ever since the TMG ep, i haven’t gone a day without an emergency intercom ep or 5. it has done irreparable damage; i’ve been essentially lobotomized but i’m slaying boots and house 😸
this is the second time enya has stopped and made those faces at the camera while drew is talking and it’s scaring me like she has another personality popping out for a second 😭😭
Can we just appreciate how confident Drew is? If I looked like that I wouldn’t show my face but the way he obviously doesn’t care what people think about him is genuinely inspiring!
the way i saw a tiktok a couple days ago about the first neurolink patient that had like a million views and the search at the top was “drew phillips” hahahaha
my second day as an intern I printed a 500 page document by accident (it was supposed to be a different one that was only 3 pages) and was standing at the printer for like 15 minutes bruh
If this ever happens to anyone again there's a good chance pulling the power cable will work for you without negative consequences and if anyone see's you'll look really smart and pragmatic ✨
i hope the neurolink makes drew straight
they said it can help w disabilities so maybe?
Wdym he already is? I’m confused…
😭😭😭this comment thread is fucking hilarious
he is healing dont u see the clothes hes wearing this episode? Normal people clothing...
yall hes not gay he’s married to his cousin it’s incest not homosexuality. it’s a different thing.
When Drews in a costume you know it’s gonna be a good one
it's real
Drew’s chair is crusting off 😭 It has molded to his body.
😭😭
it’s melting from his very very very low Ph sweat
It’s molding around the neuralink 😢 it’s a hyper intelligent foam chair now
drew look like a crash test dummy
LMFAOOOOO
😭😭
LMAOOOO
OH MY GOD😭😭
CRUUYYYNNNNGGG
Drew got that Brazilian Brain Lift 🧠
Underrated comment 😭
This is fucking hilarious 😭
B B hell
the big thing coming was drew being the first person with neuralink
big thing 😋
i know another big thing i could show u
and boy is it coming!
@@oneqi_I spread my lips so fast 😂❤
@@bombgirl666THE EMOJISSS😭😭😭
The fact that the little person on the wall started glowing the episode Drew got his Neuralink💀
This is killing me omg
help i literally can’t stop fuck1ng laughing 😭😭😭
drew looking directly into the camera always feels like he’s feasting on my soul for a moment
i love it when they repeat a story actually this is my grandparents literally telling me the same story multiple times
I thought drew went off the rails, went bald and chopped his ear off like van gogh
Drew got a nuratwink actually
LMAOO
watching this in public and having to pause every 2 minutes to stop myself from crying laughing
listening to this podcast headphones in while in public is so fucking funny bc you’re just giggling to yourself like a fuckin freak
i love going to mcdonalds and chowing down on a buy one get one free deal for two mcdoubles and watching emergency intercom
They stare at me but i dgaf
so real,,,
@@shejustlikestofightoh hell nah not a genocide supporter
drew thought they gave him the neurolink but they really gave him a lobotomy
drew’s face when ky starts talking about the intruder 😭😭😭😭
“Wheeled in there on a wheelchair, did all that whole shit…acted blind” - Drew Phillips, Patient 0 of the Neuralink 3:23-3:26
drew is finally able to smell colors and see gravity and solve equations our tiny brains haven’t even made up yet. so happy for him😁
Enya having a crush on drew was like Mercedes having a crush on Kurt
I listened to this while working and pictured Drew in a full body mummy suit. Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.
IT MUST BE SO TOUGH BEING DREW. HE VOLUNTEERED TO BE THE TRIBUTE 💔😔🙏 fly high my king 🕊️
ever since the TMG ep, i haven’t gone a day without an emergency intercom ep or 5. it has done irreparable damage; i’ve been essentially lobotomized but i’m slaying boots and house 😸
how sad that must be you’re probably losing brain cells 10x faster now
Slaying boots in the house
U just discovered micro-dosing!! From now on you're gonna watch at least one everyday forever, I'm going into the 4th time repeating all of them :)!!
um
@@joaomarques7371me asf
Ky listing Ditto by New Jeans in his media was so jarring
oh wait by jarring you meant lit as hell right?
i was looking for this
Very. I just never would have pinned him as a bunny@@gracewin127
I cant stop thinking about someone saying Drew looks like a crash test dummy LMAO
this is the second time enya has stopped and made those faces at the camera while drew is talking and it’s scaring me like she has another personality popping out for a second 😭😭
Enya thinks everything is a small claim. One thing about Enya is she’s gonna take you to small claims court no matter the crime
11:45 was laughing with my eyes closed and they literally disappeared
when enya said drew’s scary beard i thought she was talking about herself
This is GOOD
😯
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I’m afraid I don’t get this :|
@@floores me neither 😅
being in josiah’s live pre-nash and witnessing everything unfold neurologically lengthened my life expectancy.
7:57 thank you ever so kindly for inserting this gem 🙏🏽
eating pizza to this stoned.. so happy drew got his neurolink!
DUDE!!! YOUR MOM KNOWS UR HIGH SHES COMING INTO UR ROOM IN 30 SECONDS
every single bit of behaviour drew has exhibited since this podcast began finally makes so much sense
drew's resume after this episode:
-actress
-singer
-dancer
The pause in between Drew’s clapping cheeks nearly sent me into cardiac arrest
Ky asking “I’m not the only one?” has me weeeak he’s so babygirl
this is probably one of the best episodes of the podcast
this one is so lore induced this is exactly what the world needed
I love when enya gets overstimulated and starts being mean
right on time thats what i like to see
Hell yea
I’m only 3 minutes into the episode and I’m dying laughing 😭😭
drew looks like an ancient soldier
currently rotting in bed at 3pm with blackout curtains listening to this. feeling sooo drew
Drew's chair has never looked so bad ❤️
i love when they show us horrifically sad videos as a fun anecdote
at first i thought drew got Dr.Kim’d
byeee
what the hell happened to the chair LMAOOO
Didn’t they take it to the live show so everyone there could get a slice 🍰
@@HoundsBaneSLICE? 😭
@@aFloridaRealtor Si
i screen recorded all of the jason nash x josiah collab and i watch it before bed sometimes its my favorite video
Drew in the neuralink bandage is sooo attractive
he’s gonna add this comment to his collection of compliments
drews stance at 34:17 reminds me of a spider trapped in a glass on a piece of paper ☹️
I could genuinely watch this podcast for the rest of my life like I want to see you guys get old and continue this podcast
The guy experiencing being grateful and trying to articulate it is so real
Can we just appreciate how confident Drew is? If I looked like that I wouldn’t show my face but the way he obviously doesn’t care what people think about him is genuinely inspiring!
deleted social media a while ago and this podcast is the only thing i use for news
Literally me😭
I got a Jason Nash ad in the middle of video, than after it ended drew spoke about Jason Nash.. im freaked out!
16 y/o Cult Leader Drew Phillips undergoes Elon Musk’s Neuralink procedure to combat his Grindr (church app) addiction.
My leader 💕
Thank you guys. I’m going to rehab tomorrow and this is making me happy and distracting the anxiety💓
are you in rehab rn
@@alsipsy I just got home Saturday!!!
idk if it’s the neurolink, but drew is sitting in a way that has never been seen before on earth
You guys are the only thing that make me feel joy anymore
Drew : Veneers, Hair transplant, Boob Job, Glued on beard, neuralink brain chip etc…
enya: just there
he's literally living his childhood attention fantasies
did neurolink give drew straight voice
drew looks like an escaped alcatraz prisoner
It feels so nice to be caught up on these podcasts I feel so productive-pilled and on-time-cel 😮
enya’s aura is so orange idk how drew missed that
girl that‘s just a shelf behind her
@@yoyoeka2094 lmaooo no istg in her insta stories
Ky being a fully grown man listing “ditto by nj” on his media is actually insane
Bruh when drew said diva cup n side eyed at 11:31 💀💀💀
I love when they move around during the pod like yesss
drew looks like Walter white
26:32 those mics are directional and sensitive! Drew really thunder clapping them cheeks with a sonic boom for it to be picking that sound up 😍
oh that's not-
smoking a bowl and frying my brain with this time
😊
i love it when drew cosplays
I just discovered that they aren’t just hilarious sober but drunk this podcast has me pissing on the walls
The hair sticking out of Drew’s wrapped head 😭
every time i hear drew say “ok so i saw a tiktok” dread fills my body
ky saying ditto by new jeans for his media changed my life.
ditto by new jeans being in ky’s media of the week is top tier! we love a man w taste
drew’s stinky farts wore down the chair
24:20 Drew is so scary LMAO
enya really is the safest person i know
THE VIDEO OF DREW ON THE CEMENT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TIME
THE ZOOM IN ON HIM AND HIS EYES ARE WIDE OPEN OMGG
the open eyes is CRAZYYYY
Drew looked like Jim Morrison with that beard
ky's media being Ditto by New Jeans is so real
11:46 Ive been looking for this for so long 😭😭😭
FUCKING CRYING AT THE VIDEO OF DREW ASLEEP ON THE GROUND
the most peaceful ad played before the intro
Enya acting like that bartender at around 32:40 is the best acting I've seen from anyone ever, I was terrified
finally an episode on time good job ky!
the way i saw a tiktok a couple days ago about the first neurolink patient that had like a million views and the search at the top was “drew phillips” hahahaha
the way i was waiting for this episode all week after the neurolink news came out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my second day as an intern I printed a 500 page document by accident (it was supposed to be a different one that was only 3 pages) and was standing at the printer for like 15 minutes bruh
This is so real and so relatable 😭😭😭😭😭plz being new is so embarrassing
If this ever happens to anyone again there's a good chance pulling the power cable will work for you without negative consequences and if anyone see's you'll look really smart and pragmatic ✨
Ky liking new jeans added 10+ years to my life
too bad he has less than 10 left 😊
@@inyene2129 LMDAO
this is one of the best episodes
i still haven’t recovered from josiah liking my video about him on jason nash’s live
drew immediately forgetting about drew’s brain floss is the funniest thing ever actually
I’m so proud of enya for giving the Beatles a second chance, I just knew she’d get the vibe eventually 🙈🙈
now when i look at enya's hair i only see her doll, so pretty
Drew is giving Ex Machina (2014)
LMFAOOO
the skin i live in
Drew’s face change when ky said his aura was gay 😭😭😭😭
so happy for you drew , now you can finally be on grindr 24/7 🙏
It’s hard to believe 2013-2015 Drew is the same 2021-2024 Drew
Nah enyas green aura was just the stench of her tunabox busting through the seams
56:34 who’s going to be the new spokesperson for Ladies Against The Beatles?
Darnie darko really got me