@@tannerholmes1587 Seems like 90% of youtube viewers are also mentally handicapped too, if they can't get that the person is obviously indirectly saying they found whatever part of the video they quoted especially funny without actually outright saying it.
I remember wearing a lot of Denim back then. Not so much the spandex and gortex. O.o I was living in rural West Virginia though so not many people running around in track suits o.o
When I was a little kid I remember thinking Crystal Pepsi was the most delicious thing I ever tasted. Wish I can remember what it tasted like. Although, if it's anything like when I tasted a Twinkie this year, it's probably tasted terrible and my kid taste buds were weird.
Crystal pepsi was very similar to regular pepsi in flavor. However, it confused people because it was not that artificially dyed dark color. It failed because people wanted a dark syrup image to go along with the flavor.
There's something I love so much about the fact that both Huggbees and many notable YTP'ers often use the same sources and turn them into completely different types of nonsense altogether. How it's Made, Outside In and now the Crystal Pepsi training video. What can I say? I guess great minds think alike.
@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 UA-cam Poops mainly. How it's Made -> "Wow! It's Made!" by Dathings1 Outside In -> "OUTIE INNIE OUCHIE" by cs188 Crystal Pepsi training video -> "Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales" by noisepuppet
This man has lost all respect from me, he crossed a line when he call that obvious filling machine a rinsing machine. I am so mad at this moment right now
@Aswin it was vary late when I was watching this and in my ignorance I mistook the rising machine for what I thought at the time was a filling machine, I deeply apologize for not only calling someone dishonest when they weren't and to this misinformation I have spread across the comments. I hope you understand how stupid I feel for this mistake, but I do hope you can forgive me.
@@simplename1064 Wow. I don't really see the point in apologising so profusely on an anonymous account on the Internet, of all places, but still, great for showing humility rather than arrogance. As for the comment itself, if it bothers you so much, you could delete it, and not lead others into this misconception that it is a filling machine. But you can have different reasons for keeping it, and it's up to you. Have a good day, fellow consumer. (And thinker.)
The thing is, this hits so many vibes that a real company internal infomercial does. Like the “Pepsi Universe” is such a cringe yet totally believable term a company could coin.
4:08 “Crystal Pepsi will hopefully be as popular as our most popular product-Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi Uh-Huh!” I nearly choked to death laughing at this.
I think dye-free sodas might actually be a decent idea now. I'd rather not have unnecessary dyes in stuff. Not even cuz "they're bad and scary chemicals", but because it would save resources
@@cyndankit4989 That funny! Everyone whined and cried when people said “school lunches shouldn’t just be sugar and fat” and the schools complained “well our parents don’t want kids to limit what they can eat”. Now it’s “screw limits we don’t want your little monsters staining everything!”
5:13 - One does not consume a drink to satiate one's thirst, one consumes a drink to _slake_ one's thirst. You can't satiate thirst, you can only satiate hunger. _Unless of course we're talking about Crystal Pepsi, which is so incredible it can both slake and satiate your thirst!_
My mom loves when they bring back crystal pepsi since she gluten free and normal pepsi has caramel coloring but crystal pepsi is entirely gluten free. Carmel coloring is made with gluten.
she may have some other issues to sort out in the mean time... is she gluten free cuz heath, or "reasons"? if health is the overall reason.... stop drinking soda. it not good. sure I drink soda, eat meat, use tobacco... but, I know I'm killing myself... if you ever utter " well, I think (tofu shaped like a meat and named after a meat).." just eat mush cubes... its not a tofukey... its just tofu... its not a veggie burger, its a veggie patty. crsytal pepsi was't any better in any way; it was a ploy to sell shit, and it flopped.
@@faulkgough1768 It only flopped because of Coke's kamikaze TAB Clear campaign where they deliberately made the worst drink they could to give clear sodas a bad name. Crystal Pepsi tastes good, it is literally just Pepsi with no dyes. If a gluten free version of something that tastes the same as the original exists, then it is objectively "better"
Phew, I'm glad you cleared up that the rinsing machine fills the bottles. The filling machine wouldn't make sense, and you should feel bad if you think it does.
Huggbees! I’m still laughing an hour after watching and then just now I came back to watch it again! It’s so funny! My second time watching your work and I love your commentary and story telling! This channel’s content is perfect! Thank you for sharing these videos! Keep up the good work and carry on being awesome! Oh and I subscribed today!
I remember drinking some of this back when high socks, short shorts, and bright colors were cool. We even found some in a closed-down store years after it was discontinued, and I wanted to try it again but didn't get to. Pepperidge Farms remembers!
As half sentient sea life myself I can greatly attest our love for Crystal Pepsi. I and many others use the left over plastic bottle both as a cozy little mobile shell home and to protect our fragile exoskeletons. Also the bottle cap makes for a fun hat!
Lol I love this My father in law was a merchandiser for Pepsi throughout the late 80’s and early 90’s they used to have a saying “If it’s blue it’s true if it’s red it’s dead.” What happens if it’s clear? 🤔
Tbh, my favorite beverage is Dish Detergent. Its nice and smooth, but has a wonderful flavor. You can find it in sooooo manu flavors. Im pretty sure it has more flavors than coke
God, I’m a tad disappointed that you didn’t mention the fact that Pepsi had one of the world’s larger navies at around the time this was made. They should have never gotten rid of those ships and subs.
If y'all remember the L.A Beast bringing back Crystal Pepsi and if you've hear the song sing with me... *All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you, I havent been the same since '92* 😅😅
that’s so weird i haven’t seen or thought about crystal pepsi since like 2018 and i just randomly remembered it yesterday and now this is one of the first thing i see this morning
![[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f-Zb1MojVoM/mqdefault.jpg)
Shout out to Strong Curtis, did a great job putting those cans on the shelf
My mann
No offense but strong Marcus could do it in half the time :/
He's the real one
Legend has it he's doing that same thing today...
@@dryer1901 How dare you
"They're looking for variety. They're looking for Coca- Cola."
lol
@S L A M E T go unsurvive yourself please
@S L A M E T "Body : colder"
Nah I prefer someone who's alive
This video auto played and I thought it was legit. Hearing him say that they'll settle for 2nd best made me double check lmao
Thanks. 90 percent of youtube viewers are deaf. So it really helps when people quote the video.
@@tannerholmes1587 Seems like 90% of youtube viewers are also mentally handicapped too, if they can't get that the person is obviously indirectly saying they found whatever part of the video they quoted especially funny without actually outright saying it.
The only thing more outrageous the crystal Pepsi is the things people wear while buying them
Let me tell you, some TV costumers are horrible. Sure they may have a liscense for it but that doesn't mean you have a sense of fashion.
I remember wearing a lot of Denim back then. Not so much the spandex and gortex. O.o
I was living in rural West Virginia though so not many people running around in track suits o.o
It attracts an audience
@S L A M E T lol bot
It was the 90s, man.
When I was a little kid I remember thinking Crystal Pepsi was the most delicious thing I ever tasted.
Wish I can remember what it tasted like. Although, if it's anything like when I tasted a Twinkie this year, it's probably tasted terrible and my kid taste buds were weird.
Crystal pepsi was very similar to regular pepsi in flavor. However, it confused people because it was not that artificially dyed dark color. It failed because people wanted a dark syrup image to go along with the flavor.
They redid the twinkie recipe- I think the company changed hands, or something, but the flavor's defiantly different
it tasted like licking a tree root. it was terrible.
@@grenadegoboom4967 And I think it's much more fatty, like, I can taste the oil seeping out
I thought it tasted ok, but I still preferred the standard Pepsi.
"SAY THE THING!"
"rinsing machine?"
"YEEEEEEEEEAH BABY."
AND Strong Curtis!
THAT WAS A FILLING MACHINE GOD DANG IT
@@IMP1G what if it was a rinsing and filling machine!?
@@__m__a__x__ you’re thinking of a mixing machine
Yes! I wanted to leave this comment but I looked for it first. Im glad someone was there at the beginning
I lost it at "If you ignore sprite, there's never been another beverage like this"
There's something I love so much about the fact that both Huggbees and many notable YTP'ers often use the same sources and turn them into completely different types of nonsense altogether.
How it's Made, Outside In and now the Crystal Pepsi training video.
What can I say? I guess great minds think alike.
what other yt ppl make cotent liek this?
wait both huggbees?? there's more than one
@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 UA-cam Poops mainly.
How it's Made -> "Wow! It's Made!" by Dathings1
Outside In -> "OUTIE INNIE OUCHIE" by cs188
Crystal Pepsi training video -> "Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales" by noisepuppet
Oh hi.
@@XanTheDragon Hi
"This is a group of Pepsi men"
off in the distance: *PEPSI MAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!*
Pepsi for TV game.
Narrator:oh God he's back
*Fucks Pepsi man*
I remember these days when Crystal Pepsi and HIV were our only worries.
Me too. I love crystal Pepsi
And Gorbachev
Well that and the constant fear of total nuclear war between 2 dickhead countries causing nuclear winter for all
I got both
@@wendyokoopa7048 LA BEAST HERE
“Crystal Pepsi, it isn’t crystal meth, but for kids it’s close enough”
Rats prefer sugar over coke so not far off... I suspect humans too but no lab will do that test.
Huggbees: "filling machine" "rinsing mahine"
My serotonin levels: 📈📈📈📈📈📈
@@pylot5021 ok
what
This man has lost all respect from me, he crossed a line when he call that obvious filling machine a rinsing machine. I am so mad at this moment right now
Are you blind.. It's obviously a rinsing machine
@Aswin it was vary late when I was watching this and in my ignorance I mistook the rising machine for what I thought at the time was a filling machine, I deeply apologize for not only calling someone dishonest when they weren't and to this misinformation I have spread across the comments. I hope you understand how stupid I feel for this mistake, but I do hope you can forgive me.
@@simplename1064 Wow. I don't really see the point in apologising so profusely on an anonymous account on the Internet, of all places, but still, great for showing humility rather than arrogance.
As for the comment itself, if it bothers you so much, you could delete it, and not lead others into this misconception that it is a filling machine. But you can have different reasons for keeping it, and it's up to you.
Have a good day, fellow consumer. (And thinker.)
I can’t wait to accidentally buy hundreds of gallons of Crystal Pepsi and mistake it as water!
💀
Thanks Nitro, very cool!
Holy shit. Filling up like. Backyard water feature with like, sprite or some other clear soft drink would be insane.
The thing is, this hits so many vibes that a real company internal infomercial does.
Like the “Pepsi Universe” is such a cringe yet totally believable term a company could coin.
Thats actually a callback to his logo redesign video
@@owene2530 I see I see
ok so i have news about a term pepsi actuallt coined
4:08 “Crystal Pepsi will hopefully be as popular as our most popular product-Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi Uh-Huh!”
I nearly choked to death laughing at this.
Not a lot gets an audible laugh from me now, but that really caught me off guard.
This man quickly became my favorite channel, making things sound legit in the first half then going downhill till the end.
I think dye-free sodas might actually be a decent idea now. I'd rather not have unnecessary dyes in stuff. Not even cuz "they're bad and scary chemicals", but because it would save resources
It's actually a big hit in Japan even now.
some schools MINE wont allow colored drinks cause it will stain carpets so i love that idea like when i put sprite in my water bottle
Yeah
@@cyndankit4989 That funny! Everyone whined and cried when people said “school lunches shouldn’t just be sugar and fat” and the schools complained “well our parents don’t want kids to limit what they can eat”.
Now it’s “screw limits we don’t want your little monsters staining everything!”
Coke and Pepsi are actually citrus based flavors!
*busts down door*
It's Pepsi!
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - HuggyBebsi, 2021
Bebis
It's call Pepsi crystal because it's got crystal meth in it, that's why it's so addictive.
I mean really though, would you rather have Crystal Methsi or Cocaine-Cola?
It's called crystal pepsi, not pepsi crystal.
Attempting to beat coca-cola, I see...
Nah, sugar is more addictive.
@@Paranitis Bruh 🤣
I literally ordered Chrystal Pepsi and it’s supposed to arrive today wow
New: it arrived!
Whats her hourly rate?
@@tesseract5569 That went right over his head
@@Duskybriar Oh well. I thought it was funny 😂
@@tesseract5569 clever bastard 😂
@@tesseract5569 It turns out she actually pays you for purchasing her services out of pity from knowing that you ordered crystal pepsi unironically
In south Asia, pepsi is pronounced as "bebsi". No joke.
🅱️e🅱️si
That's just their accent. They still pronounce it "pepsi", but it sounds like bebsi to us because we don't have their specific accent.
Also in the Middle East, I hear
@Don C bebsi, from the middle east
@@ZweiForgot that’s not how phonetics work. Check the IPA.
_"Here are Pepsi, we'll settle for second best."_
Thats incredibly accurate Lol
“The four most popular drinks in America right now are: soft, dish detergents, *drinks* and cleaners”
and crystal pepsi qualifies as 3 of those
And NOT the 3 that you think.
There is nothing you can do to stop this -Huggbees
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal than others" - Huggbees, 2021
HOLY FUCKING SHIT 1.3K LIKES
I guess we all live in a Pepsi Farm...
Is it a coincidence that I'm reading Animal Farm in school right now?
Brown Soda bad
Clear Soda good!
Brown soda good!
Clear soda BETTER!
No shall drink crystal pepsi
No shall drink crystal pepsi _to excess_
@@mistersippi2945 Clear Soda Good!
Brown Soda BETTER!
I love buying crystal instead of regular, sometimes I even buy 50 grams of the crystal stuff
"I'm so early that I don't have enough time to think of a good comment"
Where do you live? Here in the States we haven't seen crystal clear Pepsi since the 90s...its definitely one of those 90s relics here
@@stee8345 what’s crystal pepsi?
@@mentallyunstableorphan hol up
@@stee8345 I don't think he's buying soda
The rinsing/filling machine thing will never got old
I kept wondering "is this real???" Took me over two minutes when he said bitch to realize it was dubbed 😂
No you misunderstood. Even that bitch was new
Same here. Feel like the biggest fool.
Womp womp, deal with it 🐟 🙂
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize that I'm watching a Hugbees video.
Love this channel
5:13 - One does not consume a drink to satiate one's thirst, one consumes a drink to _slake_ one's thirst. You can't satiate thirst, you can only satiate hunger.
_Unless of course we're talking about Crystal Pepsi, which is so incredible it can both slake and satiate your thirst!_
No, you fool, you _quench_ thirst! You've ruined everything!
@@ionastewart8814 you both are correct my brother, the definition of slake is "to quench or satisfy (one's thirst)"
@@dakota9821 I have humiliated myself on the internet... it's over for me. Go on without me, I'll only slow you down!
Hugbees I started using your voice as my internal monologue when reading back my essays and it’s working
My mom loves when they bring back crystal pepsi since she gluten free and normal pepsi has caramel coloring but crystal pepsi is entirely gluten free. Carmel coloring is made with gluten.
she may have some other issues to sort out in the mean time...
is she gluten free cuz heath, or "reasons"?
if health is the overall reason.... stop drinking soda. it not good.
sure I drink soda, eat meat, use tobacco... but, I know I'm killing myself...
if you ever utter " well, I think (tofu shaped like a meat and named after a meat).." just eat mush cubes... its not a tofukey... its just tofu... its not a veggie burger, its a veggie patty.
crsytal pepsi was't any better in any way; it was a ploy to sell shit, and it flopped.
@@faulkgough1768 It only flopped because of Coke's kamikaze TAB Clear campaign where they deliberately made the worst drink they could to give clear sodas a bad name. Crystal Pepsi tastes good, it is literally just Pepsi with no dyes. If a gluten free version of something that tastes the same as the original exists, then it is objectively "better"
These new videos keep getting better and better. This is my favorite one of this channel I think
Phew, I'm glad you cleared up that the rinsing machine fills the bottles. The filling machine wouldn't make sense, and you should feel bad if you think it does.
technically most if not all machines are rinsing machines because the liquid is either emptied during production or emptied by the consumer.
this here's another one of your dang conspiracies, ain't it, Dale?
PUT DOWN THAT POCKET SAND
Those subs are skyrocketing. You deserve it, man. Funniest dubs ever.
4:00
"We're going to pretend it was actually made to re-energize the soft drink market"
*"what the fuck is this man wearing"*
Huggbees!
I’m still laughing an hour after watching and then just now I came back to watch it again!
It’s so funny!
My second time watching your work and I love your commentary and story telling!
This channel’s content is perfect!
Thank you for sharing these videos!
Keep up the good work and carry on being awesome!
Oh and I subscribed today!
Him calling them rinsing machines is officially a part of huggbees lore.
I feel like this man would be a god at jackbox…
4:05 is my favorite part. Just the way he smoothly goes off topic wnd then right back on track
yES
That's crazy! Pay a man and he uploads good content more often. Who would've thunk?
"All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you."
-LA Beast
Omg man ur almost at a mil so quick ur legit blowing up I've been here since before like 500-600k and I can 100% say the popularity is well deserved
I remember drinking some of this back when high socks, short shorts, and bright colors were cool. We even found some in a closed-down store years after it was discontinued, and I wanted to try it again but didn't get to. Pepperidge Farms remembers!
You're getting better and better at this, the bit at the end was great
Who would win in a fight between Strong Curtis and Strong Marcus?
As if the planet could handle their battle
This would require a planet that is inhabited by a race of beings who hide orange balls with stars in them
My guy you are killing it right now, can't wait for more stuff
Huggbee is pumping out content like its no tomorrow
I've seen the actual training vid so was slightly confused by the narration for a moment: then I spotted the source. Nice work Huggbees!
4:36 - "Customers who tried Crystal Pepsi repeated the phrase 'That's Disgusting'!" had me actually wheezing.
You just went all out with these videos. Good for us and I am happy for you.
Fun fact: after the introduction of crystal Pepsi, more girls were born and named crystal. Creepy
You've really improved my day. Thank you
“Is Pepsi Ok?”
-every restaurant server ever
He's perfect to voice every single ad that exists
"It would be nice to look into the future with a crystal ball"
Oh, I see what you did there. The bottles are clear like a crystal ball.
The number of Huggbees uploads lately is incredible.
1:54
"it's Pepsi!"
well, no shit, mistery solved finally
Inb4 the porn bot
I forgot how hilarious your videos were, keep up the good work!
Now you have to make a “how it’s made: crystal meth” that way there is no confusion between this crystal and that crystal.
I fell in love with this channel... I'm subscribed after binging it... This is fucking gold.
If huggbees voiced over Pepsi ads, coca cola would disappear from all store shelves
After watching the noisepuppet crystal pepsi ytp, I'd always expect that its gonna start "it would be nice to look at the consumers balls"
As half sentient sea life myself I can greatly attest our love for Crystal Pepsi. I and many others use the left over plastic bottle both as a cozy little mobile shell home and to protect our fragile exoskeletons. Also the bottle cap makes for a fun hat!
At this rate, we're going to need a Huggbees Cinematic Universe chart to understand all the references in a single video, and I love it
“Everything about it is new, even this bitch which drinks it is new”
That got me that was unexpected 😂
This video makes my head hurt because of how old it looks
1:28 FILLS up great in a RINSING machine! my whole world is turned upside down....
I'm getting a solid lofi vaporwave video vibe with top tier Huggbees narration XD
I feel this would have been a good champion of the Pepsi Universe.
"we'll settle for second best"
Dr.Pepper: "I think you mean third"
Back in his prime even Strong Marcus couldn’t beat Strong Curtis. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
the “what the fuck is this man wearing” sent me
should've had la beast help you with this one, since he's the go-to guy on crystal pepsi
You GOT this Strong Curtis. Keep up the good work!
How refreshing, I love the great taste of Crystal Pepsi
It gets better the longer you watch
Lol I love this
My father in law was a merchandiser for Pepsi throughout the late 80’s and early 90’s they used to have a saying
“If it’s blue it’s true if it’s red it’s dead.”
What happens if it’s clear? 🤔
It’s beer
This guy has to be a fellow MSTie 🌑 ...I just found your channel and it's the most absurd channel I've seen in a long time. You sir were born to riff.
Tbh, my favorite beverage is Dish Detergent. Its nice and smooth, but has a wonderful flavor. You can find it in sooooo manu flavors. Im pretty sure it has more flavors than coke
Eww
It does
and it comes in America's favourite flavour....lime
this video is hilarious for the first minute and then deadpan goes on for another 6. so freaking good
God, I’m a tad disappointed that you didn’t mention the fact that Pepsi had one of the world’s larger navies at around the time this was made.
They should have never gotten rid of those ships and subs.
They had to settle for second best. And when you're second best, you *can* have too much of a good thing.
God damnit, I did it again. I opened another Huggbees video thinking it was a regular ol nostalgic advertisement.
I'd actually like a sugar free dye free soda every once in a while
4:04 - Summarization - It's been fun watching your channel explode in the last 6 months.
I am happy there is a new soda on the block! Sodapop being a essential part of my diet it is good to have variety.
"All pepsi is equal, but crystal pepsi is more equal then others" - Huggbees, 2021
*than
You stole this comment from me, nice try. You even mis-spelled the word "than".
GG for not turning off the mic
man i wish they show more the filling machine
I was going to ask if that was a filling machine, so I'm glad you already mentioned it was a rinsing machine.
If y'all remember the L.A Beast bringing back Crystal Pepsi and if you've hear the song sing with me...
*All that I want is a Crystal Pepsi to share with you, I havent been the same since '92* 😅😅
When it was rereleased a few years ago I loved it, please Strong Curtis, put more of those cans on the shelf!
How long is it going for him to make a meth joke-
Edit: The answer is 3:20
Also I can confirm this is all true. Just trust me bro
at times, this video feels like watching a live action YTP
that’s so weird i haven’t seen or thought about crystal pepsi since like 2018 and i just randomly remembered it yesterday and now this is one of the first thing i see this morning
You know when you think this video can’t get any funnier it just fucking gets better and better lmfao 😂
"as a company who owns a few delivery trucks"
this hits so hard because this video wasn't even made by Pepsi, but literally just a distributor.
"It even fills up great in a rinsing machine."
Well now I'm confused again I gotta send a email.
hol up
strong curtis left the sprinkle factory job?