Rise of Skywalker is (hilariously) Bad

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  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews  5 років тому +1590

    [Spoilers]
    Someone pointed out that my interpretation of the scene in TLJ isnt quite right, and that it wasnt meant to say that Ben Solo was gone and beyond reach, but that Kylo just couldnt be redeemed exactly the way Anakin was. I think some part of me did want Ben back, for him to get back to the good side, but I felt that his redemption needed to have more weight since we saw him committing such heinous crimes constantly with every chance to stop. I would compare it to how IDW handled Megatron's redemption in their comics, an admittance of guilt alongside the will to be better.
    I would have liked something like that was a lot more than just "ahhh I'm vaguely good again, gonna die so I cant go to jaaaaiiiilllll"

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake 5 років тому +10

      I do get that, but at the very least he did give his life to bring back the person who actually saved the day. Would have been kind of sucky to just dander off with his life after all that.

    • @aidandudley8746
      @aidandudley8746 5 років тому +65

      Quentin reviews why aren’t you making 12 hour reviews of this movie because we’re “objectively right” your suppose to hate people who liked it and harass the actors and make an hour video on why this line in the movie makes the movie worse. You see we’re the true fans because my favorite youtubers said so
      I FUCKED MY BODY PILLOW OF MARK HAMIL

    • @BloodWired
      @BloodWired 5 років тому +37

      No, I agree. It's literally the easiest solution, because any genuine attempts at a proper redemption would be too complicated to resolve in 10 minutes. Also it allows them to pair Rey with Ben for a few seconds while still allowing the potential to ship with Finn. Really contrived.

    • @mai_komagata
      @mai_komagata 5 років тому +29

      As someone who feels very differently about the inevitability of ben solo's redemption I still agree it is very badly handled. Adam driver definitely sells it acting wise, but what they really should have done is taken all the materials from comics and books that show how fucked up and manipulated by Snoke (or haha secretly palpatine) and show that this character is a stand-in for an abused child not for a war criminal -- maybe by showing a marked contrast between him and the FO generals. And I'm ok with him having a life in exile or something as punishment too. I don't think this precludes him ending up with Rey (also FYI story group has confirmed Palpatine is NOT related to Anakin in any way), it's just not an easy or immediate journey. If that had been the focus of the story instead of all the other hilarious quests and reveals it would have made a politically and socially interesting movie on the nature of redemption/rehabilitation, that redemption != death, and that people can change after being abused. But yeah, other than some cool ben solo character acting moments, there is nothing redeeming about this movie.

    • @whatok3273
      @whatok3273 5 років тому +1

      I liked IDW Megatron a lot, although I think his turn was a bit sudden, I liked that he did actively try to be better.

  • @allyk2049
    @allyk2049 5 років тому +2473

    Finn wins the award for being both the most interesting character conceptually but also being the most underused and mistreated character of the trilogy. Kill me.

    • @HannibalHanslaughter
      @HannibalHanslaughter 5 років тому +13

      +

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 5 років тому +205

      He should’ve been the main character

    • @lionheart7762
      @lionheart7762 5 років тому +59

      Finn is literally one of the worst characters. All he does is scream people's names, explode things, and go "hell yeah!" when said things explode.

    • @allyk2049
      @allyk2049 5 років тому +111

      @@lionheart7762 Go away

    • @HannibalHanslaughter
      @HannibalHanslaughter 5 років тому +118

      I really liked him screaming Rey, it was the only moment with a tiny sense of love and passion and urgency in this soulless movie. John Boyega did a good job.

  • @markojuly
    @markojuly 5 років тому +3014

    Rey’s final line would’ve been better if she said “I’m just Rey.” Instead of “Rey Skywalker.” She would finally define herself as her own person considering she’s been struggling with her identity the entire movie

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 років тому +302

      No it should have ended with rey saying "I'm Rey, Rey Sheev Solo." And then "I'm Han Solo" is the credits music.

    • @RobGradyVO
      @RobGradyVO 5 років тому +16

      this I agree with and I enjoyed the movie overall

    • @Endar0
      @Endar0 5 років тому +10

      That's not a bad idea.

    • @TestAcct46
      @TestAcct46 5 років тому +187

      On a more serious note it could have ended with her admitting she's Rey Palpatine, and shes determined to take that name back and change what it means. Instead they chose the safest, and lamest option.

    • @markojuly
      @markojuly 5 років тому +38

      TestAcct46 that’s good too! just SOMETHING original. they relied way too much on the past

  • @Muffinmurdurer
    @Muffinmurdurer 5 років тому +2579

    "I'm Rey"
    'Rey who?"
    Rey turns to look at Leia and Luke, standing there. Feeling reassured by their assistance and companionship, she finally knows her true family.
    "ReyRey Abrams"

  • @jonathanmaullon60
    @jonathanmaullon60 5 років тому +1473

    "What's your name?"
    "Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    "Don't have one"
    "Rey...solo"

    • @meatyochremorabeza
      @meatyochremorabeza 5 років тому +36

      And her last name in the Colin Trevorrow script? Solano.

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 4 роки тому +23

      I have a feeling that in the original version of solo that scene was supposed to be played off for laughs because it’s so ridiculous, but when Ron Howard got his awful geriatric hands on it he decided to make it sentimental.

  • @JessicaRainey970
    @JessicaRainey970 4 роки тому +940

    Who are you?
    "...I'm orange."
    Orange who?
    *looks off into the distance, and sees the headless Force ghost of Jar Jar Binks holding several bananas, and smiles*
    "...Orange you glad I didn't say banana."

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like Americans can only understand this joke because of their over pronunciation of the letter 'r'.

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed 4 роки тому +8

      @@wyattpeek429 I wasn't aware sith lords had force ghosts

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 3 роки тому +6

      @@wyattpeek429 There's really good evidence that jar jar was originally intended to be a secret Sith lord and the titular "phantom menace." If you look up the theory, the video evidence is, 1, how high jar jar can jump from a still position. Just as high as jedi and sith can.
      2, How jar jar can "stumble" into a dangerous situation and still stay safe, no matter how clumsy he is, even during the war. He survives so easily because he utilizes the force. Like, he ducks out of the line of fire without even seeing that he's about to be shot. Also notice how he's impossibly clumsy during the entire 1st movie but then he never acts clumsy again (during the 2nd & 3rd movies.)
      3, There's a famous clip of Lucas behind the scenes saying "Jar jar's the *key* to all this, if we get Jar jar working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies." This theory posits that Lucas was setting up a big reveal at the end of the 2nd film, just like empire, even though the Vader being Luke's father twist wasn't set up until empire was in production.
      4, The smoking gun imo to this theory is during a scene in the 1st prequel when padame is talking to quigon, and she's protesting against the group doing something on tatooine. As she says something like "well I don't agree" you can see jar jar's lips mouthing the exact same words. He's pulling a mind trick on her! This isn't just an actor accidentally mouthing a line along with another actor either. Since Jar jar is completely cgi, the artists that worked on that scene had to purposely make his mouth move along with those words. I think he was originally intended to have been instructed by palpatine to make sure the jedi don't find anakin so that the sith can take him for themselves.
      More evidence exists like the obvious sabotage by Jar jar when he "accidentally drops" a wrench into an engine of Anakin's podracer. Also, jar jar is very close by when Sebulba breaks off a piece of anakin's podracer. Jar jar is flailing about and could easily be pulling off a covert mind trick to make Sebulba sabotage the podracer.
      I think jar jar was originally planned to be a "lovable" goofball, so that during the 2nd movie, a big reveal would happen towards the end that jar jar was a sith lord who was pulling the strings and using a goofball exterior to throw people off the scent. He would basically replace the role of count dooku. Also, notice how Jar jar gives near complete power to palpatine in space Congress. That probably would be the same, too.
      Tl;dr: Anyway, if you look this theory up, there's a substantial amount of evidence to support the Darth Jar Jar theory.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +4

      @@LilyoftheLake14 I have absolutely no stake in Star Wars, I have never seen any of it, and I love hearing people talk about jar jar theory

  • @samanthastoker7084
    @samanthastoker7084 5 років тому +2694

    I'm still upset after Kylo revived Rey that Rey didn't revive Kylo then die, then Kylo revives Rey again and then dies again, and so on. Would've been a perfect stupid ending to a largely stupid film.

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 5 років тому +23

      I did think why she didn't revive him again, but I assumed she didn't want to die herself from the exertion and I accepted that, because I preferred her to be the one to live if only one of them was going to.

    • @fiduwarrior
      @fiduwarrior 5 років тому +132

      @@MajaBiana The movie just decided that Kylo was Mega Dead instead of dead, and because of that he disappeared like Obi-Wan instead of Rey just laying there

    • @marthia8015
      @marthia8015 5 років тому +92

      I too love those moments in multiplayer games were your party is completely overwhelmed so you spend half the mission reviving each other

    • @ApocryphalDude
      @ApocryphalDude 5 років тому +25

      I’m just sad that they didn’t go all into the Romeo and Juliette bit

    • @nicholaswomack9027
      @nicholaswomack9027 5 років тому +72

      Walking out of the film, one of my friends theorized that Rey and Kylo should have just grabbed each other's ankles, and rolled out of there as a "death wheel" until someone could stabilize them both

  • @guyonyoutube3850
    @guyonyoutube3850 5 років тому +1496

    The ending infuriated me. The whole movie is about Rey accepting who she was, then she does the exact opposite.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 5 років тому +57

      the whole trilogy is about making the original trilogy irrelevant

    • @darkthorpocomicknight7891
      @darkthorpocomicknight7891 5 років тому +7

      I think the opposite. The whole movie is about Rey accepting Rey being Rey ... like OK. Does she not have a mirror?

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому +2

      Your pp infuriates me.

    • @MrAlcazar
      @MrAlcazar 4 роки тому +9

      Which only further highlights how horrible the writing is in this entire farce of a trilogy.

    • @hankboog462
      @hankboog462 4 роки тому +30

      She should have said "Nothing, just Rey"

  • @jahipalmer8782
    @jahipalmer8782 3 роки тому +226

    You don't know how much I was wishing that Rey had said "Starwars" as her surname. Mainly because it would have been the most hilarious thing that I could think of.

  • @AlexR2648
    @AlexR2648 5 років тому +614

    Imagine if she called herself Rey Solo, because, after all, she no longer has "a people."

    • @beneadie7147
      @beneadie7147 5 років тому +57

      AlexR2648 or said, “Rey. Just Rey”

    • @FuzzyWuzzy511
      @FuzzyWuzzy511 5 років тому +28

      If that happened I can just see so many people interpreting that as an implication that she married/forever bonded Kylo Ren

    • @robertcraigashby9836
      @robertcraigashby9836 5 років тому +12

      @@beneadie7147 That's brilliant and alot better solution that splits the deference between your parents are nobodies and the emperor's grandchild. Plus makes us remember the Rey who is just a goofy spunky young women wearing a rebel helmet.

    • @tiberiumleader9935
      @tiberiumleader9935 5 років тому +10

      @@beneadie7147 or "Bond, Rey Bond"

    • @IronTransformers1301
      @IronTransformers1301 5 років тому +14

      Or rey grevious cuz why the fuck not

  • @Zadamanim
    @Zadamanim 5 років тому +618

    jj: you are in this movie, but I do not grant you the rank of main character.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому +3

      Urahara! A lot of Bleach profile pics in the comments to this vid, did Quinton review Bleach ever?

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 5 років тому

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 If he did I haven't seen it.

    • @beneadie7147
      @beneadie7147 5 років тому

      sad thing is i have no idea who you’re referring to

    • @someguyparagon5273
      @someguyparagon5273 5 років тому +11

      Rose: *THIS IS UNFAIR!!!*

    • @godess_call
      @godess_call 5 років тому +3

      Yeah it could have been JJ being a hypocrite and giving Rose a minor role, but...what if it was the higher ups at Disney who were sucking up to the angry fans and giving Rose a minor role to avoid futher backlash despite JJ's wishes or...it could have been Rose's actress asking JJ for a minor role because she was still affected by the backlash she got from TLJ and didn't want anymore of it.

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 5 років тому +827

    "What is the core message of Star Wars?"
    "Incest"

    • @MaxPatatePowa
      @MaxPatatePowa 5 років тому +53

      Just saw the movie, and that was my immediate reaction to the kissing scene : "Didn't we JUST learn that Rey is his great-aunt or something?''

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 років тому +9

      Incest equals no wincest in the Disney fanatical star wars universe. In reality though...

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 5 років тому +25

      @FE Rebekah The writers of the comic came out and said that that was not the intention of the comic because there's weird Force shit happening in context. A Dark Side vision or whatever, and that it's not a reliable narrator. So yeah, Rey and Ben aren't related.
      Although I'm pretty sure they never said a word about this until after TROS came out, so it's entirely possible that that *was* the intent, and they had to bullshit their way out of it because JJ didn't realize what he had done.

    • @Melodicfirefly
      @Melodicfirefly 5 років тому +5

      ​@FE Rebekah They would be first cousins once removed, which means on average they share roughly half as much of their autosomal DNA as first cousins would.

    • @Melodicfirefly
      @Melodicfirefly 5 років тому +2

      @@MaxPatatePowa They are first cousins once removed actually. Rey's father would be Kylo's grand uncle.

  • @krishacz
    @krishacz 4 роки тому +583

    I'm Rey
    Rey who?
    Reyd Shadow Legends

    • @burpitola
      @burpitola 4 роки тому +7

      underrated comment

    • @stu8095
      @stu8095 4 роки тому +6

      Jeez that made me choke with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 3 роки тому +9

      Rey con air buds

    • @alexgall8785
      @alexgall8785 3 роки тому +2

      Thievery isn't cool.

    • @fyrusgrey5153
      @fyrusgrey5153 3 роки тому

      @@alexgall8785 The joke is so obvious that I honestly wouldn’t doubt multiple people thinking of it on their own. It’s not necessarily stealing.

  • @revengeofthesynth5430
    @revengeofthesynth5430 5 років тому +485

    I used to think Star Wars being bought by Disney was a tragedy... now I realize, it's a comedy

    • @charles2241
      @charles2241 5 років тому +6

      Oh, don't get all Joker on us now.

    • @jordannetwork9046
      @jordannetwork9046 5 років тому +3

      I feel the same way from Marvel especially now that they own Fox it's kind of sad

    • @Painkiller-1997
      @Painkiller-1997 5 років тому +7

      Comedy is just tragedy left to rot.

    • @SaltySquid
      @SaltySquid 5 років тому +2

      At least they can't taint Pokemon.

    • @Gamer_Dylan_6
      @Gamer_Dylan_6 5 років тому

      I'm proud to be the 64th like on this comment.

  • @oliviam2437
    @oliviam2437 5 років тому +427

    I saw someone describe it as: ‘JJ tried to please everyone, and ended up pleasing no one.’ Which I think is pretty accurate

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 5 років тому +12

      To be fair, RoS isn't really the film JJ wanted to make. If the rumors/leaks about this film's production are to be believed, then what happened was Disney kept asking JJ "Will this please everyone?", JJ kept saying no, and then Disney kept forcing him to change the film until it "pleased" as many people as possible. The best example of this is the main villain, since originally it was going to be the Son of Mortis until Disney forced JJ to change it to Palpatine .

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 3 роки тому +5

      JJ tried to please himself, and accidentally came all over the film before releasing it

    • @beancheesedip8337
      @beancheesedip8337 3 роки тому +4

      @@trevordavis6830 I don't know if its worth giving the rumors and "leaks" any credence, given that almost every rumor and leak thats surrounded the trilogy since it was first announced has been categorically wrong. I actually like a lot of JJ's films, I'm not someone who hates his directing/writing style inherently, but he's been known to drop the ball on a lot of his earlier projects as well, so I don't know if it can be blamed on Disney entirely. I'm sure there were plenty of mandates and pushing from the execs, undeniably, but I don't know if its entirely fair to lay the blame solely on Disney.

    • @josephmatthews7698
      @josephmatthews7698 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think he made a single effort to please me. In fact I'm pretty sure he made this entire film as a personal attack against me as a human being and secretly hates me and wants me to die.

    • @filmetiquette2409
      @filmetiquette2409 2 роки тому

      Except Star Wars theory.

  • @johnnybolanos716
    @johnnybolanos716 5 років тому +951

    My personal canon finale to Star Wars is the part in Galactic Dance-Off from Star Wars Kinect where Palpatine walks out and starts cutting a rug to the tune of “Ghosts n’ Stuff”.
    When he walks out he says “Must I do everything myself?”

    • @Greymetaphor
      @Greymetaphor 5 років тому +22

      Link for those who haven't experience this thing of beauty: ua-cam.com/video/84YXPw4htnQ/v-deo.html

    • @lonk2902
      @lonk2902 5 років тому +21

      Actually, this film is only canon with the star wars kinect continuity, there is no third film in the trilogy for the main timeline.

    • @purplebooty5683
      @purplebooty5683 5 років тому +3

      Ik its not what your referencing but I read "must I do everything myself" in counselor Vay Hek's voice

    • @bingbongjoel6581
      @bingbongjoel6581 5 років тому

      Johnny Bolanos
      Thank you for bringing humor into this depressing moment of my life.

    • @JP-hk6xw
      @JP-hk6xw 5 років тому

      But nothing beats the Galactic dance off I'm Han Solo dance

  • @duyanhpham1978
    @duyanhpham1978 5 років тому +1094

    ben: *kisses rey*
    rey: "What are you doing step bro?"

    • @r.p.4756
      @r.p.4756 5 років тому +104

      "you're the best big brother euhh... I could ever ask for!"

    • @skeletonwizard708
      @skeletonwizard708 5 років тому +53

      Thanks I hate it

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому +6

      It'd be funny if she was into him and he wasn't into her

    • @tyrantsmisery
      @tyrantsmisery 5 років тому +5

      There is no relation between them though blood or step sibling? So I dont understand this stupid incest criticism. The only criticism you need for being against Reylo is that its just plain dumb.

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому +16

      Nicholas Quinton She would be his adopted sister. Which is probably a plot in some adult website by now.

  • @ANIpJs
    @ANIpJs 5 років тому +532

    Fun fact: Carrie Fisher's body double in the rise of Skywalker was actually Fisher's real world daughter Billie Lorde. Still doesn't make it any less unsettling.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 5 років тому +64

      Really? Damn. In hindsight the trilogy should've been about Jaina Solo, played by Billie, defeating her brother Ben/Jacen with Finn as her deutaragonist/love interest and Luke as the mentor.

    • @violatyrant
      @violatyrant 4 роки тому +17

      Wasn’t at the point where he talks abt the body double thing and didn’t know previously and thought u meant that Carrie Fisher’s daughter was who they used for Leia’s dead body under a sheet

    • @TheNarwhalGal
      @TheNarwhalGal 4 роки тому +26

      Imagine playing your mother in a movie where your mother dies, that soon after she actually dies... that sounds awful, like Jesus christ imagine playing a body double for your mom's dead body, while she's actually dead.

    • @ursulap.6722
      @ursulap.6722 4 роки тому +18

      That makes it considerably MORE unsettling, tbh.

    • @Dogy0909
      @Dogy0909 4 роки тому +8

      I had no idea Billie Lorde is Carrie Fisher’s daughter. I mean in retrospect I’ve heard that, but the first time I saw Lorde I didn’t put it together.

  • @SmokeyLaBear
    @SmokeyLaBear 5 років тому +227

    I watched Quinton's review twice, and then I saw the movie for myself.
    This movie felt like somebody loaded a shotgun full of lightsabers, star destroyers and x-wings, and then fired it at my face.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому +8

      So the makeup gun?

    • @nathandrake5544
      @nathandrake5544 5 років тому +14

      Exactly my experience. The chase sequence in the beginning where Poe hyper jumped the Millenium Falcon to half a dozen random places in the galaxy felt like this entire movie.

    • @greghester953
      @greghester953 5 років тому +5

      That's jj abrams for you. He actually thinks that is cool.

  • @gabrielhersey5546
    @gabrielhersey5546 5 років тому +403

    What if Rey replied ‘Palpatine’ to the lady at the end? Be truthful. Own it. Then make an effort to be better.

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 4 роки тому +44

      I agree with this. Like, is Skywalker a title now like Darth?

    • @whyarewealwaysyelling
      @whyarewealwaysyelling 3 роки тому +9

      Solo would have made more sense if she was going to lie

    • @WalterStarPro
      @WalterStarPro 3 роки тому +7

      Or Rey should’ve admitted to being the senate

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 3 роки тому

      @TheKnightofSwords did you just explain what they meant and not make it sound pretentious?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому

      @TheKnightofSwords preeeetty sure it still matters that she could personally choose to recognize her family’s role and her connection to it, and might have to because of the politics that she was a massive part of like, by the end i feel like she’s not just some guy anymore
      I also don’t care about this as in Star Wars specifically I care about this as in character writing

  • @mccrii5701
    @mccrii5701 4 роки тому +284

    "You can't kill hitler without becoming hitler" wait a minute...

    • @eliasalbarracin5549
      @eliasalbarracin5549 4 роки тому +71

      Does that mean that when Hitler killed himself, he became... Super Hitler? ...my god.

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 3 роки тому +26

      @@eliasalbarracin5549 He noticed he was such a terrible human being...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      And decided no one can be more evil, so he killed himself to keep the title.

    • @5ynthesizerpatel
      @5ynthesizerpatel 3 роки тому +15

      @@eliasalbarracin5549 the Hitler that Fliiiiiiieeeees!!!!

  • @joeroberto1
    @joeroberto1 5 років тому +410

    “This group of dudes in all black standing around doing nothing like they’re trying to audition for organization XIII”
    Lmao

    • @FinalKHXIII
      @FinalKHXIII 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @TheElizander
      @TheElizander 5 років тому +24

      At leat Organization XIII had a sense of fashion. These guys look like regets for background characters for Thor ragnarok.

    • @jmarra07
      @jmarra07 4 роки тому

      Wow, you'd laugh at anything

    • @nathanlevesque7812
      @nathanlevesque7812 4 роки тому +2

      @@jmarra07 douche

  • @sickoslater
    @sickoslater 5 років тому +737

    “The original trilogy was good, I consider myself like the original trilogy, therefore I am good by proxy”
    Holy shit, never heard this analogy before but it 100% perfectly sums up 7 and 9

    • @Thrawnmulus
      @Thrawnmulus 4 роки тому +15

      Don't forget that 8 is just 5 backwards

    • @souljastation5463
      @souljastation5463 4 роки тому +16

      @@Thrawnmulus 8 it's what wrecked the trilogy. One may not like the setups of TFA, and he may pretend to like the 8th movie just to make "the nazis" AKA (normal fans) mad. But the truth is that 8 broke he trilogy beyond repair. Of course no answer would be satisfying after the "subversion" shitshow that TLJ was.
      I think that if 8 were a competent movie the answers would have been more satisfying, maybe not great, but certainly not as stupid.

    • @andrewh978
      @andrewh978 4 роки тому +47

      Thrawnmulus 8 does have a lot of similarities to 5’s structure, but just because it has Rey training and the “Hoth planet” scene doesnt mean it’s a copy of 5 in the slightest. Hell, people get mad at 8 for being too different but then wanna also say it’s a derivative copy

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +6

      Honestly, TFA wasn't as bad as it is until TLJ came out and confirmed Rey as a Mary Sue and the story as bullshit.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому +10

      @@andrewh978
      Thank you. Those opinions are mutually exclusive and so many people seem to hold both simultaneously.
      Also, 8 is actually incredibly different from 5... I really don't even see the mimicking everyone claims is there.

  • @voctur
    @voctur 5 років тому +556

    Bringing Palpatine back was straight up jumping the shark

    • @voctur
      @voctur 5 років тому +28

      @AllegedPhiloI know that they brought him back in the EU.
      But if I can remember correctly it was not supposed to be like the big twist of the story, and happened relatively short after Endor?
      Idk, correct me if I am wrong 😕

    • @smelly42
      @smelly42 5 років тому +5

      @@voctur you are not wrong. it was only a couple of years after as a clone

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 5 років тому +57

      I'm going to be real, that was the moment I got ready to be disappointed, because it was when I knew JJ was too much of a coward to properly explore what Kylo would be like as the main villain. Also, Dark Empire was terrible, and was similarly the moment the EU jumped the shark, so I wouldn't call it effective.

    • @mikethedinoman8970
      @mikethedinoman8970 5 років тому +13

      royaltimes
      Having the last Skywalker die a Villain is a fucking terrible idea, and it makes the struggles and legacies of the previous Skywalkers Pointless...
      Also, Ren isn’t intimidating at all, he is not main villain material

    • @moncayo912
      @moncayo912 5 років тому +9

      Now i imagine Zombie Palpatine doing a prequel flip over a shark

  • @sorryitsjack
    @sorryitsjack 5 років тому +320

    Ahsoka: I am no Jedi
    JJ Abrams: Yes you are

    • @generalkinobi6215
      @generalkinobi6215 3 роки тому +1

      She was on the light side last we saw her at this point not a Jedi but she could be a force ghost

    • @nicolasleal5644
      @nicolasleal5644 8 місяців тому

      @@generalkinobi6215 She could not be a force ghost. the only ones who know of that specific technique are Qui-gon (incomplete), Obi, Anakin, luke, and Yoda. Since she was denying the whole being a Jedi thing, there is no way she would know of this technique. the same with a lot of the other voices Rey hears, they come out of nowhere.

  • @gunnen1
    @gunnen1 5 років тому +898

    Wasn’t like a huge part of TLJ the fact that rey didn’t come from an important lineage and that it wasn’t something that mattered? Doesn’t her being related to palpatine completely undermine that?

    • @bardw.1542
      @bardw.1542 5 років тому +171

      The retcons are strong in this one...

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 5 років тому +61

      I want cry, this movie is so awful!

    • @Boomerangofjustice
      @Boomerangofjustice 5 років тому +127

      She uses Lightning like it’s a damned bloodline technique too. Yoda said we are luminous beings, but I guess it’s fine to be objectively more luminous than the other less important beings

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 5 років тому +78

      Yes, they just used other words than Kenobi's "From a certain point of view", like, "Your parents weren't important, because they *chose* not to be important to protect you". It was rather disappointing.

    • @sparthyslaysstuff2405
      @sparthyslaysstuff2405 5 років тому +138

      TROS is a walk back from TLJ and retroactively makes TLJ better for actually trying to do something different other than regurgitate nostalgia and shit the bed.
      Congratulations fans! You wanted TLJ to be erased and alas it's gone. Along with the franchises self respect.

  • @BloodyAltima
    @BloodyAltima 5 років тому +871

    No joke, in my Christmas showing of it, when the ReyLo kiss happened, a guy behind us audibly groaned.

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 5 років тому +86

      not to be that guy, but what type of groan?

    • @holdeck
      @holdeck 5 років тому +4

      that's annoying

    • @rickblaine9670
      @rickblaine9670 5 років тому +123

      I've got a friend that just got up and walked away when the kiss happened.
      And I understand him.

    • @BloodyAltima
      @BloodyAltima 5 років тому +93

      @@isaac_759 A long, drawn-out 'ugggh' type groan.

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 5 років тому +27

      ​@@BloodyAltima makes sense.

  • @nicholaspatton7306
    @nicholaspatton7306 5 років тому +1665

    Saying you can use the force because your blood is better that everyone else's is actually somthing the sith empire believed in the old republic games.

    • @mr.aleximer
      @mr.aleximer 5 років тому +112

      If they made this trilogy as they should make it, Rey finding a force balance would be an awesome thing because no jedi are perfect as no sith are also... but now everyhing is a mess and thats it.

    • @jaryncovell2538
      @jaryncovell2538 5 років тому +9

      Well I mean, it technically is in your blood soooo😂

    • @rodneydaliege8909
      @rodneydaliege8909 5 років тому +15

      That's how it works though. Midichlorians and all that.

    • @slowmoe1686
      @slowmoe1686 5 років тому +53

      I hate Midichlorians... At least JK Rowling didn't botch her universe until AFTER all the books were done.

    • @rodneydaliege8909
      @rodneydaliege8909 5 років тому +28

      @@slowmoe1686 why do you hate midichlorians? I'm a huge prequels fan and I don't understand the hate. This review makes a huge point about "jedi mysticism" and whatnot and I just can't wrap my head around it. A little insight would be appreciated.

  • @soundtracksearch
    @soundtracksearch 5 років тому +183

    The film succumbed to one of my least favorite trends of all time: the one where filmmakers/writers don't know how to create a new villain that is just as intriguing/menacing/interesting/iconic as one the franchise previously had, so they have to find a way to bring the old villain back and retcon his death so they can reuse him.

  • @s-e-e-k-i-n-g
    @s-e-e-k-i-n-g 5 років тому +167

    "so then rey meditates and asks all the past jedi to speak to her" ...so not only harry potter, but avatar the last airbender

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 5 років тому +9

      wait, there are other forms of media that aren't star wars and harry potter? what world are you living in? not the same one as quinton apparently

    • @pkmngamer1236
      @pkmngamer1236 5 років тому +2

      Well, it did happen in Harry Potter too...
      Yikes.

    • @s-e-e-k-i-n-g
      @s-e-e-k-i-n-g 5 років тому

      @@pkmngamer1236 ...oh my god

    • @RRRRRRRRR33
      @RRRRRRRRR33 5 років тому +2

      Harry Potter is a disgrace. I usually don't feel remorse or regret about the stuff I consume... but I kinda feel that about this series. As a kid who never read any kind of international literature before, Harry Potter felt special. Now as an adult, I feel ashamed when I remember those days, lol such a bad story. And the crazy thing is, compared to JJ, Rian and Chris Terrio... JK Rowling feels like Dostoevsky out there

    • @josephrocco2954
      @josephrocco2954 5 років тому

      And Dune as well.

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 5 років тому +2022

    Reylo became canon and then died.

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +43

      And if she never exists, then Star Wars could've been alive. The franchise shall rest in peace.

    • @Remember_Bubblebutt
      @Remember_Bubblebutt 5 років тому +194

      Yeah when watching that scene I was like, "this is definitely unnecessary pandering to the fanfic writers."

    • @Giaphaige
      @Giaphaige 5 років тому +155

      the reylo moment made me have like, a flight or fight response in the theater. Palpatine is technically anankins dad so like, Rey and Kylo are like cousins??? disgustang

    • @tomyfort1232
      @tomyfort1232 5 років тому +36

      The-Dark-Lord-Hussie they’re not related. The force created Anakin not Palpatine.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 5 років тому +29

      tomyfort 123 I think the idea is that Palpatine caused the Force to create Anakin. Then again it could also be Plaugis, or just the Force decided to do it, or Shmi had a drunken one night stand and completely forgot about it in the morning.

  • @Ducaso
    @Ducaso 5 років тому +133

    This is what happens when you decide to make a trilogy in an already existing story/universe without first settling on a plan, or scripts, or a director, or a story for all 3 movies ahead of time. This is winging it at the highest level.

    • @trevordavis6830
      @trevordavis6830 5 років тому +10

      I don't wringing it was the problem as much as the flip-flopping of visions for it was.

    • @greghester953
      @greghester953 5 років тому +12

      "winging it at the highest level" - welcome to the world of jj abrams. He's made a career out of doing this.

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 4 роки тому +10

      I think the biggest issue was not having a single writer working on all three films.
      Who'd I choose? Lawrence Kasdan.
      He'd have kept the trilogy going in a straight line and ended the Saga with aplomb.
      Instead, you have a third film that tries to undo the second and shits the entire story down the drain.

    • @SgtKaneGunlock
      @SgtKaneGunlock 4 роки тому +7

      @@PolarPhantom like I get why people didn't like the last jedi i really do But i have to ask would it be way more interesting to play with the hand they where dealt and build off that then try to awkwardly course correct? say what you will about the prequels but we did get a mini series and a pretty decent animated series out of the bits between AoTC and RoTS like people got bummed out by Empire but i feel like everyone retro-activity started to like it because it set the stage for Return (a inconsistent as that movie is)

  • @cheshirecandy
    @cheshirecandy 5 років тому +401

    they may be ewoks as well - but introducing the love interests for Finn and Poe is also a clear way of avoiding the "problem" of John and Oscar's natural chemistry and the character's relationship, that could have been written as romantic instead...... like Oscar Isaac said: cowardly Disney Overlords 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @cayranm
      @cayranm 4 роки тому +43

      @Autzen Hallock That is beyond demonstrably untrue.

    • @ianfleischer3532
      @ianfleischer3532 4 роки тому +18

      ​@Autzen Hallock true detective, the nice guys, both lethal weapon and rush hour tv shows, the avengers, the guardians of the galaxy, rogue one, to name some mainstream examples would like to tell you no, it hasnt dissappeared.

    • @BE-ew2pt
      @BE-ew2pt 4 роки тому +9

      @Autzen Hallock This is... incredibly untrue? Most mainstream depictions of two men caring about each other are close male friendship. Like, 96%, minimum.

    • @JyujinPlus
      @JyujinPlus 4 роки тому +26

      This is honestly the biggest reason I was upset about the “gay kiss” in Rise of Skywalker. The production team clearly knew what the fans wanted for a gay moment: they intentionally introduce two female romantic interests for both Poe and Finn because the actors have a natural chemistry that led fans want to see their characters together. So they tease a big gay moment, knowing we want thst, and write around it with a second long kiss between unnamed characters that can be edited out of foreign releases

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover 2 роки тому +1

      Y’all are obsessed with homosexuality💀

  • @sxxdd8845
    @sxxdd8845 5 років тому +461

    It just hit me that this is the last movie and that the whole franchise ended this badly

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 років тому +53

      I'm struggling to think of something comforting to say to this. I think I'll just lie on the floor instead.

    • @justinsmiley-oyen59
      @justinsmiley-oyen59 5 років тому +9

      S Xxdd Don’t worry, nothing’s ever truly gone...

    • @lovebunny2652
      @lovebunny2652 5 років тому +16

      The franchise didn't end, only The Skywalker Saga did

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 5 років тому +9

      I don't understand why it ended there... Rey would never know about this place there was no connection to the homestead

    • @bendowdy2438
      @bendowdy2438 5 років тому +32

      @@lovebunny2652 The Skywalker saga ended with Ep. 6.

  • @horricule451
    @horricule451 5 років тому +574

    "First gay moment in a star wars film"
    Bruh RD-2D and C-3PO have been here since the start. Smh.
    Edit: I now realize that I've misspelled R2-D2 but I'm keeping it because it's too damn funny to change

    • @alecchapman7976
      @alecchapman7976 5 років тому +65

      RD-2D is my favorite star wars

    • @axelbergstrom3644
      @axelbergstrom3644 5 років тому +49

      @@alecchapman7976 RD-2D and obe one knobee really carried the whole franchise

    • @RyanHPvineyvids2013
      @RyanHPvineyvids2013 5 років тому +18

      RD 2D is my favourite Nintendo console

    • @daalimbe
      @daalimbe 5 років тому +10

      the unholy noise i made scared my dog
      have a like

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 років тому +6

      @@mutuallysustainedhateboner1426 Personally my favorite was Darf Tater he was really cool when he gave lonk sokywak no arms

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 5 років тому +382

    Well, after _Solo_ and this film, I certainly learned one thing about the Star Wars Universe: If you don't have a surname or don't like the one you have, making one up on the spot or taking someone else's at a whim is perfectly acceptable.

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 5 років тому +8

      Celestia Ludenberg approves this message

    • @Tamlinearthly
      @Tamlinearthly 5 років тому +5

      What an oddly specific thing to be critical about.

    • @gingeralex4009
      @gingeralex4009 5 років тому +10

      Tbf, that is kinda how we got real life surnames anyway

    • @xxosrssrsoxx6910
      @xxosrssrsoxx6910 5 років тому +1

      Name and claim it. hallelujah.

    • @connorodum6710
      @connorodum6710 5 років тому +7

      I’m a Rockefeller now give me money

  • @fevley
    @fevley 3 роки тому +54

    When the movie ended I told my wife that “Now that they’ve established the political fiction that anyone can be a Skywalker if they just ~believe~ Disney will never, ever stop making these movies” and a random lady burst out laughing. This is in my top ten moments of interacting with strangers

  • @otilialampman7850
    @otilialampman7850 5 років тому +247

    This movie downgraded the whole entire sequel trilogy. So this movie ranks lower than the Phantom Menace. And because of how bad this movie is in regards to the whole story, we didn't need the sequel trilogy.

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 5 років тому +7

      I mean TFA and TLJ proved that

    • @otilialampman7850
      @otilialampman7850 5 років тому +14

      @@CynicallyObnoxious Yes, true. but as time passed I became ok with the last two movies existing in the saga. Can't say the same for TROS.

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 5 років тому +4

      @@otilialampman7850 The hell with all of them Ill never recognize or own any of them lol RJ touches anything or even has a producing credit it will be meet with the same scorn

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 5 років тому +4

      Yup. I'm now struggling with wanting to forget all of the trilogy or make a whole new ending. At least the second option is fun. I'm not good at forgetting.

    • @otilialampman7850
      @otilialampman7850 5 років тому

      @@DoveAlexa :)

  • @GingerbreadFetus
    @GingerbreadFetus 5 років тому +334

    The Mystery Box schtick is why I think JJ Abrams is a hack writer and he ruins everything it touches. It's always seemed to me to be a convenient excuse for him to handwave away his absolute desire to avoid explaining anything in his work.
    Also, I legit found the Knights of Ren about as menacing as the Beagle Boys from Ducktales.

    • @Hamun002
      @Hamun002 5 років тому +14

      I'm going to be honest, I forgot all about those dudes.

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 5 років тому +1

      @@Hamun002 Same.

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 5 років тому +25

      If they had anyone else besides JJ make this movie (like they were originally going to do), this could’ve been much better. I think other writers would be much more willing to roll with what TLJ offered. Plus, JJ’s history with handling franchises is spotty at best. Cloverfield is probably the best example.
      Also, there are actually Beagle Boys more intimidating than the Knights of Ren if you’ve seen the reboot.

    • @aqwthetroop
      @aqwthetroop 5 років тому +19

      Perfect example: "Rey I need to tell you something"
      We never find out what Finn wanted to tell her.

    • @Phos9
      @Phos9 5 років тому +7

      I think you’re doing a disservice to the beagle boys. They invaded Scrooge’s dreams!

  • @Enzo012
    @Enzo012 5 років тому +295

    No-one clapped in my theatre just stone cold silence throughout.

    • @jocelyncooper1738
      @jocelyncooper1738 5 років тому +13

      Same

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 5 років тому +20

      Mine too... but some people left

    • @user-tt6oe2th6b
      @user-tt6oe2th6b 5 років тому +10

      @@medalgear654 Mines was almost empty. (Just 3 other people)

    • @r-pupz7032
      @r-pupz7032 5 років тому +25

      Wait, do people clap in American theatres? We definitely don't in the UK.. but even if we did I wouldn't have clapped. Terrible film.

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 5 років тому +5

      @@r-pupz7032 A lot of people clap here in Canada.

  • @pizzatime5428
    @pizzatime5428 4 роки тому +76

    What’s your name?
    Rey.
    Rey who?
    Rey Binks.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 5 років тому +286

    The thing that makes me angry about Kylo’s redemption isn’t that it happened - his story couldn’t end properly otherwise - but that this movie in particular didn’t earn it. The first two films we see him struggling with the dark side, and in this one, up until the moment his mom dies he has no real qualms about anything. It not only feels like he’s a different character than the man we saw before, it cheapens the moment when he finally does become Ben again.
    Also his death scene looks patently ridiculous. Did they have to make him fall back like a puppet with his strings cut? My sister laughed at that part too.
    I agree with everything else in this review, btw. The sidelining of Rose’s character, the inclusion of new ones (who seemed only to exist to remind people that the two male leads are straight), the gay kiss that felt like more of an insult than anything else... And omg, Rey being a Palpatine. Just why? Why can’t she just be a talented Force user?? Ugh. There was so much wrong with this movie. I wanted to love it. I actually quite enjoyed the first two sequels. But this just left a bad taste in my mouth.

    • @bardw.1542
      @bardw.1542 5 років тому +25

      I completely agree with you. The movie also had this horrible rhythm of "Character X dies ... and then comes back in the very next scene!" Chewie's dead but he's not, Rey dies but no she doesn't, Ben dies but then he doesn't until he finally does, 3PO has his memory wiped but there was no consequence since he gets it back...
      Kylo Ren's character took the hardest hit, because he's consistently been the best of the new cast. Last Jedi set him up for a really interesting narrative. But wow he doesn't have any development here. The film has absolutely no moral dilemmas. The way he tries to tempt Rey again to the Dark side is little beyond "your grandfather and my grandfather ... ". It's very disconnected from and actually clashes entirely with his angle in Last Jedi.

    • @LadyBern
      @LadyBern 5 років тому +4

      @@bardw.1542
      I feel like X dies but didn't is due to two things.
      1. It didn't go over well with the test audience and honestly this film/trilogy didn't earn the emotional impact of those death scenes.
      2. They realized with no one from this cast willing to return except for brief cameos they'll need to keep some favorites around to try and rope in old fans.
      I'm currently waiting to see how they're gonna revive Ashoka once they realize what a marketable fan favorite she is that could be a potential figure in a future movie that isn't a prequel to the sequel.

    • @bardw.1542
      @bardw.1542 5 років тому +10

      I was surprised at how little the characters talked with one another. There was just no theming.

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 5 років тому +10

      YESS. Kylo has already decided to go his own path beyond the sith and the jedi in tlj. And on top of that, a whole year has passed in tros. Surely in tros, his redemption could have already been set in motion during that year. No. For some reason he has put his helmet back together and forgotten his plans for a new order. Not only is this painfully uninteresting, this feels like such a step back for his usually steadfast character. Someone who goes after what he wants with little urge to look back. Him going back to the dark was such a detriment to his development! Ugh....

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 5 років тому +13

      Yeah this movie was very "no homo" and it was infuriating tbh. Poe and Finn didn't have to end up together or anything imo, they could've just kept their adorable friendship and great 'will they or won't they' chemistry, and I would've been completely satisfied.

  • @iconpoet
    @iconpoet 5 років тому +541

    So wait... if Palpatine was controlling Snoke... and Snoke could over power Rey... then why couldn't Palpatine overpower Rey?

    • @alphasavage8370
      @alphasavage8370 5 років тому +3

      You are terrible

    • @Lore_from_Stars
      @Lore_from_Stars 5 років тому +117

      because she used the avatar state

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +56

      because shut up
      but seriously it was becuse they forgot that happened and making palpatine the big bad was a hasty retcon anyway

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому +10

      He did use ultra force lightning
      But Rey is a sky walker so she wins I guess.

    • @amandacardoso4417
      @amandacardoso4417 4 роки тому +32

      If he really secretly wanted her alive, then why did he try to kill her in ep 8? Then why did he tell kylo to kill her too? Nothing makes sense

  • @ellismaddox2776
    @ellismaddox2776 5 років тому +181

    Remember when the prequel trilogy was about preventing death? And Anakin went to his dad to learn how to stop it? And finally, remember when Kylo stopped death so he could kiss a girl and die?

    • @MistaAnonymous
      @MistaAnonymous 5 років тому

      No

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 5 років тому +35

      Also - Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter, and Ben is his great-grandson...so it was all so he could KISS HIS AUNT.
      Ew.

    • @dr.nosborn6330
      @dr.nosborn6330 5 років тому +12

      @@RabidDogma Real Habsburg hours.

    • @bebo2629
      @bebo2629 5 років тому +2

      @@RabidDogma Is it really confirmed that Palpatine created the Skywalkers (I hope not). And it still would not be his biological father.

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 5 років тому

      Ironic

  • @NoMartialArtsKenny
    @NoMartialArtsKenny 4 роки тому +72

    The most upsetting parts for me were firstly, Rey calling herself skywalker after Leia trying to drill into her for the entire film not to be afraid of who she is and secondly, they gave very dramatic deaths to C-3PO and Chewbacca but then they were just like “Nope, they’re actually alive because there can be no real sacrifice here”

    • @orbaitv5991
      @orbaitv5991 9 місяців тому +1

      How is that upsetting? Rey calling herself skywalker is her not being afraid of who she is. The whole point is that blood doesn't define a family. The Skywalkers were her family and she accepts the name.

  • @MagicalSamurai2
    @MagicalSamurai2 5 років тому +235

    The final scene was Luke and Leia disowning Ben and taking Rey as a replacement child. Yep.

    • @kropotkinnie
      @kropotkinnie 5 років тому +17

      don't cocktease me like this, i want that ending scene so badly instead

    • @chrisscott2009
      @chrisscott2009 5 років тому +16

      @@kropotkinnie it was the final scene...Luke and Leia as force ghosts smiling on as Rey lies about her identity so the movies name sorta, kinda, not quite works

    • @jocelyncooper1738
      @jocelyncooper1738 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @bryanneideffer3969
      @bryanneideffer3969 5 років тому

      chrisscott2009 o come on that was the adoption scene😩😩

  • @rinigan5596
    @rinigan5596 5 років тому +240

    Throwing in Power Ranger to be an implied love interest for Poe pissed me off so much. There is a lot of unnecessary romantic subtext in the movies in all but it felt like she was just there to shut down on people thinking Poe and Finn had romantic tension :/ also I fully agree about the lack of Rose and the bullshit “representation” of gay stuff through the .5 second kiss of unnamed ladies in the background. The movie was disappointing except for the new robot, Dio. He’s a cutie. Thats it.

    • @tedcross5362
      @tedcross5362 5 років тому +32

      OH HO, JOTARO!
      (I'm sorry)

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 5 років тому +3

      Poe and Finn were never supposed to be a couple. they're friends.

    • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
      @MessatsuGoshoryu02 5 років тому +3

      I didn't even realize Poe was a main character before this movie

    • @ChiSbaObePcheH11
      @ChiSbaObePcheH11 5 років тому +26

      @@whodatninja439 Well, with both the actors insisting that they played a romance in their head, and Oscar Isaac openly saying that he's disappointed the movie didn't go there, you have to admit people aren't crazy for seeing something there. I'm sure however, that "Poe and Finn were never supposed to be a couple, they're just friends" is what came from the disney overlords and had to be pushed in this movie, and maybe it was the original intention of the characters, but if you think about it, Poe was also supposed to die in TFA, and they rewrote it, it's never impossible to add something onto a character

    • @redreploid1713
      @redreploid1713 5 років тому +1

      How about when Finn had something to say to Rey, but he never actually said it in the entire movie?

  • @ieatatsonic
    @ieatatsonic 5 років тому +216

    Huh, I never really realized it but yeah, Abrams basically treated the sequels like he did Lost. Which is a shame, because like every Lost fan would say it was good until the questions had to start being answered.

    • @valeoncat13
      @valeoncat13 5 років тому +45

      When Quinton was wrapping up near the end, I had that same thought. and I guess it makes sense considering ALOT of JJ's most prominent work, are TV series, where you constantly have to dangle something of importance to keep the audience watching. But it seems like JJ's never learned the importance of knowing the actual end BEFORE creating a mystery about it.

    • @bbsj86
      @bbsj86 5 років тому +13

      Honestly so many writers/directors are doing this now and it pisses me off.

    • @chaxinitus
      @chaxinitus 5 років тому +28

      That's Abrams in a nutshell, he is fantastic for starting a world, he's generally atrocious at finishing or continuing it. Fringe is probably the best example of his work actually being good because he stopped being a writer in Season 2.

    • @hehotbros01
      @hehotbros01 5 років тому +1

      Lost should have ended at season 3

    • @aperson6505
      @aperson6505 5 років тому +2

      I would love to see how hilariously shit a J.J. Abrams Agatha Christie adaption would be

  • @dawsonrpowell
    @dawsonrpowell 5 років тому +119

    32:08 Yes! Finally someone else realizes this! I gave up on this trilogy after seeing Ep. VII because I saw this coming. JJ Abrams' setups are always disappointing because his reveals are predictable, uncreative, and meaningless to the story. Several times in Mission: Impossible 3, the camera ominously hangs on Lawrence Fishburn to suggest he is the mole in IMF, which instantly tells you that he's not. In Super 8, he hides what the alien looks like, but its appearance is meaningless to the story. And how stupid is Benedict Cumberbatch revealing himself as "Khan" in Star Trek: Into Darkness? Most of these reveals don't detract from the movie too much because they don't really matter. But nearly every mystery box and plot contrivance shown in Ep. VII had greater potential ramifications on the characters and storylines of the entire Star Wars franchise. I disliked Ep. VII on its on merit, and I also saw that it left no room for the sequels to do anything but focus on opening mystery boxes.
    Abrams' "mystery box" formula leaves no room for surprises. Because we have known that Vader is Luke's father for nearly forty years, people forget that the identity of Luke's father was never presented as important or in question before the reveal in Ep. V. That's what made it a surprise! The idea that Vader murdered his father was just one of many motivations for Luke to fight Vader. If Ep. IV or V had Luke's origins be his motivation like Ep. VII (and I've heard VIII) does for Rey, learning the truth would not have been as surprising or satisfying.

    • @kajamiletic3223
      @kajamiletic3223 Рік тому +3

      This. Every single other possibility for the reveal of who Rey's parents were, except the one Johnson used, was predictable and boring AF.
      And the Luke stuff in TLJ was kind of character assassination, but it was JJ's fault to make his disappearance this big deal that really can't be resolved in a meaningful way without either derailing Luke's character or introducing a shitton of boring ass deux ex machina.

  • @Jorph
    @Jorph 5 років тому +205

    "What were we supposed to get from these movies"
    Lets see, heroics are only supported by bloodlines; Power and leadership is divinely ordained; leaders are the only redeemable people even if they do warcrimes; incest is back, baby
    JJ Abrahms is a monarchaist, i guess.

    • @georgekostaras
      @georgekostaras 5 років тому +14

      Jorph you should see what he did to my beloved Star Trek

    • @janthony4224
      @janthony4224 5 років тому +1

      🤣😂😅🙏🏾👏🏾

    • @thegermaniclanguagebranch1117
      @thegermaniclanguagebranch1117 5 років тому +13

      JJ Abrams is the son of two Hollywood producers and his giving his son a Spider-Man comic. Bloodlines are strong with this one

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 років тому

      Dont you mean anmon?

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 5 років тому

      Jorph also doesn’t matter what you do evil will come back and people will help it

  • @nextabe1
    @nextabe1 5 років тому +148

    I like to think Poe's friend was Samus rather than a power ranger.

  • @markborishnikoff5485
    @markborishnikoff5485 5 років тому +126

    "Kylo Ren and Rey make out at the end."
    Shortest Make out session ever lol

    • @marrenrue7731
      @marrenrue7731 5 років тому +4

      Between family members at that

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 5 років тому

      mark borishnikoff not trying to show off but I’ve had shorter

    • @richardlong6558
      @richardlong6558 5 років тому

      just look at him, he's definitely not an expert on that sort of thing.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 5 років тому

      @@richardlong6558 I agree, i just don't want to be a dick about it because i've never seen that guy guy before and i don't know what he's like.

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 5 років тому

      @@jblue1622 How? Lol

  • @gentlemen.7621
    @gentlemen.7621 5 років тому +53

    I think Disney’s so short on ideas, they are hell-bent on milking every last dollar out of the brands they own, in an attempt to avoid going bankrupt under their own financial weight

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому +3

      gentlemen. Disney going bankrupt? On what side of the universe is that happening?

    • @gentlemen.7621
      @gentlemen.7621 5 років тому +10

      Meriki Jiya No, what I mean is if they don’t keep milking franchises, they’ll go bankrupt from all the finances they spend yearly.

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому

      gentlemen. Oh I see. Yea they better hire some more Pixar creators because these new guys aren’t cutting it with the remakes.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 5 років тому

      Considering some people say they peaked with Avengers Endgame, I can see that.

  • @muticere
    @muticere 5 років тому +90

    A huge desire of mine going into this was that Anakin (played by Hayden Christiansen) would make an appearance in this movie to finally close the circle on his character as represented in the prequels in a positive and strong way. I wanted Hayden to have a chance to play the character one last time in a way that would cleanse the stigma of the prequels from that character. The Last Jedi left a number of outs for such a thing. After seeing Yoda's ghost, it felt like a for sure thing to have Anakin in the final film. It kind of breaks my heart that they completely failed to do that. Not only that, though, but it breaks my heart that they failed to capitalize on the perfect setup Rian Johnson created. The final film had endless possibilities to be great thanks to what Johnson did for the franchise. Instead they shit the bed and slept in it and that's the movie we got.

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 5 років тому +6

      But the prequels aren't popular so they ignored them. All the tiny cameos of different alien species and places in the end were from 4, 5 and 6...

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 5 років тому +6

      @@MajaBiana Sadly yeah, but look at the bright side: at least they didnt brought back characters like Captain Rex, Ahsoka or even some battle droids just to kill them in a really anticlimatic way in favour of a new stupid character.
      Btw Jar Jar Binks >>>>> Holdo and Rose

    • @ShaneTumminello
      @ShaneTumminello 5 років тому +19

      Bingo! Rian Johnson took Star Wars to the next level with TLJ and opened the door for endless possibilities. Then JJ comes in and shits all over it because he has to play everything safe(Khan in Star Trek).
      Not using Anakin in this movie will go down as the biggest missed opportunity EVER.

    • @galacticgamingguy5906
      @galacticgamingguy5906 5 років тому +4

      As much as Rian made some very questionable decisions in the last jedi he set up kylo being the main villain and the stakes to be more drastic with a tiny resistance and a galaxy spanning first order. But fast forward a year and the only bit of the first order we see is 1 whole resurgent class battle cruiser? Where is the rest of the first order?

    • @tyrantsmisery
      @tyrantsmisery 5 років тому +6

      @@ShaneTumminello Rian didn't take Star Wars to the next level. He actively shit on it and then JJ came alone and did what JJ does best and fucked the dead corpse that was left behind. Rian and JJ are B movie hacks who have weaseled themselves in.

  • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
    @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 5 років тому +131

    Palpatine's plan:
    -create the last order and the final order (with has an infite amount of death stars)
    -use the first order to destroy the new republic and conquer the galaxy using snoke that is himself
    -then introduce himself again to the galaxy and use the final order to conquer the galaxy he already conquered
    Stonks

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 5 років тому +9

      It sounds stupid when you type it out like that.

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 5 років тому +9

      @@robokill387 because it is stupid and nonsensical

    • @Incarn
      @Incarn 5 років тому +8

      there are a lot of "???" before we come to "profit", with that plan

    • @robertcraigashby9836
      @robertcraigashby9836 5 років тому +2

      Part three Profit!

  • @AskonDBZ
    @AskonDBZ 5 років тому +485

    Don't ask questions Quinton, just CONSUME product and get excited for next product

    • @MinecrafterAl
      @MinecrafterAl 5 років тому +59

      LOYALTY TO THE BRAND. ALL HAIL THE MOUSE.

    • @The1uptriforce
      @The1uptriforce 5 років тому +14

      @@skelly0000 GOTTA CLAP FOR IT GOTTA CLAP FOR IT!!!!!

    • @xtfragnarox
      @xtfragnarox 5 років тому +3

      thats what he usually does

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому +12

      xtfragnarox Thinking a movie people hate is good ≠ being a mindless consumer of corporate media

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому +2

      Glass Moon I can try

  • @archiebuchan2563
    @archiebuchan2563 5 років тому +48

    The film was like a dream, in the sense that its a loosely strung together story that doesn't really make any sense, and feels pointless when you look back at it.

  • @Shadmockk
    @Shadmockk 5 років тому +149

    I’m still pissed that nothing can be it’s own thing in this franchise.
    Edit: when I mean it’s own thing, I’m referring to the main series, and the fact that everything needs to be related to the Skywalkers or established events in the first trilogy.

    • @TheImpossiBelle
      @TheImpossiBelle 5 років тому +6

      B-b-but it's "like poetry! They rhyme!"

    • @maroonfanatic2894
      @maroonfanatic2894 5 років тому +12

      TACHANKAS GONNA TACHANK Lucas pulled that comment straight out of his ass to justify the piss poor writing of the prequels, yet the fanboys completely bought into it and apparently so did Disney. Frustrating stuff.

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 5 років тому +3

      The Mandalorian:
      “This is the way.”

    • @damkylan3
      @damkylan3 5 років тому +1

      @@scoutymcscoutface2957 This is the way.

    • @lovebunny2652
      @lovebunny2652 5 років тому +3

      Mandalorian, Rogue One and even Solo are their own things. I don't think that Solo is that good but hey at least it has some merit of its own.

  • @jmorales09
    @jmorales09 5 років тому +78

    Me at the beginning of this decade: #injjwetrust
    Me at the end of this decade: JJ Abrams destroyed the star wars sequel trilogy

    • @jmorales09
      @jmorales09 5 років тому +16

      @Lady Wanderer JJ knew everything about TLJ before the movie even began shooting. He approved all of it. Any "fault" of Johnson's film could've been easily avoided if JJ just said no. You don't purposely start a dumpster fire and get mad when you can't put it out.

    • @jmorales09
      @jmorales09 5 років тому +6

      @Lady Wanderer he produced the fuckin film

    • @mattmiller9809
      @mattmiller9809 5 років тому

      @@jmorales09 JJ stated that changed directions after what was approved, catching him offguard

    • @777.b_e_k
      @777.b_e_k 5 років тому

      @Lady Wanderer no JJ did

    • @medalgear654
      @medalgear654 5 років тому

      Destryoed star wars as a whole

  • @ravenhorn3148
    @ravenhorn3148 5 років тому +52

    Basically from what I've understood about the reaction to this film, is that by attempting to please the hard-core fans, he ended up pissing everyone off even more.

    • @jeanv2246
      @jeanv2246 5 років тому +8

      When you try to make everyone happy, no one is happy.

    • @6000hall
      @6000hall 5 років тому +3

      They didn't try to please them though, it was just a bunch of low effort pandering.

    • @jeanv2246
      @jeanv2246 5 років тому +1

      Dubbz I yea, that's what trying to please is.

    • @6000hall
      @6000hall 5 років тому +1

      @@jeanv2246 Not really, If they were truly trying to please them they'd have made an actual effort.

    • @Lanosrep
      @Lanosrep 5 років тому +2

      If an 86% audience score is "pissing everyone off" then numbers be wildin

  • @SilverHedgehog1999
    @SilverHedgehog1999 5 років тому +114

    "There were no possible answers to these questions that didnt sound inherently stupid when said outloud"
    Damn I'm keeping that in mind next time I write anything cause that's actually a good way of thinking about setting up a potential twist in a story..

  • @katzchen16
    @katzchen16 5 років тому +86

    I don't think manipulating the Force to create a virgin birth is the same thing as conception, but then again, incest is not new to Star Wars lol

    • @longsocks7798
      @longsocks7798 5 років тому +6

      M I D I C H L O R I A N S

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 5 років тому +2

      Personally, I feel like it would have been much better if Revenge of The Sith went all the way and stuck the reveal that Palpatine made Anakin into the movie, not a comic.
      It would have revealed that Anakin wasn't the chosen one and that such dogmatic beliefs in a Messianic figure saving everyone are foolish.
      I assume that was the original intent, but they shied away due to it feeling like an attack on Christianity.
      Star Wars does this dumb shit where they make something happen in a movie and then create some over the top explanation for it, that isn't in a movie. Like L Jackson had a purple saber because he wanted his kids to be able to find him on the battlefield in Episode 2 when watching it, but the movie was like "WELLLL AKTUALLY he channels both the dark and the light in a unique fighting style that he'll go on to use to beat Palpatine". BUT WE WONT EVEN HINT ABOUT IT DURING HIS FIGHT WITH PALP IN THE MOVIES. It's really frustrating.
      And with the constant canonizing and decanonizing I don't even know at all how to interpret certain scenes.
      They basically 343 industries it before 343 even existed.

  • @albineigengrau3212
    @albineigengrau3212 5 років тому +47

    "So then Palpatine survives the explosion of the second Death Star, gets mechanical prosthetics, gets his dad, and then is killed by a Super Saiyan two seconds into the movie" = the only way I would have found The Rise Of Skywalker halfway decent.

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 3 роки тому +1

      Trunks would have made Rise great

  • @tadrodeheaver5928
    @tadrodeheaver5928 4 роки тому +34

    "I'm Rey"
    "Rey who?"
    Rey is visably perplexed. The old lady realizes that Rey is alone, aka A single person. Aka solo.
    "Rey Solo."

  • @Cho_Random
    @Cho_Random 5 років тому +100

    I knew the sequels were going to be a clusterfuck since the beginning. What makes me hate it even more is that watching The Force Awakens with my uncle on it's premiere night was the final thing we did together before he died a month later. I can't imagine him being happy with this trilogy at all.

    • @griffinfrench
      @griffinfrench 5 років тому +12

      Hopefully he doesn’t come back as a zombie and asks you to take his place as empress

  • @soldiaz7261
    @soldiaz7261 5 років тому +92

    I laughed out loud at pretty much all of the most “tragic” moments of the film. I took notes:
    - Chewie’s “death.” Chewie isn’t really a name you can tearfully scream without sounding stupid. It’s like saying “bubbles” angrily.
    - Rey’s parents’ death flashback. “She’s not there!” is peak throwing them off the trail, good going
    - C3PO’s memory wipe. Just... Why.
    - Planet goes boom lmao
    - Leia’s death was just so confusing I never had a chance to care
    - Kylo’s death part one was weird
    - Zap zap b*tch your ships are falling now from magic lightning
    - Rey’s “death.”
    - Kylo’s death part two, the dumbest death of all
    - Leia goes poof
    Also, the Rey/Kylo kiss was so gross and I will not stand for it.
    The worst part is that I couldn’t leave early if I wanted to, because I saw the film in my wheelchair and people love to put their things in the aisles instead of their laps.

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 роки тому +14

      i mean, i think this would've been worth it to roll over a bunch of people's popcorn

    • @ragefacile4832
      @ragefacile4832 4 роки тому

      The worst thing is that he wouldn’t go through with this and noped every moment

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 4 роки тому +15

      @@Flowtail "Hey you ran over my popcarn!"
      "I don't care, this movie sucks. Cry me a river."

    • @vt_973
      @vt_973 4 роки тому

      that sounds shitty all around, man. unfortunate

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 роки тому +4

      If I were you, I would just make people feel bad - go up, ask them to move their stuff, maybe say you can't go to the toilet if they leave their shit lying around. It's a public space, not their bloody living room! They deserve to feel bad for being inconsiderate of others' needs

  • @mrman643
    @mrman643 5 років тому +52

    Can't believe they decided not to finish the trilogy and just left it off at the end of Last Jedi

    • @CynicallyObnoxious
      @CynicallyObnoxious 5 років тому

      Dont be a toxic incel man baby fanboy just because your head canon didnt come true

  • @DavySolaris
    @DavySolaris 4 роки тому +25

    The sequel trilogy literally starts with Kylo Ren murdering a village. That's the beginning of the fucking text lmao
    All the romantic kissy redemption shit is just so, so, so incongruous with the actual presentation of the character, and if it really was Abrams' intention all along he's an even bigger hack than most people realise

  • @ludovicocapparelli8032
    @ludovicocapparelli8032 5 років тому +85

    At the "Big Reveal" of Rey the reaction of the audience I was in laughed.

  • @scoople6
    @scoople6 5 років тому +220

    OH man I SO agree on the use of Carrie Fisher. Every time she was on screen (which was a shocking amount) it felt like I was watching her corpse being bounced around on strings. Her lines felt so oddly delivered and out of context for the conversation she was in. There was no charisma, chemistry, body language, tone, which just made her feel so... dead. Because she IS DEAD, AH!! I really wished they used her much less than they did in this film.

    • @scaredbi
      @scaredbi 5 років тому +37

      It makes my stomach churn how they used her after her passing like this, especially knowing how she hated when Star Wars got big and her face was slapped on everything(which is basically what they did here). I get the character is different from the person, but still.

    • @AlexisLopez-wx6sc
      @AlexisLopez-wx6sc 5 років тому +2

      maybe it’s just me but when the characters stared at her lifeless body it kinda made me queasy

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 5 років тому +1

      Sarah Wagoner it breaks my heart

    • @JamesCTD
      @JamesCTD 5 років тому +5

      I get that it’s hard, but she’s one of THE main characters in all of Star Wars. That being said, it would feel even more disrespectful to just write her out completely off screen. They were put in a tough situation with her real life death. In a perfect world, if she was still alive, I think she should’ve been in this movie a lot more.

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 5 років тому

      James Marsh yes this is true

  • @bingbongjoel6581
    @bingbongjoel6581 5 років тому +83

    I feel not hate. I’m just sad and disappointed.

    • @laurentbk9824
      @laurentbk9824 5 років тому

      Joeru you shouldn’t expect anything if you don’t want to be disappointed

    • @kkkfam7913
      @kkkfam7913 4 роки тому +1

      Laurent Brien why should we? We want good films not boring and i wont remember ep9 cause its shit

  • @AlfredoPuente8
    @AlfredoPuente8 5 років тому +54

    Resurrects Palpatine but made the Knights of Ren die almost off-screen.

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 4 роки тому +7

      Almost everything about the Knights of Red was off-screen.

  • @gf1006
    @gf1006 4 роки тому +31

    “Rey who?”
    “Rey Palpatine”
    *Electrocutes old lady”

  • @melon502
    @melon502 5 років тому +143

    I thought the one thing I could give this movie was that it didn’t have incest but NO. I haven’t watched the prequels in a while so I forgot that tidbit that Palpatine was Anakin’s father. So basically out of all the places in the wide and exciting universe of Star Wars the trilogies all take place in Alabama because it’s very important to keep it in the family. Could you imagine what would happen if Star Wars had a strong developed character that could stand on their own without blood ties? That would be crazy

    • @beancheesedip8337
      @beancheesedip8337 3 роки тому +2

      Tbf, Ahsoka.

    • @RoCkbunny769
      @RoCkbunny769 3 роки тому +7

      Late reply, but Palpatine is not Anakin’s father.
      The comic people use to site that is being misunderstood. An official SW writer already debunked it.

    • @javiarcamaro7178
      @javiarcamaro7178 3 роки тому +3

      First he's actually wrong entirely, Palpatine isn't his father, but he's was most definitely his father figure since he was a little kid. His real one is dead and the first adult man in his life was his slave owner and was abusive, his first real actually good father figure was killed not too long after he rescued him from slaver, Qui-gon Gin, and later pretty much gave his life to keep him and everyone safe, and the next olde man in his life was actually not that much older than him, Obi-wan was pretty much still a student and a kid when he started training him and was his teacher but like I said he's still had too much to learn before he should have started training him. Many of the Jedi masters just treated him like another student and even belittled him for a large part of Anis life and he had to just take it, like they would call him useless trash and he had to go like "Yes master, your are right master, I have to improve myself, thank you master I will work hard to do better" and just how's. And Palpatine treated Ani life another person in a way, instead of treating him like the messiah like Qui-gon, or as a young little brother while still being young aswell and at the same time being a disciplining teacher during a war like Obi-wan. Palpatine actually treated him like he was an uncle to Ani and he showed he care allot for him (well he showed and acted) and Ani showed he cared for him and trusted him aswell, even telling him things he won't even tell his not brother.
      He's not his father, Plagus was the is, and even if he was they still wouldn't be related by blood since he used the force so he would be like step parent.

  • @therealaakarjain
    @therealaakarjain 5 років тому +174

    Why couldn't they have brought in a third director with no attachment to the previous two movies who would actually try to unify them? This movie was going to be a mess as soon as they brought back JJ.

    • @SilvarusLupus
      @SilvarusLupus 5 років тому +10

      When I saw that JJ was back for this film as a writer and director, I knew it was doomed.

    • @alexjarmes7226
      @alexjarmes7226 5 років тому +6

      Aakar Jain iirc Josh Trank was supposed to direct this, but after Fant4stic came out Disney fired him and decided to bring back JJ for episode 9.

    • @Sajirah
      @Sajirah 5 років тому +14

      I honestly would’ve been happier if they’d at least made a legitimate outline for the trilogy so they knew where the hell this story would be going before they even started filming...but instead they just kept making shit up as they went along and now everything is a mess.

    • @pleasekillyoursef
      @pleasekillyoursef 5 років тому

      @@alexjarmes7226 that is genuinly the most hilarious thing i heard today, you saved christmas

    • @jm_draws7253
      @jm_draws7253 5 років тому

      JJ delivers what the board approved without any incident...hes good at that.

  • @HSR107
    @HSR107 5 років тому +273

    Poe and Finn should have had the kiss.
    Prove me wrong....

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 5 років тому +6

      H R You’re asking for the impossible.

    • @johndoe0022
      @johndoe0022 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao 😂

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 4 роки тому +27

      Disney wanted the sweet, sweet chinese money. So you can't have gays in it.

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 4 роки тому +15

      i don’t think a single romantic thread in this trilogy worked to the point of ever having a kiss

    • @aetherbunny77
      @aetherbunny77 4 роки тому +15

      When I heard about all these people freaking out over the ~gay kiss~ I was praying to every god it was between Finn and Poe... Was sooo disappointed when it was a 2 second bs kiss between some characters who had literally nothing to do with the film :/

  • @o...o4144
    @o...o4144 4 роки тому +23

    As a The Last Jedi fan, it was absolutely painful to see every decision and theme that Rian made in his movie, being destroyed in this one.
    Every plot point that TLJ left open was absolutely exploded in this one.
    A small rebellion who needs to find more allies? Nah
    Rey nobodie who needs to learn that she is also important even if she is not a Skywalker? Nah
    Supreme Leader Kylo Ren? Nah
    Ghost Luke who will teach Rey how she can improve the Jedi Order? Nope
    A version of Poe Dameron who is not only a pilot but also a leader who cares about his troops? Nope
    Finn and Rose? No
    A galaxy inspired by Luke's legend? No
    EVERY plot point was ignored. And I'm fine with changing things that were already stabilised, but there's a difference between giving answers that I don't like for those questions, and ignoring those questions
    The movie ignored those questions

    • @sanscudo1716
      @sanscudo1716 4 роки тому +2

      Didn't Rian do that first in TLJ.
      The last two movies is just two directors flinging shit at each other and getting some on the franchise.

    • @o...o4144
      @o...o4144 4 роки тому +9

      @@sanscudo1716 like I said, there's a difference between giving the audience an answer they might not like and change the fucking question
      Rian didn't ignore nothing that was in TFA
      But JJ changed things Rian left

    • @darthlmr7990
      @darthlmr7990 4 роки тому +4

      @@o...o4144 Yeah but Ryan's answers made no sense. Like at all.

    • @sanscudo1716
      @sanscudo1716 4 роки тому +3

      @@o...o4144 I'd argue that both directors did a bad job in their own ways. If it were only one director's vision that was used for the whole trilogy, whether it be Abrams' or Johnson's, the movies would've turned out a lot better.
      Heck, why was there no coordination between the two? Because Disney thought that the franchise would make money no matter what bad decisions they'd make? Likely, and they would have proven their point.

    • @o...o4144
      @o...o4144 4 роки тому +6

      @@darthlmr7990 which answers didn't make sense?
      Rey Nobody makes absolute sense withing her arc. Killing Snoke so an actual interesting villain can be the focus in the third movie (ooofff) makes sense. Luke being isolated because he doesn't want to train more Jedi to start a war makes absolute sense for me

  • @jovan3686
    @jovan3686 5 років тому +14

    With this movie they basically tried to retcon last Jedi, make a new episode 8, and make episode 9 all within 2 1/2 hrs. Basically anything last Jedi tried to do was thrown out the window and replaced with the safest possible Star Wars product they could possibly produce. I like to think of this movie as what happens when a studio completely and absolutely gives into the demands of angry nerds on Reddit and makes everything else secondary.

  • @joeyclemenza7339
    @joeyclemenza7339 4 роки тому +22

    I couldn’t help myself.... I laughed hysterically when Rey and Kylo kissed... and was loudly “sshhhhhhuuuusshhhhed” by several audience members who probably wanted to kick my ass for ruining such a “beautiful moment.”

  • @DVSnark
    @DVSnark 4 роки тому +51

    I think Lucas’ intent with midichlorians was that they were still everywhere and represented the microbiology of the universe as a means of permeating the force. The bloodline wasn’t so much about having midichlorians as much as an ability to control and interact with them. It would have worked better if he hadn’t written it anikan as being specifically ‘full of midichlorians’ but I think the idea of it being an everpresent quality to the universe that can be manipulated was still retained in the prequels, rather than becoming something only accessible to a specific bloodline. Yoda wasn’t related to Luke afterall and it seemed to be more of a gift of control that had to be learned and mastered rather than an inherent ability, which is where the disney movies really screwed things up further.

  • @a1tigerfish
    @a1tigerfish 5 років тому +83

    At least theyre not using GOOD EU content like Thrawn to ruin this franchise further. Rebels did plenty to show that only Deus Ex Machinas are the only threat to Thrawn.

    • @mr.aleximer
      @mr.aleximer 5 років тому +1

      Well i love swtor/kotor/kotet content and i hate that they used it for the movie... i dont care about Thrawn...

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 5 років тому +1

      That wasn t a deux ex machina because it was stablished but...it was pretty absurd in concept.

    • @spaceforcevet985
      @spaceforcevet985 5 років тому +13

      That strangely endears me to Ezra. "Hmmm how can I beat Thrawn? Dudes a genius and plans 100 steps ahead. Guess the only thing I can do is summon space whales and fucking WING IT BOI"

    • @slowmoe1686
      @slowmoe1686 5 років тому

      @@mr.aleximer What Kotor content was even in this film? Am I forgetting something?

    • @214TwoOneFo
      @214TwoOneFo 5 років тому

      BRO HOLD UP YOU JUST MADE ME REALIZE WHERE I KNEW OSCAR ISACCS FACE FROM!!!
      F-k me, I know it’s unrelated but for the longest time since I saw TFA, I wondered where I seen his face before, and it was EX MACHINA.
      Brahhhh I feel so stupid. Appreciate you unknowingly giving me a braingasm

  • @templeodoom4634
    @templeodoom4634 5 років тому +92

    Omfg the harry potter similarities went right over my head

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 4 роки тому +8

      Hey, I take offense on that! Harry actually has a personality (in the later books at least), which is more than what we can say about Rey.

  • @dbleo_
    @dbleo_ 5 років тому +53

    It's like Game of Thrones. The final season ruined the rest of the series so much that I don't think I can ever re-watch it again

  • @markoluciano1999
    @markoluciano1999 3 роки тому +43

    Thank you so much for saying what my biggest disgust of this new triology was. The fact that Finn at first was supposed to be with Rey and as a man of color in a predominantly suburban Caucasian area it made my heart smile. I was mad to see them throw that away but I did love Rose and accepted it. But to throw that away and to basically pull a Cartman from South Park and blaintly in my eyes say Black BELONG Together. Made me rage leave the theatre when i seen it. Your are the shit. Keep hope alive young brother.

  • @twilight-sparkle
    @twilight-sparkle 5 років тому +54

    the rise of skywalker feels like a fanfic

    • @ChiSbaObePcheH11
      @ChiSbaObePcheH11 5 років тому +10

      Fanfic has love behind it, that's better than this movie

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 5 років тому +5

      zoeWhy It feels like “The Cursed Child”

    • @jocelyncooper1738
      @jocelyncooper1738 5 років тому +5

      I’ve read plenty of fanfics better than TROS, but I get what you’re saying

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 4 роки тому +2

      This is an anti-fanfic.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 роки тому +1

      All the sequel movies feels like so, with Rian and Abrams being conflicting co-writers

  • @TheCommunistColin
    @TheCommunistColin 5 років тому +55

    I'm at about 17 minutes in so far, so I don't know if you mention it in the rest of the video, but in addition to the things you mentioned about IX retconning about VIII, it also pretty much deletes everything that Finn and Poe did in VIII. Finn's story in TFA is about being a deserter stormtrooper. Finn's story in TLJ is about trying to understand what heroism is. Finn's story in TROS is...being a deserter stormtrooper, with lots of focus going to his bond with the deserter stormtroopers on Endor. Poe in TLJ, meanwhile, is chastized for his bravado, lead-from-the-front attitude and learns that strategy is important, only for him to immediately be back at his gung ho self the moment he's left in charge in TROS.

    • @jaryncovell2538
      @jaryncovell2538 5 років тому +2

      TheCommunistColin how is he his “gun ho self the moment he’s left in charge”? He appoints Finn to lead with him and he says that he doesn’t want to do this mission but they literally do not have a choice. The Final Order fleet is preparing to launch with death star level weaponry, it’s now or they won’t have a chance. Not to mention that his old self was brash and proud and this one is apologizing. Not to mention he had no idea what to do when he was put in charge and put on a brave face to lead everyone

    • @nunouno001
      @nunouno001 5 років тому +1

      Tom Ffrench I don’t think they ruined his character, they mostly forgot to give him an character.

    • @Loomx5
      @Loomx5 5 років тому +3

      His character arc was fine.
      TFA: Only cares about himself -> Cares about Rey
      TLJ: Only cares about Rey -> care about the Resistance
      TROS: Whats an arc.

  • @femmedracula
    @femmedracula 5 років тому +58

    A Star War written and directed as Ready Player One.

  • @Bwb623
    @Bwb623 5 років тому +181

    So we just gonna ignore the fact that in the prequels the jedi were training a lot of force sensitive children that didnt come from some “royal” family and were just kids born with the force?

    • @MrBassmann15
      @MrBassmann15 5 років тому +37

      I kniw right? People need to understand that the medichlorians are not the force but rather mitochondria that everyone has in the Star Wars Universe. People don't have the force becuase they have medichlorians, but rather people have a high medichlorian count because they have the force which amplifies their senses and everything in their body.

    • @globalelite3042
      @globalelite3042 5 років тому +19

      I mean anakin wouldnt exactly be “royal” blood either. But the entire thing is that these arent random children but children the jedi knew about and they have a map of where they are. The point isnt that the blood is “royal” (which i dont think quinton said) but that the ability to use the force is entirely predetermined by who your parents are. The coolness factor of the force was that supposedly anybody can use it and that very little is known about it, but now its really just about being special by association of someone who can use the force.

    • @Giga419
      @Giga419 5 років тому +12

      Yeah there are a few massive statements made in this video that aren't supported by the movies, specifically the prequels. The part about Vader's redemption not making sense is rife with this in this video.

    • @globalelite3042
      @globalelite3042 5 років тому +20

      Giga419 he didnt say it didnt make sense. He said its ruined at this point. In the ot we see vader as a unambiguous bad guy through his actions. As more and more media comes and we see home many people vaders needlessly killed his ultimate redemption being that he killed the ultimate bad guy feels less and less like a redemption for all the crimes hes committed. And with the revelation that sidious didnt die, his redemption especially doesnt feel like it makes up for all the crimes hes committed.

    • @Giga419
      @Giga419 5 років тому +5

      @@globalelite3042 I don't see a meaningful difference between saying the redemption 'doesn't make sense' and 'doesn't make up' for Vader's past actions. Since the directorial intention wasn't for the redemption to not mitigate the atrocities, his conclusion can be adequately described as 'not making sense'.

  • @Alexander59059
    @Alexander59059 5 років тому +431

    “The black people are replacements for Ewoks”- Quinton 2019

    • @EDITRON
      @EDITRON 5 років тому +21

      What a racistism!

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 років тому +24

      Quintonain might act like a leftist, but *they* are a chud on the inside!

    • @zippidisx2749
      @zippidisx2749 5 років тому +3

      HAHAH omg why? haha

    • @johnx8146
      @johnx8146 5 років тому +2

      I would like this comment but let's keep it as 69

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 років тому +3

      @@johnx8146 it must get all the likes. We must cancel Quintonain because it red pills diabeto the world is doomed

  • @RappinPicard
    @RappinPicard 5 років тому +57

    I’ve seen a lot of people calling TROS “Dark Empire but worse” and I can’t exactly disagree with that.

    • @lovebunny2652
      @lovebunny2652 5 років тому +3

      I mean i think Dark Empire is way way worse than this but it's still bad

    • @heavysystemsinc.
      @heavysystemsinc. 5 років тому

      What the fuck is Dark Empire? Star Wars fans know most people don't care about the EU, right?

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 років тому

      Homestuck!

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 5 років тому +13

      @@heavysystemsinc.
      Dark Empire was a Legends comic that was also about Palpatine coming back from the dead. It is one of the more divisive entries in the Franchise. Rise of Skywalker being partially based off of it didn't help matters.

  • @esper6683
    @esper6683 5 років тому +218

    I physically gagged when the reylo kiss happened. Like hey remember when Kylo tortured and kidnapped her, killed Han who was sort of like a mentor/father figure to her and tried to kill her friends?

    • @MajaBiana
      @MajaBiana 5 років тому +43

      Could they've become allies and maybe friends, yes, but in a romantic/sexual relationship, definitely no. Even if we split Kylo from Ben, Rey barely knew him as Ben, how could she be in love with him to the point of kissing after ~5 minutes which was mostly fighting and trying to survive?
      I'd preferred him to stay alive, because it could be interesting to explore what you do as individuals and as a society with mass murderers and war criminals if they're too strong to be kept in jail, for example, and honestly have changed their way. To what degree could he become a part of society again? How would different people react? Like Rey changing her last name in the end, because you can't say out loud that you're a Palpatine after all that he did (the only good part of the whole descendant of Palpatine thing imo).

    • @bilisahussein9076
      @bilisahussein9076 5 років тому

      Espurr but he is good now so it doesnt matter hehehehehehe

    • @esper6683
      @esper6683 5 років тому +11

      The redemption was way too rushed

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 5 років тому +12

      Its also hinted they're biologically related in some way so...yikes

    • @214TwoOneFo
      @214TwoOneFo 5 років тому +2

      Lol you “physically gagged”? Y’all SW super fans make my tiny nutsack cringe.

  • @Grundleburger
    @Grundleburger 4 роки тому +19

    The difference between the knights of Ren and Organization XIII is that the Organization XIII was actually comprised of “characters” and had stakes in the plot as opposed to the cardboard cutouts to put in a trailer that the knights were

  • @Robotfan987
    @Robotfan987 5 років тому +188

    The "Empress Palpatine" line made me cringe out of my skull.

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 5 років тому +3

      That wasa line.

    • @deetvleet
      @deetvleet 5 років тому +18

      that's got a nice ring to it ngl

    • @griffinfrench
      @griffinfrench 5 років тому +9

      At first I thought he was saying “impress Palpatine”

    • @GarlicDogDOTA
      @GarlicDogDOTA 5 років тому +1

      All i could think of there was the “more female war criminals yas” meme

  • @DeathRayGraphics
    @DeathRayGraphics 5 років тому +127

    Holy shit... the Harry Potter twist! I can't believe I didn't make the connection!
    Sir, yours is by far my favorite analysis of this film. Excellent work.

    • @AlexanderBlues1228
      @AlexanderBlues1228 5 років тому

      Wrathofporkins Jason! Dude!

    • @DeathRayGraphics
      @DeathRayGraphics 5 років тому +1

      @@AlexanderBlues1228 Alex! Buddy! We meet in the funniest places, don't we?

    • @AlexanderBlues1228
      @AlexanderBlues1228 5 років тому

      Wrathofporkins We do. We really do. He’s spot on, isn’t he. There was so much backfilling going on, I felt like there was enough plot for another whole movie!

  • @ronnordan7323
    @ronnordan7323 5 років тому +24

    Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
    Poe Dameron: Hold muh beer
    First Order TIE fighter pilot: We haz hyperdrive and hyperspace tracking?
    Final Order Sith Star Destroyer Navigator: Holy crap there's fog in the way! We're stuck on this planet!

    • @faketohma
      @faketohma 5 років тому +3

      Ron Nordan I was like ok now you’re fucking with the laws of hyperspace and light speed.
      They don’t work like that.

  • @Patrick-Phelan
    @Patrick-Phelan 4 роки тому +39

    I'm still mad about that retcon.
    TLJ: It's not important where you come from. It's not important who your parents were. It's important what you do.
    TROS: WAIT SHUT UP IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT LET'S GET BACK TO HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS
    It's one of the reasons I never liked the Yuuzhan Vong.
    TRILOGY: The true threat to a good and peaceful existence is people - people just like us, who want personal power for its own sake, or to lord it over others, but not to help. There's nothing "other" about villainy; it comes from the same place as heroism, and it's something we have to watch for. Also, is it a coincidence that the Rebels come from many races and feature alien species whereas the Empire is all white male humans who, the one time they use alien assets, famously refer to them by saying "we don't need this scum?" Probably n...
    EU: ACTUALLY THE TRUE THREAT TO A GOOD AND PEACEFUL EXISTENCE IS PAIN-WORSHIPPING ALIENS AND ACTUALLY PALPATINE WAS TRYING TO STOP THEM SO I BET YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING HIM NOW

    • @richardvilla2303
      @richardvilla2303 4 роки тому +5

      Deep Legacy cuts right here.

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 4 роки тому +4

      Its not a retcon but it is also interesting how they couldn't do both with Finn, who was right there and set up to be force sensitive in TFA and also have Rey be connected to an evil lineage. But TLJ was so different and good and subverted expectations

  • @christopherbare9277
    @christopherbare9277 5 років тому +38

    Honestly, I'm glad I ignored the spoiler warning and watched this instead of seeing the movie in theaters. I was actually really excited for the direction that TLJ was going in by subverting a lot of the series expectations. I was hoping we were going to get an ending that challenged the existence of the Jedi as hero figures and made it clear that the force was simply a part of nature that the Jedi and Sith had twisted to their own religious ends... not in an enlightened centrist way, but in a way that is critical of allowing *any* powerful people to dictate the course of society based on their whims. Never in my darkest nightmares would I have imagined them bringing Palpatine back as Rey's grandfather.

    • @Newfiecat
      @Newfiecat 5 років тому

      I was really, really hoping for that, too. It looked like it was heading in that direction thematically...

    • @shadowswept1474
      @shadowswept1474 5 років тому +2

      I'm with you. I was hoping for it to end with the gray jedi and the balance of the force. They lied to us and said it was the end of the saga, but they left it open for the dark side to rise again and repeat the cycle. There was no real resolution to the story.

    • @shoulderoforion115
      @shoulderoforion115 5 років тому

      As much as I agree with what you just said, it does actually go in to the jedi and sith being one and the same. I th8nk thematically this is a really misunderstood movie

    • @shoulderoforion115
      @shoulderoforion115 5 років тому

      @@shadowswept1474 Rey and Ben hold eachothers life force, if this isn't a grey jedi moment I think you heavily misunderstand what being a grey jedi represents. Both sides of the force have found their balance, and while the incest thing is undeniable (lol) if it would have been a great film with the same ending I think everyone would agree this is the best way for the Skywalker saga to end

  • @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176
    @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176 5 років тому +59

    Read up on the behind the scenes for this movie cause it was just so… not good that I had to know
    Apparently Lucasfilms initially promised Abrams total creative control, and then proceeded to meddle in the film nonstop, to the point where the bulk of the movie is just reshoots
    Preportedly this was because Lucasfilms was so worried about audience reception after the Solo flop and the backlash against TLJ that they thought their safest bet would be to make this movie as similar to the original trilogy as possible

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 років тому +6

      Yaaaay thanks Disney

    • @BlueScarabGuy
      @BlueScarabGuy 5 років тому +5

      I dunno. Many of the film's biggest issues smell far more of Abrams than of Disney (primarily all the mystery box stuff that he clearly didn't have answers for when he created the questions). But it's also so haphazardly edited that I totally see studio mucking about as another key factor.

    • @SwimmingBird27
      @SwimmingBird27 5 років тому +1

      What a shitshow the sequel trilogy has been. Can just pretend it is really bad fan fiction.

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 5 років тому

      #ReleaseTheJohnsonCut

  • @996vlada
    @996vlada 5 років тому +135

    Last jedi wasn't that bad but I hated that she survived. The point isn't "Marry Popins force pull", it's that they could have given her an impactful death. I was so upset knowing Carrie passed away.

    • @Bryan-dr5qy
      @Bryan-dr5qy 5 років тому +24

      100% prefer having the Luke-Leia scene at the end still intact though

    • @trmblingblustar
      @trmblingblustar 5 років тому +5

      It was that bad.

    • @mynameisjack0618
      @mynameisjack0618 5 років тому +2

      Carries death ruined the sequel trilogy imo

    • @socksleeve
      @socksleeve 5 років тому +4

      I will say that her just pulling the force out of her ass annoyed me, as well as them killing Ackbar

    • @roachdoggjr722
      @roachdoggjr722 5 років тому +8

      Yevta TBH I loved that move. She died before the movie came out so EVERYBODY thought there was gonna be a death scene. But they totally pulled the wool over everyone's eyes and kept her alive, it was a really sly move that I feel paid off

  • @greenman4693
    @greenman4693 4 роки тому +48

    Okay, I have something to say with that gay kiss. I saw a headline about that a few hours before I went to see the movie, and I thought they were talking about Finn and Poe. I shipped StormPilot since the beginning, so I was really excited, and my friend who I was seeing it with agreed that we were about to get our wish. The entire movie, we were jokingly and excitedly pointing out all the romantic tension between them. At the very end, there was that moment where Finn and Poe started running towards each other as the camera panned in, and we were so excited. And they hugged. Not kissed. Hugged. They pulled back, and for a second I still had hope. And then it cut to the actual kiss. Quinton said it very well, in that we shouldn’t praise Hollywood until they make actual big strides in representation. If LGBTQ romances in these major mainstream franchises are going to be constantly relegated to split second displays of affection by unknown background characters, or will-they, won’t-they gay-baiting, I think I’m done with those franchises.
    EDIT: Spelling

    • @SephonDK
      @SephonDK 3 роки тому +4

      I'm so sorry you were disappointed like this. Personally I feel the same way. Like, I wasn't looking forward to it as much, but if they kissed we'd at least have SOMETHING real. Them not going there because of China is just cowardly and, probably worst of all, dull.

    • @arbitarious
      @arbitarious 2 роки тому

      @@SephonDK at least marvel doesn't cower to China anymore. At least for thor 4? (I forgot which movie)