Virgin Girl Learns What It Feels Like | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2021
- What up people! I met the sweetest girl ever in Atlanta. Her and her man are abstaining as the Lord wants, and had to explain to her what a sacrifice her man is making! I think she understood by the end. I wish them a life of happiness! INDULGE!
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Church of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
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Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Комедії
THE INFAMOUS TOUR
8/13 - DALLAS, TX
8/14 - HOUSTON, TX
8/18 - TUSCON, AZ
8/20 & 21- LOS ANGELES, CA
9/3 & 4 - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
9/10 - DETROIT, MI
9/11 - MILWAUKEE, WI
9/16 - SAN DIEGO, CA
9/19 - AUSTIN, TX
10/8 - LOUISVILLE, KY
10/9 - CINCINNATTI, OH
10/16 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
10/22 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN
10/23 - WASHINGTON DC
11/12 - MADISON, WI
11/13 - CHICAGO, IL
11/19 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN
11/20 - FARGO, ND
12/31 - BOSTON, MA
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Hopefully I see you out here in Dallas bro 😎
Hilarious but you telling them truth THO
Denver sold out :(
But when are you coming to Egypt though??
@@N1NJ4P1R4T3 When is Denver? I don't see it on the list.
I’m so glad this guy realized he’s a comedian and didn’t end up stuck doing some menial job instead. He’s a fuckin natural
Never have I ever agreed with a random comment on YT more!
This is an actual question, no hate! I love his comedy, but he seems so full of him self in podcasts and interviews. Am i completely off, or is it because of his crazy comeup over the years?
@@osloconfidental1807 that's definitely part of it. Early Schulz was way more humble. Only person he doesn't talk over now is Chalemagne cuz he put Schulz on. He better show some fuckin reapect to Charlemagne lol
@@osloconfidental1807 agreed. I really wish his podcasts were better!
@@osloconfidental1807 I mean yeahhh I could see why people portray him that way but to be completely fair, he's almost always the smartest guy in the room, u can tell he has done lots of research on many different topics and cultures, soooo it becomes easy to sound arrogant when you know more than everyone around you lol
"Nobody apologies better than dudes when we come fast"
lol so true
Fellow hungarian
@@budapatrik4438 szia
Is it true? Cuz i dont know what that's like
@@taylormcgill6643 you're saving yourself for marriage then? Good lad
@@taylormcgill6643 lmao virgin
I was at this show and after this clip ended Schulz bought her every dessert the club had and had her try every one in front of the whole audience because she was so sheltered. He was wingmanning so hard for that man😂
He's a true bro.
Thanks for the extra story! It sounds awesome, wish there was a vid of that part as well :)
That's so cool from him
I was thinking the whole time "this guys is probably so stoked right now actually". Hopefully he realized this guy was wing-manning like a champ for him.. which also made for a good show. Mutual relationship.
he is a bro... always
The fact that he was roasting that girl without insulting or hurting her feelings shows he a master comedian
Yet he insulted and hurted the confidence of the bf. Smh. Yall are insane.
@@dvb8637 not really. He just said some things that could’ve actually happened with the bf. I’m sorry but if you’re not screwing for a year and you think you’re not gonna shoot fast from a virgin after that year of withholding is illogical asf
@@miahjay It's possible. But it could also depend on the guy. I dated a guy once who had a hard time cumming in general. He would get hard and we would have sex usually for up to an hour sometimes even 2 hours before he came (he had only been with one girl before). At first I thought it was just me because I was a virgin and maybe just wasn't good at it or didn't have the experince. But even when I felt more confident about it, it still took just as long.
And I had a fling with someone sometime afterwards who came after 5 to 10 minutes the few times we were together can't say if that wouldve changed but our first time was literally that shoot fast experience where he apologized for it that Andrew described.
And the guy I'm with now is similar to the first, but that's my limited experience of the men I've been with.
@@miahjay yeah it’s a straight lie to pretend you’re gonna hit it hard and for a long time. He’s practically a virgin at this point lmao.
@@dvb8637 fairy 🧚♂️
He writes the best script, on the spot, while saying another joke.
He is the best at on the spot crowd work!
He didn't writes it. He improv everything on the spot. 😉
@@setsuna7618 that’s what he meant genius 😄
@@cosettapessa6417 OP implied it was scripted.
Lol he nice widdit
If I go to his show I am sitting all the way in the back 😂
still not safe
just stare ahead with a blank look on your face like you think he's talking to someone else
Bruh I would love for him to absolutely shit one my life
I'm sitting in my car and probably still won't be safe 🤣
@@DocKaosBeats I'm just looking at 'Drew and pretending I'm foreign and don't speak English.
Edit. There's lots of answers to this dilemma
Lol “She don’t want nothing that starts with a D” 😂😂
He said "D"
@@spincitynyc809 fixed typo
Great thing about that joke is that even if she said something that started with a D he could have just flipped it and it would have probably been even funnier. Like "See, you do love the D" or a variation . Schulz is on another level
There’s a dude in the camera shot that choked on his drink 😂😂😂
🌝 Do nuts 🍩
I'm shocked at how much this bit made me laugh. Like I know he's a good comedian but dang, I wasn't prepared.
Fr i seen some of his videos but this one made me realize he da real deal...had me cracking up...and he just talking to dat girl
Yall late he been this fire
Bruh. I got tix to Fargo show n November. I’m geeked
Same man, I was already familiar with a lot of his stuff but this had cracking tfu! My mans is still getting nicer with it every fucking time!
Fr I’m stoned as shit and died lmao
This guy is a real comedian.
He dont create joke , jokes automatically come from his mind
That's still creating lol
@@sibusiso2841 could be divinity... provided by God; which would then not be created by Drew.
@@sibusiso2841 were you born yesterday. He's just metaphorising if that word exists.
@@aabhasrai303 poor execution. 0.5/10
Umm, that's how you create jokes son! 🤦♂️
Olympics logo is never gonna be same anymore......
Sss sssss sssss soooooo rrrrr rrrrryyy 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
it actually is, because it looks nothing like a 5 pussies lol
@Tiagito P I am officially calling it 5 pussies now
😭😭😭😭
The only comedian who is laughing more than the audience.. Enjoying his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
D’elia is up there
@@chasestringer9619 Bert Kreischer
That's what people like about him he's relatable
Normally I hate when comedians laugh at their own bits, but somehow from him it's disarming and fun.
The only thing that was missing is Alex’s “TUH-HUUUUH” 😂😂
lmao tuhuhh
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
He probably was laughing when he was editing this video. All loud and alone in the post production room.
Lol sometimes you can hear him in the audience
“You’ve been cheated on”😂
“Like a chinese person with freedom” 😂😂😂 i fkin love Schulz
can someone explain this part to me
@@vedantsinha864 China is a brutal communist dictatorship but a lot of Chinese are so brainwashed by their government's propaganda that they don't realize it.
@@vedantsinha864 as a fellow Indian, you disappoint me. Don't even know what the Chinese did to our Indian soldiers and you don't know its a dictator 😶
@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up
@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up
This man Andrew’s analogies are second to none 😂😂😂
*second to Patrice* and even Schulzy knows that
@@Yawsuke Yes. P. O'Neal is his idol as a comedian.
@@Yawsuke Fat Pat wasn't even that good... there's like 8-10 comedians who fucking murdered the crowds. Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Prior, old school Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Arsino Hall, Bill Hicks, Carlin, etc were all wayyy fucking funnier than Patrice.
Nah second to wax ong
@Mustafa Khan oh yea i definitely see that. very fair. i’m prolly a bit more biased since i consume so much patrice material his humor is swirling in my head more. pontificators they are
Mad props to Andrew for always trying to set up some action for the guys with ladies in the crowd. Even when he said dude might have weak D game he brought it back and flipped it around
Yeah and he’s setting up his post show game
Some day the world will stop saying mad props. Most have already.
He provided an excuse for the guy in advance yo
If Andrew is your wingman, you're sure getting the girl.
This man is carrying today's comedy. Thank you, Andrew.
Do you know theo von, Russell peters, Mark Normand
@@chaitanyajain3127Yes, I do. Andrew is funnier, tho.
@@chaitanyajain3127 yes we do and those nerds, hillbillies, and untouchables come nowhere close
@@juansek208 funnier than theo von and Mark Normand no way
@@xWingzTV that is your opinion
She was such a good sport, and was laughing just as hard as everyone else. She’s not ruled and ridden by false pride or her ego. Boyfriend better not let her go. He better put a ring on it.
Speaking of ring,it's a circle.
Lol relax don’t just jump to marriage after 1 year
she seems nice, but we don't know her just from her behavior here. You are assuming a lot about her when she barely did anything.
@@adrianramirez6848 Yeah we just witnessed a mega-simp. Dude tryna get married to a girl he aint even seen or heard speak. Dude probably saying the same to his onlyfans subscriptions smh
@@sabiotiopablo5787 lol
“Your gunna hear the best apology”💀🤣
that Olympic logo joke 😂😂😂
Circles??!!
That dark mood lighting on his face when he’s grilling that woman is great
This why you don’t sit front row at an Andrew Shulz show
Andrew wouldn't be Andrew without the front row 😂
same with russel peters lmao
Respect to all the virgins out there saving for marriage.✌️
It's hard asf
@@takieddiine5048 😂
Amen
Virgins by choice? Who's choice though xD
Saving yourself for disappointment,
"You like a Chinese person with freedom."
Caught me off guard, laughed harder than I should. Had to explain to my mom I'm not going insane. XD
Andrew Schulz is just something else!
The guy literally has no script just goes onto stage and plays/roasts with the crowd
Your crowd work is some of the best I’ve ever seen. You guide the narrative so well. It’s just as solid as most comedians’ written jokes.
Agreed.
@Hello Bruh Lol thats funny. Someone else had replied that he was not one of, but in fact the best at crowd work, so I agreed. I guess they deleted their comment, so now it looks like I agreed with myself lol
You handled that perfectly. I bet you did what relationship therapists fail to do just by using honest humor. 👏
Im watching this in a Publix break room cracking up right now. This was great! Thanks for making my day before I go back to work.
He’s a natural and very witty and you clearly see u need to be intelligent to be a great comedian I’ve seen a few of his clips and he encountered with the audience on countries and politics he’s great
This is one of the best comedians alive! No one has made me laugh harder during these times. Big ups!
Omg one of the funniest clips of comedy I’ve ever heard. Damn near had to pull over. Really crying and laughing out loud omg, I love how raw and unafraid he is to go there.
This man has to be the funniest comedian out there atm, the way this guy can just come up with these one liners is insane haha
this gotta be one of Andrew's best segments. i almost died laughing
0:35 THAT FIST BUMP THO
Caught in 4k
Oh damn!!! Totally missed that
This man's spontaneous humor is genius. He could just pick on someone in the crowd and go for a while that's very creative.
Andrew, keep doing what you do. Love your interaction with the audience and you are incredibly funny. Respect from South Africa.
His crowd work is too damn good. Can't wait to see him live
Andrew is the ultimate villain in a comedic drama you hate to love
"Open her uppppppppp!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish that I had his ability to be so quick witted. He’s just on, ALL the time. Such a talented dude.
This man is a blessing to earth
Making me laugh my ass off no matter what I’m going through
I love Andrew so much, all of his videos are gold 😩
Schulz is one of the greatest. Hilarious and relevant jokes off the top of his head. Wow.
I love that you put up all the crowd work. Wish more comics would do this.
The crowd work is second to none. I do not know how someone can consistently come up with so much material on the fly. 200 IQ right here
Perfect explaination actually!!
Notice how the dude was offended and laughed at nothing when AS was going off on him..
Then he changed it and made it about himself..
Top man. Top comedian.
Man Andrew really knows how to tie a joke together to funny😂🙌🏽
Pure comedy🙌💜 lives a life of laughter
This guy is the master of crowd-work. The way he'll be free-styleing hecklers on the spot is amazing! Jokes just roll off his tongue. My new favourite comedian.
He tryna set my man up for success tho 😂🙌
He’s the 👑 of crowd work and just keeps getting better.
Andrew Shultz the only one keeping comedy going. GOAT
That was amazing! Andrew keeps getting better. You’re on 🔥 son
This dude definitely got the kitty that night
Andrew never disappoints! This guy is going to be a legend.
Gotta be the best 6 min of stand up I've ever seen! That was hilarious bro!!
The editing is awesome! Love these vids!!!
Your crowd work is something serious lmao
Nobody is talking about how actually sheltered that girl is😂
What does sheltered mean in this context exactly? Sorry I’m not from the US. Does that just mean being a virgin?
@@maeganlozano7058 sheltered as in not experienced many things (as if she's been in a shelter for years)
Andrew is.
What a foolish statement.
If a person never eaten ice cream in their life it doesn't mean their "sheltered"
There is so much more experiences in life than sex. Honestly I've experience more in my life time than any average person does. Yet unlike the majority trend could experience life without sex, marriage or an anchor of reporting to a certain other.
@@sparrowhawk5673 thank you
Man Schulz is mad intelligent he picks jokes out of thin air what a legend
It’s crazy how good at improv he is
THE GOAT IS BACK WIT ANOTHER BANGER🔥🔥🔥
I want one of my sons to meet this lady. What a blessing. That young man should hold on to her.
I love that you guys are showing the crowd now!
Dude the improvisation from circle to Olympic circle is awesome
“Butter cream cake” 😂🤣🤣🤣
“s-s-s-sorrrrry”😂💀
Bruh! I always be waiting so desperately for this 🤣
dude you make me laugh out loud .. that does not happen from watching youtube ... you are the man !!!!
I bet Andrew happy as fuck the country opening back up after Akash peer pressured him into buying Bitcoin at its peak.
You are definitely on your way to being one of the goats fam!
Can't wait till the special drops.
Fantastic !!!!!!! Semper Fi
This dude is a beast; Andrew needs his own comedy sitcom, I said it first(I think)!!!🎭🎭🎭
I like how he said he didn’t want to pressure her.
Love your work Schulzy ❤️
Definitely might to see you when you come by Dallas. Got that loud 💨 too 😎
Andrew you owe me a laptop! I spit out my coffee on it laughing watching this! That olympic logo joke was pure brilliance!
He gon be ready. He practicing every day.
King of crowd work👑
pure fire bruh
That last part is just killer 🤣
Butter cream is never going to be the same again. 😂
Good luck pronouncing that name.
I absolutely love this man's crowd work
His crowd work is beyond anyone’s besides the legend
I am definitely going alone to his show and sitting in the back
This young woman is a good girl. And he is such a great man.
Publix marble with butter cream is amazing
This dude legit looks like he loves his life tellin jokes, fuckin love it.
He is so good at it, I really doubt he even prepares for the show. Schulz and Anthony Jeselnik are hands down the best in their art !
Hey, proxy catapult, Bill Burr says hi.
She's not saving herself for marriage, but she's been holding out for a year? My guy needs to cut his losses and move on.
True, too old for that waiting game.
I was looking for this comment smh. This guy...
She sound real dumb too
She not even that baggable, like 6.3 on the dime piece scale.
@@crise1more like a 5 on her best days lol
love seeing u on stage again
Andrew's crowd work is just stupid good bro, this man is hella cunning with humor
I had a 18 hrs work day crash, came to youtube, this is first thing that popped, made me laugh, thanks Schulzy 🙋🏽♂️ 🇮🇳
That first “sorry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly funniest comic of the year 🤣