Tommy: My mom always says "Drive like every car ahead of you is a drunk, and every car behind you is a cop." Titus: My dad always said, "Drive so every cop behind you doesn't know your drunk." Good advice. :D
you would think that tommy would have learned by now that you should never tell dave anything important. oh wait i almost forgot. tommy is normal. poor tommy
Tommy: My mom always says "Drive like every car ahead of you is a drunk, and every car behind you is a cop."
Titus: My dad always said, "Drive so every cop behind you doesn't know your drunk."
Good advice. :D
It's cool how Zack Ward can go from playing a bully like Scut Farkus in A Christmas Story to playing Dave on this show where he's an absolute riot!
*Titus hits the road*
Dave: TITUS! You Missed!!!!" hahahahaha
More Titus Please you are awsome thank you for uploadin this
Put this under the seat and switch places with me. Genius!
I cant believe the people from resident evil gave dave a gun!! lol
More Titus please, more Titus!
If Erin was like this in real life maybe they wouldnt have gotten divorced
I was drinking water when he said that, I almost died =)), Titus for president.
oh, i think it's the christmas episode. It's either crow he's eating or revenge cake
Fox doesn't know what a good TV show is.
MOOOOOO!!!!!
@zoidburg111 yes it is
he even said so on the dvd extras
you would think that tommy would have learned by now that you should never tell dave anything important. oh wait i almost forgot. tommy is normal. poor tommy
huh....titus' brother "IS" that scot fargus kid from "the cristmas story"......always wondered that.....
yes and it's scut Farcus
Keep it up, Keep it up
waitresses make the best dates, because after the sex they bring you stuff.
which is the one where he is eating the big bowl of crow??
yup hes eating the revange cake i still dont know when he eats the crow
don't know, but it's a lot later
on ncis dave was a cop so he had a gun and a badge
And then from there to The Postal Dude. Because there's no God.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Erin reminds me of my ex. Except my ex was more screwed up. Like me.
He is so special needs
Dave cow