A God Called Fred | 2380 | Short HFY Sci-Fi

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  • Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
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    {TimeStamps}
    00:00 Intro
    00:07 A God Called Fred by FarmWhich4275
    #ScienceFiction #Storytime #scifi
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    This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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    Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
    Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
    In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 127

  • @valtiel2589
    @valtiel2589 Місяць тому +152

    Thank you for narrating one of my silly scribblings :) this is a REWRITE of a much older story with the same premise. i figured it needed a better story and more clickbaity title.

    • @boywonderrr71
      @boywonderrr71 Місяць тому +1

      ❤❤❤

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Місяць тому +6

      Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around

    • @117bertold7
      @117bertold7 Місяць тому +11

      I could definietly listen to a continuation of this story. Fred messing around in that world more would be hilarious

    • @einyv
      @einyv Місяць тому +3

      You are talented. When I see farmwitch as the author I get excited because I know it will be good!!

    • @ZM1306
      @ZM1306 Місяць тому +3

      Scribble more!
      Tis good!

  • @villanousvic323
    @villanousvic323 Місяць тому +77

    This is in fact true, if there is a cute one must boop the snoot

    • @allenmorgan1007
      @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому +5

      It is Universal Law, after all.

    • @nathandc
      @nathandc Місяць тому +3

      This is The Way

    • @villanousvic323
      @villanousvic323 Місяць тому +1

      @@nathandc this is the way

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 Місяць тому

      I want the missing rules.
      Um. No slavery.
      No bullying.
      Boop the snoot.
      So that's 15 missing. 5 at least.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 Місяць тому +44

    Fred is such a chaotic good guy its so wholesome ahahaha

  • @theshadyprotector8412
    @theshadyprotector8412 Місяць тому +15

    Just my personal beliefs here, but I wouldn't ask a powerful dimensional beingfor anything.
    1: There is always a price.
    2: You never know what exactly you are getting into.
    3: Anything worth having is worth getting on your own. That way it is yours and you are not beholden to anyone else.
    Anyway, enough philosophy.
    Love the story.

    • @DisIzDaName
      @DisIzDaName Місяць тому +6

      Maybe don't ask for something you COULD get on your own: money, big muscles, etc...
      On the other hand, if a God is literally handing out freebies just because they're in a good mood?
      I mean, why NOT see if you can get a miracle or two? Old friends back to life like they were never even hurt, an undefeatable threat to the sentient life removed completely, or maybe something like a detailed instruction manual for how to become a god...

  • @jakemallory4239
    @jakemallory4239 Місяць тому +17

    WTF Fred is a demon, he exterminated an entire race on a whim.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому +5

      But it was a good and honorable whim.

    • @Zippyser
      @Zippyser 28 днів тому +4

      Yeah but there are hundreds like it. And he just said from that world. He didn't say he killed them. Just that he got rid of them. He could probably put them back if things aren't respected.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Місяць тому +33

    Seems like Fred like that fantasy world populated by all manner of legendary creatures.

  • @BalthusDirein
    @BalthusDirein Місяць тому +36

    All hail our savior Fred, for da Skwerl for da nest

  • @nathlech919
    @nathlech919 Місяць тому +9

    “I kissed a god and I liked it”

  • @Corvidknows
    @Corvidknows Місяць тому +2

    That list of "Six Ways to Ascend" could be made into a poster, I'd buy one!

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Місяць тому +21

    Great story; Excellent narration! I look forward to more stories featuring Fred...and maybe his brother "Bob"? LOL!!!

  • @greanstreak04
    @greanstreak04 Місяць тому +8

    All hail Fred, and the algorithm. Bless Agro with sound health and subscribers. Bless us all with well chosen stories.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому

      Amen, now please pass the beer and ammo.

  • @larrythompson8630
    @larrythompson8630 Місяць тому +10

    Make darn sure no slavery is going on anywhere by the end of the year.

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 Місяць тому +1

      All Fred would have to say is that he could bring them back like he did with the others. He could bring them back at any place, at any time, and those Trogs would be pissed.

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov Місяць тому +11

    All the nutz, may they never be forgotten.

  • @kysumiyiffslot6898
    @kysumiyiffslot6898 Місяць тому +2

    All hail Fred!
    😇
    🙏

  • @noahkleugh9323
    @noahkleugh9323 Місяць тому +17

    Praise be to Fred!

  • @EanGrimes-yz2yd
    @EanGrimes-yz2yd Місяць тому +3

    This story just became the backstory for my new d&d campaign

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar Місяць тому +5

    That was a nice story, and, as always, beautifully narrated. Thank you very much.

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 29 днів тому +1

    Damn thats a good story. Thought it's a shame that nobody got the chance to ask Fred for a few trog skeletons for historical preservation.
    For the Agro-rythm!

  • @williamcastro3017
    @williamcastro3017 14 днів тому

    He should have asked the Five adventurers to take him to the best tavern in town! 😁

  • @HowardVangorder
    @HowardVangorder Місяць тому +1

    Oh God....I would be a Fred.
    (Context I just enjoy being involved with pretty much anything, like a lil bit of chaos to spice things up and last but not least the stories that come from existence but who here doesn't 😉)

  • @EeBee51
    @EeBee51 Місяць тому +1

    For the Squirrel, both for his excellent narrations and taste in stories.... 👍👍

  • @trevorthieme5157
    @trevorthieme5157 Місяць тому +5

    Waiting for the Aggressive Squirrel Fred to engage!

  • @leonievanheerden7090
    @leonievanheerden7090 Місяць тому +1

    Much thanks and appreciation for the longer story 💐 For the Squirrel, the author, the algorithm and the pretty like button ⭐❣️👽

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane Місяць тому

    Who let Sheogorath out of the Shivering Isles and gave him all the skooma?

  • @kanaancross317
    @kanaancross317 Місяць тому +4

    Love these videos. I think you should look into doing a couple of audio books.

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Місяць тому +4

    yay 1 minute thats a record for me lol

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 5 днів тому

    fred is a God I could get behind!

  • @quinnhasse9170
    @quinnhasse9170 Місяць тому +4

    1 here early ( feels strange)
    2 wasn't there a sentient nebula cloud(god) named fred or is that a different story, i realize this could be that story remake

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 Місяць тому +4

      no that was Jeff the Sentient Singularity.

  • @NPCNo-xm2li
    @NPCNo-xm2li 22 дні тому

    Fred seems to have gone a bit coo-coo over the millennia. That extermination method is instant and permanent traumatization for whoever had to witness it

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 Місяць тому

    Thanks for the 📚📜
    A pretty fun one, if really chaotic and nonsensical 😂

  • @wulf_za
    @wulf_za Місяць тому

    Enjoyed this story very much, many thanks.

  • @USS_Grey_Ghost
    @USS_Grey_Ghost Місяць тому +5

    Are we sure that human is just Q Fecking around

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Місяць тому

      Does Q drink I thought that was a human with the powers of a Q.

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Місяць тому +2

      @@loganshaw4527 yea I think I drank some in TNG

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Місяць тому +2

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Okay that was...interesting. Started out as one story, became another. Trippy.

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 Місяць тому +2

    cool

  • @ufoe20011
    @ufoe20011 Місяць тому

    For da skwerl
    For da rythm that is algo
    For da attack catapilliars

  • @leightondoswell453
    @leightondoswell453 Місяць тому +5

    We need a Fred. Great work Argo. Thank you for the story FarmWhich4275.

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 Місяць тому +1

    4 D algorithm
    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 Місяць тому

    Despite the title, for the first twenty minutes I was sure Fred was just a high level BARD fucking around...

  • @bohd3
    @bohd3 Місяць тому

    I’d have at least asked for immortality

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 Місяць тому

    I would’ve been the more brute force approach to becoming as such…but also I’d have done pretty much the same. Really great story!

  • @GR3YD3ATH
    @GR3YD3ATH Місяць тому +3

    ah should have change them to puppies... 😞

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 Місяць тому

    There is no God but Jeff! I suppose Fred drinking tea makes him close.

    • @fredlowe1087
      @fredlowe1087 29 днів тому

      I prefer whiskey, but a drink is a drink. lol

  • @lordvader6322
    @lordvader6322 Місяць тому

    I want a series of the adventures of fred

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @jamesback8024
    @jamesback8024 Місяць тому

    That was awesome.

  • @gromtar
    @gromtar Місяць тому +3

    Fred? wasn't he at the bar?

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 Місяць тому +2

      no that was Jeff.

    • @gromtar
      @gromtar Місяць тому

      @@valtiel2589 Ah you are right .... nearly ordered a beer. 🤣

    • @fredlowe1087
      @fredlowe1087 29 днів тому

      I was, but... lol

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 29 днів тому

    Thank you for the video.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke Місяць тому +4

    All Hail God Fred. Here is a like and comment for the awesome story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the UA-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @bad1cj
    @bad1cj 28 днів тому

    Hope those trog don’t evolve in the void to become the denim thieves! I like my jeans and my genes to stay where they are…

  • @amberpelton5679
    @amberpelton5679 Місяць тому +1

    Great story! For the algorithm and the beard!!

  • @Xerdar36
    @Xerdar36 Місяць тому +1

    A very good story

  • @nathandc
    @nathandc Місяць тому

    I enjoyed it!

  • @bloodcult5262
    @bloodcult5262 Місяць тому

    Love you squirrel

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Місяць тому +2

    Good story!

  • @fredlowe1087
    @fredlowe1087 29 днів тому +1

    Sure it's Fred, and not Cayden? lol

  • @pillowprog2136
    @pillowprog2136 Місяць тому

    You look awfully sick today, are you ok?
    Love your vid as always.

  • @quinnhasse9170
    @quinnhasse9170 Місяць тому

    imagine somebody makes a trog scary by giving it logic

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Місяць тому

    For the algorithm

  • @RustyEcks
    @RustyEcks Місяць тому

    CLICKETY CLICK!!! WITH ENERGY!!!

  • @halslusher6030
    @halslusher6030 Місяць тому

    Long time no see.

  • @lrmackmcbride7498
    @lrmackmcbride7498 28 днів тому

    Next bob, fred's brother, shows up because fred unbalanced the ecology.

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 28 днів тому

    200K

  • @EricFletcher-ty8bq
    @EricFletcher-ty8bq Місяць тому

    Well someone left a Q loose

  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Місяць тому

    Stick around and to know a certain Elf a bit better?

  • @DeathclawJedi
    @DeathclawJedi Місяць тому +1

    Aw you read "please don't Eat me" as "please don't Hurt me" I feel that was a missed good joke there. Oh well great reading none the less.😁
    Edit... Hey I gotta ask where the hell did you get that cool coat and does it come in black?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  Місяць тому +1

      It was made for me , I am thinking of making the next one black and red or purple

  • @luzifershadres72
    @luzifershadres72 Місяць тому +3

    So, fred searched for an world with attractive elves and some good Beer and casualy clensed 20 worlds of the first great filter on his way.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Місяць тому +1

    4th, 29 April 2024

  • @oldbutnotdead1
    @oldbutnotdead1 Місяць тому

    ...algorithm...

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 Місяць тому +2

    14:54-15:02
    I was originally on the fence with Fred, but the fact he knows and maintains the Universal Laws means he is good in my book.

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus Місяць тому

    Request: Humans are Omnivores.

  • @user-tr3py5nz2j
    @user-tr3py5nz2j Місяць тому +1

    Wonderful humor and entertainment! Thanks to the author and the Squirrel. Strange, in my fantasy world I made a law also banning slavery. If a person or persons wanted to enter my society and they possessed slaves they had to manumit their slaves upon entry or they were denied entry. I created my fantasy world nearly 25 years ago for all my GIJoe-type figures.

  • @EnderlePropertyService
    @EnderlePropertyService Місяць тому +3

    Snoot booping is a multi-universal law. It is the 0th great filter. No civilization will ascend until it has learn to properly boop and to Cherish and Protec the snoots that are bootable .

  • @jonlobello7151
    @jonlobello7151 Місяць тому

    That deserves a "follow up"! And, very good narration too, Jim!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Місяць тому +2

    I would suggest that the Emperor and his nobles ENFORCE that new law. Otherwise they could go the way of the TROG and new rulers may need to be found.

  • @Savinterra
    @Savinterra Місяць тому

    Godspeed Fred

  • @mattcain7247
    @mattcain7247 Місяць тому

    Get that God a beer

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Місяць тому

    Ah now Fred.. That universe already has it own god.. lol ah the worship of FRED. sacrifice the first of your Finest beer to him to get a boon.. lol and Boop the snoot.. lol

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому

    Fred has a bit of flamboyance to him. I'd buy him a few pints though.

  • @159tony
    @159tony Місяць тому

    Appears out of nowhere
    Shows off his godly powers for fun.
    Tells them he will extinguish and entire species to help them.
    Demands they end slavery.
    Thanks snaps.
    Doesn't elaborate further
    Indulges in alcoholism
    Truly a god among gods.

  • @danielboro2000
    @danielboro2000 Місяць тому

    not up to par.
    it was good but you can, and did, better nartions.
    missed a number of writen nariton orders in the story.

  • @Searik
    @Searik Місяць тому

    Narration was good, but the story just came across as a weak combination of 'lol, so random' humour and teenage wish fulfillment.

  • @Code_Machine
    @Code_Machine Місяць тому +1

    I... prefer the AI unfortunately. Sorry

    • @poiujnbvcxdswq
      @poiujnbvcxdswq Місяць тому

      Thats fine, not everyone can have taste. Why don`t you run off back to stuff more your level..like Bluey or the hungry caterpillar.

    • @ombrepourpre7562
      @ombrepourpre7562 Місяць тому +1

      I hate AI read story...
      But each is own like and dislike. You do you, I do me 😉

    • @EeBee51
      @EeBee51 Місяць тому

      @@poiujnbvcxdswq Hey... Don't knock Bluey !!! 😠😉

  • @HeilTec
    @HeilTec Місяць тому +1

    👍