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  • @Kemunto09
    @Kemunto09 5 років тому +1010

    White girl screaming "nnooooooooooo Meeeeerrroooooo" is EVERYTHING🤣🤣

    • @jazzingirl
      @jazzingirl 5 років тому +47

      i think she is running the show

    • @G33KST4R
      @G33KST4R 5 років тому +62

      She's just thinking, alright this is gonna be a short show tonight

    • @Goooodawgs561
      @Goooodawgs561 5 років тому +45

      Going from 0 to Messy Mero real quick

    • @Pas_Quattro
      @Pas_Quattro 5 років тому +108

      It’s Julia!

    • @jamesmoor558
      @jamesmoor558 5 років тому

      @@Pas_Quattro she's asian, isn't she?

  • @hailmee3187
    @hailmee3187 5 років тому +1132

    They’re duality is unmatched.. the way mero guzzled that cup down and yet desus was the one who stood up and acted belligerent after one sip. Comedy geniuses..& don’t even get me started with their timing. 🔥😂💯

    • @zlMonsterx
      @zlMonsterx 5 років тому +61

      As a previous comment said they that DBZ fusion dance chemistry

    • @kamaumau
      @kamaumau 5 років тому +14

      secure the bag.

    • @NeopToIemy
      @NeopToIemy 5 років тому +8

      @@kamaumau Mero should have called him Big Man

    • @n1k0n_
      @n1k0n_ 5 років тому +5

      Greatest show in late night! #

    • @tvguyofnature
      @tvguyofnature 4 роки тому +1

      Hail Mee They are actually geniua

  • @leroysanchez1031
    @leroysanchez1031 5 років тому +900

    Mero's a Savage doing all his Dominican uncle's proud by taking that shit to the face. Salute the brand is strong 💪

  • @stevemygoodman7809
    @stevemygoodman7809 5 років тому +677

    That’s a 16 oz cup and she filled it up and said 3 oz.

    • @tashazors
      @tashazors 5 років тому +29

      Kurt S that part had me dying 😂🤣😂

    • @Dezember19th
      @Dezember19th 5 років тому +6

      Right

    • @EJayMD-11
      @EJayMD-11 5 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @stickytones6891
      @stickytones6891 5 років тому +4

      Super turnt

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 4 роки тому +18

      Tbf she spilled 5 ounces of it trying to mix it lmao

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 5 років тому +414

    That drink coming through like kool aid 😂🤣

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 5 років тому +462

    "So this is a pretty strong drink..."
    **Pours the whiskey to the top of the pint glass...keeps on going**
    😃😄😆😅

    • @Nickademas1
      @Nickademas1 5 років тому +30

      Plot twist. The whiskey is the chaser.

    • @idclove.goodnight.4991
      @idclove.goodnight.4991 5 років тому +3

      nickademas Lmfaoooo. That shit was funny AF

    • @jimjimmyjames59
      @jimjimmyjames59 5 років тому +6

      Even better - into a cocktail shaker that has the correct ingredient amounts written on it.

    • @mr.speyside5240
      @mr.speyside5240 5 років тому +2

      “Is that enough?”

  • @thegoodsisjas
    @thegoodsisjas Рік тому +48

    Everytime I re watch D & M I get so much enjoyment, but then I remembered they are gone and I go from a huge smile and laugh to stone faced 🥺

    • @ThreeToxxx
      @ThreeToxxx Рік тому

      If I just randomly saw a woman smiling fondly then go stonefaced in public, I’d shit my khakis

    • @jeyonce8901
      @jeyonce8901 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @jacobrichardson1952
      @jacobrichardson1952 5 місяців тому

      😢😭

  • @Pookieluvie
    @Pookieluvie 5 років тому +438

    Anyone remember that Sandra Lee two shots of vodka meme?
    Those are the same white woman pours lol.

    • @lulustar4412
      @lulustar4412 5 років тому +7

      😂😂 Yes!

    • @rosslaverdure
      @rosslaverdure 5 років тому +14

      Factz. First thing that popped in my head. Hahaha

    • @Animefreak242
      @Animefreak242 5 років тому +4

      Ah, good times.

    • @vetmom79
      @vetmom79 5 років тому

      🙋🏽‍♀️ lol

    • @b.b.1989
      @b.b.1989 5 років тому +20

      2 shots of vodka
      *glug glug glug glug glug glug glug*

  • @AnthonySmith-gf1oe
    @AnthonySmith-gf1oe 5 років тому +135

    The fact they knew John taffer name from "bar rescue " is kinda dope, I love that show

    • @jdizzy2012
      @jdizzy2012 5 років тому +4

      Big facts

    • @ElJefeNLA
      @ElJefeNLA 4 роки тому +4

      Because that's exactly what John would do, LOL

    • @TheKudoLocks
      @TheKudoLocks 3 роки тому +5

      shoutout to fucking Jon Taffer

  • @tuttut5092
    @tuttut5092 5 років тому +82

    "CHILL (a million). We gotta secure the bag" had me dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 5 років тому +509

    At the end I’m screaming with the audience Mero nooooooooo🥴

  • @davidhues1304
    @davidhues1304 5 років тому +136

    “sO tHiS iS a pReTTy STrOnG DrInK”

  • @migstube8193
    @migstube8193 5 років тому +121

    DRINK YOUR MILK IT EXPIRE IN A HOUR !! 💀

  • @astronaut4291
    @astronaut4291 5 років тому +320

    This episode givin me Viceland vibes

    • @girasol8158
      @girasol8158 5 років тому +5

      Me too

    • @chrissalazar7388
      @chrissalazar7388 5 років тому +7

      After I got the showtime app, I realized Viceland shows were funnier... I'm still watching the new ones tho

  • @onebeerleft13
    @onebeerleft13 5 років тому +147

    "So this is a pretty strong drink" 🤣

  • @nyc1ts932
    @nyc1ts932 5 років тому +51

    "yo what are you lookin at?" loooool had my dyin

    • @mr.speyside5240
      @mr.speyside5240 5 років тому +4

      Tommy OneTee That was a little too realistic. 😂

  • @HotelCalifornia360
    @HotelCalifornia360 5 років тому +197

    After One sip: “put me in coach🥴💤”

    • @roodick85
      @roodick85 5 років тому +7

      That's me at the bar man.. flashbacks like Al Bundy n shit 😂

    • @twelly2235
      @twelly2235 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HotelCalifornia360
      @HotelCalifornia360 5 років тому +1

      Richard Denson seriously 😂

    • @HotelCalifornia360
      @HotelCalifornia360 5 років тому

      Donnie B 😂

  • @epiikkhaosgaming
    @epiikkhaosgaming 5 років тому +134

    Either I'm way too high, or the last 30 seconds of this is the funniest shit I've seen this year. 💀💀

    • @lmit1593
      @lmit1593 5 років тому +1

      Lmao word, that was the funniest part

    • @papasy3748
      @papasy3748 5 років тому +8

      Shit it might could be both my g 😂😂

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 4 роки тому +1

      @G.D BIGGS Oh, I see you also speak Souf. Aight den!!!

  • @indigobrooks3559
    @indigobrooks3559 3 роки тому +10

    "hurry up and drink your milk! it expires in an hour!!" 💀💀💀

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 5 років тому +47

    Lmao...."Professional Sketchers!" I love it!!!!

  • @The.Kyle.Scott.
    @The.Kyle.Scott. 5 років тому +195

    Yo that drink is sloppy enough to kill an elephant

  • @NicklenDimeChicano
    @NicklenDimeChicano 5 років тому +13

    Ol girl in the crowd said “delo mio personal”i was like gang!!! Haha

  • @Jahxred
    @Jahxred 5 років тому +199

    yooooo, years ago I ordered a a French Connection. They brought me a pint glass of gran marnier, hennessy an like 3 ice cubes in it... for $7.00. sometimes a bad bartender is your friend.

    • @purplepuffs2095
      @purplepuffs2095 5 років тому +30

      A pint?!?!?they tryna kill you lmao!!

    • @tashazors
      @tashazors 5 років тому +25

      That bad bartender was trying to poison you 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sabesque...7080
      @sabesque...7080 5 років тому +21

      Pint?! You the bartender now.

  • @samirahstanford432
    @samirahstanford432 5 років тому +34

    That lemonade better be electric! 😂😂

  • @talk2bpcable
    @talk2bpcable 5 років тому +20

    “Guess who’s going to jail” 😂😂😂

  • @marcuswoodland6438
    @marcuswoodland6438 5 років тому +247

    3 OUNCES?!?!😩😭😭

  • @logan4x6
    @logan4x6 Рік тому +2

    The fuckin’ WWIITT… Desus & Mero are always just MAD funny. The one-liners in the amount of 5 minutes here is craaazy…

  • @caramelbrown2174
    @caramelbrown2174 5 років тому +140

    As someone who use to make Old Fashioneds, this hurt to watch

    • @shinezin4408
      @shinezin4408 5 років тому +8

      me too, I screamed the whole time

    • @TheBeautyforashes7
      @TheBeautyforashes7 5 років тому +7

      Same like wtf

    • @TuMalditaMadre
      @TuMalditaMadre 5 років тому +17

      Word, no brown sugar, didn't use black cherries, she used Jim Beam instead of something like Bulleit, Woodford or even a rye, didn't use a splash of Perrier to make it right...this shit was as bad as Melo's defense during a fast break

    • @cecily9819
      @cecily9819 4 роки тому +2

      Same. Hurts my soul. And to top it off she used a pint glass to scoop the ice. Come on fam!

  • @Timmy2Dope
    @Timmy2Dope 5 років тому +97

    My man Mero took that like a champ 😂😂😂

  • @RoyalSoul666
    @RoyalSoul666 5 років тому +38

    "Aye big man throw me out"
    Was that The Producer yelling noooo

  • @wonton_soup805
    @wonton_soup805 10 місяців тому +3

    I miss them together!

  • @ashleymeggan
    @ashleymeggan 5 років тому +36

    LMAO... that chick is going to prison first time someone drives home after a few drinks.

  • @blazedxjan
    @blazedxjan 5 років тому +53

    Mero had me screaming at my phone lol

    • @tashazors
      @tashazors 5 років тому +3

      blazedxjan i was right there with Julia “Mero! Nnnooooooo!” 🤣😂

  • @jrrobles1854
    @jrrobles1854 5 років тому +55

    Haha secure the bag 💼💪🏽

  • @chellebelle914
    @chellebelle914 5 років тому +47

    Other than it being in a pint glass people did unfortunately make old fashioneds like that in the 70s-90s

  • @bivnft
    @bivnft 5 років тому +6

    julia screaming nooooooo got me dying

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 5 років тому +10

    Eight ounces?!?! Damn! That's FIVE shots! That's a one-n-done wake up on Monday in front of a judge drink!

  • @freemantheartist
    @freemantheartist 5 років тому +24

    That's the bartender who hangs up there 3 week bartenders course degree above the bar :D

  • @pah3108
    @pah3108 5 років тому +9

    Once again, these two never fail at bringing the laughs on all levels. Thanks for the comedic therapy!

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 5 років тому +46

    lmaooo did someone scream de lo mio personal when mero was chugging the drink?!

    • @ksavage9159
      @ksavage9159 5 років тому +2

      Lmao yeah i just caught that 😂😂

    • @drmossy9673
      @drmossy9673 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂 just caught this aswell, hilarious

    • @tlacuache4448
      @tlacuache4448 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooooooooooooooo that part

  • @t5dagreat
    @t5dagreat 5 років тому +5

    After one drink... "Ayee you can throw me out NOW!! Ima be a problem tonight!"

  • @garnetnelson1419
    @garnetnelson1419 3 роки тому +2

    Y’all was watching her bartending? My eye7were somewhere else 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @DrewLutz0185
    @DrewLutz0185 5 років тому +19

    Dayyyuuummm straight to the dome with it? Hahahahaha respect ✊🏽

  • @juanitaleak6482
    @juanitaleak6482 2 роки тому +2

    That’s gotta be a joke right. She was hopeless 🤣

  • @wavydon1960
    @wavydon1960 Рік тому +3

    If I throw it out there, it’ll happen. Give it about three years…they’ll be back together. Let’s put it in the atmosphere.

  • @tomkvideo
    @tomkvideo 3 роки тому +6

    Still my favorite D&M segment. I cry laughing every time.

  • @SCORPIONSCOME1st
    @SCORPIONSCOME1st 3 роки тому +2

    That lemonade better be electric

  • @LAVirgo67
    @LAVirgo67 3 роки тому +2

    Here it is.. March 2021 & I'm still watching this clip for a hardy laugh. Kills me every time.

  • @jacqueline5064
    @jacqueline5064 5 років тому +5

    When you get in a deep desus and mero hole and just can’t stop crying laughing

  • @ReinaReiina
    @ReinaReiina 5 років тому +2

    Them 3 ounces of Jim Bean are LITTTTTTT!

  • @underweightHater
    @underweightHater 5 років тому +33

    you're not getting those 3 ounces on an airplane

  • @Goooodawgs561
    @Goooodawgs561 5 років тому +3

    I had seen and laughed at this video on Twitter already but hearing Mero go “Yooooooo” over that bigass pour made it even better

  • @NERDSoul
    @NERDSoul 5 років тому +5

    "HERE'S YOU VITAMIN C"!!! classic.

  • @leilawade2279
    @leilawade2279 2 роки тому +1

    I've loved these guys since complex you see why💋💋💋💋🖤🖤🖤🖤

  • @7mike2300
    @7mike2300 5 років тому +52

    She was ok until she started wasting part of the drink by pouring into another glass. A customer doesnt want to hold a wet glass and have sticky hands.

    • @dammagrilla
      @dammagrilla 5 років тому +5

      Seriously, just buy a shaker if you're gonna make tutorials...

    • @purplepuffs2095
      @purplepuffs2095 5 років тому +10

      @@dammagrilla If she can't hold the cup right, what makes you think she can hold the shaker the right way?? lol

    • @HenriT85
      @HenriT85 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, after I've had 750ml of Jim Beam I'm worried about my hands being sticky.

    • @jacktorrance2633
      @jacktorrance2633 3 роки тому +1

      You finish that drink and you're probably going to forget you have hands.

    • @tmcferg
      @tmcferg 2 роки тому

      She was never ok

  • @slickymoxy
    @slickymoxy 5 років тому +5

    My boys! I love these guys. I was in tears with how hard I laughed at this. Keep being awesome, guys.

  • @SenorGnar
    @SenorGnar 5 років тому +7

    The boys back in form!

  • @londadon_bx
    @londadon_bx 5 років тому +2

    Desus has me dead when he fell asleep in the end lmfao

  • @RegisBodnar
    @RegisBodnar 5 років тому +8

    Mero clearly knows how to start a Thursday afternoon!

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone should have a friend who holds them back and says chill chill chill when they're tripping 😂

  • @revolp69
    @revolp69 5 років тому

    ONE OF THE BEST ONES SHOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @butchreed5764
    @butchreed5764 5 років тому +2

    These guys are fucking hilarious man, I’m mad I slept on them for so long.

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 5 років тому +5

    The sad part yall? The tragedy of this mess??? The fuggin bartending school MEASURING GLASS is RIGHT THERE NEXT TO the pint she making a damned mess with!!! YOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madvlad6355
    @madvlad6355 5 років тому +1

    What you lookin at bro...then passes out...I’m dying 💀

  • @chibethename
    @chibethename 5 років тому +1

    "Shit Got Me" 🥃😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheGeniuschrist
    @TheGeniuschrist 5 років тому +1

    2:52 That lemonade better BE electric!

  • @MbryceC
    @MbryceC 5 років тому +4

    Yooo!!! Mero!!! Went in like a G.!!! Salute that man!

  • @PrometheuzReturns
    @PrometheuzReturns 5 років тому +3

    Jon Tapper would be wildin'!!!! LOL

    • @purplepuffs2095
      @purplepuffs2095 5 років тому

      First she didn't have the proper masher, then she over poured. Then she SPILLED what she over poured. Waste of time & money. That ass would be fired on the spot lmao

  • @marcusmckinney6153
    @marcusmckinney6153 3 роки тому

    Julia freaking out in the background is the best part

  • @vanessareed1878
    @vanessareed1878 5 років тому +2

    THIS WAS A CLASSIC EPISODE YALL

  • @deeeh7231
    @deeeh7231 5 років тому +1

    It's like they say what we were all thinkiiiiing!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @n.kelati
    @n.kelati 5 років тому +3

    4:00 _there are two kinds of people on this earth_

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 5 років тому +16

    Goblin Desus making a faint appearance?

  • @willlabuffalo6679
    @willlabuffalo6679 5 років тому

    I’m over dying on the bus with the last 10 seconds of that 🤣😭😂😂😭🤣🤣😭😭

  • @eliasmartinez4260
    @eliasmartinez4260 5 років тому +3

    These boys are on fuego 🔥

  • @epramos6800
    @epramos6800 4 роки тому

    Desus Nice wearing that Versace like pattern like a Paisa player at the club called La Barca in Stanton, Ca.

  • @ashleys6740
    @ashleys6740 4 роки тому +1

    I drum all day baby
    I say this all the time now lmao

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 5 років тому +2

    As a former bartender, this had me dying. YOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • @joshuafontanez2788
    @joshuafontanez2788 5 років тому

    4:09 "nooo meroo"...😂😂😂😂mero is a fucking savage....she should have known better

  • @esskaykid
    @esskaykid 5 років тому +5

    that table is plastered lol

    • @erich1070
      @erich1070 5 років тому

      😂🤣🤣😂

  • @BlackADHDcoach
    @BlackADHDcoach 5 років тому +3

    When Mero makes Desus die laughing

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 5 років тому +1

    4:04 whhyyyy am I Mero?!🤣😂 its nasty but imma kill it

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- 5 років тому +10

    Love how the show actually went downhill after Mero drank that 😭💀!! When they interview Spike Lee.... whooooo!!

  • @enzov9772
    @enzov9772 5 років тому +1

    I mean homegirl got the ingredients right but damn an old fashioned supposed to go in a small ass glass with like 1 big ass ice cube

  • @jdrummerdd
    @jdrummerdd 5 років тому

    bruh the producer yelling NOOOOOO had me dying

  • @JAYALLDAAY
    @JAYALLDAAY 4 роки тому

    Des is amd mero the realest ones out here in tv land give them the award you get for that word

  • @Crow_blaccck
    @Crow_blaccck 5 років тому +1

    THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • @gaulishmaximus5083
    @gaulishmaximus5083 5 років тому +7

    Mero looking like a good dinner guest

  • @greasy13
    @greasy13 5 років тому +9

    When the uber is here and your still preing kind of drink.

  • @Doctorchrisjohnson
    @Doctorchrisjohnson 5 років тому +38

    Mero has no liver!

    • @danasweeklypicks5033
      @danasweeklypicks5033 5 років тому +3

      Christopher Johnson hes hispanic. Hispanic man drink since childhood on a daily at least the older generations

  • @schadenfreude7184
    @schadenfreude7184 3 роки тому +2

    you forgot to spill half of it.

  • @dominiccarter7517
    @dominiccarter7517 5 років тому

    Shit was funny af desus is like my one homie one sip ready to fight lmao

  • @SanskarWagley
    @SanskarWagley 5 років тому +4

    Anyone got a link to the original video?

  • @nickhanneke7721
    @nickhanneke7721 5 років тому +1

    Excuse me, bartender. Can I get a pint of bourbon?

  • @rosiecorral1019
    @rosiecorral1019 5 років тому +1

    Reminds me of the white lady that said "2 shots of vodka " lol

  • @chysayeh4043
    @chysayeh4043 4 роки тому +1

    LMAO 4:13 “de lo mío personal”

  • @theniteowlshowpodcast1806
    @theniteowlshowpodcast1806 5 років тому +2

    🤣 Yooooo bust through like the Kool-Aid Man

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 5 років тому +6

    She can't mix a drink but I guarantee her toppy game is strong😆

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 4 роки тому

    Desus with the acting is amazing

  • @GeorgesOpinion
    @GeorgesOpinion 3 роки тому

    Don’t know why this was recommended to me today, but I’m glad😂