True, and it's a shame that corporations are shooting down research and academics are bashing even putting a sliver of time into studying them Antibiotics will not work forever
1:13 it astonishes me how Jerma is able to acknowledge the amount of medical professionals watching him for hours a day and not realize they are evaluating him on behalf of the Nevada Department of Health and Human Services
1:01 As much as the doctor may deserve to have this discovery named after them, it's a long and widely respected tradition to never name anything after yourself in the medical and science field. 90% of things in medicine without a latin name are named after places or people relevant or beloved to their discoverers.
@@jay-tbl well usually it's *other people* in maths and physics who name things after the discoverers. Euler named Euler's number *e* because a-d were already used for other stuff in his paper.
Same with botany, can’t name new plant species after yourself. Back in Victorian to colonial times before standardized nomenclature it was fairly common for botanist to name plants after themselves without checking if they were previously discovered or not. Leading to many plants having multiple names, and even different plants having the same name.
This is also a bacteriophage, which many have argued isn’t technically alive as it just is a protein shell with dna that attached to a cell, stays in the cell or overhauls it to make its own parts. Makes the cell explode due to osmosis and then repeat. Theres millions of them within a square foot of soil and water. They evolve so easily that a species found one day might not exist the next. I have discovered one called “fine point.” To be honest naming these is less about honor as it is documenting the dna. Its cool but not as significant as the naming of the bacteria in which it attacks.
"Don't worry, we've got this new chemical, it'll help fix your issue." "Oh, what a relief... What's it called?" "Well, the scientific name is Jermaniuam-985. We just call it Jerma985." "...Wait, the Pirate Spy?"
1% of Jerma's chat base: "I can cure illnesses that can't be cured with modern medicine! These petri dishes are a physical representation of the effectiveness of my work!" 99% of Jerma's chat base: "P A N C A K E"
Actually bacteriophage are one of the most diverse species on earth. You’ll find millions of them within one cubic inch of soil. They evolve so often that a species might not exist when you sample it again. Its really easy to do this too. All you need is practically agar solution with the host of whatever you want to infect, a super small filter, incubator and dna sequencer. Aka lab equipment that you’d only find in a university. They are amazing, the possibilities of bacteriophage therapy is growing. I personally discovered mine called “fine point” I named it after a style of sharpee. A colead 5 other teams with their discovery.
"This community has got a shitload of doctors, scientists, creative editing artists, hitmen, operatives, and intelligence analysts" The CIA Task Force Monitoring Project Jerma: Yes
@@StronkyHose Figuring out ? He's known everything all along ! That's why he's a threat to society ! They just keep him alive and "secured" so they can try to understand why it is he knows so much.
I love jerma's humility though. Every time something gets named after him hes like but it was you, you should take the credit. he did it with the scout too
Typically in the sciences, you don't name discoveries after yourself. Someone else can name the discovery after you, but it's a bit of a no-go to name a thing after yourself.
I actually have a B.Sc in microbiology and that might be just a college microbiology class that OP is taking. I took a similar class in undergrad where everyone isolates microbes (viruses in this case) locally and tests a select few for antibiotic production against a group of problematic pathogens called ESKAPE. A few things that tipped me off were the description OP gave and the fact that they only labeled their petri dishes with the "name" and dilution factor, but no date (which is a common mistake a lot of first and second year students will make when plating). There's a chance it might very well be an actual scientist with their degree and their research organization or company just operates differently, perhaps only labelling dishes with a title and dilution and keeping other info in a ledger or private database. However to me this was very familiar to a project I did in university (that is offered in many other colleges in the region) and felt the need to say that there's a chance this isn't a Ph.D or other high level researcher. P.S. the organism they've discovered is probably an actual discovery, a lot of times students will find microbes that provide antibacterial effectivity against ESKAPE pathogens.
Most likely yeah, it's still quite neat though if it does somehow end up helping with research in some way! And besides that someone in college is just the past self of a scientist with a PhD, so the point still stands about there being some pretty "advanced" people in Jerma's community
@@AquaticSkipper I meant that as in you go to college to, usually, advance your status in a specific subject. Pretty sure the people with PhDs are the ones who went to college beforehand, that's what I mean. I just realized that I'd worded it really badly actually just a sec Edit: there, I fixed my original statement lol
Could be the same phage discovery lab as the one on my campus. Looks like OP’s plates have the same O cluster contamination as was rampant in our labs for a few years (smaller plaques). Looked it up in the database and there’s no jerma phage, so I’m guessing they couldn’t isolate it because of that.
@Rui Lima That would be really hard since Teddy K is quite famous and his work in math isn't that useful. Also, I think Teddy would bomb me without hesitation because I work with Computer Science - so no.
@Rui Lima My guess is he’s a biologist, which would make finding an academically honest reason to reference pure mathematics hard. However, I am in pure mathematics, so I can cover your Kaczynski reference :)
In terms of desirability of having something named after you, a bacteriophage that targets antibiotic-resistant bacteria honestly might be pretty far up the list. Jerma should feel honored by this.
They're like heat seeking missiles that just attack bad bacteria and keep reproducing more and more basically making your body almost immune to that desise
He doesn't feel honored because this was deliberate messaging that his lethal nymph nodes wouldn't be able to spread to unwilling victims from electronic messaging anymore.
well actually this is viruses that kill anti-biotic bacteria or in other words basically bacteria adapted to withstand modern human medicine or "super bacteria" so jerma will probably actually be a crucial step to curing stuff like pneumonia. ik my shit and I don't go outside
I love how this is actually incredibly awesome both because its scientifically MASSIVE, and because its a showcase of how widespread the community is. And yeg somehow its also peak meme status. XP
Well it’s probably either fake or, as another commentator said, this was just an undergrad student naming something that already exists. There’s no date written on the dish, which is general practice.
hes hypnotizing all of them into watching him.... truly a sick man.. a danger warning for everyone , the next person he could hypnotize could be you or your loved one !! be at guard at all times... stay safe from the "Jerma" !!!
Me: Aww, what a touching moment. Jerma looks absolutely tou- Jerma: They're not pancakes, Chat. Me: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. To the gigglehouse it is.
I'm a long time Jerma fan, since I was finishing up high school, all throughout college and nowadays, as a lawyer finishing my Master's in Environmental Law and Indigenous Rights, so I totally relate to this viewer/fan. Due to my ADHD, I always concentrate better when there's some parallel source of media (such as music) while I perform activities, and I suppose a livestream not only does that, but also even works as substitute for the "body doubling" technique, haha. All in all, for years Jerma's streams have been a great company on many sleepless nights while working, doing research, writing my dissertation and as of late, building the thesis / project for my future PhD. To me, it makes cataloging the implementation of the ILO Convention 169 across the world a tad more fun when you're simultaneously watching Jerma have a meltdown with the Helm's Deep in The Two Towers, haha. So yeah, I totally get doing something like this to acknowledge the "help", in the form of entertainment, that Jerma provides to many people... Since my research isn't so much in applied sciences like this, I can't do something similar, but maybe some special donation as I finish these projects are in order. :)
Yooo my dad had panton valentine leukacidin which doesn't respond to antibiotics. The people finding ways to treat stuff like this are heroes, this shit saves people lives
I mean, I'd say Jerma is far more intelligent than he lets on, his comedy just doesn't show it, but his improv comedy shows he has excellent timing and is a quick thinker on his feet, even if its just with jokes if it can apply there it can apply anywhere.
Jerma is very smart and probably more mentally stable than much of his Chat. He has a different kind of intelligence, comedic intelligence. He knows how to time a joke just right, he’s real quick to conjure up absurd ideas, he’s not dumb. He is a very smart fellow.
@@Kraanox and you are somebody that has leaned into the idea of him being a psycho way to much, and have created a placebo effect making you think he's actually a psychopath
Imagine in 20 years, going up to a textbook that your niece or nephew has been reading for an assignment and opening the text book. To your horror it shows the Amogus face with a detailed explanation of a virus
All "Jerma's therapist watches his streams" jokes aside, this is actually really wholesome and groundbreaking. The fact that he said they didn't have to name it after him makes this even better. Spoken like a true Chad Thundercock.
INSANE streamer tries to use ONE MAN as representation of ENTIRE online COMMUNITY. Allegations against streamer ZERKING OFF into small dishes and SHOWING it LIVE on stream are still FLOWING in.
Starting my thesis on Notch-Signalling pathways, you’re damn sure if I find even the slightest new protein , enzyme, pathway I will 100% be naming it after Jerma
In 30 years some poor doctor is gonna have to tell someone that their child will likely have birth defects due to abnormalities in their expression of the Jerma gene.
I am close to graduating with a mechanical engineering degree. Ive been thinking about working in the defense industry, I hope to God I can name some type of bomb after Jerma.
In the near future, you might hear by a clueless patient say "I was saved by Jerma" And you will most likely be confused since it's usually the other way around.
@@espanadorada7962 No. For a Plaque Formation Assay (the technique being used), the number refers to the viral concentration used. The cells are in the gel and a solution containing virions (infectious virus particles) is introduced to the gel. The holes/plaques that form represent infected cells (in this case, bacteria) that have died. This picture shows that they prepared two solutions of a virus with different concentrations and introduced them to two dishes containing the gel/cells. You’d expect less cells to become infected and die when you’re using the more dilute viral solution which is why there are less plaques formed in the gel on the left (10^-6 < 10^-5).
I have recently contracted Jerma, I've been sitting at my computer all day, staring at the Game Menu unable to start any game I try right away. I started letting out noises from my mouth that wasnt in my own voice. My voice would pitch up and down and sounded like 3 different voices. I have 3 weeks.
Jerma realized his hands alone wouldn't be enough for a higher kill count as you can shove only so many people into a meat grinder manually - so he opted to capture the only competent chat members and forced them to create a deadly plague that'd one day ravish the lands.
I hope this virus becomes a common method of treating ailments. I want to see news reporters talk about the Jerma Virus (and medication it is in, Jermacure 985).
Medicine made using this may have side effects such as sudden fits of beatboxing, inappropriate laughter towards vehicular crashes, enlarged buttocks, or RSF (resting sus face).
I remember when grandma fell in the winter of last year. She came down with a horrible case of Jerma. At least it was short, she didn’t have to suffer for too long.
I did the same thing! I named it Germ though to make it less obvious. Of your parents ever tell you to be careful of Germs, that's what they're talking about
I'm a 15+ year game designer and programmer, highly skilled and knowledgeable, and I watch Jerma. Much to my shame. And my pleasure. Other streamers are too basic for me, I like streamers who could possibly be secret murderers.
Some scientist named a signalling protein "sonic the hedgehog." Kinda funny until you're a doctor trying to explain to parents their newborn child has holoprosencephaly.
late stage jermitis patient
Late stage jermtitis patient be like: "wow thanks doc for saving me against that bacteria that was immune to antibiotics. I thought I was done for!"
+Like to help spread the infection! :)
@@rasheedyoufreealrajhi6022 jermtitis?
jermamitis*
@@thisisachannel.780 jermatitties?
Jerma: "This community is full of doctors and scientists"
Also Jerma: "No they're not pancakes, guys"
Hey,doctors can like pancakes too
…apples,on the other hand,are a much different story
@@clodolcmidnights837 What about apple pancakes?
@@Kghammond852Kansas Fruity Chocolat
The dichotomy is strong
That’s exactly what a doctor or a scientist would say
the concept that a 12 year old and a scientist could be watching jerma at the same time breaks my brain
a doctor scientist*
that 12 year old's name? Albert Einstein
Me? Gongaga
Jerma truly is G for everyone
Yo? Mama
This is HUGE. As a microbiologist, Bacteriophages will most likely be our main defence against MRSAs. Imagine one day being prescribed Jerma pills
Healthy and Jerma-pilled.
True, and it's a shame that corporations are shooting down research and academics are bashing even putting a sliver of time into studying them
Antibiotics will not work forever
me leaving my doctor’s office: i’m so jermapilled
It’s not sequenced though
I was gonna like this but your at 420 so I’ll put it down here 👍
1:13 it astonishes me how Jerma is able to acknowledge the amount of medical professionals watching him for hours a day and not realize they are evaluating him on behalf of the Nevada Department of Health and Human Services
They recognize that Jerma is a perfect candidate for 'somewhere in Nevada...'
OMEGALUL
@@faceless2302 JERMA COMBAT
@@faceless2302 this is the recipe for a goated green screen video
LMAO
1:01 As much as the doctor may deserve to have this discovery named after them, it's a long and widely respected tradition to never name anything after yourself in the medical and science field. 90% of things in medicine without a latin name are named after places or people relevant or beloved to their discoverers.
did mathematicians not get the memo?
@@jay-tbl well usually it's *other people* in maths and physics who name things after the discoverers.
Euler named Euler's number *e* because a-d were already used for other stuff in his paper.
Same with botany, can’t name new plant species after yourself. Back in Victorian to colonial times before standardized nomenclature it was fairly common for botanist to name plants after themselves without checking if they were previously discovered or not. Leading to many plants having multiple names, and even different plants having the same name.
>step one: Name kid after you
>step two: Find thing
>Step three: name thing after kid
>profit
This is also a bacteriophage, which many have argued isn’t technically alive as it just is a protein shell with dna that attached to a cell, stays in the cell or overhauls it to make its own parts. Makes the cell explode due to osmosis and then repeat. Theres millions of them within a square foot of soil and water. They evolve so easily that a species found one day might not exist the next. I have discovered one called “fine point.” To be honest naming these is less about honor as it is documenting the dna. Its cool but not as significant as the naming of the bacteria in which it attacks.
"Doc, I think I'm dying, the infection has definitely spread."
"Don't worry, some Jerma should fix you right up!"
"What"
"get some jerma in you, it'll fix you right up" is a sentence, a powerful one
"Don't worry, we've got this new chemical, it'll help fix your issue."
"Oh, what a relief... What's it called?"
"Well, the scientific name is Jermaniuam-985. We just call it Jerma985."
"...Wait, the Pirate Spy?"
"jerma balls"
Made me audibly lugh
"wait, what?"
1% of Jerma's chat base: "I can cure illnesses that can't be cured with modern medicine! These petri dishes are a physical representation of the effectiveness of my work!"
99% of Jerma's chat base: "P A N C A K E"
Considering how dangerous the problem has become with bacteria being resistant to antibiotics, Jerma might be more known than Jerma985.
Imagine a future generation calling Jerma a liar because he says the thing was named after him and not the other way around
@@rompevuevitos222 POV you were born in 2017, you're from Sweden & your name is Covidicus
Actually bacteriophage are one of the most diverse species on earth. You’ll find millions of them within one cubic inch of soil. They evolve so often that a species might not exist when you sample it again. Its really easy to do this too. All you need is practically agar solution with the host of whatever you want to infect, a super small filter, incubator and dna sequencer. Aka lab equipment that you’d only find in a university. They are amazing, the possibilities of bacteriophage therapy is growing. I personally discovered mine called “fine point” I named it after a style of sharpee. A colead 5 other teams with their discovery.
@@von... Named my child Rona. Hopefully someday she will take over Sweden, wiping out millions just like the virus.
which came first jerma or jerma985
“Will I survive doctor?”
“Yes only if we give you jerma.”
Imagine getting injected with jerma985
@@ius_0it’s how they create Jerma986. Being injected with it just turns you into jerma
i like how he says community as though this isn't just a bunch of people watching a guy and then whispering about his possible mental state
Don’t even watch him and I agree
"The community" is what he's dubbed the research team observing him
@@psykodactyle jerma just doesn't get it, he IS the antibiotic resistant virus isolate
@@psykodactyle the community is the voices in his head. He still hasn't figured out that the chat is full of actual people
damn, so shouting "PSYCHOTIC STREAMER" is whispering now
in all seriousness, i like how you can tell that he is actually flattered and proud.
"This community has got a shitload of doctors, scientists, creative editing artists, hitmen, operatives, and intelligence analysts"
The CIA Task Force Monitoring Project Jerma: Yes
We might need to up his doses, he's getting too close to figuring it out.
@@StronkyHose Figuring out ? He's known everything all along ! That's why he's a threat to society ! They just keep him alive and "secured" so they can try to understand why it is he knows so much.
Holy shit😭😭
this sounds like a story arc from stranger things
@@bilbo_gamers6417 Imagine if Jerma is the villain in stranger things 5
"Okay kids, open your books on page 122. Today we are learning about the great Jerma epidemic of 2027"
I love jerma's humility though. Every time something gets named after him hes like but it was you, you should take the credit. he did it with the scout too
yo aren't you that tgirl offa twitter
the scout too?
@@LinucNerd Yeah, the scout was named Jeremy, literally after jerma, go look it up if you need proof.
@@sylvieslug LMFAO
Typically in the sciences, you don't name discoveries after yourself. Someone else can name the discovery after you, but it's a bit of a no-go to name a thing after yourself.
I actually have a B.Sc in microbiology and that might be just a college microbiology class that OP is taking.
I took a similar class in undergrad where everyone isolates microbes (viruses in this case) locally and tests a select few for antibiotic production against a group of problematic pathogens called ESKAPE. A few things that tipped me off were the description OP gave and the fact that they only labeled their petri dishes with the "name" and dilution factor, but no date (which is a common mistake a lot of first and second year students will make when plating).
There's a chance it might very well be an actual scientist with their degree and their research organization or company just operates differently, perhaps only labelling dishes with a title and dilution and keeping other info in a ledger or private database. However to me this was very familiar to a project I did in university (that is offered in many other colleges in the region) and felt the need to say that there's a chance this isn't a Ph.D or other high level researcher.
P.S. the organism they've discovered is probably an actual discovery, a lot of times students will find microbes that provide antibacterial effectivity against ESKAPE pathogens.
Most likely yeah, it's still quite neat though if it does somehow end up helping with research in some way! And besides that someone in college is just the past self of a scientist with a PhD, so the point still stands about there being some pretty "advanced" people in Jerma's community
@@exist4046 "someone in college is just a scientist with a phd in the past"??? Worldwide FIRST case of JERMITIS, attacks the BRAIN
@@AquaticSkipper I meant that as in you go to college to, usually, advance your status in a specific subject. Pretty sure the people with PhDs are the ones who went to college beforehand, that's what I mean.
I just realized that I'd worded it really badly actually just a sec
Edit: there, I fixed my original statement lol
This looks like a plaque assay?
Could be the same phage discovery lab as the one on my campus. Looks like OP’s plates have the same O cluster contamination as was rampant in our labs for a few years (smaller plaques). Looked it up in the database and there’s no jerma phage, so I’m guessing they couldn’t isolate it because of that.
I'll try to sneak one Jerma reference into my PhD. If I ever get to defend it lol
@Rui Lima (better known for other work)
*picture of a brain-eating amoeba* yo peep the horror
@Rui Lima That would be really hard since Teddy K is quite famous and his work in math isn't that useful. Also, I think Teddy would bomb me without hesitation because I work with Computer Science - so no.
peep the horror indeed
@Rui Lima My guess is he’s a biologist, which would make finding an academically honest reason to reference pure mathematics hard.
However, I am in pure mathematics, so I can cover your Kaczynski reference :)
In terms of desirability of having something named after you, a bacteriophage that targets antibiotic-resistant bacteria honestly might be pretty far up the list. Jerma should feel honored by this.
They're like heat seeking missiles that just attack bad bacteria and keep reproducing more and more basically making your body almost immune to that desise
He doesn't feel honored because this was deliberate messaging that his lethal nymph nodes wouldn't be able to spread to unwilling victims from electronic messaging anymore.
I love seeing your account in the comments of so many random channels I follow, dating yeeeears back.
Right? Like this is huge, we’re basically in an evolutionary arms race against bacterial diseases and this could be a gamechanger.
41%
Imagine one day dying from Jerma.
well actually this is viruses that kill anti-biotic bacteria or in other words basically bacteria adapted to withstand modern human medicine or "super bacteria" so jerma will probably actually be a crucial step to curing stuff like pneumonia. ik my shit and I don't go outside
The people that got put in his meat grinder didn’t need to imagine
I don't need to imagine. I fear for my life everyday knowing that he's out there.
Don't worry he won't wait long enough for anyone to utter those words.
I’d die a second time from embarrassment
I love how this is actually incredibly awesome both because its scientifically MASSIVE, and because its a showcase of how widespread the community is. And yeg somehow its also peak meme status. XP
Well it’s probably either fake or, as another commentator said, this was just an undergrad student naming something that already exists. There’s no date written on the dish, which is general practice.
@@gvd72 General practice is a lot like common sense; something rarely put into use.
Sadly the only thing I'm a doctor of, is doctoring photos of Jermas face.
sus
Nothing to be ashamed of, hero.
More useful than playing arround eith dirt and pretending it's science lmao
He mentioned artists. It's important work.
Doctor these nuts
What I've learned from this is that watching jerma985 improves your cognitive abilities
Every jerma video means one less doctor/scientist/artist doing their job. Nice one, jerma. You have the deaths of millions on your hands
OMG he really is a psycho
hes hypnotizing all of them into watching him.... truly a sick man.. a danger warning for everyone , the next person he could hypnotize could be you or your loved one !! be at guard at all times... stay safe from the "Jerma" !!!
Well he would have the deaths of millions on his hands with or without videos.
I like how this implies that artists not making art can kill people
@@ManicDreamz156 I mean, didnt hitler get rejected from art school
Me: Aww, what a touching moment. Jerma looks absolutely tou-
Jerma: They're not pancakes, Chat.
Me: Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. To the gigglehouse it is.
imagine being infected with some sort of super bug to have your life saved by Jerma
must feel absolutely amazing to know that such talented and intelligent people are watching his content and are part of his community
This is a fuckin DOCTOR SCIENTIST
Lines that joel vinesauce would say but jerma says it first
I'm a long time Jerma fan, since I was finishing up high school, all throughout college and nowadays, as a lawyer finishing my Master's in Environmental Law and Indigenous Rights, so I totally relate to this viewer/fan. Due to my ADHD, I always concentrate better when there's some parallel source of media (such as music) while I perform activities, and I suppose a livestream not only does that, but also even works as substitute for the "body doubling" technique, haha. All in all, for years Jerma's streams have been a great company on many sleepless nights while working, doing research, writing my dissertation and as of late, building the thesis / project for my future PhD. To me, it makes cataloging the implementation of the ILO Convention 169 across the world a tad more fun when you're simultaneously watching Jerma have a meltdown with the Helm's Deep in The Two Towers, haha. So yeah, I totally get doing something like this to acknowledge the "help", in the form of entertainment, that Jerma provides to many people... Since my research isn't so much in applied sciences like this, I can't do something similar, but maybe some special donation as I finish these projects are in order. :)
Imagine having an infection and penicillin isn’t working so the doctors give you Jerma
I'm sorry but I have to say it - I need jerma in me.
Yooo my dad had panton valentine leukacidin which doesn't respond to antibiotics. The people finding ways to treat stuff like this are heroes, this shit saves people lives
proof that you don’t need to be intelligent or mentally stable to inspire a generation
I mean, I'd say Jerma is far more intelligent than he lets on, his comedy just doesn't show it, but his improv comedy shows he has excellent timing and is a quick thinker on his feet, even if its just with jokes if it can apply there it can apply anywhere.
Jerma is very smart and probably more mentally stable than much of his Chat. He has a different kind of intelligence, comedic intelligence. He knows how to time a joke just right, he’s real quick to conjure up absurd ideas, he’s not dumb. He is a very smart fellow.
You're both mistaking psychotic focus for intelligence
@@Kraanox and you are somebody that has leaned into the idea of him being a psycho way to much, and have created a placebo effect making you think he's actually a psychopath
@@Kraanox he isn’t psychotic for hyperfocusing. He’s got ADHD, he can’t help that, but he’s very smart.
Imagine in 20 years, going up to a textbook that your niece or nephew has been reading for an assignment and opening the text book. To your horror it shows the Amogus face with a detailed explanation of a virus
Alternate title: how to call Jerma a virus in a flattering way
All "Jerma's therapist watches his streams" jokes aside, this is actually really wholesome and groundbreaking. The fact that he said they didn't have to name it after him makes this even better. Spoken like a true Chad Thundercock.
“This is a fuckin’ doctor scientist”
Like a scientist can have a doctorate, and therefore can be a doctor
@@flask223 or his last name is “Scientist”
truly one of the doctors
@@flask223Pretty much all scientists are doctors
"I am sorry to inform you that you suffer from a severe case of Jerma..."
-some doctor in the future
He is truly the thinking mans streamer
jerma is such a fitting name
INSANE streamer tries to use ONE MAN as representation of ENTIRE online COMMUNITY. Allegations against streamer ZERKING OFF into small dishes and SHOWING it LIVE on stream are still FLOWING in.
Wait... you're saying that's certified Jerma ZPERM?
He should get that checked. Why's it so bubbly?
@@Neophage Wdym?
@@Neophage Looks normal
@@Neophage looks tasty! Like a bubble tea or whatever the fuck they're called idk
Maybe I _am_ a doctor...
I sure hope an archeologist discovers a new species and names it Jermaodon or Jermasaurus
Starting my thesis on Notch-Signalling pathways, you’re damn sure if I find even the slightest new protein , enzyme, pathway I will 100% be naming it after Jerma
In 30 years some poor doctor is gonna have to tell someone that their child will likely have birth defects due to abnormalities in their expression of the Jerma gene.
Fast forward 2000 years, some graduate students in future universities wondering why so many unrelated shit is called after some "Jerma"
@@waterbottle6644 Jerma is assumed to be some sort of deity worshipped by ancient civilizations
@@awfulpancakes The god of psychosis
I am close to graduating with a mechanical engineering degree. Ive been thinking about working in the defense industry, I hope to God I can name some type of bomb after Jerma.
Jerma985 sounds like a name that astronomers name random bodies/phenomena in outer space.
Why is Jerma bleeding into our real world, I'm scared
WHY DO YOU SAY THIS AS IF JERMA ISN'T REAL
@@Nekrozmik he isn't real, wake up
@@Nekrozmik he isnt
We're blessed
A bunch of people wished for him to be real and now we have to do an extra shift at the brick factory.
Now Jerma will get to have a reputation for killing for the whole future of humanity.
Its what he would have wanted
In the near future, you might hear by a clueless patient say "I was saved by Jerma"
And you will most likely be confused since it's usually the other way around.
Jerma is saved by millions every day
i was jerma'd by save
“I was hurt by Jerma”
jerma is about one of the only people who im okay with people being fan enough to do stuff like this, hes been a great dude nonstop
im seeing two petri dishes one being diluted 10000x and one 100000x
I think that’s the cell concentration, no?
that's the jermium fluid, it makes the jermaphages grow
@@espanadorada7962 No. For a Plaque Formation Assay (the technique being used), the number refers to the viral concentration used. The cells are in the gel and a solution containing virions (infectious virus particles) is introduced to the gel. The holes/plaques that form represent infected cells (in this case, bacteria) that have died.
This picture shows that they prepared two solutions of a virus with different concentrations and introduced them to two dishes containing the gel/cells. You’d expect less cells to become infected and die when you’re using the more dilute viral solution which is why there are less plaques formed in the gel on the left (10^-6 < 10^-5).
Finally, the cure for peeping-the-horroritis
Jerma's beginning to discover that he's a virus in a disc being studied.
Nurse: Doctor! The penecillin is no use! The patients infection is spreading!
Doctor: Give me 20ccs of jerma!
I have recently contracted Jerma, I've been sitting at my computer all day, staring at the Game Menu unable to start any game I try right away. I started letting out noises from my mouth that wasnt in my own voice. My voice would pitch up and down and sounded like 3 different voices. I have 3 weeks.
It's a bacteriophage lol. You are openly admitting that you are in fact a bacteria /s
you cant contract a bacteriophage but nice writing.
The above commenter is a bacterium.
@@PokeNebula that would be counterproductive
Chatter names a bioweapon after their favorite streamer ♥️ so sweet
Jerma realized his hands alone wouldn't be enough for a higher kill count as you can shove only so many people into a meat grinder manually - so he opted to capture the only competent chat members and forced them to create a deadly plague that'd one day ravish the lands.
Getting *ravished* by Jerma? 😳
Jerma being a serial killer is pretty funny but its a bacteriophage it cant kill a person it kills bacteria
@@bossman983 📞🤨
ravage
I hope this virus becomes a common method of treating ailments. I want to see news reporters talk about the Jerma Virus (and medication it is in, Jermacure 985).
yeah jerma insane this, psycho that, but this is genuinely very cute
Imagine all the fun ways people are going to use the term Jerma from now on
Actual Jerma size in the picture of the left
Nurse: "Doc there's nothing we can do maybe we have to use it"
Doctor: "So be it, send in the Jerma, it's our last hope to save this man"
I don’t wanna die from Jerma exposure man
just the the anti-jerma shot you should be fine
I just hope that one day, this becomes so wide-spread, that we start calling them 'Jerms' instead of 'germs'.
I can’t believe they named germs after Jerma. Kind of makes sense considering Jerma’s history.
The fact he would rather the person who did this have their name on it was wholesome, Jerma is awesome
I love how excited Jerma is knowing this is probably going to cause the apocalypse.
its a bacteriophage (kills bacteria)
@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 thats what jeremy wants you to think
who is jeremy and why does he want me to think that@@CalciumOxyde
@@satgurs leave me alone
i need the answers @@CalciumOxyde
the reason there's so many doctors and scientists is because they're all watching this man's state of being and studying him
I’ll fucking say it, he looks an absolute meal here
Come again
fr. what a meal
@@sparky6757 oh I will 😉
@@sparky6757 They are Carnally attracted to Jerma, what is not to understand?
@@Numbabu what's not to understand you ask? The first sentence you just said
Medicine made using this may have side effects such as sudden fits of beatboxing, inappropriate laughter towards vehicular crashes, enlarged buttocks, or RSF (resting sus face).
COVID-985
Doctor: you have an infection
Patient: so I'm full of germs?
Doctor: even worse-you're full of Jerma
Studies show you are 75% more likely to have a successful career if you watch Germa
jerma is so funny, just seeing his face makes me laugh
im gonna become an engineer and make something in his honor, i gotta step up
It's come full circle. THE intro
leave us alone jerma how the hell did he get into our world im scared
the future of anti-biotics is in the hand of a guy who said "doctor scientist"
i didn't know that im a doctor and a scientist maybe my parents will finally be proud of me
No they wouldn't
Imagine being deathly sick and the antibiotics are not working so the the doctor brings out a “Jerma 14” to help with it.
Jerma is immortalized as a germ, Ironic.
"this community is amazing and I'm proving it today"
it's like a dad being proud of hid kid and putting up the bacteria sample on the fridge
Say the joke Bart!
As someone going into uni for microbiology, I will create a bioweapon and name it some goofy shit like “Jermus” as a combination of Jerma and sus
Surely my streamer’s not foolish enough to think that a Highschool biology project is a real professional medical experiment
i already know they were sitting there like "...i could do the funniest thing ever right now"
trolling jerma and putting pancake mix under a plastic lid. priceless
"If I put an antibiotic resistant bacteria in a meat grinder, and all that came out was an eyeball..."
finally
germa985
Proof that Jerma985 is high-brow entertainment
jerma now has the most toxic community in the most literal sense possible
Could have been germa but missed opportunity
ITS FUCKING PANCAKES!!!
how funny it would be when some in history books they gonna say
Jerma985, a virus called after a popular streamer jerma.
I'm not sure jerma realizes that he's also among the elite of twitch streamers.
I remember when grandma fell in the winter of last year. She came down with a horrible case of Jerma. At least it was short, she didn’t have to suffer for too long.
Jerma moves aggressively and violently
So this virus and the scout from TF2 are named after the same man?
Dr. Scientist really outdid himself with this one.
hmmm..... Germa
I did the same thing! I named it Germ though to make it less obvious. Of your parents ever tell you to be careful of Germs, that's what they're talking about
I'm a 15+ year game designer and programmer, highly skilled and knowledgeable, and I watch Jerma. Much to my shame. And my pleasure.
Other streamers are too basic for me, I like streamers who could possibly be secret murderers.
Some scientist named a signalling protein "sonic the hedgehog." Kinda funny until you're a doctor trying to explain to parents their newborn child has holoprosencephaly.
One more thing jerma and Tommyinnit now have in common.
(There was a particle thingy discovered by a Tommyinnit fan)
"Doctor, Our antibiotics aren't enough. Bring out Jerma."