The WORST Celebrity Baby Names!

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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
  • My LEAST favourite celebrity baby names. I know I skip a couple letters. But it was hard to find names that I really hated, because I do try and find some good in every name. These were the really bad ones.

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  • @Anna-jt2zs
    @Anna-jt2zs 9 років тому +15

    AUDIO SCIENCE OMG

  • @recklesspjrn
    @recklesspjrn 10 років тому +2

    Celebrities seem oblivious to the fact that their babies will grow up, become adults and most likely be embarassed by their cutesie-childish names.

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому +5

      I honestly think they see them as accessories sometimes, more like little pets they can carry around, not as real people.

  • @joydenney5621
    @joydenney5621 8 років тому +7

    My daughters last name was Morrow and I always teased her about having twins (Bone and Two). I was joking, never would I do that to a child!

  • @lipstickandpurls
    @lipstickandpurls 8 років тому +10

    I know this video is quite old now, but I thought it was worth mentioning that Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is not actually biologically Bob Geldof's daughter. He adopted her. She is actually the daughter of his ex-wife Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence (lead singer of INXS).

    • @stillirise9705
      @stillirise9705 7 років тому

      Vanessa McFall yep your right, he said because he wanted her with her sisters c

  • @victoriagamble6523
    @victoriagamble6523 9 років тому +7

    I made the mistake of watching this at work and I couldn't stop laughing

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  9 років тому +1

      Victoria Gamble HAHA I should put a not safe for work warning on it :P

    • @sweetlife031
      @sweetlife031 3 роки тому

      I have to be honest with you; I've given this video a thumbs down because I can plainly see that doing this clip is upsetting to you, reading these God awful names 😔

  • @readingaster
    @readingaster 10 років тому +10

    I love North so much as a girl's name. It's a shame her last name is West, but let's face it, her friends and family are only gonna call her North. And it sounds really awesome but still really feminine and strong. I'm considering it for a character right now.

    • @emilydominko
      @emilydominko 9 років тому +1

      I cannot stand the name North!!!!!

    • @aubreye8108
      @aubreye8108 7 років тому

      I totally agree! I love the name North! If her last name was Jones or something, it wouldn't be bad! And the nickname Nori is just the sweetest!

  • @gracenorthmanmalfoy517
    @gracenorthmanmalfoy517 8 років тому +5

    wow those are some bad names but my neighbour called her daughter kiwi and her middle name is pineapple when I heard it I was like seriously why would you call your child that

  • @mollzzzxxx9875
    @mollzzzxxx9875 6 років тому +1

    These names are just halarious. There are no words. No words.

  • @juliadumaurier3929
    @juliadumaurier3929 8 років тому +3

    I absolutely love this video! I am a new viewer and I think you talking about names you hate is the funniest thing ever.

  • @Aizenjnn
    @Aizenjnn 7 років тому +2

    Please make a new version of This it's so entertaining 😂

  • @vanessacosner5092
    @vanessacosner5092 8 років тому +3

    in elementary school I had a friend named Tigerlily and she went by Tiger. She goes by Lily now though.

  • @ech0grlx
    @ech0grlx 10 років тому +2

    seriously hilarious. one of the funniest videos i've seen. i honestly discuss celebrity baby names on a daily basis.

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому +1

      It's a topic that never get's old, because they keep popping them out and giving them weirder and weirder names! :P

  • @Erinydwi
    @Erinydwi 10 років тому +1

    I think with Buddy Bear they were trying to match his name in with the daughters names who all have flower names and obviously with boys you have someone limited options when it comes to flower names. Teaming it with Bear was a step too far though. I've noticed Bear seems to be becoming a celebrity favourite lately.

  • @alenajingle
    @alenajingle 10 років тому +7

    Annebilliene: I just don't even know what to make of this haha.
    Audio Science: This just sounds like a science class on tape or something haha.
    Buddy Bear: Hahah I actually kinda almost like this, if it wasn't a phrase! But I love that his second MN is Maurice, that's cute!
    Charlie-Ballerina: Like even if this was first and middle I'd hate it, I dislike niknames and given names, and Charlie's ugly on a girl to me :/ Charlie-Ballerina as one name is ridiculous.
    Cash Rich: Ugh literally people NEVER think about their child's first name with their last name, just like psycho Thandie Newton just named her son Booker last name Parker. Booker Parker. uggghhh
    D'Lila Star: Flows well and I don't mind Star as a middle, but D'Lila is ridiculous especially with Star.
    Fifi Trixibelle: Haha TERRIBLE name but SO fun to say! One time I was hanging out with someone and we were practicing saying the book of the Bible, and we were like, "What if celebrity names were the names of the books in the Bible?" Peaches, first Fifi Trixibelle, second Fifi Trixibelle, Buddy Bear, first Audio Science, second Audio Science, etc" haha.
    God'iss Love: Love's cute as a middle, otherwise everything about this is horrendous.
    HHTL: Yeah seriously only a psycho would use this name haha.
    Dweezil: I didn't know he had other names besides Dweezil!!! Dweezil's but ugly, but individually his other names are great! Not as a combo though sheesh haha
    Jermajesty: This is one that Rodney and I will sit there and giggle about. It's fun to say, that's for sure!
    Jagger Joseph Blue: Literally makes me dislike that woman uggghh (Soleil, not her daughter)
    Kaydnz Kodah: First of all even if they WERE spelled correctly, they're both musical terms so um noooo, and then the spelling is just preposterous ugh.
    Little Pixie Frou Frou: I believe she does go by Pixie, this is ridiculous.
    Messiah Ya'Majesty: Hard to say,and just ridiculous all around ugh.
    Moxie Crimefighter: I think Moxie would be cute as a NN (idk what for though haha) but the combo is dumb honestly haha.
    North West: Yeah so stupid, they're brainless haha.
    Pilot Inspektor: I wouldn't mind Pilot (that's Pilate in the bible haha), but the combo is ridiculous. Flows well though! :P
    Petal Blossom Rainbow: Sounds like a stripper from the 70s haha
    Rainbow Aurora: I kinda wouldn't mind Rainbow as a middle (though I'd never consider using it), but the combo is NOT ok!!
    R SIBLINGS: Yuck yuck yuck and yuck, no thank you!!
    Speck Wildhorse: Whyyyyyy
    Tu Morrow: Seriously preposterous. It does remind me of the Little Critters books (did you ever read those?) his little sister's name was Tu haha.
    Waylon Albert: WA is awesome, but Blackjack's nasty!!
    Zowie Bowie: UGH so dumb! Duncan Bowie's awesome!

    • @sweetlife031
      @sweetlife031 3 роки тому

      Penn Juliette has a daughter named Moxie Crime Fighter 🙄🙄

  • @BlueMoon3l3b
    @BlueMoon3l3b 5 років тому

    omg this is hilarious seeing you so worked up! Please make more of these

  • @marissabarnett5495
    @marissabarnett5495 6 років тому +1

    Spurgeon Seewald is a rough one for me

  • @zacharybrittingham4546
    @zacharybrittingham4546 5 років тому

    "Isn't Pilot the guy who ordered the death of Christ?"
    I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  5 років тому +1

      Okay well it was Pontias PILATE... but still... HAHA, I feel like I was a baby in this video. It's so cringy to watch now.

    • @zacharybrittingham4546
      @zacharybrittingham4546 5 років тому

      This is my favorite video that you've ever made honestly haha it's so funny and I can't stop laughing every time I watch it

  • @lovelythorns
    @lovelythorns 10 років тому +5

    No you don't understand I laughed for 100% of this video
    If I knew how to make gifs I would make ten thousand of them from this video
    Omg

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому

      You don't understand how happy this comment makes me. I never know if my more comical videos are going to be comical or just be really stupid. Because sometimes people don't have the same sense of humour as me. So I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

  • @recklesspjrn
    @recklesspjrn 10 років тому +1

    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is not Bob Geldoff's daughter, it's Paula Yeats (who used to be married to Geldoff) and Michael Hutchence's child

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому +1

      Oh! My bad! I guess I got confused because of that! Or the sources I was using were confused because of that.

  • @TulipByAnyName
    @TulipByAnyName 10 років тому

    These are all pretty wild. Anbilliene always reminds me of Ann Boleyn too!

  • @mistymitchell2790
    @mistymitchell2790 5 років тому

    Where'd you find the Frou-Frou of Little Pixie? Never heard the Frou Frou part.

  • @belen.bradford4
    @belen.bradford4 9 років тому

    Sheesh! Poor kids! Apparently these celebs just don't care about what will happen in their childrens' future...

  • @NUZZIE.
    @NUZZIE. 7 років тому +1

    I laughed so hard - these names are too much! thanks for sharing! and your reactions are priceless!!

    • @sweetlife031
      @sweetlife031 3 роки тому

      Sorry.... I must've missed something ....who the heck has a child named Jermajesty? 😔😔

    • @wildnfearless9840
      @wildnfearless9840 3 роки тому +1

      @@sweetlife031 Jermaine Jackson

    • @sweetlife031
      @sweetlife031 3 роки тому +1

      Rydel Funk named her baby boy Super Funk 😥

  • @mollymcintirestudios11
    @mollymcintirestudios11 10 років тому

    The Rodriguez boys have a sister named Rhiannon. Apparently Robert got the boys' names out of a dog name book. My dog's name is Rocket so...

  • @karatepop
    @karatepop 8 років тому +1

    He does still go by Dweezil - he actually chose that for his own name as an adult! So he thought it suited, I guess.
    I do think people try too hard to be unique without thinking of a kid's future, but to think "oh no, they'll be teased, cross that off" is sort of silly. My husband is Adam. Guess what he was called (by his sisters, by schoolmates) Adumb. I have a very unique name (it's an Irish surname), and I really don't think people with common names realise how much a name informs our personality/life.

  • @MsTinkerbelle87
    @MsTinkerbelle87 10 років тому

    I lost it at little pixie frou frou HAHAHAHA

  • @mollzzzxxx9875
    @mollzzzxxx9875 6 років тому

    My 5th grade teacher had two students. They were named Manure and Yourmajesti.

  • @discoheavenxx
    @discoheavenxx 9 років тому +5

    My aunt has a friend that named her daughter Seven. SEVEN.

  • @georginakaye1021
    @georginakaye1021 5 років тому

    Your videos are brilliant/hilarious! We have our girls name picked, but your boy names Eldon and Roscoe are real contenders for me. :)

  • @kraftykira2770
    @kraftykira2770 7 років тому

    Can you do an overview of the new (ish) SSA top 1,000 baby names??

  • @angelaoriel5912
    @angelaoriel5912 5 років тому

    It's been years since I last watched this and I still can't stop laughing when I do.

  • @dinahliang4419
    @dinahliang4419 8 років тому +1

    Zowie Bowie made me laugh... At least my parents gave me a descent name, Dinah! North West I have to admit is a little dumb. Celebrities just get too created when it comes to naming kids... TOO creative.

  • @agirldownunder9299
    @agirldownunder9299 10 років тому

    I actually read "audio silence" when I first heard about the birth of sossamons baby. Are you sure its not that?

  • @meganlynx
    @meganlynx 8 років тому +1

    Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor are terrible. poor kids....

  • @emotionalkryptonite1161
    @emotionalkryptonite1161 8 років тому +2

    How did MoonUnit not make it onto this list?

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  8 років тому +2

      HAHA that's a really good question. I don't remember how I decided on the final list of names for this video... but there are so many bad ones out there. I think my reasoning was probably that MoonUnit just goes by Moon now that she's an adult, which in the grand scheme of celebrity baby names... isn't THAT awful.

  • @jocharbonneau6361
    @jocharbonneau6361 9 років тому +5

    In my opinion, Buddy Bear is a Cute NICKname.

  • @thechadhuntress8061
    @thechadhuntress8061 8 років тому

    My mom had a girl she knew, the girl's name was Mary Joanna Tequila. Now that's bad.

  • @phuonglam7709
    @phuonglam7709 8 років тому +3

    Unfortunate kids ! But i think they can change names later on on their own

  • @TheCluelessOne022
    @TheCluelessOne022 10 років тому

    Bellatrix is a GP for me too because of harry potter even though i kinda like the character bellatrix lestrange. Would it be ok if i use it as a middle name only?

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому

      That's a hard one... She's my favourite character in the the series personally, just because I think it's fun to have a female "Bad guy" and she's oh so evil. But I would maybe stick to either Trixie or Bella as a middle name. I'd personally save Bellatrix for a pet.

  • @nelsonwalker2103
    @nelsonwalker2103 10 років тому

    Remember: These kids can change their names legally when they grow up.

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  10 років тому +3

      Unfortunately growing up takes 18 years.. :(

    • @syennecharles8107
      @syennecharles8107 10 років тому +1

      Yea but imagine what it will be like a child

    • @nfah86
      @nfah86 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, but that's after years of torture at school... :( And if your parents gave you a stupid name, wouldn't you think that maybe they didn't like you?

  • @fairycat23
    @fairycat23 10 років тому

    I'd like that K name if it was spelled like Cadence or even Kadence... not even gonna bother to check back how it was actually spelled. Anyway, I imagine all the celebrity children going to the same school in L.A. or something and they all have weird names together. Or they're homeschooled.

  • @sweetlife031
    @sweetlife031 3 роки тому

    • Audio Science?
    • Buddy Bear?
    • Annebilline?
    😔😥 Thesa kids will not make it in life, I'm sorry 💔

  • @rebornfun01
    @rebornfun01 10 років тому

    David Bowie's real last name is Jones so technically it was Zowie Jones, but it's funny how when he was little people referred to him as Zpwie Bowie so it made him want to change it...

  • @mjaweerasekara2702
    @mjaweerasekara2702 8 років тому +1

    ha ha "Moxie Crimefighter" comment of yours made me laugh.

  • @amic27
    @amic27 8 років тому +2

    Kim Kardashian named her baby boy Saint West

  • @SpiritedAwayIvySol08
    @SpiritedAwayIvySol08 7 років тому

    I once went to school with a girl named Indiana nice name, except her last name was Jones..

    • @SpiritedAwayIvySol08
      @SpiritedAwayIvySol08 7 років тому

      yes can't make this stuff up! Also went to school w a Cinnamon lol

  • @lamuremixchannel1267
    @lamuremixchannel1267 9 років тому

    I applaud you for not saying what I was thinking at 06:14

  • @r_dylx
    @r_dylx 7 років тому

    The Geldof sisters go by Fifi, Peaches, Pixie and Tiger Lily. well at least that's what they go by in the UK. BTW I love this video.

  • @marigoldmaidens7262
    @marigoldmaidens7262 8 років тому

    I am pretty mortified... my favorite actor, Rob Morrow named his kid TU!??? WTF

  • @TheNameMentor
    @TheNameMentor 10 років тому +1

    Amelia Annebilliene, I love you! 😂💋
    West West does have a ring to it.

  • @queenalyx6269
    @queenalyx6269 7 років тому

    I don't mind the name Jagger. I have friends named that

  • @kaylaclarkLove
    @kaylaclarkLove Рік тому

    Suri, Katie Holmes daughter
    Sunday, Nicole Kidman daughter
    Apple, Gwyneth Paltrow daughter

  • @mollzzzxxx9875
    @mollzzzxxx9875 6 років тому

    Audio Science🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BethanyEsther1984
    @BethanyEsther1984 10 років тому

    Poor poor children. Thanks for the video xx

  • @kellycrielaars9143
    @kellycrielaars9143 7 років тому

    Ohhh myyy godddd. These poor children

  • @smoochilove166
    @smoochilove166 10 років тому

    audio science lolz

  • @emilydominko
    @emilydominko 9 років тому

    At least Briar Rose isn't a bad name! I love that name!

  • @mistymitchell2790
    @mistymitchell2790 5 років тому

    My fiancee has an ex who's first name is Cinnamon

  • @ConstantCompanion
    @ConstantCompanion 6 років тому +1

    Worst names of people I've known or know of..
    Secret Love ( not a joke. The named their daughter that)
    Pichabu (pronounced peekaboo)
    Velveeta
    Vagina
    Blue Velvet
    Jennifer Flower
    Sugar
    Addams, after the Addams family
    Ferbe
    Culture
    Klondike Kate
    Wilberforce

    • @nfah86
      @nfah86 6 років тому +1

      :o

  • @unicornkidnapper
    @unicornkidnapper 9 років тому +1

    Bob Geldof...not Gelorf...

  • @nateboat2304
    @nateboat2304 9 років тому

    I would name my girl Skylight

  • @MyFASTBREAK
    @MyFASTBREAK 9 років тому +1

    Girl u like the name Blue Ivy?

  • @blake4ever1
    @blake4ever1 10 років тому

    This was hilarious !!

  • @nfah86
    @nfah86 6 років тому

    For me North West is not half as bad as some of the others. Bear, Pilot Inspektor, Speck, Jermajesty, Messiah - UGH!!! And I would guess it's Ann-be-leen which isn't really too bad, all things considered :D I think some folk with "interesting" surnames, like Rich and Morrow, just cannot resist the temptation... Like if your surname was "Pid" and you chose to name your son "Stu"... Hahahaha!!! Well, they've given us some fun. But I do feel so sorry for those poor kids. I have a "normal" name and I hated it until I was 16, mostly because no one could pronounce it or spell it correctly. Now I like it and it is me, though I do use the more common American pronunciation, just because it's easier and I actually prefer it, unless I'm with actual French-speakers. Now it has become a popular name, and loads of girls have it as a middle name and it's quite cool even!! Names are fascinating :)

  • @mollzzzxxx9875
    @mollzzzxxx9875 6 років тому

    You’re totally cool. Not even laughing OR smiling

  • @SpamfromAmsterdam
    @SpamfromAmsterdam 7 років тому +1

    Anbilliene is pronounced as Ann-bill-een.

  • @DivaGirlMags
    @DivaGirlMags 10 років тому

    Poor kids!

  • @marissabarnett5495
    @marissabarnett5495 6 років тому +1

    What about Apple lol

  • @jerrisutton9942
    @jerrisutton9942 8 років тому +1

    She didn't say B for girls

  • @celestecoffman7589
    @celestecoffman7589 9 років тому

    Your face at 2:21😂😂😂

  • @Laraisthebomb1212
    @Laraisthebomb1212 7 років тому

    I think the issue is you don't have quite the pronunciation - Annebilliene is probably pronounced in the French way (Anne-bill-yene) with a proper accent.
    Also, Jamie Oliver's kids have very English, quaint names and Buddy & Petal are no different. Among the English upper middle class, it would be seen as a bit different but not crazy. The name Rainbow, again, is over the top and a bit floral but It definitely wasn't a derogatory thing - I get how you could see that but just trying to explain the cultural thing.

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  7 років тому +1

      Oh interesting, I should have researched the pronunciation of Annebillienne. When it comes to Jamie Oliver's kids it's not that it's the first names I have a problem with, but the names as a whole, they are just ridiculous when you have three names together that are word names. When I think of the British upper middle class I think of Cressida and Persephone and Milo as top picks more than Petal Blossom. But then again there is quite a variety. :)

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 роки тому

      I would think it’s like Abilene but with Ann and Billie in there...

  • @taylorsmith5011
    @taylorsmith5011 8 років тому

    I knew a girl named Leukemia, no joke

  • @AspenSauce
    @AspenSauce 7 років тому

    I actually don't hate Kaydnz Kodah, I just hate the spelling. Sounds like Cadence. But the rest... the rest are awful.

  • @jasonmartin3962
    @jasonmartin3962 9 років тому

    Heavenly Hariani Tiger lily's dad is Michelle huntchens not bob geldor

  • @Rachel-in6vi
    @Rachel-in6vi 9 років тому

    I'm obsessed with north west, every time I hear it I laugh. I love it! #lol

  • @Rachel-in6vi
    @Rachel-in6vi 9 років тому

    I know a boy called cash and I quite like it but cash rich Is weird

  • @skurinski
    @skurinski 10 років тому

    All of these are horrible. The only one I like is Racer, because I have a guy friend named Rayce so I have a soft spot for it - he likes it too, which makes it sound ok.

  • @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792
    @cupcakesfanficgameslover5792 5 років тому

    I think Blue(What Beyonce and Jay S named their daughter) is pretty bad.

  • @caitlinparenteau3684
    @caitlinparenteau3684 6 років тому

    Radid Khaleesi
    Kaydenze Kodah
    Ayla Levin Jafri

  • @mionedrew1012
    @mionedrew1012 7 років тому

    I think it's Ann-bill-ee-en

  • @nasob6997
    @nasob6997 10 років тому

    Fifi Trixibelle sounds like a dog!!! How can someone do this?

  • @barbiegirl2001
    @barbiegirl2001 6 років тому

    It’s pronounced bob gel-doff I’m sorry I couldn’t not correct. Some of these are awful but Jagger Joseph Blue is pretty cool in my opinion

  • @susi1516
    @susi1516 8 років тому

    i hate when celebrity chose a bad name also some people try to get inspired name from celebrity but if they keep choosing stupid names it will just become damn and i do like Rainbow Aurora but i would prefer Aurora has a first name and Rainbow has a middle if the person is going to give a inspired color name or nature name has a middle name and Buddy Bear is a cute nickname but a child does deserve a name first then they can chose a nickname
    Audio Science lol some of the names just made me laugh

    • @dinahliang4419
      @dinahliang4419 7 років тому

      Maya Jane I named my fish Rainbow lol. It's totally fine for a pet but yeah, not a human!

  • @gboldero1
    @gboldero1 9 років тому

    Tu fulls name is Tu Simone Morrow

  • @nicolesanchez5056
    @nicolesanchez5056 8 років тому +3

    North West is not a bad name at all

    • @015rruiz
      @015rruiz 7 років тому +2

      Nicole Sanchez yeah compared with the rest it sounds normal lol

  • @emilyalvarez3476
    @emilyalvarez3476 5 років тому

    These are ... Wow....

  • @brittneybecker4584
    @brittneybecker4584 9 років тому

    Omg. these names. I actually like Cash. Cash rich is kinda weird though. All of T.I's kids have pretty weird names. I really dislike the name North west. Why just why.? I never understood Rainbow But it's the most normal.

  • @lizzt5567
    @lizzt5567 4 роки тому

    My sister name is rainbow and she loves her name

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 роки тому

      saffron wetter I like your name! And Wetter is weather in german (saffron is safran though) so it makes it lovelier

  • @tobinspizza3661
    @tobinspizza3661 7 років тому

    this video is funny to. me celebrities naming the kids no no no

  • @maliahgrisham5065
    @maliahgrisham5065 8 років тому

    not to be mean but they are not going to change the baby's name maybe but for the most part they are not but you can't just say that you hate the names the celebrities are not going to see the video and say oh I'm going to change their name but I still love your channel

    • @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames
      @AmeliaEverythingBabyNames  8 років тому +2

      +Maliah Grisham Lol the video was totally just for fun. I don't expect anyone to change the name of their child.

    • @maliahgrisham5065
      @maliahgrisham5065 8 років тому

      +Amelia EverythingBabyNames sorry that was my little sister I'm very sorry

  • @toenailclippingsforsupper5869
    @toenailclippingsforsupper5869 7 років тому

    In the the song little bunny fou-fou you could say little pixie frou-frou.

  • @TheJenjuju
    @TheJenjuju 9 років тому

    Tu morrow hahahahaha

  • @josiemarie9781
    @josiemarie9781 8 років тому

    why are you so judgy with some of these names?? Jermajesty is a really lovely name! his father gave him that name

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 4 роки тому

      Because it’s awful to do that stuff to the child, and they are stuck with three options; change it (if you want to do/be anything other than the following two things), become a stripper or hooker, become a celebrity... you can’t go to school or get a job with those names