Lessons Liberals Taught Me About Owning Guns

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  • Here are some of the most important lessons that anti-gun liberals have taught me about owning guns.
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  • @hansguymon1254
    @hansguymon1254 6 років тому +1697

    A boy once said to his dad "when I'm a man I want to be a liberal." "Well son you are going to have to choose. You can't be both."

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 5 років тому +30

      somehow my boy figured that out when he was 11 and not yet a man..hmm

    • @willb8684
      @willb8684 5 років тому +23

      lol...that was funny

    • @vincentrepins5825
      @vincentrepins5825 5 років тому +1

      phonetic Tyler mumbled opportunistic togetherness ain't singularity with an upturn of cryogenic longshoreman

    • @repentfulsinner
      @repentfulsinner 5 років тому +3

      All children are liberal.

    • @Z1269
      @Z1269 5 років тому +3

      There are two types of liberals

  • @VTPSTTU
    @VTPSTTU 5 років тому +786

    If guns are going to go on shooting rampages by themselves, I wish they'd clean themselves also.

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 5 років тому +6

      @VTPSTTU ikr!

    • @roquri
      @roquri 5 років тому +17

      Personal hygiene is something their maker apparently neglected to teach them.

    • @peteremig6244
      @peteremig6244 5 років тому +14

      Mine bathe themselves in Liberal Tears after each rampage...

    • @t.j.payeur739
      @t.j.payeur739 5 років тому +7

      Cleaning the Colt 1911 is a massive pain in the ass...some people love it, I hate it....

    • @peteremig6244
      @peteremig6244 5 років тому +5

      @@t.j.payeur739 I concur... Had to do so when I was in the service before they switched to the impotent M9 and I inherited a service-issued 1911 from the WWI era. I don't fire it very often because it's such a pain the ass to breakdown and reassemble. Still, even with all it's issues, I still prefer it over the 9 mm.

  • @AmericanActionReport
    @AmericanActionReport 5 років тому +90

    One of my favorite movie lines: "You'll have to tell me more about myself; I seem to be badly misinformed." (Errol Flynn, as Robin Hood)

  • @markw3598
    @markw3598 5 років тому +112

    Does putting an auxiliary eraser on a pencil make it an "assault pencil"!?!?

    • @im2501
      @im2501 4 роки тому +4

      yes, yes it dose, and your on a list now

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 4 роки тому +4

      Whatever you do dont put one of those grip accessories it makes it a scary pencil

    • @aaronpitts5127
      @aaronpitts5127 4 роки тому +2

      It's an AR-15 pencil now. Hand it over. Did you get a license to carry that pencil?

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 4 роки тому +3

      @@aaronpitts5127 oops seemed to have dropped my ar 15 pencil overboard in a boating accident

    • @Dave_Simmons
      @Dave_Simmons 4 роки тому +1

      I encountered an assault pencil once. I still have the lead in my leg!

  • @AndrewMartinez1776Redux
    @AndrewMartinez1776Redux 6 років тому +435

    I own guns because I'm too lazy to run after a deer and throw a spear at it.

    • @LibertyDoll
      @LibertyDoll  6 років тому +31

      Oh, good one!

    • @BassFearDave
      @BassFearDave 6 років тому +8

      Internet winner of the day - That made me LOL!

    • @GrinderSin
      @GrinderSin 6 років тому +3

      Best comment in this regard! lmao!

    • @andrewvictor2502
      @andrewvictor2502 6 років тому +8

      Andrew Martinez I own guns because I'm an American and I have a right to just like free speech and Ben Franklin said it right anyone that'll give up Liberty for security will have neither

    • @baltsosser
      @baltsosser 6 років тому +3

      I'm stealing that one.

  • @acries3148
    @acries3148 6 років тому +199

    I always tell my gun to be home by 10pm when it goes out at night.

    • @richardcarden4161
      @richardcarden4161 6 років тому +6

      Acries 314 And to speak only when spoken to!

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 5 років тому +11

      I set mine next to the door with a box of ammo once. Didn't kill anyone, including the mailman, I sent it back for being defective!

    • @SaneAsylum
      @SaneAsylum 5 років тому +6

      No officer it couldn't have been my gun, I swear he was back at home just after the street lights came on...

    • @4edward61
      @4edward61 5 років тому +1

      Lol!

    • @CowboybubPercussion
      @CowboybubPercussion 5 років тому

      xD guns are just an inanimate object idiot xD

  • @MrRonpaulforprez
    @MrRonpaulforprez 5 років тому +32

    "True bravery is pissing yourself in self defense" OMG I'm still laughing

  • @mariehenry3957
    @mariehenry3957 5 років тому +215

    I freaking love this video,....oh hang on.....let me ask my husband if I can have this opinion. Oh, that's right, my husband loves that I am an independent thinking and acting woman that owns her own guns as well. . Real men love strong females. It takes an Alpha Male to handle a true Alpha female.

    • @LibertyDoll
      @LibertyDoll  5 років тому +36

      *internet high five*

    • @gpnulife
      @gpnulife 4 роки тому +10

      Okay, this comment should have millions of thumbs up! o.0

    • @jaywilliams3399
      @jaywilliams3399 4 роки тому +4

      Wow, awesome comment Marie...love it.

    • @DangerousWordsPodcast
      @DangerousWordsPodcast 4 роки тому +5

      Which is why liberals hate you... Alpha-Male and liberal is an oxymoron

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 4 роки тому +3

      Tell that to the wolf pack, no one messes with a wolf pack.

  • @rikksashquat5579
    @rikksashquat5579 5 років тому +444

    my guns have not killed as many people as Teddy Kennedy's car

    • @cliffstokes2260
      @cliffstokes2260 5 років тому +3

      DOH!

    • @BigThree4Ever
      @BigThree4Ever 5 років тому +4

      Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @BigThree4Ever
      @BigThree4Ever 5 років тому +6

      Shots fired 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @pws3rd170
      @pws3rd170 5 років тому +2

      Danm you. You made me learn about history. Jk. I actually knew about thus story but needed a refresher

    • @BloodRaven1969
      @BloodRaven1969 5 років тому +7

      Well damn, neither have mine since they were purchased. Put plenty of rounds through and a few deer down with a Springfield 30-06, and by the amount I spent on .44 Mag ammo that I fired it must be several thousand rounds and again, it hasn't killed anything but a lot of paper targets, empty soda cans, and some semi-rotted pumpkins and watermelons. AND I AM ANTISOCIAL! I just want left alone. LOL

  • @lordkrythic6246
    @lordkrythic6246 5 років тому +330

    "True bravery is urinating in self defense" I was drinking my drink when you said that. I choked on it a little because of the savagery.

    • @LibertyDoll
      @LibertyDoll  5 років тому +20

      Haha epic win

    • @kingchaosification
      @kingchaosification 5 років тому +5

      Sadly that was a real suggestion for women to avoid rap is to urinate and defecate on them self

    • @004Black
      @004Black 5 років тому

      king chaos fricking spell and content check please. I don’t like word puzzles.

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 5 років тому +3

      @@004Black
      Autism, and generally faulty IQ scores should be enough to revoke one's right to the internet, and breeding privileges.
      Just my opinion.

    • @004Black
      @004Black 5 років тому

      Lord Krythic haha

  • @jesuscarrasco5843
    @jesuscarrasco5843 3 роки тому +17

    Facts with humor as always.. said in detail by a strong & lovely 2A woman. We have the good ladies..

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 5 років тому +14

    Going down the list of things on the paperwork for buying a gun, I suddenly understand why the Leftist Hollywood types are so salty about guns; most of Hollywood would be violating at least one of the check boxes that if filled in as "yes" instantly denies the sale.
    Domestic violence offender, use of illegal substances, not a US citizen, renounced US citizenship at any time, etc.
    Basically, most of Hollywood would likely not pass the background checks. That, and they LOVE their rape culture, and the thought of young impressionable starlets being able to actually resist rape is just too much for the Harvey Weinstiens to handle, so they push the anti-gun agenda.
    Best way to promote rape culture is to disarm women. Heck, to a rapist, a rape whistle is mood music, a stun gun is foreplay, and pepper spray is kink.

  • @circleofthenine
    @circleofthenine 6 років тому +159

    Those earrings alone are a rape deterrent.

    • @tac6557
      @tac6557 6 років тому +12

      I'M OUTTA AMMO HOLD UP LEMME USE THESE EARING AMMO!

    • @seamore6566
      @seamore6566 6 років тому +2

      my thought exactly!!!!!! plus they make her even more beautiful!!!!!

    • @gswovoka6286
      @gswovoka6286 6 років тому

      But she probably gets a lot of dinner invitations with them.

    • @baconsamichluver219
      @baconsamichluver219 6 років тому +4

      Dare her to wear the .50 caliber earrings 😜

    • @leeweinstein9326
      @leeweinstein9326 6 років тому

      bacon samich luver nah how about 20mm their more fashionable, because their bigger😋

  • @brandonpierce9868
    @brandonpierce9868 5 років тому +113

    Great, now I need a new computer. The baby popped up on screen and I shot it.

    • @jamesstepp9982
      @jamesstepp9982 5 років тому +2

      LMFAO!!!!!

    • @J-Kabar
      @J-Kabar 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment pls like this

    • @macbrat
      @macbrat 4 роки тому +1

      Lol!!!

    • @yagitka
      @yagitka 4 роки тому +1

      I'm curious how you were able to comment.

  • @jimfields860
    @jimfields860 4 роки тому +8

    Cars, knives and Spoons kill more then guns each year.

  • @johnshilling2221
    @johnshilling2221 4 роки тому +2

    God, I absolutely adore you. You've easily made it onto my top five WWLL. (Women Worth Loving List) The ancient Greeks believed sarcasm was the HIGHEST form of wit. You are an artist, my Michelangela!

  • @004Black
    @004Black 5 років тому +319

    Every guy needs a girl just like you. I found one-well she found me-and I’m proud to admit she has better aim than me. Thanks for helping to preserve our 2nd amendment rights. Love the earrings.

    • @cravinbob
      @cravinbob 4 роки тому +3

      You do not have any Second Amendment Rights.

    • @awizardalso
      @awizardalso 4 роки тому +12

      @@cravinbob What country do you live in? Unless you're a convicted felon we all have Second Amendment rights, at least until the democrats take over at which point the Second American Revolution will happen again.

    • @calebcalvin
      @calebcalvin 4 роки тому +4

      @@cravinbob ?

    • @Potato_Man1776
      @Potato_Man1776 4 роки тому

      F

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 4 роки тому

      The girl in the video is she the one who found you

  • @crazylarryjr
    @crazylarryjr 6 років тому +1207

    You forgot one biiiiiig point, this double standard has always bothered me about the left and their agendas. Drunk driver caused an accident and killed someone, who gets the blame? The person that is who, not the drink or the car. So why the hell do guns get the blame and not the person holding it, in the exact same type of situations? This double standard has always bothered me about leftists

    • @faithismine128
      @faithismine128 6 років тому +19

      Sackie Gland Like going after rifles when handguns are responsible for the vast majority of crime. The AR is an "assault" rifle but a mini-14 is not, etc.

    • @wclmike2471
      @wclmike2471 6 років тому +27

      crazyjr not to mention every time a cop shot someone and they went nuts over it. They blamed the cop... Not the gun.

    • @jimiprairiefire5482
      @jimiprairiefire5482 6 років тому +10

      Setting aside your use of leftist as though everyone who thinks that perhaps guns are a tad too easy to get is some far left stalinist, which is bullshit and you fucking well know it; booze and cars aren't made specifically for the purpose of killing people. And in fact no one is blaming the guns, and if you would actually LISTEN to what the fuck people who aren't you ACTUALLY have to say you would know that some of us, including many gun owners on both the left and the right think that it's too easy for criminals, violent psychopaths, and unhinged weirdos to get guns. Many people across the political spectrum believe we can tighten things up a bit without throwing the constitution in the shredder, and believe it or not, the culture of gun fetishization is a relatively new thing, going back only three or 4 decades.

    • @jimiprairiefire5482
      @jimiprairiefire5482 6 років тому +3

      Clint Davis a mini-14 is functionally an assault rifle, just the same as a bolt action rifle with a collapsible stock and pistol grip is not.

    • @KamisamanoOtaku
      @KamisamanoOtaku 6 років тому +12

      +crazyjr
      I seem to recall *not* holding people accountable to be a common thing among the political left in the USA. This can range from things like blaming society/lack of opportunities to blaming SUV's.
      ...
      I wish I were joking. >.>

  • @johnrossbrechany8408
    @johnrossbrechany8408 4 роки тому +6

    Do you even lift bruh? Had me howling with laughter I had to pause to stop the tears of laughter

  • @bernardbredbennerjr8805
    @bernardbredbennerjr8805 3 роки тому +4

    "When government takes away citizens' right to bear arms it becomes citizens' duty to take away governments right to govern." Founding Father George Washington "No man's life, liberty, or fortune is safe while our legislature is in session." Founding Father Benjamin Franklin

    • @jackiemowery5243
      @jackiemowery5243 2 роки тому

      I think "no mans life, liberty or property" quote belongs to Mark Twain.

  • @TB-jj9tu
    @TB-jj9tu 6 років тому +211

    What gets me is that the uneducated gun grabbers think a pistol grip, bayonet lug, muzzle device and barrel shroud is what makes a rifle dangerous. Seriously, it’s like blaming a pencil for spelling mistakes.

    • @mikeevans7560
      @mikeevans7560 6 років тому +13

      TB more like thinking a certain paint job makes a car more dangerous .

    • @Barskor1
      @Barskor1 6 років тому +4

      Those things are ease of use items and let them wallow in vaguery so they can create excuses to ban or deny cost time and money to screw everything up.

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 5 років тому +8

      Plus, the point of a firearm IS to be dangerous. Obviously the founding fathers knew that. So, wouldnt that mean that the founding fathers wanted the American people to be able to own any deadly weapon they want? Just saying, even some conservatives don't want to accept that fact

    • @argenti3609
      @argenti3609 5 років тому +4

      @@jeremiahfyan actually yes the second amendment covered all fire arms because all firearms were military use that change with the prohibition and thanks to the Hughes amendment you can not buy an automatic firearm unless it was made preban so now all preban firearms are antique an cost upwards of 30k plus all the tax stamps for it

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 5 років тому +1

      @@argenti3609 you can get automatics you just need a permit

  • @IronwolfXVI
    @IronwolfXVI 6 років тому +93

    And people say women aren't funny. Apparently it's just Lena Dunham.

  • @paul-davidalmond716
    @paul-davidalmond716 4 роки тому +9

    I'm Cracking Up! This nails the caricatured stereotypes, with great humor!

  • @jmmywyf4lyf
    @jmmywyf4lyf 2 роки тому +1

    I almost choked on my dinner when you broke out the weights "brah" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JaredWalsh
    @JaredWalsh 6 років тому +134

    My favorite one recently was when some retired general called pulling an ar15 trigger fast full semi-automatic. 😂

    • @cretansuperbos2121
      @cretansuperbos2121 6 років тому +8

      Jared Walsh OMG I saw that! What soldier doesn't understand selector switches?

    • @JaredWalsh
      @JaredWalsh 6 років тому +18

      Jimmy Kidd It is an officer we are talking about. 😂

    • @JarronD
      @JarronD 6 років тому +8

      That guy had to be a janitor or a cook, no way he was in combat.

    • @TheMichigankommando
      @TheMichigankommando 6 років тому +19

      While I love firing in full semi auto, ultimate semi auto is best.

    • @easygordonnn
      @easygordonnn 6 років тому +4

      Operators Are Us - I have a Sig MCX.
      LUDICROUS. Semi. Auto...

  • @7Steveski
    @7Steveski 6 років тому +29

    You made me smile, Liberty Doll. Here's another one: millions of people also fly safely on airplanes; when one crashes and passengers die, we don't call for the confiscation of all other airplanes.

  • @stevenduncan7380
    @stevenduncan7380 5 років тому +4

    Doll, that was awesome!
    You forgot to mention that by owning a gun, you're promoting every possible agency to Doctor of Proctology. For some reason they feel the need to crawl up your butt and examine every aspect of your life!
    Even the aliens aren't that thorough or demanding.
    Keep fighting the good fight! 😘

  • @BigJoker
    @BigJoker Рік тому +1

    I just came here from the short you made about this. It's crazy how different you look after just 4 years. Still rocking though!

  • @PhotoCaptured
    @PhotoCaptured 5 років тому +33

    I'm very proudly married to a strong, capable, and very outspoken woman like yourself. This video is top notch and you hit everything, spot on! Keep'em coming 😎

  • @texashillbilly6148
    @texashillbilly6148 6 років тому +64

    "True bravery is urinating in self defense..." ROTFLMAO

    • @ezrabrooks12
      @ezrabrooks12 6 років тому +2

      That's a SNOWFLAKE/SJW THING,PISS AND SHIT THEMSELVES WHEN THEY DON'T GET THEIR WAY!!!

    • @lowangproductions4235
      @lowangproductions4235 5 років тому +2

      He / she should have worn their brown pants today 😂

    • @useranonymous1331
      @useranonymous1331 5 років тому +1

      This line is when I died! 😂

  • @blamb42
    @blamb42 5 років тому

    I like the cartridge earrings, a coworker that likes to fish has a pair of fishing lure earrings (with the hooks removed).

  • @mits74theguy32
    @mits74theguy32 5 років тому +134

    Now this is a strong independent woman

    • @wizard9403
      @wizard9403 5 років тому +10

      A badass babe who loves guns, damn!!!

    • @claytonwhitman1608
      @claytonwhitman1608 5 років тому +7

      I know right?? She is Smart and Hot aan SEXY!! :)

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 6 років тому +28

    Urinating in self defense. Hey, I think any attacker would at least pause for a moment if you unzip your pants and say “Back up! I’m not afraid to use this!”

    • @stevemccarty6384
      @stevemccarty6384 6 років тому +1

      A man might be able to get away with peeing in self defense, but a women....well not so easy.

    • @MarbleDemo
      @MarbleDemo 6 років тому +1

      I'm a good shot maybe even hit you in the eye from here.

  • @unclebobsbees4899
    @unclebobsbees4899 4 роки тому +2

    "My pimp made me do it!" ROTFLMAO. Thanks Doll I spewed coffee across the living room (literally). Laughing at the characterizations is one way to keep your sanity.

  • @rockster1385jh
    @rockster1385jh 5 років тому +4

    *DBZA-Mr.Popo voice*
    "I like you"
    compliment refrence

  • @doktormalifiko5488
    @doktormalifiko5488 6 років тому +160

    The wife and I love the video. My wife would have told you herself, but she went to the range.

    • @gjhoward
      @gjhoward 5 років тому

      No date night? :-)

    • @bluewaterjones
      @bluewaterjones 5 років тому

      Too funny

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 5 років тому

      I want to go so badly right now but I just really want to do long range rifle and unfortunately the only range near me has their 500yd-1000yd range closed down.....

    • @AzzKicker-bz1cb
      @AzzKicker-bz1cb 5 років тому +1

      @rushthezeppelin
      Are there liberals crossing that range right now?
      Maybe they should open the range back up and thin out the herd!
      Oh wait, that was mean spirited!!!!!

    • @rushthezeppelin
      @rushthezeppelin 5 років тому

      No it has nothing to do with politicians afaik.....I think they are just having to do renovations to that part of the range.

  • @chrisolson8234
    @chrisolson8234 5 років тому +77

    Who else rwally likes her earrings?

  • @burningbush4767
    @burningbush4767 5 років тому +2

    That Masters Degree being crumbled had me like damn

  • @jamesmccready2365
    @jamesmccready2365 5 років тому +98

    I don't recall a single gun being used in Rwanda. If I recall correctly, loss of life numbered somewhat over half a million. Guns are not the problem. Hatred and anger is the problem. Unrestrained evil is the problem. Can you honestly imagine a society run by Antifa types who threaten to kill those who even disagree with them? Can you imagine those people in charge of the only group allows to carry and use guns? We've seen it before. We fought a World War over it. Never again can the world allow such radical hate. K. Off the soapbox now. Carry on.

    • @chrismugleston8625
      @chrismugleston8625 5 років тому +2

      James McCready Yeah, they used Machetes in that particular genocide, didnt they?

    • @maxx1o1
      @maxx1o1 5 років тому +1

      @@chrismugleston8625 or maybe box cutters?

    • @Chrishelmuth1978
      @Chrishelmuth1978 5 років тому

      😂😂😂 yeah watch out for the antifa... they apparently hang out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Get a grip 🙄

    • @jamesstepp9982
      @jamesstepp9982 5 років тому +3

      @@maxx1o1 Doesn't matter WHAT they used to kill-the problem isn't guns,or ANY weapon. Killers will ALWAYS find a way to kill-if not guns,it'll be knives,hammers,poisons,bombs,get the point? So,how do you stop someone with the intent to kill WITHOUT violating THEIR Constitutional Rights? They have to actually commit a crime,or actively CONSPIRE to commit a crime,to legitimately be arrested for it. Until then,no crime-no arrest.

    • @vepristhorn8278
      @vepristhorn8278 5 років тому +2

      We found a ways till kill for thousands of years before the invention of the firearm, if someone wants to hurt you they will find a way

  • @91210paige
    @91210paige 6 років тому +452

    Excellent point. I left my safe open one day just to see and my gun didn't try to sneak out either. It was a trap because I had one eye open and was watching the whole time so no one was in danger and it had blanks so it couldn't hurt anyone if it did escape.

    • @airborneranger1each110
      @airborneranger1each110 6 років тому +4

      Rob Marks now Thats thinking ahead 👍..good move brother

    • @anthonygonzalez7646
      @anthonygonzalez7646 6 років тому +3

      dude post the video

    • @raymarchetta7551
      @raymarchetta7551 6 років тому +5

      The only reason your gun did not try to escape was it because it knew you were watching. Just you try leaving your safe open and going to the store and see what's gone when you come back!

    • @Chaos8282
      @Chaos8282 6 років тому +6

      I think heights confuse them, Mr. Walther has yet to climb down from on top of my computer tower. He has been there for weeks.......

    • @OperatorKaz
      @OperatorKaz 6 років тому +5

      >Not letting your guns free roam and feed on dead chechens
      shame on you how are they supposed to grow big and strong!?

  • @DragonJohn
    @DragonJohn 2 роки тому +1

    "do you even lift bra?"
    I'd like to, but I like not being in prison more

  • @nordicturtle2800
    @nordicturtle2800 4 роки тому +1

    I just asked my gun why it doesn't shoot me or anyone else randomly. It told me nothing. Can't tell if it's because it's an inanimate object incapable of making decisions, or if I just gave it the idea and it's contemplating...

  • @macotello6809
    @macotello6809 5 років тому +86

    Incorrect gun owners are born from planting a .45 ACP in the ground and watering it (at least me)

    • @unavailableusername9694
      @unavailableusername9694 5 років тому +3

      And watered with the blood and sweat of John Moses Browning himself!

    • @Tyrin_Wolfinzar
      @Tyrin_Wolfinzar 5 років тому +3

      I am 9mm Parabellum thank you very much.

    • @lordwindshield5872
      @lordwindshield5872 5 років тому +2

      I'm a 45 Colt thank you

    • @TheeTennesseeTunaa
      @TheeTennesseeTunaa 5 років тому +2

      Yesss i have a large plot of land and i am willing to raise your own gun owner on my 1500 acre farm tor you, pick up service up to 400 miles away from my location amd and you dont need a single fee just drop off or get your gun picked up and wait for your new gun owner to arive in the mail 10-50 years larer

    • @tothemaxx1991
      @tothemaxx1991 5 років тому +4

      I must have been a .22LR.

  • @mahobgood30
    @mahobgood30 5 років тому +19

    You're only over compensating when your truck is triple lifted, truck nuts, with thunder pipes.

    • @davidurban3357
      @davidurban3357 5 років тому

      Don't forget the extra dozen fog lights on the roll bar...

    • @wadevenerdi1060
      @wadevenerdi1060 5 років тому

      My wife calls them douche canoes...

    • @simongilchrist3329
      @simongilchrist3329 4 роки тому

      Never quite understood truck nuts. In fairness, my truck only has a 3" lift. Admittedly my dick shrunk that same 3" when I bought the truck. Now I accidentally pee on my balls from time to time.

  • @lordkreigs1978
    @lordkreigs1978 Рік тому +1

    You know it’s odd the two weapons that I had purchased in the early 1980s for patrol as a cop, the M1 carbine semi automatic not fully automatic, and my Smith and Wesson model 5904 with an 18 round magazine are both now illegal in California where I purchased them legally.
    Colorado does not have a problem with either one of them and that’s where I now live.
    I’m glad Lauren Boebert is my congresswoman.

  • @UncleKennysPlace
    @UncleKennysPlace 5 років тому

    I think we had that same shower curtain when I was a kid.

  • @TheKingofSteves
    @TheKingofSteves 6 років тому +24

    Lol. Funny thing is that Freud said that the irrational fear of weapons is a sign of sexual and emotional immaturity.
    Anyway, I’m headed to the range today. Gonna go shoot my new fully semi-automatic ghost gun AR-47 with a bump stock AND binary trigger, a flash hiding muzzle brake, with high capacity magazines and a laser sniper scope.
    Sure hope I don’t end up with PTSD!

    • @denniskarnes8680
      @denniskarnes8680 6 років тому +2

      Ante Omnia Libertatem Fully semi automatic LMAO, I see what you did there.

    • @phillhuddleston9445
      @phillhuddleston9445 6 років тому +2

      What, no glow in the dark assault flashlight?

    • @faithismine128
      @faithismine128 6 років тому

      Ante Omnia Libertatem LMAO!!! "AR-47"

    • @Torcus100
      @Torcus100 6 років тому

      +Ante Omnia Libertatem yea but freud also said us boys wanna fuck our moms. He has said some really crazy untrue shit. I take what he says with a grain of salt.

  • @chrisgast
    @chrisgast 5 років тому +34

    Totally uneducated and gullible people will miss the entire message, sadly.

    • @The328th
      @The328th 5 років тому +2

      I mean... It's really obvious she's being sarcastic.

    • @williamroberts1367
      @williamroberts1367 5 років тому

      They say that the best defense is a good offense, and I intend to start offending right now

  • @georgetulipana8136
    @georgetulipana8136 4 роки тому +1

    Is it wrong that I wanted to murder that unicorn?

  • @johnforrest8042
    @johnforrest8042 5 років тому +5

    pin up poster idea, 51 seconds in "Yea I grabbed myself in a you tube video" "i'm making a point here"

  • @christopherstone76
    @christopherstone76 5 років тому +5

    Absolutely hit the casing off of the ball when you hit it out of the park! As Ronald Reagan said, "The problem with our liberals friends is not that they are ignorant. It is just that they know so much that isn't so."

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 5 років тому +154

    I had to stop watching this video. I saw the picture of the baby and I had to buy a gun. Luckily, my local gun store is open 24/7.

    • @LibertyDoll
      @LibertyDoll  5 років тому +10

      Lmao good one

    • @Om3n2007
      @Om3n2007 5 років тому +1

      Im envious of you Tim, my local australian firearms broker (gunshop) can only open 1000 to 1600 and has had cease and desist orders thrown at it due to a rather pretty billboard they put up on a major intersection in an industrial area with 2 open ranges within 20 minutes travel time.

    • @bucknasty8597
      @bucknasty8597 5 років тому +2

      I hope you renewed your perfectly legal "License to kill" while you were there.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 років тому +2

      Damien- I am so sorry. I don't know why I keep thinking Australia is a free country. Sort of like a combination of Texas and California but with more exciting beaches. .... .Buck-No worries, In my state a "License to Kill" is a lifetime thing. We get it attached to our birth certificate.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 років тому +2

      @@timbuktu8069 Proud Texan here. Mine *IS* my birth certificate

  • @TAZ95C4
    @TAZ95C4 5 років тому +6

    "Seriously liberals, pick one! You cant have it both ways!"
    *liberals*
    "Hold my be.., um, iced cappuccino latte"

  • @gregtag874
    @gregtag874 Рік тому

    You pretty much hit the nail on the head. I recently taught an elderly widowed Jewish grandmother to safely and competently shoot a Glock 19.. I was asked not to let it be known that she "now had a gun." Her family and friends would be upset. I assured her that her private life was private and no one elses business.

  • @My500PoundStory
    @My500PoundStory 6 років тому +351

    You used at least 27 words that Liberals do not know the definition of..... Maybe 28...

    • @jimiprairiefire5482
      @jimiprairiefire5482 6 років тому +1

      My 500 Pound Story what words would those be exactly, because I didn't have any trouble at all following it.

    • @nemo227
      @nemo227 5 років тому +7

      My 500 Pound Story . . . Yep. She DID post a pretty humorous video but the gun ban crowd likely doesn't listen to anything that doesn't fit their agenda.

    • @alanjones4358
      @alanjones4358 5 років тому +10

      Ironically, the word "liberal" is on that list. According to Webster's dictionary, it's essentially a synonym of libertarian, and always has been. How did the authoritarian left trick so many people into calling them the exact opposite of what they are?

    • @chuckkline2970
      @chuckkline2970 5 років тому +9

      I am a conservative. I think many people are confusing the left with liberals though. If you don't know the difference.... I urge you to look it up. The LEFT is the enemy of America. I don't agree with many liberal views but I share some of their values. For example: I believe in Capitalism. I believe in Nationalism.... not Socialism. I think the left is trying to swallow the liberals whole and make them more of a voting base and get all the sheep to think left = liberal. I urge everyone to not be sheep and take the time to learn some facts.

    • @martinparmer
      @martinparmer 5 років тому +2

      Great point, they're LEFTISTs. I have few issues with liberals, they're worst opinion is about big government....

  • @catlubber9464
    @catlubber9464 6 років тому +50

    I think we are also supposed to be angry, hate-filled, and generally unhappy people. So my blissful, healthy, love-filled life (it's true, folks) is just a mirage?

    • @stewpidasso288
      @stewpidasso288 6 років тому +4

      Do you really lube your cat?

    • @catlubber9464
      @catlubber9464 6 років тому

      Stew Pidasso - Nope. Why would you think that?

    • @denniskarnes8680
      @denniskarnes8680 6 років тому +1

      Cat Lubber don't forget Bible thumping racist homophobe. Lol.

    • @catlubber9464
      @catlubber9464 6 років тому

      Dennis Karnes - What do you mean "don't forget Bible thumping racist homophobe"? Not sure what context you are putting that in.

    • @denniskarnes8680
      @denniskarnes8680 6 років тому +1

      Cat Lubber That's what liberals call gun owners.

  • @lachlan_bear2243
    @lachlan_bear2243 5 років тому +1

    Guns are like the kid who said the joke in class louder than the knife (more deaths are from knives)

  • @supersonique001
    @supersonique001 4 роки тому

    When I occasionally visit Earth I always carry my phaser but because Earthlings are deadly I go off 'stun' mode to be sure.

  • @bernardflood8289
    @bernardflood8289 6 років тому +35

    Greetings from Ireland. You forgot to mention the fact that a black gun is evil and that "guns kill people", not "people kill people". Love the video.

    • @moorek1967
      @moorek1967 5 років тому +1

      +Bernard Flood Yes, guns are diverse. The majority is one color, and we are happy about that because you know, black guns matter.

    • @johnbonds2301
      @johnbonds2301 5 років тому +2

      Even though i respect the IRA i use them as one of my arguments as why banning guns wont stop people from getting guns. I mean in Ireland i know its illegal to have pretty much any gun and which also implies that gunshops dont exist there. But the IRA not only get guns all the time they actually even get a hold of rocket launchers and belt fed machine guns. And the IRA is the only militia group that i know where ArmaLites are famously used by them such as the AR18.

    • @WanderOverlanders
      @WanderOverlanders 5 років тому

      Bernard Flood Do black guns only kill white people LOL. I’m surprised the left has not tried to use that one yet.

    • @brookeking8559
      @brookeking8559 5 років тому

      Hmm, some of my guns do have black parts, definitely more than Elizabeth Warren has Indian parts, anyway. But the only color I’ve heard of with a direct association to guns is gun-metal gray.

  • @gtolex86
    @gtolex86 5 років тому +49

    "Guns don't kill people...the G O V E R N M E N T does!"

    • @rogueranger7989
      @rogueranger7989 5 років тому +5

      AMEN!!

    • @voltex12345
      @voltex12345 5 років тому +1

      people, circumstances, accidents, animals & natural catastrophes kill people

    • @awm_one6016
      @awm_one6016 5 років тому

      Dale gribble will never be forgotten

    • @bernardhibbard4075
      @bernardhibbard4075 5 років тому

      Well, Hitlery does, anyway.

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 роки тому

    I was born from a seed
    a 7.62x39 round was fired into a ground, then, just like a plant, it was fed vodka, and in time
    I was born
    however, instead of placenta, I came out covered in Cosmoline

  • @VerumAdPotentia
    @VerumAdPotentia 5 років тому +12

    Speaking as an ex-Police-Soldier, I agree with every point you addressed here, and am clearly a psychotic killing machine that should have been confined for life the moment I got my DD-214, for "the common good".
    "Of The Troops And For The Troops!"

  • @oldironbuilds6295
    @oldironbuilds6295 6 років тому +11

    My friends and family are ranchers by the Mexican border..... Do,don't tell me I don't need guns!!!!

    • @Joeslash110
      @Joeslash110 6 років тому +3

      Noah Durazo you don't need guns.... you need lots of guns.

  • @singJJBplay
    @singJJBplay 6 років тому +17

    I think your guns just need more Vitamin Pb

  • @blankeny
    @blankeny 4 роки тому

    My guns didn't escape their safe last night either, but that maybe because they'd have to break out of the vault the safe resides inside of. Love that 1960 backdrop, it is so Hanna Barbera!!!

  • @brentwelke1460
    @brentwelke1460 4 роки тому

    She proved you can disarm without a gun. After 10 seconds I was laughing so hard I couldn't have aimed anyway.

  • @josefkrakel9136
    @josefkrakel9136 6 років тому +109

    The UK bans guns. That was why the IRA was not armed with "military grade" rifles, machine guns, mortars, anti tank and anti aircraft weapons. Because they were banned. And there were no shootings in Northern Ireland or England. No bombings either. Bans work. In reality, buried IRA weapon caches turn up on a regular basis. *[UPDATE: this comment's sarcasm was a little too subtle for some. The IRA's ability to accumulate a significant arsenal illustrates the futility of gun bans; criminals do not respect the law by definition, bans are laws, etc. Pro-ban people use the UK as an example, e.g. 'British police do not need to carry guns', while ignoring the IRA's bloody campaigns.]*

    • @jaysmith-sq4dy
      @jaysmith-sq4dy 6 років тому +2

      Go watch "the wind that shakes the barley.".

    • @ECP90
      @ECP90 6 років тому +16

      Yea and the UK was already a safe country like most white european countries are.banning guns actually made murder go up. Gun crime down yea but murder up

    • @bradhargis2261
      @bradhargis2261 6 років тому +12

      If you had a city like Chicago in the UK it wouldn't matter. They have the strictest gun laws there and the gang violence always churns out shooting victims. Criminals are criminals, I'm glad to have a weapon to protect myself. Not because I'm afraid. Because I like to be proactive protecting my family. I'd be lost without them. It's not the wild west out here like the media tries to portray, but comparing America and UK gun laws is a fruitless argument. It's two different countries, different citizens, different mindsets, different cultures all together. It's like comparing apple to an orange. Im in Texas by the way, licensed to carry, went through the training/education/multiple background checks and lots and lots of $$ to get it. I conceal carry my trusty 1911. If you're ever in my neck in the woods you can bet your ass if shit went down I'd be in front of you with pistol drawn down on the threat protecting us both. We're all in this together, whether you like that I own a gun or not, criminals are criminals and we should preserve our rights for self defense and preservation. Regardless of feelings that get hurt.

    • @evanator166
      @evanator166 6 років тому +2

      Interestingly despite the Troubles Northern Ireland has not banned handguns, neither has the Isle of Wight if I remember correctly. In the UK proper you can still purchase rifles , shotguns , and antique handguns. I believe most of the weapons used by the IRA, if not locally produced were smuggled in from at various times the U.S., Germany, and Libya.

    • @Elwood128
      @Elwood128 6 років тому +4

      If bans work then why do Mexico and Chicago have the highest gun deaths?

  • @silbyrn
    @silbyrn 6 років тому +4

    One of my favorite phrases is "The Assault Rifle 15 is one of the deadliest and most widespread weapons in human history." Like, no sweaty, it isn't, because it doesn't exist, and if it did, it still isn't, because nukes and knives.

  • @Mr73172
    @Mr73172 4 роки тому +3

    "Do you even lift, Bruh?" Holy crap that cracked me up. Love the vid. Think I am going to hit the range now.

  • @eg7689
    @eg7689 5 років тому

    Something very funny happened to me at the grocery store when I was standing in line waiting to buy groceries. I carry a small handgun in my back pocket and a woman behind me saw the handgun in my pocket. She started screaming, THIS MAN HAS A GUN!!!! Everyone looks at her oddly, until someone said, yeah so what? The grocery store and had to call the police to stop her from screaming that I had a gun on me. She was arrested for creating a disturbance.

  • @bakerbrian41
    @bakerbrian41 6 років тому +15

    Your second amendment right is the only one with conditions and a requirement to subject to a background check that you pay for. Oh, and you must renew your permit and pay for that too. It’s also the only right in MA that you loose if you get a DUI.

    • @TheNajSD
      @TheNajSD 5 років тому

      I live in Montana. Almost as free as it gets. None of that applies.

    • @davidkline4372
      @davidkline4372 5 років тому

      Umm... Pretty sure that if you are convicted of any felony in the US you lose your right to possess a fire arm.... As well as a few others, like the right to vote and such.

    • @TheNajSD
      @TheNajSD 5 років тому

      @@davidkline4372 I think there are more variables in play. While it's splitting hairs in some sense... it's also the case that a felon could own a gun or vote.
      According to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, "Felons whose convictions have been set-aside or expunged, or for which the person has been pardoned or has had civil rights restored" are not considered "convicted" and thus they would not be prohibited from owning a gun.
      Pardoned like the convicted terrorist Bill Clinton pardoned.
      Individuals convicted of a felony are ineligible to vote while incarcerated, on parole, or on probation. Voting rights are automatically restored two years after the completion of all supervised release (except if convicted of treason). Ex-offenders should re-register to vote.
      So just hang low for a while after you're off the hook and presto- voting is back baby!

    • @davidkline4372
      @davidkline4372 5 років тому

      @@TheNajSD no shoot Sherlock. If you're pardoned for your crime than of course you'd have your rights restored. And your point about voting rights is not across the board and depends on which state you live in.

    • @TheNajSD
      @TheNajSD 5 років тому

      @@davidkline4372 Agreed. It is much more dynamic than you initially stated.

  • @allenbackbone
    @allenbackbone 5 років тому +84

    OMG YOU JUST ASSUMED MY POLITICAL ORIENTATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @jacobj1517
      @jacobj1517 5 років тому

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @tothemaxx1991
      @tothemaxx1991 5 років тому

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets 5 років тому +2

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Launches into World of Tanks battle.)

    • @J-Kabar
      @J-Kabar 4 роки тому

      @@jwrockets then gets 29 enemies. (The people on ypur team count unless in a platoon)

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets 4 роки тому

      @@J-Kabar It's not the same without team damage. I had to push a guy into the lake on Lakeville the other day. He kept shooting my StuG B with his derp Hetzer. The battle was won so in he went.

  • @mikesuch9021
    @mikesuch9021 Рік тому +2

    I own a firearm because there's more knife hand feet and fist attacks then there are firearm attacks.

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 4 роки тому +2

    I'm laughing so hard that I am going to have to watch your fine video again, Liberty Doll, to catch what I missed! Please continue your good work.

  • @johnharvey5412
    @johnharvey5412 6 років тому +13

    Am I the only one who paused to look at the degree? Turns out Liberty Doll is her real name after all. ;)

    • @LibertyDoll
      @LibertyDoll  6 років тому +10

      I knew someone would, so I made sure to have Liberty Doll on it haha

  • @rickdacosta9727
    @rickdacosta9727 5 років тому +26

    Had you stopped just before "asexual budding" I would still have coffee in my mug. You can expect a visit for the nespresso crew!

    • @btsnake
      @btsnake 3 роки тому

      The lefties have a point there, having a small penis makes it hard to reproduce any other way

  • @camojoe83
    @camojoe83 5 років тому +2

    "My guns must be sick, or not very smart..."
    I'm dyin ova hea! Fuuuk!

  • @defender1nation929
    @defender1nation929 4 роки тому

    That last one was awesome lol. Don’t forget the one where the 2A only applies to muskets, right?

  • @neemguy81
    @neemguy81 5 років тому +10

    Damn Imma be PISSED if I-1639 in Washington state passes. Hopefully the Supreme Court will overturn it.

    • @perryhenderson9242
      @perryhenderson9242 5 років тому +4

      What did you expect! You are in the state with Seattle; The home of Avocado toast and Starbucks. Only place where anti-fa is tolerated as much as Portland Oregon.

    • @seattlesix9953
      @seattlesix9953 5 років тому +4

      Motion already filed and was probably already drafted when the initiative was submitted. I give it sixty days. This will be a no brainer in the court. Was nice to hear about the town sheriff that publicly stated he will not enforce.

    • @ScandinAsian1
      @ScandinAsian1 5 років тому +1

      @@seattlesix9953 we think it's going to be a no brainer... but then again when applying common sense... sometimes it isn't so common... and I was really hoping to move to the state in a couple of years... maybe not, now. And im a little sad about it.

    • @usptact
      @usptact 5 років тому +1

      Perry Henderson Many sheriffs refuse to enforce the new “laws” from this stupid bill.

  • @omahadre
    @omahadre 6 років тому +3

    Very nice to touch on what gun owners give up, no one talks about the lack of privacy, personal property and autonomy! Thank you

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 3 роки тому

    I wish I were CNC machinist certified/trained so that I could make parts for guns out of solid pieces of metal. As it is at least I can get the 80% lower receiver okay and use the guide kits to cut and drill them to completion, and then get the other parts to put it together. Ammo right now is really hard to get, I need a re-loading press, propellant, slugs/heads, and spent casings...

  • @nou4me
    @nou4me 5 років тому +2

    My gun is the perfect accessory for my new dress.

  • @edwardpfister651
    @edwardpfister651 6 років тому +20

    Awesome vid...! This should be required viewing by every liberal gun expert BEFORE they "pop off" with their anti-gun rant...

    • @jameshaury2716
      @jameshaury2716 6 років тому +1

      They would just ignore it.

    • @richardcarden4161
      @richardcarden4161 6 років тому

      James haury Or maybe too stupid to understand FACTS AND LOGIC.

  • @eddiecaplan1908
    @eddiecaplan1908 5 років тому +8

    Brilliant video!!, as a canadian ,
    I can tell you i am fully prepared, i have my current army issue flintlock musket, with mop bayonet,
    My special forces whalebone cutlass, and no government legislation or media trends are going to take them away from me

  • @tubingforever
    @tubingforever 3 роки тому +2

    So embarrassed I was an anti second amendment progressive for the first 37 years of my life. 38 now and a proud pro second amendment conservative now since about a year.

    • @roysmith3198
      @roysmith3198 3 роки тому

      It will take over 100 years to repair the damage you have created.

  • @martinanderson2996
    @martinanderson2996 5 років тому

    Take the idiot test challenge.
    Your sitting on the couch, in front of you on the coffee table is a loaded gun and a telephone.
    All of a sudden your door slams open and a raging lunatic charges you swinging a machete.
    What do you do? You have only seconds to do something?

  • @George21113
    @George21113 6 років тому +8

    I just love witty, clever sarcasm delivered by a hottie. And I mean that in the most sincere and loving manner.

  • @derrickstreets6159
    @derrickstreets6159 6 років тому +24

    No you forgot one I own a gun because Fast and Furious. I want to see where guns are admired in other countries.

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 6 років тому

      the movies or the gun smuggling one?

    • @derrickstreets6159
      @derrickstreets6159 6 років тому +1

      The gun-running movement by Obama and Eric Holder Fast and Furious.

    • @JediPolock
      @JediPolock 6 років тому

      D-:< yea! I hated that movie

    • @derrickstreets6159
      @derrickstreets6159 6 років тому

      JediPolock Fast & Furious the gun-running scandal with holder under the Obama Administration

    • @JediPolock
      @JediPolock 6 років тому

      I know, Vin Diseil should be in prison D:

  • @daleflannery7667
    @daleflannery7667 4 роки тому +1

    I'm serious America what do we do about these politicians that are breaking the law?

  • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
    @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 роки тому

    "True bravery is urinating in self-defense"
    To be fair, if I was mugging someone and they started furiously pissing on me, I'd run like hell. Clearly they are way more dangerous than my stupid ass.

  • @morbidmg
    @morbidmg 5 років тому +16

    I stumbled across your channel this morning and enjoyed your video. Great job!

  • @albertmcmichael9110
    @albertmcmichael9110 5 років тому +5

    Spot on as usual! W C Fields was asked if he liked children. His response was "Yes, boiled." Great video. BTW, I want to marry you! LOL

  • @scnut76
    @scnut76 5 років тому +2

    0:48 I could watch this all day

    • @Tony-hv8wz
      @Tony-hv8wz 4 роки тому

      I was wondering if I was the only one lol. Very hot and funny

  • @jaydawg116
    @jaydawg116 5 років тому +1

    I pray that one day the woman I marry thinks exactly like her.
    On another note, just got my ccw this week in California! Can’t wait to hug my liberal family members at Christmas and have them figure out what my “bulge” is. Hahahaha

  • @CloverTac
    @CloverTac 6 років тому +58

    Guess you are feeling a little better? Glad to see more content.

    • @Chriskelly19067
      @Chriskelly19067 6 років тому

      Oh my god clover can i discover a new channel to me and just not find you here already for once!

    • @CloverTac
      @CloverTac 6 років тому +1

      Sorry bro but you are here now, Liberty Doll is awesome.

  • @hernandovillamarinbuenaven7476
    @hernandovillamarinbuenaven7476 5 років тому +5

    Amazing!!; Already suscribed!!; As an E.R. M.D., I've seen more in my night shifts here and abroad, something that's all-too-common: The "disarmed" communities suffer the worst: both from their totalitarian, often tyrannical govts and the criminals. Obviously, leftists will NEVER want to consider it. Keep up and God Bless!!

  • @stevenlarrabee3438
    @stevenlarrabee3438 25 днів тому

    I'm a retired police officer. I have never, not once, taken a report from a victim of rape, robbery, beating, stabbing, shooting, home invasion that told me "Boy, I'm glad I didn't have a gun. They might have raped, robbed, stabbed, beat me worse." But I took a lot of reports from victims that told me, "I wish I had had a gun so I could have defended myself."

  • @blackwaterhousecork5182
    @blackwaterhousecork5182 4 роки тому +1

    In 1989 virtually all of My Australian Neighbours Knew that I was a Keeper of Guns, because they frequently saw Me transferring Guns into and out of My Car, whilst it was parked on the Street outside My House.
    In 2019 None of My Neighbours Know that I am a Keeper of Guns, because they Never see Me transferring Guns into and out of My Car, because now those transfers occur in My Rear Garden, behind Closed (& Locked) Gates.
    Today, nothing on My Car or about My Person, says “Gun” or “Gun Culture” or “Hunter” or “Recreational Shooter” and My local Gun Shop instead of being ‘just around the corner, Two Streets Over” is over an Hours Drive from My Home in a Suburb where My Origins are completely Unknown.
    In 1989 I could sit on My Front Verandah and clean My Gun without any possibility of being Denounced to the Police as a Crazy Person.
    Today I’m too frightened to even Hold an Air Rifle in My Hands in the Privacy (and Security) of My Rear Garden for fear of being Denounced to the Australian Authorities as an Armed Terrorist (its already happened to others) and I’m already Aware that One Australian Intelligence Agency considers Me a Greater Threat to Australian National Security Interests, than any Terrorist (Foreign or Domestic) because as a Former Officer of the Australian Department of Defence, I not only know Where the Bodies are Buried, but am also Responsible for placing many of them there.
    Today My Guns are a Secret, equivalent in nature to the Matters of National Security which I held back in 1989, when I was an Officer of the Crown, employed by the Parliament and the Government of the Commonwealth of Australia, attached to the Australian Department of Defence and embedded in the Australian Military as a Special
    Placement Administrative Officer.
    Fortunately for the Peace of Mind of the Australian Snowflakes Who live around and about Me, they don’t know that I have Guns, nor do they know that in 1999 was was taught (as part of My Certificate in Law Enforcement) how to deliberately Shot (Centre of Seen Mass) My fellow Human Beings.

  • @DonnaWhite94
    @DonnaWhite94 5 років тому +16

    Great video. I laughed out loud when you poked your gun. What a hilarious scene.

  • @Richardofearth
    @Richardofearth 6 років тому +19

    Great video! You forgot how gun owners give up their right to free speech( on UA-cam, anyway,) right to due process, the right to face their accuser, probably some other silly things from the constitution. How about a few things about gun owners that are true: we would rather not be a victim of Violence. We do not want to be slaves . We do not want a corrupt government or a government that treats us like children. Maybe some more...Anyway, thanks for the awesome videos.