Snakes Destroy Everything in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 20 кві 2019
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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“Depends if the first snake hits”
Snake: Nails him in the head
5:15 is a scene straight out of Aliens.
My favorite character the Xenomorph
"danger noodles". a man of culture, kudos to you Blitz
danger noodles HAHAHA XD
The Jarl was like: I can do this with my axe between my legs.
I just realised that quivers on the snake archers back contains arrows while they shoot snakes
I cannot unsee that,welp.Great video from you Blitz,even if its pre-recorded.Also,how and where do the snakes are kept?Even if it's magic...who thought them even?Questions I want answers to
Maybe there magic snakes, you grab an arrow and it turns into a snake. Best answer I can think of
They are arrows that turn into snakes as soon as they launch
Evan Freelend Did I miss my Spanish? OH NO, MY FAMILY!
Yea def pre recorded because he does jot have secrat units
That's some great logic
Do Battle of Last Alliance:
Map: Tribal 2 ( Sauron should come at the end out of the cave as the mountain resembles Mt Doom)
Red (Free peoples) :
20 sarissa (Gondor/ Arnor
10 shields (Gondor/ Arnor)
6 archers ( Gondor / Arnor)
10 hoplites ( Rohirrim and Other good men)
15 hoplites ( Elves)
20 archers ( Elves)
20 brawlers (dwarves)
1 jarl ( durin (the dwarven king))
2 berserkers (dwarf Lord's)
2 elven knights ( oropher and Gil galad)
1 knight ( isildur (beside men))
1 king ( Elendil (beside isildur))
2 bards ( happy Elves)
Blue (Sauron):( make the army disorganized)
15 clubbers ( orcs)
10 headbutters (orcs)
5 archers
8 shield ( easterlings)
8 sarissa (easterlings)
10 protectors (orcs)
9 Valkyries ( Nazgul)
1 Mammoth ( haradrim)
10 brawlers ( orcs)
3 chieftain ( orcs' chiefs)
1 king ( Sauron)
1 mace spinner ( his mace)
10 spear throwers (orcs)
8 stoners (orcs)
2 Minotaur ( trolls)
5 Executioner's ( men who worshipped Sauron)
Balance it out if necessary
Thanks for reading!
Holy God my sir
You forgot that hobbits
You forgot the hobbits
*10 years later* posted comment
Jashon Lowry You know that’ll be for the video.
Blitz is the bestest boi ever (along with lizard doggo)
Blitz has a laugh to cure anyone's depression!
11:42 that poor snake lol
When The Unit Editor Comes Out I'm Gonna Make Something That's Shoots Like 100 Giant Snakes
A snake hwacha
I wish
Percy Jackson and the Sea of Snakes
F
Wow
Yes, also loki + posidon = god of snake oceans
TABS is what got me into your channel, and I'm so glad it's back.
LOL the way snake archer fell the noise the pattle made LOLLLL on 19:11 look at right snake archer
What if Artemis shot out snakes in stead?
That would be op
If it was frost arrows or snakes, she would litterally be unkillable if they hit
She will not be Artemis anymore,she'll be Spaghetemis. Too many noodles being shot,too much lag
13:29 looks like the symbiode from venom crawling up him
GG. Snake archers vs Minotaur: spaghetti and meat ball. 😀
Nice dude
7:30THE SWARM
Has anyone noticed the blue guy pushing the wheel barrel looks like Bob Ross in this game lol
I'm waiting for that one day when the club men actually win on the loading screens.
I have a battle suggestion.
Blitz, you could choose one unit and put like 20 of them in one map.
Then you let them battle some other units.
And that is where the fun comes in.
Your first units progress.
You let them fight against different enemies but only with the amount of units which survived the previous battle.
It would be like a standoff or a last stand kind of battle.
And with that you could put a bunch of units in a map and let them fight waves of enemies until they are all defeated.
I dont know if this makes sense, the way I explained it, but it would be fun nonetheless
No so what you have to do is you have a few snake archers to distract a unit (like a king, knight, or executioner) and you have archers or something to kill the unit
12:52 is what you came for😁
Thanks me with a like👍
I was just watching one of your Tabs videos when I got the notification lmao
Lucifer McSatan same lol
It’s just funny to hear Blitz talk.
Army of snakes vs army of halflings go nuts on the number
There's a snake in my boot but in this game there's a boot in your snake.
You should do snake archers vs the secret units. That would be a cool battle!
Why isn’t this video called: making spaghetti in TABS 😂
not funny
😂 haha
If you consider posinous danger noodles spaghetti then well yeah
NOT FUNNY DID NOT LAUGH
If have your with poison
Avengers Endgame battle, Blue: Zeus(thor), hoplite(captain america), mammot (hulk), 2 headbutters(black widow and nebula), 2 knights(ironman and war machine), archer(hawkeye), valcarie(captain marvel) and a halfling(rocket). Red: Super king with 50 priests ( thanos ), plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Boy get your thanos loving butt outta here
I like your vids blitz keep up the good work
For"the snake Archer" im pretty sure the enemy walks towards the Archer but attacks the snakes*melee*
I think the snake is better for crowd control as it makes all the units in a formation target it and causes them to accidentally kill each other while also doing slight damage.
i didnt know i needed a snake shooting ballista until you said it
Hi i love ur vids! thanks for making these tabs vids!
19:56 he's keeping such a straight voice while the guy on the ship is getting strangled
I would love to see more about the minoutar, or the vampires, or the head-butters, all for the same reason. These units are great for breaking thru enemy lines with their faces. But without backup, which one has the most bang for it's buck?
I can describe this episode in 4 words
NO
STEP
ON
SNEK
I wish the snakes clamped on as soon as they hit the target, that would be even funnier
I did some tests with shield units to see how good they are at blocking arrows and spears in a frontal assault. Shield bearers did the best as I expected. 2nd place were the Knights, who can also take a few arrows to their body but they are the most expensive unit with a shield. 3rd place was technically the Hay Balers, but it is important to note that since the last patch they will get knocked down by a few archers, even if all arrows are blocked by the hay. They are NOT immune to projectiles, they just need to be hit in the head, arms, or feet. 4th place was the Hoplite, who for some reason did better at blocking spears than arrows (I did 20 tests with each and they blocked twice as many spears). 5th place was a tie between the Protector and Stoners believe it or not! You would think Protectors would be higher, but they are more easily knocked off balance which allowed for multiple arrows to strike them. An important distinction between Protectors (the Tribal unit btw) and Shield Bearers is that although Shield Bearers are the better defender, Protectors do more damage and will kick Shield Bearer's butts in a fight! You'd also not think as Stoners as not being a shield unit, but the boulder they carry covers a sizeable portion of their body and will catch those arrows and spears without knocking the stoner down. Stoners aren't that great overall, as they have a slow reload time and although their projectile does more damage than an arrow or spear, it will collide with other boulders thrown by stoners which can make having multiple stoners a bad idea. By far the worst shield unit at blocking projectiles in my test was the Brawler, who failed to block arrows in all 20 archer tests and only blocked spears in 2 out of 20 spearthrower tests. I didn't include Zeus or Snake Archers as ranged units in the test because their projectiles aren't very accurate, but their projectiles can be blocked as well. Ice Archers are much the same as Archers in terms of the purpose of this test so I didn't use them. Ice Archers do less damage than regular archers and their arrows won't freeze a target if it is caught in a shield. I haven't tested Artemis, but my guess is that only a knight would stand a chance if both are on the front lines (and artemis should never realistically be on the front line!). But the best strategy against Artemis is to just use beserkers to quickly rush her since she doesn't have much HP.
Ok
ok
Did you know the hail bailer can take a ballista bolt do the chest
No. We need an *Amazon* class. (Anaconda, rowboat, bird, insect etc.)
Sammy Chwalisz how about a blowpiper?
Or Jeff Bezos?
Mayan knifer?
Happy Easter
Great vid blitz
Love your TABS videos! My 4yr old son watches you every day. Keep it up!
@fire games m hello
13:43 Zeus:Not today snake!
13:31 when the minotaur died, a snake rammed into his butt
the snake archer is an excellent anti-archer unit, they can cost effectively slay artemis
11:46 worst soldier ever also 11:49 that sound of the archer XD
The snake archer and archer literally died in the same way except the hand or arm
7:47 That snake body-slammed him.
Snake?Snake?SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
They should add a Basalisk or a Gorgon. Maybe even a Beholder from DnD!
Just like my Grandaddy always said "just shake em off like a tapeworm.'
The king doesn't have ants in his pants. He has a snake in his boot
Watching the snakes crawl to to monitor was like a venom crawling
Blitz can you do Minotaur bowling? Minotaur and enough haybalers that u want
@Evan Freelend no like really stop i'm annoyed your just selling out your channel on popular youtubers channel that is messed up
Evan Freelend 99% of them are 6 year olds that subscribe to all channels that advertise themselves.
The reason he can't kill a clubber is because the clubber is less easily distracted
Snakes for life
You should do a flying reaper and make him fire
watched the video 12 sec and already love it
So snake archers are really good against large groups of troops they get stuck on each other trying to get to the snake while a catapult or something kills the masses at least I find that as the best use of the snake archer but they have some more versatility
Side note: valkerys are amazing against catapults they mess up there aim from your base troops and on the Viking map the catapult is always in range so they aren't much use
I thought Bob Ross was good but now snake is god
You're meant to use them as distractions OR use them in huge numbers to rip enemies apart
Which still isnt worth the effort, bards are much better at distracting, hell even crows are, and huge numbers work for any unit really, this is the worst unit in tabs hands down, way too expensive for what it offers
@@MegaSupernowa it still needs a buff but there quite cost effective against ranged units like the siege weaponry and also archers
@@MegaSupernowa Yes but the thing is the SNAKES are the attacking unit, meaning there's an infinite amount of them
Default Name in theory in pratice if they shoot twice its a good day.....
@@MegaSupernowa bards suck as all they do is run back to your own (weak) units. A snake is way more effective because it slows down the enemy team and makes them move together to a pile of units, which can be very helpful
Imagine in unit editor that you mount a snake archer on a mammoth or on a valkryie
Yes please!
If they don't have medusa they should add her,she should shoot 3:5 snakes from her 'hair'.
Flying Snakes would be pretty cool.
He attac , he protec , but the most important
Hes a snake
5:13 alein vs pretiter
It takes 32.93773 snake archers to defeat one singular mammoth.
I think that the snake archers are very good for support, and not really good for a primary unit.
Happy Easter!
Lol. Sneks OP
5:17 He's got a loong snake !
This is great
Blitz you the best youtuber for me
The clubber won because he pathfinder to the archer, instead of the snake, which is unlike other units.
I can't wait for an Artemist that fires snakes
Do a sea of snakes, like 10 hobbits to trigger the snake archers and the have like 3 boats in the back to sail
It's 67 snakes you've done it. You've done the impossible
Blitz the Second one with Zeus when through his head
100 hobbits vs. 100 snake archers
Blitz I always find using just one snake archer is really good at taking out units hiding behind other units. (i.e. archers, spear throwers, priests, ballistae and catapults (eventually)) but I agree that they need a big buff
The snake archers take so long to reload because they have the snakes in a bag and they snakes move all around Inside and he has a hard time grabbing one
Wow I am so early today
Me: *opens chocolate bar*
Blitz: i am hungry all of a sudden
Me: NANI
Imagine blitz as a wrestling commentator
I love this video
The battle of FOR HONOR!
Four jarls and 20-15 brawlers vs four knights and 20-25 squires.
9:56 no thats baron lol
The danger noodles are awesome
there are 3 new special units that u have to find.
artimis
the exicutiner
and the mace spinner
He already found them
The entire weekend was prerecorded.
Please do 100 snakes vs a wheel barrow I want to see a wheelbarrow just zooming by and 100 snakes 🐍 are just chasing him
I think the snake archer is inspired by Conan the Barbarian with Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Earl Jones.
17:03 omg the jarl
8:12 *itachi and Shisui have entered the chat*
Snake archers have ultra instinct :p
Merry easter
If you’re on the right map you can defeat everything with one
He a sneaky snek
The haybalers are only immune to arrows that hit them in the torso but if a archer lands a headshot or hits their arm/leg then they take damage