The Time The Place, Chris Morris

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  • Опубліковано 22 тра 2006
  • chris morris on some terrible looking chat show being a pain, good man.
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  • @TheComplete
    @TheComplete 7 років тому +244

    I always have the feeling that Chris Morris' genius has been underused over the years. We need it now more than ever...

    • @12345charliebrown
      @12345charliebrown 6 років тому +2

      we have /pol/ its all the shitposting you'll ever need.

    • @mikejarrett3297
      @mikejarrett3297 6 років тому +5

      He realised with brass eye television was going to be impossible for his brilliance and the PC brigade will have made his life hell-i'd love to see him back tho ripping both sides cos political comedy now is so one sided.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 6 років тому +1

      Life would be boring without him and he knows it!!!!

    • @lilithlevi9534
      @lilithlevi9534 3 роки тому

      Oh after he said and saw all aldready in 90 jam the ep of cable guy with the tv spreading lizard was 30 years before all was seen by those wakin now and i was a little strange girl lookin he must flew in usa only for a thing today all use pedorings and celebrities flagged as pedos c mon ..
      I passed drugs but i was not offended by the sketch of the heroin adict going to buy cigarettes with money and a gun why cause it was true it remembered me my 2 husband when were in a bad money period and i ve been raped noobody cries for me so fuck it they turn it as they want if he did as sacha baron cohen and sold out he now can be on netflix but we re not all sheepole sheep people that is a dangerous race then they complain for how this world works oh god god

    • @davepowell7168
      @davepowell7168 2 роки тому

      Shh, what about now after Chinese batflu plague and on the brink of thermonuclear vaporisation!
      You don't appreciate a quiet life when it's happening ? Peace ✌

  • @sejlali1704
    @sejlali1704 10 років тому +156

    "And you've changed the colour of your hair. Why is it not white anymore?" lmao!!

  • @iainrobb2076
    @iainrobb2076 8 років тому +120

    "A large four legged breast...and they were scared by it." Comic gold.

  • @kev9089798767
    @kev9089798767 8 років тому +77

    "What happened to your hair? Why is it not white anymore?" is my personal favourite part

  • @Evilacidfunker
    @Evilacidfunker 15 років тому +16

    The way he stayed in character and completely ad-libbed the last part is genius

  • @basselkh8082
    @basselkh8082 6 років тому +43

    sitting there trolling their show with serious straight face like a legend he is

  • @briancooper
    @briancooper 9 років тому +76

    The legend Chris Morris.

  • @dannysmith785
    @dannysmith785 8 років тому +118

    When Chris Morris opens a Troll School, I'm there.

    • @twitchygiraffe4636
      @twitchygiraffe4636 8 років тому +21

      Indeed! Chris was doing trolling long before trolling was even a concept of annoying people!!

    • @Muskateering
      @Muskateering 7 років тому +7

      And he did it in person!

    • @ML-zk9gx
      @ML-zk9gx 7 років тому +4

      Then we got sacha baron cohen that just went slightly insane with it, obviously influence by chris morris

    • @MantisEnergy
      @MantisEnergy 4 роки тому +2

      Chris Morris for PM.

    • @garymorgan3314
      @garymorgan3314 4 роки тому +4

      @@MantisEnergy Oh he's far better than that Jonathan. Met him once, outside the Pinter theatre. Polite, interesting, chatty.
      In fact an utterly top bloke.

  • @blueknightuk
    @blueknightuk 12 років тому +51

    JS: Christopher Morris. Does that ring a bell?
    CM: No.

  • @replicas11
    @replicas11 8 років тому +65

    Excellent lampoon by Chris Morris and congrats to the host for taking it well and handling the situation professionally despite having Chris rip the shit out of his show in a manner and style only he could do.

  • @DCI-Frank-Burnside
    @DCI-Frank-Burnside 7 років тому +57

    Our ancestors were so enchanted by breasts, they built giant monuments to them, what we today call hills. Britain today would be flat if it were not for this fixation.

    • @rainblaze.
      @rainblaze. 6 років тому +3

      Woody Hutton
      you sir win the internet for today pleeeease ...take a bow

  • @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist
    @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist 17 років тому +4

    Where is he now? There is nobody who can touch Chris Morris. Brasseye and The Day Today still crack me up now. Never seen this before. Brilliant.

  • @EclecticSceptic
    @EclecticSceptic 14 років тому +12

    What a legend. He is a master of keeping a straight face.

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 7 років тому +3

    "The Time, The Place" was the mid morning talk show on ITV. It usually aired live at 10.00am weekdays and would come from different parts of the UK each week, but most of the time it was either London, Norwich or Nottingham. I remember it as a kid, when I was on school holidays during the early 1990s. It lasted from 1987-1998.

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +4

    I have no idea why he doesn't appear in his own films, he's a sublime actor

  • @TehBuhmDiggeee
    @TehBuhmDiggeee 16 років тому +4

    I actually don't think it's possible to not adore this guy. He's fucking hilarious, everything he's done has been side-splittingly funny.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliance, as one would expect from a comedy genius.

  • @IanM1984
    @IanM1984 12 років тому +20

    Chris Morris is a British treasure. Oh, and there weren't any Saxons in what is now GB when the Romans were here, rather, Celts.

  • @bigfan1041
    @bigfan1041 7 років тому +6

    Please come back Chris.

  • @PooperScooperTrooper
    @PooperScooperTrooper 10 років тому +9

    I saw this when it aired. It was very freaky and funny at the time. I was a big fan then as well. Really cool.

  • @robbiesize
    @robbiesize 9 років тому +20

    The talentless hack was pretty cool. Morris is a bit of a god.

  • @monozero
    @monozero 17 років тому +4

    Genius thanks so much. I laughed so much. The line where he asked why he'd changed the colour of his hair in reference to Kilroy. Brilliant. I've met him and I was off my face. I asked for his autograph and he totally 'Morris'd' me by making me wait while he scratched a name on a peice of paper with his hotel room key. I just thought he was being nice cos there was no pen. I then sobered up and realised he was totally taking the piss. I feel so honoured!

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 9 років тому +24

    Miss you Chris, do something new for us quick please.

    • @flacidmemberstate
      @flacidmemberstate 7 років тому +2

      Ged Rooney feature length film been commissioned by film 4

    • @MantisEnergy
      @MantisEnergy 4 роки тому

      You can find a video of him discussing trump's tactics that's recent

  • @AkyovNorthWest
    @AkyovNorthWest 6 років тому +16

    2:25 notice how quick he just thinks up the Peter Davis story

    • @Right_Said_Brett
      @Right_Said_Brett 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair, it's extremely likely that Chris Morris had already come up with the Peter Davis pseudonym and character backstory, just in case the producers noticed that it was Chris Morris sat in the audience, spouting humorous nonsense.

    • @Oialca
      @Oialca 3 роки тому +1

      @@Right_Said_Brett I’d agree with that, not to say he isn’t quick!

  • @Insomniac_1986
    @Insomniac_1986 11 років тому +7

    Thank you Peter Baxendale Thomas.

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 7 років тому +21

    A troll before troll was even common knowledge.

    • @djdoolittle1315
      @djdoolittle1315 5 років тому

      Supercharged 💚😂

    • @MBM1117727
      @MBM1117727 5 років тому

      Lol do you think people didn't play pranks before the internet?

  • @frenchkids
    @frenchkids 14 років тому +1

    Can't belive I'd never seen this before. This is a gem.

  • @leyobahn2011
    @leyobahn2011 10 років тому +67

    Chris Morris has been away for a while... He needs to get on the Jeremy Kyle show as an alcoholic father who screwed his daughter's goldfish and give him hell!

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 5 років тому +1

    Man, seeing this really made me realize how on-point the brass eye episode with this format was.

  • @Sunlight70
    @Sunlight70 15 років тому +1

    Love the way Morris can hook a few people with a popular opinion then turn the screw as much as possible. Class act.

  • @ElvenEmma
    @ElvenEmma 17 років тому +1

    chris morris is a legend no question about it

  • @awaitlightning
    @awaitlightning 14 років тому +1

    What an utter, utter legend!!

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 17 років тому +1

    Correct. I'd never seen this before. He's as good a performance artist as he is an actor or writer. Everything he does is pure class

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 9 років тому +7

    THE BALLS!

  • @66Nico
    @66Nico 14 років тому +1

    Chris Morris, another Genius! He and Peter Cook were the best.

  • @su79nioj
    @su79nioj 17 років тому +2

    Chris Morris: Fearless.

  • @Epistemofo
    @Epistemofo 14 років тому +3

    Morris is a master of comedic guerilla warfare.

  • @porksidewarrior
    @porksidewarrior 17 років тому

    u the man morris,,true comedy legend,,probs the best ever,,genius

  • @twitchygiraffe4636
    @twitchygiraffe4636 7 років тому

    I would have payed a fortune to be in the audience that day! Would of taken all my dvd's to get signed and been a total fan boy! Chris at his best here!

  • @LAnonHubbard
    @LAnonHubbard 13 років тому +1

    Absolutely love it.

  • @dragonjohn34
    @dragonjohn34 11 років тому +6

    I swear he calls him a lucky bastard at the end.

    • @beardtrick
      @beardtrick 7 років тому +2

      dragonjohn34 yeah I think he does to

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 9 років тому +6

    "This is getting very profound."

  • @headgunk
    @headgunk 10 років тому +5

    ''You've dyed your hair!, whys it not white anymore!'' ''I have not''

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 18 років тому

    It had an early-morning repeat the next day. Judging by a few threads on Cook'd And Bomb'd, a fair few Chris Morris fans saw this live and were very much delighted / mortified.

  • @StonefieldJim4
    @StonefieldJim4 15 років тому

    The thought of a world without Chris scares me.

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks 12 років тому +7

    "Incolae praiapae"

  • @mayzon111222
    @mayzon111222 16 років тому +1

    legend

  • @garymorgan3314
    @garymorgan3314 6 років тому

    Ah Morris, what a bloke. Hilarious. Met him and had quite a chat: courteous, clever and genuine. (When not mucking about, as here).

  • @TokyoXtreme
    @TokyoXtreme 6 років тому +2

    "The story of the MINE-otaur." Classic Chris pronunciations.

  • @stephenmcconnell1000
    @stephenmcconnell1000 8 років тому +41

    Hahaha he pretends that he thinks Stapleton is Kilroy-Silk with the white hair comment at the end

    • @billsheppard1166
      @billsheppard1166 7 років тому +4

      I think Morris managed to find the receipts for Just for Men in Stapleton's bin

  • @paulconnelly4050
    @paulconnelly4050 5 років тому +3

    I remember when this happened. Chris Morris is and has always been so unappreciated despite being one of the funniest and smartest comedians in the UK. Armando Ianucci and Stewart Lee are in the same league.

    • @garymorgan3314
      @garymorgan3314 4 роки тому +3

      No, they really aren't. Armando has different, huge skills. Lee is a little overrated imo.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +1

      Wholeheartedly agree gazza, Armando is brilliant but different and Lee is nowhere near the level of Morris. Crazy to mention them in the same breath.

    • @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
      @UnbelievableEricthegiraffe 2 роки тому

      @@jockmackay9582 It wasn't mentioned in the Same Breath it was a Written Comment.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 2 роки тому

      @@UnbelievableEricthegiraffe metaphorically speaking you dimwit

  • @MantisEnergy
    @MantisEnergy 4 роки тому +2

    I think many Morris fans have felt like this.. "Actually what's counterintuitive and interesting about that is. "
    "NURRRR HAHAA"

  • @donsby
    @donsby 14 років тому

    He's a genius!! Got to love Chris Morris

  • @DZZLL
    @DZZLL 16 років тому

    Oh I loooove chris morris. one of the greatest british comedians ever.

  • @alexbooth9766
    @alexbooth9766 9 років тому +8

    Mr Reynholm before he run Reynholm Industries

  • @mirkiekishka
    @mirkiekishka 14 років тому

    when he says men are frightened of women with brains the woman at the back goes ABSOLUTELY. :)) Genius

  • @bringmemybow
    @bringmemybow 14 років тому

    "what d'you make of that" I love this genius, wish he did more of his own stuff.

  • @kennethspoonfeeder4259
    @kennethspoonfeeder4259 10 років тому +3

    He is our leader

  • @stevolution666
    @stevolution666 15 років тому

    i love you chris

  • @Stereolabdream
    @Stereolabdream 13 років тому

    When I was at University at St Mary's in Twickenham from 1989-1993 the nearby studios where they filmed this used to offer us students £10 to turn up when they were short of a studio audience.
    I can assure you, we always enjoyed the day (and the bit of beer money that went with it) and being on TV almost daily...and our comments were almost as cheeky as Chris Morris's....

  • @gday1111111
    @gday1111111 11 років тому +5

    Stapleton actually deals with this well.
    Morris was getting aggressive and he stayed polite and moved the show forward like a gent.

  • @Jamesharveycomics
    @Jamesharveycomics 4 роки тому +3

    I brought this up at one of the Brass Eye: Oxide Ghosts shows, and the director confirmed that Morris was doing this for Brass Eye. He didn't use any of the footage on the show because he got rumbled, as you'll see at the end.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 4 роки тому +1

      interesting. any other nice bits of info from those oxide thingys?

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 4 роки тому +3

      C S5 oh yeah, lots. There was some extremely funny material that would have been far too rude to put on the show. It was a few years ago, so my memory’s a bit blank. There was footage of the elephant shitting on the studio floor Blue Peter-style and Morris immediately quips “did I press the wrong button?”, making the whole crew laugh. Which is a side of himself he never usually reveals. A shame, really.

    • @Jamesharveycomics
      @Jamesharveycomics 4 роки тому +3

      C S5 oh, and Morris remained in character the entire time he was at the studios for The Time The Place. So this scene where he stormed out of the studio continued all the way out into the car park and beyond.

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jamesharveycomics haha brilliant. I actually saw this when it went out. I had a really bad hangover and half thought I might be hallucinating it.
      I'm gutted the oxide ghosts thing is not coming out on dvd/blu ray/youtube etc....

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks 5 місяців тому +1

      Are you the James Harvey who did that hugely formatted comic about radical plastic surgery?! That was fantastic, I still have the first printing! Beautiful, beautiful artwork.

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 13 років тому +1

    A brilliant performance - best enjoyed with a piping hot bowl of invisible lead soup.

  • @OliverLevy
    @OliverLevy 18 років тому

    "You LANKY Welshman" sounds about right to me.

  • @spearian
    @spearian 14 років тому

    great stuff! im so pleased he did this :D

  • @myloverisbillmurray
    @myloverisbillmurray 14 років тому

    unflinching....fantastic.

  • @LiamPorterFilms
    @LiamPorterFilms 15 років тому

    He doesn't even smirk. What a guy.

  • @mattjohnholmes
    @mattjohnholmes 17 років тому

    i love chris morris

  • @ElDudeBrother
    @ElDudeBrother 16 років тому

    This is amazing!! The four-legged breast killed me.

  • @fusionrocket
    @fusionrocket 15 років тому

    i laughed sooo much.. thankyou Chris..

  • @tc98826
    @tc98826 12 років тому +13

    Did he make all that up? I admit I was convinced in parts

  • @margatecoxon
    @margatecoxon 15 років тому

    Chris Morris you legend!

  • @MetalGearKelan
    @MetalGearKelan 16 років тому

    sheer brilliance

  • @martinbaldy
    @martinbaldy 6 років тому +2

    "a second brain in the breast" - and they didn't think it was crazy haha.

  • @PlanetBongoSan
    @PlanetBongoSan 11 років тому

    this is a fucking gem thanks for the upload pal

  • @franksvenatra
    @franksvenatra 17 років тому

    GENIUS

  • @MegaCunnie
    @MegaCunnie 6 років тому

    Pure genius.

  • @Sparks127
    @Sparks127 17 років тому

    Didn't know about this, Chris, you are the Bozz Bozz!

  • @SethHesio
    @SethHesio 14 років тому

    So ahead of his time..

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 9 років тому +9

    Chris Morris #1 Troll before Trolls!

  • @georgeibam
    @georgeibam 17 років тому

    only time i've seen Chris get busted. Handled it well and never let it happen again. At least he never let it get broadcast.

  • @fivepointsix
    @fivepointsix 18 років тому

    semi-rumbled...... i love that. i'm gonna use it in conversation this week.

  • @Shithouse1
    @Shithouse1 15 років тому

    Chris Morris is a F**king legend!

  • @Antennahat
    @Antennahat 16 років тому

    He´s my hero man! Chris Morris is up there with the whole Monty Python crew!
    Fucking genius! He´s managed to criticise the media as a whole in the most powerfull way possible and yet people still see him as just a sick bastard. Comprehensible, but just not fair..
    I hope they let you do more great stuff Chris!!
    Abraços from Brazil!

  • @1981chrismartin
    @1981chrismartin 15 років тому

    That sounds brilliant!

  • @skd1337
    @skd1337 14 років тому

    LEGEND!

  • @stipey2
    @stipey2 15 років тому

    "And you've changed the colour of your hair, why is it not white anymore?! Absolutlet brilliant video.

  • @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist
    @DavidWilliamsTheHedonist 17 років тому

    Jesus here he goes again. Good on him.

  • @tobias89
    @tobias89 14 років тому

    Love it at the end when the presenter goes all Partridge.

  • @Jonboytaff
    @Jonboytaff 15 років тому

    Chris Morris = Comedy Genius

  • @chrisschef
    @chrisschef 14 років тому +1

    saw this live when i was just aboy

  • @mion20
    @mion20 18 років тому +1

    Nathan Barley is the funniest thing ever... there I've said it. This clip is also brilliant. I wish I had Chris Morris's straight face to pull it off.

  • @DesElmes
    @DesElmes 16 років тому

    The Time, The Place was ITV's challenger to the BBC's Kilroy during its ten years on the air, and both shows were less extreme than Jeremy Kyle.

  • @passingpoor
    @passingpoor 15 років тому +1

    This is the greatest comedian of all time.
    It is testimony of the sheer stupidity of most people's lives. The fact that Cohen and
    Brand are more famous is an absolute outrage.
    Bow to the master, form and hype are temporary class is permanent.

  • @sqgl
    @sqgl 15 років тому

    thanks I missed that

  • @geekymarianne
    @geekymarianne 12 років тому +1

    The guy got an MP to ask a parliamentary question about a completely fictional drug. Parliament promised to monitor this fictional drug and if necessary, ban it. It's all in parliamentary records. Chris Morris, quite simply, deserves a knighthood.

  • @mickstephenson
    @mickstephenson 16 років тому

    Chris Morris is a sonic youth fan... WIN

  • @qwerty271
    @qwerty271 16 років тому

    LEGEND

  • @bgg0071
    @bgg0071 15 років тому

    haha, v. funny. thnx for posting !

  • @raborian
    @raborian 16 років тому

    what a man!!