Silicon Valley | Season 1-5 | The Best of Dinesh

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  • All the best Pakistani Denzel moments from Season 1-5 of Silicon Valley
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  • @mildin85
    @mildin85 3 роки тому +480

    Dinesh: "This girl is gonna kill me or get me killed."
    Jarred: "It seems like the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get."
    Gilfoyle: "I'm with Jarred, you should wait."

    • @pencilmusem
      @pencilmusem Рік тому +1

      “I have to end it, right now…first thing Monday”

  • @MrTechGamer180
    @MrTechGamer180 4 роки тому +2554

    Big bang theory doesn't represent nerds, this show does..

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 4 роки тому +21

      I hope not...

    • @khoroshoorange
      @khoroshoorange 4 роки тому +12

      Its entertaining tho

    • @rohithkattamuri4019
      @rohithkattamuri4019 4 роки тому +159

      Well, tbbt is Science nerds and this is tech nerds

    • @kinduz536
      @kinduz536 4 роки тому +27

      Tsankesara They are different nerds

    • @dahorn100011
      @dahorn100011 3 роки тому +130

      This show is much funnier. It doesn't need a laugh track...
      After getting into silicon valley, I found bbt almost painful to watch.

  • @shiffterCL
    @shiffterCL 6 років тому +1476

    "It's not a tan, this is how I was born" Is probably top 10 lines in the entire show lmao.

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 6 років тому +8

      lady gaga reference?
      "I was born this way?"

    • @Choicexband
      @Choicexband 5 років тому +38

      no

    • @HASSAN-ey2qf
      @HASSAN-ey2qf 5 років тому +5

      Tbh Kumail is has a dark complexion if you will compare to other Pakistanis , I’m a Pakistani but I’m way fairer than him .

    • @Toxic-th4si
      @Toxic-th4si 5 років тому +25

      @@HASSAN-ey2qf So?

    • @subaruyagami2327
      @subaruyagami2327 5 років тому +30

      @@HASSAN-ey2qf lmao, pakistanis be like "He is darker than other pakistanis. Pakistanis are fair." This may be news to you, no one fucking cares.

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 3 роки тому +255

    Even in Dinesh’s best moments, Gilfoyle has the best zings

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 5 років тому +423

    i kinda feel sad in that awkward chat with that girl...relatable

  • @paqliam
    @paqliam 4 роки тому +220

    Funniest Dinesh moment:
    Richard: "put the device in your bag, find a crowded area, press this button and poof, you're gone"
    Dinesh: "I'm gonna get as many of those fuckers as I can!"

    • @ishanbajpai6940
      @ishanbajpai6940 2 роки тому +10

      We'll get rewarded in the end.

    • @JackSparrow-zj4hj
      @JackSparrow-zj4hj 2 роки тому +4

      That's all they do in pakistan..don't you guys call it rock rock rock 🤣

    • @Scapegoat0442
      @Scapegoat0442 Рік тому

      Allah Hu Akbar!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @beefusmcwellington2933
    @beefusmcwellington2933 Рік тому +28

    7:50 I feel so bad for Dinesh, he fr was talking to like the girl of his dreams, and she obviously liked him back. Then once they actually meet she’s rejects cuz of how he looks 😭😭 That is some true pain right there💔

    • @BuffPomsky
      @BuffPomsky 5 місяців тому

      lol no way she liked him back. She was just flirting since he was her boss

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 Місяць тому

      Sad part is that’s most of our experiences

  • @yoyossarian9468
    @yoyossarian9468 4 роки тому +299

    "It's me Pakistani Denzel"

  • @parafitality2730
    @parafitality2730 2 роки тому +16

    Gilfoyle: "Something's wrong with your frunk, it's all frucked up"
    🤣

  • @cragorichard
    @cragorichard 4 роки тому +332

    absolutely no one:
    dinesh:
    "when does a pond become a lake ?"

    • @avimohan6594
      @avimohan6594 4 роки тому +3

      When Nessie moves in?

    • @LightSourceTemple
      @LightSourceTemple 3 роки тому +2

      When it has a point too deep for photosynthesis plants to live

    • @billnye1825
      @billnye1825 3 роки тому +2

      @@LightSourceTemple So could a deep well be considered a lake? Or just a massive hole with water

  • @Audreyes007
    @Audreyes007 6 років тому +76

    LMAOO dinesh’s “okay” to Gavin made me laugh so hard

    • @erichofuentes2958
      @erichofuentes2958 2 роки тому +4

      Gavin strong-armed Dinesh just to take a live time bomb from him haha

  • @kaalbhairav7721
    @kaalbhairav7721 6 років тому +475

    Outed by Wi-Fi.

    • @Boredoutofmywits
      @Boredoutofmywits 5 років тому +18

      -Should we check the old lost and found?
      -Okay...

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig 4 роки тому +6

      also outed erhlichs bad security, same wifi password for years

  • @alexilica4128
    @alexilica4128 4 роки тому +21

    How did Dinesh’s SWEET karaoke skills not make this video??? 🎤

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 4 роки тому +72

    Really shows how awesome Gilfoyle is when he has a tonne of good quotes here and it's not even a video about him 😂

  • @k00lk33f420
    @k00lk33f420 2 роки тому +18

    I think that was one of Richard's best burns: "I just wanna know where I can get one...so I can look like a total fucking douchebag"

  • @andrewk8175
    @andrewk8175 3 роки тому +30

    DINESH IS UNDERRATED ASF

  • @dirtycheeseburgers
    @dirtycheeseburgers 5 років тому +67

    ceo dinesh was my favorite. he looks like a character out of an indian soap opera or bollywood movie

    • @dinil5566
      @dinil5566 4 роки тому +1

      He is Pakistani u racist

    • @yasser_hussain
      @yasser_hussain 4 роки тому +1

      @@dinil5566 it's not racist. They are the same race.

    • @manashejmadi
      @manashejmadi 2 роки тому +6

      @@dinil5566 Its not racist lol. 70 years, back pakistanis were indians itself. Were the same people divided by another race

    • @user-ps6te1mb7h
      @user-ps6te1mb7h Рік тому

      I think he is just messing

  • @malignant3423
    @malignant3423 Рік тому +9

    "outed by wifi" -gilf is the best

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 3 роки тому +34

    Elizabeth and Dinesh killed my soul that was like watching a train wreck 😐

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 2 роки тому +11

    His very special and endearing way of pronouncing the letter R makes the word Pied Piper or even the song much much special !

  • @mervynlarrier9424
    @mervynlarrier9424 5 років тому +490

    I really hated Dinesh as a CEO so it was absolutely beautiful seeing him get his comeuppance

    • @rickross9829
      @rickross9829 4 роки тому +29

      Mervyn Larrier him renegging on saying Richard could use the data from Pied Piper for his new internet was especially heinous

    • @yemaster9000
      @yemaster9000 3 роки тому +5

      TIL comeuppance is a word

    • @baconian_road_construction
      @baconian_road_construction 2 роки тому +10

      He acted like a CEO should; ruthless and being kind of an asshole. In his mind, Richard was way too soft as CEO (and rightfully so, Richard is nowhere near as brutal as other CEOs like Gavin Belson or Barker), which lead to Pied Piper almost sinking multiple times. He was determined to do whatever it takes to keep that from happening again, which I think is in character for Dinesh.

    • @gouki2005
      @gouki2005 2 роки тому

      I really hated when he revealed how Gylfoy hacked the fridges to Hooli spy. That guy was really despicsble. Even Bighead was more useful. In fact they could replace dinesh with another coder. Also when they compared his code with gilfoy and he was throwing idiots insults, annyoing

    • @gabesarti7184
      @gabesarti7184 Рік тому +1

      Also the fact that Richard could have decided right then and there not to allow them to use his alogrithim, therefore ruining their company.

  • @hppo1
    @hppo1 4 роки тому +23

    "I could be personally liable for 21 Billion dollars" the moment to say fuck it im faking my own death.

    • @Wyvernnnn
      @Wyvernnnn Рік тому

      My name a dinesh patel, my favorite friend was a Jian Yang

  • @yeshesdevi
    @yeshesdevi 3 роки тому +12

    I like the actor who plays Dinesh also in his various roles in "Portlandia", where I first saw him. Similar kind of character.

  • @mr.coconut2310
    @mr.coconut2310 6 років тому +66

    8:30 split the rent fiddy-fiddy or foedy-siddy

  • @jesseloera9974
    @jesseloera9974 4 роки тому +17

    “Jared is getting laid....with a girl.” 😂

  • @waynehoxit8377
    @waynehoxit8377 6 років тому +42

    dinesh is extremely funny on silicon valley

  • @_adil-
    @_adil- 6 років тому +74

    For some reason he reminds me of David Schwimmer as Ross Geller from Friends, the expressions and comedic timing is unmatchable

    • @Neonb88
      @Neonb88 9 місяців тому

      Dinesh is definitely less depressed, less awkward, AND less creepy, though

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 4 роки тому +237

    Dinesh lied about being the only one who could code in Java 😂

    • @javidaliyev310
      @javidaliyev310 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂

    • @user-mi8ew2to8e
      @user-mi8ew2to8e 4 роки тому +48

      True, Gilfoylle wrote a java method in future episodes

    • @adityagupta4955
      @adityagupta4955 4 роки тому +35

      Later he became code gay. 😂

    • @ssa3101
      @ssa3101 3 роки тому

      @@user-mi8ew2to8e coder

    • @gauravsharma3444
      @gauravsharma3444 3 роки тому +10

      & dinesh said his code would run on any machine, but later he said to Gilfoyle his code couldn't work on his shitty machine...

  • @crtmojo2705
    @crtmojo2705 5 років тому +53

    Something's wrong with your frunk. It's all frunked up. Lol

  • @vinamradash7000
    @vinamradash7000 4 роки тому +35

    This seems like "best of Guilfoyle"

    • @johnnodadgriffin6432
      @johnnodadgriffin6432 4 роки тому +5

      Every moment that has gilfoyle is the best of gilfoyle

    • @michellewong649
      @michellewong649 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnnodadgriffin6432 stop creating further tension between the two

  • @dr6770
    @dr6770 5 років тому +29

    You're trying to convince this girl you run half marathons but you won't walk halfway across this house to get your phone? lol

  • @777jones
    @777jones 5 років тому +24

    Dinesh is the best character along with bighead

    • @blackbox1024
      @blackbox1024 3 роки тому +5

      in terms of humanity and goodness, i agree. But the most hilarious and interesting character was Gavin Belson by far, then Pete Monahan and Erlich

  • @melissaguzman3139
    @melissaguzman3139 6 років тому +84

    "Pakistani Denzel!!" 7:31

  • @Oniichaan1
    @Oniichaan1 6 років тому +198

    Love the videos but maaaaa, how could you skip the best one.... In Latvian, it roughly translates to one who beheads the Messiah

  • @brahmaputramoskva1215
    @brahmaputramoskva1215 4 роки тому +15

    10:31 Need 1 hour loop for this

  • @tanha8178
    @tanha8178 2 роки тому +15

    Gotta admire Dinesh, pretend as he seemed, he lived true to himself, he usually said out what he wanted, no pretending.

  • @sergejkeser7270
    @sergejkeser7270 3 роки тому +23

    "Hey look, its Osama Benn Fucking" got me rolling on the floor!

  • @xetera
    @xetera 5 років тому +54

    0:15 I mean to be fair Scala code will "run on anything" regardless of how you write it. It's just the JVM's magic at the end of the day 🤓

    • @noelomondi4849
      @noelomondi4849 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂 exactly!

    • @abekashem4326
      @abekashem4326 2 роки тому

      lol for years I thought he was saying “scholar code”

    • @chessai2121
      @chessai2121 2 роки тому +3

      He's specifically referring to low overhead, high performance code, which could run on hardware with fewer resources. Not referring to its portability

  • @malangi31
    @malangi31 4 роки тому +74

    My favorite line: "What's your policy on anonymous tips" and they didn't include it ......:(

  • @NinjaNuggets21
    @NinjaNuggets21 4 роки тому +7

    “When does a pond become a lake?” 🤣

  • @kaleloz2868
    @kaleloz2868 3 роки тому +14

    Best show on HBO ... EVER.

  • @alexbradley9880
    @alexbradley9880 5 років тому +123

    when you've seen the best of EVERY ONE ELSE. I guess it's time to fire up Dinesh's highlights

    • @brahmaputramoskva1215
      @brahmaputramoskva1215 4 роки тому +13

      Well! He plays his character well..

    • @arturofernandez4058
      @arturofernandez4058 4 роки тому +9

      There is not much in it in terms of comedy, but 10:26 is still one of the best moments of the show

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 3 роки тому +2

      yeah i did this reluctantly as a last resort.

    • @johhnyboy.6655
      @johhnyboy.6655 2 роки тому

      dont be mean the character/performer has a fun voice. He's just a second straight-man and i think thats fine
      not every character in the show has to be a riot, you need "boring" characters in the mix too to balance everything out

  • @rmz4194
    @rmz4194 6 років тому +15

    There it is! Good job, again.

  • @siebenspeer3372
    @siebenspeer3372 11 місяців тому +1

    Why am i laughing at 9:44 so hard. From now on, thats how i will say sorry lmao buttoning the blazer

  • @dylanchidambaram3241
    @dylanchidambaram3241 3 роки тому +3

    Erlich saying "hey we all do" makes that scene feel like a hallmark movie

  • @ratto751
    @ratto751 4 роки тому +4

    4:56 GILFOYLE SMILED *HE SMILED!!!!!!!!!!!* FINALLY

  • @charron1
    @charron1 6 років тому +48

    Hey Look, Its Osama been fukin :)

  • @dowiee2694
    @dowiee2694 4 роки тому +25

    "I can write sleek Scala code with higher-order functions that can run on anything" Okay, but aren't those all features that are inherent to the language? Fucking Dinesh.

    • @polarisgemini52
      @polarisgemini52 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao I don't know anything about computers but I totally understand how stupid his comment sounds after you mention it

  • @dharmendra4267
    @dharmendra4267 4 роки тому +5

    Dinesh is my favourite character in Sv.

  • @commentforthealgo5383
    @commentforthealgo5383 Рік тому +4

    if i watch enough of these maybe i can put the whole show storyline together.

    • @kaleloz2868
      @kaleloz2868 Рік тому

      I just bought all the dvds for the entire show.

  • @momma1taught1me1good
    @momma1taught1me1good 2 роки тому +3

    never seen this show but I'm really surprised Scala is even mentioned, since it's barely a mainstream language. that episode must've been written around 2013-2015 when Scala was more hyped

  • @thestudiokandy
    @thestudiokandy 5 років тому +17

    "Hi Mom"

  • @nickoquendo8017
    @nickoquendo8017 5 років тому +13

    I like dinish he is cool he is the evolution of the new generation HBO HAS TO GET HIM HIS OWN SHOW!!!!! PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

  • @abzfarooq3510
    @abzfarooq3510 5 років тому +24

    This guy is now gonna be an eternal XD

    • @minhnghiaduong997
      @minhnghiaduong997 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder when will spiderman teacher will start roasting an eternal

    • @abzfarooq3510
      @abzfarooq3510 3 роки тому

      @@minhnghiaduong997 😂 I can’t wait

  • @Milfuelle100
    @Milfuelle100 4 роки тому +54

    Poor Dinesh, never gets a break. I think he's the only one with worse luck than Richard. He never fails to make me laugh though. "I did sex on her."

  • @carelesshx
    @carelesshx 4 роки тому +7

    9:44 is 100% Gavin Belson

  • @leonardobonilla4866
    @leonardobonilla4866 3 роки тому

    It's funny how the dude at 2:33 I think is one of the coder's that works at pied piper during season 5

  • @archonandrogenpharmacokinetics
    @archonandrogenpharmacokinetics 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Dinesh is always wearing a big top on becase the actor who plays him is super jacked.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 4 роки тому +4

    Blazer goes on, morals go out the window

  • @hexagonproductions2019
    @hexagonproductions2019 3 місяці тому

    2:02 they knew Dinesh was a casual psychopath right from the start.

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 4 місяці тому +1

    Dinesh would be Gilfoyle's equal if he had an ounce of self-confidence.

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 5 років тому +3

    ''It's all frunked up'' XD

  • @MaiFast
    @MaiFast 4 роки тому +12

    In Urdu Bro short for "Bukhtwar" 2:33, lol

  • @arobot7426
    @arobot7426 5 років тому +5

    The thumbnail for this video is terrifying

  • @Xalgucennia
    @Xalgucennia 2 роки тому +2

    11:43
    I'm in a bathtub,
    LoL, why is that hilarious?

  • @imninja4220
    @imninja4220 4 роки тому +2

    Best man in the show after erlich

  • @JohnDemetriou
    @JohnDemetriou 4 роки тому +5

    My country, got into the IMF program because we, as a country, needed 10-15 billion euros which roughly translates to 16 billion USD. Less than Dinesh's piperchat owed

  • @sarahb5464
    @sarahb5464 2 роки тому +2

    The breach of fiduciary duty and piercing of the corporate veil should be taught as an example in law schools. Watching that scene was more stressed than I'd ever been outside the office.

  • @andrewgreen1970
    @andrewgreen1970 Рік тому

    "I'm the only one of these clowns ... " - he actually implied that he himself is a clown.

  • @alainportant6412
    @alainportant6412 3 роки тому +3

    3:20 There is no such feeeesh. You made that feesh up.

  • @ty814
    @ty814 3 роки тому +5

    5:00 Dinesh and Gilfoys reactions 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shirpradhan2583
    @shirpradhan2583 3 роки тому

    The thumbnail kills it XD

  • @Abhi-tp6dk
    @Abhi-tp6dk 3 роки тому +1

    the best of Dinesh isn't best for himself

  • @nobodyspecial675
    @nobodyspecial675 3 роки тому +34

    Dinesh was always my least favourite character, going through the series the first time around. Kumail nailed the material and made me a laugh a lot, but I guess he just didn't stand out next to all the more heightened character types. Looking back though, he REALLY is a solid comedic anti-hero, like something out of a classic British sitcom. His needyness, his pettiness, his selfishness, his endless failure to live up to his own aspirations. He's actually one of the most dimensional characters in that regard. I also feel like he's the character who struggles the most, outside of Richard and maybe Gavin Belson. It's really cool that's that were Mike Judge went with his kinda-token Pakistani geek character.

  • @520ga619il000786
    @520ga619il000786 3 роки тому +2

    Did anyone try to see what new companies were added in the intro every new season.

  • @rushellebernard4490
    @rushellebernard4490 5 років тому +2

    Why does Dinesh always be running competition with Gilfoyle ! Dwl lol poor soul Dwl lol nearly kill himself in that car scene dwl lol

  • @kaseirinho
    @kaseirinho Рік тому

    So Dinesh became an eternal and Gyfoyle Spidey´s teacher.

  • @ege49
    @ege49 2 роки тому

    Something is wrong with your frunk. It’s all frucked up 😂😂😂😂

  • @melissaguzman3139
    @melissaguzman3139 6 років тому +12

    DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN!!!!! His face is SOOOOOOO funny!!!! Pause it to 11:01

  • @liavhanegbi2729
    @liavhanegbi2729 6 років тому +1

    Love him

  • @MrTechGamer180
    @MrTechGamer180 4 роки тому +3

    A fish that eat other fish's Bacteria, I think elrich sometime in new season orderd same thing.. i guess. He said if i dont go there they will notice..

  • @Kinobambino
    @Kinobambino 5 років тому +2

    He got buff

  • @himanshushukla6451
    @himanshushukla6451 2 роки тому +1

    07:55 gilfoyle is just hillarious

  • @abzfarooq3510
    @abzfarooq3510 5 років тому +22

    Commenting on this before he becomes a huge MCU eternal character

    • @Neonb88
      @Neonb88 9 місяців тому

      His character kinda sucks in Eternals though... I mean he's not the meanest eternal but he's definitely no Gemma or the dad character either

  • @maiga390
    @maiga390 5 років тому +12

    Pls when is the new season coming out

  • @quzeem9196
    @quzeem9196 2 роки тому

    Best of Dinesh ,but it was just Gilfoyle taking the spotlight lol

  • @Flockingtheherd
    @Flockingtheherd 2 роки тому +8

    Wow so I totally just realized dinesh never found a girl throughout the whole series.. and Jared seemingly went from slapping 10’s to a pool of glop on the floor

    • @jaythekid4728
      @jaythekid4728 2 роки тому +3

      He did. The crazy hacker girl who he got arrested 😂

    • @zoomerjack5435
      @zoomerjack5435 2 роки тому

      Jared fucks
      Gilfoyle is mysterious enough to get ladies
      Richard is nice enough to get that one guy’s fiancé
      Erlich is a scumbag, but he can use that to his advantage with women
      Dinesh however is a beta male and a cuck

  • @robbiemacalpine5357
    @robbiemacalpine5357 6 років тому +16

    15:20 have you noticed that Dinesh's car has no registration plate

    • @ryank.6033
      @ryank.6033 5 років тому +6

      It is not just in the show, when people get new Teslas, for some reason there plates are like that.

  • @frankfurlacker5219
    @frankfurlacker5219 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao at 6:07 when he x’d all the dudes out of the chat.

  • @hannianan8936
    @hannianan8936 6 років тому +8

    My boyfrienddd 😂❤️

  • @haiderkhan3007
    @haiderkhan3007 Рік тому +1

    She’s a Niazi. That’s Imran Khan!

  • @zackcarl7861
    @zackcarl7861 3 роки тому +2

    The best thing abot dinesh is ..he is a Pakistani dinesh 😆😆that's like..how

  • @blitzwolf6955
    @blitzwolf6955 6 років тому +5

    poor dinesh :(

  • @It4int0ver
    @It4int0ver 2 роки тому

    This must be one hell of a car surviving that crash

  • @rockyaqua4382
    @rockyaqua4382 5 років тому +4

    14:42 'I'll never tell, but yes!'

  • @areliusein
    @areliusein 4 роки тому

    "Oh look, it's Osama Bin fucking" lmaoo

  • @kindadecent9754
    @kindadecent9754 3 роки тому +1

    9:44 he looks like a Pakistani Daniel Radcliffe

  • @NhemF
    @NhemF 4 роки тому +2

    She should see him now lol

  • @BlackLyondreamworks
    @BlackLyondreamworks 3 роки тому

    Gilfoyl says it couldnt be better .... rofl...then JARED ...tells him he peed himself hahahahahahhaha WHY BRO WHY HAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @tp0pp480
    @tp0pp480 4 роки тому

    "I love water, i do"