Wario Ware Touched! - Ashley's Theme
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- Опубліковано 3 вер 2010
- Lyrics:
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient I seek.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again...
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest Ashley!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
And if you say no, you're toast.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am Ashley!
Just remember this when you see her on the street
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
Fun fact: her theme is the only one to not be interrupted during minigames.
If you ever interrupt her theme she gonna hit you
Well they wanted you to remember her name! (Probably because WarioWare Touched was the first game she was in, So they wanted you to remember)
This and the Kelerometer are the only song stages in WarioWare where nothing happens to the song or no sound plays if you fail.
Hey look its omega
The hex effect
I love how uncaring Ashley's voice actor sounds.
"Oh no, not again."
@@andiecohen2743 damn that's fucking evil
Very fitting for the character
Considering how exaggerated the lyrics are i wouldnt be surprised if she wrote the song herself, especially since the more recent 'Penny's Song' is confirmed to be written by Penny herself
"She never plays with dolls and she never combs her hair" Her hair looks combed and she has a doll right THERE! In her hands!
to quote chicken "yeah thats right!"
magic spells to make her hair look clean, and it's a Plushy, geez there's a difference
***** Maybe the spell one is correct but some people call plushies dolls so... yeah...
Cesar Cadabra
well, maybe she doesn't PLAY with it, she just walks around with it
totally a sadistic voodoo thing
"Oh no, not again."
*I* *HAVE* *GRANTED* *KIDS* *TO* *HELL!!*
WISh Oh that’s what she said
*woopsie daisy*
Her microgame used to be my favourite of them all because of how catchy her theme song was and how cute she is. Still love them to this day.
Tbh Ashley’s the best character to this day❤❤❤
I don't really get the negative reactions to the singer for Ashley - I think it fits her personality perfect.
Agree, an energetic and cheerful voice wouldn’t fit her
Tone is even consistent to the voice acting in Warioware gold. She just doesn't give a damn, and I love it.
I absolutely 100% agree, i think her voice is very close to perfection
I think they're talking the Smash Bros. one.
@@Anonymous-oh4xwI think the smash bro’s version sounds too lively for Ashley. That and it sounds too old for somebody who looks no older than 8.
Nothing beats the DS digitized voice.
I used to believe Ashley was "evil" when I for the first time had WarioWare Touched because of the lyrics to her song.
Me too
Well, she does tell Red to kill Orbulon just so she can do some magic. And then she says that she will use Red instead when he fails to kill Orbulon. So... maybe she IS evil.
@@hoorse521 she hasn’t taken the over the world yet. So maybe not?
Wario himself is also technically evil. It all cancels out.
@@Commander-peepersI mean she is de facto still a child .
Probaly there wasn’t an huge time diffrence between all games .
FEELING OLD RIGHT NOW
Everyone's gangsta 'til Ashley's hair turns white.
so real
Lovely theme, favorite in the game, but i can't help but remember the old "granted kids to hell" stuff and how it spooked me when i was a kid.
Lyrics:
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am Ashley!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient I seek.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?
Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again...
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest Ashley!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:
I don't have as many friends as you.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
And if you say no, you're toast.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am Ashley!
Just remember this when you see her on the street
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
THE CRUNCHY DS AUDIO OMG NOSTALGIA
God this theme used to get stuck in my head way too often. or maybe just exactly as often as I needed.
Guess you learned her name
„I don‘t have as many friends as you“
People with no friends: *confused screaming*
Ashley is freakin' cute ❤
Arthur Luna yes
go to jail
She’s a cute waifu. Call the cops on me, see if I care
you might care if big bubba in prison sees you as the *cute waifu*
Arthur The Bootleg Yes, but she proves to be kinda scary at points. Well, scary to a little kids.
fun opinion:in warioware gold her voice changes to a deep depressed person’s voice which should be adequate if you are a slave to something
What the fuck
Who's the girl next door staying an assist trophy? Better learn her name because she's Ashley!
Stolen joke
2Ashley4Me.
The voice is much better in this. However, the song in smash bros is much catchier and more upbeat! :D
TwistedLeaf26 I like the downbeat music more, to be honest. I think it's also really fitting to counter the quick-paced warioware.
Yeah true, but when smashing the faster one works better to me.
TwistedLeaf26 just saying the lyrics don't fit an upbeat song they are too dark for an upbeat song
Yeah both here and on smash are awesome to listen to
NO!
Yes, hello! I was wondering if you could play that song again!
Hmm, which one man?
FireLion200 The one that goes BEEP BOP BEEP
_Star Scat plays_
Uh no man your thinking of
_Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja_
BETA REMIX
A catchy and spooky song paying homage to the horror comedy animated shows of our childhood like Aaahh!!! Real Monsters (Nickelodeon), Nightmare Ned (Disney), Courage the Cowardly Dog (CN), Moville Mysteries (Canada), Invader Zim (Nickelodeon) and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (CN) 💀🎃👻🦇🕸. This song deserves a 10/10.
I love the style of this song.
This song stays REALY scary in 0,5 speed.
If you put at 1.9 speed,it will sound like Sm4sh's version
0:37 HOENN TRUMPETS!
+BriefCasey795 where i don't here
+Shinx7009 in the background. If you listen you can hear it.
YES YOU'RE RIGHT DUDE
I JUST NOTICED THAT.
Sounds like the songs was made with the Banjo-Kazooie soundfont including gen 3 trumpets.
I rate this song 6/66
that's a very low score D:
666 :0
Oh HAHA!
Hah hah hah *CoUhGiNg*
I have granted Kids to hell!!!
wenn you Play it faster
no me digas!
bomba 6
@@MoriWoLP no? When you rewind it
"Good for you..."
- Ashley 2018
SO MUCH MEmories playing this omg *^* ( and singing this song with wrong lyrics omg xD)
엠마999 I wouldn't have any memories with this. I was on the wii with smooth moves and rhythm heaven was my jam on the ds.
MEmories
I love this song!
The first time I heard it was in Smash Bros.
The voice actor of Ashley in the original doesn't sound like she would care about anything ._.
I don't like the remake because it has Disney vibes and if you haven't already heard songs in a Disney movie then this was a total waste of time to tell you this.
I think this song with the lyrics fits better than the brawl version, even though I think I heard that one first. Ashley doesn't sound like she cares with the lyrics "She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?" And I think it fits well. The brawl version sounds Disney-ish like +awsome person said. I like to play this at 1.25x speed compared to 1.0. Just seems too slow.
oh my gosh I thought the same exact thing with the Disney vibes but hey I like both versions.
Nick Strong is it's sad the I thought the that the brawl version was the original
Moses Borras Why is that sad? you just didn't know
I remember I used to play this in 4th grade while eating Dominio's pizza.
same here I was at my friends house spending the night that day.
The new desing is cute but I think I still like this more, idk something on the pointy chin and those curious eyes, she's cuter this way for me tbh😊
We need Ashley in the next Smash
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
그 저주받은 저택에 살고 있는 여자 아이가 누구?
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am ASH-LEY!
내 이름을 알아 두는게 좋을걸 , 왜냐면 애슐리니까!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
그녀는 가장 어두운 주문을 알며 가장 못된 물약을 끓이지
You might be the ingredient I seek.
넌 내가 찾던 재료인 것 같은데.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
그녀의 순진한 태도에 넘어가지 말도록 해.
You should be afraid of the great- Ashley!
두려워 하는 것이 나을 거야! -위대한 애슐리를!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
그녀는 인형을 가지고 놀지 않으며[7] 절대 빗질도 하지 않아
Who has time for girly things like that?
그런 계집애 같은 걸 할 시간이 있을 것 같아?
Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
도룡뇽의 눈알 , 너에게 주문을 걸꺼야.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
할머니의 가발, 이건 널 크게 만들거고.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit
새끼 고양이의 침, 곧 네 바지도 맞지 않을거야.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.
판태론스 자이겐티커스!(마법 주문) 이런 , 또야 ?
She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.
그녀는 세계를 지배할 수 있고 아직 숙제를 하고 있어.
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest─ Ashley!
누구나 알지 내가 바로 굉장한- 애슐리라는 걸!
You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.
조심하지 않으면 그녀가 네게 주문을 걸어 버릴거야.
I turned my teacher into a spoon.
난 선생님을 숟가락으로 변하게 했지.
I'm a slave to my spell book, and that is true.
난 내 주문에 빠져 있지, 그리고 그건 사실이야.
I don't have as many friends as you.
난 너만큼 친구들이 많이 없어.
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends.
하지만 난 네가 멋지다고 생각해, 그리고 우린 아마 친구가 될 수 있을거야.
And if you say no, you're toast.
하지만 네가 거절한다면, 넌 끝이야.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
그 저주받은 저택에 살고 있는 여자 아이가 누구?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am ASH-LEY!
내 이름을 알아 두는게 좋을걸 , 왜냐면 나는 애슐리니까!
Just remember this when you see her on a street.
지나가다 그녀를 혹시 본다면 이것을 기억해.
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.[8]
나는 네가 만난 소녀 중 가장 잔인하다는 것을.
@@SourChicken1856
Umm.. but... that was korean.
와 ㄷㄷ 대단하시네용
번역 감사합니다.
You're not the cruelest girl I've ever met, that honor goes to Mandy (from Billy and Mandy)
Du lourd pendant les mini jeu !
I'm cosplaying Ashley this year ^_^
Which convention? ^^
Songbird AVCon...Anime & Video games Convention In Adelaide, South Australia
Sounds pretty cool :P
I'll visit the Dokomi (an Anime Convention) and Gamescom this year, both in Germany
This song is great but the cherry on top of all this is the kick ass music that accompanies the boss mini game.
You don't comb you hair??? Unless there's a spell for that, there's no way you can keep it looking that good.
She don’t need to comb her hair. She’s like the Fonz.
thank you sakurai
This song straight slaps.
Ashley's adorable
i loved this game as a young lad.
The voice in the background sounds like the one like from pinky and the brain
i think ashley is very cute she's my favorite out of all the character in this game
This was my my song back in the day!
I love this character and song!
My favourite part:
Eye of Newt, I cast a Hex on you
Grandma's wig, this'll make you big
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit
PANTALONES GIGANTICUS!!!
oh no... not again!
I came up with Grand Theft Auto V-themed lyrics that spoof Ashley's song. They talk about Trevor Philips, one of the three playable characters of GTA 5.
Here are the lyrics:
Who's the crazy guy living in the messy trailer?
You'd better learn my name, cause I am--
TRE-VOR! He cooks the strongest meth and he sells the deadliest guns
You might be the next customer I seek
Don't let yourself be fooled by his black market business
You should be afraid of the great--
TRE-VOR! He doesn't take showers and he never wears cologne
Who has time for manly things like that?
Know the route, I make you go on through
Daddy's fig, I drop off a rig
This is it, I'll make you eat shit
I will fuck you for a fucking sack!!
Oh no! Heart attack...
He can rule Blaine Country and make his way for Los Santos
Everyone know I'm the meanest--
TRE-VOR! You better watch your tongue or he'll stomp on your big head
I stomped Johnny Klebitz to his death
I'm an ass to my workers, and yes it's true
But, all of my oldest friends are through
But I think you're nice and maybe I could help you
And if you say "No", you're fucked
Who's the crazy guy living in the messy trailer?
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
TRE-VOR! Just remember this when you see him on the street
I'm the meanest man you'll ever meet
This is absolutely brilliant and an underrated comment.
Better than the other theme!
im playing this game on an emulator rn, the memories this song brought back lmao
Now if only there was a version released with the lyrics uncompressed
WELL DONT I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU
I don't care about the hidden message I still love her and her theme °^°
What even is the message
@@NGHTMRSKA i have granted kids to hell
@@NGHTMRSKAI have granted kids to hell
@@NGHTMRSKAthe hidden message was in warioware touched there is a record player that plays ashley's song
on the touchpad you can spin the record player if you spin it the other way quickly it speeds up and the message says i have granted kids to hell if you listen closely
Ich liebe diese Theme von Ashley.
You better heard my name cause i'm A-Ashley. Das ist echt ein Ohrwurm! ^^
Scary fact if you extremly speed it up she will say “I have granted kids to hell”
i remember as a kid i thought this was the best song ever.
Because it is
My favorite song of all-time
My favorite voice of Ashley I’d from the smash bros and WarioWare smooth moves
If you speed up this song Ashley says: I have granted kids to hell!
She has the best voice actor
Wario touched Ashley where?!!!
"I have granted kids to hell!"
I love this now.
Love it!
I usually don't prefer songs with speed changes over the original, but this sounds much better at 1.25
1:10 at 2 speed sounds like
im a pokemon
who can smoke the weed and still win the nobel peace prize?
I love messing with the video speed settings, it's like playing her levels and suddenly "Speed up!"
Loving her since 2005!
Thanks Pence. I'll keep that in mind.
Good vibes from the past
oh no not again
play the song sped up there is a fun easter egg
I had pitch shift everytime i heard this and without pitch shift it sounds deeper.
Danke IBlali :D Ich liebe dieses Lied xD
i granted kids in hell - ashley 2015
if you sped this up fast then you could hear a part that says " i have granted kids to hell " thats a creepy coincidence but wasnt meant from nintendo
i love ashley
Bruh i used to play this game all the time and Ashley was my favorite character cause im like that
10/10
4 STARS
is Ashley played by an actual kid in this?
Spenser Graham ya
Luv it
I HAVE GRANTED KIDS TO HELL
Still a banger
Hold up... if she never combs her hair. HOW IS IT ALWAYS SO PERFECT?!?!?! Also she doesn't play with dolls huh? THEN T
WHAT THE HECK IS IN HER HANDS HUH? OH A DEAD BUNNY? NICE TRY. YOUR NOT SLICK
Probably logic?
@@thatprettymagicalfan4803 maybe lol
thats a plush not doll, she uses magic to make her hair clean
@@ghostlyflowers6722 could be
the dolls Ashley really doesn't play with are actually princesses and Barbie dolls. the one she's holding is her plushie. dolls and plushies are different.
"oh no not again" my favorite part
Nintendo tossed a wad of cash in front of the first 3 people that they saw, and told them to sing a song.
I wanna hear this in a slightly higher pitch. this is oddly upbeat for a song about a witch.
Das ist mein neues Lieblingslied :D
the original japanese version of the lyrics:
Everyone in the world’s favorite person
That person is…
Ashley!
Everyone will turn to take a look,
Naturally, it’s Ashley!
The one admired by everyone in the world,
That person is…
Ashley!
Lady Ashley’s magic is supreme!
There’s gonna be a party tonight!
NAWA BUNA NUU A spell to make you laugh!
JIO IRA UN What kind of spell is this?
IO DI EMU I can’t remember this one!
Ah! No! So boring!*
Everyone in the world’s favorite person
That person is…
Ashley!
Lady Ashley’s magic is supreme!
Nothing scares me!
The night sky is like a vast sea with many stars,
I am always alone
I want to be on good terms with everyone…
What should I do?
Everyone in the world’s favorite person
That person is…
Ashley!
Lady Ashley’s magic is supreme!
There’s gonna be a party tonight!
irgendwie ein ohrwurm
I liked it so much this theme song when I was liitle.
What happened?
Someone make a petition for Ashley to come to the next Smash !
Awesome 8D
Who has time for girly things like that? 💁♀
We love you,Ashley!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
(if yu don't turn me into a spoon)
Best 10/10
I just love this song, since its my name
This is still way better than agathas introduction
ich liebe das lied irgendwie voll :D :D