Theo Von Tells The Funniest Stories 🔥

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[@man.itz.ashton]

200% Italian 😂

[@asmarie27]

Yes! 😂😂😂

[@fucyoutube4887]

Lol

[@BomboklatDeeets]

Yep..you called me?

[@BomboklatDeeets]

Moral: italians , we do not take fire 🔥 😜

[@gambinom5967]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanPerez-fv5xs]

Drinking Dr. Pepper 😂

[@petereames3041]

It's such an irrelevant detail 😆

[@imallstar1]

This part cracked me up😂

[@joshduncan266]

​@@petereames3041 it paints the scene

[@raptorsan85]

I always picture Theo as a Mountain Dew hillbilly but, Dr. Pepper works but it's more like Dr. Thunder

[@jimkoz2789]

That was the best part!!!

[@hurtletheturtle2700]

Imagine throwing a man on a fire with you’re last push, and he stands there, UNFAZED

[@rickashleysrollofricks7724]

Unblazed 😅

[@vickramsukram6761]

I know we read this comment section in Tate's voice 💀 🤣 #FreetopG

[@lorcanmcmahon239]

#freetopg

[@okayYourRight]

I punched a dude in his stomach(he was russian) he bent over pulled his shirt over his head and kicked him off down a hill...the thud his body made on a tree and him GIGGLING, MADE ME SHIT MY PANTS brother

[@BomboklatDeeets]

We Italians do not take fire. We have it inside already

[@historyandmore9555]

Just the name "Milford" is so funny😂

[@derikroy5]

I used to live in a Milford. Milford, Maine. "The best town by a dam site" used to the the town slogan 😂

[@JohnBricksmith2048]

Anytime a story starts w some dude fighting a senior citizen I feel obligated to stick around

[@KadoMason11]

Lmao 😂

[@jackhopkinsHW]

Theo needs a movie NOW

[@dmahmutagic]

I think him and Bobby Lee are gonna be in a movie together. I know im late a month lol

[@Jashuatadglock95]

You don’t actually believe anything he says do you ?

[@1Hubble]

​@@Jashuatadglock95 190% truth

[@exciteddelirium3590]

@@Jashuatadglock95 you must be fun at parties, captain obvious.

[@onesht4209]

​@@exciteddelirium3590 Capt Obvious 😂😂😂

[@sassybooklover5135]

I'm in tears 😂
200% Italian
Just f*cking and drinking Dr. Pepper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@user-kj8jd3dn3w]

😢

[@jessestinson9252]

Sounds like a good time 😊

[@colesmith7230]

This sent me 😂

[@jeceewidener204]

Normal day in the south. I'm from a holler in East TN. I know 🤣

[@nickc5142]

​@jeceewidener204 I'm sorry to tell you you don't know where your states at that's not down south

[@TroyHutch]

The image for Milford is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@swirledworld340]

My guy said ditch fire... like those are a common occurrence 🤣

[@russellshoemaker4412]

I'm from the south... it's common. Ditch fire that is not so much 200% italians getting tossed into one by milfred

[@didisaythat4230]

Theos brain is like the universe from Rick n Morty.. and his thought process has the teleport gun and you never know where tf it's gonna end up.

[@masferiaENT]

Perfect description ‼️🤣💀

[@lukesherrow455]

People were drinking Dr. Pepper, and losing there shit😆😂🤣

[@TokeE420]

I no wtff

[@drizzle2141]

Their*

[@rock0nm8]

​@@drizzle2141 not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. Keep doing God's work out here brother.

[@MOO67204]

"The first day in our neighborhood" - the dawn of neighborhood time

[@chellepatino1675]

😄

[@Rowsy91]

Fr wtf 😂

[@yyhbackagain5013]

I lost it when he said Dr. Pepper 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelcorleone7598]

The Dr. Pepper line made me lose it🤣

[@fullsendclip]

😂

[@deborahlester4018]

There's nothing like Dr Pepper at a good old flaming brouhaha.

[@huelaura4691]

🤣🤣❤️

[@jtv199513]

What’s a brouhaha.?

[@deborahlester4018]

@@jtv199513 A Feisty Fuss

[@ashleyoliva7588]

😂😂😂

[@pakana]

200% Italian. Oh I see, so both his parents were 100% Italian.

[@gdtoob]

Both his parents need to be 200% Italian lol.

[@blackscoped]

That first pop up white boy picture was out of pocket 🤣

[@michellekozaczok8201]

I'm not sure if Theo is using "fucking" as a 'sentence enhancer', or describing a Dr. Pepper fueled orgy.
"People were just fucking and drinking Dr. Pepper and fucking
and loosing their shit."
🤣

[@skin4700]

i lost my shit because your comment man🤣🤣🤣

[@GoofyKamiDeez]

My thoughts exactly

[@xxseethexx8002]

This, this is my gahdamn thoughts exactly

[@natalie6117]

I was wondering the same thing. The wording really makes me think he’s talking about a Dr. pepper fueled orgy 😂

[@mr.a5803]

The pic with the old guy throwing up his dukes😂😂😂

[@Stefan_craig]

The first day in our neighborhood 😂😂😂😂

[@sk8nchill52]

His mind is so crazy! He can say the wildest shit and it just makes sense haha

[@jamiejenkins2436]

The way he tell a story is a amazing

[@heatherl.johnson6639]

I love Theo and and Bobby Lee's stories and banter😂!!!

[@beensavage390]

theo needs to have a movie and everyone has a script except him. he just frees everything. straight up improv

[@marcusbruns9729]

Netflix has a show like this

[@co0ki3M0NstAr]

Drinking dr. Pepper and losing their should probably align I haven't heard---ever 😂😂😂 this guy's awesome

[@uppercut70]

LMFAO!
People were so excited they were fuckin and drinking Dr. Pepper!
Only Theo Von could come up with that shit

[@doyleismylastname]

“First day in our neighborhood”…. What does that even mean?? 😂😂😂

[@parker_smith72]

it really is true that every day he says something that no other human would think of

[@countrees7977]

Theo needs a show like boondocks

[@countrees7977]

His neighborhood characters would be epic

[@josefbecher4790]

The difference between my brain, and most others.. is i know Exactly what he means when he says "200% Italian: 😂

[@Retcon__]

I laughed way too hard at 'this dude Milford'

[@Sam-qd8cj]

Drinking Dr pepper. That part killed me

[@arod6689]

Drinking Dr pepper😂 ...it's in the details this guy is hilarious.

[@27Glory]

This guy is off the wall unpredictable. I remember a bit he did about child molestation. Was wild stuff

[@spaindrexel]

When Dr. Pepper is involved, senior citizens can get it too!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🌶️

[@RSHjr]

Everybody was drinking Dr Pepper losing their minds hahahah

[@Grumppool]

Everybody is drinking Dr pepper, nothing else. that’s brutal.😂

[@myasalley7998]

Theo has had more ditch fires than I thought were legal 😂😂😭

[@me6064]

Is DrPepper a code word for something else 🤣

[@junkyardscarecrow937]

"First day in our neighborhood"!!???😂😂

[@dreamuniversegoddess2551]

200% Italian my husband 😆 🤣

[@shawnbernardjr.2775]

The picture of Milford though 😭😭😭

[@alexandergustavo9579]

"The first day in our neighborhood" is crazy😂😂

[@jayflow7949]

This Man’s a Gift From God 😂😂😂

[@pawznplay2772]

I NEVER get sick of Theos stories !❤
Makes my day ! 😅

[@G4mer_D4d]

They were so excited! Fuckin Ditch fire and Dr pepper bro

[@03alooo]

Drinking Dr. Pepper threw me off🤣💀

[@TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings]

"People were drinking dr. Pepper loosing their shit". 😂😂 the fact that theo remembers the things that most people forget or dont mention, like the fact people were drinking dr pepper and not just drinking pop or soda is what makes his stories so funny and interesting...makes you wanna listen...at least me anyways. Lol.."he threw him in a fuckin ditch fire"

[@problemmchildd5768]

He needs his own radio station on GTA6

[@just_a_regular_american3037]

Hahaha. “Fuckin’ and drinking’ Dr. Pepper.” 😂😂

[@fullsendclip]

😆

[@OJ-2-T0N3]

Drink Dr. Pepper and losing their shit fuckin sent me 😂

[@phionna6672]

Drinking Dr.Pepper!! Haha nice touch 👌

[@brandonlee1983]

Fu..in and drinking de pepper! 😂😂😂

[@mutalix]

Damn the story was already crazy, but once he popped off with all the Dr.Pepper that was too much, I'm literally shaking rn.

[@creamage.]

200% Italian😭😭

[@ctkhrono]

Does sound crazy, right in the street, "people were just f**in and drinkin dr.pepper" lol

[@ernststravoblofeld]

Why do I find the Dr Pepper the funniest part?

[@bigweiner4208]

Im sure the beverage of choice foe those gentlemen was monster energy

[@jamescrumpler8384]

Man theo gets me every time, the fact he can say that without laughing is a skill on its own.

[@rickyloughnan7534]

Leo has too many stories.
"People were drinking Dr Pepper and losing their shit" 🤣🤣🤣.
I call bullshit🤣

[@arezkilahlou6278]

He was 200% italian had me good

[@CasinoFren]

How exactly is it determined that TODAY “is the first day in our neighborhood” 😂

[@TheNickNoga]

Lmao drinking Dr pepper 🤣🤣

[@jerichoalmana2489]

People cheering got me dead asf 😂😂

[@spw96]

"I'm showing Root" 😂

[@christophercottrell8227]

Theo Von has been around awhile. He has gotten funnier with age, even in this age of offending someone with every single word

[@benjaminrice7850]

I wish theo was my neighbor so i could hear his crazy stories every day lol

[@UncleBoobieCosmicOverlord]

People were just fucking and drinking Dr Pepper HAHAHAHA!! 😂😂😂

[@fullsendclip]

He’s hilarious 😂

[@UncleBoobieCosmicOverlord]

He fucking cracks me up!!!

[@phantom6276]

I'm 0% Italian but if I saw that I would probably just forfeit the march and walk away. I'm not winning a fighting with a fireproof man

[@reginahammond8103]

Drinking dr. Pepper and losing their shit hahahaha

[@haleyallen1816]

Going crazy drinking Dr Pepper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shaunglover3056]

Drinking Dr Pepper 🤣🤣🤣

[@jordanRivers7237]

This guy is my spirit animal 😂❤

[@ZackShepard00]

Crazy thing is, not a lot of people believe his unbelievable stories. But coming from a small town. Every last story of his Youth I can vouch is definitely possible 😭😭

[@TheAlienHasArrived]

There is nobody that made me laugh harder than Theo Von

[@GW42329]

“People were fuckin and drinking Dr Pepper”

[@Yabadabadoo10]

Everything happens in that neighbourhood 😂😂😂❤

[@aaroneckardt5514]

It wasn’t the italian blood it was the dr pepper that fueled the rage
Dr pepper will do that

[@Locallyhatedjosh]

Bro literally lives on South Park

[@chrisrangirangi6700]

Bro was 200%

[@joshpierce7449]

F***** and drinking Dr pepper 😂

[@DarwinHandy]

Mr. Pahpalito is a beast!

[@jodiburnett6211]

Drinkin Dr Pepper and losiin their shit.
Ahhh, family.
I love this so much.
200% Italian!
Don’t even think about it.

[@shaun2363]

Drinking Dr Pepper 😂😂

[@nathanochoa222]

Was waiting for nelk to say “that’s lit🤓”

[@snitox]

That dude really seriously listening to the stories 😂

[@andydufrane6161]

The xmen ability to recall your past trips are profound and respected

[@stephenpichurski5985]

Theo's childhood inspired South Park

[@israelromero728]

This reminds me of" you can't kill me burke, I'm the sandman." From the classic van Damme movie, death warrant.

[@user-lb8zl9fe9g]

Man I wish I can have a conversation with Theo von we could tell each other some good stories

[@davidvenegas6401]

No. Not right. Why you just fighting senior citizens??👴🏻🤣🤣🤣

[@Grind536]

Drinkin DR Pepper and Losing their Shit 😂 Cant Imagine

[@growingtoanewlevel25]

Drinking Dr Pepper and losing their shit!! Lmao

[@christimcelrath474]

200% Italian!! 😂

[@chillhopdrumz1862]

Nobody fuckin with Milford after that

[@bobbyhughes2089]

Only in Louisiana!! People can’t believe the stories I tell from my childhood.

[@kristiwilliams6518]

😂😂drink that pepper! That's what saved him

[@chipwa9187]

Bros living in a fansville commercial

[@septmbrsvryown]

First day of what that’s what’s funny about it🤣🤣

[@jasonedwards7425]

Theo has the craziest stories lol