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  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 3 місяці тому +27

    Kramer screaming " Hey buddy, don't say no! " on the collect call. 🤣

  • @mandovid
    @mandovid 4 місяці тому +242

    How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!!

    • @filmjunkie4034
      @filmjunkie4034 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raywhitehead730
      @raywhitehead730 4 місяці тому +4

      Atlanta,: Peachtree street intersects Peachtree street AND Peachtree boulevard And Peachtree Avenue! But that pales in considers to Miami.

    • @Jim_L
      @Jim_L 4 місяці тому +4

      I did find that line pretty darn funny. The way Kramer said it cracked me up. 🤣

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 4 місяці тому +8

      1st and 1st literally exist in NY and find on google maps for an easter egg

    • @ausmozzy
      @ausmozzy 4 місяці тому

      @@chrism3784 That's cool!

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 4 місяці тому +164

    Loved how Kramer goes mushy sounding after taking to Maxwell like he did to Davola when asked if he was still scared of Clowns! 🤣

    • @serloinz
      @serloinz 4 місяці тому +8

      exactly what it made me think of haha

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 4 місяці тому +2

      @@serloinz LOLOL!

    • @raywhitehead730
      @raywhitehead730 4 місяці тому +6

      August 2024. No one in his right mind would visit NYC.

    • @ncapone87
      @ncapone87 4 місяці тому +1

      @@raywhitehead730 who would visit a hick town?

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 4 місяці тому

      @@ncapone87even more true

  • @ironcito1101
    @ironcito1101 4 місяці тому +119

    I got curious, opened Google Maps and found 1st Street and 1st Avenue, New York. There's a landmark called "The Nexus of the Universe" and a place called "Nexus Lounge" at that location 😅

    • @chrism3784
      @chrism3784 4 місяці тому +5

      me to, I found it also, even have a webpage link

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому +11

      By Famous Ray's?

    • @DreamOfDyer
      @DreamOfDyer 3 місяці тому +1

      @@chrism3784 bro said i did it too and i did it better

    • @Maple_Extract
      @Maple_Extract 3 місяці тому +1

      thats so great

    • @Publiclighthouse
      @Publiclighthouse 3 місяці тому +2

      I must visit. I yearn to visit.

  • @ryanyoung9202
    @ryanyoung9202 4 місяці тому +51

    “ DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A MOP RINGER ? “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 4 місяці тому +2

      I wonder if that was a nod to Stanley Spadowski?

    • @OCMike
      @OCMike 3 місяці тому

      @@jetnut89 I was thinking the same thing 🤣

    • @jumano
      @jumano 2 місяці тому

      It's a mop wringer

  • @plinsf
    @plinsf 4 місяці тому +9

    Lost & confused Kramer is hilarious. All the way downtown in the big city 🤣

  • @GreggMikulla
    @GreggMikulla 3 місяці тому +7

    Can we just comment that once Kramer drove through Manhattan when his face was plastered in a Marlboro ad over Times Square? The continuity errors are rather charming. Lol

  • @kissblade8587
    @kissblade8587 4 місяці тому +76

    3:34 Did he just call him "Steinfeld"? lol

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 4 місяці тому +13

      Just like the dream FBI guys.

    • @cze33e
      @cze33e 4 місяці тому +1

      I don't think his name is Maxwell.

    • @CalinFR
      @CalinFR 4 місяці тому +9

      and Jerry agreed, just to keep it simple

    • @Blas4ublasphemy
      @Blas4ublasphemy 3 місяці тому +2

      Kramer thinks it's Jerry Stein-veld and Elaine Benett....

    • @Sarcastic_redbeard34
      @Sarcastic_redbeard34 2 місяці тому +1

      What's the point of this comment when you know you replayed it and found out yourself what he said and you still thought to yourself I'm still gonna post this comment because dur!

  • @shadow776
    @shadow776 4 місяці тому +40

    "hey cmon cmon... i gotta live around here."

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 4 місяці тому +39

    3:15 "I must be at the Nexus of the Universe..."
    "What's going on in there, Kramer?"
    "Human Instrumentality, Jerry!"

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 3 місяці тому +12

    A friend moved to my city. One day I was expecting him to come to my place, and he got lost walking over. He called me and told me he was lost. I asked him if he could see what street he was on. He said no. I asked him what he saw around him. He said, 'Buildings and cars.' Eventually I got some landmarks out of him and was able to walk over to where he was and guide him to my place. 'Buildings and cars.' Gee, thanks. That narrows it down.

  • @brickforge12
    @brickforge12 4 місяці тому +54

    No Jerry, I won’t be like you! I’ll never be like you!!

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 4 місяці тому +98

    Kramer: Jerry, where have you been?
    Jerry: At a rodeo.

    • @Instanence
      @Instanence 3 місяці тому +3

      HAHA YEA THAT WAS IN THE VIDEO! THANKS FOR TYPING IT HERE TOO! HAHA. HAHAHAHA. OH MY GOSH IT'S FUNNIER WHEN YOU TYPE IT! HAHAHAHA

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 4 місяці тому +11

    I didn't realize I'm a needy person was epic lol 😂😂

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 4 місяці тому +15

    They only used that counter like 3 times in 9 seasons! 🤣

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 4 місяці тому +33

    I love in that moment Kramer genuinely believes he's made a Doctor Who-like discovery of the nexus of the universe because he's at 1st and 1st in New York City. 🤣

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 4 місяці тому +18

    The ending is fantastic

    • @ryanyoung9202
      @ryanyoung9202 4 місяці тому +3

      “ DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A MOP RINGER ? “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CalinFR
      @CalinFR 4 місяці тому +1

      yeah, his recruiting it's amazing

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ryanyoung9202WRINGER

  • @icemediapro
    @icemediapro 4 місяці тому +21

    What a genius written episode

  • @shade1121-ce8dc
    @shade1121-ce8dc 4 місяці тому +55

    “Hey can I borrow your suitcases?”
    “Sure, they’re in your closet.”
    “I looked.”
    “Behind my skis and next to my tennis racket.”
    “Thanks buddy.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @filmjunkie4034
    @filmjunkie4034 4 місяці тому +7

    Tower Records 😂😂😂😂

  • @npxmnpxm
    @npxmnpxm 4 місяці тому +14

    Tower Records!

  • @mlsaulnier
    @mlsaulnier 4 місяці тому +50

    I love how Kramer says "Well, bad news boys" when it is just Jerry and Elaine. Elaine is one of the boys

  • @WULDORI
    @WULDORI 4 місяці тому +22

    poor innocent kramer. Seduced into the smutty world of cleaning services….

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 4 місяці тому +15

    This relationship is making me thirsty 😂

  • @effthamatrix
    @effthamatrix 4 місяці тому +6

    Do you know how to use a mop wringer! 😂

  • @bradford_shaun_murray
    @bradford_shaun_murray 4 місяці тому +19

    3:14...the Nexus of the Universe...

  • @wanderleimgnneto2602
    @wanderleimgnneto2602 4 місяці тому +5

    I Love Kramer😊

  • @xtctrader1467
    @xtctrader1467 4 місяці тому +6

    The Nexus of the Universe. I experienced that riding the subways in NYC.

  • @markadams9335
    @markadams9335 4 місяці тому +6

    “Scrub women” 😆

  • @senorromantico7723
    @senorromantico7723 4 місяці тому +24

    3:25
    Reference from "The Last Of the Mohicans"

  • @DonnaMead-wr4fd
    @DonnaMead-wr4fd 4 місяці тому +3

    Best show ever 🤣🤣.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 4 місяці тому +25

    Make that long distance relationship with a woman in a prison and you have George's perfect relationship

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 4 місяці тому +4

    Never....I never be like you 😂

  • @SkiKoala
    @SkiKoala 4 місяці тому +24

    WILHELM: Oh no, you've got to go downtown, George. It's all downtown. Just like the song says.
    GEORGE: The song?
    WILHELM: There's your answer. Downtown.

    • @LB14745
      @LB14745 4 місяці тому +1

      It's amazing that the Joe Biden character is based on Mr. Wilhelm.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 4 місяці тому +10

    I ❤ NY

    • @ForexRevolution
      @ForexRevolution 4 місяці тому +2

      i tellya i don't love NY but i don't hate it either...

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 4 місяці тому +6

    HE'S SLEEPING WITH HIS MAID!!

  • @Rellbronjames9
    @Rellbronjames9 2 місяці тому

    They're behind my skis and my tennis racquet 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vincecool72
    @vincecool72 4 місяці тому +1

    I can’t handle kramer😂 hes just so funny and hilarious i fell to the floor lol

  • @michaelsapoznik5984
    @michaelsapoznik5984 4 місяці тому +6

    The end of this ep has a little Taxi Driver flavor to it. Maxwell = Harvey Keitel.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah. The "NO MATTER WHAT OCCURS, I WILL FIND YOU." is from Last of the Mohicans. I feel like the end where Kramer gets picked up is a movie reference too, but I'm not sure from what movie.

  • @KHoltzie
    @KHoltzie 3 місяці тому +1

    Anybody else notice that when Kramer entered Jerry’s apartment in the beginning he said ‘Well boys” and Elaine not George was sitting with him on the couch???

  • @TJ_Beam
    @TJ_Beam 4 місяці тому +1

    The nexus of the universe 😂😂😂

  • @exterminans
    @exterminans 4 місяці тому +8

    Is there a grain of truth in this? Like is this how people live in big cities? They just stay in their own sector/quarter/district like it's a smaller town and never go to the other sectors?

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 4 місяці тому +7

      In NYC I could see it. It’s built so you really don’t have to go far for anything. In this case they live uptown, you might go to midtown pretty often but downtown is one of those places you go to only if you have to or for a specific purpose

    • @MmCelliste
      @MmCelliste 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes. Same thing happens in London. Once you settle North or South of the river, any suggestion of moving to the Other Side is unthinkable. Even going to the Other Side for dinner feels like a trial.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 місяці тому +3

      In The Cigar Store Indian episode, Elaine expresses a certain amount of shock when she's told she's got to get back to Manhattan from the Costanza home in Queens on the subway. I have never been to NYC, but it must be unique with essentially five different cities close together.

    • @KingKuba1313
      @KingKuba1313 4 місяці тому +1

      Can be for most cities.

  • @habattac
    @habattac 4 місяці тому

    "Well, bad news boys..." to Jerry and Elaine. lol

  • @leonbrass
    @leonbrass 4 місяці тому +1

    "I must be at the nexus of the universe"

  • @roeko10
    @roeko10 Місяць тому

    New York, New York, but was filmed in Los Angeles haha. Anyway, Kramer is THE man

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 4 місяці тому +4

    Jerry sounded like he was sick.

    • @MmCelliste
      @MmCelliste 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes, sounded coldy.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 місяці тому +1

      I believe they had a last minute rewrite to cover for that. "Last time I do a rodeo!"

  • @MattIreland-sq5yz
    @MattIreland-sq5yz 4 місяці тому +2

    oh kramer😍🤩😂

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify 4 місяці тому

    I love how it starts off with Kramer saying bad news boys when its just Jerry and Elaine😂

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 4 місяці тому +12

    Kramer was the best. I wish they had made a spinoff with him

    • @BobSacamano666
      @BobSacamano666 4 місяці тому +6

      They did but it wasn't that good, the Michael Richards show

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 4 місяці тому +4

      Nah.... wouldn't work without Jerry, Elaine, George and the others like Newman etcetera.

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 3 місяці тому +1

    New York is wild. He's 6 miles away and that'd take over 30 minutes by car according to Google. 35 minutes by transit, so it's gotten a bit slower since the 90s.

  • @GoodFoodFriends
    @GoodFoodFriends 3 місяці тому +3

    What is the scream at 4:19 ?

  • @K_Reezee75
    @K_Reezee75 4 місяці тому +1

    I miss home I dont even know how to get there! 😂

  • @NathanMilkie1
    @NathanMilkie1 3 місяці тому

    "At a rodeo." | 🤣🤣🤣

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 4 місяці тому +3

    Ah Oh … you’re a John

  • @kierkegaard54
    @kierkegaard54 4 місяці тому

    "It must be a the nexus of the universe"

  • @joeltucci1916
    @joeltucci1916 4 місяці тому +1

    Where the story of Kramer ends and the story of Stanley Spedowski starts

  • @misterclownface
    @misterclownface 23 дні тому

    Oh they edited out the rest of the counter scene. My favorite part. Newman died? lol

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому +5

    Did you hear about Newman?

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 місяці тому +1

      Newman died?!

    • @Fleig.
      @Fleig. 4 місяці тому +2

      @@12Blueace I didn't even know he was sick...

    • @TheWs235
      @TheWs235 4 місяці тому +1

      Hes not dead

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Fleig. Remember there was really dark comedy in the 90's, there was one episode that Kramer told Newman to kill himself?

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MyKingdomForAK9 It was in the episode when they were sitting at the counter. Elaine tells Jerry that she got a 212 number from an old lady who died and Kramer mishears and thinks they said Newman died.

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 4 місяці тому +2

    Famous Rays??.
    Rays Original??
    Which Ray helps Kramer!?
    🤔🥴

  • @cl759
    @cl759 15 днів тому

    10 minn by subway 👍🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @gluecement
    @gluecement 3 місяці тому

    Different TOWER RECORDS!

  • @mehbroncos
    @mehbroncos 3 місяці тому

    Everybody is in a hurry!

  • @nicholasvarvaris2953
    @nicholasvarvaris2953 3 місяці тому +1

    It’s just original Jerry !?

  • @lori25hu
    @lori25hu 4 місяці тому +1

    After 10 min on the Subway the world changes in Cosmos world 😂

  • @inncogneato6341
    @inncogneato6341 4 місяці тому

    Maybe I haven’t seen all episodes. I don’t recall this one.

  • @DavidWw-wd3iu
    @DavidWw-wd3iu 25 днів тому

    All sealed up inside! No Jerry I'll never be like you!!! Never!! 😂

  • @NTWoo95
    @NTWoo95 4 місяці тому +1

    Can someone explain the area code thing? Why is Kramer’s girlfriend having a certain area code an issue?

  • @bertroost1675
    @bertroost1675 3 місяці тому

    I have that same blanket

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 4 місяці тому +1

    what is he drinking?

  • @wellsborie6897
    @wellsborie6897 3 місяці тому

    Honestly this man is a jobs creator

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 2 місяці тому

    I didn't even get it the first time I saw it. lol

  • @Mikefame3
    @Mikefame3 4 місяці тому +2

    Haven’t been this early in a while

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able 2 місяці тому

    Kramer wasn't this clueless in the earlier seasons

  • @georgeleavitt4487
    @georgeleavitt4487 3 місяці тому +1

    People in nyc actually think like this

  • @Wes36Man
    @Wes36Man 24 дні тому

    Did you hear about Newman? 😢

  • @BobbyMoore2-mp8wb
    @BobbyMoore2-mp8wb 4 місяці тому +3

    😅😅😅😅

  • @linaskranauskas
    @linaskranauskas 4 місяці тому +1

    is this the last episode with Kramer?

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 місяці тому

      No. Apparently, he couldn't use a mop-wringer and was let go. 😊

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 4 місяці тому

    Nice L.L. Bean blanket. At least $200 +...

  • @ShoshanaAbicasis
    @ShoshanaAbicasis Місяць тому

    1st & 1st I’m at the nexus of the universe 😂

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar 4 місяці тому +2

    Funny how Kramer gets child like when scared... And of course manages to get lost in one of the best known grid layouts in the world

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому

      He's at 1st and 1st. He's got 4 choices.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому

      Not funny, kind of odd. His storyline here is dumb.

  • @MobinAziziFakhr
    @MobinAziziFakhr 4 місяці тому

    who's that? 😂😂😂😂

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 4 місяці тому +7

    South Carolina to Switzerland is long distance, nice buffer... 10 mins away by subway is too close for comfort..

  • @J4sse
    @J4sse 3 місяці тому +1

    Kramer fell victim! 😭

  • @LB14745
    @LB14745 4 місяці тому +1

    At the end of the episode Michael Richards goes back to being Stanley Spadowski.

  • @matthewkemmer
    @matthewkemmer 4 місяці тому

    Did Jerry have a cold during this episode??

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 місяці тому

      That's Jerry the non-actor attempting a range of emotion he's unfamiliar with and his voice gets all squeaky.

  • @dangerzone9747
    @dangerzone9747 3 місяці тому +2

    Gen Z straight up told me Seinfeld is trash. It hurt.

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 2 місяці тому

      Its better than The English Patient. 🤢

  • @InfamousLegato
    @InfamousLegato 4 місяці тому +1

    _Hey buddy don't say no_

  • @alex_smallet
    @alex_smallet 4 місяці тому +6

    Back when there was no GPS or Google maps. How did they live?

    • @inncogneato6341
      @inncogneato6341 4 місяці тому +1

      Refidex. Gregory’s. Actually learn your way around.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому +1

      People used to have maps and a brain.

  • @dhooomketu
    @dhooomketu 4 місяці тому +4

    Kramer is an alpha who goes beta in no time in times of crisis 😂😂😂

  • @AntoinetteFanny-l8s
    @AntoinetteFanny-l8s 2 місяці тому

    Taylor Frank Williams Jennifer Gonzalez Shirley

  • @johncole273
    @johncole273 4 місяці тому

    You have a girlfriend

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 4 місяці тому

      Why didn't you use a question mark?❔?❓?

  • @Ye_._
    @Ye_._ 4 місяці тому +2

    This show is nothing without kramer , Seinfeld is boring but kramer make the show

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 місяці тому

      That's the joke. Jerry was surrounded by talented actors, so he wouldn't look so bad since he didn't know how to act.

  • @user-ss3ud7pp7f
    @user-ss3ud7pp7f 2 місяці тому

    The show would’ve been nothing without kramer and elaine.

  • @MetalGod999
    @MetalGod999 4 місяці тому +1

    "You know, Jerry, I never realized this, but I'm a needy person!" Really? It took Kramer 9 years to figure THAT out?!

    • @raywhitehead730
      @raywhitehead730 4 місяці тому +2

      Stating the painfully obvious is a literary comic device going back hundreds of years. Even Shakespeare did it. It can be related to "Vacuous Truth." A friend of mine is is a comedy writer in Hollywood.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому

      Copernicus, *that's the joke.*

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 4 місяці тому +1

    These clips ruined me for full episodes, what a shame

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 4 місяці тому +1

    To be fair Jerry has ruined all of his relationships in over the most petty things.

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 4 місяці тому

      To be fair to who? No one is criticizing that.

    • @Bjontiss
      @Bjontiss 4 місяці тому

      She ate her peas one at a time!

  • @eaniman
    @eaniman 4 місяці тому +3

    One of the most average episodes.

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому +3

      Are you kidding? This is the one where George tries to become "T-Bone".

  • @mattm7798
    @mattm7798 4 місяці тому +16

    Season 9 was getting kinda iffy. Probably a good thing they stopped doing the show

    • @Redfoot138
      @Redfoot138 4 місяці тому

      Probably.
      I wouldn't have minded an abbreviated 13-episode season 10. Maybe they could have tightened up the writing and ended more strongly. There are still plenty of great jokes but the episodes are on the weaker side.

    • @jd0879
      @jd0879 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Redfoot138Nah dude there’s a reason they didn’t do a season 10. They admitted internally they ran out of ideas

    • @ajinkyanarale4528
      @ajinkyanarale4528 4 місяці тому +7

      they left on a high note

    • @WendysFries
      @WendysFries 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@jd0879They ran out of ideas for a show about nothing.

    • @Redfoot138
      @Redfoot138 4 місяці тому

      @@jd0879 Then maybe season 9 should have only been 13 episodes

  • @JD_300
    @JD_300 4 місяці тому +1

    Who else thinks George is gorgeous and pretty?

    • @georgiasmith64
      @georgiasmith64 4 місяці тому +1

      For a marine biologists, I guess

    • @BDUBZ49
      @BDUBZ49 4 місяці тому +1

      No one. Just you and your leopard print.

    • @scarygary-qq1pj
      @scarygary-qq1pj 4 місяці тому

      You're just BE-BOPPIN' & SCATTIN' all over the place‼️

  • @mustlovepretzels
    @mustlovepretzels 4 місяці тому +1

    "You've got a maid".🥨