"well honey I GUESS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY *FREE COOKIES* NOPE! *NO FREE COOKIES* AT THIS PARTICULAR ESTABLISHMENT, HERE AT *KROGER* THERE ARE ABSOLUTLY *NO* FREE COOKIES!"
I remember when i first heard this i thought that perhaps the store had ceased this free cookie deal, and Justin would seem a fool. But really, its much worse
I really like the detail that the deli worker's gloves, like their hands, are just featureless monochrome circles. I think that's a nice stylistic touch.
@@boredcore3500 Yeah but sadly at my Deli/bakery we can't do free cookies for kids right now bcz of covid but you'd think he could at least be like "Oh yeah we can't do that right now" instead of being like "This is a store" lol
that's the point of the story! he had a brain fart. he saw a counter at a grocery store and thought "cookies" and didn't realize where he'd gone wrong until it was pointed out to him
as someone who works in a bakery that’s right next to the deli department and has been asked many, many times when the fried chicken will be ready, customers are not very observant
I only wish the captions covered what they're saying when the laughter kicks in... I have a friend with a deli job who's deaf, he'd get a huge kick out of this!
Don't worry, this embodies most customer/employees interactions. Customer missing something fundamental about the situation in a way that confuses employee working in entirely different department.
I had completely forgotten about the free cookies at grocery stores! That was the best part of going! ...Now I'm sad because I'm an adult and can't have them anymore. Grocery stores are miserable places now.
The combination of Justin and Griffin's cry-laughing deli-man voices and the absolute deadpan deli-man glare in the animation absolutely killed me. Great work!
When I was a kid, the Giant near me also had free cookies at the bakery. Then my sis and I took the kid-logical next step and sampled snacks on the shelves that were already open... we were cookie monsters
I remember working at game stop and these guys came in asking if we had this promotional poster, and I said yes we do. Then we just sorta... stared at each other for a while, and then they turned around and left the store. I realized about 5 months later they probably wanted to buy one of the posters.
awesome, i havent managed to be this early for a while! i just wanted to say thank you for always posting such charming, entertaining content--i find myself rewatching your videos often and they always make me smile. all the best!
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i always got a free cookie from the bakery at fred meyer as a kid and the like 1 or 2 times we went and they didnt have any cookies it was just fucking wrong. deeply, deeply wrong
You know the worst part of this if they did actually do this and they sorrows they prosbbly are just throwing the cookies out now whitch just SUUUUCKKS a the amount of baked goods company’s throw away whens they are still perfectly edible and delicous is bad
I love that Charlie is portrayed as just. Small Justin with a ponytail.
Especially since Charlie is blonde and looks like her mother
@@popnpeaceprincess i was about to say esp since she's canonically blonde lol
"Canonically" implies that she is a fictional character which is both horrifying and hilarious
This segment sent my second-hand embarrassment into overdrive
It's always been in overdrive - now I'm just chanting "it is what it is" to myself quietly
Oof yeah me too
I can't believe someone with social anxiety that has been on an advice show for 10 years actually did such a thing.
A WIZARD SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
@@maz.sqqq
can't squeeze water from a stone, can't squeeze cookies from a deli employee
Pretty sure it was Confucius who said that originally
"well honey I GUESS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY *FREE COOKIES* NOPE! *NO FREE COOKIES* AT THIS PARTICULAR ESTABLISHMENT, HERE AT *KROGER* THERE ARE ABSOLUTLY *NO* FREE COOKIES!"
~FANTASY KROGER~
~WHERE ALL YOUR NIGHTMARES COME TRUE~
~GOT NO COOKIES FOR YOU!~
"WHATS THAT SWEETIE, *THE BAKERY?* WHY ON GODS GREEN BEANS WOULD WE ASK ABOUT THIS *HORRIBLE FREE-COOKIE PROHIBITION* OVER AT THE-oh....ohhhhhhhhhhh."
@@smilefishyish IT'S ME, ODIE THE BADS AND DISSERVICES WIZARD!
I remember when i first heard this i thought that perhaps the store had ceased this free cookie deal, and Justin would seem a fool. But really, its much worse
I really like the detail that the deli worker's gloves, like their hands, are just featureless monochrome circles. I think that's a nice stylistic touch.
Thank you! I thought it was pretty funny tbh :p
How about some free old beef at the deli counter for Travis.
It's just old beef
This is incredibly relatable in the worst way
Charlie and Justin being exactly the same, Charlie with the phone, the deli... This is truly one of a kind.
Thank you blossom!
the expression of the deli counter worker has me absolutely shaking with laughter
Nice! Those are some clean lines, must have taken forever to sand!
Its made of plywood!
I’m very very happy that I understood that reference
@@FraserConnell that's so clean for plywood, I'm impressed! Say, what finish did you use?
"Sir this is a *store"*
The first time I listened to this bit I was out on a run and I felt so bad for Justin I had to sit down and catch my breath
This is like the sequel to the Girlfriend Birthday Piercing story.
This is the trilogy to "I will have all the ham" those poor workers lmaooo
I'm glad this was the first comment I saw because I came to this video from that video. I haven't watched yet so I have some interesting expectations.
_Holy shit, Justin_
@@JulesJuno737 "Hey Rick, can we vape?"
Charlie being a small Justin with a ponytail is perfect
Thanks hahah Charlie is made up of all Justin parts - the ponytail is Justin’s hair swoop!
@@FraserConnell so you're saying someone took all the scraps and unused bits from the Justin factory, and made a new, smaller being out of them? Wack.
But that’s how children are made!
we can reverse engineer that either Sydnee is also Justin parts or he split like an amoeba
@@FraserConnell hmm yes I too hope to one day be reduced to my base components and reconstituted into one or maybe several childs.
Why did he even....go to the deli looking for cookies if the store has a bakery section...?
In every Kroger I’ve been to the deli is usually RIGHT next to the bakery but yeah you’d think the ham would have tipped him off
@@boredcore3500 Yeah but sadly at my Deli/bakery we can't do free cookies for kids right now bcz of covid but you'd think he could at least be like "Oh yeah we can't do that right now" instead of being like "This is a store" lol
@@ChossyValentine this bit is from the before times, just for clarification.
that's the point of the story! he had a brain fart. he saw a counter at a grocery store and thought "cookies" and didn't realize where he'd gone wrong until it was pointed out to him
as someone who works in a bakery that’s right next to the deli department and has been asked many, many times when the fried chicken will be ready, customers are not very observant
I've been in denial for a long time about how much me and Justin are the same human being but this video finally forced me into the acceptance stage
This bit made me actually wince, but my god is it relatable. Slam dunk yet again Fraser! 👏👏👏
You’re the best panda!!
In Huntington news today, local internet funny-man yells about free cookies at the Kroger deli. More at 11.
I only wish the captions covered what they're saying when the laughter kicks in... I have a friend with a deli job who's deaf, he'd get a huge kick out of this!
i want free cookies
dont we all sir
I love how the deli and bakery sign are made to look EXACTLY how the really look at Kroger. Kudos for the details there
the little voice crack on "store"
Don't worry, this embodies most customer/employees interactions. Customer missing something fundamental about the situation in a way that confuses employee working in entirely different department.
As a former Kroger deli clerk, this story is too real
You can get a free sample of the deli meat/cheese, depending on the Kroger.
Free deli cheese is my idea of bliss tbh
LOL the way he took of the gloves (@ 1:28 ) got me
there gonna throw hands
You absolutely NAILED the expressions of the server. Damn! Those glares!
"Pig Cutter" is my favorite mid-80s punk rock band.
I had completely forgotten about the free cookies at grocery stores! That was the best part of going!
...Now I'm sad because I'm an adult and can't have them anymore. Grocery stores are miserable places now.
now they're just places that want your MONEY. can you believe it??
Got hired at my local grocery store bakery and I think about this at least 4 times a day
THE BOBBLEHEAD
The combination of Justin and Griffin's cry-laughing deli-man voices and the absolute deadpan deli-man glare in the animation absolutely killed me. Great work!
When I was a kid, the Giant near me also had free cookies at the bakery. Then my sis and I took the kid-logical next step and sampled snacks on the shelves that were already open... we were cookie monsters
thank you for blessing my screen with these animations😌🙏🏾i love this channel sm
Thank you for watching them!!
I remember working at game stop and these guys came in asking if we had this promotional poster, and I said yes we do. Then we just sorta... stared at each other for a while, and then they turned around and left the store.
I realized about 5 months later they probably wanted to buy one of the posters.
i like the speaking animation in the car
"of course you want free cookies"
awesome, i havent managed to be this early for a while! i just wanted to say thank you for always posting such charming, entertaining content--i find myself rewatching your videos often and they always make me smile. all the best!
12 bees!! What up! Good to see you around :) thanks for having stuck around all this time!
@@FraserConnell no prob! its been and will keep being really cool to see you try different things and reach more people 🤝
oh whoops, i didnt realise editing comments makes the heart go away--sorry 😔✊
Rehearted :p
@@FraserConnell aha thank you, im now at full health 💪
You've done it again Fraser, capital work
Thanks! :)
I literally fucking cried laughing watching this thank you so much
Just the way Justin says “FREE COOKIES!!!” Made me bust out laughing
IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHTER I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT
It's retail LMFAO I bet he's not the first person to do this
in his defense those parts of the store DO LOOK SIMILAR
Love how Charlie is focused on her smartphone
i love the thumbnail for this video
Welcome to another episode of Justin Embarasses Himself In Public!
good job making Deli Person into an absolute villain
Oof
Big time
I'm fucking wheezing holy shit
This is great!
You’re pretty cool too, Fraser. Thank you
I was brushing my teeth when watching this. BAD IDEA
Oh boy oh boy this is legendary
This is the embodiment of my anxiety
This is a very dad moment lmao
I am dying laughing at 3am! Great animations btw!
Oh this is fantastic.
Thank god, I needed another Fraser vid
fraser. why is he blue
He’s holding his breath
Why not?
Sup Fraser!
Good one!
Sup Cameron! Thanks!! :)
Omg Frasier I love your style. For reference what do you use for art and animating these? I’m making a show myself and I love your technique
After effects :)
some plugins that you absolutely don’t need to make stuff but I find useful: Buttcapper (this is free) Joysticks ‘n’ Sliders ($40ish) Rubberhose2 ($40ish)
UA-camrs that taught me everything:
EC Abrams
Ben Marriott
Ross Plaskow
Fraser Connell thx a bunch! I’ll keep it in mind. Have a great August!
4 year old charlie on a cell phone tho
I need to die after that tbh
Thank Yo
i always got a free cookie from the bakery at fred meyer as a kid and the like 1 or 2 times we went and they didnt have any cookies it was just fucking wrong. deeply, deeply wrong
This sent me
When I heard this segment, I had flashbacks to my time as a grocery store worker. Justin, why. Just... -_-
I used to work in a Safeway deli and this happens constantly
you're pretty cool too :)
Aw shucks thanks :)
Justin has a daughter? I had no idea!
Oh no
Bro I used to get free cookies all the time.
You know the worst part of this if they did actually do this and they sorrows they prosbbly are just throwing the cookies out now whitch just SUUUUCKKS a the amount of baked goods company’s throw away whens they are still perfectly edible and delicous is bad
which episode is this from???
445! Link to the full episode is in the description :)
Which episode is this from?
Episode link is in the description:)
Fraser Connell thanks!
Episode?
445, link is in the description:)
justin is exactly the customer i despise. i hope he feels bad for this
.......for an accident?
Jesus Christ, calm down, Stalin. I know it's a year later, but HEY.