@@WertzuioI can see that happening (not exactly this way) once they have replaced all of their police officers with woke ones (yes it is a real process and it’s been going on for years now)
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15% off taxes huh? add that to the subscription I’d be paying, total that all up and….wait that’s the same as if I were paying full taxes. Oh well at least I get to have food running water and rights
Lol. I played this game called “does not commute” in 2020 and if I ran out of time regardless of which level I was at I had to start over from the fucking beginning.
Fun fact: The fire department wasn't always free. If you had a fire, and you didn't have a plan with the fire department, they would only put you out (at your own financial expense) if you were next to other infrastructure that had a plan with them. This was primarily 18t-19th century Brittan.
Thyne abode is in flames! I’m sorry madam but you didn’t get thyne infrastructure payment plan so we cannot do anything. Are you pulling thy leggeth ? No madam.
@@fabolvaskarika7940 Yep. The NHS is a wonderful thing but it is struggling hard. The strain of Covid has not really stopped and the UK government has been in utter shambles for years so the management of our health service has basically just collapsed. It's gotten to the point where people are starting to ignore the instructions of the call handlers and try loading critically ill people onto cars and driving them to the hospital.
@@yeastov5470 I live in the UK, I have a fairly good understanding of the state of the NHS. But that you should wait hours in case of a heart attack for example, I never heard that. I know people cannot trust call handlers and go in the hospital themselves rather than wait, but that’s a bit more complicated issue. It’s more to do with the uncertainty and not being able to cope with that, instead of the fact how long they have to wait in reality.
@@eshk7281 was it life threatening injuries? You have to bear in mind, that they need to prioritise the cases. Even when they are not overwhelmed. I don’t say two hours is okay, but voters keep electing the tories with more and more austerity. Maybe time to think carefully before they cast their next vote?! People used to think those “welfare cuts never will affect them, but enough a split second to change everything! Like a car crash which can cause long term illness, loss of income, mobility and from my personal experience it’s cost your support network: family, friends. They just not around when things go rough…
Reminds me of a 2011 film called "In Time". Everyone gets to live for free until 25, then they gotta pay for each extra minute. Or something like that.
Usually in your videos, somebody collapses, and then wakes up in the dystopian future. This time, somebody collapsed and couldn't get help, BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY IN the dystopian future XD Funny twist lol
@@henrystickminfan2 Not in the kind of dystopian, anarcho-capitalist future shown in this video. In fact, in such a society I wouldn't be surprised if police go on drive-by sprees for sport.
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50 minutes doesn’t sound too bad. Here in the U.K. ambulances can take anywhere up to 24 hours to arrive when you call them and even if you do manage to get one there’s a chance you’ll die in it while it queues up outside the hospital because there aren’t any free beds inside. All the staff are miserable, stressed and constantly striking for more pay. The dark side of socialised healthcare.
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I was actually put ON HOLD by 911 when my daughter was 4-years-old, when we lived at least 1.5 hours away from the nearest hospital, and she had a fever of 105.1. I was SHOCKED.
I just got a new cell phone after having my old one for over 6 years. It's hard to operate, and the premium version stuff is everywhere. Unchecked greed. Great short!
The U.S. is already living in a dystopia akin to Cyberpunk 2077 in so many ways, healthcare being one of them. I can only imagine this becoming reality way before 2050.
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Czech company Seznam introduced a policy that you have either pay monthly or agree to make your personal data including location available to them. I guess I'll stop reading their online newspapers. Everyone should do if we don't want to be blackmailed this way.
sorry you cant go to prison. you dont have Prison Access Premium to get in prison so instead your with death. "sorry you cant get your last meal. you didnt get your last meal premium so you have to go with an empty stomache"
imagine: cop: Hold it! We got a phone call 20 minutes ago from Grant that his friend Jimmy was having a heart attack. we even recorded the call for proof! [reveals recorded call] audience: [gasps] jury: Grant, you’re free to go. cop: and jury, 5 years for making a false report. jury: wait what-
"Officer arrest him now"
"Sorry he has citizenship premium"
"sorry but he has colored hair and probably votes for our party"
commiefornia be like
@@WertzuioI can see that happening (not exactly this way) once they have replaced all of their police officers with woke ones (yes it is a real process and it’s been going on for years now)
@@whitezombie10 no one woke would want to become a cop.
@@Wertzuio The wokies claim to hate cops until the cops arrest Trump supporters, then they love the cops
@Wertzuio Yes, they would love it. Especially if they could silence anyone that disagrees with their freak habits and demonic behaviours.
What you get with United States Citizenship *Premium*:
- 15% off taxes
- Access to running water
- Access to rights
- Access to amendments
- Access to a job
- Ability to marry
- Access to education
- Ability to purchase food
- Misdemeanors are no longer counted as felonies
gotta get myself a premium citizenship
Bro where do I sign?
I wish my country had this
Taxes are just the subscription to the country
15% off taxes huh? add that to the subscription I’d be paying, total that all up and….wait that’s the same as if I were paying full taxes. Oh well at least I get to have food running water and rights
Now time for punishment since you aren’t on United state citizenship premium you get the electric chair
Na you need death sentence plus for that
I'm sorry, you need a platinum premium membership to get into heaven
I’m sorry but you need money+ to buy that
In order to get the peace treaty you need the three branches of power premium pass.
That’s 2100 expect it’s for you aren’t a citzen of Us yourself
This feels like one of those mobile games where you can’t do anything that’s actually fun without premium
*every mobile game
*all mobile games
*All free2play mobile games
*all ea games
Lol. I played this game called “does not commute” in 2020 and if I ran out of time regardless of which level I was at I had to start over from the fucking beginning.
Fun fact: The fire department wasn't always free. If you had a fire, and you didn't have a plan with the fire department, they would only put you out (at your own financial expense) if you were next to other infrastructure that had a plan with them.
This was primarily 18t-19th century Brittan.
Thyne abode is in flames!
I’m sorry madam but you didn’t get thyne infrastructure payment plan so we cannot do anything.
Are you pulling thy leggeth ?
No madam.
Well in current day Australia you get a $1200 ambulance fee if you call an ambulance
Proof that not everything can or should be privatized. Like police, medical care, or social security.
@@erikarsov4365 Lmao
The fire still isn’t free. We can definitely still get a bill.
"991+" "citizenship premium" 💀
No offense, but *911+
@@moadot720why would that be offensive?
Bro lazy quoted the video and got that wrong too 💀💀
15 - 20 minutes for an ambulance sounds glorious as the average wait time for an ambulance where I live is several hours.
In case of emergency? I mean life threatening conditions?
@@fabolvaskarika7940 Yep. The NHS is a wonderful thing but it is struggling hard. The strain of Covid has not really stopped and the UK government has been in utter shambles for years so the management of our health service has basically just collapsed.
It's gotten to the point where people are starting to ignore the instructions of the call handlers and try loading critically ill people onto cars and driving them to the hospital.
@@yeastov5470 I live in the UK, I have a fairly good understanding of the state of the NHS. But that you should wait hours in case of a heart attack for example, I never heard that.
I know people cannot trust call handlers and go in the hospital themselves rather than wait, but that’s a bit more complicated issue. It’s more to do with the uncertainty and not being able to cope with that, instead of the fact how long they have to wait in reality.
Yep, me and my family had to stand 2 hours on the side of a road for ambulance because of a car crash.
@@eshk7281 was it life threatening injuries? You have to bear in mind, that they need to prioritise the cases. Even when they are not overwhelmed. I don’t say two hours is okay, but voters keep electing the tories with more and more austerity. Maybe time to think carefully before they cast their next vote?! People used to think those “welfare cuts never will affect them, but enough a split second to change everything! Like a car crash which can cause long term illness, loss of income, mobility and from my personal experience it’s cost your support network: family, friends. They just not around when things go rough…
Bro I don't even doubt this happening in real life 💀💀💀
It's a joke😑
@@pumastrikegod8958 who
@@yummynubs3646Not falling for that
@@yummynubs3646 kid you’re an idiot if you still use “who asked”
@@pumastrikegod8958 he said "doesnt doubt", he thinks it'll happen
When your born in 2050 you get a week free trial of living and then you need to pay $20 a month for life premium or it's the electric chair
I wish it was that easy to get my eternal rest!
*In 2024
Can I die of old age instead?
Reminds me of a 2011 film called "In Time". Everyone gets to live for free until 25, then they gotta pay for each extra minute. Or something like that.
and that's how to wipe out the whole human species for absolitely no shit.
-your first instinct
then you gotta get the premium casket of course.......
And then you gotta get the slave plus in other to own more of them
I would make a joke here, but I need Language Plus to finish th
Usually in your videos, somebody collapses, and then wakes up in the dystopian future.
This time, somebody collapsed and couldn't get help, BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY IN the dystopian future XD
Funny twist lol
you were the last person I expected to find here. I'm from gamejolt. we've met.
When you try to get isekiaed but you're already in isekai land so you just despawn
society if it's run by EA
The Authorities When They Realise They Need Police Premium To Execute Him: 😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😠
Silly person, police just get to bypass the rules
@@Kirbicle they can only bypass laws WITHIN REASON.
@@henrystickminfan2
Not in the kind of dystopian, anarcho-capitalist future shown in this video. In fact, in such a society I wouldn't be surprised if police go on drive-by sprees for sport.
Sorry, you need comment premium to scroll the comments.
this should've been pinned
@@TrainsurfingMayhem but then it would be visible without scrolling which would mean comment premium isnt needed
@@Geckoreo ?
Why are u confused on his comment 💀@Cheese_chunkz
@@j0hnballs049reply not comment
Jimmy forgot to pay for Vital Organs Premium.
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- Ability to contact your friends
- Are allowed to walk outside but not leaving the region
- Higher food purchase cap
- Can have the 2nd child (1 without demon pass)
- Acces to higher education (free up to grade 9)
- Health priority
- Can protect privacy (with free plan you are traced)
You need Education+ to sign your student into school
YEAH GOD NO
Me who doesn't have premium or + on anything i own:
nervously sweating
relatable
literacy children: *cries in despear*
Fr💀
This is why society went underground in the first Armored Core games. Ain’t nobody paying for atmosphere premium
They gonna be having gas price supreme
They already have premium
The “are ya winning son?” got me ngl😂
Yipes. I thought he was just going to have to listen to ads on 911.
They call it the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe in it, CARLIN
Since you don’t have Jail Premium you don’t get Parole
sadly that sounds pretty REALISTIC , wont be surprised it that happens 💀
This is the kind of “Society in 2050” meme that’s actually funny
That's what I call "The American Dream".
More like the American Nightmare
@@DivaDelgado128 Sorry, but seems that you need "Free Speech Premium" to criticize things. However, you could try a one week free trial before moving on to our monthly plan for only $29.99 per month!
Here we go again
Hope we wake up
It's like everything just needs premium or +
911 premium already exists in the US, with how unaffordable the health care is.
Medical tourism is a better option/
You need life+ to live longer
This was funny
Sorry but for a better comment your gonna need Commenter+
😂😂😂
I upvoted this comment, why isn't the counter increasing? Do I need Upvote+1?
Funny. :rofl: Why can’t I add emojis? Do I need Emoji Premium?@@EdKolis
@@herbiehorrocks2024 I only see your username on your comment, I think I need Commenter+ Emoji to see it.
no, you need to sacrifise/literacy *sell* your soul for commenter+∞...
*For 12 seconds.*
Dude….yes 😂 I’ve been saying EVERYTHING is a subscription now for years lol
The fact that he’s still using an iPhone 6 in 2050 😂
yeah XD
they should no longer work because 1000G is a thing
Meanwhile in the cyberpunk universe, with diverse tier of MaxTac services:
Thought the same 😅
This is totally going to be accurate by the time 2050 comes.
....if anyone survives
If things develop at the pace they are going now, then don’t need to wait until 2050. If there will be society at the time at all…
Fun Fact: The Jetsons takes place in 2062.
50 minutes doesn’t sound too bad. Here in the U.K. ambulances can take anywhere up to 24 hours to arrive when you call them and even if you do manage to get one there’s a chance you’ll die in it while it queues up outside the hospital because there aren’t any free beds inside. All the staff are miserable, stressed and constantly striking for more pay. The dark side of socialised healthcare.
You’re laughing. This man just predicted the future and you’re laughing
This guy is one of a kind, a f*cking genuine genius - he needs millions of followers, I bet he'll become a UA-cam legend! 🍿👏
Jimmy died so fast that even premium wouldn’t have saved him 💀
You'd be surprised what they include in these plans...[/corpo rat shill]
This man has been reborn way to many times💀
United states citizenship premium is just taxes💀
I’m tired of this pessimism. When can we start looking on the bright side of life?
Literally got an ad for yt premium before this video...thanks
At least there is no 30 second unskippable ad in every 9/11 call
Society if EA took over the world
I got a paramount plus ad for this
I love your videos😂
This is funny and sad at the same time 💀
This was good, you just forgot the part about ai taking over the world 😂
“Sorry, you cannot live, you do not have living premium”
As a man from 2050 I can say that that's what will happend
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man woman or child,
May I interest you in
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It’s just a completely normal
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Speaking of purchases
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Imagine obtaining United States Citizenship Platinum
How much does it cost? I've been thinking of upgrading my plan, and I'm trying to figure out if it's worth it or not.
But you need life insurance policy:
1 dollar for. Talking (15% off if you have premium)
2 bucks for peeing
5 dollars for number one dump
10 2 dump
15 for number 3 poop
50 for crying
Grant Wisler's videos have convey so much energy which makes them funny!😂
Me: Walking
Universe: Sorry, you need Universe Premium for anything to exist
Why is this still accurate a year later
You need to have Prison Platinum for toilets and beds in your cell
I expected there to be a 30 second ad before he got to speak to a 911 dispatcher.
0:55 his reaction lol
It's played for laughs, but there's a shockingly high chance of this actually being the case in the future.
This vid just earned you a sub
I was actually put ON HOLD by 911 when my daughter was 4-years-old, when we lived at least 1.5 hours away from the nearest hospital, and she had a fever of 105.1. I was SHOCKED.
Funny how i got a amazon premium ad
I just got a new cell phone after having my old one for over 6 years. It's hard to operate, and the premium version stuff is everywhere. Unchecked greed. Great short!
The U.S. is already living in a dystopia akin to Cyberpunk 2077 in so many ways, healthcare being one of them. I can only imagine this becoming reality way before 2050.
imagine someone getting US Citizenship Premium just to sue the government about the premium subscription.
Next thing u know u go to prison and they dont give u food or clothes and tell u that u need prison+ for that and it costs $100 a day💀
"citizinship premium" is basically having blue eyes, blond hair, and German heritage in 1940
Man. This is good
I think the idea that it would take until 2050 for this to happen is a little optimistic...
Dang it, who let the CEO of EA be the president-
You forgot that ads will last for 3 hours (meanwhile the film is 100 minutes) to turn off the ads you Will need TV premium diamond supreme luxury deluxe gucci super pack.
Too damn realistic.
0:36 "Ya Winning, Son"
The only inaccurate thing about this is that they're not using adblockers
Czech company Seznam introduced a policy that you have either pay monthly or agree to make your personal data including location available to them. I guess I'll stop reading their online newspapers. Everyone should do if we don't want to be blackmailed this way.
THAT IS SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE
15-20 min sounds pretty fast actually for them to get to you, like what do you expect? For the ambulance to be beamed to your front door?
That's why I try to boycott all that premium content on the internet. 😆
Same.
Worst part is
Premium aint forever 💀
You are so underated
Cyberpunk world building in a nutshell:
That’s actually really funny
sorry you cant go to prison. you dont have Prison Access Premium to get in prison so instead your with death.
"sorry you cant get your last meal. you didnt get your last meal premium so you have to go with an empty stomache"
That got political quick
Hello I have subscribed to your UA-cam channel
Citizenship premium cracked me
imagine:
cop: Hold it! We got a phone call 20 minutes ago from Grant that his friend Jimmy was having a heart attack. we even recorded the call for proof!
[reveals recorded call]
audience: [gasps]
jury: Grant, you’re free to go.
cop: and jury, 5 years for making a false report.
jury: wait what-
Night city in a nutshell
daddy grannty
What does he use to make his videos?
If america turns into this by 2050 im moving to europe
Literally cyberpunk 2077 Trauma Team
Citizenship premium caught me off guard 🤣 middle of the night trying not to wake up the whole house
I thought it was just going to be that he had to watch some ads before they could call him an ambulance.
So relatable...