Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Dinesh

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  • @shiffterCL
    @shiffterCL 6 років тому +1521

    "It's not a tan, this is how I was born" Is probably top 10 lines in the entire show lmao.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 6 років тому +8

      lady gaga reference?
      "I was born this way?"

    • @Choicexband
      @Choicexband 6 років тому +41

      no

    • @HASSAN-ey2qf
      @HASSAN-ey2qf 5 років тому +5

      Tbh Kumail is has a dark complexion if you will compare to other Pakistanis , I’m a Pakistani but I’m way fairer than him .

    • @Toxic-th4si
      @Toxic-th4si 5 років тому +26

      @@HASSAN-ey2qf So?

    • @subaruyagami2327
      @subaruyagami2327 5 років тому +30

      @@HASSAN-ey2qf lmao, pakistanis be like "He is darker than other pakistanis. Pakistanis are fair." This may be news to you, no one fucking cares.

  • @mildin85
    @mildin85 3 роки тому +537

    Dinesh: "This girl is gonna kill me or get me killed."
    Jarred: "It seems like the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get."
    Gilfoyle: "I'm with Jarred, you should wait."

    • @pencilmusem
      @pencilmusem Рік тому +4

      “I have to end it, right now…first thing Monday”

  • @paqliam
    @paqliam 5 років тому +257

    Funniest Dinesh moment:
    Richard: "put the device in your bag, find a crowded area, press this button and poof, you're gone"
    Dinesh: "I'm gonna get as many of those fuckers as I can!"

    • @ishanbajpai6940
      @ishanbajpai6940 2 роки тому +15

      We'll get rewarded in the end.

    • @JackSparrow-zj4hj
      @JackSparrow-zj4hj 2 роки тому +6

      That's all they do in pakistan..don't you guys call it rock rock rock 🤣

    • @Scapegoat0442
      @Scapegoat0442 2 роки тому +1

      Allah Hu Akbar!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 Рік тому +53

    7:50 I feel so bad for Dinesh, he fr was talking to like the girl of his dreams, and she obviously liked him back. Then once they actually meet she’s rejects cuz of how he looks 😭😭 That is some true pain right there💔

    • @BuffPomsky
      @BuffPomsky 9 місяців тому +2

      lol no way she liked him back. She was just flirting since he was her boss

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 5 місяців тому +1

      Sad part is that’s most of our experiences

    • @EduardoLopez-tged
      @EduardoLopez-tged 7 днів тому

      Turn about is fair play, he literally was going to do the same thing to her if he didn't like what he saw.

  • @MrTechGamer180
    @MrTechGamer180 4 роки тому +2694

    Big bang theory doesn't represent nerds, this show does..

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 4 роки тому +21

      I hope not...

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 4 роки тому +13

      Its entertaining tho

    • @rohithkattamuri4019
      @rohithkattamuri4019 4 роки тому +169

      Well, tbbt is Science nerds and this is tech nerds

    • @kinduz536
      @kinduz536 4 роки тому +28

      Tsankesara They are different nerds

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 4 роки тому +143

      This show is much funnier. It doesn't need a laugh track...
      After getting into silicon valley, I found bbt almost painful to watch.

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 3 роки тому +285

    Even in Dinesh’s best moments, Gilfoyle has the best zings

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 3 місяці тому +2

      "Something's wrong with your fronk... it's all frucked up."

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 6 років тому +437

    i kinda feel sad in that awkward chat with that girl...relatable

  • @parafitality2730
    @parafitality2730 2 роки тому +24

    Gilfoyle: "Something's wrong with your frunk, it's all frucked up"
    🤣

  • @k00lk33f420
    @k00lk33f420 2 роки тому +23

    I think that was one of Richard's best burns: "I just wanna know where I can get one...so I can look like a total fucking douchebag"

  • @Audreyes007
    @Audreyes007 6 років тому +81

    LMAOO dinesh’s “okay” to Gavin made me laugh so hard

    • @erichofuentes2391
      @erichofuentes2391 3 роки тому +5

      Gavin strong-armed Dinesh just to take a live time bomb from him haha

  • @yoyossarian9468
    @yoyossarian9468 5 років тому +316

    "It's me Pakistani Denzel"

  • @cragorichard
    @cragorichard 5 років тому +341

    absolutely no one:
    dinesh:
    "when does a pond become a lake ?"

    • @avimohan6594
      @avimohan6594 4 роки тому +4

      When Nessie moves in?

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple 3 роки тому +2

      When it has a point too deep for photosynthesis plants to live

    • @billnye1825
      @billnye1825 3 роки тому +2

      @@LightSourceTemple So could a deep well be considered a lake? Or just a massive hole with water

  • @malignant3423
    @malignant3423 Рік тому +11

    "outed by wifi" -gilf is the best

  • @kaalbhairav7721
    @kaalbhairav7721 6 років тому +485

    Outed by Wi-Fi.

    • @Boredoutofmywits
      @Boredoutofmywits 6 років тому +18

      -Should we check the old lost and found?
      -Okay...

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig 5 років тому +6

      also outed erhlichs bad security, same wifi password for years

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 2 роки тому +11

    His very special and endearing way of pronouncing the letter R makes the word Pied Piper or even the song much much special !

  • @dirtycheeseburgers
    @dirtycheeseburgers 5 років тому +72

    ceo dinesh was my favorite. he looks like a character out of an indian soap opera or bollywood movie

    • @dinil5566
      @dinil5566 5 років тому +1

      He is Pakistani u racist

    • @yasser_hussain
      @yasser_hussain 4 роки тому +1

      @@dinil5566 it's not racist. They are the same race.

    • @manashejmadi
      @manashejmadi 3 роки тому +6

      @@dinil5566 Its not racist lol. 70 years, back pakistanis were indians itself. Were the same people divided by another race

    • @ミノキシジル男
      @ミノキシジル男 2 роки тому

      I think he is just messing

  • @yeshesdevi
    @yeshesdevi 3 роки тому +13

    I like the actor who plays Dinesh also in his various roles in "Portlandia", where I first saw him. Similar kind of character.

  • @mr.coconut2310
    @mr.coconut2310 6 років тому +70

    8:30 split the rent fiddy-fiddy or foedy-siddy

  • @hppo1
    @hppo1 5 років тому +25

    "I could be personally liable for 21 Billion dollars" the moment to say fuck it im faking my own death.

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn Рік тому

      My name a dinesh patel, my favorite friend was a Jian Yang

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 4 роки тому +74

    Really shows how awesome Gilfoyle is when he has a tonne of good quotes here and it's not even a video about him 😂

  • @andrewk8175
    @andrewk8175 4 роки тому +31

    DINESH IS UNDERRATED ASF

  • @alexilica4128
    @alexilica4128 4 роки тому +22

    How did Dinesh’s SWEET karaoke skills not make this video??? 🎤

  • @_adil-
    @_adil- 6 років тому +75

    For some reason he reminds me of David Schwimmer as Ross Geller from Friends, the expressions and comedic timing is unmatchable

    • @Neonb88
      @Neonb88 Рік тому

      Dinesh is definitely less depressed, less awkward, AND less creepy, though

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 3 роки тому +35

    Elizabeth and Dinesh killed my soul that was like watching a train wreck 😐

  • @mervynlarrier9424
    @mervynlarrier9424 5 років тому +497

    I really hated Dinesh as a CEO so it was absolutely beautiful seeing him get his comeuppance

    • @rickross9829
      @rickross9829 4 роки тому +30

      Mervyn Larrier him renegging on saying Richard could use the data from Pied Piper for his new internet was especially heinous

    • @yemaster9000
      @yemaster9000 3 роки тому +5

      TIL comeuppance is a word

    • @baconian_road_construction
      @baconian_road_construction 2 роки тому +12

      He acted like a CEO should; ruthless and being kind of an asshole. In his mind, Richard was way too soft as CEO (and rightfully so, Richard is nowhere near as brutal as other CEOs like Gavin Belson or Barker), which lead to Pied Piper almost sinking multiple times. He was determined to do whatever it takes to keep that from happening again, which I think is in character for Dinesh.

    • @gouki2005
      @gouki2005 2 роки тому

      I really hated when he revealed how Gylfoy hacked the fridges to Hooli spy. That guy was really despicsble. Even Bighead was more useful. In fact they could replace dinesh with another coder. Also when they compared his code with gilfoy and he was throwing idiots insults, annyoing

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 2 роки тому +1

      Also the fact that Richard could have decided right then and there not to allow them to use his alogrithim, therefore ruining their company.

  • @jesseloera9974
    @jesseloera9974 5 років тому +19

    “Jared is getting laid....with a girl.” 😂

  • @dr6770
    @dr6770 5 років тому +31

    You're trying to convince this girl you run half marathons but you won't walk halfway across this house to get your phone? lol

  • @Oniichaan1
    @Oniichaan1 6 років тому +201

    Love the videos but maaaaa, how could you skip the best one.... In Latvian, it roughly translates to one who beheads the Messiah

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 років тому +240

    Dinesh lied about being the only one who could code in Java 😂

    • @javidaliyev310
      @javidaliyev310 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @user-mi8ew2to8e
      @user-mi8ew2to8e 4 роки тому +50

      True, Gilfoylle wrote a java method in future episodes

    • @adityagupta4955
      @adityagupta4955 4 роки тому +36

      Later he became code gay. 😂

    • @ssa3101
      @ssa3101 4 роки тому

      @@user-mi8ew2to8e coder

    • @gauravsharma3444
      @gauravsharma3444 3 роки тому +10

      & dinesh said his code would run on any machine, but later he said to Gilfoyle his code couldn't work on his shitty machine...

  • @waynehoxit8377
    @waynehoxit8377 6 років тому +42

    dinesh is extremely funny on silicon valley

  • @hexagonproductions2019
    @hexagonproductions2019 7 місяців тому +1

    2:02 they knew Dinesh was a casual psychopath right from the start.

  • @brahmaputramoskva1215
    @brahmaputramoskva1215 5 років тому +15

    10:31 Need 1 hour loop for this

  • @crtmojo2705
    @crtmojo2705 6 років тому +54

    Something's wrong with your frunk. It's all frunked up. Lol

  • @tanha8178
    @tanha8178 2 роки тому +15

    Gotta admire Dinesh, pretend as he seemed, he lived true to himself, he usually said out what he wanted, no pretending.

  • @malangi31
    @malangi31 5 років тому +75

    My favorite line: "What's your policy on anonymous tips" and they didn't include it ......:(

  • @777jones
    @777jones 6 років тому +24

    Dinesh is the best character along with bighead

    • @blackbox1024
      @blackbox1024 3 роки тому +4

      in terms of humanity and goodness, i agree. But the most hilarious and interesting character was Gavin Belson by far, then Pete Monahan and Erlich

  • @melissaguzman3139
    @melissaguzman3139 6 років тому +85

    "Pakistani Denzel!!" 7:31

  • @vinamradash7000
    @vinamradash7000 5 років тому +35

    This seems like "best of Guilfoyle"

    • @johnnodadgriffin6432
      @johnnodadgriffin6432 4 роки тому +6

      Every moment that has gilfoyle is the best of gilfoyle

    • @michellewong649
      @michellewong649 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnnodadgriffin6432 stop creating further tension between the two

  • @xetera
    @xetera 5 років тому +56

    0:15 I mean to be fair Scala code will "run on anything" regardless of how you write it. It's just the JVM's magic at the end of the day 🤓

    • @noelomondi4849
      @noelomondi4849 5 років тому +3

      😂😂 exactly!

    • @abekashem4326
      @abekashem4326 3 роки тому

      lol for years I thought he was saying “scholar code”

    • @chessai2121
      @chessai2121 2 роки тому +4

      He's specifically referring to low overhead, high performance code, which could run on hardware with fewer resources. Not referring to its portability

  • @siebenspeer3372
    @siebenspeer3372 Рік тому +2

    Why am i laughing at 9:44 so hard. From now on, thats how i will say sorry lmao buttoning the blazer

  • @ratto751
    @ratto751 4 роки тому +5

    4:56 GILFOYLE SMILED *HE SMILED!!!!!!!!!!!* FINALLY

  • @alexbradley9880
    @alexbradley9880 5 років тому +123

    when you've seen the best of EVERY ONE ELSE. I guess it's time to fire up Dinesh's highlights

    • @brahmaputramoskva1215
      @brahmaputramoskva1215 5 років тому +13

      Well! He plays his character well..

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 5 років тому +9

      There is not much in it in terms of comedy, but 10:26 is still one of the best moments of the show

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 3 роки тому +2

      yeah i did this reluctantly as a last resort.

    • @johhnyboy.6655
      @johhnyboy.6655 2 роки тому +1

      dont be mean the character/performer has a fun voice. He's just a second straight-man and i think thats fine
      not every character in the show has to be a riot, you need "boring" characters in the mix too to balance everything out

  • @dowiee2694
    @dowiee2694 4 роки тому +26

    "I can write sleek Scala code with higher-order functions that can run on anything" Okay, but aren't those all features that are inherent to the language? Fucking Dinesh.

    • @polarisgemini52
      @polarisgemini52 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao I don't know anything about computers but I totally understand how stupid his comment sounds after you mention it

  • @dylanchidambaram3241
    @dylanchidambaram3241 3 роки тому +3

    Erlich saying "hey we all do" makes that scene feel like a hallmark movie

  • @NinjaNuggets21
    @NinjaNuggets21 4 роки тому +7

    “When does a pond become a lake?” 🤣

  • @sergejkeser7270
    @sergejkeser7270 4 роки тому +25

    "Hey look, its Osama Benn Fucking" got me rolling on the floor!

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 4 роки тому +55

    Poor Dinesh, never gets a break. I think he's the only one with worse luck than Richard. He never fails to make me laugh though. "I did sex on her."

  • @rmz4194
    @rmz4194 6 років тому +15

    There it is! Good job, again.

  • @kaleloz2868
    @kaleloz2868 3 роки тому +15

    Best show on HBO ... EVER.

  • @momma1taught1me1good
    @momma1taught1me1good 2 роки тому +5

    never seen this show but I'm really surprised Scala is even mentioned, since it's barely a mainstream language. that episode must've been written around 2013-2015 when Scala was more hyped

  • @TharakaJay7
    @TharakaJay7 5 років тому +18

    "Hi Mom"

  • @dharmendra4267
    @dharmendra4267 4 роки тому +6

    Dinesh is my favourite character in Sv.

  • @commentforthealgo5383
    @commentforthealgo5383 2 роки тому +4

    if i watch enough of these maybe i can put the whole show storyline together.

    • @kaleloz2868
      @kaleloz2868 Рік тому

      I just bought all the dvds for the entire show.

  • @carelesshx
    @carelesshx 5 років тому +7

    9:44 is 100% Gavin Belson

  • @leonardobonilla4866
    @leonardobonilla4866 4 роки тому +1

    It's funny how the dude at 2:33 I think is one of the coder's that works at pied piper during season 5

  • @abzfarooq3510
    @abzfarooq3510 5 років тому +24

    This guy is now gonna be an eternal XD

    • @minhnghiaduong997
      @minhnghiaduong997 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder when will spiderman teacher will start roasting an eternal

    • @abzfarooq3510
      @abzfarooq3510 3 роки тому

      @@minhnghiaduong997 😂 I can’t wait

  • @MaiFast
    @MaiFast 4 роки тому +13

    In Urdu Bro short for "Bukhtwar" 2:33, lol

  • @robbiemacalpine5357
    @robbiemacalpine5357 6 років тому +16

    15:20 have you noticed that Dinesh's car has no registration plate

    • @ryank.6033
      @ryank.6033 6 років тому +6

      It is not just in the show, when people get new Teslas, for some reason there plates are like that.

  • @melissaguzman3139
    @melissaguzman3139 6 років тому +12

    DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!!! His face is SOOOOOOO funny!!!! Pause it to 11:01

  • @maiga390
    @maiga390 6 років тому +12

    Pls when is the new season coming out

  • @ty814
    @ty814 3 роки тому +6

    5:00 Dinesh and Gilfoys reactions 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 6 років тому +4

    ''It's all frunked up'' XD

  • @nobodyspecial675
    @nobodyspecial675 3 роки тому +33

    Dinesh was always my least favourite character, going through the series the first time around. Kumail nailed the material and made me a laugh a lot, but I guess he just didn't stand out next to all the more heightened character types. Looking back though, he REALLY is a solid comedic anti-hero, like something out of a classic British sitcom. His needyness, his pettiness, his selfishness, his endless failure to live up to his own aspirations. He's actually one of the most dimensional characters in that regard. I also feel like he's the character who struggles the most, outside of Richard and maybe Gavin Belson. It's really cool that's that were Mike Judge went with his kinda-token Pakistani geek character.

  • @JohnDemetriou
    @JohnDemetriou 4 роки тому +5

    My country, got into the IMF program because we, as a country, needed 10-15 billion euros which roughly translates to 16 billion USD. Less than Dinesh's piperchat owed

  • @charron1
    @charron1 6 років тому +48

    Hey Look, Its Osama been fukin :)

  • @arobot7426
    @arobot7426 5 років тому +5

    The thumbnail for this video is terrifying

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 4 роки тому +4

    Blazer goes on, morals go out the window

  • @Flockingtheherd
    @Flockingtheherd 3 роки тому +8

    Wow so I totally just realized dinesh never found a girl throughout the whole series.. and Jared seemingly went from slapping 10’s to a pool of glop on the floor

    • @jaythekid4728
      @jaythekid4728 2 роки тому +3

      He did. The crazy hacker girl who he got arrested 😂

    • @zoomerjack5435
      @zoomerjack5435 2 роки тому

      Jared fucks
      Gilfoyle is mysterious enough to get ladies
      Richard is nice enough to get that one guy’s fiancé
      Erlich is a scumbag, but he can use that to his advantage with women
      Dinesh however is a beta male and a cuck

  • @Abhi-tp6dk
    @Abhi-tp6dk 3 роки тому +2

    the best of Dinesh isn't best for himself

  • @nickoquendo8017
    @nickoquendo8017 6 років тому +13

    I like dinish he is cool he is the evolution of the new generation HBO HAS TO GET HIM HIS OWN SHOW!!!!! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

  • @Xalgucennia
    @Xalgucennia 3 роки тому +3

    11:43
    I'm in a bathtub,
    LoL, why is that hilarious?

  • @andrewgreen1970
    @andrewgreen1970 Рік тому

    "I'm the only one of these clowns ... " - he actually implied that he himself is a clown.

  • @kaseirinho
    @kaseirinho Рік тому +1

    So Dinesh became an eternal and Gyfoyle Spidey´s teacher.

  • @kindadecent9754
    @kindadecent9754 3 роки тому +2

    9:44 he looks like a Pakistani Daniel Radcliffe

  • @alainportant6412
    @alainportant6412 3 роки тому +3

    3:20 There is no such feeeesh. You made that feesh up.

  • @sarahb5464
    @sarahb5464 3 роки тому +2

    The breach of fiduciary duty and piercing of the corporate veil should be taught as an example in law schools. Watching that scene was more stressed than I'd ever been outside the office.

  • @frankfurlacker5219
    @frankfurlacker5219 3 роки тому +5

    Lmao at 6:07 when he x’d all the dudes out of the chat.

  • @agusbr2288
    @agusbr2288 5 років тому +7

    Whats is Schrabing??, Who is Rob shrab??

  • @520ga619il000786
    @520ga619il000786 3 роки тому +2

    Did anyone try to see what new companies were added in the intro every new season.

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 8 місяців тому +1

    Dinesh would be Gilfoyle's equal if he had an ounce of self-confidence.

  • @himanshushukla6451
    @himanshushukla6451 3 роки тому +1

    07:55 gilfoyle is just hillarious

  • @cyberbiosecurity
    @cyberbiosecurity 6 років тому +26

    why it seems to me that this series is realy about modern evil?

    •  5 років тому +1

      Pretty much all TV shows and movies are about evil, because Hollywood is controlled by Godless Marxists, Satanists, and pedophiles.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 років тому +8

      @ Gilfoyle on the show is a flat out Satanist

    • @deepaksinghnegi6019
      @deepaksinghnegi6019 5 років тому +2

      @@SacrificialLamb71 can you explain me which main characters are Portraying evil in the show as I really like this show? And i m really surprised by the comments and can't understand so help me to look through your perspective..

    • @MegamaXX500
      @MegamaXX500 5 років тому +5

      @@andremaines his edgy religion doesnt mean he doesn't have values, honor, integrity etc.

  • @imninja4220
    @imninja4220 5 років тому +2

    Best man in the show after erlich

  • @MrArkAngelz
    @MrArkAngelz 5 років тому +3

    12:28 what episode is this?

    • @thehouseoflsp
      @thehouseoflsp 5 років тому +1

      I believe Terms of Service episode

  • @shirpradhan2583
    @shirpradhan2583 3 роки тому

    The thumbnail kills it XD

  • @abzfarooq3510
    @abzfarooq3510 5 років тому +22

    Commenting on this before he becomes a huge MCU eternal character

    • @Neonb88
      @Neonb88 Рік тому

      His character kinda sucks in Eternals though... I mean he's not the meanest eternal but he's definitely no Gemma or the dad character either

  • @rockyaqua4382
    @rockyaqua4382 5 років тому +4

    14:42 'I'll never tell, but yes!'

  • @MrTCHOSS
    @MrTCHOSS 4 роки тому +2

    I can't believe T.J. Miller gained all that weight for this show

  • @MrTechGamer180
    @MrTechGamer180 4 роки тому +3

    A fish that eat other fish's Bacteria, I think elrich sometime in new season orderd same thing.. i guess. He said if i dont go there they will notice..

  • @hannianan8936
    @hannianan8936 6 років тому +8

    My boyfrienddd 😂❤️

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 років тому +2

    He got buff

  • @haiderkhan3007
    @haiderkhan3007 Рік тому +1

    She’s a Niazi. That’s Imran Khan!

  • @theshadow9238
    @theshadow9238 3 роки тому +3

    I forgot that Erlich hated Jared

  • @onedayin3000
    @onedayin3000 5 років тому +6

    10:23 what does Jared whisper?

    • @anastasija8989
      @anastasija8989 5 років тому +1

      "oh he sort of became ill on himself" I think that's what he said

  • @quzeem9196
    @quzeem9196 2 роки тому

    Best of Dinesh ,but it was just Gilfoyle taking the spotlight lol

  • @laxman90210
    @laxman90210 Рік тому +1

    The girl on video chat ditching Dinesh was honestly sad

  • @zackcarl7861
    @zackcarl7861 3 роки тому +2

    The best thing abot dinesh is ..he is a Pakistani dinesh 😆😆that's like..how

  • @philos5549
    @philos5549 3 роки тому +1

    Cant believe kingo starred in silicon valley

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 роки тому

      Lmafo it was one of the shows he starred in

  • @ege49
    @ege49 2 роки тому

    Something is wrong with your frunk. It’s all frucked up 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheReck12
    @TheReck12 4 роки тому +6

    He was such a bad person this entire show but in the end he did the right thing