I totally lost it at 10:07. The guy in the RV was giving the middle finger, and then when he got hit by the train he was slowly incinerated into nothing as the RV blew up. Talk about laughing my ass off.
Nah, don't lose your s**t and high tale it home. When you hear some dude In the background when you're talking to your old lady, that's when you call up *Sancha*. She'll make everything alright 👌👍
Back in GTA4 I used to get a fire engine and drive up and down some of the long straight roads on the middle island, then try and have full speed head on collisions with oncoming vehicles. The fire engine was fast and heavy so it barely slowed down on a collision. Try and get some interesting wrecks. This video took me right back there
I always thought the OP transportation was the tank. Then it got nerfed with the later installments. In GTAV, the OP transportation is back. This time, it's the train \o/.
woah even though for the whole 12 minutes of the video was basically the same, you manage to make those 12 minutes extremely entertaining. it's something I've NEVER seen in GTA before. NICE!!!
01:15 "Chill the f*ck out!" while a train plows through the traffic on the highway. 04:14 Your delivery will be a bit later. 04:19 Beautiful shot. 07:30 Poor girl 07:43 F*ck you for being here, train! 09:09 Hero!
I cant around the whole map, I tried but there is a limit of coords what I can add. Changing whole original track makes crash. Route 2 goes by military base :)
7:32 her neck snaped holy shit
submersive_ war1080 with the little glitch, looked lie ahead shit herself too
submersive_ war1080 looked like she shit herself. Auto correct and attention fail
Carl Pedersen she has explosive dieria
Bloody diarrhea. She should get that checked out.
her neck did a 360
"That's A LOT of DAMAGE!"
😂
Lol
No way 🤦♂️
Old comment
No way
😂
Love how he keeps blowing the horn. 1:15 “Chill the fuck out!” As a train bulldozes its way through a busy freeway at rush hour murdering hundreds 😂😂😂
Personal faves:
04:13 Cute Koala Cement Truck
07:08 Casual Strip Club Visit
07:43 Rebel Without a Wheel
🗨 HONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I EXACTLY JUST DREAMED TODAY BUT WITHOUT CRASHING 🖖🏻
4:17 GTA v glitches and bugs part 1 The glitching
I totally lost it at 10:07. The guy in the RV was giving the middle finger, and then when he got hit by the train he was slowly incinerated into nothing as the RV blew up. Talk about laughing my ass off.
And he changed his race
I love how you can hear Michael telling people to calm down while he unleashes all this destruction.
"the traffic might be terrible but it's a surprisingly smooth ride from point A to point B"
8:30 imagine driving on the other lane and seeing all that
Just a normal day in gta 5
Fuc u
Just another day in Los Santos 😂
California*
Day of reckoning
me driving home after work on a Friiday
Lee Darbyshire IM SLEEP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
Destruction Darby 💯
OMG going home from work on Fridays are the WORST.
when bai says she's home alone
omfg
SillyMan lol
SillyMan no... more like "The Hype Train"
idk what bai means, never heard of the word
Max Legend its actually Bae, though in Finnish it means "shit" in means of poo, but in American terms, it means like "Babe" or "love"
7:30 I love that she doesn't give a shit that a train is about to hit her
2:17 what a landing 👍
10:53 that person that just casual drives under the train
"They got the oil"
Us army:
Making way for Uncle Sam.
as a person born and raised in he US, i approve of this comment
@@holywater6394 aka 80% of the internet
@@jorgelopez-pr6dr p
Thank you
This is the best ARMY commercial I've ever seen.
4:12 that truck went outside the bridge 😂😂😂
Vismay Venugopal you mean stuck
9:15 is the most funniest moment😂😂
Yup
LMAO
YEAH I WAS LITERALLY LAUGHING AS FUCK AT THAT MOMENT 😂🤣
Just a typical day in Los Santos...
With a few transit issues...
lol
Just a couple tragic jams... nothing to worry about, couple accidents you should avoid on your way to work
*traffic
Damn autocorrect
6:31 this train is my spirit animal
**spirit thing
9:20
Last Word.
A middile finger
Savage
Its a bad finger
Last action likely
Lol
♫ Makin' my way down town... ♫
Patrick Star
walking fast
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
They see me bashing everything I'm smashing
Patrick Star
Patrick
This train is UNSTOPPABLE!!!
off-track addition.
Isaiah Williams I see what you did there.....Niiicee
5:03 Is that Michael driving the train?!
Idk
It.s.micheal
Yes ITS sound Michaels
4:15 the cement truck did a spine and got stuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG
when the army clicks one day shipping
Don't even need to click.
This just happens.
HILARIOUS.
LOL
Tristan Ryan lol
Tristan Ryan
WHEN THE TRAIN WENT INTO THE STRIP CLUB I LOST IT
sabbath ouijas 7:08
sabbath ouijas exactly I wasn't expecting that!!
sabbath ouijas the train 🙄
rofl and the guy that flipped the bird
Train want some Cheetah action.
Me as a kid playing with my toy buses, cars and trains: stop putting the train on the road because the road is meant for cars
Meanwhile in Los Santos:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
@bfdi firey
Lol don't mind him, he's an kid
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@MinogFarted he's a kid meanwhile ur saying "he's an kid" ur grammar is so mature
4:14 The cement truck tho 😂
This is the most satisfying video in the world. Haven't been more satisfied till now
Montel Vontavious Porter Wells said
A Swarm Of Republic Gunships 1hahahahaha
Strawberry Chlorox Bleach Fack you bleach! Get out of our damn doors you damn troll!! 😂😂😂
hkfreak Never! I must be there for those who are thirsty!
Strawberry Chlorox Bleach What a shyt! No wonder people are dumb and have medical bills because of you!
6:23 - Omg! XD
6:32 - OH HELL NO!! OoO
then it goes straight inside a strip club like it was nothing 😂
2:07 what a dodge lol
09:11 that's how I would react if a train crashes my car...
Dont get hit By the cxs train
@@elizabethross4861 that’s no CSX locomotive and it’s not spelled cxs
yeah, for a split second until you get ran over
that is a truck gettin hit by a train
7:50 Loll that guys is a legend 😂😂😂😂
Savage
🤣🤣🤣 that's a film?
Not this Train. 😂😂
furry
Man really said "🖕"
most satisfying video I've seen in months
I dont think so, watch this :) ua-cam.com/video/9fLaqKvQMy8/v-deo.html
Wenon Freeman doesent work bro
Wenon Freeman
Wenon Freeman f
MIDGET GAMING ?
6:51 perfect landing
Like a snake🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
Kid: I like trains
Train:
You thought it was a train... BUT IT WAS I DIO!!!
@@penguinlord-yt9xc Kono dio Da
why did i watch 11 minutes of train gameplay
lostinYourReality , because choo chooooo
Verruckter Schakal because (Thomas)
If Michael Bay made a Thomas The Tank Engine movie. XD
lol
***** Who's?
*****
Thanks. I like yours too. :)
Its nice to see a video with all nice comments for a change
bloodykills 750
Umm boss I think I'm late to work today
Why!!?
There's a fucking train raid on the highway right now
hello
This is actually similar to a dream I had once!
didn’t expect to see you here!
Bae: come over
me: i cant im on a train shift
bae: my parents arent home
me:
Kevinimus Borsalius Lol
Kevinimus Borsalius *benny hills plays in the background*
Joshi so you're going to have a three way? nice...
😂😂😂
0:07
When bae calls you at work & u hear another dude in the background...💯💯💯
Motor gede
...damn that sounded personal, u good cuddy?! 😂😂🤔😣
I burst out laughing in the middle of the night and all my roomies are asleep. 😂😂😂
damn don't say that now I'm going to be worried while working
Nah, don't lose your s**t and high tale it home. When you hear some dude In the background when you're talking to your old lady, that's when you call up *Sancha*. She'll make everything alright 👌👍
9:13 "I don't give a f**k"
10:08 karma is real
1:14 "Chill the fuck out"
Easy to do when a trains coming at you
Ikr
if only if it was online
lol
that whould be an apocalypse when someine drives this Killertrain in Online
+Der EzO *would and someone, stupid fuck
The Mad King Aerys II Targaryen dont get so angry brosephine
kensen fujihari people would make a new video of (how to stop a online train in gta online)
this is the biggest laugh I have had in a long time. THANK YOU
Back in GTA4 I used to get a fire engine and drive up and down some of the long straight roads on the middle island, then try and have full speed head on collisions with oncoming vehicles. The fire engine was fast and heavy so it barely slowed down on a collision. Try and get some interesting wrecks.
This video took me right back there
all you had to do was follow the dam train CJ!
Mona Yousefi the train is unstoppable
Ambrosio Gonzalez you're fucking stupid
Some Bitch it is you bitch
Mona Yousefi gta San Andreas 😂
Mona Yousefi lmfao
I always thought the OP transportation was the tank. Then it got nerfed with the later installments.
In GTAV, the OP transportation is back. This time, it's the train \o/.
This slowly helped me sleep...
Anyone else find this oddly satisfying?
Watching all this chaos from the comfort of my warm bed...
"It's hard to stop a train."
ALL WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
luke pineda42 XD
As long as it ain't following ME!!
Best comment in thus entire comment section
Do that with the heavy traffic mod
It was with heavy traffic mod xD
🚗🚘🚗🚗🚚🚛⛟⛟🛣🚃🚃🚕🚒🚑🚐🚌🚓🚕
🚗🚙🚚🚛⛟🚗🚗🚜⛟🚚🚙🚗🚙🚚🚜🚛🚛🚛🚚🚗🚗🚗🚛🚕🚕🚓🚐🚜🚒🚑🚓🚌🚕💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
+Raka Tirta WHAT.. .....
Matthew Mosier p
But yeah, "All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ."
oh my god, train can run on the road :)
This weeks scrapyard income will be gigantic ;)
So will the funeral income!
And car insurance incomes
Lmao
Meh....its only 5000 maximum
Well theyll need more
woah even though for the whole 12 minutes of the video was basically the same, you manage to make those 12 minutes extremely entertaining. it's something I've NEVER seen in GTA before. NICE!!!
Cesar Mendez its 11 minutes
DefendedBerry16 and 25 sec
True
Cesar Mendez Как ты Как угонять Тачки красивые тачки в
7:36 exorcist head spin
Driver of this train is Hulk.
War...war never changes
This is training to break donald trumps wall
"US ARMY" it's owned by the trump armies
Delivery for illegal Mexican !
Oliver Simpkins War... war has changed
Romero Ardiansyah yay Mexicans get tanks for days!!
a guy who has a serious problem with memes -Fallout 4 Quite
I didn't want this video to end... ever. Honestly just as impressed with the cinematics as the mod itself. Great job.
01:15 "Chill the f*ck out!" while a train plows through the traffic on the highway.
04:14 Your delivery will be a bit later.
04:19 Beautiful shot.
07:30 Poor girl
07:43 F*ck you for being here, train!
09:09 Hero!
7:09 You must be 18 or older to enter
So nobody saw how the car went under the bus nd misses everything with damage 😂🤣 4:55
I did
it would be cool if you can reroute the tracks around the whole map and into the Military base.
Kevin Seipel i like how u think😂😂
I cant around the whole map, I tried but there is a limit of coords what I can add. Changing whole original track makes crash. Route 2 goes by military base :)
sweet, its a shame that I cant use OpenIv it may harm my Pc.
✈✈🚓🚓💥🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
Kevin Seipel he could go to the base
I didn't now there was a military train
Pretty sure it's a modified texture
Technoguyfication mesh actually
I love the new gameplay for GTA 6
When the train hit the strip, I lost it😂😂😂😂
the conductor be like "thank you city for participating on our new train track system. hope its was safe and a good experience."😂😂
Alex Medina 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
):
street running LOL
danthetrainman56 too bad non rail fans won't get it 😂😂😉
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚘🚙n mjhhh bhgbbnbhh
danthetrainman56 FRA wont like this lmao
Wow. Nice catch, too. US ARMY GP38s pulling a long line of army equipment on heavy duty flats.
its street ruining bro
When there's a lots of population 😂😂😂
This is Ozzy Osbourne going off the rails on a crazy train, right?
OMG I LOST IT ON THE SLOW MOTION MIDDLE FINGERS!
JOSE HERNANDEZ
JOSE HERNANDEZ SAME XD XD XD
seems like Michael Bay got hired as an railroad engineer.
Puget Sound Rail Productions g
You mean road not railroad
"2020, coming through..."
Now we need that train vs a tree, it’s an unstoppable force against an immovable object
The universe would collapse
train will go through it, as in just phasing through it
Yeah
"Be safe around trains" A message from Metro
I wann a do this in real life.
Aldrin Vargas mass Killer?
LMAO 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂 the guy that is flipping the bird in his car while the train runs clean over him hahahahahaha
My parents when I was little:
When you grow up you can do whatever you want if you really struggle for it!
Me:
7:46 is just perfect lel
7:50 Shit is so fucking funny. I can't breath.
And 10:09 LMAO
bman20808 then KABEEWM
Dead not big suptise
11:25 lol
PutNameHere And 9:13
PutNameHere exactly
Looks like a good idea for a retro 80s horror movie. The “flying killer train” or “train rage”. 😜😜😜
Bro took "derailment"to a whole new level 💀
"I like trains." (Military train proceeds to wreak havoc and Los Santos highways)
4:14 uhhhhh what happened to the truck
Dirty Bread spider truck.
Lol..😂
It made me laugh so hard 😆😂🤣
It is gripping
It has ascended
Bitch what does it look like? Get ducking eyes dumbass
Bruh Michael saying “chill the fuck out” when he was killing hundreds had me dead.
Me to. 😂
This was incredibly soothing.
Best vid on UA-cam lol.
US Army never fails to destroy things.
1995 : in 2017 we will have flying cars
2017 :
7th vitas thanos ' Te aconselhar t
We have flying cars. They are called airplanes
WWE trains!
@@nayararodrigues3830 levetating trains on roads
2019*
lmao US army in a nutshell
Always liked this one 😂 remember seeing before the cars man lol😂
This will get 1 million views, just so you know :)
CS:GO Peak it will be a long time before it happens.maybe a few months
it had 60k views yesterday, so 1 million train is on the way
see 5 days later from 60k to 300k :)
CS:GO Peak wow you're right its 363K views now
1 million 250 lakh views reached :)
10:16 that just scarred me for life
Make way Military train coming through!
The most satisfying 11 min on the internet
7:32 rip woman
FALCON 2256 That was Absolute R E S P E C
Her head spinning 360 degree
Hi
I feel as if I'm watching a Michael Bay film.
whenever you're bored and just have the urge to plow into oncoming traffic with a locomotive ..
The fact that it’s a US army train and me thinking of all the countries we’ve gone to war with, makes this funnier for me