ENGLAND BEAT SAN MARINO 10-0 (FTW)

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  • @AboveAverageJoshua
    @AboveAverageJoshua 2 роки тому +1163

    Harry Kane has scored more Goals for England this season (8) than he has scored for Tottenham Hotspur in All Competitions this season (7).

    • @Juanoswald30
      @Juanoswald30 2 роки тому +39

      Note against farmers in the international duty

    • @whittar
      @whittar 2 роки тому +43

      @@Juanoswald30 Unfair to call us farmers just because Sousa manages the team

    • @fahad-jo1qi
      @fahad-jo1qi 2 роки тому +31

      not tryna defend kanes shitness this season but tbf tottenham havent exactly played any san marino type team

    • @Juanoswald30
      @Juanoswald30 2 роки тому +8

      @@whittar well there fellas on ur team who have actual jobs

    • @sirhundo5976
      @sirhundo5976 2 роки тому +3

      It was san marino and albania let's relax.

  • @printdivisionafrica469
    @printdivisionafrica469 2 роки тому +433

    "he's got one bullet point on his CV"
    my brother Niran THAT THERE WAS A VIOLATION

  • @Harry20000Hl
    @Harry20000Hl 2 роки тому +154

    Anyone else confused how Diego Costa is being himself for Atletico Madrid, when he plays for Atlético Mineiro

    • @dude99844
      @dude99844 2 роки тому +13

      That in itself seems like a diego costa thing to do

    • @vanshpersie07
      @vanshpersie07 2 роки тому +6

      old clip

    • @lucashfaria98
      @lucashfaria98 2 роки тому +1

      All Atléticos are the same and you can't convince me otherwise

    • @augustoburkert496
      @augustoburkert496 2 роки тому

      yeah exactly

  • @Bettyschwallocks1
    @Bettyschwallocks1 2 роки тому +135

    Honestly I love this series so much, I’ve got my 60 year old Nan into ftw, honestly it’s so funny 😂

  • @Bogamus
    @Bogamus 2 роки тому +139

    Switzerland is due some credit for getting past Italy in the Group! After beating France at the Euros and almost beating Spain. They‘ve now won the group missing 7 key players due to injuries. This looks like a very promising golden generation for Switzerland!

    • @ktpick5701
      @ktpick5701 2 роки тому +7

      Switzerland for wc

    • @_Alexesh_
      @_Alexesh_ 2 роки тому +7

      Switzerland the better version of the Albanian football team

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 2 роки тому +2

      I mean Switzerland is being Carried by Xhaka, Shaquiri, and Sommer so…

    • @yorak_hunt
      @yorak_hunt 2 роки тому +2

      @@GreekPele Xhaka was injured. Only one center back (Schär) was available. We had to play with a 32 year old midfielder from Basel in our defense. Okafor up top only made his 3rd ever game for Switzerland. We got carried by amazing team spirit and great managerial work by Murat Yakin

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 2 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp, miss playing MtG a lot

  • @mebnt
    @mebnt 2 роки тому +12

    Canada's first win vs Mexico since the 2000 Gold Cup, and first win vs Mexico in Canada since 1990.
    The power of the "Iceteca" knows no bounds

  • @Jxrginho
    @Jxrginho 2 роки тому +374

    I read “FTW” as “WTF” as if you were surprised we beat them 10-0 😭

    • @Jxrginho
      @Jxrginho 2 роки тому +20

      Well I mean I am surprised Gareth Southgate’s squad managed to put 10 in the back of their net

    • @russian5470
      @russian5470 2 роки тому +1

      I’m surprised it wasn’t a boring 1-0 victory

    • @pavit616
      @pavit616 2 роки тому

      @@Jxrginho HAHAHAHA same brother

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, England lost to Iceland in 2016

  • @infinesse2328
    @infinesse2328 2 роки тому +405

    How did he miss the 53-0 scoreline in one of the Polish divisions?

    • @averagefutplayer3607
      @averagefutplayer3607 2 роки тому +28

      magdziński on crack 22 goals 😳

    • @dansimpson1729
      @dansimpson1729 2 роки тому +9

      Got a name of the teams? Can't find the match

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 2 роки тому +4

      Because it was Poland's most realistic scoreline.

    • @omarhashim2972
      @omarhashim2972 2 роки тому +1

      Were the players corpses?!

    • @justkay9884
      @justkay9884 2 роки тому +6

      @@dansimpson1729 the team who won is called Wybrzeże Rewalskie Rewal. Also the losing team only had 8 players, including a few youngsters

  • @davvi95
    @davvi95 2 роки тому +40

    16:32 I'm not proud to say this, but this is a Brazilian Sunday league clip

    • @TadeuCarabias
      @TadeuCarabias 2 роки тому +8

      The highest form of football. Also the drunkest. It's art.

  • @Ynwa30555
    @Ynwa30555 2 роки тому +83

    10-0 that’s still less RBs Garreth southgate is gonna have for the WC

  • @AdarshAKumar-qi1ky
    @AdarshAKumar-qi1ky 2 роки тому +6

    5:34 "That's not a name...that's a reference number"
    I can't 😂😂

  • @Alex-sn3wl
    @Alex-sn3wl 2 роки тому +40

    In the name of fair play we will get our replay - Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦

    • @yorak_hunt
      @yorak_hunt 2 роки тому +7

      African football is just so corrupt unfortunately

    • @Alex-sn3wl
      @Alex-sn3wl 2 роки тому

      @@yorak_hunt 💯

  • @briangichure9541
    @briangichure9541 2 роки тому +27

    "Liechtenstein told Germany to go easy on them, Germany said NEIN"
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾 good lawd
    Huge fan of your content man... Spreading love from Kenya 🇰🇪

    • @omarhashim2972
      @omarhashim2972 2 роки тому +2

      Nirran is an actual god, also hello African friend, from egypt 🇪🇬

    • @ngaonyamasyo7210
      @ngaonyamasyo7210 2 роки тому +1

      I thought I was the only Kenyan watching him 😂

    • @briangichure9541
      @briangichure9541 2 роки тому

      @@omarhashim2972 Hello mate... Cheers!

    • @briangichure9541
      @briangichure9541 2 роки тому

      @@ngaonyamasyo7210 Auwooo... Niaje😂😂 Hata mimi nilikuwa nadhani hivyo

  • @ttsfish1372
    @ttsfish1372 2 роки тому +47

    Martin Tyler sounded like he supported Scotland commentating that match

    • @frasershand2573
      @frasershand2573 2 роки тому +1

      It’s Ian Crocker Mate

    • @MadridyRonaldo
      @MadridyRonaldo 2 роки тому +1

      “hi i’m martin tyler, and this is alan smith. and we’re here to describe this game for you”

    • @captainh3805
      @captainh3805 2 роки тому +1

      I knew I saw you from somewhere you commented on the 10-0 match

    • @ttsfish1372
      @ttsfish1372 2 роки тому

      @@captainh3805 yeah the sky sports version of it

  • @Antoine-wx1uk
    @Antoine-wx1uk 2 роки тому +21

    as a german the germany joke made my day i laughed my ass off

  • @50shadesOfGamingg
    @50shadesOfGamingg 2 роки тому +8

    I'm Portuguese. Watching Portugal play actually hurts me. I don't blame the players, i blame our coach. The guy probably has the best squad ever , with so much talent, but he just defends, defends and defends. Did i mention defending playstyle? Our coach actually said in the post match press conference after the Ireland game, win or draw, it would be the same. Like what? How can we go to the WC with that mentality? Serbia deserved to win, they played to win and we played to draw because thats our coach's mentality. We thank him for the Euro 2016 and the Nations League but his time is over.

  • @Alex-RS91
    @Alex-RS91 2 роки тому +110

    As a Serbian yes we did beat Portugal and pulled a miracle, however we must be humble and remember that if goal line tech existed in the 1st game (that was really embarrassing) we would have lost that game and things would have been different.

    • @seanmckenzie6642
      @seanmckenzie6642 2 роки тому +5

      Its just football, ronaldo scored an offside hattrick vs bayern and they went to win ucl

    • @jamesduffy7549
      @jamesduffy7549 2 роки тому +19

      No you mustn't, you must shithouse as much as humanly possible

    • @raahulhr3455
      @raahulhr3455 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 Lmao

    • @maxg584
      @maxg584 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 yes

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesduffy7549 yes

  • @_cjsenpai7344
    @_cjsenpai7344 2 роки тому +15

    Niran should get a netflix stand up special😂😂 this man is soo funny

  • @glitchadapt8681
    @glitchadapt8681 2 роки тому +14

    Jude Bellingham part killed me😂

  • @isaachobman8432
    @isaachobman8432 2 роки тому +2

    love the "Sammararinese" collective noun usage. i learnt something

  • @olandrethomas7768
    @olandrethomas7768 2 роки тому +2

    6:44
    This joke is incredibly underrated 😂😂😂

  • @guilhermehajiro5571
    @guilhermehajiro5571 2 роки тому +56

    "Diego Costa being his usual self at Atletico Madrid"
    He doesn't even play there anymore 😂

    • @totall3371
      @totall3371 2 роки тому

      Yea another clip in this video is old af

    • @TheOfficialFNG
      @TheOfficialFNG  2 роки тому +34

      smh that's a howler from me

    • @myrice101
      @myrice101 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheOfficialFNG football this Willenium

    • @JFireCardoso
      @JFireCardoso 2 роки тому

      @@TheOfficialFNG he doesn’t even play for a European team anymore

  • @bogositlou3106
    @bogositlou3106 2 роки тому +12

    I look forward to FTW all week long.

  • @naten2485
    @naten2485 2 роки тому +13

    Salute to ma man's entertaining work every week!!!!

  • @abri9595
    @abri9595 2 роки тому +8

    the corner that led to the pen was not even a corner, and you can see it so clearly. 🇿🇦 were seriously robbed 😔

  • @sonheunglam
    @sonheunglam 2 роки тому +8

    Never thought I’d get to see my country in an ftw,, you love to see it 🥲🇨🇦

    • @Chris02607
      @Chris02607 2 роки тому +2

      I hope they qualify

    • @sonheunglam
      @sonheunglam 2 роки тому +1

      @@Chris02607 I really hope so too man! Good lucky to your country too :)

    • @Chris02607
      @Chris02607 2 роки тому +3

      @@sonheunglam thx but your team clapped us yesterday

  • @Berttus
    @Berttus 2 роки тому +2

    16:32 for the language being speaken there, this clip is from Brazil. Dunno where in Brazil, but definitely is from there.

  • @1svint
    @1svint 2 роки тому +3

    the tupac one got me DEADD lmao

  • @kidsupplier3305
    @kidsupplier3305 2 роки тому +11

    Finally, England have shown their true class… against 11 plumbers scraped into a football team

  • @alexandermasters-kay2623
    @alexandermasters-kay2623 2 роки тому +35

    The south african story. Fifa are meeting to discuss if the game must be replayed. A former ref rewatched the game and noticed the ref made 70+ wrong major decision with all being in favor of Ghana

    • @SalmanAli-hn2kt
      @SalmanAli-hn2kt 2 роки тому +7

      70????????

    • @MrAFK495
      @MrAFK495 2 роки тому +1

      70‽ That's insane wtf

    • @alexandermasters-kay2623
      @alexandermasters-kay2623 2 роки тому +1

      @@SalmanAli-hn2kt yeah because just the penalty alone was three. Not a pen, not a yellow and there was a Ghana player in the box as the pen was taken

  • @furqanwaseem2562
    @furqanwaseem2562 2 роки тому +6

    Love this series

  • @ethanwarman3243
    @ethanwarman3243 2 роки тому +13

    More managers have been sacked this week (2) than Niran has fresh trims (0)

  • @bakedbacon5951
    @bakedbacon5951 2 роки тому +2

    As an American it’s amazing finally being able to talk shit about football.

  • @antlereddruid8359
    @antlereddruid8359 2 роки тому +2

    The thing in Köln is the start of the carnival season which starts on the 11.11. And ends in February. It usually involves getting dressed up and getting insanely hammered...there are many traditions tied into it that are very cool and interesting.

  • @nikolasimoni5018
    @nikolasimoni5018 2 роки тому +6

    IT'S THE MOST WONDERFULL TIME OF THE WEAK

  • @CosminCozmaTheBest
    @CosminCozmaTheBest 2 роки тому +2

    This is by far the best and most ''at home'' kind of content I would watch, thank you!

  • @raptorhardmind6186
    @raptorhardmind6186 2 роки тому +3

    16:40 That's definelly Brazil.

  • @an-dre4087
    @an-dre4087 2 роки тому +2

    the 16:30 clip is from Brasil
    source: am portuguese and I can understand what they are saying

  • @alexm.s4000
    @alexm.s4000 2 роки тому +2

    14:54 suarez 2010 would like to have a word

  • @midago7332
    @midago7332 2 роки тому

    FTW the only football show a Pom in Australia will ever need. Thank you FNG.

  • @rm0986
    @rm0986 2 роки тому +1

    Reus and Lewandowski smiling will never not get me

  • @ScorpioSwing
    @ScorpioSwing 2 роки тому +19

    Nothing about Stockport County's incredible 5-3 win vs Bolton.
    Pain.

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 2 роки тому

      It will come next week.

  • @timstronghp
    @timstronghp 2 роки тому +1

    "how long have I been fucking injured..."😂

  • @thelobsterperson
    @thelobsterperson 2 роки тому +3

    That Tupac joke got me doing a sharp intake of breath man

  • @myrice101
    @myrice101 2 роки тому +4

    That Marine AFC match resumed with them being 2-0
    opponents made it 2-2 against a 10 men Marine and went to Pens
    Marine win 5-4 on penalties

  • @karolpominski
    @karolpominski 2 роки тому +1

    Love these feel good stories, they warm the heart

  • @Brexitgeizer
    @Brexitgeizer 2 роки тому +1

    Nirans mind: (FTW)=football this week
    My mind: (FTW)=f#@k this week

  • @shaanubhi416
    @shaanubhi416 2 роки тому +7

    CANADA HAS MADE A FTW! MY HOME COUNTRY HAS MADE IT!

    • @Parkswaves
      @Parkswaves 2 роки тому +1

      Rebranding to hockey this week soon

  • @HetfieldJames90
    @HetfieldJames90 2 роки тому +2

    RTW is love
    RTW is life

  • @alexsvensson4811
    @alexsvensson4811 2 роки тому +15

    Yes finally an episode of “FoR tHe WiN!”

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 2 роки тому

      Huh?

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 2 роки тому

      @IDM I know but FTW is F*ck the world, he said for the win.

    • @alexsvensson4811
      @alexsvensson4811 2 роки тому

      @@GreekPele
      What? Did he change it??

  • @evanmedcraft8929
    @evanmedcraft8929 2 роки тому +3

    Not a Ronaldo fanboy but losing against Serbia wouldn't have even been an issue if goalline technology had allowed that goal he scored in the reverse fixture in Serbia. If that goal counts, Portugal wins, finishes level on points with Serbia, and beats them on goal difference.

    • @jelmervanriet790
      @jelmervanriet790 2 роки тому +1

      Well if youre going to retrospecivelly change games anyway. Ronnie should have gotten a red against Ireland so then they would have lost that one.

  • @gcleeter2261
    @gcleeter2261 2 роки тому +1

    Yo niran with a bit of brainstorm love that

  • @haripnarayanan2515
    @haripnarayanan2515 2 роки тому +5

    I suspect Niran had a field day with the MLG sniping edits.

  • @hunchodini86
    @hunchodini86 2 роки тому

    this is one of the best FTWs

  • @PianoManCoversJMB
    @PianoManCoversJMB 2 роки тому

    One of your best ever episodes ngl

  • @josevazquezorozco6684
    @josevazquezorozco6684 2 роки тому +1

    mexico have never been mentioned as much in ftw and when we get mentioned we get bantered😭😭

  • @HZV1492
    @HZV1492 2 роки тому +2

    Get this man 10m subs

  • @ibrahimoladimeji1803
    @ibrahimoladimeji1803 2 роки тому +1

    been waiting all week.

  • @vibesmanvik1648
    @vibesmanvik1648 2 роки тому +2

    That Ghana defeat really ruined my week

  • @mvvlm-22
    @mvvlm-22 2 роки тому

    5:20 HAHAHA true man. How do you keep a straight face when recording lol I would be crying

  • @MrAndr673c
    @MrAndr673c 2 роки тому +6

    Scottland won against a danish B squad. Our midfield was all from the danish League - its the same thing as playing Sunday League

  • @rickster8555
    @rickster8555 2 роки тому +2

    I was waiting for these Neymar jokes, the moment I saw that trim.

  • @mattgriffith3221
    @mattgriffith3221 2 роки тому +1

    That game was so exiting
    10-0 crazy!
    🤭😵‍💫
    Love the content FNG

  • @testadalord01432
    @testadalord01432 2 роки тому

    16:44 this may not be liquid football but it is liquid anti-depression lmaooooo

  • @jimmifp3902
    @jimmifp3902 2 роки тому

    Love Easy life playing in the background

  • @danteojediran1947
    @danteojediran1947 2 роки тому +2

    Is it sad that FTW now is the highlight of my week…

  • @stantony8182
    @stantony8182 2 роки тому +2

    when its 20 mins long, its a good day

  • @rawashdeh392
    @rawashdeh392 2 роки тому

    18:35 my dad is the head of pitch secuirity and he was at that game, and he could see from the stands that they had men on the pitch

  • @danielboateng7335
    @danielboateng7335 2 роки тому +2

    YES FNG IS HERE!!!

  • @heichan8657
    @heichan8657 2 роки тому

    14:49
    Luis Suarze: hold my teeth

  • @VivaporuCubano
    @VivaporuCubano 2 роки тому

    As an American, I was so excited for this FTW.

  • @Botmanszn
    @Botmanszn 2 роки тому

    6:48 that’s so funny and creative ngl

  • @rickster8555
    @rickster8555 2 роки тому +3

    14:06 Didn't he leave Atletico last year?

  • @TGV-7
    @TGV-7 2 роки тому +5

    Fun fact: if u reverse FTW IT IS WTF which explains the crazy stuff 😂

  • @SantS
    @SantS 2 роки тому

    Is it just me or does anyone else get Neymar's Pokerstars advert during FTW? Nice work Niran! ;)

  • @kanannnn
    @kanannnn 2 роки тому +1

    Shahruddin got violated for no reason 💀

  • @ldope3904
    @ldope3904 2 роки тому

    One of the funniest of the year

  • @finnhasson6850
    @finnhasson6850 2 роки тому

    Just waiting to see all the stuff that’s just came out on Twitter on this channel it’s mad

  • @realazra
    @realazra 2 роки тому +5

    Nirans stock images are more clapped then nirans trim

  • @nyphron3109
    @nyphron3109 2 роки тому +7

    12:25 I never want to see American supporters being slandered again.

  • @ForeverStranger
    @ForeverStranger 2 роки тому

    6:44 brilliant

  • @tomspencer1471
    @tomspencer1471 2 роки тому +2

    Day made

  • @romorroma
    @romorroma 2 роки тому

    "The most worthwile hanball youre ever gonna see"
    Luis Suarez: Am I a joke to you

  • @oscardoestbn
    @oscardoestbn 2 роки тому +1

    16:37 we scored cleaner goals when I was 7 with about half the year in goal

  • @swettiebetty9203
    @swettiebetty9203 2 роки тому +1

    Scoootlanndd🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @3company394
    @3company394 2 роки тому

    I love when the football world gives niran so much to work with. Lol worth watching twice, so many good jokes

  • @GM55_Manilock
    @GM55_Manilock 2 роки тому

    1:23 This is San Marino's worst tragedy since the 1994 San Marino Grand Prix weekend.

  • @melody3473
    @melody3473 2 роки тому +2

    Germany said 'nein' 😂😂

  • @jigz_senpai
    @jigz_senpai 2 роки тому +1

    6:44
    And the sh*thousery award goes to Deadtrim Niran😂😂

  • @siljorfag
    @siljorfag 2 роки тому +2

    10:42 that's Argentina's 2nd division fam!!

    • @thelobsterperson
      @thelobsterperson 2 роки тому

      I feel dumb but I didn't get the joke, what happened in that clip?

    • @siljorfag
      @siljorfag 2 роки тому +2

      They're snorting something suspicious (?)

  • @oscarr_12
    @oscarr_12 2 роки тому

    Love these

  • @AntoineRed
    @AntoineRed 2 роки тому +1

    Love how prominently the great Chilean Premier League has been featured here lately

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny 2 роки тому +12

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Southgate blinks and raises his eyebrows at the same time.😉😂
    (Also, delighted for Scotland, hope to see them get through the play offs.🤞)

  • @lorddex1364
    @lorddex1364 2 роки тому +1

    Next week he needs to mention what came out yesterday

  • @lenl860
    @lenl860 2 роки тому

    Great clips, great delivery, great video

  • @tatigan1389
    @tatigan1389 2 роки тому +6

    "Dante Rossi got a red card for being more handsy than Boris Johnson's dad"
    That joke made my day ngl

  • @LTAD-xi6sw
    @LTAD-xi6sw 2 роки тому

    3:27 NIRAN STOP IT 😭

  • @connerguest5205
    @connerguest5205 2 роки тому +1

    That section for the uk and Russia war was possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣

  • @florianflo1504
    @florianflo1504 2 роки тому

    "Probably the most worthwhile handball you're ever gonna see"
    Suarez: "Amateurs"

  • @matt_pritchard_
    @matt_pritchard_ 2 роки тому

    17:40 San Marino have offered him citizen ship. He can play midfield with their mechanic in the engine room