I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one. I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down. We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped. Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️ The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Matlab proper le li aap ne baleno ki.. Kahi Maruti Suzuki valo ki Legel notice na aa jaye .. but fir bhi aap case easily jeet jaaoge bina Koi Advocate hire kiye . Kyu ki isme Ek joke bhi galat nahi hai 😂😂
My friend was riding RE Classic 500, on a traffic signal a Baleno driver jumped red signal, my friend's bike hitted Baleno at 80kmph, caused baleno to total loss. Rider was using full riding gears had only a fracture. But baleno was total loss and major injuries to passenger.
end ki masti dekh ke btana kaisi laggi ? 😂
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Aap ki video ka hi wait kr rha tha bhaiya 🫶
Haste haste pet dukh gya itni clean comedy or vo bhi flawless
Arey bahaut bhadiya ... baleno owner
@pravitarora bhai kya end kya shuruat poora video hi rocking hai
My Baleno 2017 model in a minor accident with e-riksha declared total loss.
😂😂😂
Orrrrrwweweeeee
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Koi na 4 cylinder engine h na😂
😂😂😅
Baleno ki market down kr dega ye Banda 😂😂
Ultimate 👏👏
It's high time Maruti needs to be mocked, trolled & roasted like this otherwise they will never learn & improve.
Bhai sach hi bolra hai isme galat kya h. 😂😂
Baleno hota sabake pas hai , par batata koi nahi 😂
😅😅
I have never had an experience with any Maruti Suzuki car except for one.
I was driving my friend's Altroz iturbo @80kmph and a cow came across so we had to stop urgently, a stupid Baleno driver was following us dangerously close or rather tailgating us, he bumped into us at around 40-50kmph maybe as both of us were slowing down.
We got down furious as our altroz was 1month old and we wanted compensation for the damage, but when we saw the damage to our car which was just bent bumper(it's basically plastic and you could just bend it back again by little perfectly to normal condition) and a big scratch and nothing else we were absolutely stumped.
Then we saw his Baleno (the latest model) his whole bumper and front went in damage the radiator and the car was crumpled from the front so bad that others who did not see the accident thought that Baleno driver had crashed into something else at high speed, and they thought we had stopped to check if Baleno driver was alright🤦🏻♂️
The Baleno driver was very sophisticated person and accepted his mistake, he later became a friend and we got to know that he sold his Baleno after three months of that accident and purchased a VW Virtus.😅
How can someone deliver so many good jokes on just single topic....
thank you so much ♥️
exactly! too good
@@pravitarorabohot baliya vedio tha bahi. Mada aadya😂
@@siddhantgote9891 💀💀💀💀☠☠
After this standup
Baleno ❌
BaleNO ✅
Hutttt
Itni reels ai dekhna hi padha video
haha that’s the goal
Sach me bhai bhut reel aaye
Main aaya abhi insta se direct flight pakadke youtube land huva hun😂😂
😂😂😂Same here
@@pravitaroragoal nhi bahi tum doal bolo😂
Baleno is heaven when you drive it
Baleno is hell when you dash it
Simple conclusion of baleno.
hahahaha
Baleno is heaven ❌
Baleno is way to heaven ✅
That's because you all don't know how to drive
Me watching this video right after buying Baleno 😂… it’s hilarious
Fronx le leta bhai
😂😂
Flawless set. It's difficult to stick to one particular topic for the entire time that too with unique content. Awesome. Hats off.
thank you so much ♥️
You can like it. You can hate it. But you simply cant ignore it.
Thats Baleno❤ for you.
I once heard someone say “Aasman pe patthar feko to kisi na kisi baleno pe hi girega”.
pather girega toh pichak jayegi bhai
Per month 12k plus sale bruh mzaak thodi hai
Glanza wale khud ko jyada safe na smajhe hai to wo b baleno hi
Baleno ko gaali dekar bhi log apni rozi-roti chala lete hain😂
Paneer kha lete h
My baleno is around 6 years old and is around 1L driven but it is perfectly allright. I own both baleno and endeavour. And ignis too
Congratulations on surviving!
Fantastic. Just a single topic, 13 minutes straight and never got bored for a second
Thank you so much
Punch lines were really goog. Keep it up
thanks a lot ♥️
I own a baleno. I love the baleno. I love your comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
♥️
Ye batana nai tha
@@sultansaleem7101 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jinda hai ya mar gaya bhai 😂
Either love baleno or his jokes becz you can't love both at same time
Bro has personal dusmni with bulleno 😂
Wooo maza aagya bhaiiiiiiii😂😂❤❤
bhai pehli kamai se baleno kharidi......voh bhi second hand 2 month old.....ab papa mera mazak uda rahe hai....(papa ke paas polo gti hai).......😭😭
Polo ya us polo ki t shirt
hahahaha
Polo waali family mein baleno? Galt baat h bhai..
😂😂
He might be border line stuttering but He was amazing...Fabulous confidence.. beutifully delivered jokes 🎉Perfect
That's not stutter lol.
My Baleno literally drove it like 1,30,000 km chardhaam gujrat kedarnath tungnath gangotri yamunotri mussoorie gujrat like for me baleno has been blessing
Yes, I like the driving comfort
@@Holy38 true
Stop driving it, the only place left is yamlok 😅
Driver acha hona chahiye, Still I think you need to upgrade to better cars for your family.
Dekhte vesw mast gaadi h
Reels itne dekhe aur share kiye baleno wale mere dosto ko akhir me fr ye puri video hi bhej di😅😅😅😅
hahaha ek dum sahi kiya, i love baleno
Bhai humare neighbour ne li nayi baleno… and their kid was like humari gaadi toh push start hai … next day 4 people pushing to start.
😂😂😂😂
😅😅
Maruti should seriously think about safety of it’s cars
Hilarious!! I was sad since morning and came across your video. Had a good laugh!! Thank you!
Thank youu ♥️
This video is the reason why Maruti took safety seriously... :D :D
Bhai, Video dekhte hi Baleno bechne jaa raha hoon😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
Mein medical insurance lene gya usne puch kis se ayeo ho mein bola baleno se tu medical insurance dene se mnn kar diya😂😂😂
Excellent writing.......Baleno ne bhai ki career banadi....
Middle class family only option other than alto
Nice non-vulgar comedy! Loved it
thank youuu
Aare yrrr bhai Gjbbb 😂😂😂
Too good 😂❤
Hahahaha crazyyyy majaa aa gaya... u are awesomeee bro
Watching this video in my baleno 😂
Bhaii bohot tight set tha! Going good! 😂❤
thank you so much
Next standup on Swift 🤣
Killing bro killing 😅😅 bahut dino baad itna mast stand up aya hai UA-cam me😂❤
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!
Just A Baleno & He Wrote A Whole Comedy, Good One Bro !
Glad you enjoyed it
Bhai this is called the real comedy 😊 hv a bright future bro 😊❤
I have just booked baleno today... 🎉🎉
Cancel kar de Bhai abhi v, milaga k chakkar mai jindegi kharap mat karna
I have a Baleno - halki si bike se touch hui or abhi tak dent h 3 jagah bilkul halka touch hui thi and 3 lambe lambe dent 😂😂😂
😂
I own baleno rs but i still enjoyed the video😂😂😂
It's so funny brother, it should be trending on UA-cam 👌🏻🤣🤣🤣
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In the end it's enjoyable 4th gear 170kmph😂😂😂😂😂
lucky boy
Ye Banda Baleno ki Production Ban kara kar
he maanega😂😂
bhai baleno bahut badhiya gaadi hai, hamare area me ek gangster tha wo baleno me accident se la la la la la la ho gaya .
lol ..😂
Great , enjoy a lot ❤
Baat toh sahi hai😂😂😂
Gjbb bhai ❤❤
Matlab proper le li aap ne baleno ki.. Kahi Maruti Suzuki valo ki Legel notice na aa jaye .. but fir bhi aap case easily jeet jaaoge bina Koi Advocate hire kiye . Kyu ki isme Ek joke bhi galat nahi hai 😂😂
भाई हंसते हंसते पेट में दर्द होने लग गया Really bata raha Hun 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro's laugh is like my beat up Baleno 1.3 (tatti) diesel engine trying to start on 0.0001 ml diesel💀🤣🤣
I have the 2002 Suzuki baleno and I love it till this day works just as new
Great set
Bahut hi shandar review bhaiii
Bro u need to promote yourself.. u are so underrated..u should try to perform on indias got latent..u will definitely get the recognition u deserve..
Hated by many defeated by none
Baleno ❌
Balino ✅
Terrific😂😂😂
From insta to youtube ❤
It takes courage and confidence to speak in public normally. Let alone do a very good comedy set. Well done 👍
Ayyy, yeh toh bohat funny hoh gaya. 🤣🤣🤣
thank you so much
Your are the best bro😂😂
waah pa ji mauj hi la diye
Wow…gazab facts!!
All the hate to Maruti😂😂
Reels dekh ke Kon aayà hai😂
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Me
Superb 😂
Love your honesty bro. God bless you always.
Haha nice one...btw this is coming from a person who survived a crash in Baleno @ 140kmph.... definitely the car is not that weak that people say
good karma
Ultimate
Zabardast 😂😂
🙂🙂just booked
bhai this was really amazing
My friend was riding RE Classic 500, on a traffic signal a Baleno driver jumped red signal, my friend's bike hitted Baleno at 80kmph, caused baleno to total loss.
Rider was using full riding gears had only a fracture.
But baleno was total loss and major injuries to passenger.
Gr8 set bro, enjoyed it..😅😂
Bhai ye cycle wala mere sath b hua relatable
So good so under rated 😍😍😍😍
thank you so much
Bhai it was a no doubt a great set on a single topic. Loved your comedy ❤
Waah totle 🙌🏻
I don't understand if people don't understand comedy then why are they watching it. By the way such a great writing and delivery🎉🎉🎉
Great set bhaiji 😂 all the best
thanks bhaiji
Cheen tapak dam dam 😂😂
Really 😂
Tata💪
I know a Baleno owner with+2,50,000kms. Yes more than 2Lakh 50 Thousand kms and still doing fine.
good content and delivery bro🎉😂
Mind blowing bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro upload videos frequently maza ata h bro bst comedy
Thank youu ❤️
Accha hua mene i20 le li wrna plan toh baleno lene ka he tha 😅
😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 killed it brooo
Gajab😂😂😂
thank youu
Bhai ne video WagonR pe banai thi.. lekin R na bol pane ki wajah se Baleno kr dia naam...!!😂
brilliant writing 🎉
Chalti phirti Arthi hai Baleno 😅
Old baleno build quilt 100 time better then new one !
Very nice video. 🙌❤