pyro cant even watch a video. stops in some random moment where guy explains the experiment and ask chat what is the experiment about instead of just listening to the explanation. he has to have ghost writers there is no way that this guy makes all those long format videos
That's what the tic-tok format does to the brain. 0 retention ability, going back in the video is too difficult, and tic-tok's repeating format makes it so they don't need to. Going back 10 seconds is a chore now, most would rather just not know what they missed. Good thing this guy is a degenerate or I wouldn't be able to watch him.
23:28 "least russian name", where not only the text on video says its clearly turkish, but it doesnt sound remotely russian. Probably the smartest thing pyro has ever said
What's hilariously ironic about most of the TF2 community today is that the ones who always get up in arms over seeing Fempyro don't even know that the mod has existed longer than they've been playing the game themselves.
can someone calculate the average time Pyro watches a video before pausing, then the average for how many times he's actually reacting to the video or replying to something his chat said
A bit of a rough calculation here since there are a lot of systems in place to limit the amount of drops an account can generate and the fact that you could generate an item that isnt a weapon but something more expensive, as well as there is no accurate estimate how much bots one host is running on average so I'll assume 1000 1 account is allowed to generate up to 12 items per week. 1 ref, or 0.05$ is 18 items. so 1000 x 0.66 x 0.05 or 33$ a week, or 132$ per month. A bit low, but one has to account for the fact that average wage in russia(account for the fact that this statistic is reported by the government which constantly makes up numbers to make themselves look better in front of citizens) is only 800$ meaning that botting allows up to a ~16% increase for an average russian
You’re forgetting that in the vid, some bot hosters are running upwards of 8,000 bots, which would be a substantial chunk of change in Russia alone. Also keep in mind that the bots are also using the scrap to trade up for better items, and likely using bots to pick the best prices on higher-tier items. This massive volume of scrap trading is what’s lead to the price of the key skyrocketing. Used to be that one Key cost around 6 refined metal. Now I think it’s upwards of 80.
@@Brother_Piner As i said, rough calc. I didnt account for a lot of factors that would overcomplicate it, I just made this to give viewers a rough idea
lol g2a used to have a thing where if you payed with bitcoin and used scripts you could get a refund on any gift card. it was around for ages idk how it took them years to fix it. not many people knew about it tho
It's sad how some people defend TF2 when they have a huge bot problem. Like, you can make your game better by bringing to light this huge flaw and making the devs actually work on it, but you don't want to for some reason?
Who’s defending this? I’ve seen a lot of the TF2 community’s posts and almost all are saying that this is unacceptable. The Valve defenders are usually Counter-Strike players who, in their annoyance of having to scroll up one more post, crap on TF2, saying it’s dead and should stay dead… not realizing that with this track record, it’ll happen to their game soon down the line, too.
@@Brother_Piner oh I'm so sorry for your hear loss, because otherwise you would have heard the guy talking about the people who ignored his first video making excuses to defend their favourite game. Or maybe that hearing loss is more severe since you didn't hear the fact that he literally made the second video because of those comments
Ok I have an idea please give feedback. So you have to complete a tutorial of all the classes to play online, this is tracked via an achievement or other means (how to verify this is my biggest concern with its viability, possibly bypassing). You don`t have to rocket jump ect to complete the tutorial or at most do really basic stuff. The main idea is the is a pool of tutorial maps it could pick from, each map will have a mirror version and lets say each class has 3 maps. So every class do to is picked from random, every map is pick from random, also the maps can have a hazard that randomly spawns, players can always just walk around it but as it`s position is random the bots could walk straight into it with thier pre-determined paths, while players can simply walk around it. So the bot hosts would have to try to record inputs/code bots to complete the levels for each map and when they do the tutorial they would have to identify what class was picked and what map variant to then pick the correct path to finish the tutorial. Which is a lot of work to do when all value would have to do is slightly alter the tutorials especially as thier are mirrored effectively doubling the map pool. At the very least would significantly reduce the amount of bots for a period as none would be able to complete the tutorial until programmed to.
Bro I did a video on my channel of sending a giftapult on every death… even a couple of unusuals. Now most of the people that got sent stuff are probably bots….
ive been thinking about upgrading my account to be able to communicate in casual. but its hard to play casual in the first place. every server has at least 5 bot snipers on each team with the name ESCAPE THE MATRIX and im just tired. now i just play on skial servers to have fun
When the main provider fails to give you an acceptable service, and you're dead set in using it because you love it. You provide it yourself. Private servers already exist over here in Latino America, somehow they managed to create a game currency (which you earn by playing the game) so you can purchase hats, t-shirts, weapon skins and the like with it. All for the love of the game, bots won't bother joining these because private server people actually give a shit about it.
"Some people think they can outsmart me... maybe *sniff* maybe... I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart bullet. *shows bullet to camera as you start hearing machine gun sounds* *cuts to him killing some mercs on dustbowl as the tf2 theme plays* WAHHHHHHH UWAAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA CRY SOME MORE Heheh cry some more *cuts to final part of tf2 music as heavy is shown to be part of the team*
it sucks how many game companies just give zero fucks about cheating / botters because they can milk the accounts for a constant flow of money instead of catering to the average players.
All jokes aside, Fem Pyro is a harmless and completely fine mod to have installed. Don't let peeps shame ya if you get that kinda heat (pun intended) from them.
i watched the entire video twice and it took this video to make me realize hes using fempyro mod if you hadnt pointed it out i would have never noticed
@@manhoovy193My guy the first zesty jesus vid he watched was half of the time him doing random shit that no one cares about and would rather move on with the video
umm do people actually watch this? it's just original video with some guy doing random crap while pausing the video, surface level reactions and barely paying attention
This and that other TF 2 video a few streams ago were very annoying and him pausing every .2 seconds to cope and say something and nothing at the same time is why i can't watch the stream unless he gaming
pyro cant even watch a video. stops in some random moment where guy explains the experiment and ask chat what is the experiment about instead of just listening to the explanation. he has to have ghost writers there is no way that this guy makes all those long format videos
At the start if the slop, he was an actual thinker, now, after years of slop, he has been lobotomised 😢
on GOD like BRO WATCH THE VIDEO
That's what the tic-tok format does to the brain. 0 retention ability, going back in the video is too difficult, and tic-tok's repeating format makes it so they don't need to. Going back 10 seconds is a chore now, most would rather just not know what they missed. Good thing this guy is a degenerate or I wouldn't be able to watch him.
That's what happens when you get brainrot from commissioning fat furry art and reading thousands of comments made by 9 year olds
he's most likely just scared that he will pull an xqc and never say anything during the whole video so he feels the need to pause every 5 seconds
80 views in 2 minutes bro’s actually cooking
bro fell on
Yeah he's usually worse than this in almost proud
But almost isn't enough unfortunately
The good ending
Cooking nothing
Spears the positivity
lil bro pauses the video before the explanation to ask chat whats happening
Bazinga
Bazinga
23:28 "least russian name", where not only the text on video says its clearly turkish, but it doesnt sound remotely russian.
Probably the smartest thing pyro has ever said
streamer confirmed blind
Least offended Russian
Don’t forget that time 4chan technically bombed ISIS
4chan also doxxed me in 2011
4chan will come together to devise the most genius plan, execute it, then go back to hating on trans people for the next like 6 years
Wait this sounds crazy lol, how so?
iirc they found a training group base and with a help of a retired russian military man I think they coordinated a attack
site was also full 3 letter agents so...no 4chan itself did nothing.
Pyrocynical has gotten worse
Says the genshit player
he got inflated
Objectively yes
your name is venti genshin impact rule 34.
Take a shot every time pyro stops the video and start talking about random stuff.
Liver cirrhosis
Unironically he is adhd mental disordered ngl
My stomach feels like glass shards, why would you do this to me
Is there a way to remove the annoyance in the left corner?
4:40 of corse that's the only thing you notice
The wait for PetSlop 2 has gotten worse
XQC LEVEL REACTIONS EXCEPT NO CHAT FLAMING HIM
Crazy how he isnt as brainfucked as xqc tho, have you actually heard that dude speaking of camera? He is fucked.
What's hilariously ironic about most of the TF2 community today is that the ones who always get up in arms over seeing Fempyro don't even know that the mod has existed longer than they've been playing the game themselves.
pyroslop's attention span keeps decreasing and decreasing, I fear he may not be capable of long form content soon 🙏
Every time he pause the video I do 1 push up
my man's jacked rn
Man’s gonna have the strength of Popeye on spinach.
219 globble snobs in 6 weewoos, we are so back
only 16 gonros in 12 shillings-worth of lemvers, he got shot off the map
@@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin 11 zblogrbgins in only 2 zgarblerongs, he's NEVER zleronging back from this
@@sus980 65 ziningolbs in 1 dablogon hes not golbomonaoning back
Erm... What the sigma?
can someone calculate the average time Pyro watches a video before pausing, then the average for how many times he's actually reacting to the video or replying to something his chat said
A bit of a rough calculation here since there are a lot of systems in place to limit the amount of drops an account can generate and the fact that you could generate an item that isnt a weapon but something more expensive, as well as there is no accurate estimate how much bots one host is running on average so I'll assume 1000
1 account is allowed to generate up to 12 items per week. 1 ref, or 0.05$ is 18 items. so 1000 x 0.66 x 0.05 or 33$ a week, or 132$ per month. A bit low, but one has to account for the fact that average wage in russia(account for the fact that this statistic is reported by the government which constantly makes up numbers to make themselves look better in front of citizens) is only 800$ meaning that botting allows up to a ~16% increase for an average russian
You’re forgetting that in the vid, some bot hosters are running upwards of 8,000 bots, which would be a substantial chunk of change in Russia alone.
Also keep in mind that the bots are also using the scrap to trade up for better items, and likely using bots to pick the best prices on higher-tier items.
This massive volume of scrap trading is what’s lead to the price of the key skyrocketing. Used to be that one Key cost around 6 refined metal. Now I think it’s upwards of 80.
@@Brother_Piner As i said, rough calc. I didnt account for a lot of factors that would overcomplicate it, I just made this to give viewers a rough idea
if you took a shot for every time he paused the video you would die before the video ends
really high quality content from pyro here. i like the part where he sits down and steals someone elses video. really entertaining.
IT's tRAnsFoMmaTivE!!!1
Honestly the stuff isnt wrong, already seeing ZestyJesus's video the bot problem seems to get worse every month.
lol g2a used to have a thing where if you payed with bitcoin and used scripts you could get a refund on any gift card. it was around for ages idk how it took them years to fix it. not many people knew about it tho
It's sad how some people defend TF2 when they have a huge bot problem. Like, you can make your game better by bringing to light this huge flaw and making the devs actually work on it, but you don't want to for some reason?
Who’s defending this? I’ve seen a lot of the TF2 community’s posts and almost all are saying that this is unacceptable.
The Valve defenders are usually Counter-Strike players who, in their annoyance of having to scroll up one more post, crap on TF2, saying it’s dead and should stay dead… not realizing that with this track record, it’ll happen to their game soon down the line, too.
@@Brother_Piner oh I'm so sorry for your hear loss, because otherwise you would have heard the guy talking about the people who ignored his first video making excuses to defend their favourite game. Or maybe that hearing loss is more severe since you didn't hear the fact that he literally made the second video because of those comments
DUDE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FREAKIN VIDEO OMG 😭😭😭
pyro is acoustic, he already mentioned zesty has a fempyro mod in the first video
dude i gave you the gassy inflation roleplay you wanted why haven't you paid me my 10k yet?
this is actually more terrifying than interloper
WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
Ok I have an idea please give feedback.
So you have to complete a tutorial of all the classes to play online, this is tracked via an achievement or other means (how to verify this is my biggest concern with its viability, possibly bypassing).
You don`t have to rocket jump ect to complete the tutorial or at most do really basic stuff.
The main idea is the is a pool of tutorial maps it could pick from, each map will have a mirror version and lets say each class has 3 maps.
So every class do to is picked from random, every map is pick from random, also the maps can have a hazard that randomly spawns, players can always just walk around it but as it`s position is random the bots could walk straight into it with thier pre-determined paths, while players can simply walk around it.
So the bot hosts would have to try to record inputs/code bots to complete the levels for each map and when they do the tutorial they would have to identify what class was picked and what map variant to then pick the correct path to finish the tutorial.
Which is a lot of work to do when all value would have to do is slightly alter the tutorials especially as thier are mirrored effectively doubling the map pool.
At the very least would significantly reduce the amount of bots for a period as none would be able to complete the tutorial until programmed to.
4:43 all you need to do is that you have fempyro mod
Edge
Pyrocynical looks like Brianne of Tarth from Game of Thrones
Bro I did a video on my channel of sending a giftapult on every death… even a couple of unusuals. Now most of the people that got sent stuff are probably bots….
yeah bro u fucked up fr
17:24 i'm not even surprised that their most played game was war thunder
If you look at his eyes, they drift everytime a fempyro pops up
ive been thinking about upgrading my account to be able to communicate in casual. but its hard to play casual in the first place. every server has at least 5 bot snipers on each team with the name ESCAPE THE MATRIX and im just tired. now i just play on skial servers to have fun
skial dustbowl is where its at
“I didn’t know I had that mod on”
When the main provider fails to give you an acceptable service, and you're dead set in using it because you love it.
You provide it yourself.
Private servers already exist over here in Latino America, somehow they managed to create a game currency (which you earn by playing the game) so you can purchase hats, t-shirts, weapon skins and the like with it.
All for the love of the game, bots won't bother joining these because private server people actually give a shit about it.
Does anyone know how to save my settings on dark souls II pc??
Yes
@@TheCantMan01 i found out
No
Hearing about the highjacked accounts and stolen/scammed out itens, made me shiver and tense up....
I wish those who did this an ill fate...
"Some people think they can outsmart me... maybe *sniff* maybe...
I have yet to meet someone that can outsmart bullet.
*shows bullet to camera as you start hearing machine gun sounds*
*cuts to him killing some mercs on dustbowl as the tf2 theme plays*
WAHHHHHHH UWAAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA CRY SOME MORE
Heheh cry some more
*cuts to final part of tf2 music as heavy is shown to be part of the team*
And people say this is better than overwatch 2?
15:33 Ah yes, the hermadaphrodite. My favorite dinosaur.
I don't know if you need to be permitted by someone to use their videos for reaction videos and post it online.
I do hope so, tho.
bro just watch the video, its so annoying to watch you ask for an explanation to something he's literally just about to explain for you.
Place this on the main channel bro
Pyrolive becomes slow to upload now so we're watching pyrovod
I thought steam accounts had their inventories private by default
You can just edit the link and view their inentory
it sucks how many game companies just give zero fucks about cheating / botters because they can milk the accounts for a constant flow of money instead of catering to the average players.
does he stream on pyrolive? i wanna watch his streams but don't get notifications for some reason
Yeah yt doesn't notify when ppl go live for some reason.
@@Cowboy0Hat that's odd. I've had all notifications turned on for around a year now on PyroLive and I always get notified when he streams
Much like a Pyro-shaped balloon, it's really blown up
Ofcourse TF2 has gotten worse. Why wouldn't it lmao
Isnt Zesty Jesus the same guy who had a mental breakdown on Stream because of a nameplate on a door reading "Tran S. Wrights" on a TF2 map?
i'd like to point out i watched this entire video (although while playing a mind numbing game) and NEVER noticed the fempyro mod
35:04 funny youmu pic
now imagine we make a bot that doxxes the bot creators
All jokes aside, Fem Pyro is a harmless and completely fine mod to have installed.
Don't let peeps shame ya if you get that kinda heat (pun intended) from them.
these are more bots than people in my hometown-
40:29 WHY IS PYRO RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING?!?!
the fact that zesty's channel has less sub then this vod channel is actually wild lmao
22:06 nah bro called the sentry a turret 😑
sentry is offically sentry turret. So same, even ofically just usually called just sentry.
Sloppy slop dealer has yet given us another premium.
6:11 lil bro rubs one out
"Wow that's just allowed on Steam" Lol, this guy
The comments are still saying the same thing, guess some things never change.
i watched the entire video twice and it took this video to make me realize hes using fempyro mod if you hadnt pointed it out i would have never noticed
4:44 He streams with that on by the way
how is this video 2 times longer than the video he's reacting to bro💀
Isn't that what a reaction should be? Stopping and talking about a video? I know he talks a lot sometimes but that's better than a no input "reaction"
Yeah lil bro, this is good. He's actualy reacting
nah most of the time he paused he either is responding to chat or reading donos rather than actual input on the video no hate just saying
@@manhoovy193My guy the first zesty jesus vid he watched was half of the time him doing random shit that no one cares about and would rather move on with the video
We must be strong brother for darkwood
Every player on TF2 is a bot because if they aren’t a literal bot they are still a bot.
0h man i sure am loving the fucking sniperwolf thumbnails
No they been like this for years
So has your content
Zetty Jesus is not what I expected to hear in the beginning of this vid
umm do people actually watch this? it's just original video with some guy doing random crap while pausing the video, surface level reactions and barely paying attention
bereketlik is not a Russian name
pie row probably beat darkwood after 16 hours so he makes videos that long based on how long he played the game
it sucks that im that much of a fucking hopeless cause to watch a 2 hour in the pyro tv slop channel
bro the self reporting
can you just actually watch the damn video without going on a damn tangent you're pissing me off man
why not watch the original if you don't want commentary
@@StormTrooperEXwe want commentary ABOUT THE VIDEO HE'S WATCHING
Pyro fell off
13:45 Twitter moment
17:30 bro we get it your enlightened and so virtuous you don’t have to spaz out over “Adolphin”
stop playing metroid music.
Now i need to play them all again
TF2 Has Fallen Off
let draw bot host porn and see if it fix evrything *it worked *
please make a video on fixtf2 it would be so helpful for getting more signatures!
i get i'm a cringe anime pfp but its funny that the guy that's talking about uploading his animal fucking commissions mid stream lol
This and that other TF 2 video a few streams ago were very annoying and him pausing every .2 seconds to cope and say something and nothing at the same time is why i can't watch the stream unless he gaming
Pyrocynical TV = content farm
13:27 i said 956 so close ik no one cares but close wow wow
Good that you inform your audiance about this situation.
14:52 it's a Russian singer Maxim
Yes, she's female
Tf2 is been review bomb to the abyss
15:27 hermadaphodite reference
23:29 It's not russian at all tho
wait why did zesty have the fem pyro mod..
Why's Pyro being a bad reactor, better off with his scripted stuff
1785 views in 32 minutes, crazy
Slop for the piggies
This is an L Omegatronic moment
dude turned a 23min vid into a 46min vid smh
New wave of players incoming