Untrue. The American media will generally report what's really happening in the UK, and the Brits will do the same about America. Just learn how to game the system, and Ye Shall Be Informed.
Charles.... Charles...... Chaaaarles! Yes ma'am, here am I. I want a clown! What? I want a clown Charles. I am old, there has been a stable monarchy for a verry long time, and before I dine with death! I want a clown Charles! Is that too much to ask! I want to stirr things up Charles. No ma'am, that is a wonderful wish. Let me think..... But you have a clown, you have many clowns, the house's of parliament, the duchy's of duchy's, and the earl's of earl's, tell me which of them is of pleasurable sight to you, and at your command it shall be. No no no Charles I want a proper clown, as in the old times of my great great great great great Elisabeth. One that talks, walk's, gropes, look's like a commoner, but is not, Charles! One of us, like one of them Charles. Where do I find one of them like one of us, thinking begins. Ok ma'am, let me see what can be arranged. Quick Charles, make it quick, death has started its journey Charles, and I cannot be late for the dinner. Camilla.... Camilla.....Caaaamillaaaaa. What is it darling, what is the commotion! Oh it is you Charles, why are you erratic Charles, why darling? A clown Camilla, a fucuking clown. Where? Do? I? Find? A? Fucuking? Clown? Camilla? I don't understand you darling, what in the vegetable gardens are you talking about? Ma'am wants a clown, Camilla! I have to give her a clown Camilla! But she possesses all of the clowns Charles, there is no clown out of her reach darling! Well she wants a clown Camilla! You are either going to help, or make things worst Camilla! Hahahah, hahahaha to you to darling. Well darling, the Tory's have always cultivated the highest quality of clowns darling, and right now they are in the possession of a marvelous year! Tell me Camilla, tell me now. Boris darling, Boris! I don't want a Russian Camilla, I want a clown. He is not a Russian darling, but he is our Russian. He is white as snow darling, marvelous year darling, marvelous! The Tory's have aged him on the best wood barrels there is Charles. I hope you are right Camilla, if this works out, we have made it darling, we are almost there. Ma'am, ma'am, meet your new prime minister ma'am! His name is Boris. He is lovely Charles, he is wonderful. What is my government doing these days Mr Boris?.......The clown Charles, the clown Charles! What Camilla, what it is darling? He is destroying everything Charles, we will have nothing left darling! What? What? Ma'am want's a clown, you find me a clown, I gave a clown! What more does anyone want from me! I am not the messiah you know, I am only a Charles Camilla, only a Charles darling. Now leave me alone, and to climate change with all of it darling.
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Jan Ravens is just bloody marvellous. But I repeat myself.
Brilliant. Keep on going Private Eye we need you. The only publication reporting on what is really happening
Untrue. The American media will generally report what's really happening in the UK, and the Brits will do the same about America. Just learn how to game the system, and Ye Shall Be Informed.
Superb review of 60 years. Thank you. I started buying and reading PE in 1967 and still have a subscription. Keep up the good work!!
So funny; I've been shaking with laughter. I miss John Sessions so much.
Jan Ravens makes me laugh so much my face hurts.
First time I've heard the Alec Salmond - perfection.
Wow! I've got six pairs of glasses like Harrys. 👍
Harry on Dom C is exceptional
How much book is? I is Moscova from & vant it
Harry Enfield still hasn’t had time between takes to change his glasses, then.
You must put Harry on the new minimum wage of £9.50 so he can repair his broken specs.Congratulations on your 60th birthday.
Anything in there about the UK torturing a publisher on behalf of the USA and criminalizing journalism?
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Charles.... Charles...... Chaaaarles! Yes ma'am, here am I. I want a clown! What? I want a clown Charles. I am old, there has been a stable monarchy for a verry long time, and before I dine with death! I want a clown Charles! Is that too much to ask! I want to stirr things up Charles. No ma'am, that is a wonderful wish. Let me think..... But you have a clown, you have many clowns, the house's of parliament, the duchy's of duchy's, and the earl's of earl's, tell me which of them is of pleasurable sight to you, and at your command it shall be. No no no Charles I want a proper clown, as in the old times of my great great great great great Elisabeth. One that talks, walk's, gropes, look's like a commoner, but is not, Charles! One of us, like one of them Charles. Where do I find one of them like one of us, thinking begins. Ok ma'am, let me see what can be arranged. Quick Charles, make it quick, death has started its journey Charles, and I cannot be late for the dinner. Camilla.... Camilla.....Caaaamillaaaaa. What is it darling, what is the commotion! Oh it is you Charles, why are you erratic Charles, why darling? A clown Camilla, a fucuking clown. Where? Do? I? Find? A? Fucuking? Clown? Camilla? I don't understand you darling, what in the vegetable gardens are you talking about? Ma'am wants a clown, Camilla! I have to give her a clown Camilla! But she possesses all of the clowns Charles, there is no clown out of her reach darling! Well she wants a clown Camilla! You are either going to help, or make things worst Camilla! Hahahah, hahahaha to you to darling. Well darling, the Tory's have always cultivated the highest quality of clowns darling, and right now they are in the possession of a marvelous year! Tell me Camilla, tell me now. Boris darling, Boris! I don't want a Russian Camilla, I want a clown. He is not a Russian darling, but he is our Russian. He is white as snow darling, marvelous year darling, marvelous! The Tory's have aged him on the best wood barrels there is Charles. I hope you are right Camilla, if this works out, we have made it darling, we are almost there. Ma'am, ma'am, meet your new prime minister ma'am! His name is Boris. He is lovely Charles, he is wonderful. What is my government doing these days Mr Boris?.......The clown Charles, the clown Charles! What Camilla, what it is darling? He is destroying everything Charles, we will have nothing left darling! What? What? Ma'am want's a clown, you find me a clown, I gave a clown! What more does anyone want from me! I am not the messiah you know, I am only a Charles Camilla, only a Charles darling. Now leave me alone, and to climate change with all of it darling.