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@@zardyfoolhardy5191 yeah I know. They’re still super salty about not being able to smite me where I stand. The only one who seems to be alright is Apollo. He’s chill. Artemis sorta just leaves me alone, so I suppose she’s ok too.
Probably nothing, because the statement doesn’t mention *when* he will lengthen his nose. Therefore he must be referring to he fact he will inevitably do it in the future.
@@WDinATX well since Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies it might grow cause he said that "he'll lengthen his nose" which he can't but it can also mean that his nose won't grow since he isn't lying that his nose will grow jundging by the fact he lied about making his nose grow so he isn't and is lying at the same time it has nothing to do about when he will lengthen his nose but whether it will grow on no, but at the same time maybe I'm thinking too much of it and I'm just being dumb since its 4 in the morning and I'm just rambling about a fictional character in a UA-cam comment section
Pinocchio is currently a real boy, so nothing. Besides, the purpose of the nose growth was to metaphorically represent the way lies and deception build up until the absurdity of its own merit exposes itself. A mistruth with no moral implications wouldn't cause the nose to grow even as a puppet.
Her: Seriously you think I’m jealous? Me: No, I said you have control issues, and an overblown sense of self importance. There’s a big difference. -several hours later reporting to a school counselor- Me: And that’s when the fight started, I swear!
Spoon: why are you acting so nervous, and why are you sweating so much, and why do yo- *smirk* Seaglass: no, no wait, it’s not what you think! This is a big misunderstanding, you have to believe me, I… listen I’m telling you, you better listen to me, spoon!!! Spoon: you like spoon, don’t you seaglass
Jesus H. Christ she's so tsundere I'm suprised she can dress herself everyday! "I mean, its not like I want to wear socks today or anything - like, don't get so full of yourself socks ugh". Anyways this was cute.
In scenarios like this, I like to imagine that I'm just a spectator or a third person just there listening but has very little presence for them to even notice my existence
You have to simultaneously fit in and not fit in, I call it "Perfect Chameleon". The trick is be completely forget able, know how to just blend into the background, know how to hone in onto specific sounds(be able to filter out specific noices and tune into a specific one), and part of blending into the surroundings is also keeping a safe distance while not coming off as an obvious shadow. Big part of it is mostly coming off as a complete nobody, nothing more than just a needle in a haystack. It can be fun and it can be dangerous lol.
"Was that lily you were talking too?" I didn't know you guys didn't like each other and sadly enough I don't have my chicken nuggets so yes I was talking to her because you didn't fulfill your promise of buying me chicken nuggets.
Seaglass: "I'm not jealous." Me: "The lady doth protest too... ah forget it, look, don't make me quote Shakespeare. Can we just have an adult conversation about feelings here?"
Here's some advice from a junior: when your professors tell you to do things ahead of time you really should. Some assignments will take a lot longer than expected. Don't procrastinate and you'll be good bro. Chin up king.
I loved the audio, and I did not payed that much of attention in any background noises, you did a really great job with audio editing, but I laughed when I read what your roommates were doing, I know exactly how that is, I had a whole year of those type of stuff last year.
" It's a pretty big deal- no offense " Ghurl better shut yo ass up before sniper flick ou from across the world You did great work on this and hope you continue making great audios because it's very well done !
Ok...i know that this girl is Clearly in lv with the MC and she is jealous and all,and she seems to be a tsundere but...god she is one arrogant one.that popularity seems to got over in her head. (BTW nice voice)
It's both off-putting and really cute how petty she's being because she's just jealous of your affections. screams insecure, but she could be quite a catch with a bit of work
@@zardyfoolhardy5191 I have a lot of bad experience with someone who I thought was a friend named lilly, to the point that hearing her name kind of messes with me
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"Was that Lily you were talking to?"
Me, named Lily: *sweating*
My second name is Lilith. Sooo, does that count too lol
Run
so you're gay?
nothing wrong about it
me yeah i wish
Lmao😂
“Anything you wanna watch”
Me: *proceeds to binge the entirety of phineas and ferb in one sitting*
You are more powerful than even the gods
@@zardyfoolhardy5191 yeah I know. They’re still super salty about not being able to smite me where I stand. The only one who seems to be alright is Apollo. He’s chill. Artemis sorta just leaves me alone, so I suppose she’s ok too.
@@puglife658 ok
First time?
Gave me nostalgia as I just recited the entire intro outloud
Why won’t she leave me alone
When a human girl is scarier than muzan lol
@@mjhunt9339 not scary just clinging
she has a crush on you
@@carlsacel7222 your probably right
🗿
she sounds so happy and that makes me happy.
Your thumbnails are oddly comforting? Like the visual itself os as relaxing as the video. Me likey.
you worded it perfectly
Just a random thought
if Pinocchio says, "I'll lengthen my nose" what will happen?
"I don't need sleep. I need answers."
Probably nothing, because the statement doesn’t mention *when* he will lengthen his nose. Therefore he must be referring to he fact he will inevitably do it in the future.
It implodes
@@WDinATX well since Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies it might grow cause he said that "he'll lengthen his nose" which he can't but it can also mean that his nose won't grow since he isn't lying that his nose will grow jundging by the fact he lied about making his nose grow so he isn't and is lying at the same time it has nothing to do about when he will lengthen his nose but whether it will grow on no, but at the same time maybe I'm thinking too much of it and I'm just being dumb since its 4 in the morning and I'm just rambling about a fictional character in a UA-cam comment section
Pinocchio is currently a real boy, so nothing.
Besides, the purpose of the nose growth was to metaphorically represent the way lies and deception build up until the absurdity of its own merit exposes itself. A mistruth with no moral implications wouldn't cause the nose to grow even as a puppet.
Her: Seriously you think I’m jealous?
Me: No, I said you have control issues, and an overblown sense of self importance. There’s a big difference.
-several hours later reporting to a school counselor-
Me: And that’s when the fight started, I swear!
"officer i swear i dropkicked that child in self defence"
@@korisnickoime571 damn technoblade quote
@@MilkyWay-eh9ij never thought I'd see one here xD
@@pouncelygrin6699 RIP
"Counselor i assure you that using that krak missile was entirely necessary for my self defense"
The "I don't care, we're friends" part actually made me smile. Thank you
Spoon: why are you acting so nervous, and why are you sweating so much, and why do yo- *smirk*
Seaglass: no, no wait, it’s not what you think! This is a big misunderstanding, you have to believe me, I… listen I’m telling you, you better listen to me, spoon!!!
Spoon: you like spoon, don’t you seaglass
S P O O N
Spoon ship?
Spoon what are the canon ships in your universe
Best romance I've ever red
Sea like spoon
Jesus H. Christ she's so tsundere I'm suprised she can dress herself everyday!
"I mean, its not like I want to wear socks today or anything - like, don't get so full of yourself socks ugh".
Anyways this was cute.
Jesus Hesus Cesus
Joward Howard Coward
Jhrist Hhrist Christ
No way I'm getting in you, shirt!
That reminds me of Noelle from Black Clover being tsundere to the chocobanana
@@johnmurcott1273 What you mean by that. 🤨
@@kingdogethell6774 😏
The first 3 minutes in is when my sarcasm would of kicked it.
*rolls eyes sarcastically*
Wait, are you jealous?
"No, I'm not jealous."
Ah, so a tsundre then
"She was actually thinking about going out with Lucas"
Me who's name is Lucas: ...Que?
Lol🤣
Homies called nameless but has a name lol
“Do you think I’m jealous”
Yes
This is genuinely my favorite ASMR rp I've researched it like 15 times already
Her: "im not Jealous"
Me: "denyl is a river in Egypt"
In scenarios like this, I like to imagine that I'm just a spectator or a third person just there listening but has very little presence for them to even notice my existence
The perfect eavesdropper!
That skill is very much real, I can tell you, I've been able to overhear some interesting conversations
You have to simultaneously fit in and not fit in, I call it "Perfect Chameleon". The trick is be completely forget able, know how to just blend into the background, know how to hone in onto specific sounds(be able to filter out specific noices and tune into a specific one), and part of blending into the surroundings is also keeping a safe distance while not coming off as an obvious shadow. Big part of it is mostly coming off as a complete nobody, nothing more than just a needle in a haystack. It can be fun and it can be dangerous lol.
"It's not like im gonna ask you out or anything"
*literally one sentence later*
"Hey what's your favorite restaurant?"
Thank you. With this ASMR i could relax and not thinking about my anxiety of getting the sleep paralysis
"Was that lily you were talking too?" I didn't know you guys didn't like each other and sadly enough I don't have my chicken nuggets so yes I was talking to her because you didn't fulfill your promise of buying me chicken nuggets.
Thanks now I want nuggis :(
Seaglass: "I'm not jealous."
Me: "The lady doth protest too... ah forget it, look, don't make me quote Shakespeare. Can we just have an adult conversation about feelings here?"
I don’t know, people are really bad at those
@@WDinATX lmao
No
This girl is a master of subtlety and deception.
This makes my heart happy, I'm melting
I’ll be off to college tomorrow, so I’m super happy that I’m able to destress to a new video. You da best Seaglass. Thanks.
Here's some advice from a junior: when your professors tell you to do things ahead of time you really should. Some assignments will take a lot longer than expected. Don't procrastinate and you'll be good bro. Chin up king.
I wish you the best of luck good sir. I start next year so im getting all nervous about it😬
I wish yall luck, I've still got a bit of time.
Yo dude update us on your journey when you can
So how has things been?
I loved the audio, and I did not payed that much of attention in any background noises, you did a really great job with audio editing, but I laughed when I read what your roommates were doing, I know exactly how that is, I had a whole year of those type of stuff last year.
Always a good day when Sea uploads
I'm not sure she had the right tactic by constantly pointing out to him how socially beneath her he is.
"Not that I've been policing your interactions." Dude, your grip is tighter than the USA's foreign policy.
LMAO
"He is on the football team" you Americans man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:02 I’m into that shiny cramorant that lives nearby.
The best trait anyone can have is being nice
"was that lily you were just talking to?"
shes been my friend since 2nd grade. so yes.
Third times a charm me too! We might be triplets***** my dumb dumb is dumb...
Your profile name translates to HDhhDH, just saying to creep you out
This is so cute. Need more content like this. 🥺❤️❤️❤️
She is a bright as a bag of rocks. I literally died of laughter 💀 😂 🤣 🤣
This is epic.
scp
@@Koitern foundation
This is a keater threat
Zardy has escaped from the foundation to end the world and listen to ASMR videos
@@zardyfoolhardy5191 thankfully there's is a lot of asmr video's out there
@@ninjaboy0026 yea the ending of the world is taking a while
"I never trust nice people..."
"Oh so that's why you're such a bi-"
(This is a joke. Luv you Seaglass!)
Yep she's so jealous. She's so into me
Her: I can have anyone in the grade
Me: Here you are without me
Knife's crush is her!
So girls like this have the reverse of the bro code? Where they bad mouth each other to their crush?😂😂😂
Awesome audio btw
This is just adorable lol
17:07 Heartwarming...
Her:Whats Your Favourite Restaurant?
Me:Which ever you want to go to
Hi, Brandon here, last time I checked, I don't know a lily. Also when I heard my name it scared me a little, don't know why, it just did.
Ok what the flip? I had a science project with my partner being named Cassandra and we were pared by the teacher. I am now scared
this is the earliest i've been to one of your videos 🧍♂️
(it was good btw☺️♥️)
" It's a pretty big deal- no offense " Ghurl better shut yo ass up before sniper flick ou from across the world
You did great work on this and hope you continue making great audios because it's very well done !
So cuteeee
Damn that is a good way to change the dude's mind saying all that about worrying he wasn't popular xd
Oh it's WONDERFUL to be bisexual 💞✨
?
@@Noka1899 oh it’s wonderful to be bisexual 💞👨🦯
Its wonderful to be pan
It's wonderful to be straight
oh its wonderful to be in the Einstaztgruppen
It's not easy being green....but it's getting easier.
1:24 - Oh, I see... So literally every single girl in this school, and the entire world. Got it.
Thanks for looking out for me, buddy!
My yandere-sense is tingling.
“bRAnDon iS oN tHe FoOtBAlL tEaM”
**racks 1911** yes and?
I like this
If their age is on the clock...
**reloads**
*...they can die by the Glock.*
@@dripsnake44 yes
*Pumps Winchester 1897 with murderous intent*
@@jonsmith3131 literally just “fuck around and find out”
I just realized I'm not subscribed to you. I'm so sorry. A thousand apologies.
*bows to the floor*
*bows to the wall*
Ok...i know that this girl is Clearly in lv with the MC and she is jealous and all,and she seems to be a tsundere but...god she is one arrogant one.that popularity seems to got over in her head.
(BTW nice voice)
It's both off-putting and really cute how petty she's being because she's just jealous of your affections. screams insecure, but she could be quite a catch with a bit of work
Your videos are heavily underrated
@2fast 4u no from mario kart
@@AwesomeOmGamingI believe he’s from Knack 2 actually.
@@tenji8084 nah from subway surfers
Did you ever want to take your bottle of cheap wine and write a big "S A D J U I C E" on it ?
only me ?
damn
I like this idea alot
Ah yes, ways to materialize my emotions
i never planned on drinking tbh
Y'all ever just randomly start crying during lockdown?
@@gggghhhh1288 y e s
I turned this tsundere into a kuudere!! Let’s goooooooooooooo
😊😍❤️🥰
Part about "out of you league" sounded harsh.
But true
Feels like more of a bully than a love interest.
Your voice is so cute-
It has to be you always
DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME!!!!??
Hug on you Seaglass, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
" my dad has early access to movies that haven't even come out on DVD yet" me:"yeah that's called Disney plus everyone has it".
I don't have it 😔
Why it feels like 30 minutes?!
“Movies on dvd”
*Neuron activation*
Single people: *why does that not happen to me*
Me
We are lonely
"Anything you want to watch?"
Me: Yes *Watches SpongeBob sponge out of water*
I got an advert on this video about talking to Christian missionaries.... I'm a Norse pagan, I don't understand targeted ads.
Her : your hang around many girls
Me in a Corner drawing alone : 👀... Yeah...tons of them ( I like corner's don't judge -3- )
"He's a football player"
*So am i*
I ain't dating anyone so I'm free!
Oh god I just got PTSD from the name lilly
Please enlighten me
@@zardyfoolhardy5191 I have a lot of bad experience with someone who I thought was a friend named lilly, to the point that hearing her name kind of messes with me
@@ApolloTheSunion ah that sucks when people say they are your friend and they back stab you i had an experience with someone like that to
Popularity is bs, either way at the end you'll be f'd. Thank god I'm an introvert and barely anyone talks to me.
Would I date you?
No.
Because apparently I'm social cancer and I wouldn't want to annihilate your incredible social status.
I love you god damn videos its just so perfect 💓😍
Thanks a bunch. Really stressful end of the day. Much appreciated
very cool
Awesome
But...why were they banging pots and pans together?
cleaning dishes creatively
For a second I thought the banging pots and parts is going to be part of the story
And I was like what's crazy shit gone happen
@@jrko0 its just the pan man
Rest in paradise alex(technoblade)
wtf when she said my real name I'm like this video is cursed and yeeted myself into minecraft.
This was good
I watch one f asmr then all the males disappear :/ (this was good tho 👍)
Loved the video
3:18 What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
Me: u cant come into the men's room
Step 1: tell her to leave you alone
Step 2: profit
The real question is, why is the popular girl talking to me ;-;
Hello Gentlemen
Did I just find the person I should subscribe to next?
She looks like Mary from kakeguri
4:40 wait my name is Lukas so ig you do have to be jealous
crab🦀
Corn (corn emoji)
Brandon totally likes lily
Me: who thr fook is that guy
No offense, but I don't even know my type, how would you know?
Yandere alert