As a 7th grader, this gives me anxiety... I'm in beginning band bc my middle school is only 7th and 8th grade but like.. my band director and mom would litteraly beat me w a shoe if I sounded this bad lmao
after all the parents were individually tortured by their kids practicing one instrument at home, it must be a treat to come to the recital and find out they're ALL terrible
i had an elementary band and we sounded so much better then this. it must have been a bad band teacher or asked them to play the song for the first time. i'm in 7th grade band now tho
Fuc u 21 a conductor does not teach the band. A conductor keeps the band in time. A band director is the person that teaches the band. She’s obviously terrible lol
As a 7th Grade trumpet player, this gives me a lot of comfort knowing that I know my band is better than another band. I could kinda hear the trumpets, but most of them were perpetually playing sharps and flats on normal notes and the syncing and air speed was consistently off. My band director gives us about 5-15 lessons on every topic so she knows we know how to play stuff like that. I'm proud of that. The thing I'm more proud of is how we can play songs that can go hard. I am most proud of how we are in the top 5 most accurate bands in our district.
Conductor be thinking: "Please don't fire me" *(Edit: To be fair it is uncommon for elementary kids to play wind instruments, that's usually for middle school and up)*
This is a list of all the errors made: The clarinetists didn't know how to move from E to A, which is because they didn't learn. The brass was struggling to keep up, because they didn't know how to position the instruments and their mouths to get the best sound immediately. The percussion didn't know how their part fit in, so they were just following their own tempo which marked on the page, as shown by how they were synchronized with each other, but not the band. You couldn't hear the flutes AT ALL, because they didn't know how to make their best sound. The whole piece sounded like the band had no clue what melody and harmony were, and didn't know how to make it work. Also, they didn't know what dynamic marks were, by the sound of it. Basically, the band director is absolutely terrible at his/her job. I don't know if it was a boy or a girl, because I didn't wanna have to hear even a little bit of that again.
I think it's because they get confused when they see the 16th notes and the 8th notes all together and it seems confusing to them when they read the sheet. Especially to the fact that they did not practice
Welp. I’m glad when I was in middle school, we had the best conductor possible. He was able to get people from sounding terrible like in this video to sounding advanced within months. I miss that class badly! It sucks growing up now lol
Dang this takes me back to the days of sitting cross legged on hard gymnasium floors, happy to be outta class. Hearing the crappy band play is a childhood rite of passage
I told my kids many times: “There are slackers in every job”. Proven here. They’re KIDS. Teach ‘em tone production, then the songs. Or shorter songs at least. Dads out front are cringing at the rent paid on those horns. Bless ‘em they’re playing a gig. M
In 5th grade We had a band concert 12 weeks after we where given our instruments... we sounded like we got thrown into a fire and this band sounds way better than us 😂
@@kayleemckinney8742 bad director. she got fired for throwing sharped pencils at kids if that gives you an idea on what type of person she was. We have an incredible director now though! We’re starting on our UIL concert and sightreading competitions for the spring. The beginner band is definitely 1000x better than we were
M1G I heard they are awesome, they don't even have sheet music in front of them, I am a really good musician but I still feel bad for these students but I think they are much better today despite how this was 4 years ago.
you know elementary bands only get to practice like once a week after school, right? they dont really get to practice that much, so i wouldnt say they were bad at least they were like trying!
It's a mixture of jazz and funk, it's called Junk!
lololololololololololol omg
+GuruAidTechSupport ROBOTS!!
Joseph Page Yesss!
Lol
+GuruAidTechSupport LMAO!!! You killed me
I hear people laughing in the background
jllouie Im weak
Unc
Somebody is blowing their clarinet too hard and it sounds like Squidward lmao
Edit: Wow I found this comment 5 years later and 900+ likes lol
dont judge my clarinet playing skills
BUT every one is STUIPID!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO BAD I MIGHT BREAK MY NECK OR MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!
Boomer Bones when you mean EVERYONE you mean EVERYONE and you.
BLiiTz SHOTz LMAO 😂
lol
The fact that you can barely even hear the melody but still hear like two or three kids doing fine is absolutely hilarious
@@St.ThereseOfLisieux sup
Very true!
ALL MIGHTYTTT
I feel bad for the kids doing fine, they are probably so embarrassed by their peers..
I see why dads always "miss" their child's band recital.
If I was a dad I wouldn't miss this for the world. Grade A entertainment right there
I don’t blame them 🥲
Fr
Even if it was an absolute train wreck (like this), I’d still go just to show my support
On a real note, your kids won't remember the performance, they will remember if you were there or not.
Percussion literally randomly hit the drums whenever they felt like it.
And that's not normal? (hhahaha i just roasted my section)
+Clairrot lol
My band used to have a shitty percussion section too, but now they are really good.
I felt like mine has a Bad Percussion section when i am a Percussionist with very few people in that section
Pumkin 101 Oml half of my band is percusssion XD
When you give a kid an oboe..
RIGHT
+Euphonium Life it looks like there's only 2 or 3 oboe players and they are the loudest ones? What the freak?
+Euphonium Life Actually, this is more like if you gave squidward every instrument in a band.
I know right, my band only has 3 oboe's but they dont sound like dead pigs
CaptainYoshi551 they make me not want to play oboe
The Clarinets sounds like a bunch of Squidwards Playing
Hi so this is 2 years later but, beautifully?
Pumkin 101 ikr
I'm in 6th grade band and I play clarinet does not sound like dat
Yes
Squeaks courtesy of the oboe mostly.
Gotta give it to that snare drum, he carried the entire band on his shoulders
Nah with his pinky
His job is so easy a monkey could do it though
He had no dynamic and was slightly too loud and covered the sound of anybody close to him
For a kid that sound about right
More like he carried the entire band out on a stretcher.
As a 7th grader, this gives me anxiety... I'm in beginning band bc my middle school is only 7th and 8th grade but like.. my band director and mom would litteraly beat me w a shoe if I sounded this bad lmao
same im beginning band in 7th grade and this makes me cringe so hard
same I'm in 7th moving from percussion to tenor sax and my band and it sounds like they cant even hold a full measure correctly 😭
Same
Update? How did they sound
im a sophomore in high school but sheesh, i feel like when i was in 7th grade, my band sounded like heaven compared to this
Don't be too harsh on them!
If you put the volume on silent it sounds pretty good!
Even then we would lose brain cells
💀💀💀
When I mute it it sounds good
XD
Ian Mason not when a clarinet is squeaking the fuck out lmao
im pretty sure practice is not a word in their vocab
Lol
the funny thing is i never practice and im in my high school's best band
Zappy595 You must be great then!
zappy your high schools best band must suck
They probably don't know what decent means
This is the sound of the gates of hell opening!
kaiyee1952 🤣 lol
Lmao like the music when the devil says ur fucked, congrats!
OMG DEAD 😂😂😂😂
It's like something they would listen to in Mordor.
😂😂😂😂
after all the parents were individually tortured by their kids practicing one instrument at home, it must be a treat to come to the recital and find out they're ALL terrible
This makes my 7th grade concert band sound godly
Same we got to play how to train your dragon and cool songs like bruh this makes my concert seem movie worthy
Made my 9th grade band sound beautiful
i had an elementary band and we sounded so much better then this. it must have been a bad band teacher or asked them to play the song for the first time. i'm in 7th grade band now tho
Same we played
Listen to our sections
Mozart melody
London bridge
Jolly old saint nick
And magma by larry clark
@@Le4ann3 what do you play instrument wise
And I thought my band was bad
xGerardsWayx hey I love MCR too
Abby Inman same
Sammmme
Honestly saaaaame
IKR
1:20 That squeak was queued perfectly by the conductor
Jessica Golden 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆
Jessica Golden 😂😂😂😂😂😂😥😥😥😥💀
Jessica Golden I'm literally crying 😂😭😭😂
He planned it
its a concert and some are wearing sweatpants
Gracie Glitters ikr??
You have to wear something descent and presentable, I mean its a concert
Gracie Glitters
i’m so confused. ??
my band teacher would be ready to kill if we wore sweatpants because, “band is the laboratory of professionalism.”
Asian_ Roll This is a concert???
✪Negative I mean yeah it's a band concert so I guess, I'm dumb I don't know.
Maybe these folks can get a tuner for christmas
Ikr!!!!!
They might need more than that-
Nah just pack up They instrument and make sure they never see the light of day again
@@shortboi_l kill the children
@@shortboi_lfr
1:47 she said: *"this is going on youtube"*
DrAshBlox oh ye
this makes my band sound like a professional orchestra
Same
Broo same, I’m literally the only trumpet who knows how to play and I’m in EIGHTH grade
The question is : is mayonnaise an instrument?
This was recorded in my school.💀💀
It’s a stick and a box for you so it prob only takes 4 weeks to know how to play in orchewstreatreasha or whatever idk anyway u know what I mean
They nailed their cover song of Anaconda from Nicki minaj
don't you love that one part at 1:53? that's when the good part of Anaconda comes in.
Lol
My favorite part is at 2:07 when they really hit the notes on pOINT
Communist Nigga with GIRTH they nailed their cover song of every Cardi B song!
Garbage.
I hope Nicki doesn't see this
I feel sorry for the conductor b/c of what she must have felt up there, ya know w/ the AWFUL band.
one of my band teachers once told me,"After a while, you kinda gain an immunity to it." no wonder she couldn't hear their trash-playing
NO THEY ARE ALL F***ING DEAf or just SO F***ING BAD AT THIS S**T even I did DECENTLY PLAYING IN BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abby Inman its her fault shes the conductor she needs to teach the kids NOTES ACTUAL NOTES TO THE KIDS
It could have also been her fault, maybe rather than focusing on each section, she told everyone to sight read this at the concert oof
Fuc u 21 a conductor does not teach the band. A conductor keeps the band in time. A band director is the person that teaches the band. She’s obviously terrible lol
The percussionists introducing his own solo @ 2:44😆😭😂
🤣
I would be the one parent that bursts out laughing 😂
This is embarrassing 🤣
One? I dare to say at least half would LOL but "nobody" wants to be the first :-)
Literally exploding with laughter rn
This sounds like the music playing before someone in a horror movie dies
Red Man No. the music before you turn off the tv because of agony
tide pods sound really good right now
Yeah I'm craving them
666 likes kekw 4/11/21
With an antifreeze chaser. 🤣
opium
They sound like a bunch of rubber chickens..it had me dead.
💀 not rubber chickens
The cow goes moo the chicken goes XHHSANANSJJDNXNXNXMAKASKNXNCNDMD
@@erickguevara6632 and the pig died from the chicken
those hog dog toys
This is what happens when oboes are given to these kids 😢😢😢
Ah, I know what the problem is!
*blowing your guts out on that insturment.*
I searched up BEST band performances, and then I got THIS.
saaaame
1.Those kids need to practice!
2.what is their band director teaching them?
0Cherries :D she probably spent the last 5 weeks teaching them how to hold an instrument
Justinsucksatdrums I did a beginning strings orchestra at my school, and we spent about a little less than a week getting used to our instruments lol
How to make their instruments squeak
@@cardnal4469 Including the drums.
these children were not taught breathing techniques I can tell xd
Category = autos and vehicles wtf?
+Oat It sounds like a car horn so it makes sense.
these would make good car horns
If you listen to the "old car horn" ringtone it sounds exactly the same
*I MEAN THEY ARENT WRONG*
Well it did sound like a duck was getting ran over
I love how the person who recorded this video tried so hard not to laugh
As a 7th Grade trumpet player, this gives me a lot of comfort knowing that I know my band is better than another band. I could kinda hear the trumpets, but most of them were perpetually playing sharps and flats on normal notes and the syncing and air speed was consistently off. My band director gives us about 5-15 lessons on every topic so she knows we know how to play stuff like that. I'm proud of that. The thing I'm more proud of is how we can play songs that can go hard. I am most proud of how we are in the top 5 most accurate bands in our district.
congrats to yall!
Bro the harmony and togetherness of this amazing performance brings me to tears. No wait that’s the blender.
What kind of ELEMENTARY School band has an OBOE?! I’m so confused
Some schools are different. Some only have limited choices of instruments. Some have double reeds included and bass instruments.
Sounds like their just blowing in their mouthpiece🤣🤣🤣
Mine had all of them
All of the instruments
mn_sirens Mine does... Oboes to me in general especially with my band mates they sound bad... everyone else sounds great. I play clarinet. :)
Is mayonaise an instrument?
Murica4004 Gaming yes
It apparently is now.
yes
Yes, Patrick, mayonnaise IS an instrument.
YES.
Conductor be thinking: "Please don't fire me"
*(Edit: To be fair it is uncommon for elementary kids to play wind instruments, that's usually for middle school and up)*
😂😂
won't get fired, it was the kids fault
Hahahah
@@mynmhsnvwls1124 Seriously?
@@nosnojrcj it is
you know, when he said bad, I thought it wasn't gonna be the best but at most mediocre. but no this.. this is something else..
1:41 Ok but why on earth is the conductor (I assume) counting to "5" in 4/4 time?!
To be fair, time signature is the *least* of this conductor's worries.
This makes Justin Beiber sound like the next Mozart.
ThatGuyThatLikes Fans lmao
ThatGuyThatLikes Fans I'm sorry but i do not get the point of your comment, please tell me what you mean
Andy Milsten They’re saying that the band was so bad that they made Justin Bieber sound good.
Andy Milsten r/woooosh
Category : A U T O S & V E H I C L E S ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!
Finally a non-criticizing comment! I have faith in humans!
Its cause they cant call this "music" or "entertainment" or else they would be lying
I mean it does sound like a car.
Well, that’s about what it sounds like!
This music is still more bearable than waiting at the DMV.
We would be yelled at if we played like that jeez
I mean at least you can hear the clarinets... (but same my director would murder us if we sounded like this)
1:24
Oh my god, what a lovely solo for the oboes! Great work! I can still hear them even if I have my volume muted.
It’s a flute
@@Julia-z6cnah it’s the bassoons
@@Julia-z6coboe+flute duet
The clarinets though. And why are all Elementary music like this. For me there was like only four different notes for the violin pieces.
I can't tell what the tune is supposed to be..........
jllouie me to
It's obvious it AGEHFJDISUHREHENSLWYEGJDJ
it sounds like it could be name those tunes but im not entirely sure
Latin rock
The tune is called “sound of death”
I’m sorry for laughing, but I’m one of those people who laughs at things that sound wrong when I shouldn’t. I just completely lost it. Lol sorry.
Same
Don’t apologise. I would’ve been howling!
That's a mood
If I was there I'd be on the verge of tears or already crying because it sounds bad
I am crying!!! So abstract, so distant, so sophisticated! I am crying of joy. Humans can make such beautiful sounds!!!!
it sounds like when you are out of sync completely and sight reading for the first time
marter1234 gaming ikr
Even my band sight reads better than this and we suck.
My band can sight read better...
Who said they were sight reading
this is the first time that a video has ever made me actually cry while laughing
I like how the category is "autos & vehicles"
They're probably playing sorry by Justin Bieber
LOL YESSSS
i'm dying of laughter... this made my day
Abby Inman Your comment made me crack up
Abby Inman
A smart person thank you
That lady must be embarrassed...
If she were, it wouldn't have happened in the first place.
Yes she should be. She needs to go on a diet and lose some weight.
That trombone player nailed it on his solo at 2:14
They the only one that practiced
But right after, it's just "NE NE NEEE"
Trombone player after the song: Seriously guys, for real right now, you didn't practice?
Tbh it's really crazy how it would be difficult for a high school band to imitate this.
The drums at 2:45 brought me to tears 🤣
This is a list of all the errors made:
The clarinetists didn't know how to move from E to A, which is because they didn't learn.
The brass was struggling to keep up, because they didn't know how to position the instruments and their mouths to get the best sound immediately.
The percussion didn't know how their part fit in, so they were just following their own tempo which marked on the page, as shown by how they were synchronized with each other, but not the band.
You couldn't hear the flutes AT ALL, because they didn't know how to make their best sound.
The whole piece sounded like the band had no clue what melody and harmony were, and didn't know how to make it work. Also, they didn't know what dynamic marks were, by the sound of it.
Basically, the band director is absolutely terrible at his/her job. I don't know if it was a boy or a girl, because I didn't wanna have to hear even a little bit of that again.
Haki the Goddess of Death I agree with you, and the director was a woman.
@@nicolasgarcia2306 thanks
You don't mention the oboes ...
@ In my band, the clarinets are so far from the oboes, so I didn't know how to describe what was wrong.
@@blueinsunlight You play clarinet? Lol i play oboe
1:57 Sounds like they all just started playing random notes
Cuz they did💀
I think the name of this piece is “band room boogie” and this ain’t it
😂
They went to the choo choo train
@jackietubepro NO SHOT LMAO
I played that in 4th grade and it sounded nothing like that
How can you even mess up bass and snare at elelementary level music?
I don't know. I guess the- the thing where the-... I don't know
I think it's because they get confused when they see the 16th notes and the 8th notes all together and it seems confusing to them when they read the sheet. Especially to the fact that they did not practice
+TheKillzDude G-Dash when I played percussion in elementary school it was so easy to do that
+AwesomePlayzMinecraft//- -\\And More!! well in this case, these kids are stupid
Yea, they definitely didn't practice xD
The camera operator laughing just makes this. 🤣🤣🤣
Welp. I’m glad when I was in middle school, we had the best conductor possible. He was able to get people from sounding terrible like in this video to sounding advanced within months. I miss that class badly! It sucks growing up now lol
You can at least have a uniform for your students.
Also when I heard them play I just died
FR
I don't think they'd have a uniform in elementary, would they?
@@sizzlesticks4663 I mean for our school music in 4th grade (required) they at least gave us a coordinated shirt 😂
Oh man....thats a lot of dead pigs......(violins)
There was no violins in this. Lol
Hmmmm it must be the oboes....
Kate C I used to play violin and it was wayyy better than this 😂😂💯
Hey us violens are proud but since I'm in band to sure
I can’t even tell what song they’re trying to play.
Bandroom boogie
Took me 2 months to figure that out btw lol
Dang this takes me back to the days of sitting cross legged on hard gymnasium floors, happy to be outta class. Hearing the crappy band play is a childhood rite of passage
Is this the band Squidward tried to lead for the Bubble Bowl?
>.< i have my concert tomorrow at school now i feel more confident about it XD
***** it did today i have it for the 2cd time for families
***** i got done with it a bit ago it all went well
you posted here you had your concert tomorrow. that was 2 months ago. did it go better?
@@Manice08 now its 2 years ago 😐😂
Jokey I have an orchestra concert on Wednesday, and better not be snowing.
Sees the title
me: Chiiilll! They in Elementary school
Watches the video: LMAO! 🤣🤣😂😂😂
There's no excuse for bad teaching; and bad playing - to THIS extent - is simply the result of bad teaching.
I told my kids many times: “There are slackers in every job”. Proven here. They’re KIDS. Teach ‘em tone production, then the songs. Or shorter songs at least. Dads out front are cringing at the rent paid on those horns. Bless ‘em they’re playing a gig. M
I literally thought " how bad could it be."
BAD
You can tell these kids have practiced this masterpiece of music
They are still learning...their not professional
How many time did you here someone drop sticks
⬇️⬇️
Well i didnt hear it but i know they did XD
Just so u know this song is called band room boogie but I did not play in this concert it sounded better when I played it though
Man I always thought my band sounded like this. Then I watched our concert video. And I realized we didn’t mess up once. At all.
In 5th grade We had a band concert 12 weeks after we where given our instruments... we sounded like we got thrown into a fire and this band sounds way better than us 😂
You’ve got to be kidding, how did you sound worse?
@@kayleemckinney8742 bad director. she got fired for throwing sharped pencils at kids if that gives you an idea on what type of person she was.
We have an incredible director now though! We’re starting on our UIL concert and sightreading competitions for the spring. The beginner band is definitely 1000x better than we were
when they are going on tour?
"If we play loud, maybe they will think we're good."
This is clearly and elementary school arrangement of rite of spring
1:21 that squeak was queued perfectly
The conductor walked off the stage real quick😂
TRUE 🤣🤣
She looked pissed off 😂
This sounds like that scene from "Nightmare Before Christmas" when they tried to play Jingle bells lol
LMFAOO YES
Who else came from the Korean Elementary Band?
omg me!
Me and now I feel miserable
Yep...
M1G I heard they are awesome, they don't even have sheet music in front of them, I am a really good musician but I still feel bad for these students but I think they are much better today despite how this was 4 years ago.
Me, and I can't tell if the Koreans were better I was laughing to much to hear
you know elementary bands only get to practice like once a week after school, right? they dont really get to practice that much, so i wouldnt say they were bad at least they were like trying!
Bruh I’m literally in 8th grade and I remember how in the beginning of 6th grade all band people were bomb
Is squidward there?
💀💀
Yes he is in the back
ZestySauze him and his cousins 😭
Whenever our band is doing bad I come back to this and know that everything will all right
same but with my oboe playing (the recording sounded so much worse than it did in the moment)
THIS IS ONLY HOT CROSS BUNS
I couldnt even tell what song they were playing
wait it is?
Is it rlly!?
theplacer gaming They were playing a piece called Bandroom Boogie, written by Michael Sweeney.
@@adastrapgh yeah, I played the same song in 6thgrade
I listen to this when I go bed
So I can assume you have some pretty bad nightmares then?
Brah there in elementary they’re still learning what do yall expect (other than a good sound)
The laugh of the person filming kills me XD
Guys there’s actually a really cool part at 2:55
That the best part!!
I'm in 8th grade and our band is 7/8th grade but the 7th graders just are not together and can't play the right notes.
u from quib bro?
Alrite I feel offended I’m a 7th grader and I’d say we are pretty good
-pretty good means that we only have to restart the song 3 times-
Wow how did they get the Egyptian military band to play at this school?
How can you clap to an audition when they played so badly like at the time they should’ve been ashamed of themselves
And in the background, an band instrument is squawking....I think it was a Sax
I play sax and when I squeak its so high pitch it puts flutes to shame
Lol I play flute I can squeak so you sure about that lol
Sounds more like clarinet
Props to the guy who tried to hold back his laughs while filming. I would've died laughing on the spot XD
I though my schools beginning band was bad but now I see this...
Comment area made me nervous because my son in fifth grade just joined the band. Lol.
I played this song in 6th grade, and it was 100 times better. It's called bandroom boogie for anyone curious
it''s a PIECE!!!
sorry, i'm the piece police
@@isaacchen1893 this song is good. Great. Now I'm wanted.
@@isaacchen1893 son, why is the FBI here?
This make my band look like the blue coats
And why did the conductor think this was a good idea
I thought the SAME thing! Those kids weren’t ready yet!
it’s 2019 know, so just imagine how good they are
They probably quit lmao
@@bun-bun5623 I bet nobody in this "band" plays an instrument anymore lol
If we’re being honest part of the reason why it sounds so bad is that they probably have cheap instruments
*now.
Guys watch Japan’s 2009 elementary orchestra thing it is so good and the kids there are roughly the same age as these ones.
I’m a clarinet player in 7th and the clarinets aren’t even playing the right notes 💀
They are in elementary u in middle
@@Abigail-zr7hm obviously I know that but still it shouldn’t be that bad for 2 years of experience it’s not that hard
@@noahp5111 they started at 5th grade and this is a 5th grade band