that would assume the board beeing 3d. i like the thought that they are teleporting to the targetsquare and in good old tf2 fashion just straight up telefragging what they land on.
This is always how I've understood it. The horse "jumps" by moving into the third dimension above the board and then returning to its original chessly plane at its destination.
@@RoundShades, I'm no physicist, but yes, you still have to transfer your atoms and using other dimensions allows you to fold space. Unless you destroy your body and just create a clone at the destination point.
Knights move by simply moving the entire universe around them while staying in place. To the pieces the knight looks like it is floating but the knights know what's going in
No joke I Actually know why the knight moves how it moves and I found it out myself whilst looking at the tiles in my bathroom. Take a five by five chessboard. Put a rook in the middle. Take away all the squares it can reach. Same with the bishop. The Squares remaining are the knight squares. youre welcome, that also explains why it jumps
@@victor_creator yes, even tho i like the long explaination better because the knights abilities must be somewhat balanced to the other pieces (bishop and rook)
This almost reminds me to the suggestion I keep putting up on the Discord, except it’s pretty much impossible to capture every enemy knight without losing one of your own.
Horses always require one of two things: Tasty grass, or the blood of the rider's enemies. One of them needs a reason to go to a square and so they charge in a direction looking for it. It always happens to be exactly two tiles in a given direction and then they look around left and right to find it.
The Knight Move is very simple. They can move to any square in the 24 squares around them except for any squares diagonal to them or on the same rank/file as them. Couldn't be simpler.
I always figured the knight, perhaps obviously, represents a horse and its rider. The horse can either leap over obstacles or can simply brute force through thin enough enemy lines by crashing through them (no one is gonna stand his ground against a speeding horse, so the enemies will move aside rather than be trampled), while the knight riding the horse attacks with a sideways movement to slash with his sword.
Clarification: I did not want to be disdainful, nor to insult anyone. Being a furry myself, I apologize if someone got offended by my coment, I wrote that regarding Simp's jan 12th 2024 video "This Is Why You Don't Auto Promote To Queen", taking the challenge "chess, but it's a furry convention...". Also, I just found Simp's phrase funny to repeat.
I love how every checkmate here is forced to be a smothered checkmate
the word "smothered" is just weird to me. I don't know, it sounds icky
When will simp do a 4 player chess? It would be fun to see 3 paid actors in one video
"I am better than my viewers: 1v3"
Don't think that's happening any time soon. He'd need to pay three actors... In this economy? No way
Just get unpaid actors bruh
@@FoxSlyme good idea, 3 unpaid actors
@@FoxSlyme but these actors also need to pay their rent 😱
Knights move like worms from Dune -- they go under the board and pop up in the right place consuming any enemy figure that was standing on that place
that would assume the board beeing 3d.
i like the thought that they are teleporting to the targetsquare and in good old tf2 fashion just straight up telefragging what they land on.
@@mauer1 old good tf2 (old good q3 arena(old good q2))
Shai Equus
@@grafd7467(old good Q1)
It's very simple, knights teleport to a square exactly √5 spaces away
came down here to say this, well done you put it much simpler than me...
This is always how I've understood it. The horse "jumps" by moving into the third dimension above the board and then returning to its original chessly plane at its destination.
@@genegray9895, wonder if that's all teleporting is, jumping out of the planear 3d space out into 4d space and then landing back onto it.
@@RoundShades, I'm no physicist, but yes, you still have to transfer your atoms and using other dimensions allows you to fold space.
Unless you destroy your body and just create a clone at the destination point.
*Rare footage of Simp winning two games of a variant but not saying 200% winrate.*
He didn't say he won the second one.
He said it went better than this one, which he won
@@EdKolisbetter content
Knights move by simply moving the entire universe around them while staying in place. To the pieces the knight looks like it is floating but the knights know what's going in
No joke I Actually know why the knight moves how it moves and I found it out myself whilst looking at the tiles in my bathroom. Take a five by five chessboard. Put a rook in the middle. Take away all the squares it can reach. Same with the bishop. The Squares remaining are the knight squares. youre welcome, that also explains why it jumps
More simply, the knight moves to all the spaces a queen can’t when placed in the center of a 5x5 board
Using bathroom tiles for chess? What is this, the 7th Guest?
@@victor_creator yes, even tho i like the long explaination better because the knights abilities must be somewhat balanced to the other pieces (bishop and rook)
the way knights move is that they charge 2 squares, then the horse takes a sudden turn because it was hungry and saw tasty grass to the side.
2:22 your PIPI will regret this
google en passant
Holy hell!
We don't know. The movement of the knight has been handed down from the beginning unchanged (as the rook).
Poor shogi knights though. They can only move to the two forward most squares that a chess knight can move to. Chaaaaaarge!
2 spaces up/down/left/right, then rotate 90 degrees in any direction and move one more space
Instructions unclear, levitating over the chess board
@@EdKolis I haven't seen any rule book saying that knights can't jump over the board as long as they land on a valid space
@@event-keystrim213 what if they dig down into the board?
@@EdKolis all is fine as long as the previous instructions are followed, AND they land on a valid space
I can't wait to see the next game that you played.
This almost reminds me to the suggestion I keep putting up on the Discord, except it’s pretty much impossible to capture every enemy knight without losing one of your own.
Some day someone needs to give Simp a challenge to perform an en pessant in a variant game.
simp is too powerful
I'm excited to see the next game!
Horses always require one of two things: Tasty grass, or the blood of the rider's enemies. One of them needs a reason to go to a square and so they charge in a direction looking for it. It always happens to be exactly two tiles in a given direction and then they look around left and right to find it.
-Knights- horsies are fast enough to charge through/past pieces safely, but not stop to fight
Knights move 3 spaces in any path you choose as long as you land on a different color than where you started
Nah. Everybody knows that knight moves like the letter Г.
So knights are Waluigi?
this is a cool variant actually, if you don't hate knights like me
He already explained the beginning question
suggestion: Make a chess bossfight variant
The Knight Move is very simple. They can move to any square in the 24 squares around them except for any squares diagonal to them or on the same rank/file as them. Couldn't be simpler.
The knight moves like a horse
Knights are just Dragoons from Final Fantasy.
Knights fly 3 squares at once in a zigzag motion, because they have horse.
Poor guy he got roasted X100000 today
I always figured the knight, perhaps obviously, represents a horse and its rider. The horse can either leap over obstacles or can simply brute force through thin enough enemy lines by crashing through them (no one is gonna stand his ground against a speeding horse, so the enemies will move aside rather than be trampled), while the knight riding the horse attacks with a sideways movement to slash with his sword.
You sounded like GLaDOS at the beginning of the video.
2:16 _-Coward!-_ or so I would have said, but I understand the sentiment with that pawn. However,
4:12 *thumbs down* _Booooo!_
We need a disclaimer next video
when are we getting a 4 player chess video
you credited the song used in the latter of the video
but what was the choirilic music in the beginning?
Now, this Is a real "furry con" chalenge. Let's go you filthy animals ❤
tf?
What did you just say to me? 😨
I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class at knight school and I have over 300 confirmed kills during my service in the Crusades...
Clarification:
I did not want to be disdainful, nor to insult anyone. Being a furry myself, I apologize if someone got offended by my coment, I wrote that regarding Simp's jan 12th 2024 video "This Is Why You Don't Auto Promote To Queen", taking the challenge "chess, but it's a furry convention...". Also, I just found Simp's phrase funny to repeat.
@@realmehuhn9437
I will literally never forgive you for this
no disclaimer sad :(
You should check out villagers chess, I'm #2 in that variation >.
Replacing all elites with Knights doesn't sound like normal Chess ... interesting variant though. Is this the first time we have an x-by-x with holes?
The king is kinda useless in this mode^^
not kinda, he is entirely useless
What’s the music that starts at 0:11?
I'd also like to know, there is something chilling about this tune.
Polumnia Omnia - HoYoMix
yes, he used Genshin OST for every introduction to a new chess variant
@@cindrmon Thank you!
+122 elo lmao
Is there any variant that Simp isn't perfect at?
Simp's points.from this one game already exceed the ELO of a 100 rated player. Fantastic.
Do the pawns on a/b/g/h promote on the sixth/third rank or do they just get trapped?
Simp is crazy good
Why no disclaimer? :(
LET'S GO BRICKKKKKKK
Simp definitely lost the second game lol
the fact that simp only pointed out 2000 on blitz but not bullet (2120)
Simp is brilliant
Video 62 of asking simp to play fps chess
first
edit: I love how savage you are this video
Hello
I only watch these for the disclaimer. Disliked.
Fake video. Everyone knows en passant is forced so you must have faked this
Did you deliberately replace all the appearance of the word pawn in the subtitles with porn?
bruh my comments were deleted
Nice
Which "second" comment is the first second and which is the second second
the first second was second
Borst
Borst
Chest
Google en passant
second
1st second