300 Spartans vs 10000 Persians Siege of Sparta Rome 2 Total War

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  • @ElMarcoh
    @ElMarcoh 8 років тому +904

    8:07 [Shield smash] Persian: ok, bye

  • @ironduke7423
    @ironduke7423 8 років тому +3260

    The city of Sparta does not have walls.
    The shields of Sparta's soldiers are it's walls.

    • @Balinux
      @Balinux 8 років тому +67

      The spears.

    • @supersayin-jq1qy
      @supersayin-jq1qy 8 років тому +21

      very true

    • @joacodirie7886
      @joacodirie7886 8 років тому +10

      +Iron Duke * "This are the walls of Sparta" Agesislao II of Sparta, while maintaining raised his sword.

    • @mrwhat5094
      @mrwhat5094 8 років тому +24

      +billyb Billy the fuck are you on

    • @ebitda8611
      @ebitda8611 8 років тому +9

      your mom.

  • @aidana.5342
    @aidana.5342 5 років тому +428

    6:53 I diagnose you with the not living

  • @rhysnichols8608
    @rhysnichols8608 7 років тому +444

    "One of them is not equal to a dozen of you!"
    He kinda messed up that inspirational line slightly, it came out wrong I think he meant 'not a dozen of them is worth 1 of you'

    • @kxloux8466
      @kxloux8466 4 роки тому +1

      @@pizzytungnungtungnung2436 300

    • @nathanhull8302
      @nathanhull8302 4 роки тому +9

      Pizzy tungnung Tungnung bruh this isn’t movie lol

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      It's still correct.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      @Jimmy Crackcorn yes. It's true.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 4 роки тому +1

      @Jimmy Crackcorn it's true. ALthough imprecise. A 1000 Spartans wouldn't be as strong as 1 Persian soldier. History shows it to be true.

  • @tylorc8184
    @tylorc8184 5 років тому +234

    Persians we’re having a slumber party right before this battle and had no time to change and ran straight into battle such brave men.

    • @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733
      @stickemuppunkitsthefunlovi4733 3 роки тому +10

      Brave men and slumber party are 2 phrases I never expected to see In the same sentence.

    • @bbjames3430
      @bbjames3430 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment xd

    • @Ragdoll6
      @Ragdoll6 2 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @ah306
      @ah306 Рік тому

      You may BS talk all the time... But the fact is that you lost the battle to PERSIANS! Get over it losers...

  • @Benjamin-578
    @Benjamin-578 3 роки тому +81

    12:46 two spears in this guys head and still fighting. “Tis but a scratch”

  • @thegrass7199
    @thegrass7199 7 років тому +506

    "Earthquake"
    "No Captain , Battle Formations..."

  • @samesonite
    @samesonite  8 років тому +1194

    "Are you still alive?!"
    -Aye, still here... Have you got any wine?

    • @danieldonnison5551
      @danieldonnison5551 8 років тому +4

      dude loved the video but what troops did u use for the Persians

    • @jayramos11421
      @jayramos11421 8 років тому +1

      +Daniel Donnison by the looks of it and the color scheme these soldiers look like from Pontus, eastern spearmen, hillmen, I saw a unit of pontic swordsmen and median cavalry or cappadocian cavalry.

    • @JesusRubio-qx3dx
      @JesusRubio-qx3dx 8 років тому +1

      iam spanish and i want to share a video whit many spanish speakers would give your permission but i ''ll put your name and your channel description ok

    • @baeka5144
      @baeka5144 8 років тому

      150 spartiates vs 30000 perces

    • @zoranacetkovic6520
      @zoranacetkovic6520 8 років тому

      +samesonite One of my best movies of any total war.Well done.Great video.

  • @anthonysunseri1996
    @anthonysunseri1996 6 років тому +126

    6:49 Take note: never kill a Spartan, or the whole army will be pissed.

    • @jamesshore3191
      @jamesshore3191 3 роки тому +5

      Tell that to Macedonia and Rome. Mopped the floor with them.

    • @RunningCrow265
      @RunningCrow265 3 роки тому +18

      @@jamesshore3191 meh, by the time Rome came about Sparta was nothing like what it had been in the past. Its glory days were well behind them.

    • @engr.tonystark3504
      @engr.tonystark3504 3 роки тому +10

      @@RunningCrow265 That's correct man. No empire in the world will last forever, there is always a bigger fish.

  • @dan-gheorghe2277
    @dan-gheorghe2277 7 років тому +1662

    More like: 300 spartans vs 10000 guys in pijamas.

    • @amitsingh1244
      @amitsingh1244 5 років тому +9

      may 300 biro ko dil se salam krtha hu.jay bhwani jay rajputna.

    • @SweetOne968
      @SweetOne968 5 років тому +48

      Pyjama is a Persian invention meaning leg cloths

    • @manasepongtasik9181
      @manasepongtasik9181 5 років тому +6

      Like spartans

    • @drakoo17
      @drakoo17 5 років тому +1

      Ce plm cauti aici ? :)))

    • @aldi-mramra8105
      @aldi-mramra8105 5 років тому +2

      @@dolfyhilter577 X D

  • @lshe97
    @lshe97 8 років тому +203

    8:41
    Persians: "Come on you sons of whores!"
    Spartans: *triggered*

    • @kakashihatake326
      @kakashihatake326 8 років тому +34

      lshe97 More like the moment the Persians knew, they fucked up.

    • @xaratian
      @xaratian 8 років тому +21

      +Kakashi Hatake After that, they said this is it, prepare to die

    • @rodri_merli27
      @rodri_merli27 7 років тому +3

      OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 7 років тому

      lshe97 Spartan: Whelp, guess this is the day bitches die.

    • @RealGhostHawk38
      @RealGhostHawk38 7 років тому +2

      lshe97 XD

  • @falcongamingproductions9938
    @falcongamingproductions9938 3 роки тому +72

    10:27 mans pulled up, killed him, and walked off like a legend

  • @TheNewBerser
    @TheNewBerser 8 років тому +581

    6:53 You have something stuck in your face sir.

    • @peterkocurik9176
      @peterkocurik9176 8 років тому +7

      why i see so much pain in this video :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD ?

    • @theconqueror1111
      @theconqueror1111 8 років тому +27

      They don't call them immortals for nothing

    • @ephraimhamm585
      @ephraimhamm585 8 років тому +6

      +Bomburino Kripperino (you may know this but just in case.) They are called immortal because everyone that dies there's another one to replace.

    • @GilfordEurig
      @GilfordEurig 8 років тому +28

      "It's just a flesh wound!"

    • @datoneguynamedgabeandheals7756
      @datoneguynamedgabeandheals7756 7 років тому

      jefferson keathley oi

  • @dyn01234567
    @dyn01234567 8 років тому +525

    "Not one of them is the equal of a dozen of you" - I think they messed up that line. So potentially, 11 Spartans = 1 Persian. Not great odds :P

    • @simpleconcept3698
      @simpleconcept3698 8 років тому +18

      Ahahah XD

    • @jetdr77
      @jetdr77 8 років тому +100

      My brain hurt when I heard that

    • @JTelli786
      @JTelli786 8 років тому +38

      I was just thinking the same and came down to the comments to see if I was the only one lol

    • @cavemankeeg
      @cavemankeeg 8 років тому +43

      What he's saying is that unless one Persian is able to take out 12 Spartans the Persians are screwed.

    • @dyn01234567
      @dyn01234567 8 років тому +20

      Theonlyoneleft1000 I get that but the phrasing is ambiguous.

  • @abrahkadabra9501
    @abrahkadabra9501 5 років тому +131

    This was like a fight between 10,000 jeeps against 300 Tiger Tanks.

    • @dolfyhilter577
      @dolfyhilter577 5 років тому +2

      Says who?

    • @HogBurger
      @HogBurger 4 роки тому +7

      adolf hitler Your dad,who punished you severely

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 4 роки тому +5

      To be fair modern militia with technicals (pretty much Toyota pick up cars with mounted guns) can actually used well in combat. Just look at battle between Chad militia VS Libyan army

    • @dolfyhilter577
      @dolfyhilter577 4 роки тому

      @@HogBurger oh ho I'm so offended by that! Someone help! Seriously bro get some help about your manners

    • @HogBurger
      @HogBurger 4 роки тому

      adolf hitler dude take a joke jeez

  • @ddgs5164
    @ddgs5164 8 років тому +338

    100,000 XP were earned that day.

    • @Ryan-gk4xm
      @Ryan-gk4xm 8 років тому +10

      Hahah

    • @giuseppedaddio9176
      @giuseppedaddio9176 8 років тому +17

      How to earn 100'000 XP points in battle in four easy steps:
      1) Recruit a (quite decent) Spartan army
      2) Pit them against 100'000 Persians (possibly Immortals)
      3) ???
      4) PROFIT!

  • @taxiarchiskalyvas8198
    @taxiarchiskalyvas8198 7 років тому +228

    3:25 the persian at the right is like "da fak???"

  • @gachablueboy6401
    @gachablueboy6401 4 роки тому +137

    Nobody: That one Spartan soilder:Vietnam flashbacks 6:09

  • @brandonwatson4829
    @brandonwatson4829 8 років тому +60

    6:50 that guy was absolutely having the worst possible day

    • @HS-fk6hb
      @HS-fk6hb 5 років тому +6

      "The greatest spear catcher of all time"

    • @timramm1
      @timramm1 4 роки тому

      Ha ha

    • @Tally-MMall
      @Tally-MMall 2 роки тому

      Spartans thinks that killing from a far away is cowardly so they literally threw their spears close to a poor guy

  • @lordg13m
    @lordg13m 7 років тому +312

    "Not one of them is the equal of a dozen of you..."
    Wait, what?

    • @praetorstan7635
      @praetorstan7635 4 роки тому +24

      I got really confused as well

    • @bravepart
      @bravepart 4 роки тому +62

      All that brain damage and basic maths never really went hand in hand..

    • @mma1st105
      @mma1st105 4 роки тому +4

      Why is that confusing? Ohhhh. lol

    • @saitovinanci7280
      @saitovinanci7280 4 роки тому +18

      One persians doesn't have the strenght of 12 spartans

    • @ennisdelmar807
      @ennisdelmar807 4 роки тому +29

      @@saitovinanci7280 "Leonidas, you're supposed to say something inspirational"
      Leonidas: *hmm okay, lets see here*
      Leonidas: "Not one of them is the equal of a dozen of you..."

  • @bilboes6634
    @bilboes6634 5 років тому +72

    13:25
    Guys, should we try and pin him to the wall?
    Sure, lol

    • @freddyflower5322
      @freddyflower5322 2 роки тому +1

      dead ass Said " 5 coin for whoever hits him"
      PS: the Spartans were banded to trade so that joke is kinda off)

  • @dream459
    @dream459 8 років тому +1146

    Ancient european police dealing with refugee crisis.

  • @gv9750
    @gv9750 8 років тому +41

    8:40
    Persian: "COME ON, YOU SONS OF HORES !!"
    *stares*
    *stares back*
    ...
    *cough cough*
    ...
    Spartan: "CHARGE !!!"

  • @gachablueboy6401
    @gachablueboy6401 4 роки тому +32

    3:55. “North naga,gagamon!” Finally somebody who speaks greek here

  • @Cailus3542
    @Cailus3542 8 років тому +74

    "Not one of them is the equal of a dozen of you."
    And his soldiers quietly roll their eyes at the stupidity of their commander.

  • @dukedunac
    @dukedunac 8 років тому +237

    0:31 "Not one of them is equal to a dozen of you" Isn't that little bit counterproductive to what you're trying to do

    • @BucketOfCreeper
      @BucketOfCreeper 8 років тому +16

      It means "oh go screw yourselves because you all suck because their 1 guy can kill dozen of you hope you all die fgts" way to motivate troops lol

    • @dukedunac
      @dukedunac 8 років тому +19

      +BucketOfCreeper Well I though it meant "No single one of them is equal to a dozen of you" which is ok until you think about it, because the first part means "They aren't equal to you" but then the _second_ part means "One of them could probably beat ONLY eleven of you"

    • @BucketOfCreeper
      @BucketOfCreeper 8 років тому +5

      OneDo11arBill Yeah its funny af one of the reasons i love total war. "Only eleven they are so shit" the soldiers tought :p

    • @kkirschkk
      @kkirschkk 8 років тому +3

      +BucketOfCreeper i think he ment to say that a dozen of them are not equal to one of you

    • @incandescentcenturion7246
      @incandescentcenturion7246 8 років тому

      It's supposed to mean
      "You are so highly trained that you maggots better last long enough to watch at least 12 foes fall before you!"
      Or some motivation like that.
      But yeah that speech was counter productive xD

  • @YouWarhammer
    @YouWarhammer 5 років тому +78

    Persians:
    „Spartans, did you bring 2 throwing spears, 3, or more?“
    Spartans:
    „Yes.“

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 3 роки тому

      Persian : use sword but rarely bring spear
      Roman: bring spear and throw only 1
      Spartan: is this how you're teacher show you how to carry spear
      Also spartan : bring unlimited spear

    • @jimbertpico8198
      @jimbertpico8198 3 роки тому

      a thousand of spears

  • @geesixnine
    @geesixnine 8 років тому +80

    Persian: "Come on you son's of whores!"
    *awkward pause*
    Spartan: "CHARGE!!!!"
    Persian:"This is it, we're going to die!"

    • @APOELULTRAS-mr3oh
      @APOELULTRAS-mr3oh 8 років тому +7

      Hahahah i laughed so hard when i saw that persians get rekt

  • @kribbzon64
    @kribbzon64 8 років тому +268

    The fighting in this total war looks fucking amazing. So many execution moves, blocking, dodging, parrying.. I come to think of why that doesnt exist in warhammer total war(executions yes, sometimes but not the other mentioned). ._.

    • @menacingmage
      @menacingmage 8 років тому +5

      Because CA's laziness, or SEGA's requirement for them to crank out a new game every 3 years. Also the many different SPECIES prevents very many mocaps to be created.

    • @patsy02
      @patsy02 8 років тому +28

      The game is far better off without elaborate excecution moves. It's a game of unit formations and maneuvres, not hundreds of little 1v1 duels. While it looks cool zoomed in, it complicates and fudges formation vs formation combat.

    • @Comelyman2
      @Comelyman2 8 років тому +2

      maybe there will be in blood and gore dlc

    • @francisrosal3228
      @francisrosal3228 8 років тому

      one thing they need to add is making it an RTS game like command and conquer games, build bases and make an army.

    • @francisrosal3228
      @francisrosal3228 8 років тому

      one thing they need to add is making it an RTS game like command and conquer games, build bases and make an army.

  • @Old_Guard2
    @Old_Guard2 4 роки тому +34

    “ not one of them is the equal of a dozen of you”
    300 x 12 = 3,600
    10,000 > 3,600

    • @minimodzhd3896
      @minimodzhd3896 4 роки тому +2

      1 persian is like 100 spartans

    • @owen6780
      @owen6780 4 роки тому +1

      Mini ModzHD u fucked that up

    • @crismartinez3310
      @crismartinez3310 3 роки тому

      He meant ‘not one of them’ as in everyone, like ‘No one is the equal of a dozen of you’ it’s just BC-pre English to make it fit since they don’t speak Greek

  • @NewManOut
    @NewManOut 8 років тому +240

    6:52 dude had 7 spears and multiple arrows in him Jesus Christ lol

    • @NewManOut
      @NewManOut 8 років тому +26

      nevermind its just all spears that guy got fucked

    • @FanosSlapVt
      @FanosSlapVt 8 років тому +3

      shake it off Spartan GET UP AND FIGHT

    • @jamsheedplays
      @jamsheedplays 5 років тому +2

      Spartans doesn't have any arrows

    • @tatefritcher7346
      @tatefritcher7346 5 років тому +1

      The power of adrenaline still amazes me till this day

    • @fastgold3727
      @fastgold3727 5 років тому

      Terrible dolor de cabeza........

  • @mackulet66
    @mackulet66 8 років тому +526

    Who would even charge in a freaking phalanx with a bad shield and bad combat experience?
    Persians.

    • @mackulet66
      @mackulet66 8 років тому +10

      Oops, not a phalanx.

    • @jamiesnack
      @jamiesnack 7 років тому +7

      again
      then again
      sing of 300 men

    • @joshuaoliva1288
      @joshuaoliva1288 7 років тому

      Malou Castillo Q

    • @crims8102
      @crims8102 7 років тому +17

      They're like stormtroopers

    • @ZuNk
      @ZuNk 7 років тому +1

      sabaaaton?

  • @gachablueboy6401
    @gachablueboy6401 4 роки тому +44

    5:07 “die,die,die!” We clearly have an Overwatch Reaper fan over here

    • @spartans7694
      @spartans7694 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-uw5kd2yt8k
      @user-uw5kd2yt8k 4 роки тому

      When a Spartan dies at wave 100,000 after sever thousands of Persians charge with Houthi g to show for it spartan* stares at dead comrade "see there is one among you his unworthy and a disgrace" that Spartans KDR 79/1

  • @SeanMHurley91
    @SeanMHurley91 8 років тому +128

    13:25, thought he was gonna make it out.
    Nope.

    • @Don_Keehot
      @Don_Keehot 5 років тому +1

      Ahahahah

    • @aidana.5342
      @aidana.5342 4 роки тому +2

      Top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster: 13:25

  • @Thedarkdog95
    @Thedarkdog95 8 років тому +64

    Are we just gonna ignore the dude who kept fighting like a beast with one spear in his shoulder and one in his head? 12:41

    • @bluepotatoes4801
      @bluepotatoes4801 5 років тому +2

      He was worthy of a sword

    • @solidsnake6206
      @solidsnake6206 5 років тому +6

      😂😂 he is worthy. With a spear in his shoulder and arrow in his eye the absolute madman still headbutted a nigga.

    • @coolestgaming5216
      @coolestgaming5216 4 роки тому

      Thedarkdog95 14:04

    • @sererick7031
      @sererick7031 4 роки тому +1

      _Inmortals_

    • @gentlemen.7621
      @gentlemen.7621 4 роки тому

      Thedarkdog95 I believe you mean a Javelin.

  • @cosmic.unicorn
    @cosmic.unicorn 4 роки тому +87

    1:27 Spartans wearing sportshoes like nowadays interesting... what was the year 540 BC ?

  • @braydencespuglio1104
    @braydencespuglio1104 6 років тому +71

    3:26 dude watches his friend die 😂😂

  • @madeinchina7805
    @madeinchina7805 7 років тому +82

    6:55 Multi-headshot

  • @erdemkaraman968
    @erdemkaraman968 4 роки тому +42

    13:13 unluckiest guy ever......

    • @lesterromen6042
      @lesterromen6042 3 роки тому

      He is not a guy he is an ai

    • @Adrian-si1gz
      @Adrian-si1gz 3 роки тому

      @@lesterromen6042 bruh that’s not very fun of you

  • @andrewalsup9930
    @andrewalsup9930 8 років тому +303

    eyes front no glitching 1:42 lol

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +38

      No flinching :)

    • @andrewalsup9930
      @andrewalsup9930 8 років тому +5

      +samesonite well crap but it was still funny to think that it was glitching :)

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +33

      Yea "hey you! Yea you!! I saw you glitch, you're out!"

    • @andrewalsup9930
      @andrewalsup9930 8 років тому +19

      +Andrew Alsup just kick him from the battlefield make him go home I can see that one soldier walking home all depressed like with his one glitched out leg. haha

    • @coleantoine7382
      @coleantoine7382 8 років тому +1

      Andrew Alsup

  • @robbiesarkioglu5623
    @robbiesarkioglu5623 6 років тому +30

    Being Greek and having one of the deadliest and very famous warriors of all time is just one reason I love being Greek.

    • @smooth-cutentertainmentmov4709
      @smooth-cutentertainmentmov4709 3 роки тому +4

      The glory of Greek ancient war prowess will last forever.
      I love the epic duel battle between Achilles and Hector. I love the Greek Myths etc.

    • @theunholycrusader517
      @theunholycrusader517 3 роки тому

      @jorgan Kharn sorry i couldnt understand anything.

    • @tahakarimi7209
      @tahakarimi7209 Рік тому

      دوست عزیز من

  • @johnadams-wp2yb
    @johnadams-wp2yb 3 роки тому +18

    Athens: Oi, keep the noise down over there, we're trying to watch a play.

  • @draculafun
    @draculafun 8 років тому +80

    9:23 proof that Spartans are invisible

  • @grandshogunrobo927
    @grandshogunrobo927 8 років тому +44

    3:26 there where like best war buddies from persia and then they went to sparta

  • @ashleyf3861
    @ashleyf3861 4 роки тому +30

    6:53 when you make fun of a spartan

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 8 років тому +27

    This gives a new meaning to a human porcupine.. also I do admire that one Persian soldier, got a javelin on his back and head but still continued fighting, dying a few seconds later but still. Great work, this was absolutely amazing. :D

    • @jinx8624
      @jinx8624 2 роки тому +1

      Yh he thought that he had the morale and durability of a spartan for a second then he realised he was just a mediocre persian

    • @wingthomaux
      @wingthomaux Рік тому +1

      @@jinx86247 years later and here we stand 😂

  • @michael19k64
    @michael19k64 8 років тому +47

    "Not one of them is equal to a dozen of you" Lol well I sure as fuck hope not

    • @riddleboxranger
      @riddleboxranger 8 років тому +1

      Michael19k should've been the other way around lol

  • @anthonyryan6066
    @anthonyryan6066 6 років тому +52

    I think you should call the Spartans number 299 because one dies

    • @blackdog7974
      @blackdog7974 5 років тому +1

      At last all dead.. so no need to mention that. Lol

    • @sgauden02
      @sgauden02 5 років тому +4

      I saw two Spartans die.

    • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
      @pyrrhusofepirus8491 5 років тому +1

      More the 300 Spartans and their 6,700 friends

    • @koreyleigh2733
      @koreyleigh2733 4 роки тому

      @@pyrrhusofepirus8491 FOR HOW MANY PERSIAN LIVES??.

    • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
      @pyrrhusofepirus8491 4 роки тому +1

      David Roberts ten times that amount

  • @ragnorrock416
    @ragnorrock416 8 років тому +257

    The Phalnax didn't throw there spears they were 10 to 18 ft long. The formation was one unit and stand in formation. The Spears were used to shrust. Once ANY Greek army broke there phalnax formation they were doomed. The sword was only used after the spear was broken.

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +116

      "But.. but 300"

    • @Johan-ru9wl
      @Johan-ru9wl 8 років тому +26

      Who cares it is a game

    • @marktony4450
      @marktony4450 8 років тому +14

      300 was bs, lol even the persian king had piercings all over him loool

    • @Th3M4k40n
      @Th3M4k40n 8 років тому +26

      Well it was based off a fictional book so yeah, it'll be different. Plus the entire story was being told by that one soldier so he's going to exaggerate a lot of it

    • @matjasp
      @matjasp 8 років тому +10

      +Mark Tony the movie maybe wasn't the most realistic thing ever, but the story is real

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 8 років тому +16

    5:14 "Hey, I've got this spartan wearing a bronze helmet right in front of me...I'm gonna headbutt him!

    • @Hercsmhules
      @Hercsmhules 8 років тому +2

      I've always loved when they do that XD I'm sure the instantly regretted it lol

    • @emanuelgomez7021
      @emanuelgomez7021 7 років тому

      grfrjiglstan *Badass Spartan Appears !
      *What Should the Persian do ?
      *Run away
      *Run away
      *Run away
      *Headbutt
      *The Persian HEADBUTTS Badass Spartan
      *0 DAMAGE super weak
      *Badass Spartan used NECK SLASH
      *ITS INCREDIBLE EFFECTIVE
      *Persian dies
      GAME OVER

    • @dolfyhilter577
      @dolfyhilter577 5 років тому

      @@emanuelgomez7021 learn history

  • @brazoolfrasthorst7696
    @brazoolfrasthorst7696 5 років тому +28

    The result would certainly be in favor of the Spartans, but it does not represent the secret weapon of the ancient Greeks: the phallic phalanx (the overlap of each warrior from the shield of his neighbor as well as the uniform movement of the entire series of soldiers with this arrangement)

    • @joenuts2076
      @joenuts2076 2 роки тому

      The phalanx formation was utilized numerously in the video.

  • @williammall3117
    @williammall3117 8 років тому +80

    12:44 that persian is tough with 2 spears in his head

  • @riizyn9281
    @riizyn9281 8 років тому +7

    This video is more like saying "who would win? 1 Spartan or 7533749749577 Persians. The Spartan obviously would win.

  • @nocontext463
    @nocontext463 4 роки тому +25

    Girls in greece:takes selfies
    Boys:
    (Remember that there are 10000 persians in the battle)

  • @LowFlyer
    @LowFlyer 8 років тому +103

    I fucking love total war games battles.......part of a reason why i suck at them XD

    • @bushwhakked
      @bushwhakked 8 років тому +6

      ikr. It's do I watch it or fight it?

    • @LowFlyer
      @LowFlyer 8 років тому +5

      Trollsif Stalin yeah ikr

    • @simpleconcept3698
      @simpleconcept3698 8 років тому +3

      My strategy:All the Soldiers agaist the enemies

    • @bushwhakked
      @bushwhakked 8 років тому +6

      Simple Concept Such a simple concept.

    • @simpleconcept3698
      @simpleconcept3698 8 років тому +5

      Trollsif Stalin I think I love you

  • @jakecurry7367
    @jakecurry7367 8 років тому +8

    I loved that persian that sliced the Spartan in the back with an axe then ran away laughing shit had me dying

  • @yourpetcross4316
    @yourpetcross4316 6 років тому +7

    4:08 holy shit that's brutal as hell

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 8 років тому +9

    7:28 I felt that 300 vibe.

  • @ioanniskoletis8300
    @ioanniskoletis8300 8 років тому +117

    I love greek shields and armour.

  • @noahkrg680
    @noahkrg680 5 років тому +105

    6:10 vietnam flashback

  • @adamstewart7039
    @adamstewart7039 8 років тому +37

    Ive been waiting weeks for a new video. Nearly watched all if the online battles. Finally a new one is here 🙌🙌🙌. Great video

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +3

      +Adam Stewart Nice to see that you're also watching my online battles since those tend to be in the shadow of my other videos

    • @generic1588
      @generic1588 8 років тому

      +samesonite online battles?

    • @adamstewart7039
      @adamstewart7039 8 років тому

      Yeah they are like 1-2 years ago some have like 100 views and stuff but still sooo good to watch.

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +1

      +thejadegamer12 blank Welcomed aboard :D

    • @rosaclayton2139
      @rosaclayton2139 8 років тому

      +samesonite Please do nubia vs Assyria.

  • @Warrior_of_Sparta
    @Warrior_of_Sparta 8 років тому +34

    I certainly approve of this

  • @emilpangilinan2462
    @emilpangilinan2462 5 років тому +31

    Poor guy at 6:52, they almost put all of their spears in him hahah

  • @Heinedunks2035
    @Heinedunks2035 8 років тому +19

    6:52 Tis just a flesh wound

  • @bigulful
    @bigulful 8 років тому +42

    that's one tough Persian 12:43

    • @agoddamncabbage44
      @agoddamncabbage44 8 років тому +2

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @demontwizted
      @demontwizted 8 років тому +8

      lmfao dude had a spear in his damn head

    • @bigulful
      @bigulful 8 років тому +2

      +demontwizted He may have been the only one to hurt the spartan. (as in the spear jammed in his face poked the spartan)

    • @Floriskoek
      @Floriskoek 8 років тому +1

      +demontwizted make that multiple lmao

  • @jadaoun03
    @jadaoun03 5 років тому +9

    The battle of Thermopylae wasn't in Sparta it was in the place with the same name as the battle where Leonidas sent the bulk of his army with the rest of the greeks and stayed with a small group to give time to the coalition of greeks to prepare to fight against the raiding persians of Xerxes, Shah of Persia
    Leonidas being king of Sparta
    Plus the persians were accustomed to less well-armed troops than the greeks, that's why they won with so much casualties.

  • @SnigelKotten1111
    @SnigelKotten1111 8 років тому +10

    Something i outright LOVE with the newest (and most of them) total war games is that each unit has their own battle. Its like, if two groups charge into eachother, the lines meet, each AI troop locks onto an enemy, and they start to fight one another. Until one falls, or they get grouped on. I just love the aspect of them having moves, taking any sign of weakness! CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEW TOTAL WAR GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @donuteater7476
    @donuteater7476 7 років тому +29

    Persians:Hey lets fight with the spartans,they don't even have walls!!
    Persian2:What a bunch of idiots...
    in battle
    Persian:They using hax!!!!

  • @myked2072
    @myked2072 5 років тому +11

    @5:32 "There can be only one!"

  • @DeathMetalMarine
    @DeathMetalMarine 8 років тому +7

    For Sparta! Great video of an epic battle! Good job, man, really enjoyed it. Lol'd @ 6:53 that was brutal haha, keep it up.

  • @Amadourrr
    @Amadourrr 8 років тому +8

    4:00
    "oh well...i think i'm gonna fell on the ground for apparently no reason..."
    X))

    • @emanuelgomez7021
      @emanuelgomez7021 7 років тому

      Jean-Patrick De La Sainte-Bite The Persians can't even stay 2 seconds fighting a Spartan because they know that they are screwed

  • @maratomaselli642
    @maratomaselli642 6 років тому +9

    11:28
    Teacher: Ok Kids! Let's play!
    Create two teams!
    And then...who win,
    Take a cookie!

  • @maksuree
    @maksuree 8 років тому +17

    6:53 that guy got fucking rekt

  • @grabi9803
    @grabi9803 8 років тому +7

    6:53 Damn that one persian was packing spears in him XD

  • @maxavail
    @maxavail 4 роки тому +9

    6:53 lol, that's what happens when you use algorithms without common sense.

  • @seanniver5418
    @seanniver5418 8 років тому +15

    The Spartans actually had about 2000-3000 more troops in sparta at the time, they had just sent 300 to Thermopylae

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 4 роки тому +2

      They had 20000

    • @man.2386
      @man.2386 2 роки тому

      And they have around 7k allied Greeks which leonidas manage to recruit and half of them is some dunked hoplite that fight fearlessly

    • @sgejezreel5380
      @sgejezreel5380 2 роки тому

      But most of them did do some work but the one who really did the most is the spartans

  • @alessandromasnada7706
    @alessandromasnada7706 8 років тому +22

    That's why Sparta doesn't need walls: THEY are the walls.

  • @joshuaperry7199
    @joshuaperry7199 4 роки тому +11

    Gotta say i loved this game, still wasn't able to play as Sparta, could never figure out why. Seriously though i think any spartan unit in the game that underwent Agoge should have had infinate moral and could never have broken in melee.

    • @orgeszeneli
      @orgeszeneli 2 роки тому

      you need the greek states dlc, and wrath of sparta. those 2 give you sparta, athens and thebes (I think there’s Thebes, I forgot.)

  • @Boosted_aj
    @Boosted_aj 8 років тому +13

    Very wee done samesonite I could only imagine the time it took to capture those cinematically. Bravo sir

  • @revopat1257
    @revopat1257 7 років тому +66

    3:35 what did he say ? xD

  • @shiray9143
    @shiray9143 5 років тому +29

    7:29 I love this

  • @petermello55
    @petermello55 8 років тому +64

    0:32 don't they mean the other way around lol

    • @BlakeGibbons
      @BlakeGibbons 5 років тому

      @@borntofart You can literally say that about almost any group of people..

    • @bravepart
      @bravepart 4 роки тому +2

      Brain damage + numbers = confusing battle speeches

  • @mrdr1ggy
    @mrdr1ggy 2 роки тому +2

    13:24 - Persian: I am still alive?! I can make it? 13:29 - Spartans: No you can't!
    I died when he got speared down and thrown into the ground!🤣🤣💀💀

  • @sirmuffincat6630
    @sirmuffincat6630 8 років тому +35

    That was incredibly well done. Very cinematic, quite exciting and beautiful even. You've an act for good cinematography and I value your work greatly. You have my support!
    Oh, by the way: I'd like to know what mods you were using, assuming my asking doesn't bother you any.
    Cheers from Canada! ^-^

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +5

      +SirMuffinCat I'll collect the mods and get back to you /same

    • @rosaclayton2139
      @rosaclayton2139 8 років тому

      +samesonite Please do nubia vs Assyria next video.

    • @altair3118
      @altair3118 8 років тому

      Commenting for future So ic an stay up to date. Awesome vid and I subbed

    • @quinyuen6896
      @quinyuen6896 8 років тому

      +samesonite could u tell me what mod u use too?

    • @samesonite
      @samesonite  8 років тому +4

      achilles
      achilles by rex
      better siege weapons
      better missiles mod 2
      Lord Buio Anthology Reskin
      only bloodiest animations
      playable mobs
      zoom all the way down

  • @laupatual7137
    @laupatual7137 8 років тому +9

    6:54 victoria secret models be like

  • @jinx8624
    @jinx8624 2 роки тому +3

    Great job
    About as close to the real thing u can get with this game
    Also great camera work 👍

  • @rrrohan2288
    @rrrohan2288 8 років тому +4

    "Are you still alive?"
    "Ay still here... Have you got any wine?

  • @MrJH101
    @MrJH101 8 років тому +4

    I tried to do this to the Persians in my campaign. It didn't work out so well for us to say the least. Slaughtering a bunch of poor farmers with spears is vastly different from fighting their cataphracts and regular troops.

  • @ncrveteranranger2779
    @ncrveteranranger2779 3 роки тому +8

    6:53 STOP HE-HE’S ALREADY DEAD!!!

  • @astraldeath_
    @astraldeath_ 8 років тому +10

    6:52 : "Pain is only a word" they say

  • @bilolus8855
    @bilolus8855 8 років тому +4

    12:42 "Like a give a fuck about that spear in my head"

  • @حمیدحمید-ك3ن
    @حمیدحمید-ك3ن 5 років тому +15

    I’m a Persian Afghan but I love Sparta history they was strong 👊🏻👍

    • @lucahugill9681
      @lucahugill9681 5 років тому +1

      fix your gramar

    • @حمیدحمید-ك3ن
      @حمیدحمید-ك3ن 5 років тому +4

      Luca Hugill Grammar not gramar!

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 5 років тому +2

      Luca Hugill try speaking his language then. Also, it’s grammar not gramar.

    • @dolfyhilter577
      @dolfyhilter577 5 років тому

      You are no Persian if you support the Greeks who slaughtered your ancestors.

    • @Kublaioi
      @Kublaioi 5 років тому

      @@dolfyhilter577 idotttttt

  • @sebastianchantre3152
    @sebastianchantre3152 8 років тому +10

    9:22 Stealth mode activated!

  • @snowieshriel8637
    @snowieshriel8637 7 років тому +8

    6:52 (Persian soldier with many spears) LOL me when final exam

  • @arshamtavasoli6240
    @arshamtavasoli6240 2 роки тому +2

    ‌you know the 300 sparta just can kill less 70 Persian and they die

  • @SgawCules
    @SgawCules 8 років тому +19

    that was like 15 spears to the head xD

  • @bronzeanon985
    @bronzeanon985 4 роки тому +5

    7:00 I WILL NEVER SURRE-

  • @zealot777
    @zealot777 4 роки тому +1

    0:07 "What was her name again, Lloyd? Slappy, swammy, swanson?...Look on the briefcase..."Oh, I was way off, Samsonite!"

  • @jakeplayzyt625
    @jakeplayzyt625 5 років тому +14

    That was epic so cool and when one of the Spartans ripped a Persians arm was cool too