As a Walmart employee, trust me when I say that the confusion of someone talking on the phone with an AirPod in is 1000% better than the random people watching videos or blasting music with phone volume at 100
You don't go shoveling snow when it is snowing. You wait untill it stops, then get the compacter and put on cleats. That way you get a nice ice path to slip and slide on.
I was about to agree with Justin on the cold pizza until i just heard him say fresh out of the oven is the worst stage of pizza, I might have encountered my greatest pizza enemy. Pizza crimes are REAL, and ENFORCEABLE by the Pizza Police. He must rescind his statement post-haste.
9:13 This but unironically, I genuinely cant tell the difference between 99% of the new female tiktok models / influencers that go viral every month they all have the same face same makeup style
@@missingdays1 when something is viral you don't often have a choice in seeing the content unless you've consistently avoided that entire side of the algorithm
Cosmic crisps are so good, just didn’t expect them to be brought up in the tariff discussion. 😂 but fr, I’m a PNW/Oregon gal, and after the election, I’ve been boycotting anything I know is from red states or our oligarchs. Also trying to decide if I wanna just buy Canadian/mexican goods despite the tariffs; don’t have anything against y’all at all and hate the idea of your gdp being hurt due to American idiocy, but I hate the idea of tariffs supporting the idiot in chief. Why is everything so f’d 😭
2 am vs 2 pm is an easy PM. i mean, yeah its late but usually waking up at 2 PM is either you had a long night or you slept REALLY good. 2 am tho? what possible circumstance is 2 am wake up time? being sick? having a sleep schedule so messed up that you're waking up in the middle of the night? i say this as someone who has done both multiple times. 2 am is absolutely horrible and only really happens when i decide to try and fix my sleep schedule and have to tank a few long days and bad nights 2 pm is just a comfortable if late time that feels fine even if its usually a sign of sleep schedule slipping away from me. but im not suprised NL would say AM, he's been waking up at 4 am intentionally for no real reason. why would you wake up at NIGHT if you dont work nightshift/early morning shift. dude goes to bed before the sun even sets
@@g76agi 2pm day is it a halfway point and you've missed it all because you were asleep. I have had long periods of not being able to sleep at night and I'd absolutely rather be tired and go to bed early than be up until 5am.
Name your top 5 bands/artists, and if you're based you get +2, loaded and grey are sellout but great while white light is one of the first and best noise rock albums and Nico has some of the best hypnotic sounds put to track
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bits and banter dipped in mama librarian's edit oil
+2
Me after I learn kegels
+2
+2 ahh~
No...why +2
+2
+2
i think one of the most interesting and esoteric yet consistent word-wrongs NL gets is confusing filament with firmament
He watched too many of the really old racist Disney cartoons and the accent got stuck
@@herobrineharry7698????? -2
He's also gotten capybara and chupacabra confused at least twice
Compilation of everyone hilariously fucking up single words when 🙏🙏🙏
George W Bueh
There’s a really good one by sir toasty from 4 years ago during peak nlss era
the jaws potion seller bit just kept going holy PLUS TUAH
mha if it was made in 2024
vriska mentioned in 2025
I hate both of yous guys 😂
As a Walmart employee, trust me when I say that the confusion of someone talking on the phone with an AirPod in is 1000% better than the random people watching videos or blasting music with phone volume at 100
It's crazy that they were all why not just use the phone, like it's more effort for other people to know what you're talking about
Velvet Underground is the perfect thing for NL to sing because it's not something you can sing "badly"
Oh I think he can give it the old college try
Pat Smear when Guy Know Cologist walks in
We’re the librarian guys, of course we watch an edit of a previous stream while waiting for the streamer to go live.
1:53 - Librarian fans when entering Ikea
Went to see some live jazz one time and the bassist had grapes in his pocket to munch on throughout. They were great!
Did you eat the grapes?
@@Swagkitten1234 No but he seemed to really enjoy them!
@@Swagkitten1234 "Bassist, give me some of your grapes" 'No I'm freakin' starving!'
taking a sip of water, see a random chatter say "Losin al Hair" and I laugh so hard I choke and fall out of my seat
Huge +2 on the pho take
In Vietnam, there is a term for pho that takes too long to be consumed. I don‘t know the literal translate but It roughly means „soggy pho“.
@@MoonDasher07734 what a revelation.
@@MoonDasher07734Ty for the weird fact
boss baby live action starring ryan letourneau
We’re at work guys, of course we listen to the new Librarian upload the second it comes out.
the Velvet Underground conversation is the most Gen X thing i've ever heard
me when i build a hydroelectric dam
exclusively referring to nl as chiblee’s friend going forward
Good video, just watched all of it
this man be watching NL on 1.5 speed, he's not gonna like that D:
1:50 wait I haven't watched Jaws is he riffing on the "Potion Seller" video or os this actually in the movie?
Simply riffing
It's actually in the movie
It’s kinda like Zelda, Jaws is actually the guy that delivers that line
@@GEM4sta zelda isnt the guy in the green hat 😏
You're clearly not a real gamer 😏
@@thehoff37someone didn't watch the movie
Suprised that justin doesnt know velvet underground since hes in a band. Its one of the most influential bands of all time
Really appreciated chat brought in the mega64 jail copypasta when they started talking about joker 2
As soon as they brought up the bucket hat, I thought of the "You Only Get What You Give" video.
The damn beginning potion seller bit had me in stitches
He fumbled the barenaked ladies reference, when apollo said "I don't understand what you mean" he should have replied "you soon will" -2 -2
yyz as the outro is so peak, rush is so goated
justin is my favorite. :)
You don't go shoveling snow when it is snowing. You wait untill it stops, then get the compacter and put on cleats.
That way you get a nice ice path to slip and slide on.
Supplement scooper settles in transit, shaking is the move
3:32 why is he saying pho correctly
1:00:56 why is he saying .gif incorrectly
🚨 Bro is the pronunciation police 🚨
Glorious morning yall, stay pegged
I've got work in the morning
I had another dream about you librarian
"how tf you be in the velvet underground and be radicalized by qanon" as if Nico wasnt literally a nazi in the most typical, german sense 😭
constantly talked about hating both jewish and black people. would call her jewish friend "one of the good ones" like its fuckingn crazy
59:28 I do have to say even though it doesn't hit like that every time, pre-workout will in fact do that shit to you
33:30 this bit has me rolling
He references Tears for Fears and doesn't get Lemon Tree in bandle...
Oh what the hell did yt do to the comments section are you seeing this shit
25:49 Savannah Bananas mentioned! 🙌
I worked an hour away and had to get up at 2 pretty regularly for like 4 months. It wasn’t too bad
bless librarian
First like on bits and banter? I think this is my internetpilled badge
Is that Jon Gabrus?? 22:58
very excited and hopeful that they talk about the conservative trump weed seeds hostage police standoff crashout that happened today
1:34:43 joke caught me unawares
The anti-Islander talk at 01:21:10 has been noted, good luck trying to get on a ferry buddy, we're delaying that shit even more than usual next time
2am
23:54 okay but like he can pull it off tho wtf
Enel please clarify for the juggalos, is "better than Nickelback" a compliment or an insult?
detroit style pizza
How many photos of Ryan wearing various hats do you have
Isnt the f-boy bit months old? Xd
What is no country for old men in black swan
Is Justin known to smoke ?
Sneed
+2
33:38
I was about to agree with Justin on the cold pizza until i just heard him say fresh out of the oven is the worst stage of pizza, I might have encountered my greatest pizza enemy. Pizza crimes are REAL, and ENFORCEABLE by the Pizza Police. He must rescind his statement post-haste.
who fucking cares how someone else eats food
its toooo hot
9:13 This but unironically, I genuinely cant tell the difference between 99% of the new female tiktok models / influencers that go viral every month they all have the same face same makeup style
Why do you even know how they look?
@@missingdays1 when something is viral you don't often have a choice in seeing the content unless you've consistently avoided that entire side of the algorithm
@@missingdays1 Because they pop up on every single social media site without me looking for it? I have eyes that can see things???
@@SeveralGhost Guess I'm just built different
@@missingdays1 local UA-cam commenter boastful about seeing less women on his homepage
Cosmic crisps are so good, just didn’t expect them to be brought up in the tariff discussion. 😂 but fr, I’m a PNW/Oregon gal, and after the election, I’ve been boycotting anything I know is from red states or our oligarchs. Also trying to decide if I wanna just buy Canadian/mexican goods despite the tariffs; don’t have anything against y’all at all and hate the idea of your gdp being hurt due to American idiocy, but I hate the idea of tariffs supporting the idiot in chief. Why is everything so f’d 😭
2 am vs 2 pm is an easy PM. i mean, yeah its late but usually waking up at 2 PM is either you had a long night or you slept REALLY good. 2 am tho? what possible circumstance is 2 am wake up time? being sick? having a sleep schedule so messed up that you're waking up in the middle of the night?
i say this as someone who has done both multiple times. 2 am is absolutely horrible and only really happens when i decide to try and fix my sleep schedule and have to tank a few long days and bad nights
2 pm is just a comfortable if late time that feels fine even if its usually a sign of sleep schedule slipping away from me.
but im not suprised NL would say AM, he's been waking up at 4 am intentionally for no real reason. why would you wake up at NIGHT if you dont work nightshift/early morning shift. dude goes to bed before the sun even sets
it isn't like wake up once at 2pm tho surely it's like forever and 2pm wake up forever would be atrocious
2AM would be way worse, day is at a halfway point you already feeling sleepy@@ScharAznable
@@g76agi 2pm day is it a halfway point and you've missed it all because you were asleep. I have had long periods of not being able to sleep at night and I'd absolutely rather be tired and go to bed early than be up until 5am.
@ScharAznable if you have work sure, if you are doing literally anything else being tired at 6pm is not it
HOW
was your account made in 2013?
Everything you say comes out the mouth of a teenager? Was it your parents account?
Mario party 😴
Velvet Underground is the most mid normie ish ever so it makes sense Ryan would absolutely stan all 4 albums
Name your top 5 bands/artists, and if you're based you get +2, loaded and grey are sellout but great while white light is one of the first and best noise rock albums and Nico has some of the best hypnotic sounds put to track
Durst Mode goes hard tho
thank you for your hard work librarian needed this at my shift fr fr 🫡🫡