Who Can Destroy The Army Of Everything in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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13:43 The Minotaur saves the Knight from the long ship
Good grief
knight? 🤦♂️
green isn’t yellow yeah it is
green isn’t yellow It is a Knight.... 🤦♂️
He saw what happened to the knight at 10:00 lmao
10:01 i love how the knight looked up and lowered his defenses when he saw the longship
It was it this moment he new he f****d up
That Bravelikeme sole
10:03 you can just see him look up to his death from a Viking ship
10:00 knight looks up at ship then gets crushed
CRACK
I used to be an knight like you but then I took a long ship to the face
Nick knight a knight*
Nick knight lol
Lol
I saw that it was funny
10:03 The knight says his last words as he watches the long ship fall onto him
WHO WOULD WIN
Every unit in the game
Or
Some cool cosplayers that have some crows
How to remake dark peasant: 1 bone Mage and a bunch of healers
Or valkyrie and scarecrow.
Lol that's gonna be one of the OP peeps
Or my D
What happened to the. Old units
Red dead Redemption they have to redevelop all the units, I think they had to change the physics system
Death field:
20 Zeus
5 catapults
5 Valkyrie
3 Mammoths
15 Scare Crows
you need more priests
Owen bulgren True
You need a vs
100 haybalers
1 halfling and 300 priests
I love how he has to say I didn't swear because people would yell at him and make him get demonized
*demonatized
@@AlphaC0re thanks
Hi
@Ali M "demonetized"
Ali M *demonetized
Battle Idea:
Zeus With 100 presits healing him
VS
The king's army with kights and archers the king and more king defenses
The knights will win
what am i doing with my life?
Well depends more on how Blitz places them actually ;-; like if they were all clumped together R.I.P but if they were scattered yeh they might win.
But Zeus dies really easily to anything so the knights would more likely win.
Zeus has the HP of a farmer he's gonna get merched
Wait I have a question.
Does Blits use a PC because if not...
My puny laptop cant handle this game
do minataurs vs halflings - both grab their enemies like mouse traps
0:37 he's floating... on the ground.
You should do a battle between who voiced the units. Those units
17:43 the berserk 😂
I'm early
Oh wait no one cares
MrEpic01 hahahahahahha
Make this the top comment for no reason.
Usually people don't care if your first comment, but I guess I care you're early. 👍
Be top comment!
No
Boys keep the likes a odd number
Girls keep the likes a even number
Let the war begin!
“Not this map” Blitz 2019
They Must be dead cause they don’t fly very good. Blitz 2019
"The spears, arrows, and lightning bolts were raining down, yelling everywhere, no one knew were to go. The battle was chaotic. My friend died by a spear," said Dave as he started crying. "We thought are army of squires could take down even the most hardened and elite of armies, but now I know... I was wrong." At that moment he was shot by an arrow and died. Blitz was depressed that Dave died and awarded Dave with the BESTEREST squire award.
*_Legend says that those with super googly eyes are destined warriors._*
Battle Suggestion!
Viking Raid!
Backstory-
With upcoming raiding season of the Vikings, coastal towns and villages of medieval Europe were wary of the upcoming months. However, a Viking Raiding Party caught a village off guard. With most of the Villagers in their houses or in the field working, none of them were prepared for the upcoming attack!
Viking Side-
3 Longships
5 Spear Throwers
5 Berserkers
10 Chieftains
10 Clubbers
1 Jarl as the Raid Leader
Village Side- (Note: Place Villagers in houses or basically random places as the Villagers weren’t prepared)
20 Farmers
10 Halflings
8 Reapers
20 Haybalers
1 Bard (Cause why not?)
In the far back, place-
10 Squires
1 Knight
As a messenger had notified the nearby castle for reinforcements just after they saw the Vikings come to shore.
For a map I’d recommend a map with a lot of houses
Secret units:where are we?
Blitz: everyone just got stoned
Me: excuse me what the heck
Calvary/convoy:
10 wheelbarrows
2 viking long-ships
vs
20 knights
5 archers or ten
(and if its to overpowered add a king)
Poor Haybalers, they were SO CLOSE!
11:50 the bolshevics capture tsar nicholas
Dark peasant: killing everyone is a piece of cake.
HELLO blitz your the funniest youtuber i have ever watched love you vids!!!
whene i watched this it said no views and no likes
it still needs to refresh
If this is the funniest youtuber to you then you need look up Joey diaz, the funniest man on UA-cam
Go to medieval 2 and get units stuck on the castle floor with the window then put a bunch of berserkers on the other team you won’t regret it
I was looking for more videos of tabs and I watched this
Then I realised it’s new
Got to comment early so I get more than my own like lol
I recommend you subscribe to blitz because he makes tab videos every day since the update
@@stumpedtrees334 IKR
@@ikeozoemena5416 ill subs to be to you if you will subscribe to STUMPED TREES
@@ikeozoemena5416 watch my vids to my subscribers say um cool
10:00 the way the knight looks up at the ship cracks me up so much XD
I like how the log ship just decides to plunge directly on top of the knight on EVERY round. 😬😂😂
“Zeus is throwing his balls agin.” - Blitz 2019
avengers infinity war? except these arent from marvel.
You can run you can hide but derp still arives tabs infinity war
They can be the avengers but the chitauri empire and thanos should be added
Wow it’s crazy I’ve been here since 3k subs it’s crazy to see how far you have come
We didn't forget about the tournament issue blitz
swagmaster 69 And apparently you didn’t at all see that Blitz knows he messed up. He commented on that video, saying that he knew he messed up and might try the tournament again.
Valkyrie was badass in the mammoth battle and the wheelbarrow battle too.
Mammoth Hunters :
2 Mammoths
Vs
2 Stoners
5 SpearUnits
2 Clubbers
Nothing Special
mammoth are gonna win 100% no challange
Fallout4 Troll ez mammoth dub
3:00 lol the knight is like
I will get him!
And then Zeus was like
Sorry got him already
Knight's mind: Seriously?
40 ballista vs 40 catapult , like if u agree
Minotaur: falls to the ground and tries to get up
Longship: NOPE
Only people who remember peasants can like this.
At 17:58 there’s a snake chasing a wheelbarrow and just biting its butt and it’s hilarious
Can you do a battle between 3 Brawlers and 3 hoplites
B4c0n p1ck1es the hoplites win (I have the game)
I can't wait to see the army of Berserkers. Okay, I didn't wait. They're stompy. The "Best" army in the game? IDK, they're my favorite, and if you set them up right, they can beat practically anything except for some of the Bosses. At even cost. I just love their Pawn Jump, that's what generally makes the difference. Of course they can get locked down by Ice Archers. Everything can. Same with Scarecrows, and so forth.
farmer uprising
20 farmers
15 halflings
10 hay balers
1 scare crow
vs
1 king
3 b knights
20 sqires
Thanks for sayin my scarecrow is strong
"Squires"
Why are halflings related to farmers
idk there in the faction
who cares about grammer
12:51 when you are about to take a test you've been studying all night for
I'm early YES the first time I'm under 200 views
Well that was fun to watch😃👍👍
_BRING BACK THE SLIME RANCHER SERIES!!!_
“I’m hungry for bone meat”
-Blitz-
6:57
*sighs*
Looks like I just lost some money
Who did u bet on?
ur mom gay
@@bestbread3446 I don't recall seeing that character in the game.
@Sharyn Gratton what do you mean?
@@bestbread3446 I didn't see a "ur mom gay" character in the game.
RIP to hwacha, chicken man, chicken giant, and dark peasant. You will be forever remembered in our hearts
You can install the older version
Hwacha is coming along I assume more og units in the for of the coming soon Asia faction like the last game there’s two other factions other than the Asia ones that have not been finished so who knows what we’ll see and can’t forget about the unit editor they also say there interested in steam workshop so I’m sure people will recreate og units
@@jessicabyrne869 what about the future faction? like those ghost buster dudes and the jedi?
Rose's are red, violets are blue I like my own comments because no one else do
Edit: wow no one cares
I did haha
Thx
“Poor little halfling.” 10 seconds later gets ran over 17:43
On the medieval 1 map on TABS there is a door under the thin bit in he middle!
You can get past the door if you put the free cam camera right up to the bottom middle of the door and wiggle the camera while pressing w to go forward. You should faze through.
If you go under the map just go up a bit and you should be in the cave
Like if you manage to do it!
Blitz: “The archer took a stoner right to the FACE”
Me: *looks back* “IT WAS IN THE CHEST!”
4:56 "Zeus is throwin' his balls again." OMG xD How do u even do that???
Most satisfying thing i have seen all day
10:03 he looks straight up at the long and realizes I’m dead said the knight
They said it couldn’t be done, they said it was impossible, but an army of Bob Rosses was assembled today and it was glorious.
19:42 look at that guy get impaled by a ballista 😂
At 4:58 when he said, “ Zeus is throwing his Balls” I laughed so hard 🤣
The farmer is literally trapped in a pile of his dead brethren.
Blitz: Oh look at this derp. All trapped.
Love how the knight is looking up to see a giant viking warship landing on him at 10:03
18:07 look at that guy under the valkyrie(sorry if spelled wrong)
He's like, yee im the best! *throws apple*.
And then the valkyrie just smashes him like some derpy stickman XD
10:04 you can see the regret in the knights eyes has he looks up to the boat that’s falling on top of him.
do more of this game i like it
i love tabs
The knight was like oh sh... CRUSH 10:03 😂
10:00
Knight : I'm starting to regret joining this 'army'...
Blitz talking about lagging a little bit by using a thousand of clubbers.
Me here using 420 resolution to play the game with the limit of only 10 units and still manage to lagg so much
Hey blitz! I remember the old tabs vids and the enemy preview vids of yours! I’ve been watching since long before 1 mil and we passed 2 mil!
"Zeus is throwing his balls around again." Did you mean: _All of Greek mythogy?_
“Two Priests”Hey let’s heal each other and become God!
Make a big serious battle, with protectors in front and archers, the king and knight and stuff like that. That would be cool I think
Another great video Blitz, keep it up! We love your vids.
What a great video Blitz! that was an amazing editing and content!
Love your vids
Spear throwers are the best because they won first
Can you beat my army whithout any super unite?
My army:
5 valkeries
10 squires
5 cheaftons
5 ice archers
5 regular archers
And 10 hoplites
blitz= rude to his men and likes destroying the envinronment
drae= likes destruction in basically everything
igp= he regrets everything
baron= when fighting blitz in tabs he somehow wins nearly every match
“He used to be an adventurer til he took an spear to the knee” lol
That was a deep reference
I bet pike men will win in the next episode
The scarecrows are the best unit to get rid of a huge force.
I liked this
The battle of Haystings:
One king as Harold godwinson
20 squires as the well trained warriors
30 hay bailers as the untrained fighters
10 knights as the specialised warriors
15 archers
One king as William the conqueror
15 squires as the well trained warriors
25 hay bailers as the untrained warriors
30 archers
10 knights as the specialised warriors
Love the content
Good Blitz
Idea:
Battle at Lindisfarne
Team 1:
30 priests
40 halflings
Team 2:
2 jarls
4 ships
20 brawlers
10 berserkers
Map: Farm
Rebellion challenge:
Red Team (Kingdom)
50 Squires
25 Spear throwers
10 Halflings
1 Ballista
2 Catapults
50 Protectors
1 King
4 Priests
1 Mammoth
Blue Team (Rebels)
25 Clubs
3 Spear throwers
23 Farmers
14 Halflings
2 Berserkers
3 Valkyrie
1 Minotaur
1 Scarecrow
1 Harvester
If you will, put the king and the Harvester at the front, as they are the leaders.
Try some of those adventure levels, I completed them today and it was pretty fun.
Moreeee and your amazing blitz
Can you please do another one of these I love watching them
😂😂😂 "The Kings got his ding-a-ling stuck in the ground"
Idea! Tage a lot of club cavemen or halflings make them bunch up on a bait taget, then try different units to make a explosion i The pile. Mby try catapult, longship, boneshaman and what not.
Yay couldn't wait for this vid
So we're just going to ignore the fact that you completely messed up the table last time, Blitz?
Fine.
Sure, yeah.
I'm fine with that.
Whatever.
Sure.
Fine.
1 of everything vs 1 of everything, spread them out
He done that!
He sounds like the guy on wii sports that says "Nice Shot!"
Just before the longship hit the knight he looked up at it lololol
Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER :
MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY:
WITCHES:
SCYTHES-3
SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5
BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4
MINOTUARS-3
SNAKE ARCHERS-5
ICE ARCHERS-3
POTIONS-3
HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three)
VALKERIES-3
PREISTS-5
KNIGHTS-5
SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS
KING-1
FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.