@@yeetuspatronus1050 As I read the comment, I chuckled and began joking to myself "It has a little something-" as I opened the replies only for you to finish my joke. Thank you.
Honestly, farming simulator is for people who wish they could farm, I suppose someone could have a passion for railroad construction but can't get into the field?
Lol as a RR employee the people who would play this are what we call "foamers" which are people who love everything about the RR and cant get enough of it, sadly theirs also some employees like this as well.
100%. Foamers would love this game. But the fact that Charlie didn't sit around for a few hours waiting on 3 trains to pass prior to getting the track for maintenance makes this highly unrealistic.
@@Gerald-of-Riviera I'm actually not on the track maintenance side i'm an engineer/conductor I drive the trains from a to b and what Mike said is also true it goes both ways though. somtimes if the rail breaks we have to wait hours for the track guys to come out and fix it. RR is a hurry up and wait game.
@@suffer8318 I guess Im a foamer then, but yours is the position Ive been wanting since I was younger.. Ive wanted that kind of job my whole life, but Im not really sure how to start..
Charlie, I'd like you to know that just an hour ago, The russian slapping championship was on Latvian news Edit: and now everything in Latvia is canceled because of corona :(
I also live near the railroad museum. I used to love that place as a kid because you could just sprint through these 70+ year old trains like you're Indiana Jones and no one could really stop you.
"the last thing they want is to go home and play their jobs" I'm a truck driver and a guy I used to team drive with would spend his off time playing American truck simulator.
Is the Corona Virus similar to Influenza? I’d treat it by staying home for a week under a blanket, humidifier, and a good week of video games and videos. No need to go stock crazy fighting grandmas and hoarding gasoline in your garage.
Game developers got confused and posted these games in stream thinking they'll get 15 dollars and that's it, they didn't know they set the game itself to cost 15 dollars
I have a friend that is into simulator games. Like train simulator or flight simulator. Its impressive, not only how much he enjoys them but also the fact that he has learnt the entire checklist prcedure of an airbus. Its really beyond me. I'l go play death stranding now.
I just got an ad for a game called "All 5 Classics" and I recommend everybody down here to check it out right now, since it was truly glorious and fit this channel well.
I'm a 3rd year IT student and making games is really difficult. Even that zombie game can take weeks depending how many assets/pre-made code the developer used
he uses 60hz to hold back his inhumanely moisty gamer skills, otherwise he would just top the scoreboards on every game he plays and ruins it for everyone else
Also your my #1 (😜youtuber😜) only person i can stomach all the way to the end of your vids thats for being real and respectable. Keep it up and i will just for u 😝
Fieryacid Head to the video Undertale 2 from over a year ago and feel free to check as many videos in between as you want. (I do it on one of the 2 daily videos)
Hey penguinz0, thanks for playing our game! We are still working on fine tuning the game and are happy for any feedback we can get. But it looks like you just try to present it as far more boring than it really is. We are working on a new project and would be happy to send you a copy when the beta phase starts. Please email us at moistcr1tikal@twitch.tv and we'll get in touch with you.
I mean everyone has to start somewhere charlie, you could argue that releasing them to the public isn't necessary. but making shitty games eventually leads to making good games. although I do love me some shitty games.
This is the perfect game. After 6 hours of constant hardwork building railroads the only thing I would like to do is come home and play the railroad construction simulator to pass my time. 10/10 would recommend again
Only cr1tikal has a wallpaper of himself
Have you heard of Funhaus? Literally had fan photoshopped porn as their background
I have a wallpaper of my two hot girlfriends Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga
@@AxxLAfriku you ok there bud? u choking?
@@unanimated7084 no I also have gagagagaggaga gagaggaga gagagagag
@@metazoo4407 I should do that
"Let's make a game that only some famous UA-camr would play."
-Their exact words when developing this
Charlie you had a Swords and Sandels AD for me. You're goin places!
Same lmao
Same wtf
Fuck yeah
yes same as all the others have said and i am not unique in any way even though i wish i was. (i made an attempt to maker something dumb)
Same, I had no idea why that was a thing.
Might've been the video
*IGN rates this 10 out of 10, would use the railroad again*
STOP STOP STOP !!!
I AM BETTER THEN HOWTOBASIC !!!
U KNOW THAT
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS k
It really makes you feel like a railroad
@@trickybread2007 man fuck you i was gonna say that
@@yeetuspatronus1050 As I read the comment, I chuckled and began joking to myself "It has a little something-" as I opened the replies only for you to finish my joke. Thank you.
2:25 He's giving spoilers about a future meme
how did you
He have been saying that for years
“Nobody is going to play a video game of their job” Who do you think plays farming simulator, Charlie?
The same people who play Farmville...?
Honestly, farming simulator is for people who wish they could farm, I suppose someone could have a passion for railroad construction but can't get into the field?
Stardew Valley
germans play those kind of games
Germans
I really love how Charlie is just a regular person. I was just watching you modify the lightning mcqueen car
The main cause of warps in all of reality no its the yandere dev guy
@The main cause of warps in all of reality might be mocking him even more by putting his real name here js
@The main cause of warps in all of reality yandere simulator? With the yandere girl and her 'senpai'?
Did you think he was an alien?
C O N S U M E T H E
C U M
C H A L I C E
Lol as a RR employee the people who would play this are what we call "foamers" which are people who love everything about the RR and cant get enough of it, sadly theirs also some employees like this as well.
Based of the video how shitty of a game is this compared to your work
100%. Foamers would love this game. But the fact that Charlie didn't sit around for a few hours waiting on 3 trains to pass prior to getting the track for maintenance makes this highly unrealistic.
@@Gerald-of-Riviera I'm actually not on the track maintenance side i'm an engineer/conductor I drive the trains from a to b and what Mike said is also true it goes both ways though. somtimes if the rail breaks we have to wait hours for the track guys to come out and fix it. RR is a hurry up and wait game.
@@suffer8318 I guess Im a foamer then, but yours is the position Ive been wanting since I was younger..
Ive wanted that kind of job my whole life, but Im not really sure how to start..
Suffer I’m a conductor and I approve this msg
“it’s gonna fit like a glove”
RrRrrRrrrrRrRrRrrRrrrrRrrRrrrRr
A really shit glove
I wish my pc could run steam in less than 45 minutes
Haha loser i only take half an hour
@MasterRamen219 hahaha mine takes 15minutes
@@XavierJones-z3d loool mine takes 10 😎 nerds
All of you suck because mine takes more than a day to load 😎😎
@Mialisus LOL
Charlie, I'd like you to know that just an hour ago, The russian slapping championship was on Latvian news
Edit: and now everything in Latvia is canceled because of corona :(
Who won? Did dumpling regain his crown? I need to know
Do we learn who dumpling's daddy really is?( The guy who beat him)
The edit was adding the apostrophe to dumpling's
@@takwallcomplete1260 ok
same here in Slovenia :D
They're gonna get Coronavirus with all that slapping.
2:25 foreshadowing
How
I heard “Your grandpa got abducted by the Railroad Museum?”
can't train for that to happen
@@alibyte cant *train* ?
@@alibyte lul fuck you
inducted into the railroad museum*
I hope he got his life back on track
The best part about railroad construction simulator is it really makes you feel like a blue collar worker
-10/10 IGN
Other UA-camr: Wears their own merch
Charlie: Makes a screenshot from his own music video his desktop background
Great observation skills, there! Gold star :)
Charlie is the type of guy to sit his parents down and tell them they're gay.
Mr. E Charlie = JK Rowling confirmed???
I also live near the railroad museum. I used to love that place as a kid because you could just sprint through these 70+ year old trains like you're Indiana Jones and no one could really stop you.
Me: mom Can we get Moistcr1tikal woo baby reaction
Mom: we have Moistcr1tikal woo baby reaction at home
Woo baby reaction at home 2:26
Some say this game is what actually makes our roads.
Others live in reality
Impossible with modern technology
Why did you comment three times
Toxic Shroom
I was bored.
ok
"Local man plays game from pornhub ad"
I am the god from germany, dont sub to me :(((
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS fuck off
“Who is the audience? Oh wait.. those are cows.. I might be the audience”
"cows", critical I'm not gonna cap those are mountain goats
Maybe they're clones of Cow man
You’re my favorite, the funniest, and the most iconic person I follow; thank you.
Like everything, his jokes get much less funny over time. But enjoy it as much as you can while it lasts.
@@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Not watching every video works for me.
"the last thing they want is to go home and play their jobs"
I'm a truck driver and a guy I used to team drive with would spend his off time playing American truck simulator.
Thank you for making me laugh after a hard nights work stocking the shelves during this Coronavirus crisis....... you're doing your part man......
Ugh... that would be a good way to release stress for me, stocking my pantry. I abhor waiting in line at the supermarket, though.
Is the Corona Virus similar to Influenza? I’d treat it by staying home for a week under a blanket, humidifier, and a good week of video games and videos. No need to go stock crazy fighting grandmas and hoarding gasoline in your garage.
@@spacedog2535 yeah people are making the situation worse by stocking
Game developers got confused and posted these games in stream thinking they'll get 15 dollars and that's it, they didn't know they set the game itself to cost 15 dollars
"I got to wonder, who the f* play these games"
You Charlie, you.
I swear Charlie makes boring games look so fun . Wish I had a brother like him lol
"They don't wanna come home and play their job"
Me coming home from the zoo and playing zoo planet: can't relate
To be fair that's more entertaining than just sitting there and tightening like 100 screws on railway
Sid Meier's Railroads ia still a timeless classic
3:16 "It's gonna fit like a glove."
To be fair, it did fit about as well as a glove, assuming it was OJ Simpson's hand
I have a friend that is into simulator games. Like train simulator or flight simulator. Its impressive, not only how much he enjoys them but also the fact that he has learnt the entire checklist prcedure of an airbus. Its really beyond me. I'l go play death stranding now.
"When it's all said and done atleast it's better than Anthem", damn.
I just got an ad for a game called "All 5 Classics" and I recommend everybody down here to check it out right now, since it was truly glorious and fit this channel well.
I'm a 3rd year IT student and making games is really difficult. Even that zombie game can take weeks depending how many assets/pre-made code the developer used
it also depends if you are using a game engine or starting from scratch
2:27 "WOOOOOOOO YEEEAAAH BABY"
the sequel
he says hooo yeah baby this is what ive been waiting for
Just a got a swords and sandals ad and ive never been so proud to watch an ad till the end
"It's gonna fit like a glove"
*LOUD GRINDING NOISES*
Dude, you *screwed* the balls
outta that train track.. Great job!
The twist at the end of _Railway Construction Simulator_ is that you’re constructing the railway to Auschwitz.
Top bad it never happened
2:25 the prototype before it has been perfected
Ah yes. The world renowned “Railroad Simulator” game.
Heh
This game must’ve taken *years* to make.
Not really, this would be easy to make. Maybe a month max
@@ran4082 woosh
@@ran4082 r/woooosh
Ran Are you dumb? The coding in this game and the thought provoking story must’ve taken a decade at minimum.
Ran Boomer alert
When did the guy from the hunger games get a youtube channel?
God that brought back memories. I used to build and maintain track for a living
Steam is like a fun magnet. There is no many games to choose from so it’s loads of fun. You will probably decide to play these games in row line
I have like 50 games in my library I haven't even touched yet because Gmod and games like that are so addicting
my friend is a railroad worker who got laid off. I just steam gifted him this. I think he will like it. Thanks for the vid!
4:00 FRAME RATE *60* *_HZ_*
and?
hes jus vibin
he uses 60hz to hold back his inhumanely moisty gamer skills, otherwise he would just top the scoreboards on every game he plays and ruins it for everyone else
@@PetrukStarker m-moist....
@@huzefa69 wdym "and?" frame rates are not measured in HZ's
Just got a swords and sandels ad on this vid. Finally, youtube knows what I *really* want.
Same here lol
Same here lol
omg Same here *lol*
@@memeculture3506 that's me in the cormer
1:58 laughs in farmer
I dont even know how I found this channel but I keep coming back
A sword and sandals AD?
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Me on my way to my railroad job listening to Charlie: poggers
Day 21 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight
@UCvS4KZ5VyQ093i2MCWuHFDA you must have missed the Lego star wars comments 2 years back then
lol
Did you get one? Still waiting on mine
Also your my #1 (😜youtuber😜) only person i can stomach all the way to the end of your vids thats for being real and respectable. Keep it up and i will just for u 😝
Robot Wars is from software's new passion project.
When you want black ops zombies and you only have 3 dollars
Beautiful wallpaper
Genesis Osuna agree on the wallpaper though.
Holy shit man this was the last thing I expected.
I used to work on the railways haha.
What a horrible feeling.
“When it’s all said and done it’s better then anthem” you can say that about any game ever created
Charlie playing the latest and greatest.
Wait Charlie doesn't even refund these games? What a legend
Well the way I see it they're giving him content. He's doing the right thing
Caveman plays construction simulator
that moment when you are early and want to comment something wise but your brain runs out of fuel...
Not wise, but it's a solid mood
Penguin you never fail to make me laugh
Why does "Corporated Robots Wars" sound suspiciously like an EA game?
I got a ad for a swords and sandals collection on steam on this video. Charlie’s brought it back
Start: *Nope*
Settings: *start game*
*You Lose!*
That first one can serve as a brief look at what you would expect of a job like that.
I would be proud of making that game because I have no hands
So when you fist someone is it called stumping or nubbing or something else?
How do you jerk it? Is it like trying to start a fire?
Do you type with your toes or do you have a really big keyboard?
@@takwallcomplete1260 Likely a speech to text function. Modern technology is wack.
@@deffonotdio6751 clubbing because I'm not very accurate :(
Imagine being a developer and see that critical left you a negative review. I’d be heartbroken
The most fun you can have on stream that isn’t firing a gun*
But the last one
@@coel3572 that isn't firing a gun in real life**
@@Evilnicko ah, okay, I understand now
I just got a swords and sandals ad for it now being on steam. That’s beautiful
Nice
congratulations, you are the first comment
@@volsorg3254 thats crazy
'The Railroad Museum" is a real thing in PA, i've been there probably atleast 10 times and i think i even had a field trip there.
Dude you know there are hundreds of thousands of railroad museums around world right? The one in PA is called the railroad museum of pennsyvania
Cr1tikal: Plays shitty steam games for the sake of shitty steam games
Cr1tikal: Suprised at shitty game design
Just because hes playing random steam games doesnt mean he cant criticize them???
@@permanentlydreaming Simp
The best part is the jokes he makes that are often geared towards sexual things
@@eastly2009 no u
@@bandawin18 sex joke make weewee tingle, hah hah in belly
Good to see that Swords and Sandals advertisement.
Why does his nose look so large at 0:12
Railroad Construction Simulator makes you feel like your Batman
“It’s at least better than anthem”
Some retired old guys is who play this just to remember the good old days.
Day 483 of asking Charlie to do a moist meter on LEGO Star Wars the complete saga
Pretty sure it hasn't been that long
Fieryacid
Head to the video Undertale 2 from over a year ago and feel free to check as many videos in between as you want. (I do it on one of the 2 daily videos)
This was exhilarating to watch
Hey penguinz0, thanks for playing our game! We are still working on fine tuning the game and are happy for any feedback we can get.
But it looks like you just try to present it as far more boring than it really is.
We are working on a new project and would be happy to send you a copy when the beta phase starts.
Please email us at moistcr1tikal@twitch.tv and we'll get in touch with you.
which game
I love charlie😂, literally makes any boring ass game funny to watch
why is jesus on here and why is he constructing railroads
The only time I’ll ever be able to say this: railroad construction was more entertaining than the other games he played.
I mean everyone has to start somewhere charlie, you could argue that releasing them to the public isn't necessary. but making shitty games eventually leads to making good games. although I do love me some shitty games.
Yep the dude who made Dead Space started his career with a Barbie game. Let that sink in folks.
Holy shit you had me crying in laughter playing that railroad game.
Charlie please look at Hentai Nazi and the whole hentai series I’m in the speedrunning community
I got a SWORDS AND SANDALS AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO!
Railroad construction worker: "Where we heading?"
*Auschwitz*
we spend more time complimenting video game programmers who did it than encouraging those who are trying
This is the perfect game. After 6 hours of constant hardwork building railroads the only thing I would like to do is come home and play the railroad construction simulator to pass my time. 10/10 would recommend again
Charles always picks the best steam games.
I had so much fun viewing this content as usual
Bro you did it again, congrats on trending
A swords and sandals ad on this video? Count me in
Dude this is #21 on trending for gaming!