Kung Pow: Enter the Fist - Nostalgia Critic

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    The bizarre comedy from 2002 has gotten a lot of requests for Nostalgia Critic in the past. Will he get into it's odd humor or will it leave a punch to the gut? Let's take a look at Kung Pow: Enter the fist.
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    Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is a 2002 American martial arts comedy film that parodies Hong Kong action cinema. Written, directed by and starring Steve Oedekerk, it uses footage from the 1976 Hong Kong martial arts film Tiger & Crane Fists (also called Savage Killers), along with new footage shot by Oedekerk, to create an original, unrelated plot.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  3 місяці тому +129

    This movie is WILD!! Thoughts on Kung Pow: Enter the Fist?
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    • @havdroid9769
      @havdroid9769 3 місяці тому +2

      Pretty please, it is the day 136 waiting for the ,,G-force " movie review by the ,,Nostalgia Critic" himself! Please see this Doug!

    • @ekmalsukarno2302
      @ekmalsukarno2302 3 місяці тому +3

      Nostalgia Critic, can you please review the Wild Thornberrys Movie. It stars your favorite actor, Tim Curry.

    • @MrSamsticks
      @MrSamsticks 3 місяці тому +4

      havent even watched the review yet just gonna say i love this movie. its insane but entertaining :D

    • @Sharingan1230
      @Sharingan1230 3 місяці тому +5

      review
      * Norbit (long awaited request)
      * The Benchwarmers
      * The Spy Next Door (for Nostalgia-ween)
      * The New Guy
      * Without a Paddle
      * A Night at the Roxbury
      * Planet 51
      * Big Momma’s House trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review)
      * Date Night
      * Megamind (for the Peacock movie sequel coming March 1st)
      * Rush Hour trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review & the 4th movie is greenlit)
      * Bad Boys trilogy (as a all 3 in 1 full review & the 4th movie is coming this summer)
      * Gay Purr-ee
      * Hey Arnold the movie
      * The Wild Thornberrys Movie
      * Looney Tunes Back in Action
      do Sequel Month 3.0 on:
      * Balto 3: Wings of Change (you reviewed 1 & 2 but not the 3rd one to complete the trilogy)
      * Rugrats in Paris
      * Rugrats Go Wild
      ^ do The Wild Thorn Berrys movie after Rugrats in Paris BEFORE Rugrats Go Wild, you need to do the sequels next

    • @air03man
      @air03man 3 місяці тому +3

      To be Honest Critic "Kung Pow enter the fist" is just silly but stupid in a weird way someone remind me why are we watching this ?

  • @BigRig97
    @BigRig97 3 місяці тому +1013

    "We like this now?"
    Considering the fact that I tend to quote this movie on the daily, yes.

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 3 місяці тому +44

      I always loved it

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 3 місяці тому +23

      Me and my buddies quote this movie all the time. We actually derailed a couple D&D sessions by going from quoting to reenacting whole bits we had to limit how often we quoted it 😂

    • @UJEvans
      @UJEvans 3 місяці тому +25

      I've never not liked this movie

    • @6324MR
      @6324MR 3 місяці тому +30

      This movie is not badong.

    • @SireRose
      @SireRose 3 місяці тому +27

      I was never aware of a time or era where anyone ever had said they disliked this film

  • @steved3737
    @steved3737 3 місяці тому +642

    "Do we like this now?"
    WE'VE ALWAYS LIKED IT

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 місяці тому +33

      And to be honest this could be one of those movies that when we watched it we started to slowly realize that most critics don't know what they're talking about and that we really do need to just watch a movie to get our own opinion about it.

    • @Northlander72
      @Northlander72 3 місяці тому +2

      YES!

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 2 місяці тому +1

      Always have.

    • @Guidingleech
      @Guidingleech 2 місяці тому +7

      A childhood favorite

    • @kylemclaughlin2006
      @kylemclaughlin2006 2 місяці тому +7

      Thank you. Still bummed there's not another Kung Pow movie

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 місяці тому +453

    Doug: "Wait, this film was always funny?"
    Audience: "Always has been."

    • @brixtongun
      @brixtongun 2 місяці тому +9

      Audience: we thought you were a film critic.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 2 місяці тому +5

      @@brixtongun Nobody ever thought that...

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 2 місяці тому

      The only place that I've even heard of this movie being seen as 'bad' was in this review. To this day the Betty scene is an inside joke with me and my sister.@@grabble7605

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp День тому

      Nah, 95% of this movie is trash with 5% gold lmao.

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 3 місяці тому +125

    THIS IS WHERE THE "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke." JOKE CAME FROM!

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak 3 місяці тому +1029

    man i was straight up worried Doug wasnt going to like this one lol. One of my all time fav films

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 3 місяці тому +16

      HE'S FUNNIEST WHEN HE HATES SOMETHING EVEN SOMETHING THAT I LOVE

    • @NerdsterStein
      @NerdsterStein 3 місяці тому +3

      oh my gosh hi! I didn't know you watched doug!

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 місяці тому +3

      .

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 3 місяці тому +7

      Half way through the video I was worried it would be a movie he thinks really drops off later in the movie.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 3 місяці тому +6

      One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic reviews is CONGO Now anyone who's a fan of The Nostalgia Critic knows that Doug INFAMOUSLY HATES CONGO. I think Doug was WAY OFF ON CONGO in his review But like I said he's FUNNIEST when he HATES something even if I disagree with his opinion

  • @thunderpantz
    @thunderpantz 3 місяці тому +592

    "At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws...."
    *They hurt like crap, man!*

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 3 місяці тому +28

      The fact that no one uploaded that specific part to UA-cam still pisses me off. Literally my favorite part of the movie.

    • @kaijinu
      @kaijinu 3 місяці тому +14

      Insert genuine painful screams*
      OOOoooOooooooohhHhhHhHHH!!!!

    • @Redlanevo8
      @Redlanevo8 3 місяці тому +12

      Shirt rippa!

    • @slavwal941
      @slavwal941 2 місяці тому +2

      Whaaaalee..

  • @AwsmChimera
    @AwsmChimera 2 місяці тому +114

    "You go this way; I'll go home" is a line I still use whenever I brief new workers at my job since I tend to do so at the end of my shift.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 місяці тому +14

      When I worked at Taco Bell, I would sing "Taco Bell, Taco Bell, I'm an employee at Taco Bell!"

    • @kingofpoptarts3604
      @kingofpoptarts3604 Місяць тому +3

      My favorite is I implore to reconsider

    • @MaxxdOut313
      @MaxxdOut313 11 днів тому

      @@kingofpoptarts3604 OKAY!

  • @demonbushido
    @demonbushido 3 місяці тому +88

    The Taco Bell product placement is legitimately something I still think about years later.

    • @Deladus
      @Deladus Місяць тому +4

      Tell me if you see a Radio Shack.

    • @yoshim616
      @yoshim616 19 днів тому +1

      🎶enchirito nacho buritto 🎶

  • @ThZuao
    @ThZuao 3 місяці тому +240

    "We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" has been in my lexicon for 20 years.
    Saw it as a kid and it's still soooo goofy it's hilarious 20 years later.

    • @wolfbane1013
      @wolfbane1013 3 місяці тому +14

      Wimp lo is my favourite character in the movie bro. His fucking squeaky shoes kill me

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 місяці тому +9

      @@wolfbane1013 [gets kick in the face] "Ha! Face to Foot style, how do you like it?"

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 місяці тому +3

      The one joke that really stuck with me since childhood was when the bad guy changed his name to Betty for no reason

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 3 місяці тому

      The funniest part? Real life martial arts schools actually did that to prospective students they considered unworthy.

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 3 місяці тому +5

      "I'm sure on some planet your style is quite impressive, but your weak link is... this is earth"
      Still one of my favorite movie insults.

  • @edgelordleon5859
    @edgelordleon5859 2 місяці тому +32

    Kung Pow is a classic. I've always loved this movie. So many quotable lines.
    1) "I implore you to reconsider."
    2) "Face to foot style, how'd you like it?"
    3) "Swingin' the chain. Swingin' the chain. Swingin' the chain."
    4) "THAT'S ALLOTA NUTS!!!"
    5) "My nose is bleeding. Making me the victor."

  • @MultiBeerme
    @MultiBeerme 3 місяці тому +31

    "You broke a thermometer in my hands"

    • @TerbInYourFace
      @TerbInYourFace 3 місяці тому +7

      "Rub it all in my hair." 😂

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 2 місяці тому +5

      I was at the Renaissance Faire and this dude says to this snack stand guy "I'll take a pound of nuts please" and his buddy next to him giggles. Then I take a deep breath and roar as loud as I can "THATS A LOTTA NUTS!" and at least 20 dudes within earshot start laughing. Everyone loves this movie, I'm sure of it.

  • @djh491
    @djh491 3 місяці тому +193

    Every time I introduce someone to this movie, the "So cute... Bye bye" scene at the beginning always gets a big laugh.

    • @sarahtelles1931
      @sarahtelles1931 3 місяці тому +14

      I haven't seen this for many many years and I was a child then for some strange reason I at least remember the Neosporin song

    • @darkestatheist
      @darkestatheist 3 місяці тому +6

      its a classic xD

    • @CD-Gaming
      @CD-Gaming 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah, I did not expect that, it still had not become apparent jus how surreal it was going to get when I first saw it!

    • @Marjax
      @Marjax 3 місяці тому +3

      I sing it every time I use it, like my finger is bleeding and hurts like hell but I'm happy to have an excuse to go "neo, ba ba, sporin!"

    • @ozzieansari5799
      @ozzieansari5799 3 місяці тому +5

      That's what told me right away I was going to like it. Still one of the funniest things I've seen. It's so mean, but like, not? She's sweet about it lol

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL 3 місяці тому +195

    THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

    • @phosphorusblade6911
      @phosphorusblade6911 3 місяці тому +36

      *HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS.*

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 3 місяці тому +5

      Good luck getting any fast food entree for that much now that printer go brrrr and somebody had the bright idea of shutting down pipelines. I paid $6 for a McDouble at a McDonald’s a few weeks ago. Not the meal, no drink, nothing else: SIX DOLLARS just for a sandwich that was on the Dollar Menu a few years ago. I think maybe this particular franchisee might have been taking advantage of the fact that the store was in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, but still…

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh, hey, you got a FF14 Profile pic.

    • @Skull_E_Duggery
      @Skull_E_Duggery Місяць тому

      Back in my day you could get 2 filet o fish for 5 bucks bow its 1 for $6

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative 2 місяці тому +30

    The hell you mean, "we like this NOW"? We've loved it since it came out.

  • @flcl666flcl
    @flcl666flcl 3 місяці тому +75

    "Let me know, if you see, a Radio Shack."

  • @jackburton3212
    @jackburton3212 3 місяці тому +270

    "I'm bleeding, making me the victor."
    Wimp Lo
    😂😂

    • @legomenjj
      @legomenjj 2 місяці тому +17

      How you like my Face to Foot Style

    • @CaecoAequitas1
      @CaecoAequitas1 2 місяці тому

      @@legomenjj oh yeah try my nuts to your fist style

  • @Sir_Stalker
    @Sir_Stalker 3 місяці тому +422

    One of my all time favorites:
    “Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong! From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab!”

    • @BlasterBand
      @BlasterBand 3 місяці тому +8

      Words to live by.

    • @chrisblanc663
      @chrisblanc663 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 3 місяці тому +20

      the best part is when he goes to bring wimplo back from the dead and he is still dead

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 3 місяці тому +4

      I engraved this on the chair I built with my grandpa

    • @sneanas3996
      @sneanas3996 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @evilmidget
    @evilmidget 3 місяці тому +56

    The DVD of this movie is GOLD. It was the first DVD I ever remember exploring every nook and cranny of for extras. What's REALLY fun is doing a double feature of Tiger and Crane Fists and Kung Pow. It's beyond surreal, especially considering how out-of-order the footage Kung Pow used actually is.

    • @ErickC
      @ErickC 2 місяці тому

      "I... like... those... a lot. Big bombs go ka-bang!"

  • @adorablecreature79
    @adorablecreature79 3 місяці тому +370

    Absolutely love this movie for it's absurdity. In fact, my text notification screams "THATS A LOT OF NUTS!!"

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 3 місяці тому +3

      Agreed.

    • @6324MR
      @6324MR 3 місяці тому +10

      It was not badong.

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 3 місяці тому +4

      @@6324MR This comment deserves an award. 😂

    • @patrickjohnson1649
      @patrickjohnson1649 3 місяці тому +17

      “THAT’LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY!
      YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?”

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 3 місяці тому +14

      "HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!!"

  • @SuperKillJoy15
    @SuperKillJoy15 3 місяці тому +53

    "Then, he told me of its signifigance"
    "It will be...signifigant"

    • @damosanchex
      @damosanchex Місяць тому +4

      and then, he killed the dog

  • @moorsh88
    @moorsh88 3 місяці тому +132

    "Wait, maybe that means Wimp Lo is still alive!"
    *flies buzzing*

    • @thebananamelon5065
      @thebananamelon5065 2 місяці тому +14

      It was how Wimp Lo died that was so fucking hilarious to me “hehe! Right into my trap!”
      *gets clawed and dies*
      Since he was trained wrong, he walked into his own fucking trap

    • @clearcat7296
      @clearcat7296 2 місяці тому +3

      I always thought his name was Wind Blow.....funny either way!

    • @eriktelles9663
      @eriktelles9663 2 місяці тому +5

      "Oh"

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 3 місяці тому +1378

    Fun Fact: To create the effect of bad dubbing, writer Steve Oedekerk wrote a script of nonsensical dialogue for the actors to say. The real dialogue was dubbed during post-production. For example, when Chosen One says, "But, isn't Betty a woman's name?" If you read his lips, he says, "But, isn't Yahtzee a family game?"

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 3 місяці тому +221

      The single best one was "I implore you to reconsider" delivered flatly dubbed over an intensely-emotive "I'M SOMEBODY'S MOMMY!"

    • @OH_MY_DOGGG
      @OH_MY_DOGGG 3 місяці тому +60

      "Isnt Betty a Womans Name" = "Isnt Trouble a Family Game"

    • @ZackT9225
      @ZackT9225 3 місяці тому +105

      And the DVD still has that as a language option

    • @JakeTheArmyGuy
      @JakeTheArmyGuy 3 місяці тому +43

      @@ZackT9225 That was the best part of the DVD!

    • @deadbynightupbylunch
      @deadbynightupbylunch 3 місяці тому +85

      On the DVD special features you could watch the Nonsensical version of the movie where you hear what the actors are actually saying.

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 3 місяці тому +23

    I love the smug “THE EVIL COUNCIL ARE ALIENS!!!”

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 2 місяці тому +3

      the best part is how, its basically a prequel to destiny.

  • @tajniak4335
    @tajniak4335 3 місяці тому +18

    Ironically while this movie feels like a UA-cam parody poop with a budget, it's by far the funniest in the moments which didn't require a budget. The scenes and jokes requiring "special effects" with the cow or aliens are kind of "eh". The ones which just involve immature goofing around are hilarious. The utterly ridiculous lines like
    "I implore you to reconsider",
    "I don't like him. Let's kill him",
    "Welcome Master Pain, it's an honour having you beating random people at our town",
    "He's an idiot. We trained him wrong as a joke",
    the guy nodding yes but saying "No. I do not understand"
    or the girl and the villain just making silly noises at each other - are the highlights of the movie.
    This is one the goofiest movies I can think of but this is what it was supposed to be and it works.

    • @marcosdheleno
      @marcosdheleno 2 місяці тому

      i still defend that the titanic joke was amazing.

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette 2 місяці тому

      I do like the after credit scene with the cow.

  • @Birdseed99
    @Birdseed99 3 місяці тому +241

    "I had two options,
    A, dodge the claw and kick him in the face with a spinning back kick,
    or B, take the claw to the face, roll on the ground and die."
    *Gets hit in the face with the claw*
    "Should have gone with A!"
    This movie was my childhood sleepover movie id show to all my friends , thanks Mr Critic for giving it the light of day.

    • @lackinganame7857
      @lackinganame7857 3 місяці тому +2

      That's where I first saw this too.

    • @ArcaneEther
      @ArcaneEther 3 місяці тому +8

      "Shirt ripper!"

    • @Cross177
      @Cross177 3 місяці тому +6

      “Don’t want none unless you got buns hun!!!”

    • @boydebrook
      @boydebrook 3 місяці тому +6

      "You must be quite the fighter to make it past my cow!"

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 2 місяці тому +2

      Almost every time someone complains to me "Oh man this shitty thing happened to me blah blah..and it sucked" I will hear in my head "Should have gone with A!"

  • @wladimir.Quiroz
    @wladimir.Quiroz 3 місяці тому +138

    "That's a lot of nuts". It cracks me every time

    • @thebroken0wastaken
      @thebroken0wastaken 3 місяці тому +3

      whenever someone around me says "nuts", I feel compelled to say this line

    • @KeiuroFanForever
      @KeiuroFanForever 3 місяці тому +7

      He just left, with NUTS!

    • @Leviathandk
      @Leviathandk 2 місяці тому +9

      DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!?

    • @Exhumed.Consumed
      @Exhumed.Consumed 2 місяці тому +9

      My kids love randomly shouting “THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!” Love that it transcends the generations

    • @saltierdongs7760
      @saltierdongs7760 2 місяці тому +1

      THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABYYYY

  • @Invisiblekatana
    @Invisiblekatana 3 місяці тому +17

    "That's a lotta nuts!" is a core memory for me that I can always return to, loved this movie as a kid.

  • @chaseh432
    @chaseh432 2 місяці тому +11

    One of my family's favorite movies growing up! "I am a great magician! Your shirt is red now!"

  • @ThePrindle
    @ThePrindle 3 місяці тому +172

    "We are both ventriloquists..."
    The number of lines that have lived on in my house for the last 20 years is ridiculous and I love that it's getting some love here.

    • @dont_take_it_personal
      @dont_take_it_personal 3 місяці тому +9

      "Mmm, your tricks won't work on me, Ventriloquists"

    • @MultiBeerme
      @MultiBeerme 3 місяці тому +8

      ...and now we're upside down.
      I'm swinging a bit more.
      I'm swinging a bit less.

    • @jeremymontgomery9354
      @jeremymontgomery9354 3 місяці тому +2

      Can't believe NC jumped straight over the ventriloquists, unlike ventriloquists over the wall

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 3 місяці тому +1

      @@MultiBeerme "but we both swing if you know what I mean"

    • @matsug5704
      @matsug5704 2 місяці тому +1

      THATS A LOT OF NUTS! gets me everytime, love this movie so much xD

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 3 місяці тому +149

    I remember a long time ago when my master told me there would be a chosen one
    "There will be a chosen one"

    • @sammisabbie
      @sammisabbie 3 місяці тому +39

      And then, he told me of the significance.
      "It will be significant"

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@sammisabbieand then...he killed...the dog...

    • @thachocolategod
      @thachocolategod 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@shioriryukaze*master strains and pushes out a soft fart, dog is heard whining and hits the ground dead*

    • @ssjzero64
      @ssjzero64 2 місяці тому +8

      @@thachocolategod I officially now know too much, and why are you in bed!?

    • @arcturiandreamer
      @arcturiandreamer 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ssjzero64 Oh, you won't believe what happened next...

  • @JasonsBasementBand
    @JasonsBasementBand 2 місяці тому +8

    I stand by this for 20 years now: this is the funniest movie I’ve ever seen, and it gets funnier every time I rewatch it.

  • @NONE.Dragon
    @NONE.Dragon 3 місяці тому +6

    "He then told me of the significance"
    "It will be significant"
    "And then he killed the dog"

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc 3 місяці тому +156

    15:04 "Water everywhere. All over me. I'm getting wet. I'm falling, you're falling, we're falling....WHALE!"

    • @Xenunnaki
      @Xenunnaki 3 місяці тому +16

      Me and my friend quoted this in the theater watching Thor Ragnarok, when Hulk and Fenrir went over the waterfall. We couldn't stop laughing and everyone else was annoyed with us

    • @inserttext2412
      @inserttext2412 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Xenunnaki The whale part is a staple of my references.

    • @chsparkle
      @chsparkle 3 місяці тому +1

      That was my favourite scene 😂😂

    • @jasonbleau4646
      @jasonbleau4646 3 місяці тому +1

      Just so random. I'm actually shocked NC didn't comment on that moment

    • @slayerofthebuzz1
      @slayerofthebuzz1 2 місяці тому +3

      🎵Swinging a chain, just swinging a chain. . .🎵

  • @bphater31
    @bphater31 3 місяці тому +99

    "Who are you?"
    "Ling's father... weeu weeu weeuu..."

    • @gilessaint-loup2426
      @gilessaint-loup2426 3 місяці тому +11

      "Oh dear..."

    • @LTJfan
      @LTJfan 2 місяці тому +1

      No one man can defeat Betty

    • @godot210
      @godot210 Місяць тому

      If you two girls are done kissing, I've got some ASS KICKING FOR YOU!

  • @infernalkiwi
    @infernalkiwi 2 місяці тому +5

    i stumbled across this in 2007 and has been a go to ever since. glad to see more come around on this immense editing project.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 3 місяці тому +9

    "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!", Imagine if that guy dubbed over Matthew Broderick in Godzilla (1998)

  • @symmetricasymmetric9154
    @symmetricasymmetric9154 3 місяці тому +267

    Kung Pow is basically a youtube poop distributed by a big studio and this thing alone make me apreciate it even more

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 2 місяці тому +22

      More like an Abridged series.

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 2 місяці тому +3

      It's nothing like that though...

    • @resortX
      @resortX 2 місяці тому +3

      ah nice, looked for the guidance. On point man. So you must be a latter of BLR :D.

  • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
    @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 місяці тому +297

    NC: "I'll never review it. Never review it. Never review it. Never review it, never. Don't you see I won't review it?"
    Fans: "I implore you to reconsider."
    NC: "Hmmmmmm, OK!"

    • @miquebts
      @miquebts 3 місяці тому +17

      Wiiiu wiu

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 3 місяці тому +12

      Quote that film, if you're so great.

    • @ZackT9225
      @ZackT9225 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@hyde5213 I'm sure on some planet your style is good. But, your weak link is, this is earth.

    • @paratrooper8266
      @paratrooper8266 2 місяці тому

      damn it I was going to write that!

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 місяці тому

      Bethesda dialogue.

  • @angelmiron1991
    @angelmiron1991 3 місяці тому +5

    The outtakes on the end credits are hilarious especially with tounguie winking

  • @Gambini_93
    @Gambini_93 2 місяці тому +4

    The Movie that Kung Pow Enter The Fists is parodying is called Tiger and Crane Fists which came out in 1976

  • @trevorchristensen4743
    @trevorchristensen4743 3 місяці тому +57

    "You go this way...I'll go home." One of my favorite scenes in the movie that I quote a lot

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 місяці тому +1

      Hahaha! Was looking for this quote. I don't know why but I have to pause the film laughing so hard at that scene alone. Its just so well timed as he runs off camera too.

    • @jarlnieminen4307
      @jarlnieminen4307 2 місяці тому

      I say this once a week at work. Still!

  • @Kyto1984
    @Kyto1984 3 місяці тому +57

    "We like this now?"
    Where the hell have YOU been? We've always like this!

    • @eatmysteel
      @eatmysteel 3 місяці тому +4

      This was the comment I was looking for

  • @Onebadcajun
    @Onebadcajun 3 місяці тому +4

    Been waiting a long time for this. Before I watch, I will say that for me and my wife as a couple, this is the perfect intersection of our humor. Nothing was funnier than watching people leave the theatre as we cackled hysterically. This film is for a very weird crowd, and I count myself among them.

  • @HeartDAlyson
    @HeartDAlyson 2 місяці тому +2

    the joke that stuck the most with me is the intermission.
    "go get some snacks, perhaps a car-bo-nated soda?"

  • @GangsterGamer9613
    @GangsterGamer9613 3 місяці тому +144

    Wait. The guy who made Barnyard and Jimmy Neutron is the one who made THIS....oh boy, we are in for one heck of a ride with this one.

    • @HermitKing731
      @HermitKing731 3 місяці тому +26

      He probably wanted to turn the cow kung fu scene into a movie and that's how he came up with barnyard. Guy just thinks cows doing kung fu is funny i guess.

    • @GangsterGamer9613
      @GangsterGamer9613 3 місяці тому +7

      Well, he found out by critics that idea was a UDDER disaster.

    • @PHSDM104
      @PHSDM104 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@GangsterGamer9613 Don't you mean UDDER disaster?
      Yeah, I'll see myself out.

    • @GangsterGamer9613
      @GangsterGamer9613 3 місяці тому +3

      @@PHSDM104 Yeah, I meant to say that.

    • @buickgnx88
      @buickgnx88 21 день тому

      He also directed Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, which is partly why I think so many people (like myself) prefer it over the first movie!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 місяці тому +187

    I wish they made a sequel, with the chosen one fighting off the farm animals. That was great, with him saying, "I see you brought your friends this time."

    • @ShahroozSmith
      @ShahroozSmith 3 місяці тому +15

      New headcanon: This movie is the prequel to Nickelodeon's classic _Barnyard_ where the animals defeated the Chosen One and are now hiding in plain sight acting as regular animals.

    • @patrickjohnson1649
      @patrickjohnson1649 3 місяці тому +3

      Your Move Disney.

    • @NewCanada
      @NewCanada 3 місяці тому +10

      I read somewhere from Bob that the sequel was going to be a Spaghetti Western.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 3 місяці тому +4

      A sequel was too good to happen. It's kind of like how 22 Jump Street did with that montage of the upcoming movies.

    • @VinluvAntonHandesbukia
      @VinluvAntonHandesbukia 3 місяці тому

      @@NewCanada oh like "Kung Fu" the 70s tv show.

  • @brixtongun
    @brixtongun 2 місяці тому +3

    On day while playing OverWatch i noticed a player on the other team was named Master Betty. I messaged him "but isn't Betty a woman's name" and quoted the movie back to me. This movie is an underatted classic if course we love it.

  • @nesterosan
    @nesterosan 3 місяці тому +15

    Betty: Hmmm. Taigar.... Taigar, taigar taigar. Hmmm. Bird.... Birdy, birdy, birdy.
    Later
    Hengeman: kroko kroko.
    Betty: hmmm i'm a birdy too.
    I quoted this all trough Highschool, nobody knew what the hell i was talking about. I just said "watch Kung Pow enter the fist", after that the whole school went around and Taigar, taigar, taigar. And when you herd someone kroko'ed, we answerd "i'm a birdy too". Ahhh good times.

    • @CaecoAequitas1
      @CaecoAequitas1 2 місяці тому

      fucking hell,,,,,I say that way too much when a bird comes up, and just in the voice too

  • @GradualGhost
    @GradualGhost 3 місяці тому +59

    "We like this now?!"
    There was a time we didn't?

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 3 місяці тому +2

      Most definitely. It was negatively reviewed and critics compared unfavorably to Masters Of Disguise (a legit bad movie from the same year of 2002).

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 місяці тому +3

      @@rommix0 But that doesn’t mean fans ever hated it

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 3 місяці тому +70

    Master Betty: Orson!
    Henchmen: Welles.

  • @void870
    @void870 3 місяці тому +4

    I was the perfect age for this movie to come out lol
    I was young enough to get a big laugh at how silly it is, and as I got older, I saw the amount of layers to the jokes there were. This movie is always going to have a special place in my heart

  • @michaelreeve-fowkes7100
    @michaelreeve-fowkes7100 3 місяці тому +3

    Honestly, this one needs a first viewing with Doug and Rob because I can picture some of the commentary being stunning.

  • @moyluna1589
    @moyluna1589 3 місяці тому +329

    🎶 Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito 🎶

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  3 місяці тому +77

      Product placement!

    • @El_Bastardo
      @El_Bastardo 3 місяці тому +60

      Nacho burrito!

    • @THExMRxLOKKI
      @THExMRxLOKKI 3 місяці тому +13

      “Oh, Cho’Zen Wan, I didn’t recognize you without crap in your pants…”

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@ChannelAwesomeNext Nostalgia Critic Reviews Suggestions:
      RV with Robin Williams
      Re-Animated from CN
      Clifford the Big Red Dog 2019
      Doogal
      Arctic Dogs
      Captain UnderPants
      Tiny Toons: How I Spent My Vacation
      Mr Popper's Penguins
      Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
      Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3

    • @deadking8671
      @deadking8671 3 місяці тому +3

      NACHO BURRITO!!

  • @BrandontheBeldam2993
    @BrandontheBeldam2993 3 місяці тому +103

    “You go that way. I’ll go Home!”😂
    Im sorry despite what critics thought of this film I was the right age when it came to laugh at it. The quick zoom in shots alone crack me up.

    • @AlexDUDEMantale
      @AlexDUDEMantale 3 місяці тому +3

      I actually still say that sometimes, and people give me weird looks

  • @jackburrows1071
    @jackburrows1071 2 місяці тому +2

    i found a copy of the dvd on the side of the road while hungover, took it home put it in dvd player and loved it

  • @avaldez141
    @avaldez141 3 місяці тому +3

    " That's a lot of nuts!" I just quoted this movie yesterday...so good

  • @Void_Out
    @Void_Out 3 місяці тому +47

    “You got that way, I’ll go home” has been in my vocabulary for way too long.

  • @gokuisard
    @gokuisard 3 місяці тому +94

    "Tiger, tiger...birdie birdie, BURDIE birdie, birdie. I am a great great magician and your clothes are red!" Cracked me up since it's release. Got it on dvd and often rewatch it 😍❤️

    • @robertsissco2439
      @robertsissco2439 3 місяці тому

      I found a copy for\ $0.99 while on the 50% off rack at a used video store. I paid $0.50 for my copy and I love it

  • @Faltzerbeast90
    @Faltzerbeast90 2 місяці тому +2

    I still say "weo weo weo!!!" 😂 and use the Betty voice

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 2 місяці тому +2

    "we like this now?"
    I've *ALWAYS* loved this movie, showed it to all my friends and all loved it too, we constantly quote it

  • @DarkSoulSama
    @DarkSoulSama 3 місяці тому +43

    "And then... he killed... the dog..."

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil27 3 місяці тому +89

    "We like this now?"
    What the hell you talking about? I always liked it.

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 3 місяці тому +2

      Same. I still own my vhs copy of it.

    • @jesusromanpadro3853
      @jesusromanpadro3853 3 місяці тому +2

      I just find out people didn't like this movie when it came out.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 3 місяці тому +1

      I've never heard of this movie until right now

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 3 місяці тому

      @@tristanhartup4936 Yeah exactly. 20th Century Fox absolutely buried this movie just like they buried Monkeybone. I too have never heard of it until now.

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Gamer3427loaned the DVD to an ex and I never saw it again.
      Still pissed about it

  • @lassolegenda
    @lassolegenda 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm convinced that the Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams could've done the cow bit justice, in pre-CGI day no less. I don't know how but based on their Swedish bookstore, underwater saloon fight and cow disguise bits from Top Secrets, they would find a way.
    Also, Oedekerk looks like Kevin Nealon and I don't know what to do with that information.

  • @XZ-III
    @XZ-III 2 місяці тому +2

    " The Chose ONE ! "
    " I'm coming ! " that's mostly what i remember from this movie

    • @MSLcorp
      @MSLcorp 2 місяці тому +1

      With my friend, we use these lines back and forth time to time

  • @jamesa120
    @jamesa120 3 місяці тому +50

    My brother and I quote this movie on a weekly basis. It was our favorite growing up. Still love the line, “you go this way, I’ll go home” and when Ling kept saying “wee-ooh wee-ooh” and “wegh”.

  • @EBTheOriginalMaster
    @EBTheOriginalMaster 3 місяці тому +57

    A 69% Audience score? Nice! 😏

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 3 місяці тому

    This is on my list of top comedies and it warms my heart to see that Doug gave this his blessing and enjoyed it too.

  • @Bluemilk92
    @Bluemilk92 2 місяці тому +1

    Yay, I get a reason to rewatch this! Thanks Master Critic!

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 3 місяці тому +50

    I think the narration helps a lot. Some of the funniest lines are from the narrator.
    “ that day the chosen one learned a valuable lesson. Iron claws hurt like crap man!!”
    😂😂

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 3 місяці тому +8

      And so he walked, and walked, and walked, and sometimes...
      drove.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 3 місяці тому

      @@nathank2289 😂😂😂

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 3 місяці тому +2

      @@nathank2289 ..and occasionally partied with the desert creatures!

  • @chungin955
    @chungin955 3 місяці тому +30

    the fact that the dogs bark is out of since plus he never interacts with it as well is just extra frosting on the cake

  • @matics358
    @matics358 3 місяці тому +1

    I had this on VHS growing up and would watch it 3-5 times a day sometimes!
    This comedy was ahead of its time.

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 2 місяці тому +1

    “We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.”
    Lmao, haha

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 3 місяці тому +82

    From the brilliant mind who brought you Barnyard and Jimmy neutron.

  • @snuffdbacon8891
    @snuffdbacon8891 3 місяці тому +30

    20 years later I still quote this movie. "We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke" and "leap the wall if yours so great" are everyday quotes I use

  • @JuryRigged
    @JuryRigged 3 місяці тому +1

    Kung Pow is definitely one of my guilty favorites to just put on for a chuckle. While the effects are sometimes a little iffy, the end result of 'let's take a 30+ year old movie and edit a guy into it' is impressive. Some of the behind-the-scenes where they have the 'actual' audio where he's saying random (but specific) words so they can dub over it later just adds another layer to the dedication.

  • @noproblemjustkidding
    @noproblemjustkidding 28 днів тому +1

    I LOVED this movie as a kid - watched it dozens upon dozens of times with my friend and forced my sisters to watch it too. So happy to see reactions to things that didn't exist with UA-cam.

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 3 місяці тому +23

    Audience score: 69%
    Yeah that seems about right.

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 3 місяці тому +37

    I remember long ago actually watching "Tiger & Crane Fists" On UA-cam. (The film Kung Pow lifted most of its footage from) And within the comments, people were putting time stamps and quoting lines from Kung Pow within certain scenes which gives you an idea of how memorable and Iconic that film was despite it being a parody.

  • @Mad77max77
    @Mad77max77 3 місяці тому +1

    The fight with the cow is A CLASSIC !

  • @CatsOverdrive
    @CatsOverdrive 2 місяці тому +1

    First saw this as a teen. The first movie that made my jaws hurt from laughing. The baby down cliff intro, "I don't know", "THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!!!", "weeeoooo", "Your suit is red...", so many stupid quotes in this movie that's still stuck to me to this day.

  • @PHSDM104
    @PHSDM104 3 місяці тому +18

    "CHOSEN ONE!"
    "I'M COMING!"

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 3 місяці тому +96

    There are many funny lines in this movie; but, my favorite one is when Betty arrives in town and they're looking for the Chosen One and you can hear one guy in the background saying, "Hey guys, what's going on?!"

    • @robinkholmes7127
      @robinkholmes7127 3 місяці тому +5

      Mine might be the scene with a seemingly long explanation and then all you hear is "I dun know."

    • @MultiBoxingKid
      @MultiBoxingKid 3 місяці тому +5

      After that, we see him get beat up.

    • @jrvaters915
      @jrvaters915 3 місяці тому

      Totally agree. It’s one of the best lines in the movie

    • @projectxs107
      @projectxs107 3 місяці тому +2

      "You go that way, I'll go home!"

  • @matsug5704
    @matsug5704 2 місяці тому

    All time favorite comedy gold! A couple of friends and I couldnt stop repeting some of the dialogue scenes, its so good!!!

  • @montyturner6511
    @montyturner6511 2 місяці тому +1

    The cow fighting is so hilariously awesome. 😂

    • @MusikCassette
      @MusikCassette 2 місяці тому +1

      I think it is just a set up for the mid credit scene.

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 3 місяці тому +54

    Incidentally, *all* of the dialogue (except for "Whoa", the one-breasted woman) is done by Oedekerk himself. The initial plan was to have a bunch of people doing the dub, but after he recorded some placeholder audio for Master Pain and Ling, they decided that was *way* funnier.
    Also, that scene at 8:30 is precisely why the producers picked the movie for it, too!

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw Місяць тому

      Even Ling? I thought that was Miss Piggy’s voice.

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer Місяць тому

      @@Dennis-nc3vw
      According to Wikipedia - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pow!_Enter_the_Fist#Voiced-over_characters - yes.

  • @Sharks4Cup408
    @Sharks4Cup408 3 місяці тому +35

    "Okay, so here were my options. A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die."
    [action resumes; Tang gets hit with the claw]
    "Hmm, should have gone with A."

  • @KilSquad
    @KilSquad 2 місяці тому

    Doug and team thank you for all the years of enjoyment and laughter

  • @JohnB-im3eu
    @JohnB-im3eu 2 місяці тому +1

    "THAT'S ALOTTA NUTS" is quoted by me way too often.

  • @clint4951
    @clint4951 3 місяці тому +42

    "Face to foot style, how'd ya like it?" - Wimp Lo

    • @davidgill7412
      @davidgill7412 3 місяці тому +2

      "I'm sure your style is quite impressive where you're from. Your only problem is, this is Earth" - The Chosen One

    • @EthanBalkfield
      @EthanBalkfield 3 місяці тому +1

      "I'm bleeding. Making me the victor!"

  • @mikehatlay8854
    @mikehatlay8854 3 місяці тому +25

    Henchman:"coo coo coo coo"
    Master Betty:"mmm I'm just a birdy too"
    Definitely hold more a personal love for this movie because my dad and I watched it together and don't think any movie made us laugh so hard like this one.

  • @InfiniteCheeto
    @InfiniteCheeto 3 місяці тому +2

    I still use "I go pee pee standing up" to this day.

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 2 місяці тому +1

    “We are both ventriloquists, and now we’re upside-down”

  • @Sir_Stalker
    @Sir_Stalker 3 місяці тому +38

    You should tackle Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle next! Absolute classics

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 2 місяці тому +6

      Except "Kung Fu Hustle" is just a really good movie disguised as a goofball comedy...

  • @GabeGOG
    @GabeGOG 3 місяці тому +34

    This movie just hit home for me because it was the first time my dad and I shared a love for silly af comedy. My dad was a medical professional and rarely showed that silly side of him but with this movie, it got unhinged! He loved that I loved it so much that he would replay it a ton just so we could spend time laughing and quoting it.
    Sure that makes me biased towards the movie but hey. I appreciate it, what can I say?
    RIP Dad, thanks for sharing this with me.

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 місяці тому +1

      Condolences for your dad. He had excellent taste in comedies.

  • @martinlundberg7070
    @martinlundberg7070 3 місяці тому +2

    I've seen this way to many times. 40-50 times perhaps, loved it. "So cute. Bye bye." Laughed so much. Saw it as a teen back in 2002-2003.

  • @jamessmith6123
    @jamessmith6123 3 місяці тому +3

    I laugh every time that girl says ooh ee ooh eee ooh

  • @roden706
    @roden706 3 місяці тому +25

    "We like this now?"
    I enjoyed this film when it came out it was so much fun.

  • @jacobsedlack1173
    @jacobsedlack1173 3 місяці тому +28

    "I could pretend I'm a bird and go for both of the points with a stinging eel strike, but that would just look stupid and leave my soft, sensitive balls completely exposed."
    Need I say more?

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 2 місяці тому +4

      This movie made ‘leap like a freak’ part of my vocabulary

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 7 днів тому

    7:00 What condition could he possibly be in to produce those sounds from that amount of movement?😂😂😂
    This truly is the goat