everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went... it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
nah, more like one of those chairs that are like softish kinda it's like mostly wood but the seat is really soft but that's the only soft thing on it so it's not comfortable very much
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me. Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them. this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
@@hmac9597i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
you know he does good, when with a rock, some water, scissors and a comb, he gets in you in that state where everything gives you tingles... hell the airplane at the end gave me tingles.
Golf commentator narration: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS. Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along. Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time. And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush. Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry. Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work. Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR. Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
Glad to see rock and scissors getting along okay
Jo ken po, i win
This is way too underrated
You know everything is peaceful when paper isn't around
@@ath477 LMAOOO
made my day man haha
rock went from 🪨 to 🗿 real quick
This is a top tier comment. 😂👌🏼
Noice bro 😂
Super comment.
✨🗿
Humbled indeed
I sat and watched all 20 minutes of a rock getting its hair cut. This is my life.
Can we be friends?
everything i've ever done, ever said, ever thought, ever went...
it all led me to this moment. watching a man give a haircut to a rock. this is my life.
And then me saying hi to you
and then me replying
and then me reading this
and then me hating on you all and being racist online
And then i get put on a government watch list
so nice seeing Dwayne be so calm during this haircut.
For real
"I don't think Dwayne has hair to cut bro!"
@@Cazammaftha shi was so unfunny
Shoutou to his barber must not be easy cutting his hair
@@CazammafThat's how he went bald
imagine getting up in the mornng, getting a nice hot coffee and look outside the window for some sunlight, then you see a dude giving a rock a new cut.
Yeah man 😂 i think the same thing 😅
You’d probably also see the camera and figure it was a weird new internet trend
LOLL
😂😂😂
😰💀
Never thought a human being could get jealous of a rock and yet here i am
😂😂😂
That hit me so hard
@@giantbeanrider6677 hit you like a rock?
nah, more like one of those chairs that are like softish kinda it's like mostly wood but the seat is really soft but that's the only soft thing on it so it's not comfortable very much
You can tell how much he really enjoyed this. Such a handsome young rock!
“Cassandra the neighbors at it again”
“What’s he doing this time?”
…..
“He’s putting shaving cream on a rock…”
😂😂😂
LMAO Cassandra so random 😂
Hahaha You Made My Day😂😂
"dear god"
Alf is Shaving lol
I must say your roleplays are getting boulder and boulder these days.
booo
@@CazammafJust let him rock on, man, I thought his pun was solid, don't soil this for him
Omg💀💀
This is bound to the rock the boat ifykwim
😂😂😂
This rock should be in a museum.
I'm sure no other rock in history has received so much attention.
😂😂😂
well all those idols made of rocks though 😂
Dwayne second place with this one🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ever heard of Pygmalion?
Nah you forgot about when people had pet rocks
If you told me 10 years ago I’d be watching a person give the rock a haircut I wouldn’t have believed you
same. People are weird sometimes
If I told you yesterday that you'd be watching a person give the rock a haircut you wouldn't have believed me.
Just goes on to say how impulsive the internet had made us
i like The Rock, hes good man
If you had told me 10 years ago that I’d be watching this, I probably would have wanted to see it then. I clicked this because I just had to see what it entailed and would have done the same 10 years ago
@@Harsh-xk9lyif you told me 5 years ago that I would be watching rock asmr, I would’ve probably believed you
Imagine a billion years from now someone finds this rock, they will never have guessed it had a haircut
Yeah his hair would have grown by then
Poor rock might be balding by then
that is so relateable i alwasys find a rock that will never have guessed it had a haircut
God would have come by then
@@BiggestMessiFan12334 ??
This is not the ASMR we wanted, this is the ASMR we needed
pov: Dwayne getting ready for his movie scenes
This rock been on earth for countless years just chillin I bet he never thought he would be UA-cam famous
This comment.
i don’t think he ever thought he would get a haircut either
@@teehee5700 i bet he never thought
@@krotailen8025bruh😂😂😂
Before🪨/after🗿🍷
I haven't taken my pet rock to a groomer before cause everyone just laughs at me. I'm glad there's people out there who truly appreciate a good rock touch up.
600th like :)
@@anubis_atg605 lmao
@@anubis_atg620th like :(
715th
832th
Rock before haircut: 🪨
Rock after haurcut: 🗿
I must thank the youtube algorithm for bringing me this extraordinary content!
No one has ever been that gentle to the rock before
Sad ending :(
The End ☠️
Womp womp
That's honestly the most original ASMR i've ever seen
@Elpolohermanosfr
@Elpolohermanos Yah that joke will never be funny.
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmarok
@@WitchKing-Of-AngmarMove along kiddo.
@@farhatamnan3736 How does that make me a kid?
The rock is rockin after the haircut...
The tingles always come from random and original ideas like these
ASMR is an excuse for people to do whatever and I love it
fR
Asmr committing tax fraud is the best one yet
Fr
And to be honest, that's exactly it.
It's not about _what_ you're doing. It's about _how_. Haphazard, or controlled? Calm, or chaotic?
@@bluejay3748Tax evasion asmr is more relatable but I guess that’s just me
I was not expecting to sit down for 20 minutes to watch a rock get a hair cut but I have no regrets
Same, it’s 6 am right now, I’ve been awake for the last 3 hours. Have work in 1 hour and…. I’m watching this rock get a haircut 😂
@@Erica937.Rock is balder then ever
no regerts
Same here at 1AM almost 2AM lol
I kinda feel bad for that blade lol
this bro is really a expert in his job, not 1 tool, two tools at same time, insane
His neighbors: Honey look! He's shaving the Rock again!
Perfect no headphone sounds, fell asleep to this one.
Mission accomplished, thanks Mike!
Legend respecting legend
And I'm here too
What exactly is no headphone sounds?
Ah so this rock is getting elegant for his medical check with Dr Andrew Michaels. Now everything makes sense 🤔
It was worth it. That stone immediately looks 2000 years younger!
🤣
Whoever’s reading this remember God loves you very much!!!! Jesus is King and was crucified, buried, and rose so we can be saved and you can accept Him today🙏❤️💯
😂😂
@@Kaleb_Scamen 🙏🏻
@@Kaleb_Sc Jit did not have to bring up god. Like let mfs have their own religion/beleifs (Ik i spelled that wrong)
I actually feel sleepy after watching this so far. I will be using it to help my horrible out of proportion sleep schedule.
The best client still as a rock
why are weird / obscure ASMRs actually better then regular asmr
well most popular asmr channels are women (nothing wrong with that) but ASMR doesn't really seem to be the main point for them.
this is just straight up, as is rock asmr. nothing sexual or distracting. 100% effort and tingles
@@abogmus8904i don’t know what kind of asmr you’re watching but i rarely find sexual asmr content with girls. occasionally i will but honestly even those are pretty relaxing. there are also a lot of girl asmrists who’ve had a lot of creative ideas. gibi asmr, angelica, asmr planet are some examples
@@abogmus8904the algorithm is telling on you rn, i rarely see sexual asmr shit. but if you click on that kind of stuff you’re gonna see it all the time
@@abogmus8904
Do you understand that you’re saying all women ASMR channels solely do sexual content? What the actual fuck dude
right!
Words cant describe how badly i want rocks to be living entities who're just chill as hell, completely indifferent to being broken shattered or moved around, just vibing for countless years soaking in all that life has to offer, almost like an endless hibernation, the most relaxing experience you could imagine y'know and this one just randomly got a haircut during his endless journey and is real chuffed about it
woah thats such a cool thought.. now i want that too !!
@@bleepbloop311i am rock
🗿
Boy do I have a religion for you (Shinto)
Isn’t that just a turtle?
7 year old me playing with fake scissors in recess
돌을 면도 한다니 신박한 방법이다. 하지만 소리는 너무 좋다.
This is the most relaxed looking rock I’ve ever seen. He’s loving his haircut.
UK, right? Usually rocks have a look of half relaxed, have ready to end it all
he's really feeling it
who says it's a he??
@@hmac9597i dont imagine that any rocks have sex or gender, but at the same time i dont think it minds what its referred to, people will call anything "he"
@@hmac9597who says it’s an it? 🤨
Such a handsome little guy can’t wait to see him grow into a boulder.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, that's technically impossible. the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. Rocks are typically formed through the process of lithification, which involves the compaction and cementation of sediment over long periods of time. This process occurs under specific conditions such as pressure, temperature, and the presence of minerals a small rock, by definition, lacks the necessary mass and composition to undergo this process and transform into a boulder. The size of a rock is determined by its initial formation and subsequent erosion, weathering, or transportation. While rocks can undergo changes in size due to these processes, they do not grow in the same way living organisms do moreover, the growth of a rock into a boulder would require the addition of significant amounts of sediment or minerals over time. Without these essential components, a small rock cannot accumulate the necessary mass and volume to become a boulder. The laws of physics dictate that the growth of a rock is limited to the processes of erosion, weathering, and transportation, which can cause rocks to break down or change in shape, but not increase in size In conclusion, the growth of a small rock into a boulder is impossible due to the laws of physics and the natural processes involved in rock formation. rocks do not possess the ability to grow like living organisms, and their size is determined by factors such as initial formation, erosion, and weathering.
@@FBI-iq4kp It was just a joke 😭
@@FBI-iq4kp fr
@@FBI-iq4kpwhat's wrong with you
An electrifying cut thats so good,you'd look like the final boss
that rock holding back tears 💀
I bet his fiance is so used to his weirdness that when he says he is going to give a rock a shave and a haircut she's like "yeah okay whatever" and goes about her day.
She's his wife now
The guy is probably happier than most of us here in the comments
@@maverickmyu7968damn right
@@maverickmyu7968that’s a hectic thing to say man💀
@@ilovenanami4569
its true though 😂😆😄😅😀🥹🥺😢😭
It’s not just a rock…it’s a boulder ❤
Period❣️🙏🏻
Quote was the other way around btw
@@Jeff-lo4udright it doesn’t make sense 😭
“It’s not just a boulder it’s a rock!!”-Spongebob Squarepants quote ❤😂
"Its not just a boulder, It's Iraq!" - Spongebob
I've been watching this video every once in a while for 9 months and i still dunno what the rocks haircut looks like cuz i can't stay awake for more than 10 minutes !
If I didn't decide to get ready for bed early, I wouldn't have seen a guy give a rock a haircut
I really love the idea of someone just seeing a random rock and thinking to themselves "That rock needs a haircut"
Despite how dull that knife may be from all that scraping, i won't deny: that rock is looking *sharper* than ever 🥁
There was no razor in the handle but i dont doubt that the metal part of the handle is very scraped up after that
I love the sound it makes when you stir the foam rapidly.
Bro was just rocking there
Somehow, this is one of the best "haircut" videos out there despite there being no hair involved. Great stuff dude.
Yeah I agree great sounds
fellow connoisseurs
6:28 wrong.
@@Blargo245LOL
The rock after this haircut: 🗿
The absolute giga chad
S s ère w
Your lawn is really nice. If i were able to have something similar like yours i would’ve spent my days sleeping on those comfy grass under the tree 😌
you know he does good, when with a rock, some water, scissors and a comb, he gets in you in that state where everything gives you tingles... hell the airplane at the end gave me tingles.
that rock will forever be grateful for the care it received on this day
Golf commentator narration:
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting round of ASMR with WS.
Here we see WS begin to fill the bowl with, not 1 or 2, but 12-16 pumps of shaving gel foam. A bold move indeed; let’s see if this will pay off further along.
Now, WS has decided to go with the putt brush, an unorthodox move, one we haven’t seen in a long time.
And now the mixing begins. To the untrained eye it may seem that he is simply making a mess, but what the inexperienced viewer does not see is the method by which WS incorporates the foam onto the brush.
Notice the movements of the wrist, the grip on the brush, and the intensity of the strokes as he incorporates all of the foam. Pure poetry.
Next he begins to cover the rock with the foam. First some light brushes and strokes, as though he were a painter feeling and visualizing the stunning artwork hidden in the canvas. At last the rock is covered and he can begin his work.
Notice the blade, how it transforms an otherwise rugged texture down to a smooth surface. This is true ASMR.
Now that the blade has served its purpose, we now move on the scissors and various water treatments, that will, without a doubt, give this plain rock, a much needed makeover.
Thanks
This was entertaining
Soft claps 👏🏽
Channels like Atmosphere put in so much effort with costumes and props and yet I’m just as invested watching this guy man handle this rock on his porch.
Listening to this while watching felt like im getting a new haircut
I remember getting my pet rock groomed as a kid. This video makes me sedimental
Good one 😅😂
This pun rocks.
Sedementary sedentary
so is this. @@A_Random_Nazuna_Fan
how *stoned* were you when typing this?
You gotta give the man props this is the most original asmr you can find
go check go chech ASMR tiny if you like original ASMR
Another pretty original creator is Angelica, one time she literally helped a smurf give birth....
"Made In France ASMR" It's the most original thing I've ever seen.
@@V4lENzzz.💀
quite hard to find a simple asmr when the top results always rp asmr
Nahh this is actually making me feel sleepy I rarely get that sensation
Never thought of falling asleep from a dude giving a haircut to a rock
Never thought listening to a rock get a haircut would make a really good asmr video, this rocks
pun intended on "this rocks"
ba dum tsss
@@kokobeanuwhen you translate your comment into english it becomes “ssssssssssss”
Imagine going outside and seeing your neighbor just randomly give a rock a haircut 😂
And, you just read my mind. If i was that neighbor, i would probably wonder if this dude was okay.
Next level landscaping
I fell half asleep like halfway through the video and half woke up at 8:02 thinking he was actually cutting someone's hair 😂😂😂😂😂
Without a doubt, the rock loves his new style
Personally I prefer rocks with a 5 o’clock shadow and longer hair, but you did a great grooming job with this one 😂. Plus great tingles!
😂😂😂
but girls think haircut a rock is borin n nerdy n such a joke tho
After 4 billion years, that rock finally had its first and presumably last haircut. 🗿
hey man, you never know; that rock could very well stick around in the house/yard to come back for another cut in the future
Wow he so chiseled and those luscious locks!
I'm a geologist and happy to see people started to be nice to rocks. They matter.
I’m sick in bed breathing through one nostril watching a rock get treated better than anyone has treated me in the last 10 years. Life’s crazy man
I just wanted to say, keep going and get well soon!
This comment section is so wholesome ISTG
Man your life must have not been rocking hard lol. Those years definitely made you stone cold through it all. But when an opportunity arrives, make sure to hit two stones with one pebble and carve your way out of that crevice. You can't let that boulder weigh you on your shoulders forever.
@@Dios_of_Autumn-1999 I almost choked on the water I was slipping when reading this comment.
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock I suppose you had a good time. Next time, make sure to let those thoughts sink in first before you drown lmao.
One day this guy woke up and had an idea to film an ASMR of cutting rock’s hair…
We gotta protect him at all cost.
I bet that rock slept through out the session, so peaceful🤗
so this is how mr Dwyane gets a haircut
Rock: duuuude my cut is insane shout out to my barber dawg 🗿
Exactly!😂😂
"Are you winning, son?"
*_I'm watching someone shave a rock's nonexistent beard_*
Now we know what's like when The Rock gets his haircut 💪🗿
this seriously what the past 14 years, 11 months and god knows how many days of my existence has led up to?
Scissors beat rock for once, noice!
W comment
@@realta.reborn W reply
@@BunnyDudette.overall W
Nope. There was another time when hanma yuujiro's scissors beat the crap outta Baki's rock
@@josephalbert2180 Shhh, I haven’t watched the anime yet, no spoilers. 😮💨
What started as a joke ended up way tinglier than I expected. Great job! I think rock haircuts might be one of my favourite genres of asmr now 😂
That haircut makes him look like a Rock Star
I swear, this rock gets treated better than I do.
As I was watching this video, I thought of all the moments that led me to watch a rock getting a haircut at 2am. All my successes, failures, and forgotten dreams from long ago, to be combined to lead me to this point in time. And was it worth it? Was this some gift? Curse? Is this what God intended for man to do? At first, these thoughts pressed on me, and I could not make a distinct answer. But as the snips and scrapes and clicks filled my ears with music, I realized that yes. This was the height of human civilization. Just 50 years ago, humans did not know the power of such a video. They didn't even realize such a power could exist. They could not crave something that was so above their heads, so foreign to them. But ladies and gentlemen, we are in the future. Our technology has granted us this blessing that not even the mighty emperors before us could ever hear or think to hear. We have become so far advanced that most of us have access to such pleasures in our lives. And to that, my friends, I say we must celebrate. Celebrate cinema. Celebrate the extraordinary. Celebrate ASMR. Raise your glasses at 2am to the video of a rock getting a haircut.
So touching ❤️😢
Better writing than my English teacher 💔😔
Dude... i was just thinking the same... xD you described what was in my mind on point😂❤🎉
This sounds like something you'd see in a jeaney collects video
Bro its 4 in the morning here and i gotta do a driving test in like 6 hours, but instead im watching the rock get a haircut 💀
My man said it would be an ASMR and he delivered. Truly, a man of his word.
хоть Скале Джонсону и 51 год, но выглядит он на 30 лет моложе.. И новая прическа на нем смотрится потрясающе!
Is it me or does his client look a little stoned?
Comedy
It’s you buddy
It is super relaxing! Thank you so much for making the video!!❤
What a refined gentlerock!
That rock bouta pull so many geodes fr
Imagine if his neighbors went:
"Uhm, John, looks like he's at it again..."
Brought tears into my eyes
That's not a "rock" that's "THE ROCK" 🗿🗣️🔊
I clicked on this as a joke why am I getting tingles 💀
same😂
Same 😂😂😂
Ahhh the ASMR community. Where we'll watch and listen to anything as long as it gives us our tingle fix😊
Alex eubanks?
Amazing character development right there.
Not me up at 2 am eating cheese in bed while watching some guy give a rock a hair cut
You must have the most well groomed and spa’d up rocks, lawn, and trees 😂
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a guy with a camera set up giving a garden rock a haircut, I would just give him a thumbs up and keep walking
This really calms my mind, bro, thank you for the ASMR you made 😁👍🏻
This is what humanity likes to watch, rocks getting a haircut
I love this so much but also watching the blades on the rock and thinking about them being dulled down so much kills me when I work with knives all the time 😂
i was thinking the same lol
the professionalism, the craftsmanship... i hope that rock gave a good tip for your service