It's a Catholic thing, on my mother's side, I have 3 uncles and 3 aunts, and on my father's side, i have two uncles and one aunt, and my Mom wants me and my two siblings to also have like 3-5 kids each, which is why she got annoyed when i brushed off the girls who confessed to me, and ran away from the girl who she wanted to set me up with, she was REALLY pissed too when i rejected the girl who goes to our church
@@nutshot_brawler8466 Are they catholic? I mean I heard they have partially irish ancestry but it’s the midwest, one of the most protestant parts of America
I don't really know if they are catholic, also I believe Malpha had a thing that she doesn like to use the word god in most contexts and that's mostly a protestant thing Catholics really don't care about it.
Just as a fun fact, according to an Australian study published in The Lancet, groups of students who had to use the supposedly deterring Infant Simulators were actually something like 30% more likely to get pregnant than the control group who did not use such a device.
I had to use one of those in health class. I had it for a weekend, it wouldn’t stop crying no matter what I did so I barely got to sleep that weekend. Come Monday morning, I dropped it off on my teachers desk before they got there and got a C- for child abandonment.
But then again, what else you’d expect, it was obviously going to be a task in itself of itself. Since the assignment is at worst designed to simulate the hardest aspects of raising a newborn to prepare students for parenthood, and mind you that was only the tip of the iceberg that is parenthood.
I remember my high school had a class like that, everyone knew when we'd start seeing robot babies appearing in class and man it was hell for those people. Imagine having to bring a robot baby to every class during high school and trying to keep it out of arms reach of your classmates who you know are doing their damn best to shake the baby.
good ol zero tolerance primary and secondary school teachers. but then i look back and if you were a good student, i remember my male teachers were much more understanding if you had a good explanation. my female teachers were total brick walls regardless of the circumstances. Especially in highschool you can definitely tell when a teacher is just power tripping.
@@GaswafersReally? In my schools men were more common and the female teachers were almost all awful, if you were a good student they ignored you and if you were anything else (not even a troublemaker) they were unnecessarily harsh and didn’t bother to listen to you or your circumstances. I had primary school teachers that were abusive to special needs students and teachers who out of nowhere called me out for liking games, before I could speak English well I was also mistreated for not being English fluent.
Man, they have electric ones now? School made us read some old 50s flour baby novel about how draining it was to carry one around. And the only technological upgrade we had was that they taped an Egg to the top of the Flourbag
Nerissa has potential to be a very caring successful mother.... Also, Isn't having a child one of those moments, where you are kind of forced to grow up and mature yourself..?
The deadbeat dads of the world (not a reference to Calli, haha) would beg to differ. You're assuming that someone will magically rise to that challenge. But we aren't living in a Disney movie, and in the real world, sometimes people are just losers. And they remain losers.
Malpha's husband is a very lucky and busy man. Considering who she is and how she is built, I completely understand why the man is...laying a lot of framework.
I took a similar class in highschool cuz the school made it mandatory. Everybody dreaded the robobaby and how it ruined their weekend. I ended up avoiding doing it and got a D- for the quarter. But I got an A in the previous quarter so it all balanced out. Screw that baby.
Dude, I'm so glad I graduated before that bullshit was invented. I absolutely would have taken an F and just refused to participate, just on principle.
@@trevdestroyer8209 "My brother hit me to try and make me drop it, but it had already turned on" Also, dropping a baby doesn't result in shaken baby syndrome either...
Yeah my first school had the same idea and they made this thing worth 15% of our final economics class . . .i killed mine the first day with magnets from my physics project 😅😅 Still passed tho. Btw the reason they stopped doing it was because only one child managed to survive the 3 month trial ( flimsy shits )
I mean i understand the teachers reasoning kinda, until the parent is an adult anything that happens to them is the parents responsibility. But yeash cmon teach
Not really. Parents have the responsibility to look after their kids, which understandably means a heavy burden in establishing that any injury was beyond your control/foresight, but we need to be willing to acknowledge when this is the case; such as here where, in real life terms, her child was unexpectedly manhandled by a seemingly trustworthy person. A movie I once watched in high school acknowledged that exceptional circumstances can occur (A girl doing the baby thing with bags of flour is told that needing a replacement bag means dropping one grade level. Her bag ends up shredded, but they hold an in-class trial to determine culpability, and the "prosecutor" outright asks for her acquittal, because she had, reasonably as far as she knew at the time, trusted a friend with babysitting. The argument is accepted by the student jury). Try as they might, no parent can fully avoid outside risks, and they shouldn't be blamed "just" because a tragedy occurred
@@trevdestroyer8209 I'm pretty sure my cousin had to do that too and we're in the south. His sister didn't have to and I didn't either so I'm not sure why he did it
It was all over the US in public schools. Many schools made it mandatory starting in the late 2000s and proceeding even unto the present, in some places. I think it was up to the individual schools.
To each their own i guess but this is kind of a poir reason to completely lose respect. If anything the only one you should lose respect for is the teacher.
Bro, middle schoolers do dumb shit all the time, especially when it's in regards to siblings. Like the others said, it's the teacher you should lose respect for, not her brother. Also, this story probably happened over a decade ago, I don't think we should judge a person based on them annoying their sibling that long ago.
Malpha : Kids are stressful.
Also Malpha : has 4 kids.
And a 5th one on the way
They are stressful but it is worth it and nothing is wasted
@@crawlingboy I personally wouldn't handle taking care of a single kid, let alone 5
Four's a good start
@@crawlingboy A curse on people who shame kids as nothing but burdens and nuisances and spread anti-natalism
Electronic baby? So that's how roboco is born
ROBOTS Movie lore. (I feel like I was the only one who watched that movie)
@@LG_Official.I haven’t heard or watched that movie in years. Forgot it existed but from what I remember, it was wasn’t bad?
@@LG_Official. i mean... it's a old movie and the only thing ppl remember is aunt fanny butt... (i think that's her name)
I literally thought you had misspelled RobCo for a moment 😂
the hololive family tree strikes once again!
Its crazy how Malpha has 5 kids now. 2 or 3 is considered a lot for most people but that woman is keeping the ravencroft lineage growing strong.
They try to deter them with these baby rearing classes but Malpha's will is stronger ✊
It's a Catholic thing, on my mother's side, I have 3 uncles and 3 aunts, and on my father's side, i have two uncles and one aunt, and my Mom wants me and my two siblings to also have like 3-5 kids each, which is why she got annoyed when i brushed off the girls who confessed to me, and ran away from the girl who she wanted to set me up with, she was REALLY pissed too when i rejected the girl who goes to our church
@@nutshot_brawler8466 Are they catholic? I mean I heard they have partially irish ancestry but it’s the midwest, one of the most protestant parts of America
@@Icetea-2000They are probably scot-Irish
I don't really know if they are catholic, also I believe Malpha had a thing that she doesn like to use the word god in most contexts and that's mostly a protestant thing Catholics really don't care about it.
Teachers being unreasonable? Must have been a day that ended in a Y.
Mondae
@@fiyahquacker2835 *unh*
Just as a fun fact, according to an Australian study published in The Lancet, groups of students who had to use the supposedly deterring Infant Simulators were actually something like 30% more likely to get pregnant than the control group who did not use such a device.
So ironically it didn't work. What a strange world we live in. Beautiful, but strange.
Someone tell the Japanese about this.
I'd wager that study having a shitty control group is more statistically sound than any conclusions from their study.
I like to assume having thise simulators made you attached and look forward to getting a child
Us humans like caring for things, it is in our nature
@@crawlingboyI personally would have gone insane having this thing wake me up at night and have to care for it
I had to use one of those in health class. I had it for a weekend, it wouldn’t stop crying no matter what I did so I barely got to sleep that weekend. Come Monday morning, I dropped it off on my teachers desk before they got there and got a C- for child abandonment.
But then again, what else you’d expect, it was obviously going to be a task in itself of itself. Since the assignment is at worst designed to simulate the hardest aspects of raising a newborn to prepare students for parenthood, and mind you that was only the tip of the iceberg that is parenthood.
New cocktail idea, named "Nerissa's Baby 🍸"? Served shaken, not stirred.
Some Moai rock-rock noises: *Babu! Babu Babu!*
Nerissa: Oh god....
I remember my high school had a class like that, everyone knew when we'd start seeing robot babies appearing in class and man it was hell for those people. Imagine having to bring a robot baby to every class during high school and trying to keep it out of arms reach of your classmates who you know are doing their damn best to shake the baby.
Nerissa : (gets pushed off a cliff)
Teacher : YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THAT HAPPENED, THINK OF YOUR BABY
good ol zero tolerance primary and secondary school teachers. but then i look back and if you were a good student, i remember my male teachers were much more understanding if you had a good explanation. my female teachers were total brick walls regardless of the circumstances. Especially in highschool you can definitely tell when a teacher is just power tripping.
In any field with a high gender bias, the more common one is going to have higher expectations placed on them, leading to burnout.
@@GaswafersReally? In my schools men were more common and the female teachers were almost all awful, if you were a good student they ignored you and if you were anything else (not even a troublemaker) they were unnecessarily harsh and didn’t bother to listen to you or your circumstances. I had primary school teachers that were abusive to special needs students and teachers who out of nowhere called me out for liking games, before I could speak English well I was also mistreated for not being English fluent.
Nerissa a mother in all but pregnanate
Only breed
Another reason why she and Marine would hit it off real well if they could understand/speak to each other.
pregananant?
pregànte
Gregnant
Nerrisa is a queen, would marry her if I could Lmfao.
Me, you, and everyone else both in and out of the VTuber community.
Fr
Fertile moment
Nerissa's brother is a little brat Making rissa drop her baby like that 😂
Lol other than the shaken baby syndrome I had a perfect score. Thank you for the wonderful sentence Rissa
I rememeber Batman beyond episode where Terry had to carry electronic egg shape baby with him to pass similar test.
Ahh, the electronic baby... I remember dissecting it just to see what makes it tick. Good times~😂
kronii, is that you? 😂
i failed that class and got i failed for not paying attention to it when its was sleeping
Man, they have electric ones now? School made us read some old 50s flour baby novel about how draining it was to carry one around. And the only technological upgrade we had was that they taped an Egg to the top of the Flourbag
I saw this in movies and series all the time, but I had no idea it was actually real.
"Kick the baby" - Brorissa, probably
lmao that's the perfect start for a clip
Same energy as "i did not hit her"
Electronic baby wasn’t this a Batman beyond episode didn’t know they did it irl
I once get hold of the eletronic baby,
unfortunately for it I have toolboxes.
Nerizza is thirsting 😂
Nerissa has potential to be a very caring successful mother....
Also, Isn't having a child one of those moments, where you are kind of forced to grow up and mature yourself..?
Well, you're supposed to grow and mature but there are too many people who don't
@@J1ntu And there are so many people who think they will be mature enough when they're in their 40s and "stop having fun"
The deadbeat dads of the world (not a reference to Calli, haha) would beg to differ. You're assuming that someone will magically rise to that challenge. But we aren't living in a Disney movie, and in the real world, sometimes people are just losers. And they remain losers.
@@StochasticUniverse I agree with you on that. People have to do it. But not everybody does.... And those are the problem parents....
Malpha's husband is a very lucky and busy man. Considering who she is and how she is built, I completely understand why the man is...laying a lot of framework.
I took a similar class in highschool cuz the school made it mandatory. Everybody dreaded the robobaby and how it ruined their weekend. I ended up avoiding doing it and got a D- for the quarter. But I got an A in the previous quarter so it all balanced out. Screw that baby.
Dude, I'm so glad I graduated before that bullshit was invented. I absolutely would have taken an F and just refused to participate, just on principle.
Are they still doing that? I'd think with falling birth rates they wouldn't want to scare people away from having kids.
Clearly didn't work for Nerissa since she still wants children XD
They should still do that even with low birth so that they learn to not have kids until they and their partner are completely ready
If anything it makes a good bit of people want children more
@@crawlingboy I seriously doubt that
@@crawlingboyI would have gone insane
Question: Will Miss Iofi's parents approved of Princess Nerissa's little brother if they know that he is not a baby-friendly person?
Nerizza sneeze tskr
0:00 tskr
The robobaby gets "shaken baby syndrome" from getting bumped. wow those are horrible classes.
No, she said she dropped it on the floor after getting bumped
@@trevdestroyer8209 "My brother hit me to try and make me drop it, but it had already turned on"
Also, dropping a baby doesn't result in shaken baby syndrome either...
@@TearDownGenesiswhat causes it then I thought all you need to do is to shake it hard enough?
@@trevdestroyer8209 vigorous shaking
I can confirm. When she said "my baby" she was talking about me.
Yeah my first school had the same idea and they made this thing worth 15% of our final economics class . . .i killed mine the first day with magnets from my physics project 😅😅
Still passed tho.
Btw the reason they stopped doing it was because only one child managed to survive the 3 month trial ( flimsy shits )
Doesn’t she have a 5th on the way?
Born by now.
I mean i understand the teachers reasoning kinda, until the parent is an adult anything that happens to them is the parents responsibility.
But yeash cmon teach
Not really. Parents have the responsibility to look after their kids, which understandably means a heavy burden in establishing that any injury was beyond your control/foresight, but we need to be willing to acknowledge when this is the case; such as here where, in real life terms, her child was unexpectedly manhandled by a seemingly trustworthy person. A movie I once watched in high school acknowledged that exceptional circumstances can occur (A girl doing the baby thing with bags of flour is told that needing a replacement bag means dropping one grade level. Her bag ends up shredded, but they hold an in-class trial to determine culpability, and the "prosecutor" outright asks for her acquittal, because she had, reasonably as far as she knew at the time, trusted a friend with babysitting. The argument is accepted by the student jury). Try as they might, no parent can fully avoid outside risks, and they shouldn't be blamed "just" because a tragedy occurred
My... brother (boyfriend)
Oh, she told this story awhile ago
Midwesterners and their baby rearing classes lmao
Is it just in the Midwest?
@@trevdestroyer8209 I'm pretty sure my cousin had to do that too and we're in the south. His sister didn't have to and I didn't either so I'm not sure why he did it
It was all over the US in public schools. Many schools made it mandatory starting in the late 2000s and proceeding even unto the present, in some places. I think it was up to the individual schools.
I almost failed child development for one reason the kids found me scary. So yha I was 6’2’’ at the time sorry I’m tall and awkward.
Child development starts with child creation 😉
I have no respect for her brother now.
To each their own i guess but this is kind of a poir reason to completely lose respect. If anything the only one you should lose respect for is the teacher.
bit much don't ya think
Bro, middle schoolers do dumb shit all the time, especially when it's in regards to siblings.
Like the others said, it's the teacher you should lose respect for, not her brother.
Also, this story probably happened over a decade ago, I don't think we should judge a person based on them annoying their sibling that long ago.
Then you may as well not respect any little brother who has ever lived, because 90% of them do things like this when they’re young.
I’m sure you were a perfect angel as a little kid and wasn’t an asshole ever.