My favorite part of these types of videos is when the content creator forgets what they bought because it took so long to ship. Then we get to see their reactions afterwards!
For those wondering, the Chinese letters on the sword is “今古有神奉志士” (Jīn gǔ yǒu shén fèng zhìshì), and translates to “Gods of the past and present serve the people with lofty ideals”
The sword said “今古有神奉志士” meaning I think “in ancient times there are gods and people” another translation was “There are gods in ancient and modern times who serve people with lofty ideals”
crispy i am ill and your videos make me smile and keep me happy. i just wanna say i love you. you don't know the impact small things like this have. keep smiling and making wholesome videos. Common Unc W.
I'm also at 30:03! I got BOTH of the full screen things! I so deserve the mat giveaway like you said you would do on twitch crispy! I liked AND commented! 😭
CRISPY please make more videos like this with aliexpress and wish and all that theyre so good, my favourite video on the website and no one does it better than you!!!! ilove you crispy!!!
@@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS I'd rather suggest to proceed to spread thy gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback 👾Better Gorilla Glue them cheeks bro 🙏 😂 cause if i see that hole my demons aint gon show any remorse 🤦♂️🙏😂🔥🔥🔥💯I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾Bro thinks he’s slick chattering on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better scatter like aa mischievous rapscallion 💯🔥ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
I used to have the 8$ mic, and it was so bad it made static noises in the background, and every time I closed one of my doors, it sounded like an explosion.
Crispy looks like the kind of guy to have a pet rock and I respect that
he literally has one in the back of all his videos gang
@puteqx ;endfog
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i see that@@772luv
Nah bro fr
You know it’s gonna be a good day when it’s a 30min crispy vid
So true bro.. so true 🎉
FRRR
Ikr
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shout out to the editor for not even bothering with the dark souls "you died" overlay
My favorite part of these types of videos is when the content creator forgets what they bought because it took so long to ship. Then we get to see their reactions afterwards!
For those wondering, the Chinese letters on the sword is “今古有神奉志士” (Jīn gǔ yǒu shén fèng zhìshì), and translates to “Gods of the past and present serve the people with lofty ideals”
What in the world
Ominous…
The black market be selling some ungodly weapons
@@b_2ttyfr
in japanese
kon shi yuu shinn bou shi shi (reading 1)
ima furui ari kami bou kokorozashi shi (reading 2 (prob wrong))
25:32
we got a 100k likes brother.
wear that fit outside
the time has come
Yes
Real
Real
27:50 IMAGINE HE JUST SAID "Your shirt is beautifull" And she be like: "Tysm! Yours too" and then the dissapoitment.
Crispy being scared af of Deer of all animals is the funniest reveal of the decade 😂
I think decade is pushing it a little far. Maybe like the funniest reveal of the week
@@jokersniperxxxgamer1235🤓
@puteqx🧌
@iamafraidofwomen get more creative with your threats bro
@iamafraidofwomenhey it aint the only thing coming right now
i remember crispy said he was gonna go crazy on the content and he is certainly delivering
crazy?
I was crazy once..
@@PurplePiiPiibruh shut up
@@PurplePiiPiithey put me in a room
A rubber room.
@@strawbs4uu A rubber room with rats.
@@LiterallyJustAlador and rats make me crazy…
Bro got 100k likes (wear the outfit)
6:44 I cant get over how funny it was when there was a turd in the paw patrol figure search
27:03 REGEISTERED FLEX OFFENDER 🔥🔥
The editing in every crispy video is like scrolling through tiktok and I love it (too high to explain)
Tbh wish is probably worse than the dark web.
Fr
I was on wish and i saw phone that came with a finger for the fingerprint 😭
it isnt.... 🌚
WISH IS THE DARK WEB
people who reply to this comment like femboys
@@froakie14its not
"Call of duty ghosts its not a real game"
His last words 😂
The sword said “今古有神奉志士” meaning I think “in ancient times there are gods and people” another translation was “There are gods in ancient and modern times who serve people with lofty ideals”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
If crispy went to a furry con with that fit he would definetly pull a lot more.
bro went crazy in these comments
@@YungDishwasher crazy? i was crazy once...
@@YungDishwasher had to get some likes also thanks for the likes
@@mxtch29y music teacher in 4th grade would always say that his name was Mr brain I’m pretty sure, that was like 12 years ago
@puteqx it already came
the fact it only took a month is insane sometimes packages from wish just end up at the bottom of the indian ocean
2*
My delivery took 4 months
Companies like this tend to put more priority in customers who spend more money on their website
I love how crispy doesn’t remember anything he bought and then says the exact same thing when he gets it as when he bought it
The fit- 💀 27:24
Imagine the deer he got started moving💀
He would have burnt down his house
Can we just appreciate all the effort crispy puts inside of us
i love when crispy is inside
Ain't no way. You want a femboy in you🤨
@@MoreInsideDramaI HAVE ARRIVED
huh
Yes
you are so devious for that steam notification (19:57)
fr
27:14 the fit 🔥
you can actually work with the internet, surprisingly
Don't see no edit
“I do birthday party’s and funerals” got me laughing so much i died
3:18 suga is in BTS 😂
F BTS
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Bts is mid
Ye i literally thought that also
@@YkJ_de better than u
Petition for the duck to start an own UA-cam channel!🦆
Yes do it now
Yes
17:09 BRO CRISPY DUDE YOU DID UNCLE BED DIRTY
the sword said-there are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times
I've already read 25 different versions of this translation in comment section here 😅
you don't kouw how much i LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
20:15 that was the funniest moment of the video, I was in bed, I burst out laughing so hard and woke up everyone. I died 💀
1 million views =1k dollars=refund with interest=more profit=spend more=more videos=more profit=more joy to viewers=more request=more work=more money
28:33 AS A K-POP STAN THE SHIRT IS SENDING ME😭😭
The $5 sword cutting the cutout honestly impressed me
crispy i am ill and your videos make me smile and keep me happy. i just wanna say i love you. you don't know the impact small things like this have. keep smiling and making wholesome videos. Common Unc W.
21:00 homie really thought wish was gonna send him a big ass fan for that thing lol
The writing at 23:33 should be this: 今古有神奉志土. i have no clue what it means though someone help
“There are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times”translated from Chinese to dyslexic English.
Crispy never disappoints.
fr
17:23 Who’s here after Crispy went to Easter Island 🗿
10:33 got me laughing so hard🤣🤣
20:46 THAT'S ME CRISPY!
I'm also at 30:03! I got BOTH of the full screen things! I so deserve the mat giveaway like you said you would do on twitch crispy! I liked AND commented! 😭
POGGIES 🤠
Proof?
I fail to understand how crispy is able to keep up with this upload schedule 😂
cocaine.
Fr
He took one month to receive all the items, also his videos are way better than before
Quality over Quantity
CRISPY please make more videos like this with aliexpress and wish and all that theyre so good, my favourite video on the website and no one does it better than you!!!! ilove you crispy!!!
Uncle Ben in the kill feed is crazy work 17:08
“The search is so fucked up on this website”
Slippers:fuck off
The person who said he is ready for school tho 16:53
i love it when crispy spends his hard earned money on random shit
@puteqx. You corny asl
@puteqx The fog is coming
@@TwiztidCrypt The fog is coming
@@ZOI_FM The fog is coming
I disagree stop swerin
g are u noughts or what I'm Diss liking your comment OK sorry but saying s word please
My mom would freak out at the sight of these totally legit products for low prices.
7:07 BRO WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI MY SIRI TURNED ON😂
18:40 your Bluetooth device is ready to pair
No, it’s: ze bluetoof is veady to pear
Crispy probably the only youtuber who has two first reactions for the same items in one video 😂👌🏽
crispy: goes through drive thru
cameraman: becomes invisible
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@@hg_hellonothunuWHAT!!
@@hg_hellonothunu the hell?
@wyattrobertson6391
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS I'd rather suggest to proceed to spread thy gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback 👾Better Gorilla Glue them cheeks bro 🙏 😂 cause if i see that hole my demons aint gon show any remorse 🤦♂️🙏😂🔥🔥🔥💯I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾Bro thinks he’s slick chattering on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better scatter like aa mischievous rapscallion 💯🔥ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
You know it’s a good day when crispy uploads
@puteqxlamo
I love how when he got the troll rug it took him a second to react
people who wanted to see him unbox the webcam, use the speaker, and unbox the COD hoodie
👇
29:06 ahh the nostalgic DonkeyKong country music got me the most.
we need these videos monthly
you know its a good day when there is a crispy vid
True
lmao my man is gonna have golden ear holes, The paint is about to rub off that bih. 18:51
100k likes baby, you gotta wear that fit in public AYYYYYYYYYY DRIPPY!!
22:30 this man just called a normal skull mask a "skull emoji mask" 💀
Crispy never disappoints.. Crispy never fails to spread my cheeks.
true bro
Ayo PAUSEEE.....
It’s a good day when crispy posts
Bros in debt 💸 bro can pay his bills 💵 😂😂😂
“You thought I was feelin u… uhhhhh I would chose to not continue this” got me on the floor😂
17:06 Crispy eliminated uncle ben😂🤣 I’m sorry Peter it was a canon event
*in country accent* 🤠 You can see the crispy youtooz back there 🤠
The gas station poster is awesome. The best thing you bought
I agree its an very amazing piece of art it needs to be put in the louvre
being the cameraman for the drive through section 💀
I used to have the 8$ mic, and it was so bad it made static noises in the background, and every time I closed one of my doors, it sounded like an explosion.
heya dud. 100k likes!!
26:15 mf in chat talking about "Biscotti In The Air." 💀
10:01 someone’s chat had to get blurred💀
Its a bot
@@leoviray7254 no I’m not
@@Cracked_clan_official💀💀💀💀
hi null I'm diamond
@@Cracked_clan_official💀💀💀
Idk WHAT bro said at 10:44 but someone’s chat was blurred 😭 what did bro say? 💀 🙏
The n word
@@Reduncannybro gonna get cancelled
7:04 actually activated my siri
9hrs ago
Level 3 gyatt. YO BRO, THIS IS A RARE GYATT SIGHTING!
100K RED BOOTS IN OUTSIDE!!! 🎉
16:24 look at chat 😂😂😂😂
Nah bruh that's foul 😂😂😂😂
19:32 the valves need oiling before they will work
The shrek ensemble wt the end of the vid genuinely triggered my fight or flight response
im late af but i can only imagine how many people bought the stuff you actually got. i genuinely like the trollface mats and the boyfriend shirt
Crispy was still pulling in the mcds drive though with the nasty fit😩
15:51 this had me dying 😂😂😂
30:13 best part of da video
30:14 nah bruh dis
2:11 why did Cleveland and Peter switch roles 😭
Random but this guy reminds me of the rooster from chicken run
Also this video is hilarious, the fact he was scared of the deer lolll
Yo i bought the 3 usd smart band 3 from Amazon and it works just fine! Shows notifications, alarm works, water resistance works, tells time!
8:03 The No Face💀💀😭😭
Love this content! keep it up crispy 🙏🏽
Anyone notice the moai statue in the back had a ice spice wog at 9:24 but than disappears
Never actually laugh from social media but this had me😫😫💀
troll mat designer doesnt need to be fired he needs a raise
@puteqx real
11:40 the deer said wanna fight bro
Bro when he said hey Siri in the vid Siri activated 😂😂
Crispy needs to do a Family Ties cover on that black trumpet. A full vid just for that better be coming
At 6:40 the words on the sword are, “In ancient times, there are gods who are willing to come out.”
13:07 me walking to my parents room after i peed in bed
Hahahaha
18:23 Happy very late birthday branden
WHEN IS IT DROPPING 👀🔥19:45
Your cluelessness before opening each item ("What is this?!) is fun.
Bro its so wholesome when hes happy at the trumpet😊