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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @thenoelmiller
    @thenoelmiller  Рік тому +91

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  • @brandi598
    @brandi598 Рік тому +2073

    fr the poly guy is just looking for the easy way out. Instead of addressing his mistake of marrying at 19, he'd rather just try a poly relationship with his wife so he can avoid going through the complications of divorce while also getting to be with other women. I hope the wife finds someone else.

    • @melodyj2049
      @melodyj2049 Рік тому +116

      My ex-husband did literally this 🙃

    • @Smoko-9
      @Smoko-9 Рік тому +5

      ​@@melodyj2049 thats awesome

    • @TechVikingHunter
      @TechVikingHunter Рік тому +47

      I bet he even wrote in the email hoping to watch this episode with his wife and hoping Noel was going to "have this person's back" so he seemed less like an ass 👀👀

    • @Peridot420
      @Peridot420 Рік тому +21

      @@melodyj2049 my ex bf did that, too. I started resenting him for other shit, though, so it was good timing I guess.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

  • @waretaSL
    @waretaSL Рік тому +2932

    Thanks for both ruining my day by letting mr know how awful people can be but also boosting my morale by making fun of it all

    • @bri931
      @bri931 Рік тому +46

      Morale is a fun nickname for will to live

    • @sheolbxby6171
      @sheolbxby6171 Рік тому +1

      wat

    • @ocrage516
      @ocrage516 Рік тому +3

      Seeing the title and reading your comment tells me I cannot watch this video in my current state 😅

  • @dillpickle8059
    @dillpickle8059 Рік тому +426

    Aleena allowing her husband to be in the video was so kind.

  • @guillermomunoz-calanche1112
    @guillermomunoz-calanche1112 Рік тому +547

    Noel’s Gary Vee impression sounds like Nardwuar and the Joker combined 💀

    • @jacobsaenz7050
      @jacobsaenz7050 Рік тому +23

      sounded liek nard war to me lol

    • @rraaddx
      @rraaddx Рік тому +14

      I was just about to comment this!😂 He sounds exactly like nardwaur

    • @koalatea8126
      @koalatea8126 Рік тому +2

      Evil Nardwuar

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot Рік тому +579

    I think that guy likes the idea of poly. But I actually think he just wants to be single now that the honeymoon stage of his marriage is over. Being committed to multiple lovers is different from just sleeping around or dating. It’s still committing. He can’t even commit to one person it seems.

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Рік тому +4512

    Getting married at 19 is something you do when you have no internet access and live hundreds of miles from modern cities.

    • @Perfinn
      @Perfinn Рік тому +413

      or you’re christian, or in the military lmao

    • @remydeuce3056
      @remydeuce3056 Рік тому +188

      or you really love the person that you're marrying. i married my husband at 18, as soon as i possibly could. we were together since i was 14 and he was 15. we're very happy and we are soulmates. it's a very rare thing to happen but it does sometimes. people that get married early are usually what you said- its arranged, it's a religious thing, or it's like something you said, that they live hundreds of miles away from cities lmao. or they're online dating and they get E-married LMAO

    • @itsy-bitsyspider
      @itsy-bitsyspider Рік тому +142

      @@remydeuce3056 how long have you been married?

    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ Рік тому +91

      ​@@remydeuce3056 I hope you guys stay together until death does you part.

    • @ethanspicer3471
      @ethanspicer3471 Рік тому +3

      @@Perfinn yerrr

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Рік тому +2914

    I'm so glad that Noel isn't hung up on being super sensitive and is willing to just fully tell off that guy for talking about being "repressed polyamorous" as if its the same thing as being closeted gay or something.

    • @YoursTruly78887
      @YoursTruly78887 Рік тому +67

      Who are we to say what is and what isn’t. We only have our own experience to judge off of. Nobody is the same, and change is a constant.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ Рік тому

      @@YoursTruly78887 Sorry, but that's fucking insane. Who are we to say "what is and what isn't?" _Sane._ We're sane. The sane say what is and what isn't.
      If everyone went around accepting every fantasy and delusion that every degenerate walked around screaming at the top of their lungs, we'd have nothing but homicide and anarchy all over the place. And guess what? That's exactly what we're seeing outside these days.
      We need stability, rules, an understanding of what is acceptable and unacceptable in society if society is meant to exist at all. The only reason you're even able to comment here is because a bunch of sane people decided to band together and keep the world from flying apart at the seams.

    • @EE-sw3uh
      @EE-sw3uh Рік тому +182

      Being polyamorous is a real thing. People being against polyamory is a real thing. If we connect these two dots: its not unreasonable that someone might be Poly and want to/be forced to hide it. Not rocket science

    • @user-bb5xm1yf2u
      @user-bb5xm1yf2u Рік тому +95

      Except it is. Lots of polyamorous people will hide their way of loving around family, friends, colleagues because lots of them risk rejection. And people need family, friends and a job to live. Some poly people will hide their relationship in order to get a house bc landlords will favor monogamous couples.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

  • @YoursTruly78887
    @YoursTruly78887 Рік тому +117

    Actually helpful man. Thanks. You’re like a slightly deranged uncle that can actually be wise when he stops thinking about violently crushing new born babies. No but honestly, appreciate it.

    • @abby999
      @abby999 Рік тому +2

      bruh😂😂😂😂

  • @kermittheholyone6475
    @kermittheholyone6475 Рік тому +614

    I love hearing strangers share their real tragic and funny stories. This has got to be one of the best series on UA-cam right now for entertainment.

  • @TheSunflowerSniper
    @TheSunflowerSniper Рік тому +73

    To the person struggling to find their work passion: start applying for a bunch of random entry level jobs, ask different places if you could job shadow, maybe try out a trade? I feel like people make us think we're just supposed to wake up one day and figure out what we're meant to be and that's not how it works. I was working retail and I hated the inconsistent schedule, so I applied for a bunch of 9-5s and ended up in the dental field. Now I'm finishing my prerequisites to go to Dental Hygiene school.

  • @p3t4l
    @p3t4l Рік тому +389

    aleena is the sliver of sunshine in these vids of noel straight slamming people

  • @soyeons-veggies
    @soyeons-veggies Рік тому +116

    I had a dude cheat on me because he “thought he might be poly” life is crazy

    • @SaltineCracker505
      @SaltineCracker505 Рік тому

      He deffo had no idea what poly meant and just tried to use it as a scapegoat, what a dickhead ur better without him

  • @Douglas.kong33
    @Douglas.kong33 Рік тому +267

    I'm really loving the brutal honesty in this one

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 Рік тому +35

    Hearing Noel say that parents shouldn’t vent to their children made me feel happy.
    I was my parents’ therapist for the longest time. My parents used to (and still try to) talk to me about how awful the other one is. My mom liked to say that she just thought she would never be happy, which hit hard because I spent a lot of my lower school and high school life trying to find ways to make my parents feel happy. I used to look up ways to help my dad stop drinking. I used to try to find support groups for my mom. But they’d never take my advice. They’d just vent to me. I finally put my foot down and told my parents that I couldn’t deal with it anymore. My mom said, “it’s not fair that I have to deal with this alone.”
    I looked her dead in the eyes and said, “you don’t have to. You just have to find someone other than your already-messed-up daughter. I’m not your therapist.”

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden Рік тому +193

    Can we please have a $5 therapy video with Aleena if she has the time 😭😭😭😭😭 Bro PLEASE bro

    • @felicitys3621
      @felicitys3621 Рік тому +9

      No she’s too good 😭😭😭 don’t do that to her

    • @chezzrocky
      @chezzrocky Рік тому +5

      PLEASE THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

  • @rodmunch6865
    @rodmunch6865 Рік тому +676

    In a polyamerous relationship, does one break up with another person by voting them out like Amoung Us?

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Рік тому +116

      the tribe has a blind vote like Survivor and the person voted out has to pay for the pizza party

    • @warhampster7666
      @warhampster7666 Рік тому +42

      @Judy Mwanzo get out of the comment section go to work or something

    • @Bala_Niranna
      @Bala_Niranna Рік тому +36

      ​@@warhampster7666 why don't you

    • @caladendunn
      @caladendunn Рік тому +8

      as someone who is polyamorous, yes thats exactly how it goes (not really each person dates whoever they want in my situation and can freely choose on their own whether or not to date someone)

    • @luciacuevas611
      @luciacuevas611 Рік тому +5

      DUDE YOU MADE ME LAUGH OUTLOUD

  • @dieselcum
    @dieselcum Рік тому +1116

    noel vids always make my day better/worse

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 Рік тому +95

      His vids make my hole weak 😊

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr Рік тому

      That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, son

    • @antnmu
      @antnmu Рік тому +4

      @@AdamOBrien29 OH -

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Рік тому +164

    My ex proposed to me at 19 because he “loved me SO much” I said no, we’re too young, I’m not ready. 1 year later he cheated, we completely drifted apart and hated each other 😭

    • @emkay2757
      @emkay2757 Рік тому +24

      Omg proud of you, imagine 😭

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому +22

      When young men say they love you with passion they're really only describing the ferocity of their boner. Once it goes away, so does their respect for you.

    • @asdfjgh
      @asdfjgh Рік тому +6

      @@thaloblue nice misandry there

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому +27

      @@asdfjgh men love calling anything but actual misandry as misandry.

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому

      @@asdfjgh I’m quoting like 27 dumbass podcasts. How is it misandry if the men admitted to it themselves? You’re only calling it misandry because it hurts your feelings. And I really don’t care how you feel about the actions of other men. You don’t have to deal with them all the time and you are totally ignorant to what life is like when you’re not a man, so no, you don’t get to play a victim’s card here.

  • @painter-midge
    @painter-midge Рік тому +135

    Being polyamorous is not an excuse to cheat. No relationship (not even an open relationship) will thrive when one or more of the people involved is being facetious about their desires and goals with the person(s) they're dating. I hate seeing ppl justify their shitty behavior by saying "I don't 'do' monogamy" as if that's a get-out-of-jail free card for cheating on your partner.
    (As someone in a poly relationship, I always mention that upfront when I meet a new partner. It's vital information - if they're looking for monogamy, I'm not going to lie and say that I'm willing to provide that for them. And I'd hope that all other sane poly ppl would act similarly. )

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ Рік тому

      Polyamory is literally just an excuse to cheat on the person you're with.
      No amount of self-deceptive mindgames can change the fact that you're literally sharing yourself with multiple people at the same time and aren't willing to commit to the feelings, appreciation, respect and love of a singular individual. It's just as destructive as any other type of relationship abuse. There will always be jealousy in that kind of relationship. Always. _Always._ Even if the person you started your relationship with doesn't open up and be honest with you about it, they will always hurt - and if you're not the one hurting, then you're the one causing it. You'll wake up to this reality eventually, and it's going to suck when you do.

    • @SaltineCracker505
      @SaltineCracker505 Рік тому

      @@_Jay_Maker_ bro thinks he's the joker 💀💀 just cause you can't get any bitches doesn't mean you get to decide how other people feel.
      Literally what give you the right to dictate how other people feel, how do you know how they feel? Did you survey every single poly person? All of them?

    • @Meow99029
      @Meow99029 Рік тому +8

      I’m glad to hear you are in such a healthy relationship with communication! ❤

    • @tediop1330
      @tediop1330 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Meow99029poly is cheating in itself
      It's degenrate, telling your partner you sleep around is ni different then just sleeping around is secret.
      I had my fair share with poly and it's discusting, degenrate, and just cheating with extra steps
      Poly isn't anything else but a long lasting friends with benefits. Which is a pretty degen thing too
      😊

    • @TheSpinnyFish
      @TheSpinnyFish 8 місяців тому

      ​@@tediop1330People who say "degenerate" don't get pussy

  • @Grace-pi7ne
    @Grace-pi7ne Рік тому +146

    It is truly astonishing how we can see just how much of an empath Noel is as a therpist. I only hope to see his portfolio expand

  • @ryanwilliams7388
    @ryanwilliams7388 Рік тому +157

    Noel rocking the beard in the ad read looks fresh af

    • @sun_cattle5008
      @sun_cattle5008 Рік тому +6

      So true but for a quick second he looked like Andrew Tate

  • @elainelikesboba
    @elainelikesboba Рік тому +221

    Looks like i’ll be watching this instead of crying on my lunch break today, thanks Noel!

    • @Ladida555
      @Ladida555 Рік тому +16

      Watch and cry

    • @gracebooth1472
      @gracebooth1472 Рік тому +4

      literally on my lunch rn

    • @sarakt9272
      @sarakt9272 Рік тому +7

      Do both. Multitasking is a great skill to have

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @KatnaHG27
      @KatnaHG27 7 місяців тому

      Crying while watching this actually

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Рік тому +424

    People have always had to grapple with the question of "does it feel worth it to me to give up the thrill of new sexual partners to maintain the comfort and stability of my long-term relationship?" there is no reason to try and come up with a fancy label for yourself to justify why you feel that way.

    • @maxyschmaxy
      @maxyschmaxy Рік тому +90

      yea but "fornication party mix" sounds soo much better than "im cheating"

    • @dirtysploof5890
      @dirtysploof5890 Рік тому

      dude gen z is just full of kids who dont understand being human cause theyre brains are mush from the internet so they think if they arent 100% clones of their friends/family they must have some sort of condition

    • @judahunderwood8433
      @judahunderwood8433 Рік тому +1

      Fr fr

    • @helioghostt
      @helioghostt Рік тому +47

      @@maxyschmaxy polyamory is not cheating. cheating is cheating.

    • @blipbloppybloop
      @blipbloppybloop Рік тому

      Polyamory is a mental illness

  • @linaelise
    @linaelise Рік тому +52

    the GM act was so accurate. i work at a grocery store that rhymes with shmole shmoods and my store leader literally does nothing but point at things, yell, and pretend he’s on the phone

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver Рік тому +9

      And yet he gets that bag lmao, managers are the worst and they get paid for nothing

    • @Alex-pq2fv
      @Alex-pq2fv Рік тому

      Respectfully
      Your pfp has shmole shmoods vibes

    • @linaelise
      @linaelise Рік тому

      @@Alex-pq2fv lmaooo it’s a 4 year old picture that’s okay

    • @Alex-pq2fv
      @Alex-pq2fv Рік тому

      @@linaelise I can't talk too much shit when I'm here with Sully so

    • @thedigitalodometer945
      @thedigitalodometer945 Рік тому +1

      I might have to start calling it “Shmole Shmoods” from now on.

  • @Soopsies
    @Soopsies Рік тому +23

    Hi Noel, watching this video gave me such bad food poisoning that I threw up twice and passed out on the bathroom floor. I had to be hospitalized and couldn’t move without blacking out for 30 minutes. Keep up the good work

  • @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna
    @IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna Рік тому +235

    9 times out of 10 polyamory is cope, the only time it can genuinely works is when all involved individuals are romantically involved with each other and not like one guy or girl just stringing along a bunch of partners. Those always tend to end in bitterness, heartbreak and someone getting cucked. Also ppl need to learn the difference between wanting polyamory and an open relationship like cmon ppl.

    • @LOGIBEAR01
      @LOGIBEAR01 Рік тому +5

      It doesn't work in our society, and that is is probably a good thing.

    • @thembo-lina
      @thembo-lina Рік тому

      Yall are a bunch of dorks 💀

    • @kakonthebed
      @kakonthebed Рік тому +16

      @@LOGIBEAR01 Works for me. But i have the same criticism lol it does not work for most people.

    • @PyroGamie
      @PyroGamie Рік тому +3

      999,999/1,000,000*

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 Рік тому +100

    Normally I kinda hate when people talk about their loved one confiding in them like "ugh what am I your THERAPIST?" but it is a lil different when its your parents I feel.
    Maybe I just have more sympathy cause my Mom is always venting to me about the most intimate problems in her marriage to my Dad (including their sex life!!!) and I'm like, dear lord, why don't you have anyone else to share these things with?

    • @azaria4447
      @azaria4447 Рік тому +2

      Right my mom did this too. It got to a point where I said I wasn't going to listen anymore lol

    • @thaloblue
      @thaloblue Рік тому +5

      It's easier than ever to get someone else to talk to about it. Depending on the age she started whining about her life to you, it could have had a negative impact on your mental health. Your parents aren't supposed to break the 4th wall.

  • @edashla
    @edashla Рік тому +73

    Dr Noel getting fed up low key lol. Goin hard on y’all with the advice a lil bit. First kid caught it the worst imo and then he didn’t even go for shorty glazing wit the “ambiguous king” hahaha cooked 😂😂😂 funny as always though

  • @sashapacek7421
    @sashapacek7421 Рік тому +12

    The addition of the quick silhouette animations is SUCH an awesome new part of this!

  • @laurenl22
    @laurenl22 Рік тому +35

    The getting married at 19 one hurt, as someone who did that LOL. To be fair i was raised religious and he was a narcissist. Divorced at 24 goes p hard tho.

  • @MarshallsPov
    @MarshallsPov Рік тому +24

    Noel was ruthlessly honest with this one I love it

  • @hannahbatista20
    @hannahbatista20 Рік тому +55

    Noel is the only creator who’s ads I don’t skip through

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 Рік тому +29

      comments like this feel like they're commissioned by the sponsor of the video to get more eyes on the ad.

    • @chemstry2880
      @chemstry2880 Рік тому +24

      i skip, proudly

    • @MiddleFingerLimited
      @MiddleFingerLimited Рік тому +1

      Skip them. It give them a fraction of a fraction of a cent. If you give them a dollar you'd be giving them more than a lifetime of watching ads.

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому

      Commenting until someone send the link where to send for this vids...

    • @TheSteiner12
      @TheSteiner12 Рік тому +2

      Thats sad

  • @JoshuaHenelyThornhill
    @JoshuaHenelyThornhill Рік тому +45

    The cheating one was insane and the no-passion one is a sign of the times.

  • @jackraniere7906
    @jackraniere7906 Рік тому +9

    Props to whoever did the animations, they were pretty dope.

  • @swarlz_jr8042
    @swarlz_jr8042 Рік тому +205

    I need more of this manic energy from Noel - video slaps! Thanks racially ambiguous King
    Edit: never had this many likes on a video. Thanks guys

  • @samarter7863
    @samarter7863 Рік тому +14

    Can’t believe Noel read that literal fanfiction the discord dude wrote

  • @kellyc1188
    @kellyc1188 Рік тому +6

    saw you on 4/20 in SF, i was almost crying with laughter the whole time. thank you for such a good show king

  • @lucyservo6574
    @lucyservo6574 Рік тому +27

    Noel was extra brutal this episode. So glad I wasn't at the receiving end 😂 I'm too sensitive

  • @Gaspardicles
    @Gaspardicles Рік тому +16

    i want to see what happens when that “i think im poly” dude finds out polyamory is not just fucking around and actually takes so much work and self-growth

  • @bobobee9206
    @bobobee9206 Рік тому +511

    Growing up I had a friend who's mom not only used her as a therapist, she used ME as a therapist. Anyone that would listen, really. I remember being 15, sitting in their living room trapped, listening to this woman rant about her divorce and want input from me. All I could think was "mam I am 15 why are you coming to me about your failed marriage"

    • @Mxrk_Hxshim
      @Mxrk_Hxshim Рік тому +6

      Jokes on me my mother doing the same and now I wanna be a therapist...

    • @seanyjizz
      @seanyjizz Рік тому +6

      Just wait till you’re that age going through a failed marriage and you don’t have money for therapy

    • @h1ghrothgarr
      @h1ghrothgarr Рік тому +43

      @@seanyjizz hopefully they won't dump adult issues on a 15 year old child with a developing brain

    • @Vicky-du6ni
      @Vicky-du6ni Рік тому

      @@seanyjizz I would spend less time ranting to kids and get that fucking bag

    • @0MissElizabeth0
      @0MissElizabeth0 Рік тому

      thats called Emotional Incest .

  • @Chrisashlock
    @Chrisashlock Рік тому +276

    Noel always manages to spread my cheeks

    • @tinytine_
      @tinytine_ Рік тому +60

      Reading this with your username in mind is,,, an experience. The mental visuals are truly disturbing of a sentient poop that watches Noel's vids

    • @avi_s0ncin0
      @avi_s0ncin0 Рік тому +19

      @@tinytine_ i found this reply deeply profound and mind-opening. Thank you.

    • @mscarlsim8178
      @mscarlsim8178 Рік тому +2

      funny, bc i was gonna comment the same thing

    • @phillipshoemakr
      @phillipshoemakr Рік тому +11

      Son, that is disgusting

    • @Chrisashlock
      @Chrisashlock Рік тому +3

      @@tinytine_ yes

  • @mredddy
    @mredddy Рік тому +75

    I'm on shrooms and this shit got me blowing out my nose a couple times.

    • @astralc7201
      @astralc7201 Рік тому +10

      Safe travels, fellow traveler

    • @rory5113
      @rory5113 Рік тому +3

      Gotta catch them all

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 Рік тому +1

      acid

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde Рік тому +3

      I read nose as load and wasn’t gobsmacked.

  • @trevormooney3669
    @trevormooney3669 Рік тому +7

    My favorite 21 year old doctor/therapist youtuber

  • @HeavenlyFrost
    @HeavenlyFrost Рік тому +23

    Loved the show in Seattle! Never had more questions about suicide than ever before.

  • @pillowvibes
    @pillowvibes Рік тому +8

    6:03 the fact that I nearly spit out my food to say “A FEW MONTHS?” wtf, y’all gotta wait a bit longer than a few months dude

  • @aaronjaiden62
    @aaronjaiden62 Рік тому +6

    Noel’s Gary V impression is always legendary whenever it makes an appearance

  • @taylifts
    @taylifts Рік тому +6

    Some genuinely great advice + a hilariously spot on Gary V impression. And they said it couldn't be done

  • @JJ-1866
    @JJ-1866 Рік тому +4

    that district manager impression was so spot on I almost quit again

  • @meeklomayne4476
    @meeklomayne4476 Рік тому +23

    Jesus this one was fucking brutal💀💀 loved it

  • @AdamOBrien29
    @AdamOBrien29 Рік тому +22

    What a nice small therapist he his 😊

    • @aedan2838
      @aedan2838 Рік тому +2

      yeah dudes mad little

  • @itsmeais1736
    @itsmeais1736 Рік тому +36

    ooo the poly couples gonna be mad at this one LMFAOOO

  • @heatherperleberg7816
    @heatherperleberg7816 Рік тому +3

    15:07 Noel has the perfect Narduar impression

  • @haydenelliott3654
    @haydenelliott3654 Рік тому +2

    I love the little animations they’re a nice touch

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Рік тому +20

    Fr that person "wants to cheat" is spitting bs no way you started paying for therapy and suddenly became too broke for it

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl Рік тому +22

      You ever been mentally unstable and broke before?

    • @saltjord1547
      @saltjord1547 Рік тому

      @@gilly_axolotl yea, u dont even start therapy cause you're broke

    • @gilly_axolotl
      @gilly_axolotl Рік тому +10

      @@saltjord1547 it's good to get a couple sessions in here and there when you can afford it

  • @AJKvideoproductions
    @AJKvideoproductions Рік тому +3

    This was more informative than usual, really enjoyed it.

  • @Chrisashlock
    @Chrisashlock Рік тому +36

    Noel never fails to make my cheeks jiggle

  • @YoungRebelRoyalty
    @YoungRebelRoyalty Рік тому +1

    Why did I find Noel pointing at the cans and mumbling to be so hilarious???😂 I had to replay it multiple times.

  • @anastasiiasergienko3529
    @anastasiiasergienko3529 Рік тому +5

    fav noel series: 5 dollar therapy

  • @alexjinnette3128
    @alexjinnette3128 Рік тому +2

    Noel’s Gary Vee sounds like the most terrifying child of Narduwar and the Joker

  • @vixenluv
    @vixenluv Рік тому +6

    thank you noel for saying what i've been thinking

  • @ianmoon1840
    @ianmoon1840 Рік тому +9

    If I ever resort to Noel for actual advice please make sure I’m okay and I have people to talk to

  • @cheesecake6758
    @cheesecake6758 Рік тому +8

    I wasn’t ready for Noel to turn Amish for a VPN ad

  • @sydney5887
    @sydney5887 Рік тому +1

    His district manager impersonation was spot on 😂😂

  • @modisuppose1321
    @modisuppose1321 Рік тому +8

    I think at this point in the series I’m realizing that the things Noel is empathetic towards are maybe the things Noel has probably experienced in his own life. Mayhaps.

  • @alsity1
    @alsity1 Рік тому +1

    last answer was genuinely helpful, thanks noel

    • @alsity1
      @alsity1 Рік тому +1

      im in a similar situation Aka im 22 and have no idea what the fuck i wanna do which isnt the end of the world but yk i just wanna find things i enjoy doing and i havent found that yet. but ur advice that doing things you dont wanna do actually shows u the way is really good and now i dont feel so bad about doing things im not sure about

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Рік тому +7

    Did anyone else perfectly skip Noel's intro so that he would say hey I'm on tour come see me and immediately sniffs his fingers

  • @AttackSpeed407
    @AttackSpeed407 Рік тому

    That news flash trailing on about editor's rights got me laughing, I love that kind of humor.

  • @dabosswordyeet5353
    @dabosswordyeet5353 Рік тому +15

    why does the saturation keep increasing each video its scaring me

  • @rasmusramstedt5528
    @rasmusramstedt5528 Рік тому

    That HEY at the beginning cracked my ear drums, good news, it Will NEVER be too loud again

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One Рік тому +3

    0:08 nice. Thanks bro! 🥰

  • @feena1696
    @feena1696 Рік тому

    LMFAOO the intro killed me, “can i pls go to the bathroom” HAHAH Noah’s crying for help

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa6523 Рік тому +3

    That Gary Vee impression is so good

  • @oovafwe3230
    @oovafwe3230 9 місяців тому

    Oh my god this is the first time i havent skipped a sponsorship bc ur so funny ur TOO good at this 😂😂

  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Рік тому +8

    Doctor Noel sticking his fingers in the camera and asking us how it smells should be LonelyFans content.

  • @emmalwooten
    @emmalwooten Рік тому

    i love this series and the one and a half minutes of each of these vids that noel is genuinely giving helpful insight makes me lol

  • @FiveTimeChamp
    @FiveTimeChamp Рік тому +3

    15:06 the moment the spirit of Nardwuar took over Noel’s body

  • @brodrickflaherty7028
    @brodrickflaherty7028 Рік тому +1

    almost died when he pointed at gary v then proceeded to give the most accurate nardwuar impression ever

  • @sciencefixion
    @sciencefixion Рік тому +8

    Half of this could be fixed with dumping your high school bf/gf boom done

  • @kristenbarho7463
    @kristenbarho7463 Рік тому

    I wasn't expecting to watch this video and actually feel validated lmao, thank you Noel. I'm a counselor-in-training and I love your $5 therapy videos

  • @goblinking8510
    @goblinking8510 Рік тому +3

    Anyone looking to get out of retail work and don't wanna go back to college, trades. You can get a 6 month trade program and get a job in a snap. The trades are lacking in people so they are looking to hire. (Electrical and plumbing pay the best)

  • @yomomma5629
    @yomomma5629 Рік тому +1

    noel’s gary vee impression sounds like the naurdwar guy😭😭

  • @nammy4058
    @nammy4058 Рік тому +21

    The trauma from the trunk is mine 🥲

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 Рік тому +2

      Does your sister have claustrophobia too?

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 Рік тому +4

      @@brahimdiop5506 my sister ran away 10 years ago so idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist Рік тому +1

      I pray all your elevators from now on are spacious and never crowded

    • @nammy4058
      @nammy4058 Рік тому

      @@RobinLundqvist thank you 🙏🏼

  • @EmilyJeanAU
    @EmilyJeanAU Рік тому +2

    The district manager impression was spot on 🤣💀

  • @rogeliocanela8907
    @rogeliocanela8907 Рік тому +4

    If y’all think Noel’s a menace in his videos he’s out for blood at his shows

  • @medhinekadi2929
    @medhinekadi2929 Рік тому

    That Gary impression was just a flawless Nardwar impression

  • @camdenewing7501
    @camdenewing7501 Рік тому +5

    Yall i think noels just done with our shit

  • @tonyharwood6420
    @tonyharwood6420 Рік тому +2

    That Gary Vee impression was a perfect Nardwuar impression 🤣

  • @themongrel930
    @themongrel930 Рік тому +4

    noel actually trying to help people 😂

  • @DrumThisEverywhere
    @DrumThisEverywhere Рік тому +1

    Noel spittin nothing but truth in this one

  • @iv.no4
    @iv.no4 Рік тому +75

    Noel’s advice for the first person is actually so real. Stay out of grown folks’ business and you won’t have shit to complain about. You’re over saying “they talk dirty in front of us” and you’re sitting there pretending like you can’t hear them with your headphones in. You’re being weird af, listen to your TikToks and leave your parents tf alone.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Рік тому +23

      Or say something. Let them know they arent as sneaky as they think they are and they will probly stop.

    • @iv.no4
      @iv.no4 Рік тому +3

      @@iamcool544 like, let me insert myself into YOUR BUSINESS and then complain about what you’re discussing with each other. I’m sorry, WHAT?!? like I know this is a child (I’m assuming), but mind your own! Damn, it’s really not that hard. Adults flirt, and they’re also just as much entitled to their privacy, if not even moreso, than children are. The fuck?

    • @insertnamehere6227
      @insertnamehere6227 Рік тому +19

      ​@@iv.no4 Literally what privacy if they're doing it in front of their children?

    • @iv.no4
      @iv.no4 Рік тому

      @@insertnamehere6227 Their privacy in general - anytime, anywhere. Unless we know these people personally, we don’t know their shit. But what I do know is you cannot insert yourself into someone else’s business and then complain about what they’re saying. It wasn’t for you to hear in the first place. As for the child, you shouldn’t present that you’re not listening or can’t hear if you’re clearly eavesdropping.

    • @firstlast7294
      @firstlast7294 Рік тому +34

      talking dirty right in front of your kids is weird af period

  • @sorapark6744
    @sorapark6744 Рік тому +2

    "zany" is the best word EVER

  • @meg9579
    @meg9579 Рік тому +6

    0:54 can we get a wellness check on Noel’s editor 🧐

  • @Pepperthecory
    @Pepperthecory Рік тому +2

    The advise was actually good for a hot minute in this one lol

  • @zachrivera1191
    @zachrivera1191 Рік тому +4

    I’m kinda high zoning out of the video. When I come to I hear Noel talking about murdering your family. I thought I was tripping so hard

  • @ranao2894
    @ranao2894 Рік тому

    9:07 immediately though of the kid from musicaly that was singing in the hospital 😭😭

  • @chrismegusta
    @chrismegusta Рік тому +10

    God, imagine that polyamory kid watching this video

  • @daniellong7955
    @daniellong7955 Рік тому +2

    Noel playing starcraft 2 is a crossover I didn't think I needed

  • @remydeuce3056
    @remydeuce3056 Рік тому +4

    I can't put my finger on why, but Noel looks like he's +10 years older in the ad for the tour.

  • @disimmanti5375
    @disimmanti5375 Рік тому +1

    Aleena absolutely zooming in the background put tears in my eyes. Why did she run like that bruh