Exes Argue over Livestock and Candy Machines! | Part 1

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  • @samanthagray2551
    @samanthagray2551 Рік тому +607

    Witness: ‘I have to leave? 😮Oohhhh😞’
    She been waiting all her life to meet JJ. Lowered expectations 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VORIANYT
    @VORIANYT Рік тому +1062

    Lol her smiling at Byrd after getting kick out not knowing whats going on lmao

  • @djanime317
    @djanime317 Рік тому +722

    Plaintiff’s Witness: 0:58 “Oh, I have to go? Ohhhhh. 🥺”
    IDK why that part took me out 😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @luxvella1598
    @luxvella1598 Рік тому +577

    That plaintiff's witness is slower than the grass growing in my back yard.

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 Рік тому +14

      I totally get you. 😂😂😂

    • @AntoniusReginaldus
      @AntoniusReginaldus Рік тому +4

      Could you guys use some rain too? I hate rain, but even I admit we are kind of in a drought lately.

    • @supportvawa2213
      @supportvawa2213 Рік тому +10

      Looks like the apple doesn't fall from the tree.

    • @missthang4982
      @missthang4982 Рік тому +12

      LMAO... That's pretty damn slow! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @naahhhhHHHHHHHHHH
      @naahhhhHHHHHHHHHH Рік тому +25

      "There was a license."
      "There was never a license because he's been married twice."

  • @katbowenchristiangirl_k
    @katbowenchristiangirl_k Рік тому +433

    The lady getting kicked out was so satisfying to me. She had zero clue what was happening. 😅

    • @zuritribe4844
      @zuritribe4844 Рік тому +13

      SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT SHE HAD TO LEAVE "OH NO"

    • @katbowenchristiangirl_k
      @katbowenchristiangirl_k Рік тому +14

      @@zuritribe4844 I know, the way she was saying oh and sighing 😅 like ma’am… come on now 😅

    • @penelopeshokane8879
      @penelopeshokane8879 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @caseyking0917
      @caseyking0917 Рік тому +4

      You’d think these idiots would learn about JJ’s court decorum expectations prior to going on the show.

    • @eisbeinGermany
      @eisbeinGermany Рік тому

      its funny, she never watche JJ

  • @jazzyj6640
    @jazzyj6640 Рік тому +219

    She thought that little ole lady privilege card was going to work. It didn’t. 😅

    • @Dayserking
      @Dayserking Рік тому +22

      “Aww I have to go? But I’m old and sweet and innocent 🥺”

    • @jazzyj6640
      @jazzyj6640 Рік тому +8

      @@Dayserking exactly how she looked. 🤣

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 Рік тому +5

      That don't work on other old ladies. Same way that baby cutise face don't work on other kids.

  • @TritoneTrickster
    @TritoneTrickster Рік тому +221

    Can someone do a compilation of Judge Judy moments purely of people being kicked out of the courtroom please?

    • @lysiaray
      @lysiaray Рік тому +10

      There is already one

    • @richq1318
      @richq1318 9 місяців тому +2

      Omg I would love that!

  • @thackett7165
    @thackett7165 Рік тому +104

    Judge Judy is ruthless putting that lady out without her even realizing it. 😂😂😂

  • @thisislilraskal
    @thisislilraskal Рік тому +73

    "I tried to be nice, but now you have to leave" Haha! Oh Judge Judy God bless her heart ♥

  • @cherryb5244
    @cherryb5244 Рік тому +43

    😂😂😂😂 I don't no what was funnier Judge Judy telling her to get out, or her getting up thinking she was about to talk and then realising she was getting kicked out. 🤣🤣

  • @DonGrigorianFishing
    @DonGrigorianFishing Рік тому +108

    They had a "Make Believe" wedding LOLL and when the Mom got kicked out.."I have to go, Awww Awwww" LMFAOOO 😂🤣

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 Рік тому +4

      When my oldest daughter was in 2nd grade, she and her little boyfriend, Carlos, we're married by a classmate during recess. She told me when she got home. She was so excited and happy! Cutest thing I had ever heard that one of my kiddos did at school. That was over 40 yrs ago. 😂

  • @missthang4982
    @missthang4982 Рік тому +167

    They're warned repeatedly before the show both verbally and in writing (in which everyone signs) about talking outta turn, interrupting, etc. Love, love when she boots them out. Especially when they don't get it.

    • @trekgirl65
      @trekgirl65 Рік тому +6

      Miss thang, people never listen to how they should act, even in a real court, much less in a mediation television courtroom.

    • @missthang4982
      @missthang4982 Рік тому

      @@trekgirl65 True, true ✌️

    • @dougedoug2105
      @dougedoug2105 Рік тому +3

      I love it when JJ throws them outta court for that. It’s hilarious to me to see grown adults struggle with impulse control, and inside of a court of law at that. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Like how hard can it possibly be to just 🤐 in a courtroom? 😅

    • @hiiij9638
      @hiiij9638 Рік тому +1

      Plus you should watch the show before going on judge Judy know not to speak while the other party is talking and know the witness shouldn't speak until judge Judy asks them too 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @marshallheadchief8744
    @marshallheadchief8744 Рік тому +78

    Her big moment.......for just a few seconds......DASHED before her very eyes .....banished to the hallway! 🤣🤣🤣. It blows my mind on how people don't watch the show before coming. FIRST RULE: Witnesses, don't talk unless the Judge addresses you!

    • @dsanchez0913
      @dsanchez0913 Рік тому +1

      Probably because she was elderly she thought she could speak😂

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Рік тому +165

    What a mess. I hope Judy's words resonate with someone to do as she says: *Don't* purchase property with someone unless you're married. If not, keep it in one of your name's. It's as simple as that.

    • @kaybrown2201
      @kaybrown2201 Рік тому +17

      My ex-boyfriend wanted me to purchase a house together with him. Good thing I didn't.

    • @devinbiz
      @devinbiz Рік тому +2

      Exactly! If you buy it, keep it in your name, pretty simple

    • @keeper6458
      @keeper6458 Рік тому +1

      ​@kaybrown2201 yes girl. Agreed

    • @DualPippa
      @DualPippa Рік тому +2

      And don't buy something, like a house, and add in your boyfriend or girlfriend's name. Especially if they are not contributing. When you break up, they will have a share of that property.

  • @clasijasi
    @clasijasi Рік тому +23

    I wish I had the pleasure of sitting through some of these cases in person while she was still filming 🤣

    • @godsplan756
      @godsplan756 Рік тому +2

      Ikr me to cause they be hilarious 😂

  • @romendez78
    @romendez78 Рік тому +17

    😂😂😂 I had to rewatch that moment over and over and over again 😂

  • @tors14
    @tors14 Рік тому +85

    “Yes they had a licence!”
    “They didn’t have a licence because…”
    “Oh I have to leave?”
    🤣🤣🤣
    Classic tv I am here for.

  • @TheWilsons4life
    @TheWilsons4life Рік тому +12

    Lmao why else did she think Bryd was standing right in front of her pointing to the door for?!

  • @joelb1299
    @joelb1299 Рік тому +34

    This isn't going to go well for the plaintiff and we haven't even gotten to the livestock and candy machines yet!

  • @Sunshine134chick
    @Sunshine134chick Рік тому +15

    0:55 She smiling 😂 not realizing she’s being kicked out man these people are InBred 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups Рік тому +59

    0:32: "There was a license."
    0:44: "There was never a license."
    I've never seen someone contradict themselves so quickly. After that transparent lie, she's completely useless as a witness.

    • @donte8212
      @donte8212 Рік тому +1

      I guess it was a good thing she got kicked out

  • @briannaholley2942
    @briannaholley2942 Рік тому +3

    I’m screaming 😂😂😂 “I have to go” “awwww” 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @RoughJustice2k18
    @RoughJustice2k18 Рік тому +23

    Judge Judy has often said _"we don't have courts that deal with 'almost-married' people"_ 😇

  • @berrybeebee
    @berrybeebee Рік тому +6

    Lmao her being asked to leave was the best

  • @elizaleroux9173
    @elizaleroux9173 Рік тому +12

    Before they even start.. Kicked out of court.

  • @relighg
    @relighg 9 місяців тому +3

    You bring all your "Junk" to the court. LOL she's so savage

  • @isaidwhatisaid2750
    @isaidwhatisaid2750 Рік тому +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤡🤡 JJ gave her the ✌️. It was the " I gotta go....Oooh." for me😂😂😂😂

  • @mushuarts6195
    @mushuarts6195 Рік тому +3

    1:08 in and I am crying! Shush Ma’am! Now you tv moment is over! I knew she was going to be something because her mouth was open before she even said anything! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @janus9824
    @janus9824 Рік тому +10

    0:45 Damn! She got put out in less than 1 minute. 🤣

  • @Bytesandinsights
    @Bytesandinsights Рік тому +18

    DAMN! Memaw was ready to give us the TEA and I was all ears 😒

  • @lookinatyoulookinatme1600
    @lookinatyoulookinatme1600 Рік тому +1

    I hollered at the lady saying "oohhh oohhh" while getting kicked out 😂😂😂

  • @theteacherwho8366
    @theteacherwho8366 Рік тому +37

    On disability and yet managed to purchase all that stuff....

    • @2006hulkrules
      @2006hulkrules Рік тому +2

      I'd like to know who assisted her to get disability, this looks like a scam all the way around....

    • @dulanyemz29
      @dulanyemz29 6 місяців тому

      Lmfao ikr!!!

    • @ExceptionalLex
      @ExceptionalLex 5 місяців тому

      Do people who rely on disability benefits deserve to struggle? Why or why not?

  • @sawyer4981
    @sawyer4981 Рік тому +16

    "She didn't want to lose her disability" Knowing nothing else, I'm guessing this case isn't going to go well for her lol.

  • @joecrawford172
    @joecrawford172 Рік тому +7

    I love it when people who have never watched even a minute of Judge Judy come into her courtroom.

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz Рік тому +3

    That dismissal by Boss Judy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keoraanderson459
    @keoraanderson459 Рік тому +9

    BYE grandma 🤣

  • @lpjewkes
    @lpjewkes Рік тому +6

    This was as painful as stepping on a lego!

  • @ImOnAJourney
    @ImOnAJourney Рік тому +32

    “Non-marriage” Perfect explanation when you’re trying to be nice.
    “Playing house in the bedroom” One of my favorite slam dunks.

    • @trekgirl65
      @trekgirl65 Рік тому +1

      But they did not know, they were married, just not finished sending in the signed documents. Does not mean you were not married.

    • @the2006mvp
      @the2006mvp Рік тому +1

      ​@@trekgirl65 there was no marriage license...period....therefore no marriage

  • @trinity72gp
    @trinity72gp Рік тому +28

    Lunch crew unite 😂👊🏾

    • @jdsiv3
      @jdsiv3 Рік тому +1

      your lunch my dinner (I'm in Africa)

    • @OrangeFairy1
      @OrangeFairy1 Рік тому

      02:56hrs in Singapore with the last red wine 😂🙌🏽

    • @impulsiveshow8209
      @impulsiveshow8209 Рік тому

      Snacking🍿

    • @yy17782
      @yy17782 Рік тому

      No. Stop with the freaking lunch crew spam.

  • @tamikalittle6910
    @tamikalittle6910 Рік тому +3

    She said, "awwww" 😂😂😂

  • @spikefivefivefive
    @spikefivefivefive Рік тому +3

    "I can't keep interrupting the proceedings? Ooooooooh..."

  • @QAZ-OMEN
    @QAZ-OMEN Рік тому +14

    It sounded like it was the plaintiffs witnesses dream to be on JJ

  • @jacobrohr9658
    @jacobrohr9658 Рік тому +7

    The plaintiff’s witness was hands the dumbest witness on this show, kicked out in under a minute 😂😂😂😂

  • @lisaleone5128
    @lisaleone5128 Рік тому +12

    I'm curious to know if the plaintiff collected SSI or SSDI. SSI has income limits and assets such as inheritance must be reported. It sounds like she received SSI since she avoided marrying the defendant.

  • @johnsmi213
    @johnsmi213 Рік тому +7

    Plaintiff's Witness: "Girl, I'll go with you and stand up for you."
    Plaintiff's Witness in Court: "(shouts out) He was married twice!"
    What she thinks will happen...
    Judge Judy: "Married twice? Girl, that's crazy. Men these days, huh? Judgment for the plaintiff."

  • @shannonbugeja3746
    @shannonbugeja3746 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂 bye bye grandma this isn’t party time you don’t shout out with JJ

  • @sbriody
    @sbriody 5 місяців тому +1

    Haha... People bring their junk to the court and expect the judge to sort out for them.

  • @zippyspring
    @zippyspring Рік тому +4

    "Sit. I didn't ask you anything."

  • @julia.c.mcclure92
    @julia.c.mcclure92 10 місяців тому +1

    “It’s annoying “ 😂

  • @unconventional_nigerians
    @unconventional_nigerians Рік тому

    The witness popping up to her feet seconds into the trial….😂😂😂

  • @napoleon32
    @napoleon32 Рік тому +14

    Another playing house case. JJ is not going to be happy.

    • @frigid4real
      @frigid4real Рік тому +2

      You don't have to be married to live together. Some people choose not to get married. The lack of common sense kills me! If you're not married, keep your things on your name. It's simple!

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 Рік тому +1

      @@frigid4real Yeah I'm never getting married. Hell, we're not even gonna live together.

    • @frigid4real
      @frigid4real Рік тому

      @@domisthebomb09 I understand that completely! I'm exactly the same!

  • @jeffrowisdabest
    @jeffrowisdabest 7 місяців тому +1

    50 seconds flat. That's got to be a record for how quickly she threw out a witness!

  • @Hamlet12341
    @Hamlet12341 Рік тому +1

    0:35 visual representation of “a few crayons 🖍️ short of a box”

  • @LilJohn2k11
    @LilJohn2k11 7 місяців тому +1

    JJ: “Each of you claim that during the course of this NON MARRIAGE”….
    😂

  • @PanamaJones7
    @PanamaJones7 Рік тому +1

    One minute in and I’m dead 😩😂😂😂

  • @paulthescorpio
    @paulthescorpio Рік тому +2

    Some people just can't keep their mouths SHUT!

  • @AntoniusReginaldus
    @AntoniusReginaldus Рік тому +6

    That woman who I assume is her mother was greatly annoying. OMG, was it not three times that she did that and not just two? To believe that you are that important, that early in the case on top of it, and you're not even the actual plaintiff.

    • @victoriabrown2534
      @victoriabrown2534 Рік тому +5

      Not even her mother, which is worse, the plaintiff said she got inheritance from her mother passing.

  • @chuvaam
    @chuvaam Рік тому +3

    #1 rule at JJ's court: don't shout out when she's not adressing you.

  • @siyabongakhosa6426
    @siyabongakhosa6426 Рік тому +2

    Judge Judy is the Karen above Karens, Superior Karen

  • @onyeomachinyeremaka6809
    @onyeomachinyeremaka6809 Рік тому +20

    *To all fans of JJ Always cherish your parents because they can be here today and be gone next day never treat them wrong.Amen🙏🏽*

    • @sunnystormy4973
      @sunnystormy4973 Рік тому +3

      my mom passed away when i was 15
      years old and my dad 10 years ago

    • @coffeeaddictexpress5038
      @coffeeaddictexpress5038 Рік тому +1

      My mom is my best friend, we talk several times a day. I NEVER take either parent for granted. However I know how lucky I am to have great parents, I know so many people whose parents could care less.

    • @frigid4real
      @frigid4real Рік тому +1

      ​@@sunnystormy4973 I'm sorry for your loss. My mom passed when I was 7 and dad in 2014. So these "prayers" are laughable to me!

    • @mauvemouse9259
      @mauvemouse9259 Рік тому

      @@sunnystormy4973 you will see them again, beloved.

  • @earth0128
    @earth0128 Рік тому +12

    This case gonna be good 😂

  • @chez_calabrese
    @chez_calabrese 10 місяців тому +1

    That lady actually thought it was her moment for a second before reality kicked in and realized she was actually getting the boot 😂

  • @Trusturtastebudzz
    @Trusturtastebudzz Рік тому +9

    Hey Judy Crew!!! 🎉👋🏾
    I hope your weekend is awesome!!

  • @whitmichelletv
    @whitmichelletv Рік тому

    Her witness’s light bulb is not too bright 😂😂

  • @markquick3332
    @markquick3332 9 місяців тому +1

    She really didn't want to go! Her 15 seconds of fame. 😂

  • @ninosimone
    @ninosimone Рік тому

    “ Oh I have to go ?”…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jordancanida7179
    @jordancanida7179 11 місяців тому +1

    It went from :
    No your honor there was a license, to no your honor there was never a license

  • @melissaholland2734
    @melissaholland2734 Рік тому +14

    The woman that got kicked out was shocked for some reason. Like she didnt shout out several times 🙄😂😂

  • @Julie-sl8ul
    @Julie-sl8ul Рік тому

    Kicking her out was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @kimpatterson7171
    @kimpatterson7171 Рік тому +1

    Great advice JJ. Don't buy property with someone you not married to 🤗🤗

  • @gavinwigg8057
    @gavinwigg8057 Рік тому

    "what? I have to go? Awwwwwww.". Lol

  • @BrianErwin
    @BrianErwin 4 місяці тому

    she thought it was an open dialogue/forum 😂

  • @Reloaded_______
    @Reloaded_______ Рік тому

    Everything from 0:51 had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dailylifewiththewigginsand7412
    @dailylifewiththewigginsand7412 7 місяців тому +1

    I have to go?? Ohhh 😂😂😂

  • @Bambi-ul1tz
    @Bambi-ul1tz 10 місяців тому

    You have a WHAT? 😂😂😂Gotta love JJ❤❤❤❤

  • @fancyface763
    @fancyface763 Рік тому

    YOU HAVE TO GO!! GO GO GO!!😂😂

  • @momsterzz
    @momsterzz Рік тому +2

    Does the combined IQ of the litigants and witness even hit three digits?🤔

  • @schiroccascribner4885
    @schiroccascribner4885 Рік тому +2

    The plantiff witness I have to go lmao yes you should no better to interrupt when jj didn't ask you to speak

  • @MJsLiberianGyrl
    @MJsLiberianGyrl Рік тому +4

    That lady must’ve never seen a JJ show before because how in the heck do u shout out of turn twice AND stand up raising your hand to talk

  • @danielguizar360
    @danielguizar360 Рік тому

    Plaintiff’s witness: “Oh I have to go?”
    DUH 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @smartwatchonpluto
    @smartwatchonpluto Рік тому

    I wasn't wearing my glasses and thought the plantiff was a giant hotdog wearing a wig

  • @brocktoon8
    @brocktoon8 Рік тому

    Not even 2 mins in. We got some real sharpies here . . . 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kesh_Keeeesh
    @Kesh_Keeeesh Рік тому

    The ohhhh sent me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Unique_n_Devine
    @Unique_n_Devine Рік тому

    Just said I need my JJ fix for today lol n here I can just see the whole story 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

  • @beastforty40
    @beastforty40 Рік тому

    She thought they wanted her on the stand 😂

  • @ybur576
    @ybur576 Рік тому +6

    munchin on my green beans while i watch, what about you

    • @frigid4real
      @frigid4real Рік тому +2

      French onion soup! Have a great day!

    • @ericrivera8410
      @ericrivera8410 Рік тому +4

      I'm smoking greens

    • @frigid4real
      @frigid4real Рік тому +1

      @@ericrivera8410 that's after lunch for me!

    • @turtels6764
      @turtels6764 Рік тому

      Stroopwafel cookies for me

    • @ybur576
      @ybur576 Рік тому +1

      @@BobDobbs681 thanks 😊🤗

  • @jordanwoods5022
    @jordanwoods5022 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂stop it just stop it
    That plaintiff witness is….. oh bless her heart 😂

  • @franciscopartida2737
    @franciscopartida2737 7 місяців тому

    0:40 I think he's gonna win his case. 😂😂😂😂

  • @t_aintbut1me416
    @t_aintbut1me416 Рік тому

    How much paperwork does she have?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LouisianaCityboi
    @LouisianaCityboi 7 місяців тому +1

    Old lady thought the Judge was going to do whatever she wanted.

  • @Kimball042
    @Kimball042 Рік тому +1

    Love it when she throws people out! 😈😈😈😈

  • @milehayes888
    @milehayes888 Рік тому

    Livestock and candy machines 😂😂😂

  • @salattu
    @salattu Рік тому +4

    Happy weekend

  • @Leries0
    @Leries0 2 місяці тому +1

    Judge Judy has been married twice as well. So I'm sure she didn't like that comment from the plaintiff's mom, none too much

  • @Atrus999
    @Atrus999 Рік тому +3

    Not the most productive members of society, are they?

  • @timothybush7050
    @timothybush7050 Рік тому

    That old lady lol. 😂😂

  • @Sundayschoolnetwork
    @Sundayschoolnetwork Рік тому +1

    Moral of the story, get married.

  • @silethaking279
    @silethaking279 10 місяців тому +1

    Almost married, never married, non-married🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Stephen_A.
    @Stephen_A. Рік тому +1

    Ohh, I have to go ? DUH. 😁

  • @uzumakinaruto9669
    @uzumakinaruto9669 9 місяців тому +2

    The lady in the back at 0:11 is so gorgeous