copied by the American companies, only matter or time till the Chinese start suing, clock is ticking.

[@minister2965]

@@DjLota nope, in terms of longetivity they still failed to supress USA due to the lack of secured, stronger asset.Simply put if you want a fridge for a short time you'll go for China but if you want something that last you take USA. Althought the shipping of USA has been the weakest bond given how expensive it can be.

[@blainegabbertgabonemhofgoa6602]

@@rammpage4468 I don’t believe it. Care to provide 2 or 3 examples?

[@LetsBeHuman]

1:11 - Fuck yeah in two different modulations

[@pnath]

"Hey, dude! We have an idiot (Dinesh)!" ;)

[@hioeo]

If anyone is wondering, that "thing" that happened in the first 5 seconds of the video was a song called "you suffer" by the band Napalm Death.
It holds the Guinness World Record for the shortest song.
PS This comment is for the people that watch these clips on youtube but never actually watched the show. AKA, me.

[@Mcguy215]

thats a stupid ass world record. ive seen albums shorter than that. whats stopping me from making a 0.1 second song

[@The13point1]

Mcguy215 / Concrete Castles probably the guy who will make a .09 second song.

[@Mcguy215]

@@The13point1 well played....

[@swyxTV]

watch the show man it's a damn good show

[@intheabyss]

Napalm death are great

[@liavhanegbi2729]

"STOP....TALKING"

[@lone_wolf1869]

'Bitchard' is soooooo appropriate 🤣

[@kevwjin]

1:55 rawr 4:00 :D
how cute, Dinesh.

[@chethan93]

Vodka! It's the normal amount!
Is it!!?

[@prashantjhala8705]

Gilfoyle is smarter than Richard and anyone on the show!

[@seanswift1072]

No, he isn't.

[@prashantjhala8705]

@@seanswift1072 how can you tell bro ?

[@seanswift1072]

@@prashantjhala8705 I mean he's a good coder and he's witty but Richard has invented technology that will change the world.

[@kartikkalia01]

Difference between Steve Jobs and Gennady Korotkevich

[@pjeet4411]

No he isn't.
Gilfoyle respect Richard because he has extreme knowledge and creative thinking

[@nileshbhakre7050]

Ohh Vs code doesn't exist that time

[@kamranbashir4842]

hoooooaaa

[@spdshmso835]

Gilfoyle is hot as hell...

[@5hort5ubject]

Lena S in style 24/7 :)

[@lazypunk794]

i was shocked when I came to know that he was the lanky dork kid from freaks and geeks

[@TheVergile]

im sexually attracted to his code.

[@aropKR]

Да

[@Regina-Phalange]

yes he is but that's due to his character's personality!

[@santiagogutierrez1594]

Isn’t Reddit chinese already?

[@jonahmann]

You suffer but why.

[@sebastianwardana1527]

what does he say, I keep mollin that sappy shit?

[@harendrasingh_22]

Oh man

[@sharpasacueball]

Jian yang storyline just made no sense