would love to hear more details/thoughts on the UD Face Bond just bc I’m in the market for a new foundation and the packaging does intrigue me - pinky promise to tune in!
There was an episode of X Files where Mulder asks someone working at a diner if they've ever found a metal implant in their body and he says to them "Have you checked everywhere" and I say that a lot and no one else thinks it's funny because it's not really an unusual quote. But it's very funny to me because I'm saying it like David Duchovny. Good Luck Babe on repeat for me right now - so good. Loved the color combo for the eyes - that shimmer came out of nowhere lol - so pigmented!
My sister and I quote an episode of boy meets world I'm convinced only occurred on our TV. Mr. Feeney has a German exchange student whose main line in the show is to just respond to everything he says with, "Ya-ya, Feeney." No one gets it. Also when I need to cry, it's Your Best American Girl by Mitski. But you're STRONG for doing Night Shift Jesus Christ that's a lot. Every morning???
The mtv show Teen Wolf has some of the most iconic quotes I’ve ever heard in my life. I watched it religiously when it aired and rewatched it a couple years ago with my bf so that he would finally understand my references 😂 idk what quotes are the most popular though and I’m also totally blanking on pretty much all of them rn, but one of the most iconic quotes from season one is when Stiles says, “No. Do you wanna hear it in Spanish? No.” It’s so good, and hopefully is still on Hulu, HIGHLY recommend
I just wanted to let you know that I love your creativity with looks like these! Also, I bought the Candy Glaze in Scenic Brown because you recommended it and it is bomb
I literally have a playlist called "You think you're sad now..." and it's all the music that makes me cry - it currently has 73 tracks, I could cry for over 5 hours straight, if need be lol 🤪
I think the sigma lip color looks great! Probably the best of the paler colors you tried on. It’s not so different from the hourglass shade, but something about it just works really well with your skin tone.
i have so many niche (?) quotes i reference all the time. my personal memes. for example: from west side story. america song. at the beginning. there is this one person’s audio that is WAY louder for no reason. she says “i know you do!” in a heavy puerto rican accent. i say it all the time. another- tyler oakley vid circa who tf knows. it might not have even been his video maybe he was just in someone else’s. he’s at a piano and points to a key and says “this one can stay, the rest have to go” that quote pops into my head all the time especially when watching declutters. idk if this is a popular one, but i was raised watching friends (very inappropriate for a child looking back) and monica’s way of saying “i know!” is something i reference all the time.
Occasionally, while watching you, I convince my self that since I too am a nonbinary monarch I can also shave my eyebrows. Then I remember what I looked like when I bleached them. Terrifying. It was terrifying. I think I'll comprimise with dying them green tonight.
w the foundation, from my view i think your skin looks soooo natural but perfected, the sponge application seemed to aid in providing your perfect coverage level oooo it really was a lovely outcome! and the hourglass powder made you look. so. flawless. yes yes yes im so glad these things work so well for you, its so nice when that happens
not exactly a quote but - i find myself humming the “we just got a letter” song from blues clues a lot when i get an email or real mail or just a notification
Honestly from one enby to another, I adore this look! Though I'm quite into the whole cyber dessert lizard look. You look fantastic but also emphasize with the sudden waves of dysphoria. Life can be a struggle and hope you found joy in makeup.
If you want to be a red lip person, I have two words: Lisa Eldridge! I always felt like I was meant to be a red lip person but I could never find the right shade. LE’s Velvet Duchess and Velvet Ribbon have changed the game for me. I like Duchess more in the fall/winter and Ribbon in the spring/summer but both are gorgeous anytime of the year. And the formula absolutely matters - I tried Ribbon in her gloss formula and it didn’t work on me.
I got the Face Bond in the mail yesterday and tried to wear it this morning. Ended up having to remove and wear simmering else. Might need to tweak the prep for it. Hopefully I can figure out how to make it work for me because I love the claims.
I’ve not had issues with it yet and I’ve worn it a few times, but my guess is my skin is oilier than both of yours. If you have a really rich moisturizing primer / moisturizer to put on right before maybe that could be helpful?
Hola, Maria! "Back From The Grave" by Chromatics has been my sad song lately. I cried to it while driving home from the stupid grocery store yesterday. L'avenue is one of my favorite lipsticks, PERIOD. When I can't be bothered to make decisions, L'avenue. It works with my complexion, and it just wears in beautifully. (No slight against Tiger, though, because they're equally great.) PS: Loving the little mullet!
I feel like Hourglass is making the wrong products refillable. Eyeshadow palettes and lipstick is fine, but setting powder and lip balm/glossy balm are used at a higher rate.
Not from a tv show, but the movie Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn. My husband and I repeat often, “I’m shocked Cotton,” whenever we are not shocked by something. Or, from Friends, “That’s brand new information!” when we again, something obvious or not surprising. It has been staples of our conversations for like twenty years.
Thanks for the details for the foundation and powder. Can you tell me how your makeup looked in the evening? ❤ and also how would you compare the pores blurring with other powders that you find blurring?
I love this! Tom and the popsicle meme! I can't! 🤣both of the lip balm colors looked great on you, but yea that formula disappeared before our very eyes
I'm waiting for the UD foundation to get to New Zealand - apparently it's coming in July. I'm desperately in love with that sponge but they don't seem to be selling it. It's not on their website.
The sponge is CHONKY! 😂 The foundation looked great on you! It might be something I’d try this summer when I get the most oily. I’ll see what you think about it over time. Merit L’Avenue is permanent! (It was Aperitif that was limited)
My high school friends and I use to quote the movie “The Sweetest Thing” with Cam Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair. It’s an underrated movie and it’s soo stupid funny.
but like imagine this queer creature driving from the after parties in the morning, mascara and black liner, glitter everywhere, wearing 10 inch heels and a thong, blasting kim petras' party til i die smoking a cigarette as i drive home to login to my call center job
Here Be Monsters by Ed Harcourt. I would describe it as a depressed person trying not to be sad. And as a result its not really a "sad" song, I don't think it has inherent cry value, but its attached itself to me in a particular emotional way. I hear something specific in it, and whatever that thing is, it makes the tears come nearly every time.
My husband and I also often quote the scene in Django Unchained where there’s a certain white supremacy group in white hoods on horseback and the guy says “I can’t see fuckin shit outta this thing” lmao. I hope that movie isn’t problematic or anything , but that scene is gold.
I know I feel weird in a yellowy look (especially a yellowy lip) like that so I get how you feel BUT I think it looks cool on you! I got a silly amount of pleasure when the night of the Super Bowl this year some instagram account was like "caption this" the picture of Taylor Swift's boyfriend yelling at his coach and I said "Jorgeous deserved to win that design challenge" and lots of people liked it; I wasn't sure if everyone remembered that being a "controversy!"
OOO if I need to cry, it's absolutely Paramore and either When It Rains or Last Hope but specifically when Hayley had blue hair and performed it at ParaHoy
My face eats everything and the all nighter spray is the only thing that keeps makeup on for any amount of time. They make it in scents which helps with the odor.
Tom playing with makeup is one of my favourite things. I love how they challenge themselves and their favourites. This is a special kind of mind game.
Aww thank you Catherine! ♥️
would love to hear more details/thoughts on the UD Face Bond just bc I’m in the market for a new foundation and the packaging does intrigue me - pinky promise to tune in!
Mowing the lawn in full beat: #goals.
A neighbor who I don’t see often gave me a curt nod while I was mowing Lolol. (I was also wearing a crop top and short shorts???)
@@hautemesstom this makes me wish we lived in the same neighborhood. I'd be like "what's Tom wearing to mow the law this week? FASHION SHOW!"
There was an episode of X Files where Mulder asks someone working at a diner if they've ever found a metal implant in their body and he says to them "Have you checked everywhere" and I say that a lot and no one else thinks it's funny because it's not really an unusual quote. But it's very funny to me because I'm saying it like David Duchovny.
Good Luck Babe on repeat for me right now - so good. Loved the color combo for the eyes - that shimmer came out of nowhere lol - so pigmented!
thatsafluidounceee
This???? A FLOODOWNSE
My sister and I quote an episode of boy meets world I'm convinced only occurred on our TV. Mr. Feeney has a German exchange student whose main line in the show is to just respond to everything he says with, "Ya-ya, Feeney." No one gets it.
Also when I need to cry, it's Your Best American Girl by Mitski. But you're STRONG for doing Night Shift Jesus Christ that's a lot. Every morning???
I was going to say that the packaging for the UD foundation reminded me of the power play packaging from coverfx.
I'd love an in depth review of the Urban Decay!
The mtv show Teen Wolf has some of the most iconic quotes I’ve ever heard in my life. I watched it religiously when it aired and rewatched it a couple years ago with my bf so that he would finally understand my references 😂 idk what quotes are the most popular though and I’m also totally blanking on pretty much all of them rn, but one of the most iconic quotes from season one is when Stiles says, “No. Do you wanna hear it in Spanish? No.” It’s so good, and hopefully is still on Hulu, HIGHLY recommend
I’ve seen SOME of teen wolf. I don’t know when I stopped lol. I was just obsessed with Dylan O’brien
I just wanted to let you know that I love your creativity with looks like these! Also, I bought the Candy Glaze in Scenic Brown because you recommended it and it is bomb
♥️ thank you!!
I literally have a playlist called "You think you're sad now..." and it's all the music that makes me cry - it currently has 73 tracks, I could cry for over 5 hours straight, if need be lol 🤪
Oh BOY
I think the sigma lip color looks great! Probably the best of the paler colors you tried on. It’s not so different from the hourglass shade, but something about it just works really well with your skin tone.
I really love how this turned out. Fun!
Stay away from muna is definitely one of my “am I sad?” songs, too. Afraid of Heights by boygenius
Flammable!
The warning is so big on the back of the component lol
I died 😂
Amazing eye lewk!
Thank you!
i have so many niche (?) quotes i reference all the time. my personal memes. for example: from west side story. america song. at the beginning. there is this one person’s audio that is WAY louder for no reason. she says “i know you do!” in a heavy puerto rican accent. i say it all the time.
another-
tyler oakley vid circa who tf knows. it might not have even been his video maybe he was just in someone else’s. he’s at a piano and points to a key and says “this one can stay, the rest have to go” that quote pops into my head all the time especially when watching declutters.
idk if this is a popular one, but i was raised watching friends (very inappropriate for a child looking back) and monica’s way of saying “i know!” is something i reference all the time.
LOOOOVE THE LOOK!!!!! ✨✨✨✨✨✨
Tyyyy
You sold the Bella beaute bar palette to me. I love a yucky color scheme 😍😍😍
Occasionally, while watching you, I convince my self that since I too am a nonbinary monarch I can also shave my eyebrows. Then I remember what I looked like when I bleached them. Terrifying. It was terrifying.
I think I'll comprimise with dying them green tonight.
Dyed eyebrows is such a power move: reign on 👑
w the foundation, from my view i think your skin looks soooo natural but perfected, the sponge application seemed to aid in providing your perfect coverage level oooo it really was a lovely outcome! and the hourglass powder made you look. so. flawless. yes yes yes im so glad these things work so well for you, its so nice when that happens
Ok Hourglass, I am listening...
I’m sat, for sure.
Mullet progression is leaving me breathless…because if we already have Maria, what shall her name beee??
Ohh I have no idea!!!
Mulligan? Morticia?
JimBob
not exactly a quote but - i find myself humming the “we just got a letter” song from blues clues a lot when i get an email or real mail or just a notification
😂😂😂 this is very relevant in my house. The child ™ loves Blue
Honestly from one enby to another, I adore this look! Though I'm quite into the whole cyber dessert lizard look. You look fantastic but also emphasize with the sudden waves of dysphoria. Life can be a struggle and hope you found joy in makeup.
Thank you!! 🥰♥️
If you want to be a red lip person, I have two words: Lisa Eldridge! I always felt like I was meant to be a red lip person but I could never find the right shade. LE’s Velvet Duchess and Velvet Ribbon have changed the game for me. I like Duchess more in the fall/winter and Ribbon in the spring/summer but both are gorgeous anytime of the year. And the formula absolutely matters - I tried Ribbon in her gloss formula and it didn’t work on me.
I got the Face Bond in the mail yesterday and tried to wear it this morning. Ended up having to remove and wear simmering else. Might need to tweak the prep for it. Hopefully I can figure out how to make it work for me because I love the claims.
Same here. As soon as I applied it, I was like, nope. I'll give it another try tomorrow, but it might have to go back 😅
I’ve not had issues with it yet and I’ve worn it a few times, but my guess is my skin is oilier than both of yours. If you have a really rich moisturizing primer / moisturizer to put on right before maybe that could be helpful?
@hautemesstom Today I used a thick moisturizer, and it seems to look better than yesterday's disaster. 😅
Hola, Maria!
"Back From The Grave" by Chromatics has been my sad song lately. I cried to it while driving home from the stupid grocery store yesterday.
L'avenue is one of my favorite lipsticks, PERIOD. When I can't be bothered to make decisions, L'avenue. It works with my complexion, and it just wears in beautifully. (No slight against Tiger, though, because they're equally great.)
PS: Loving the little mullet!
THAT'S JUST NOT MY ENERGY I'M CELIBATE 😂
Can I say your makeup looks really amazing today?! And no blush look… I actually love it 😍
Thank you!!
23:25 i despise hourglass packaging. it offends me. i will never stop complaining about it.
adore your recap of rpdr / jorgeous, perfectly balanced tone. we quote Carol on a daily basis in my household.
I feel like Hourglass is making the wrong products refillable. Eyeshadow palettes and lipstick is fine, but setting powder and lip balm/glossy balm are used at a higher rate.
several quotes from snl also- “careful……” from the aziz ansari sketch with will ferrell. “look at the depth of coloúr!” from the farrow and ball one.
maybe not a full video, but i’d love to hear updated thoughts on the urban decay foundation later on
Not from a tv show, but the movie Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn. My husband and I repeat often, “I’m shocked Cotton,” whenever we are not shocked by something. Or, from Friends, “That’s brand new information!” when we again, something obvious or not surprising. It has been staples of our conversations for like twenty years.
I have the new urban decay. I like it but I do want to see you play with it more with different skin preps and ways to apply.
Thanks for the details for the foundation and powder. Can you tell me how your makeup looked in the evening? ❤ and also how would you compare the pores blurring with other powders that you find blurring?
I love this! Tom and the popsicle meme! I can't! 🤣both of the lip balm colors looked great on you, but yea that formula disappeared before our very eyes
I love this look !
Very Mardi Gras too 💜💛💚
Okay I’m not going to tell how much I like your makeup today 😂😂
😂😂😂
I'm waiting for the UD foundation to get to New Zealand - apparently it's coming in July. I'm desperately in love with that sponge but they don't seem to be selling it. It's not on their website.
Perhaps the sponge will come when the foundation does.
The sponge is CHONKY! 😂
The foundation looked great on you! It might be something I’d try this summer when I get the most oily. I’ll see what you think about it over time.
Merit L’Avenue is permanent! (It was Aperitif that was limited)
The sponge is so so big lol.
My high school friends and I use to quote the movie “The Sweetest Thing” with Cam Diaz, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair. It’s an underrated movie and it’s soo stupid funny.
the sweetest thing is such a fun watch. B
Not the sponge face for scale 🤣🤣🤣
Ughghghfhfhf Night Shift is such a great song for that purpose. For me it's very tied to a specific ex, too, because we got into it together 😬
party til i die by kim petras has been my crying song lately which is a touch silly but tbh it captures a very specific gay sad 🖤
but like imagine this queer creature driving from the after parties in the morning, mascara and black liner, glitter everywhere, wearing 10 inch heels and a thong, blasting kim petras' party til i die smoking a cigarette as i drive home to login to my call center job
Here Be Monsters by Ed Harcourt. I would describe it as a depressed person trying not to be sad. And as a result its not really a "sad" song, I don't think it has inherent cry value, but its attached itself to me in a particular emotional way. I hear something specific in it, and whatever that thing is, it makes the tears come nearly every time.
you rock!!!
I quote Pirates of the Caribbean just about daily and no one ever gets the references 😅
My husband and I also often quote the scene in Django Unchained where there’s a certain white supremacy group in white hoods on horseback and the guy says “I can’t see fuckin shit outta this thing” lmao. I hope that movie isn’t problematic or anything , but that scene is gold.
I know I feel weird in a yellowy look (especially a yellowy lip) like that so I get how you feel BUT I think it looks cool on you! I got a silly amount of pleasure when the night of the Super Bowl this year some instagram account was like "caption this" the picture of Taylor Swift's boyfriend yelling at his coach and I said "Jorgeous deserved to win that design challenge" and lots of people liked it; I wasn't sure if everyone remembered that being a "controversy!"
OOO if I need to cry, it's absolutely Paramore and either When It Rains or Last Hope but specifically when Hayley had blue hair and performed it at ParaHoy
DAMN that eyeshadow is dank it's stunninggggggg
Right?! It really held its own on the eye!!
Here I am talking myself out of that Hourglass powder on the daily and you give a glowing review 😂
You’re welcome i mean im sorry I mean you’re welcome I mean im sorry
My face eats everything and the all nighter spray is the only thing that keeps makeup on for any amount of time. They make it in scents which helps with the odor.
Regarding TV quotes: my hubs and I always quote “your choice of German muffin” from Parks and Rec. And no one ever gets the reference 🤣🤣
😂
The eyes are it, especially with the mullet.
Thank you!
Maria is making themselves knOwn! Mustache for the win!💜Who else is gay and sad?🙋♀️
The “that’s a fluid ounce, that’s a fluid ounce…” reminds me of the “another one, THANK YOU” meme
😂😂🙊
Um the song that makes me cry: say something by a great big world is VISCERAL
I love it! The gold totally works. On the UD foundation, did you find it had a lot of alcohol?
I haven’t checked ingredients yet but I’m guessing it does considering how it dries down!
@@hautemesstom thanks, going to check it out today.
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This foundation is more like a skin tint, I have to use a ton to get high coverage and is not matte on my oily skin
How have you been applying it? I tried it with a brush the other day and got much more coverage than I did with the sponge.
@@hautemesstom with fingers on the first day trying it and brush the second time
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Kiss The Rain by Billie Myers is my shame spiral song 😂
I’ll check it out! Lolol
Hola Maria!! Bienvenidos al chat! 😂
Checking Backpack ™ for a translator.
Im sorry but that foundation looks like a beige vape 💀
Tag urself I’m beige vape
I’m intrigued by the UD foundation but the “olive” shades in my range do not look olive
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